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00:00These are unidentified flying objects.
00:30Are they proof that we are being visited by civilizations from other stars?
00:44Or just what are they?
01:15So
01:41How big doc
01:43412 pounds of fighting fish.
01:45You're not talking about the Loch Ness Monster, are you?
01:48Maul and pal off the Kona coast in 74.
01:51What do you think, Charles?
01:53Grow at about 40 pounds a year, 74, that would be what?
01:58A fish story.
01:59OK.
02:00That's it.
02:03Oh!
02:24Look out.
03:59It's everybody all right?
04:13Yeah.
04:14Charles?
04:15Charles, you okay?
04:16What happened?
04:17What did we hit?
04:18What hit us, you mean?
04:19Breaker 1-9, Breaker 1-9, this is Fisherman here.
04:22Location, 30 miles south of Coachella on Highway 86.
04:25We need the assistance of highway patrol.
04:27Can anyone out there help Fisherman here?
04:30Roger, Fisherman.
04:31This is Hammerdown, Charlie.
04:32I read you.
04:33I'm pulling off at truck stop now and will advise Smokey.
04:36You read, Fisherman?
04:37Over.
04:38Roger, Hammerdown, Charlie.
04:39Five square.
04:40Thanks.
04:41Fisherman out.
04:42Boy, I really need a drink.
04:43Will you look at this?
04:44We're stopped and the speedometer's on 100.
04:45The oil pressure's on the peg and the gas tank's empty.
04:46Watch out!
04:47More!
04:49I'm coming!
04:51Go get your camera!
04:58Roger.
04:59Look.
05:01More!
05:03I'm coming!
05:06So more I'm coming go get your camera
05:16Keep shooting keep shooting
05:25I'm out of film get another film cartridge quick
05:28They're gone Eddie, I sure hope so water in this thing's frozen
05:48The fish is cooked and in the freezer
05:59We're sideways in the road
06:18Here they come
06:28Oh
06:45Hey, it looks like we've got reporters 7 in the morning, huh news travels fast
06:50Okay, gentlemen, did a UFO really hit your motorhome any damage injuries we heard on the radio
06:59All right, settle down fella first. Nothing hit us, so we wouldn't be here now. Could I have your names and professions?
07:05I'm dr. Greiner a surgeon and this is Charles
07:08Who's he? Why is he taking off? I don't know
07:20I
07:35Thanks
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08:06What is this a new Air Force no, sir, I mean your own transport and driver
08:10She's just a friend without her assistance. I would have kept you waiting. I
08:16see
08:19A base commander's car and driver
08:29That's not bad well like the recruiters say sir, it's a great way of life
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09:01Area motor home the guys were in it. Do you have anything on him? Yes, sir
09:05Edward Norwood's a stockbroker
09:08Dr. Philip Reiner's a top neurosurgeon on the west coast
09:12Charles Robinson's an investment counselor not exactly the types to perpetrate a hoax. No, sir
09:18Doctor admitted he had a fair amount to drink. The driver Norwood was dead sober Charles Robinson's a teetotaler
09:26What kind of camera was Robinson using?
09:28Super 8 magazine load zoom lens
09:31Almost afraid to ask lens cap left on
09:35film broke
09:37wrong kind of film for night shooting
09:39None of the above no, sir. Yeah, we just might have some authentic footage of a UFO at last might have
09:46We haven't got the film is yet but you're on top of that I called Charles Robinson three times
09:51But he's never available. He hasn't returned my calls. What should I do?
09:58I'm very sorry. Captain Ryan, but my husband isn't available at the moment. Perhaps I could take a message
10:05Is there somewhere I could reach him? I'd like to set up a definite appointment. Mrs. Robinson anytime at his convenience
10:11Well, how long you going to be in Los Angeles captain?
