Hostel Daze S02 Episode 2
Presenting Amazon Original Hostel Daze Official Trailer 2019 created by The Viral Fever (TVF), from the makers of Kota Factory, starring Nikhil Vijay, Shubham Gaur, Adarsh Gaurav, Luv in the leading roles.
You saw how young Indian students get into engineering in Kota Factory, now, its time to scale up and see also how engineering gets inside them. Bringing real stories from hostel life we all engineering students have experienced in our life.
Release date - 13th December 2019 only on Amazon Prime Video.
You saw how young Indian students get into engineering in Kota Factory, now, its time to scale up and see also how engineering gets inside them. Bringing real stories from hostel life we all engineering students have experienced in our life.
Release date - 13th December 2019 only on Amazon Prime Video.
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00:00You
00:30I
01:00Oh
01:11Yeah, wow
01:14Cubby, it's me. Take a
01:16can
01:18So it's not a game
01:27Look they have
01:30A
01:35Chai pina jalega kya
01:49Agla gana mera or upset cafe, but up to Jante
01:54jean
01:56Daru
01:58Sutta
02:03Jeans Daru Sutta love canteen Daru Sutta love those Daru Sutta love
02:15Or pal
02:17Oh
02:47Musu Musu Haseen Deo Malayalee
02:52Here to look to those santa. Oh, yeah, this is a hostel. Say I didn't kill you
02:58Guys met messy hostel, so
03:01I'll be legal to my dinner. I'm a Chirag care of me
03:05Notes, Lena, you're talking to me. Mr. Rumi. I'm kid Pandey
03:08But chiraq karo me to do it. I have a computer science. Well, it's Iraq about Karan
03:17I
03:19I
03:50Keywords
03:53Jeans Daru Sutta love to Nellie care or pal
03:57Say yeah
04:00Team to leak Nikara, you know
04:04Join the quorum. Yeah
04:19A
04:21Concert still gonna
04:38Film the ikna hat or Gandhi but
04:40may take me to
04:42Chai film porn. Oh, yeah script. Well, he expectation to do a gala set
04:47Jesse is key over
04:49I'm running them to take care of a kid. I said we like I think all I got a DJ one
04:53But such a year is K a DJ when they get chance with me. Yeah, just a chance. I'm Cooper host man. I never leave me fun team in
05:00tending to
05:02zero
05:03Or as I mean, I get college make a famous new
05:06Like
05:08a
05:10Counter-strike make goldie not a knife
05:15Hostel got some say what a metal fan. Yeah, man
05:19Or could go Samad Seva KKV family
05:22Jesse Dalya, yes, Sophia college the fashion show Kappa says you got it
05:26Yeah, Mukhiya
05:28Yep, near is mama's a tatka. I'm a passport. What did I but subco fed?
05:33A
05:34Problem. Yeah, yeah, I think I'll get low get cut
05:38Perfect. So cool. I mean, I can look behind me. Well, I mean
05:41Cassie, oh, God
05:43engineers, Kasadika
05:46Identity proof to go suck their
05:48banana
06:02I
06:32aura, personality,
06:34then you'll be able to fulfill your dream of seeing me as the hostel president.
06:38Our dream?
06:40Institute presidents are supposed to be the final year ones, right?
06:43Correct.
06:44There's still time for that. Why did you wake me up now?
06:46Let's go.
06:47Chirag!
06:49In the fourth year, the president is the one for whom the strongest team campaigns.
06:53And the strongest team is formed by stud boys,
06:55who are not only known to the kids on campus, but are also voted on by them.
06:58And you assholes,
07:00even your batchmates don't know you.
07:02Do they, Lord Sahib?
07:04Do they know you?
07:06Everyone knows me, Jhatu.
07:08Even the kids know me.
07:10And the rest of the campaigning will be done for you,
07:12so that even Chota will feel ashamed.
07:15I'm not talking about you, my boy.
07:17You're my classic mild.
07:19Learn from him.
07:21He's already Mr. Fresher.
07:23He'll get you at least 55 votes from the girls' hostel.
07:25If he wanted, he could've sat comfortably.
07:27But no!
07:28He left school and joined the sports team.
