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00:00🎵Hoshi Aariya Hoshi Aariya🎵
00:18Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:23Friends, a man called his doctor and in great pain told him that his arm was broken in two places.
00:31The doctor said, don't go to those two places again and hung up the phone.
00:36What lesson do we get from this?
00:38That many times it happens that you say something is going but you understand something else.
00:44And many times what you call loss in translation, that also happens.
00:48So what to do now?
00:49What you have to remember is that there are many people in history who lost their lives
00:56just because what they were saying or what was being said was not understood.
01:01There was a misunderstanding.
01:03You have to remember one principle in life.
01:05During a conversation, whenever someone tells you that you didn't understand what I said.
01:11Don't answer that I know what you said.
01:15I know what was in your heart.
01:16I know I understood correctly.
01:18Don't say that.
01:20This is a very bad thing.
01:22Whenever someone tells you that you didn't understand what I said.
01:25Then know that you really didn't understand what he said.
01:28Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:31Today we will take you to an old state fort.
01:35And last time we saw that the fort is under siege.
01:39And that siege is still going on.
01:41Come, let's see what has been made.
01:46This sword, this archery, this is all a game for us.
01:50If you want to live, then go back.
01:53Commanders, start this game.
01:55We have been waiting for this game for a long time.
01:58I am telling you, people have to die. Let's play Ludo.
02:02By the way, I have seen the first siege in my life.
02:05Where the back is facing them.
02:08Okay, I had seen a video like this.
02:10That there are many guards, the protocol guards.
02:12That when they leave the cars, they face the other side.
02:14A man from the back car put it in a envelope and took it.
02:19Why are you filing nails then?
02:21Not nails, he is sharpening his sword.
02:23Okay, he is just playing Chimta.
02:25Sir, I am sharpening the sword.
02:28What are you doing?
02:30I am sharpening the sword.
02:32We are just waiting for the queen's order.
02:34Okay.
02:36We will put your back to back.
02:38I think you are talking about back to back.
02:41No, no, he is the son of a doctor.
02:42He will put his back to back.
02:46I will put my back to back.
02:49Okay, where are the king and the queen?
02:52Yes, yes, yes.
02:54One by one.
02:56I think there is going to be peace between you two.
03:00I think you are sitting peacefully.
03:03No, and Mr. Haroon, why will he put his back to Pushpa?
03:08He will put a pile of corpses.
03:10He will put a pile of corpses.
03:12He will put a pile of corpses.
03:14Okay.
03:16Someone can escape from a sword attack.
03:18But no one can escape from the arrow of Shaka's bow.
03:23What is the reason behind the arrow of Shaka?
03:26I am a student of Hawka.
03:28My arrow finds its target by itself.
03:31Where did you learn from him?
03:33In movies.
03:35I don't understand one thing.
03:37Why are you two soldiers glossy and the rest are not glossy?
03:38Actually, it symbolises our ranks.
03:42The bigger the warrior, the more he will wear plastic.
03:46No, the bigger the warrior, the better the brand.
03:52I have a problem with you.
03:54Yes.
03:56Why is there so less female representation in your clan?
03:59You are trying to say zero.
04:01No, I mean there is only one girl.
04:03Who is it? Who is the girl amongst you?
04:05Are you a girl?
04:07No.
04:09Such a big moustache is a symbol of a man.
04:12Then you haven't seen our college girls.
04:17Where is Queen Alia today?
04:19She is resting in her grave.
04:21Call her.
04:23Why? Is she a king?
04:27She can't come right now.
04:29She is resting in her grave.
04:31No, she is also resting in her grave.
04:34Rita, when she came in front for the last time
04:37and she fought with a sword,
04:39they got scared.
04:41Then what happened to Rita?
04:43No one fought with her.
04:45My sword is thirsty for the blood of an enemy.
04:47But no one dares to come in front of my sword.
04:51And when Fika's sword moves,
04:53it moves faster than a cat.
04:55Oh no!
04:57Even Janki Chiranjeevi reads the script.
04:59By the way, there is one thing.
05:01You have thought a lot about your name.
05:02Fika.
05:06When will the war begin?
05:08Tomorrow.
05:10The opposing army is in a very peaceful condition.
05:12This peacefulness is a sign of a storm.
05:15We will wait.
05:20Why are you laughing?
05:22Why are you laughing?
05:24Mr. Arun, last time when we came to him,
05:27the people inside didn't get food.
05:29Yes.
05:30What kind of a scene is going on?
05:32Is everyone's stomach full?
05:34Sister, believe me.
05:36I swear, we are very hungry.
05:38We have only one warm food left.
05:40No, we have a lot of food.
05:42We have a lot of food.
05:44We have a lot of food.
05:46Okay, call the king.