10:16Uh, yes. All right. I'll I'll certainly give him the message. Goodbye
10:32I'm sorry darling, but I just can't come forward after all this time. Do you think it would really matter? Yes, I do
10:39All right, I'll keep them at bay
10:42All the whole thing's ridiculous
10:45These sightings always turn out to be freaks
10:48Practical jokes, but you have film. Yeah, dad. I
10:54Thought a little quicker I'd left the lens cap on
10:57When are we gonna see the movie? I don't know
11:01Hasn't even been processed yet. All the kids at school are bugging me. They know more about it than I do
11:06School Terry, are you packed? It's getting late. If you're not back by 9 o'clock, you'll be grounded next week
11:12Who cares? I can talk about the UFO. Maybe if you stop talking about it, they'd let it drop
11:17Everybody's talking about it. You're famous dad Terry. I hope us to be famous and so am I
11:24Dean even asked if you'd come and talk to the whole school. No
11:29Absolutely, not but why dad?
11:32Terry no, never mind go get your things in a minute. Mom, sir. I don't want to talk about it, Terry
11:41Look the sooner it's forgotten
11:44The less trouble will be in do you understand?
11:48No, sir. Maybe I will when I grow up, but right now I don't
11:52Be too bad if he had to be all grown up before he discovered his father really didn't love him
11:58You know, I love him
12:03Of course I know you do
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12:42Got 20 minutes between hospitals gentlemen, if that's any use to you, we'll take it the balls in your court
12:47Well, we'd like you to tell us what you saw that day in your own words doctor
12:50You're going to record this with your permission, sir. All right, sure
12:53But first let me tell you something the RV driver Ed was cold sober and Charlie Robinson never drinks
13:00And I saw what I saw you got it. Got it. Okay
13:05We were coming back from a 10-day fishing trip in Cabo San Lucas
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15:07Swear that fish was completely cooked in that freezer
15:11Well gentlemen, that's what I saw. Anyhow, what's the difference? You've got the film. What does it show? It's my story close
15:17I can't say we don't have the film. Why not? We haven't even been able to reach. Mr. Robinson
15:23Are you implying that he's trying to avoid you?
15:25It seems that way. Would you know why sir? He doesn't have any exclusive on this thing
15:29If anybody does I do I saw it first. Will you put in a word sir?
15:33A whole bunch of them. I'll call him on my car phone. Excuse me
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15:45Don't care I will not be interviewed
15:49Sir if I may ask what use do you intend to make of the film?
15:54Use do you intend to sell it?
15:58What I do with the film sergeant is entirely my own decision or is it
16:04Perhaps the United States Air Force intends to seize it. No government agency has any claim to your film. I wish I'd never taken it
16:11I'd destroy it if I thought that would end the matter. All that would do is cause more mystery and more speculation
16:17More publicity, but you know that of course
16:19What makes you say that?
16:21Because you would have destroyed it already
16:25Gentlemen I'll need your guarantee that I'll have no further connection with this business. There's no reason that you should mr. Robinson
16:32My name won't even appear in your records. You have our word
16:36I'll have the film delivered to you on one other condition, which is I want a print of it to show my son
16:43Yes, sir. You got it. Good day gentlemen. Goodbye
16:50Thank you
17:03Funny duck, huh?
17:05What do you figure I?
17:07Figure the one a man who never drinks starts drinking. It's got a problem. He can't handle
17:24Hey Robinson better take it easy today. Yeah, it's too much fun. You might start seeing flying saucers like your father
17:30Cool it my dad saw the UFOs. Okay. He shot off a whole roll of film just to prove it. What's it look like?
17:36I haven't seen it yet. How do you know it isn't a weather balloon or a kite because my dad saw it. That's how
17:47Ready sir
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18:16It's quite impressive. Yeah, how many times have you looked at it ten? What's your opinion quite impressive?
18:23Would you care to edge out on the limb a bit?
18:26Yes, sir, I'd rule out major and minor mirages weather and research balloons and spherical aberrations on the film
18:31What about aircraft? No, sir. Nothing of that sort could match the non-ballistic flight patterns. So what is left until we have further evidence?
18:39It's unidentified. Do you have anything else step over here gentlemen?
