• 3 months ago

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00:00Take a guess
00:21在谁假装关怀
00:25在谁还在半拐
00:29在我下一句的对白
00:36Take a guess
00:38像猎人般等待
00:43用猎物的姿态
00:47找问是告别还是爱
00:53猜一猜
00:56它落进了尘埃
01:00是陷阱还是意外
01:04还是你的未来
01:11猜一猜
01:13我打起这舞台
01:17是痛苦还是痛快
01:22却为好戏喝彩
01:28看不看得见教练
01:32分不分得清谎言
01:36会不会刹夜难眠
01:41Why not take a guess
01:53
01:58味道怎么样
02:00挺好的
02:02他们家牛排最有名了
02:06老婆你去趟洗手间
02:08要不要我扶你
02:09不用了
02:10好多了
02:22
02:38姐姐你愿意嫁给我吗
02:41嫁给他嫁给他嫁给他嫁给他嫁给他嫁给他
02:46我不愿意
02:52
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03:53Oh
03:58the whole
04:00sentinel you did this kinda
04:02do it
04:04oh
04:06oh
04:08oh
04:10oh
04:12oh
04:14oh
04:16oh
04:18oh
04:50老婆,三周年纪念日快乐,祝愿爱你!
05:20这是一张卖身契,我将以零元的价钱卖给苏琳女士。
05:34我的身和心都完完全全归苏琳女士手里,期限是永远。
05:50我的身和心都完完全全归苏琳女士手里,期限是永远。
06:20你要是能给我一个枕头,我还真能睡到天荒地老。
06:25你说我要不要去看看?
06:29不用了吧,要是最近在家生活太安逸了。
06:51老婆?
07:04老婆,你看这枚戒指这么有纪念意义,你一定要保管好,千万不要弄丢了。
07:14你说得对,那我现在放起来。
07:20老婆?
07:51老婆?
08:04这是公司签约的新的主播,下个月要上。
08:09到这儿,我们要。
08:14嫂子,是在等沈哥吗?
08:17对啊,我们一起约了吃晚饭。
08:19可是沈哥已经下班了,他这两天出差,刚才在群里说已经上高速了。
08:26哎呀,我给忘了,他跟我说过。
08:30你看我这脑子。
08:34那我先走了,拜拜。
08:37就跟你说吧,其实之前你知道的,来公司挺尴尬的,之前被打了一巴掌,闹得整个氛围都不太好。
08:49您好,您拨打的电话正在通话中。
08:56之前被打了一巴掌,闹得整个氛围都不太好。
09:00你瞎了!
09:19再见。
09:50晚安。
09:52晚安。
09:54晚安。
10:02晚安。
10:04晚安。
10:18现在我们要想办法把那些周报搞到手。
10:23经过这次的生活,苏黎对我的看法有所改变了。
10:28只能放松心意的时候,一定要夺回属于我的东西。
10:53苏黎姐,你最近好像很喜欢喝柠檬水啊。
10:58对啊,我一天喝好几杯。
11:02你和你老公怎么样啊?
11:05挺好的,他对我……
11:11挺好的。
11:13对了,昨天法轮中心给我打电话说我们这周可以去办手续了,我们接下来准备怎么做啊?
11:23你不是想让张书恒为公司封杀吗?怎么突然中止了?
11:30是不是他为你受伤,所以你就心软了?
11:43受惠以后,书恒真的变了很多。
11:47对我也更加好。
11:50好像跟陈莹莹的关系已经断掉了。
11:59我心里有点乱。
12:18好的。
12:36等把珠宝卖了,再把我们买好的假珠宝还回去。
12:41你苏黎发现的时候,我不知道和你还认识。
12:45那一会儿卖了,你买个包给我吧。我看你好久了。
12:51不就一个包吗?没问题。
12:57怎么样?您说多少钱收?
12:59三百。
13:02太少了吧,这才三百万。
13:06三百块?什么?
13:09您这些东西啊,是假的。
13:12我心里有点乱。
13:15总觉得哪里不对劲。
13:19张书恒的转变太巧了。
13:23而且他最近在打我保险箱的主意。
13:26他应该是已经知道我在做什么了。
13:29一切不过是他在给我演戏。
13:32他已经知道了?
13:34那我就将计就计陪他演戏。
13:37不过他可能忘了,我是编剧。
13:40他怎么演,全看我怎么演。
13:44我看你演得不错,留下来当装饰。
13:48如果您不愿意,请拿走。
13:55苏琳。
14:14苏琳。
14:37你什么时候发现的?
14:39发现什么?
14:41你和陈茵茵出轨。
14:42你一直耍机谋骗我。
14:44还是你想偷我的珠宝?
14:46没错,我确实出轨了。
14:48表面上我确实错了。
14:50里面你也确实错了。
14:53难道都是我的错吗?
14:55是啊,也不全是,还有陈茵茵。
14:59为什么错都在别人身上?
15:02你有没有想过,在这个婚姻里面,难道你就没有问题吗?
