Agha Majid Aur Saleem Albela Ka Kutta Darr Kar Dur Say Farar
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00:00Friends, we know that there are good people and bad people in the world.
00:04When we meet people in our life, we usually make a decision.
00:08By meeting them, by dealing with them, whether they are good or bad.
00:13My request is that always remember one thing,
00:17that in a bad environment, if you keep a good person,
00:21it is possible that something bad happens to him.
00:25You bring a bad person in a good environment,
00:29and it is possible that he becomes very good.
00:33Many times, the environment, the situation, the ambience,
00:38the environment that is being given to him,
00:41he is responsible for how he is dealing with you.
00:45So, the decision we make immediately, before making that decision,
00:49sometimes think that in which environment did you see him,
00:54in which environment did you judge that person?
00:57Many times, people are very good, but because of the environment,
01:01they are in such a situation that bad things happen to them.
01:05So, don't make these decisions.
01:07Instead, try to give a good environment.
01:10And the biggest responsibility is of the leaders, of our rulers,
01:14that they give us an environment that is good,
01:17in which there is compliance with the law,
01:19in which if someone wants to do something bad,
01:21then his hand should be stopped, so that he gets well.
01:24Let's start today's show with this message.
01:27Today, we will take you to Mr. Chaudhary's den,
01:29and see how Mr. Chaudhary is.
01:31Oh, what happened to Mr. Chaudhary?
01:33This is his new job.
01:35I think Mr. Chaudhary…
01:36Why are you worried, brother?
01:38Mr. Arun, tell me.
01:40Yes, what happened?
01:41There is a lot of stress.
01:42What happened? What is it?
01:44I am doing business for the first time in my life.
01:47No, this is a very good thing.
01:49But remember one thing.
01:50Tell me.
01:51No one should start a business
01:55unless there are three or four things in it.
01:58Oh, my God!
02:00If you can't get up in the morning,
02:04don't start a business.
02:06Don't dig, no matter how much money you have.
02:09Secondly, if you can't make decisions with a cool head,
02:13don't start a business.
02:15Thirdly, if you are a waste of money,
02:18don't start a business.
02:19And fourthly,
02:20if you can't stick to one thing consistently,
02:26don't start a business.
02:28But Mr. Arun, I am about to start a business.
02:30Try it out.
02:31It's a good thing.
02:32My prayers are with you.
02:34Is there a partner in this or not?
02:36There is a partner.
02:37He wants to work with me on a 50% partnership.
02:40Okay.
02:41Complete the paperwork.
02:43What paperwork, Mr. Arun?
02:45I trust my tongue.
02:47I trust my tongue.
02:49But it often happens that
02:51and this is my message to everyone,
02:53that when you do any business with your friend,
02:55your loved one, your brother,
02:57with anyone,
02:58then you say,
03:00I have said it, I don't like it.
03:02I will tell him to write it on paper.
03:04And this is an order.
03:06This is God's order to write
03:09and keep some witness on it.
03:11Okay, you become a witness.
03:13We will complete the paperwork.
03:14Of course, do the paperwork.
03:15Tell me, is your capital investment safe?
03:18Sir, I don't need money.
03:19I have it.
03:20What kind of business is this?
03:22I want to do message distribution.
03:24What do you mean?
03:25What kind of business is this?
03:26Sir, it's a salt business.
03:28Okay, it's a salt business.
03:29It's a good business.
03:30And how much are you buying?
03:31How much coriander?
03:32A whole packet.
03:34And it must be 200 kilos.
03:36At least it will be 250 grams.
03:39250 grams.
03:40A small packet?
03:41Of one pav?
03:42Yes.
03:43Why are you starting a big business?
03:45Sir, business is like this.
03:47You don't see how the distribution will be.
03:50You just have to do the work.
03:52Who gave you the idea to start a salt business?
03:55Sir, where will the idea come from?
03:57When I was sitting, he came to the village.
03:59Okay.
04:00And he told me to buy this salt.
04:02And also the money.
04:03And I got it from Bihar.
04:05Why? What is this salt?
04:07Hey, Prince.
04:08You have prepared a very good salt.
04:10Trust me.
04:12By the way, I have noted one thing.
04:14You should never trust a person who says,
04:16trust me.
04:18Okay, this is one thing.
04:20And the other thing is,
04:21never do such a deal.
04:22Too good to be true.
04:23He is saying, don't trust such people.
04:25You are saying, too good to be true.
04:27Deal done.
04:28Done.