05:48The army is coming.
05:50Come with us.
05:52Okay.
05:55Wow.
05:57Chipatalar, is this the enemy's plan?
05:58This is their good plan.
06:05Congratulations to you, Chipatalar.
06:07You have won the war.
06:09How is that?
06:11Their king has a problem with the coins.
06:14Jumbish Bakyan, smarty pants,
06:17the God of War,
06:19the emperor,
06:21the king, Lancelot of Camelot
06:23has arrived.
06:29Chipatalar.
06:31Chicken.
06:33We also have a lot of food.
06:37His psychological warfare is amazing.
06:40This man is amazing.
06:42He keeps them hungry,
06:44and eats in front of them.
06:46He will die himself.
06:48He is spicy.
06:50Shut your mouth.
06:52I can see your teeth here.
06:54So what do you think,
06:56where is this foreign water coming from?
06:58Even if you are the king of the opposing empire,
07:01can you join the army for just an hour?
07:07Remember one thing.
07:09The food we eat,
07:11fruits,
07:13we have brought with us.
07:16Leave the loyalty of this empire
07:19and join us.
07:22All this will be handed over to you.
07:25Traitor.
07:26I want to go with him.
07:29We are not scared of this food.
07:33We have killed our elders
07:37on the walls of this fort.
07:40We are not scared of
07:43a chicken.
07:48We are not scared of this food.
07:51We live here to stay hungry.
07:57Do you have any idea
07:59that if this siege continues for a long time,
08:01then you will be under the influence of cannibalism.
08:04Everyone has to die.
08:06We have to see
08:08who goes to the grave with pride.
08:10This means that you will die,
08:13but you will not give up.
08:15But let's see how hungry we are
08:17for another half day.
08:19See as much as you can.
08:22King.
08:23They don't give their food,
08:25how will they give us?
08:27Arul sir, it must have happened
08:29that when these sieges were taking place,
08:31they must have been shut down.
08:33People who don't have food
08:35on the other side of the castle
08:37must have started eating each other.
08:39Cannibalism has never happened
08:41because inside the fort
08:43not only was there an army,
08:45but all the people
08:47who were there
08:49were also kept inside the fort.
08:51When the king saw
08:53that all the people
08:55would die of hunger,
08:57then the siege would end.
08:59Then they would give up.
09:01It was very rare
09:03that they would not give up
09:05and attack them.
09:07If there was a war,
09:09then the army would win the fort,
09:11but it was very rare.
09:13And it is not that
09:15the sieging army always won,
09:17they also died outside.
09:19They also had no resources.
09:21Resources used to run out
09:23for the siege.
09:25You are absolutely right.
09:27Brother, come with me
09:29and keep this throne outside.
09:31Yes, sir.
09:33Otherwise the king will see
09:35all this drama.
09:37If you want to see our loyalty,
09:39then throw a sack
09:41at us.
09:46Shibazalar,
09:48time is up.
09:50Now we don't need peace.
09:51There will be a war.
09:53As long as this tray is in front of us,
09:56there is peace on our side.
10:00Now Monica is coming.
10:05Pulse.
10:07Dragon Queen.
10:15Your Majesty,
10:17before declaring war,
10:19I want you
10:21to meet the dragon.
10:23Queen Alia,
10:25you have cheated me
10:27for the second time.
10:29Now I don't know any dragon.
10:31I don't know any egg.
10:33I just want a war
10:35with you people.
10:37Before declaring war,
10:39I want you to meet the dragon.
10:41Bring Casper.
10:43As you wish, Queen Alia.
10:45Casper.
10:47Rita.
10:49Yes, Your Majesty.
10:51Get ready for the war.
10:53As you wish, Your Majesty.
10:58She took away the tray.
11:00Be strong, brother.
11:02This is what happens in wars.
11:04I am with you.
11:10Casper.
11:12Dekaras.
11:18Shibazalar.
11:20They really have a dragon.
11:22What should we do?
11:24Your Majesty, I think we should go back
11:26and make arrangements for the dragon.
11:29And remember,
11:31our dragon is so angry
11:33that he doesn't even know
11:35to speak properly.
11:37Mr. Haroon,
11:39Casper is so smart.
11:41Look, these are not his beards,
11:43these are his jaws.
11:45What I am hearing is that
11:47the enemy wants to attack us
11:49so we should go that way.
11:54Now tell me,
11:56where is Saraguman?
11:58I am still giving you the message of peace.
12:02Take his egg from me
12:04and end this war.
12:06Shibazalar.
12:08Tell me, what should we do?
12:10Your Majesty, I think it would be better
12:12if we take his egg and make peace.
12:14Where is the egg?
12:16Shibazalar.
12:17Bring the dragon egg.
12:19He is busy right now.