18:45This is the sharpest clearest frame of the object from it we made progressive magnifications
18:50Yes
18:54This as far as you can take it no, sir
18:56But after five times we lose resolution and start magnifying lens faults
19:00Of course the limitations of the particular emulsion meaning graininess right here. We have something rather interesting a
19:06Rupture appears in the upper right quadrant of the object not an aberration. No, sir in this blow-up. The disjunction is clearly defined
19:13There's a separation right after a possible explosion
19:18Yes, sir, looks like something came off of the larger object
19:21There's a piece of your UFO lying on the ground somewhere. You know what that trains like it's desert
19:28Could be within hundreds of square miles if you'd like to take another look at the film
19:32I can point out landmarks that could reduce the area considerably
19:42Now we're getting ready to go home
19:47Oh
20:12The rest of the footage is on the UFO
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20:45Wow, I'm with you Terry Wow, I never got a good clear look at it did anybody else
20:51I did I even saw a piece of it fall off Oh Terry. I don't think so. It did. I saw it. Didn't you?
20:59Know I'm afraid I can't say that I did Terry. I know darn well a piece fell off
21:03Just wait till I tell the kids at school
21:08Can we run it again dad just the UFO part not the fishing
21:13The
21:17Thing was going so fast and changed direction so quick
21:21whoosh
21:23My dad couldn't keep it in sight, but anybody could tell it wasn't a mirage or a bird or a plane
21:28How about a weather balloon? No way even the Air Force guys said they didn't know what it was
21:34Whoa peaceful, isn't it? Yeah a lot of peaceful. Well, we got a pretty good fix on it sort of. Yes, sir
21:42You know, I got a itchy feeling
21:45We're only working on half the problem. What's on the film?
21:49The other half being whatever was shook up their motor home and fried the fish. Yes, sir
21:54Well the best possible piece of evidence is the UFO
21:57The other half being whatever was shook up their motor home and fried the fish. Yes, sir
22:01Well the best possible piece of evidence there. You ready? Yes, sir
22:06They threw out the fish spoiled
22:09That's par for the course
22:12That together with our mechanics report on the RV
22:16All normal bumper to bumper
22:19Leaves us with this half the problem to work on the film
22:27You
22:42What is that
22:52Land rush
22:57I
23:22Have to be a rally of some kind
23:28Good morning, sir
23:32How you doing maybe you can tell me who these people are
23:34Bunch of fools with nothing better to do with their time. I see
23:39What are they doing?
23:41Looking for a flying saucer supposed to have crashed out there last week. You're kidding. Nope
23:48Where'd they hear that?
23:49Not from me
23:51You know this country
23:53Well as the next man, I guess I got a citrus grove not far from here
23:58I'm uh, I'm Ben Ryan
24:01Moons the name very fit
24:03Nice to make your acquaintance gentlemen, but don't let me hold you up. I'm we're in no hurry
24:10From the looks of this truckload of tools
24:13You're gonna hunt for flying saucers, too
24:16Army Air Force bomb disposal project blue book
24:21Raspels I figured you'd show up
24:26Fools wasting their time out there you too. No way. I got plenty of chores to keep me busy
24:36You get thirsty come on by I sell fresh squeezed orange juice just down that road a piece
24:42Well, sergeant, I guess you better pass the word to your search party the Air Force stands ready to verify and analyze any discoveries they make
24:50Yes
24:57Oh boy
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25:20Guys getting bored making your own now. Hey, man, I found that gee I thought you picked
25:33Basically a gallon thermos jug a couple rolls of friction tape wrapped around a bunch of jelly glasses
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26:13Fellas as dry as you look dryer
26:18Do any good out there
26:20Well, we cleaned up about a half ton of junk ought to be a law against polluting the desert like that. I
26:26Could have told all that foo-foo was a waste of time. I wish you had
26:31Well, I told them other fellows, but they didn't pay no attention
26:35Besides I sold a couple gallons orange juice at a good price
26:40Apparently you don't believe in UFOs wouldn't say that you got to believe what you see with your own eyes
26:49When did you see a UFO last week Saturday
26:54If that was when those fellows in the motorhome saw it, why didn't you tell anybody?
