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00:00This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
00:30Hahahaha.
00:52Oh no, oh no.
00:53The new potion I got...
00:56Don't tell me I'm a fool.
00:57Who are you?
01:00I'm your master, Princess Miao Miao.
01:05Princess Miao Miao?
01:07I don't care who you are.
01:09Give me back the spirit key you took.
01:11As my servant,
01:13yours is mine,
01:15and mine is mine.
01:17You think too much.
01:23You...
01:27Don't be so naughty.
01:29I'll take it as a punishment.
01:38She looks younger than me.
01:40Her cultivation has reached the level of the Five Elements.
01:44Where are you looking at?
01:54This Martial Soul is indeed strange.
01:57Now, can you give me back the elixir?
02:01Can your Martial Soul stop me?
02:04If you didn't drop the blood on me,
02:07and let us have a blood feud,
02:09I won't show mercy.
02:12Blood feud?
02:14Then I'll be tied to you for the rest of my life.
02:16This blood feud is not a big deal.
02:19It's just that I can't be too far away from you.
02:21If you get hurt, I'll get hurt too.
02:24However, as my servant,
02:27I won't take you for free.
02:29As long as you promise me three conditions,
02:32I'll give you 20 drops of Tai Gu Spirit Leaves.
02:3520 drops of Tai Gu Spirit Leaves?
02:39What conditions? I need to think about it.
02:41First, I'll give you the elixir
02:43until you restore your cultivation.
02:45Then I'll be able to release the blood.
02:47Of course, I'll get enough benefits
02:49in exchange for your elixir.
02:52Second, as my servant,
02:54you need to finish the task I give you first.
02:57Third, don't tell anyone about my identity.
03:01If you promise me these three conditions,
03:03I'll give you Tai Gu Spirit Leaves.
03:05That's all?
03:06What? You don't appreciate it?
03:08Then I'll give you a few jars of wine every month at home.
03:10Okay, okay, okay. That's it.
03:13Take it.
03:22Thank you, Princess Miao Miao.
03:24Not bad, little man.
03:26I'll take care of you from now on.
03:30She just said that she hasn't restored her cultivation,
03:32but she's already so kind.
03:34With her by my side,
03:36isn't it a life-saving talisman?
03:38All right, I'm hungry now.
03:41I'll give you 10,000 to 20,000 Five King Elixirs.
03:45I don't have so many elixirs.
03:47Five King Elixirs? You're so generous.
03:49Open your mouth.
03:51First violation. Give me back the Spirit Leaves.
03:53I... I have a stomachache. Let's talk about it later.
03:56Second violation.
03:58You're so mean. Don't go too far.
04:00Third violation. How dare you!
04:13I'll borrow some elixirs from the elder.
04:15You stay here and don't move.
04:18Why shouldn't I move?
04:19I'm going to follow you.
04:21No, I'm going to watch you.
04:27Brat.
04:29Do you still remember me, the old man?
04:41Greetings, Elder Shan.
04:42Thank you for your help in the matter of the Right Garden.
04:45I've brought you some good wine.
04:48Of course, there's one more thing I need your help with.
04:55I knew you wouldn't come to me for help.
04:59What is it?
05:01My friend needs some elixirs urgently.
05:03I don't know if I can make an appointment with you for a year.
05:09Your friend is from a noble family.
05:12Are you willing to marry me?
05:16Old man.
05:18Say that again.
05:20I didn't expect my friend to reach the level of a martial artist at such a young age.
05:26Old man.
05:28How do I know if you're going to ask for too much?
05:31I promise I won't let this matter get out of hand.
05:35If you agree,
05:37take this letter to the Hall of Merit.
05:46Okay, it's a deal.
05:49Brat, I'm leaving first.
05:51Call me if you need anything.
05:55You even prepared a letter.
05:57You knew we would come.
06:01Let's not talk about this for now.
06:07Elder Shan, I didn't protect her well.
06:10It's not bad.
06:12By the way,
06:14you came this time to ask about Taigu Wuxiu, right?
06:20Although he can help you improve your strength quickly,
06:24it's not an easy road.
06:28Please enlighten me.
06:31Taigu Wuxiu can make the qi in your body accumulate quickly.
06:37But your qi will remain in the half of the celestial realm
06:42until the qi is enough to break through the Five King's Realm
06:46in order to resist the Five King's Thunder.
06:52Difficulties can be expected.
06:55I see.
06:57Don't mess it up again this time.