07:30And you guys are just sitting around.
07:32Who's sitting around? I'm not coming.
07:34If you don't make your identity known in college,
07:36you'll feel like a cameraman for the rest of your life.
07:40Unsatisfied, unknown, disposable.
07:46So Jhatu, you tell me, how do I make my place in this crowd?
07:49There's only one way to enter the limelight.
07:54Clubs.
07:58Take a look.
08:00There's even a soft copy.
08:09My boy, if you get a seat in the third year,
08:13all the juniors will think you're a stud.
08:15They'll give you examples.
08:17They'll even like your posts and comments.
08:19I called you all here today
08:21because the selection for the clubs starts tomorrow.
08:23So go, join at least one,
08:25and for the next two years,
08:27keep working hard.
08:29Two years?
08:30Jhatu, it'll cost you so much to study.
08:32I'm studying at Stanford, you moron.
08:34Yeah, from Stanford to MS, MIT to PhD,
08:36and Princeton to postdoc.
08:38Then I'll go to ISRO and become a Shukriyaan.
08:40It'll be cheaper to study than Mangalyaan.
08:42I see.
08:43And what will you write in your resume?
08:45I'll rip your book apart.
08:47Son, if you don't get an extra curricular,
08:49this boring personality
08:50will get rejected in the visa before the scholarship.
08:53Is all this necessary for higher studies?
08:55Yes.
08:56So are you all motivated?
08:57Are you having fun?
08:59So go!
09:00Work hard!
09:01And give us a good news in the next two days.
09:03And listen,
09:04don't waste your time in dance or music clubs.
09:07The fourth year students have already come to their rooms,
09:09selected and taken away.
09:11Disperse!
09:13Jhatu,
09:14if all this is necessary for my dreams,
09:17then I'll do it.
09:18I'll do everything.
09:20Is there anything like
09:21girls status, social service, club,
09:23can all be managed together?
09:26There is nothing like that.
09:28How can there be nothing like that?
09:30If a sophisticated woman like me
09:32starts a fight,
09:33then with a popular guy, right?
09:35Your uncle himself is ordinary.
09:38And the society doesn't even accept
09:40this type of extramarital affair.
09:43Aunty, if this is the case,
09:44then I'll become popular for you too.
09:46Being popular won't work.
09:50I'll have to become more popular than this.
09:56By naming yourself as Cool Dude 69,
09:58neither you'll become a cool dude,
10:00nor you'll get 69.
10:02Shall we do it, aunty?
10:04You've come here too.
10:06Aunty,
10:07please don't do this.
10:09You're not love, you're my addiction.
10:11Do you know,
10:12I can't sleep at night without seeing this face?
10:14If you say yes,
10:15then I won't even look at any foreign aunty,
10:16let alone a desi one.
10:18I'll do whatever you say.
10:19Wherever you say, I'll do it.
10:20I'll become popular too.
10:21Just say yes once, aunty.
10:23Please, please.
10:26Sure?
10:27Sure.
10:28Sure, sure, sure, sure.
10:30Then come on,
10:31get dressed and get ready.
10:34Dress?
10:35Don't you want to go to the club?
10:40Ankit, don't you want to go to the club?
10:42Wait, you'll be late.
10:44You'll be late.
10:48I have to go.
10:49I have to become popular too.
10:52Listen,
10:53your technical ones,
10:54and my cultural ones.
11:04To get selected in a debating society,
11:06the only thing one needs to do is,
11:10debate.
11:11I disagree.
11:12I second that.
11:14Hello, sir.
11:15I'm Chirag Bansal,
11:16computer science.
11:17I want to join the hacking club because...
11:22Last financial year,
11:23Sodama bank's website was hacked.
11:25Do you know who did it?
11:27No, sir.
11:28No one knows.
11:36So, Ankit,
11:38your topic is,
11:40I must be selected for the debating society.
11:43And you'll be speaking
11:45against the motion.
11:47Your time starts now.
11:50An anonymity is the most useful weapon of any hacker.
11:54And you just revealed your identity.
11:58Not a good start.
12:00So, in a nutshell,
12:01I've conclusively proven that I'm shy,
12:02underconfident and a pathetic loser
12:04and hence I should never ever be selected
12:06in the debating society.