27:00Nobody asked me. All right, mr. Moon. We're asking you now. I
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27:06Was out in the grove
27:08In these parts you get up early before the heat of the day
27:124 a.m. Still dark. I
27:15Must have heard the wind machine start funny thing
27:21Was about like it is now not a breath of wind and that fan was turning
27:28Well, it's motorized, isn't it? Uh-huh
27:31Only the motor was dismantled for oiling and the parts were spread all over my workbench
27:51Then it reversed itself
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28:33Don't know how long it went on maybe a minute seemed longer
28:39Then it just
28:41wished away
28:43Whooshed away where I
28:46would say I
28:49Could have crashed I suppose no
28:52Just a piece of it. You saw part of the UFO fall off. That's what I said
28:57Landed right out there in the desert
29:00Not all that far from where we stand
29:03How close can you fix it?
29:05Show you the exact spot if you'd like that's close
29:10Bet you're wondering how I could drive out into the desert and find that thing right off
29:18Same as those other goofballs out there
29:22Had some help from old pops
29:25Old pops
29:26Old prospector been stumbling around here looking for gold for 50 years
29:31Don't know has he ever found any?
29:34Spends most of his time wandering around in the desert thinking I suppose don't talk much except Betty Lou his wife
29:42No, it's mule
29:43Well, maybe we should talk to him if he saw it too a lot closer up than I did
29:48He saw the fire it started and some dry weeds
29:51Thing must have been awful hot
29:53Mr. Moon, is that section of the UFO still out there? Of course not
29:57Soon as it cooled off. I brought it in and put it in my garage. Why didn't you say so?
30:03I know
30:05Nobody asked you. I'm not turning it over to you fellas. You know, I found it and I figured it belongs to me
30:13But if all you want us to have a look at it, well
30:17Follow after me
30:19Follow after me follow after you
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31:31At the time of the original sighting of the UFO a record was made on 16 millimeter movie stock
31:36Is that the film when do we see it?
31:38You'll have to take that out with a man who owns a film. We can't even talk to Robinson in
31:43Viewing the film it was determined that a section of the undetectable object ripped loose and fell to the ground
31:47As you know, that section has now been recovered. When can we see that?
31:52What's the Air Force calling this one captain a weather balloon? Now, what is it test is still being made
31:58But I have here an interim report
32:01It has been determined that the section of the UFO is not a meteorite or any other natural phenomenon
32:07It is in fact a casting of functional design though what its purpose is remains uncertain
32:12The material is metal very likely an alloy of exotic metals and not a part of an existing aircraft
32:19end of report
32:21Okay. Now we know what it isn't. How about an educated guess as to what it might be?
32:26I've given you the facts gentlemen. You're free to make any speculations you care to when can we see the thing?
32:32Obviously not until after the experts are finished with it on the bookcase near the door
32:37You'll find copies of the report and a blow-up of the landing site. You can pick them up on your way up
32:43Yeah
32:50Captain
32:51We had an agreement with Charles Robinson that there would be no publicity on him. His name was not to be used
32:56I sent out a memo to that effect
32:57That's how we got him to release his film Ryan the media people didn't get his name from me
33:01They knew it before they came in. I don't know how they got it
33:13Suppose you've seen the newspapers captain
33:16Understand the wire services have picked it up in the stories appearing all over the country
33:19I'm really sorry sir, but the leak isn't in the Air Force. Where is it?
33:23I don't know if there's anything I can do the damage has been done captain and it's my family who suffer most
33:30Yeah, that's something you might well consider the next time you invade other people's privacy dad, please
33:36Harry I'm talking to captain Ryan. She's the wrong one. I mean he isn't to blame. It was me
33:42I told the guys at school about the piece breaking off the UFO
33:47They all promised they wouldn't tell anybody I
33:50Guess they did. I'm sorry dad
33:59Captain
34:01Maybe you wouldn't mind helping me with the coffee. Of course
34:05Dad please don't look at me like that. I know you told me not to talk about it. Why did you do it?