15:06抱歉啊,我没有想过,我也不准备想。
15:08照你这么说,你出轨全是为了让我发现自己的问题,然后成为更好的自己。
15:15那你可真是太伟大了,我是不是应该谢谢你啊?
15:20不过有一件事情我的确要谢谢你。
15:24你帮我剔除了我人生当中最大的两个漏洞。
15:27你,还有陈茵茵。
15:31你可背叛了我的爱情。
15:33你可玷污了我的友情。
15:35就算我和陈茵茵对不起你,
15:38那你呢?
15:40你不还一直算计我们?
15:42暗算报复我们?
15:44你辛辛苦苦的做局,让我偷珠宝,
15:47就是让我空欢喜一场,是吗?
15:55你都说了辛辛苦苦了,
15:58怎么可能只是让你空欢喜一场呢?
16:02什么假珠宝?
16:04你明明偷走的是一袋价值四百万的珍珠宝,
16:08每一个都有个无凭证,
16:10而且我已经准备报警了。
16:15明明是假珠宝,我都已经鉴定过了。
16:18就算你报警,警察来了我也无所谓。
16:23警察来了只会发现你为了小三偷自己老婆的珠宝。
16:29娱乐记者才不会管是真珠宝还是假珠宝,
16:32他们只会管你的宠物。
16:34从今往后张书恒只会被打上出轨和盗窃两个标签,
16:40这样你还无所谓吗?
16:43你这个疯女人,你把事情搞这么大,
16:47你就不怕遭到报应吗你?
16:53你还是先管好你自己吧,
16:57给你三天时间,三天之内我要我的珍珠宝。
17:03好的。
17:33我帮你吧。
18:04谢谢啊。
18:06别客气,大家都是邻居。
18:09我住403,我姓赵,叫我赵哥就可以了。
18:12谢谢赵哥。
18:13没关系。
18:15给我吧,我来。
18:16没事,不用扯,我帮你送到家吧。
18:18哪边?
18:19这边,这边。
18:23放哪儿?
18:24放这儿,放这儿,你放这儿就行。
18:30辛苦了。
18:31没事,没事。
18:33喝杯水吧,喝杯水再走吧。
18:35谢谢啊。
18:39以后再有这么沉的东西,还是让你老公来拿,
18:42这种粗活儿就该男人干吧。
18:44走了。
18:45谢谢啊。
18:46没事,不用送了。
18:47拜拜。
18:56这是我所有之前的东西了,还差一百多万。
19:04怎么就这么点了?
19:06我真没了。
19:08加上我的这些东西,还差一百多万呢。
19:12要不然,
19:14那些东西我们就算了吧。
19:18算了,
19:19再想想办法吧。
19:20好吧。
19:21再见。
19:22再见。
19:23再见。
19:24再见。
19:25再见。
19:26再见。
19:27再见。
19:28再见。
19:29再见。
19:30再见。
19:31再见。
19:32好了,再想想别乱了。
19:40我回来了。
19:42你回来了?
19:47这快递怎么就堆这儿了?
19:49怎么不收起来?
19:51我刚搬上来,还没来得及呢。
19:54以后不要随便放东西啊。
20:02谁来过了?
20:04楼上邻居大哥帮我搬了东西,我请他喝了杯水。
20:09不是,之前跟你说过,不要随便让陌生男人进门。
20:13他不是陌生人,他就住403。
20:18刚刚,
20:19你要记住,
20:20你现在已经结婚了,
20:22你要主动和别的男性保持距离,知道吗?
20:27哦,
20:28我知道了。
20:29知道了吗?
20:31哦。
20:33给你。
20:34你还给我带礼物了。
20:39把那衣服洗了啊。
20:41那个得手洗。
20:42手洗!
20:57苏小姐,
20:58合同生效,
20:59你已经合法运入这道海外黄台了。
21:01谢谢你。
21:04一切,
21:05马上要结束了。
21:08终于要和这段失败的婚姻说再见了。
21:13我以为,
21:14结束这段关系,
21:16难免还会有一丝丝的难过,
21:19但并没有。
21:22可能是因为,
21:24有时候老天让你结束一段关系,
21:27不是没收你的幸福,
21:30而是老天都在心疼你,
21:33觉得他不配。
21:35所以,
21:36让你解脱。
21:42老公,
21:43我书桌上有一份蓝色的文件,
21:45你找找,帮我送过来。
21:50现在?
21:51对,我急用。
21:53我给你发个地址,你马上过来。
21:56好。
21:57我马上过来。
21:58好,
21:59我马上过来。
22:00好,
22:01我马上过来。
22:02好,
22:03我马上过来。
22:04好,
22:05我马上过来。
22:06好,
22:07我马上过来。
22:08好,
22:09我马上过来。
22:10好,
22:11我马上过来。
22:12好。
22:17医生,
22:18那个合同你签了吗?
22:21嫂子,你真来了。
22:24我来送文件的。
22:26沈哥在里面呢。
22:27进去吧。
22:42上去吧。
22:50我说什么来着?