12:07Ever.
12:09In fact, I even stutter.
12:12Stutter.
12:18We both agree with you.
12:20Rejected.
12:22What do you mean, sir?
12:23No matter how much I hack,
12:25I'll never be able to write in my resume.
12:28Even if you hack Kundana's email
12:30and send it to Hrithik,
12:32not even then.
13:09A woman is a woman.
13:10A woman is a goddess.
13:12Who are we to stop a woman?
13:16A woman has the talent
13:17that makes her the most...
13:20Get up when I give you the cue.
13:22She's already up.
13:23Stupid woman.
13:25All smart girls go for a dance.
13:28A woman, a woman, a woman.
13:39Hmm.
13:40Fast learner.
13:42He'll make a drone by the end of the semester.
13:44He'll go to Robo Wars.
13:46Robo Wars?
13:47That sounds unique.
13:49Bro, it's the biggest robotics event in Asia.
13:52Only 1,300 participants come from India every year.
13:55Everyone writes proudly on their CV.
13:58Everyone?
13:59Everyone.
14:00Then what's unique?
14:09This is the Nature's Club's...
14:12You are...
14:15Welcome to the Audi meet of Nature's Club.
14:18I'm not just the president of Nature's Club,
14:19I'm the entire Nature's Club.
14:20And from now on, you too.
14:22Shall we start the session?
14:23Huh?
14:24Where do we start the session?
14:25Here, here.
14:26Look here.
14:28Here.
14:30Hmm?
14:33All the athletic clubs are new.
14:35I have all the athletic clubs.
14:37Short put, long jump, all of them.
14:40What about you?
14:41Fine arts.
14:42Very good.
14:43Photography club.
14:44Awesome.
14:45No club.
14:46I'm not in any club.
14:48I repeat, I'm not in any club.
14:56And you?
15:00Which club?
15:02Nature's Club.
15:03Nature's Club.
15:05What's this?
15:06Are you going to put the garbage in different bags?
15:09Are you going to plant a cow dung gas plant?
15:11It would have been better if you had taken out the ants
15:13and got into this corner.
15:15If you had done kirtan all day,
15:16all the sins would have been washed away.
15:18And then you would have got free prasadam.
15:19That's different.
15:20What?
15:21You are totally useless.
15:22Hey, nobody is useless, okay?
15:23At least he's trying.
15:24At least this cool dude 69
15:26is not having bad habits like a rascal.
15:29Kalu, do you know who the cool dude is?
15:31If I knew, I wouldn't have told the team
15:32and made them rusticate.
15:34What?
15:36I've only seen Nick on DC++.
15:38Everyone has seen that.
15:39No.
15:40I mean,
15:42I've never seen such a Nick.
15:44What?
15:46I'm hearing this for the first time from you.
15:47What's this?
15:48Cool bird 69?
15:50Cool dude 69.
15:52There's Nick on DC++
15:55who gets a lot of porn.
15:57How do you know?
15:59Everyone downloads it from there.
16:01Fuck.
16:02Yes, Sanket. Yes.
16:04Welcome to the dark side of engineering.
16:09There are some porn dealers like cool dude 69
16:11among us
16:13who mislead innocent students
16:15by supplying porn.
16:18And innocent kids watch porn
16:20and some even
16:22do premarital masturbation.
16:24Disgusting.
16:25Disgusting.
16:26What's disgusting?
16:28This cool dude 69 is the messiah of the land.
16:31Have you seen Kavita aunty?
16:32No.
16:34Look at him.
16:35He's watching the whole campus.
16:37He's watching the whole campus?
16:39Yes. He's a genius.
16:42He's even put remarks in the name of porn.
16:44His first five minutes.
16:46Boring story.
16:47Best scene at 15 minutes 20 seconds.
16:50This girl looks like Prachi from 11B.
16:52He's even given the title of an interracial film.
16:56Girl looks like Angelina Jolie.
16:58Boy looks like Ravi Teja.
17:01Yes.
17:02I don't look like him at all.
17:04And I'll never let any girl do that to me.
17:07I mean, you've seen it.