34:13Well, it's just that
34:16Wanted to talk about you. That's all
34:18Like the other kids talk about their fathers
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34:25Don't know what to do
34:27I don't know what to do
34:29I don't know what to do
34:31I don't know what to do
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35:01I wanted to do all those things with you Terry. I was always busy
35:11That wasn't the reason I I kept out of sight because I'm not a celebrity you are now
35:19Someone is in my position
35:22Handling other people's money a good reputation is essential. It's demanded
35:27Well if my clients had the slightest doubt about my honesty
35:31They wouldn't remain my clients for a second. Yes, sir
35:35But you didn't lie about the UFO. Did you? No, no, of course not
35:41Well, then
35:4720 years ago. I cheated a client I
35:50Used his money wrongfully. I paid for my mistake. I
35:55Went to prison for a year I
35:58Never wanted you to know and I didn't want to be recognized. So I kept out of the spotlight. I
36:06Mean any any big functions, you know?
36:10school
36:11public outings
36:13The newspapers most of all so that no one could come forward and say that's Charlie Robinson
36:18He can't be trusted with your money
36:21Who wants a business manager? You can't trust
36:25Don't you see
36:29Excuse me. I have a lot of homework to catch up on dad
36:39Charles how did he accept it? I don't know. He went to his room. Excuse me. Captain Ryan
36:50They were referring to my sordid past captain
36:54Since I owe you an apology perhaps an explanation might help. It's not necessary, sir
37:01You knew
37:03You've known all along
37:06Yes, sir
37:08Since a background report came in on you last week
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37:23Think pretty interesting turned up captain. We've stopped all tests until you have a look at it. Why is that?
37:29Would be we shouldn't even be messing with it. We're only mechanics. What is it markings? What kind of markings?
37:37Inscriptions here that stamped into the metal we didn't see it at first because of the scorching and pitting as the travel through space
37:46The heat didn't build up till I hit our atmosphere, but we were able to bring them up with acid tests
37:53The best way to see is to take a rub
37:56You probably did this when you were kids with coin
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38:13Can you decipher this? Yes, sir. It's a liquid oxygen tank bulkhead
38:18It's part of the booster section from a Soviet satellite. It's been tracked by NORAD but with
38:254354 other objects in Earth's orbit. They predicted its decay, but it came down a week early
38:31They confirmed the time and it coincides with this sighting
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38:35Just wanted to tell you why we quit work on it, sir. We figured maybe there was some political angle involved. Is there?
38:42Well, that's out of my ballpark, sir. You'd think the Russians would claim it
38:47It was offered to them by state
38:49But Soviets refused to acknowledge ownership
39:05Sergeant we promised Terry a private showing of that object before we returned it to mr. Moon. Absolutely right this way Terry
39:18Captain about those things I said to you that night. I
39:21Didn't get a chance to apologize. No, it's not necessary sir. I knew where you were coming from
39:25I just hope you don't get hurt. I'm not hiding anymore
39:30I've got a son who's proud of me
39:32That's a hard combination to beat right you bet it is
40:03Oh
40:06Well, I didn't expect you to deliver it personally, oh, that's no problem you tell us where you'd like it
40:10Oh pops and me muscled at once. I guess we can do it again
40:14Come on in and meet him
40:21This is pops
40:22Hi, I'm captain Ryan. This is sergeant Fitz
40:26He's a little hard of hearing. I'm captain Ryan. This is sergeant Fitz. How do you do, sir?
40:33Better than most
40:34Pops is the one saw the UFO. It's been identified part of a Russian satellite
40:39Yeah, I guess that's why the UFO was taking photographs of it
40:44UFO
40:46Photographing that's right, son. Pop saw the whole thing right pops. I say you saw the whole thing, right?
40:52Right as rain seen it all
40:56Well go on you saw a UFO photographing that
41:00Yep
41:01Spook better do you mule? Yep ain't seen her since I was prospecting just tell the side of Skull Valley
41:07I seen this everything fall plum out in the sky felt about half mile from here
41:22Well, I had nothing better to do so I just walked out there
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45:28Well, I gotta go oh, wait a minute can't wait I gotta go find my mule
45:32I'll be back in a couple of weeks two or three weeks four weeks
45:38You believe it I
45:41Don't know
45:43I just don't know
45:46Like some juice no, thanks
45:52Well got some chores see you gents
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