04:30Give me the packet and also the advance.
04:33Okay, why are you giving him the money?
04:35Sir, he is a poor man.
04:37That's why I am giving him the money.
04:38The more my salt will sell,
04:40the more profit you will get.
04:42Take this salt.
04:43And take this, Prince.
04:45Keep this also.
04:48Wow.
04:50Sir will give you a lot.
04:54And you will have such a taste
04:56that the world will come looking for you.
04:57Hey, don't worry.
04:59With this salt, I will color my tongue.
05:03Billu's salt.
05:04Didn't I tell you the quantity?
05:05Yes, I understood.
05:06I didn't take it madly.
05:10Mr. Haroon, is it related to MLM scheme?
05:13This is not MLM at all.
05:15I think that is very less in Pakistan.
05:17But I think it is related to something else.
05:20Let's go ahead and see.
05:22I will not reveal it now.
05:24It was fun today.
05:25I would say, the box of dogs did a great job.
05:28Very good.
05:29It was a lot of fun today.
05:30Your chair was insulted by your sister.
05:32I will get you to beat me up.
05:36Believe me, I have beaten you a lot.
05:38But your obedience is too much.
05:41By the way, when you both came,
05:42you looked like such a beautiful couple.
05:45Believe me.
05:46Today, we went to dance.
05:47It was a race of dogs.
05:48Okay.
05:49Who will run in this dance?
05:52The dog ran with me.
05:53So, I ran with him.
05:54Run ahead.
05:55Don't follow him.
05:56Okay, Mr. Chaudhary.
05:57You also had a dog as a pet.
05:59The one you were getting ready to run with.
06:01Yes, yes.
06:02The one you were getting ready to run with.
06:05Yes, yes.
06:06I made him run in the race.
06:07Okay.
06:08Then?
06:09He ran.
06:10So, what happened in the race?
06:12I made him run.
06:13He ran.
06:14So, he didn't run in the race.
06:17What is this?
06:19Salt, Mr. Chaudhary.
06:21Salt and sugar.
06:22Mr. Chaudhary is thirsty.
06:23I am also thirsty.
06:24I am not your servant.
06:28I am your servant for the last seven generations.
06:33So, how are you?
06:36Are you doing well?
06:37Yes.
06:38I am doing well.
06:40Your show is great.
06:41You should bring him to the village.
06:43Really?
06:44It would be great.
06:45Do you have a teacher?
06:46I have all my teachers.
06:48I am the youngest.
06:49He says he has all his teachers.
06:51He is very brave.
06:53You went this way.
06:54Where did you come from?
06:56I was running.
06:58Yes.
06:59Excuse me.
07:00I have to go to work.
07:05I have sent him to get more sugarcane.
07:07I have to build a main gate for him.
07:11You have made it.
07:12I have to add salt.
07:14Because sugarcane is made of salt.
07:16Yes.
07:17So, the saltiness ends.
07:18Absolutely.
07:19Then it is complete.
07:22Hello.
07:23Hello.
07:24He has nothing to say.
07:25He will apologize for no reason.
07:28He is like your salty man.
07:32Drink the sugarcane.
07:33You drink it first.
07:34I told you to drink the onion.
07:36You asked for it first.
07:37Is there only one glass of onion in the bottle?
07:39Yes.
07:41I will hit you.
07:42I will slap you.
07:44How will you slap me?
07:47Don't you have a stick?
07:51He is here.
07:52He is here.
07:54What is the matter, uncle?
07:58I feel like hitting you.
07:59Hit me.
08:04Get back.
08:05Why did you hit me?
08:06Why did you hit me?
08:08I am your brother.
08:09Brother.
08:10Brother.
08:11Brother.
08:12Brother.
08:13He hit me.
08:14What happened?
08:15He was a good boy.
08:16What happened to him?
08:17He has made my life hell.
08:20What did you do?
08:21I used to cry and cry.
08:23I used to hit you.
08:24I used to hit you.
08:26I heard a voice saying,
08:27Chowri is drunk.
08:29Chowri is drunk.
08:30Chowri is drunk.
08:32I swear by God,
08:33I am not drunk.
08:36I am not drunk, Chowri.
08:37Why is he drunk?
08:39Chowri, give me your name.
08:40What did you say?
08:41Give me your name.
08:42Chowri, your name.
08:46He is talking nonsense.
08:49He is talking nonsense.
08:50I'll be back.
08:55I'm so unlucky, Chowdhury.