22:52我刚才说什么来着?
22:54什么来的?
22:57你干什么?
22:58你文件不要啦?
22:59哦,
23:00什么文件?
23:02刚才谁打赌输了?
23:03都喝酒!
23:04喝什么酒啊?
23:05到底怎么回事啊?
23:07嫂子,
23:08刚刚沈哥在这里玩真心话大冒险呢,
23:10If you send the documents here overnight, he will win.
23:13Sister-in-law, you are too obedient.
23:15This is a dead man.
23:17How do you talk?
23:18Let me introduce you to Mr. Liu, our partner.
23:21Hello, I'm Xing.
23:22Hello.
23:26You drink first, I'll go out and have a look.
23:29Geng, Geng, Geng.
23:33Just kidding, why are you really angry?
23:36I sent you a taxi overnight.
23:38I thought you were in a hurry to use it.
23:40You actually told me you were kidding.
23:43I can't help it.
23:45You also saw that there are either colleagues or customers inside.
23:48I just came back from a business trip today.
23:50I've been driving all day.
23:51I don't even have time to call you.
23:54I'm so tired now.
23:56All I want is to go home and sleep.
23:59But the customer has to come out to play games and relax.
24:01Can I say no?
24:04Wife.
24:06I work so hard outside.
24:10It's okay, you can't help me.
24:13But you can't let me coax you.
24:21Dear.
24:23I don't beg you to call me.
24:27But don't make me pretend, okay?
24:34I know you're tired.
24:39You just misunderstood.
24:42Okay.
24:45I have to go in and deal with them.
24:48Wait for me at home.
24:53Okay.
25:03Okay.
25:10Brother Shen.
25:11Sister-in-law, are you angry?
25:15What are you looking at?
25:18No problem at all.
25:21Come on.
25:23Come on.
25:24Cheers.
25:26Let's have a big party next time.
25:27Okay, no problem.
25:33Mr. Yang.
25:34I'll be right there.
25:36Materials?
25:38Materials are at home.
25:39Okay, I'll go back and get it now.
25:43I'm sorry.
25:44I'm sorry.
25:47Brother Zhao.
25:48What a coincidence.
25:50Brother Zhao, how much do you have?
25:51I'll pay you.
25:52No need.
25:53Look, I haven't spilled it yet.
25:54You can still eat it.
25:55No need.
25:57What's wrong?
25:59I dropped Brother Zhao's food.
26:01I want to compensate him.
26:02He said he didn't need me to compensate him.
26:04We're neighbors.
26:05We know each other.
26:06It's not a big deal.
26:07No need to compensate.
26:08Why?
26:10We can't afford
26:11the money for the barbecue.
26:12Right?
26:13And we're brothers.
26:14We don't need to be neighbors.
26:16You...
26:18I'm sorry.
26:20I'm sorry.
26:26Why do you talk to Brother Zhao like that?
26:29We'll meet again in the future.
26:30It's so embarrassing.
26:31What's wrong?
26:32Do you feel bad?
26:34You talk to Brother Zhao
26:35so affectionately.
26:37No.
26:38We're neighbors.
26:39We should be polite.
26:40Isn't that what we should do?
26:41I think
26:42when you two talk,
26:43you look intimate.
26:44You don't look like
26:45ordinary neighbors at all.
26:46But I'm not so enthusiastic.
26:49Unreasonable.
26:51I don't even know
26:52what his name is.
26:53I don't know what you're talking about.
26:56Wang Ganggang.
26:58You've never argued with me.
27:00Now you're mad at me
27:01for a wild man.
27:02Have you changed your mind?
27:06I get it.
27:08Communicating with someone
27:09who's not on the same frequency
27:10doesn't work
27:11even if you forgive him
27:12ten thousand times in a minute.
27:13I don't want to understand you.
27:14I can't understand you anyway.
27:16I understand you.
27:17Of course I understand you.
27:20Don't think I don't know.
27:21It's because of me.
27:22I work hard to get a job.
27:23I don't go home.
27:24You're lonely.
27:30Why don't you play with us?
27:31Why are you Deutschland?
27:34Look at it that way.
27:40After this character,
27:41because he is wearing
27:42a dress shoung suit,
27:43his male character
27:44can be more aggressive.
27:47Good point.
27:49Well, let's continue
27:51on the next step
27:53to divide the house.
27:58Miss Su, are you OK?
28:00I'm not feeling well today.
28:01Let's go to the hospital.
28:09I've been having a bad appetite lately.
28:11And I had a stomachache just now.
28:13Is there something wrong with my stomach?
28:16When was your last period?
28:19I haven't had it this month.
28:21It's been almost two months.
28:26Congratulations, you're pregnant.
28:28The results of the prenatal examination show that you're not pregnant.
28:31According to the size of the baby,
28:33it's been seven weeks.
28:58I'm not feeling well today.
29:00Let's go to the hospital.
29:02I'm not feeling well today.
29:04It's been almost two months.
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