17:09You've seen it, right?
17:11Bro.
17:12What nickname did you give him?
17:13Cool dude 69.
17:15All you small.
17:16Are you crazy?
17:17You keep talking in front of everyone.
17:18Yes. He's right.
17:19Don't encourage him like that.
17:20He's a bloody psychopath.
17:21Rascal. Idiot.
17:22At the age when boys should hold pens in their hands
17:25he...
17:28I tell you.
17:29This is a genetic problem.
17:30His parents will be more perverted than him.
17:32And I tell you, I pray to Lord Balaji
17:35that his mom and dad...
17:36One second, bro.
17:37One second.
17:39One second.
17:40I mean, it's possible, right?
17:42We're misunderstanding him.
17:44Huh?
17:45It's possible he downloads it for himself.
17:47I mean, he writes remarks for himself.
17:49Who knows?
17:50If that was the case, he would've kept the folder private.
17:52Why would he make it public?
17:54That's it.
17:56It's possible he doesn't even know.
17:58I mean...
17:59He's new, right?
18:01No one is so useless, okay?
18:07I'll go eat something.
18:30I heard you were in the Nature's Club,
18:32so I got you ice cream.
18:34You act really bad.
18:37I heard you were in the Nature's Club,
18:39so I got you ice cream.
18:44Ankit.
18:45Hmm?
18:46Don't worry so much about the club.
18:49There will be selections tomorrow as well.
18:51I'm not worried about the club selection.
18:54I'm worried...
18:56about the selection.
18:59Sense of belonging.
19:02If I get selected in a club,
19:04I'll be a part of the hostel.
19:06What are you saying?
19:07I'm not in any club.
19:09Does that mean I'm not a part of the hostel?
19:11You are, bro.
19:12You absolutely are.
19:14And that's the point.
19:16You, Jaat, Jhatu, Leo, Ravi, Teja...
19:20Everyone even knows Rakhi.
19:24And even if I'm a part of a club,
19:26I'll still be unknown.
19:28If I leave right now,
19:32no one will even notice me.
19:35Even a pregnant lady's baby bump
19:37is noticed in the fourth month.
19:39You're the only one here.
19:41Slowly, everyone will know.
19:43How will they know?
19:46This isn't a classroom for 40 kids.
19:49It's a campus for 1,500 kids.
19:52I...
19:56I'll make my kid very cool.
20:00I'll even teach him guitar.
20:04I may be ordinary like him,
20:08but I won't have a kid.
20:11Who's this?
20:14This is my 7th grade photograph.
20:17I found it on FB.
20:19No one tagged this poor guy.
20:23Even the strict principal tagged him,
20:25but not his brother.
20:27I thought I'd tag him.
20:31But I don't remember his name.
20:39I'm sure this will happen to me too.
20:42I'll leave college only with a degree.
20:45Oh, man.
20:48No memories.
20:58Jim Khanna, President, 2003.
21:01Manoj Mishra, aka Bonsad.
21:04What did he do?
21:05Those who don't have an identity in college
21:07always feel left out.
21:09Adopted Child Syndrome.
21:12Those who leave college
21:14and post on the batch's WhatsApp group
21:16think,
21:18who the hell is this?
21:21So, good or bad,
21:24it's important to have an identity in college.
21:30Hey, fill out the form.
21:38So, for every epsilon,
21:40this is epsilon.
21:41For every epsilon, you have to find an N.
21:43Once you find an N,
21:44for every epsilon, the problem is solved.
21:46What I mean to say is,
21:48take an epsilon and find an N.
21:50Your question will be solved.
21:51I promise.
21:53What is this?
21:55Good that you finally asked, sir.
22:00Hi, I'm Chirag Bonsal.
22:02Founder, CEO, CTO, CFO,
22:05and everything C of Wiki Lectures.
22:08What lecture?
22:09Wiki Lectures, sir.
22:10It's a not-for-profit organization
22:12whose sole aim is
22:13to make videos and deliver them
22:15to the helpless students of the hostel
22:17who can't attend the lectures.
22:21This is very distracting.
22:23Sir, think about it.
22:25When these video lectures
22:27reach every corner of the world,
22:29you'll become famous like Salman Khan.
