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00:00I want to give you the numbers at the beginning of the week, as I always like to do.
00:06Here we go.
00:07Patriots are in Cincinnati, where they will face the Bengals to start the season off.
00:12Minus nine and a half now for Cincinnati.
00:14The Bills open with Arizona at home.
00:18That's at six and a half right now.
00:20The Giants and the Vikings.
00:22Giants getting a point and a half at home, Scottie, against Sam Darnold.
00:26And the Caleb Williams era starts.
00:28The Bears are three and a half point favorites against Tennessee.
00:32Well, they better win and cover with the amount of hype and bullshack we've been listening
00:39to and watching on their stupid hard knock shows and all the attention they've grabbed
00:45and all the awards they're going to win.
00:47I've heard rookie of the year, coach of the year, Super Bowl.
00:51That's all I've heard about the Chicago Bears.
00:53If they go out and lay an egg at Soldier Field in the opener, that'll be all you need to
00:57know about this season for the Bears.
00:59They have to win and cover.
01:01Not just win.
01:02They have to cover for all of the betters.
01:05I think the Giants can win their opener at home because they suck that bad.
01:10And I am not buying the Minnesota Vikings and Sam Darnold.
01:12I'm buying the suck Giants to win their opener and get everybody all teased up and drunk.
01:18The Bills will win in Buffalo, shuffle off like you read about count on it.
01:24And the Bengals have to win.
01:26Even though I'm hearing from my sources deep within the Pentagon that Joe Burrow will only
01:31be throwing to Tee Higgins all day long because they have no other talent.
01:35That is the word I hear.
01:38Is he going to play?
01:39I heard that as well.
01:40I heard that too.
01:42But here's the good thing for them this week.
01:44They're playing what is absolutely going to be the worst team in the NFL this year.
01:48The Patriots will be, no doubt about it, the worst team in the National Football League.
01:54And man, what a shame that is, that that is how the mighty have fallen up in Foxborough.
01:59How will I ever make it through the Fall and Winter this year with the Patriots sucking?
02:05I mean, honestly, like what will I do with myself?
02:09I don't know.
02:10I'm not sure.
02:11I'm going to love every second of it.