08:56I'll explain to her as much as I can.
08:58Chowdhury, what I did is so bad.
09:00What I did is so bad.
09:06Chowdhury, she's getting high.
09:12You brought her to my den.
09:15You are a drunkard, not her.
09:17I think you are a drunkard.
09:20I swear to God, I'm dead.
09:23Someone's evil eye has cast a spell on me.
09:30I'm here.
09:32Nipur Bosh.
09:34Didn't your father give you an ace up your sleeve?
09:37So what?
09:37To get you high.
09:38You want me to get high?
09:39I enjoy it.
09:42Chauri, Chabal will give you an answer.
09:45No.
09:48He's not going to get us high.
09:50He's going to humiliate us.
09:53But it's okay.
09:54If people are getting high in your village,
09:56then it's okay for you to be humiliated.
09:57I don't know, Danish.
09:59I mean, I can even get rats to do it.
10:03Chauri, believe me.
10:05This boy did my housework.
10:07Oh.
10:07Did he start cleaning?
10:10He sold the entire city for the house.
10:12He didn't sell a single house.
10:13Oh.
10:14He eats a lot of minced meat at night.
10:18You wanted this?
10:19Yes.
10:20You could have cooked a bigger meal.
10:21You could have kept four plates.
10:25He's old now.
10:26Why doesn't he get humiliated?
10:31Don't talk for so long, Mukri.
10:33Until he brings the guy,
10:34don't talk in front of Beli Chauri.
10:38Mr. Bajrao, bring him back.
10:40Bring him back.
10:41He doesn't talk, Chauri.
10:44I'm going to get humiliated now.
10:51Mr. Chaudhary, I've cleaned the entire house.
10:54Very good.
10:55Shahid, you?
10:58Nasreen, you?
11:00Where did you go?
11:02I was right here, Nasreen.
11:06You said that you'll come back as a big man.
11:09Nasreen,
11:11I sold every utensil in the house to earn money.
11:14What?
11:15But I couldn't become rich.
11:17But I didn't get addicted to the market.
11:20Oh, no.
11:21What's this story?
11:22Mr. Haroon, Shahid and I loved each other.
11:26When he brought this proposal, my dad said..
11:29What?
11:29..that I can't marry this poor boy.
11:32Oh, no.
11:34Don't you want to hear this story?
11:36I curse you.
11:41Today, I came to know why this boy is addicted.
11:45Today, I came to know that he has a snake in him.
11:49I'll be cursed if I don't get rid of this snake.
11:53In the village, people are always drunk and in love.
11:56I'm always in trouble.
11:58Okay, let's leave all this.
12:00I'm against this proposal.
12:01Why?
12:02People say that I can't become a servant.
12:04Your son owns a jewellery shop.
12:07Sir, I'll tell you that I can become a bride for my son.
12:11How?
12:12By getting married.
12:15Remember what I said.
12:16Yes.
12:17No man is small or big.
12:19No person is small or big.
12:21Kaki.
12:22Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
12:23Do you want to marry your son?
12:25Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
12:26Listen to me carefully.
12:28Okay.
12:28I want to marry your son with this girl.
12:31I want to create a ritual in my village.
12:34That's very strange.
12:35But he's an addict.
12:36Chaudhary, he's an addict.
12:38He can't get drunk.
12:41Why don't you try this?
12:43Why can't you get rid of him?
12:45Did a star ask you to drink a glass of water?
12:50Chaudhary, the marriage is fixed.
12:51I'll throw him out.
12:53Why will you throw Mr. Chaudhary out of the village?
12:55Hello, what's your problem now?
12:57You're the one who sold me out.
13:01What's happening in the mansion today?
13:02Chaudhary, have some shame.
13:04You can't get this poor girl married to this addict.
13:07Have some shame.
13:08Me?
13:09Yes.
13:12Oh, no.
13:14I'm not getting married here.
13:17Listen to me.
13:18Yes.
13:19Throw this boy out of the mansion.
13:20Yes.
13:21I'll get him treated.
13:23Kaki, go home.
13:24Until he gets better, I won't let you get rid of him.
13:26Okay.
13:27Wait for him.
13:28I'll get you married to him.
13:29Your daughter will get up from this mansion.
13:32When will she get up from this table?
13:37Mr. Chaudhary, thank you very much.
13:39You're doing me a huge favour.
13:41She's your daughter.
13:42You're doing me a favour?
13:42I'm not doing you any favour.
13:44Go.
13:45Chauri.