12:26Here you go, Your Majesty.
12:28Wow, wow, wow, wow.
12:30By the way, this egg was so small
12:32compared to the size of the dragon.
12:34It was so small.
12:36He was so small in this egg.
12:38Shibazalar.
12:40I think we are still being cheated.
12:42Why? What do you mean?
12:44This can't be the egg of that dragon.
12:45Why, Your Majesty?
12:47He was very weak like Shibazalar.
12:50This is your mistake.
12:52There are four eggs in one egg.
12:56Shibazalar, allow me
12:58to shoot arrows at them
13:00because my arms are stiff.
13:02Wait till you die.
13:04We are about to make peace.
13:06Okay.
13:08I think I told the soldiers
13:10that you will move forward.
13:15Yes.
13:23Hurray!
13:25Long live the King!
13:27Long live the King!
13:29Long live the King!
13:31Long live the King!
13:34Congratulations, Your Majesty.
13:36Congratulations on your victory.
13:38Congratulations on the peace of the district.
13:40Thank you very much.
13:43Congratulations, Your Majesty.
13:45Congratulations on the peace of the district.
13:50Go.
13:52Go and arrange a celebration.
13:55Hurray!
13:57Hurray!
13:59Hurray!
14:01Hurray!
14:03Hurray!
14:05Go, Rita.
14:07Bring many fruits
14:09to these soldiers.
14:11Yes, Your Majesty.
14:16I can smell a fruit.
14:19Or did this dragon
14:21use more fruits
14:23before laying the eggs?
14:25You can check the rest at home.
14:27Just get out of here.
14:29He is a kid.
14:31He is an egg.
14:33Don't hold him like this.
14:37Kayalya.
14:39Yes.
14:41We will cut him right here and check.
14:43You can't cut him here.
14:45A sword can be used on a human
14:47or a fruit.
14:49A war is a war.
14:51Cut him.
14:56No!
14:58Oh!
15:00He is hot.
15:02You are hot.
15:04Which dragon lays eggs with seeds?
15:10In fact, Kayalya
15:12you have cheated me.
15:13You have cheated me.
15:15Which dragon lays eggs with sweet fruits?
15:18He lays eggs according to the season.
15:20Yes.
15:22Guards.
15:24I announce war.
15:26Attack.
15:28Soldiers.
15:30Get ready.
15:34Rita.
15:36Put him in the treasury.
15:38Soldiers.
15:40Attack.
15:43Attack.
15:45Attack.
15:48They are fighting with arrows.
15:50Attack.
15:52Hit him.
15:54Attack.
15:56Hit him in the eyes.
15:58Attack.
16:00Attack.
16:02Attack.
16:04Attack.
16:06We are short of weapons.
16:08We are not short of weapons.
16:10We are short of weapons.
16:11We are not short of weapons.
16:14The dragon was also a liar.
16:16He was a liar.
16:18Come with me.
16:22We have been fighting since morning.
16:24My arrow has become a dagger.
16:26Hit him with the arrow.
16:28I don't have an arrow.
16:30Attack.
16:32Attack.
16:34Attack.
16:36Attack.
16:38Attack.
16:39Attack.
16:41I thought it was a movie.
16:43Attack.
16:45Attack.
16:47Soldiers.
16:49What happened?
16:51The fort's door is broken.
16:53The fort's door is broken.
16:55Attack.
17:00What happened?
17:03Long live the king of Camelot.
17:05Long live the king of Camelot.
17:07Long live the king of Camelot.
17:09Long live the king of Camelot.
17:21Wow.
17:23The castle has been breached.
17:32Come on.
17:34Come on.
17:36Come on.
17:38Wow.
17:40All the people have left through the back door.
17:42Yes.
17:43Then close this door as well.
17:45Close it.
17:47Hurry up.
17:50Wow.
17:51Unlock it.
17:52Yeah.
18:01Rita was standing here with the chicken.
18:04What happened to us?
18:05What happened?
18:06Eat it.
18:07This is a very bad thing, Queen.
18:10The egg is number two and the door is broken.
18:16Dragons don't exist in reality.
18:19Dragons are a mentality.
18:21Dragons are here.
18:23Now we are under siege and you are trapped.
18:29Today there will be a fruitful battle.
18:33But this is wrong.
18:35Tell me, Queen.
18:37Did we stop eating when we were under siege?
18:40Yes.
18:41Really?
18:42Soldier.
18:43What is the matter?
18:44Come closer.
18:45No.
18:46No.
18:47Now you.
18:48This poverty will never end.
18:52The first bite has gone in the stomach.
18:54How are you feeling?
18:55There is a lot of fruit.
18:56There is a lot of fruit.
19:01Viewers, there was a small break.
19:03We will meet again after the break.