22:33I mean, Khan Academy.
22:35Not that one, Being Human.
22:37And finally, you'll get
22:39a million-dollar aid from Bill Gates,
22:41Padmashree and Shawl from the Indian government,
22:44and respect from these students.
22:47I promise, sir.
22:5619.3 moles.
23:00Oh.
23:02Maths class.
23:08Look at him. Great fellow.
23:11Keep it up.
23:14For every epsilon greater than zero...
23:16Sir, sir, sir.
23:17A little to the left.
23:18Okay, okay.
23:19Sir, sir.
23:20Show the right profile.
23:22Catch the light.
23:25For every epsilon...
23:26A little smile.
23:28A bit more.
23:30Now continue.
23:32For every epsilon,
23:33you have to find an N.
23:34Can you see it?
23:36There is an N.
23:37And once you get an N,
23:38your problem will be solved.
23:39That is how we prove
23:40that the sequence is converted.
23:42This difference has to be less than epsilon.
23:44Hi.
23:45I blew it.
23:47I mean, I blew it in the first year.
23:50Listen.
23:52Make me a secretary.
23:54Please.
23:55What are you saying?
23:57Apply with a proper resume.
23:59What?
24:00And yes,
24:01don't forget to write extracurricular.
24:03We need multifaceted personalities.
24:05Chirag.
24:06My yellow bear.
24:08I heard you did something great.
24:10Brother,
24:11Chirag will be worshipped
24:12by not just this batch,
24:13but all the batches in the future.
24:16Now I won't go to Stanford for admission.
24:18I'll go to give a TED talk.
24:20I'll make you the head of the advisory council.
24:23You solved all the problems of the students.
24:26Yes.
24:27Now no one will miss the lecture.
24:29Now no one will go to the lecture.
24:31And yes, Ankit, listen.
24:33As soon as you get some time,
24:34learn from him.
24:36Brother, I really tried.
24:38I'm kidding.
24:40You know you tried.
24:41You're an idiot.
24:43He's an idiot.
24:51Sir, you're here?
24:53Did something happen?
24:55Whose room is this?
25:01I mean, you're absolutely right, sir.
25:03It's all their fault.
25:05They think I'm a kid and forgive me.
25:06Shut up.
25:08Sir, you know me.
25:12Is this the laptop in this room?
25:15IP address 10813, right?
25:17Yes, right.
25:19So you're Cool Dude 69?
25:21Sorry.
25:22We thought you were an idiot.
25:24I'm not Cool Dude.
25:25I'm Steve Gates.
25:27Really?
25:28Yes.
25:29Show me.
25:30Look.
25:34This is the one.
25:39Are you ashamed to tell me?
25:41No.
25:42This user ID is not mine.
25:43It's Ankit's.
25:45Yes.
25:47Sorry, sir.
25:54Pleasure meeting you, Cool Dude 69.
25:57A.K.A.
25:59Ankit Singh.
26:01A.K.A.
26:03Ankit Pandey.
26:05Very talented.
26:06Sir, you're mistaken.
26:08What's wrong with you?
26:10Do you know who he is?
26:12DPS MMS.
26:13Savita Bhabhi.
26:15And after Sunny Leone,
26:16the fourth revolution of Indian porn,
26:17Kavita Aunty.
26:19For the first time in four years,
26:21my friends from IIT,
26:22not me,
26:23I sent them porn.
26:24The boys made the walls of the rooms white.
26:27And he was the one who seeded
26:29Kavita Aunty.
26:31Kavita Aunty even brought you?
26:34Respect.
26:35Yes.
26:36Respect.
26:37Learn to respect talent.
26:41And you,
26:42I'm in my fourth year.
26:44I've had sex.
26:46Twice.
26:48I never thought that at this age,
26:50my 11th sense would come back.
26:52But the material you put in,
26:55I'm young again.
26:58But why did you make the folder private?
27:00This poor guy,
27:01came running in the middle.
27:03I thought no one would complain.
27:05We'll kick his ass.
27:07Share it with Dhananjay.
27:09How did you smell Kavita Aunty?
27:12Even we go to pornhubs.
27:14We haven't seen her.