13:45Chauri, my dear.
13:46Stand properly.
13:47Yes.
13:48Nasreen.
13:49Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
13:50Have you ever worked in a film?
13:52Yes.
13:52Don't you know how to exit from the frame?
13:55Yes, I do.
13:58Hey, take him inside.
14:00Let's start his treatment.
14:01Come on.
14:02Feed him.
14:04I'll give you a ride.
14:07Mr. Chaudhary, I'm leaving.
14:09This is my last chance.
14:10If he doesn't come back, I'll teach him a lesson.
14:16I've got him inside.
14:18Come on.
14:20Play the music.
14:21I don't need you.
14:23You're always with me.
14:24He says, come on, play the music.
14:28Go.
14:30Come on.
14:31He shouldn't get drunk.
14:32Mr. Chaudhary, I've got a drink for you.
14:35Yes.
14:36This drunkard shouldn't come to our village.
14:39Yes.
14:39This is your bad luck.
14:41You're the Chaudhary of this village.
14:43If he comes to our village tomorrow,
14:45how will you answer him?
14:46Why do you keep him in a corner?
14:47He'll shake and fall.
14:50Tell me.
14:51How did he come to our village?
14:53I agree, Mr. Chaudhary.
14:55In fact, I've told him about Pandey.
14:57I've called up Pandey's salesman as well.
15:01How did he agree so soon?
15:03He gave me two pothas for half the price.
15:06What?
15:08But he's a hardened criminal.
15:10I didn't believe him.
15:11Then?
15:11He kept his head at my feet.
15:16I still didn't believe him.
15:17Then?
15:18I said, he's your mother's son.
15:22I don't understand, Dhania.
15:24I don't understand.
15:25I'm very worried.
15:30Where are you going, Mr. Dhania?
15:34I'm going to sell.
15:36Why?
15:37What are you going to sell?
15:38I'm not going to sell.
15:41You're a drunkard.
15:42What are you going to sell?
15:43Extra.
15:45What?
15:47You're the only two people in the house.
15:49He's got Pandey.
15:54You're the only one who's drinking.
15:56He's got a scotch.
15:58Hey!
16:00Hey!
16:00Sit here.
16:02Then the shop will be closed.
16:03Should I get you killed four times?
16:05What?
16:06Don't you understand love?
16:08Should I get you killed four times?
16:09Then you'll live happily?
16:10Dhania, I swear on your mother.
16:20You didn't move, did you?
16:22No.
16:23But you're here.
16:24Oh, my!
16:26Believe me.
16:27Now my work is done.
16:32What's going on?
16:33What's going on?
16:34Hey!
16:35What did you give me?
16:38Hey!
16:39Tell me.
16:40What did you give me?
16:42I think I'm flying.
16:44Where's the broom?
16:45You've got two faces.
16:49Mr. Sikandar, I made this with salt.
16:51This is salt.
16:53Oh, yes.
16:54Salt.
16:55Oh!
16:56He was saying one packet.
16:58Small one.
16:58These were drugs.
16:59Yes.
17:00Hey!
17:01Is this the poison that's spoiling the young generation?
17:04This is what I wanted.
17:07This is the powder.
17:09You want to take Billu?
17:11Yes.
17:12Billu is the one who's been roaming around the village.
17:15Who's Billu?
17:16He's the one who gave me salt.
17:18He's the tenant.
17:20He'll go to his feet, put his head on his feet and take a bath.
17:25Chaudhary, I'm enjoying this for a while.
17:32What do you think?
17:33This is a matter of life and death.
17:35What happened, Mr. Chaudhary?
17:37Hey, Billu.
17:37Yes.
17:38Who gives powder to people in this village?
17:42There's no powder. It's just salt.
17:44You're handing people salt.
17:46And you're giving them drugs.
17:48Hey, Gullu.
17:49Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
17:50Tell me something, sir.
17:51Give me an order.
17:53Why are you getting angry?
17:54It's better if someone challenges me.
17:56If you want to live,
17:58then apologize to the one who did this in the village.
18:02Please forgive me, Gullu.
18:03Please forgive me.
18:04You scoundrel.
18:06Hey.
18:07Call 1122.
18:09Why should I call 1122?
18:12Call 15.
18:13He won't be in the same condition as 15.
18:15Oh, yeah.
18:18Hey, Dhania, where are you?
18:20I'm closing the shop.
18:21I have to sell drugs.
18:23Hey, Dhania.
18:24Hey, Dhania.