27:16Tell me,
27:17why are you feeling shy?
27:19I don't have the habit of respecting people.
27:21Come on, tell me.
27:22Nothing.
27:23Sometimes,
27:24by going up to 15-16 pages of a search result...
27:26You get mind-blowing clips of repetitive porn.
27:31How do you know that you'll get this clip from this video?
27:35If you have acclaimed porn film directors like Brad Armstrong, Greg Lansky and Axel Braun,
27:41you'll find good scenes.
27:43Do you know the names of porn film directors?
27:46Yes.
27:47I mean,
27:48those who have won the Avian Award,
27:50or are in the XCRO Hall of Fame.
27:52Or those who have received good reviews on IAFD and IX Critique.
27:56Reviews on porn films?
27:58Directors? Hall of Fame?
28:01Genius!
28:03You're in your first year.
28:05What will you do in the future?
28:07Tell me if you have any missions.
28:10Nothing, sir.
28:11I was thinking of getting deepfakes porn.
28:14The 3D virtual reality porn.
28:19You're stupid.
28:20You're stupid.
28:21Stupid? You're stupid?
28:23Oh, hello!
28:25We greet stupid people.
28:27We don't shake hands.
28:31I've made your folder public.
28:32Get to work.
28:33And listen.
28:35If you need anything,
28:36call me on any phone or laptop on campus.
28:39I'll take care of it.
28:43I'll leave now.
28:45I have some work left.
28:48So, get lost.
28:51Health Society!
28:54Fuck!
28:55You've become Dopa!
28:58Boss!
29:00Jhatu, who were these people?
29:02They were big shots.
29:03They hacked Sudama Bank's website.
29:05They know all the kids on campus.
29:07What?
29:08They know all the kids?
29:10Then I'd have joined a hacking club.
29:14I can't believe they came to the room
29:16and turned into Dopa.
29:18Jhatu, what is Dopa?
29:23D-O-P-A.
29:26Dopa.
29:28Dean of Pondy Affairs.
29:32Now you'll ask, what is Pondy?
29:35It's the nickname for pornography.
29:37You're right.
29:39Pornography is also nicknamed in engineering colleges.
29:42Pondy.
29:43Pondy.
29:44Pondy is the only thing in a hostel
29:46that can give you cult status, social service, and responsibilities.
29:50All three.
29:52By turning you into Dopa.
29:54Meaningful people collect coins, stamps, and souvenirs for themselves.
29:58Dopa collects porn.
30:01But for everyone.
30:03Vasudev Kutumbakam.
30:05Ekadarsh Dopa takes care of everyone's preferences.
30:09His.
30:10His.
30:12His.
30:13And his.
30:16Only he knows
30:19what to put in which room of the girls' hostel.
30:24But Dopa never tells you.
30:28What?
30:29Nothing.
30:31Dopa can neither write his achievements in a resume
30:34nor can he tell it in an interview.
30:37But still, he spends all night on it.
30:43Musumusu Hasee.
30:46Musumusu Hasee.
30:48Musumusu Hasee.
30:50Musumusu Hasee.
30:52Musumusu Hasee.
30:54Musumusu Hasee.
30:56Musumusu Hasee.
30:58Musumusu Hasee.
31:00Deo Malai Lai.
31:02Again.
31:07Musu.
31:09Musu.
31:11Hasee.
31:13Because feeding a hungry poor man with his favorite food
31:17and then watching him sleep in peace
31:20is a different kind of happiness.
31:31Musumusu Hasee.
31:33Musumusu Hasee.
31:35Musumusu Hasee.
31:37Musumusu Hasee.
31:39Again.
32:00Musumusu Hasee.
32:02Musumusu Hasee.
32:04Musumusu Hasee.
32:06Musumusu Hasee.
32:08Musumusu Hasee.
32:10Musumusu Hasee.
32:12Musumusu Hasee.
32:14Musumusu Hasee.
32:16Musumusu Hasee.
32:18Musumusu Hasee.
32:20Musumusu Hasee.
32:22Musumusu Hasee.
32:24Musumusu Hasee.
32:26Musumusu Hasee.
32:28Musumusu Hasee.