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00:00Sir, Jail Minister's wife Jeeta has come to meet you.
00:04Tulsidas, you are my...
00:07What?
00:08What are you looking at?
00:09Bring her inside.
00:11There she is.
00:12Welcome, welcome.
00:13Hello, Mr. Mehnavdeep.
00:14This is my colleague, Mani.
00:15Hello.
00:16Mani.
00:17She is very young.
00:20Just kidding.
00:21Sit down, sit down, please.
00:24Order.
00:25What do you want?
00:28Order.
00:29Did you get a call from your uncle's office?
00:31I would have if I didn't.
00:32Then who are you to stop me?
00:34I mean, who can stop a journalist?
00:37Order.
00:38Call the General and Taseem, quickly.
00:40Then we'll start the interview.
00:42What's the hurry?
00:44I'll call them.
00:45But first, let them dress up.
00:47What's the need to dress up?
00:49We're here to interview for the newspaper.
00:51No one's here to interview them.
00:53You're here to interview them.
00:55You're here to interview them.
00:57They're here to interview us.
01:01Actually,
01:02the humor of the policemen
01:04can be understood by a few people.
01:06This is the first time you've come to us.
01:08It's our duty to serve you,
01:10and make you happy.
01:11Tell me, Tulsidas.
01:12Yes, sir.
01:13You're standing next to a faraway confectionery
01:15and eating hot jalebis.
01:18It won't take long.
01:19Please order from the nearest one.
01:21The nearest one doesn't argue with us.
01:23We used to order food for 5-7 days a week.
01:25Now they think we're beggars.
01:27Tulsidas.
01:28Yes, sir.
01:29What's wrong with you?
01:30You don't even take my name.
01:31Sir.
01:32Well done.
01:33Listen.
01:34Yes, sir.
01:35I'll bring barfi and biscuits from the parlour.
01:37It's not a parlour.
01:38It's a parlour.
01:39Don't call your father a parlour.
01:41We don't need a parlour.
01:43We just need money.
01:45Even if it's a loan.
01:47Tulsidas.
01:48Yes, sir.
01:49Take it easy.
01:50The jalebis won't get cold.
01:52Sir.
01:54Until the jalebis get cold,
01:56I won't let you go to jail.
01:57What?
01:58I mean, I won't let you go to jail.
02:02Come on.
02:03Let me show you the jail of Basi Pathana.
02:06This is the historical place
02:08where the martyr Sardar Bhagat Singh
02:10and Sardar Udham Singh used to sit.
02:12Sir, I've done my MA in history.
02:14And I've read that both the martyrs
02:16never went to jail.
02:18Maybe you're the only one who hasn't read it.
02:21Hmm?
02:22Let me tell you what's inside.
02:24The Englishmen, the whites,
02:26they were very short-tempered.
02:28They were always afraid of one thing.
02:31If their friends find out
02:33that they've been in jail for two months,
02:35they can get rid of them at any time.
02:37That's why they used to tell it somewhere
02:39and keep it somewhere else.
02:41Sir, you're proving the history student wrong.
02:44Really?
02:45That means the government has been lying to me all this time.
02:48You're right.
02:49I told them to transfer me to this jail.
02:52I told them to cut my salary by Rs. 5,000.
02:54But Jailor Jalaur Singh Johal
02:56will serve in the jail of the martyrs.
02:59Mr. Johal, your thoughts are very good.
03:02But I feel sorry for your I.Q.
03:04I feel sorry for the prisoners
03:06whom I've been serving for the past 19 years.
03:10Now you'll make us meet the same people at the jail.
03:13Yes, we'll meet them.
03:14Why not?
03:15But before that,
03:16I've got some sweets for you.
03:17Eat them first.
03:18You can eat them later.
03:20Let's go.
03:25That's our car.
03:26That's the thief.
03:27He stole our car.
03:28Let's go.
03:29Let's go.
03:30Stop.
03:33He's coming.
03:34Stop.
03:35Stop.
03:36Stop, Uncle.
03:37Stop.
03:38He's a jeep driver.
03:41Let's go.
03:42Let's go.
03:43He's here.
03:45Let's go, Nain.
03:46I thought he'd be somewhere in Baljeet.
03:48But I think he'll go to the jeep
03:50instead of the house.
03:51Oh, please.
03:53If he goes to the house,
03:55I'll have to deal with him.
03:57I'll have to deal with him.
03:59Otherwise, he'll say,
04:00my mother's gone,
04:01my father's gone,
04:02I've to deal with these people.
04:04Just sit quietly.
04:05Nothing will happen.
04:06Let's go.
04:10There's no salt in the tea.
04:12There's no sugar in the tea.
04:13Tell him to get some more sugar.
04:15We're running out of time.
04:16Let's go find him first.
04:17Until we find him,
04:18we can't drink tea.
04:19No.
04:24Brother-in-law.
04:25Hello, Brother-in-law.
04:26Hurry up.
04:27Hurry up.
04:28Hurry up.
04:29Hurry up.
04:35Just one jalebi?
04:36I don't eat a lot of sugar.
04:38What do you eat a lot of?
04:40We'll get it for you.
04:42Actually, we're on a diet.
04:44That's why we don't eat.
04:45On a diet?
04:46Yes.
04:47Is this your age to be on a diet?
04:49Eat sweets.
04:50Be strong.
04:51You'll get married tomorrow.
04:52You'll have kids.
04:53For your kind information,
04:55you don't get kids by eating sweets.
04:57I know that.
04:58You get kids by eating sweets.
04:59Mr. Joel,
05:00what are you saying?
05:01Please.
05:03Call General Taseem.
05:05Sure.
05:06Why not?
05:07Excuse me.
05:08Excuse me.
05:10Hello.
05:11JJJ speaking.
05:12Jai Hind, sir.
05:13Sir, I was hungry.
05:15I went to find Taseem.
05:17General is with me, sir.
05:20Why didn't you tell me?
05:21Have you ever been on a diet?
05:23I found out an hour ago
05:25that two fish are in jail.
05:28Sir, if you had found out,
05:29you should have told me.
05:31I'm also hungry.
05:32Bahadur Singh,
05:33we'll complain later.
05:35Try to understand.
05:36Okay, sir.
05:37Get two fish here quickly.
05:40Sir,
05:41we don't want fish.
05:43Call both of them.
05:44Wait a minute.
05:46What about the younger one?
05:48What can we do?
05:49Tell us something.
05:51Should we hang apples with our sacks?
05:55Tell us, sir.
05:56But uncle...
05:59Who is uncle?
06:00Not you, sir.
06:01I'll tell the police.
06:02Am I a robber?
06:04No, sir.
06:05He called me uncle when he was a kid.
06:08You were a kid, too?
06:10Let him go.
06:11Let him go.
06:12Come on.
06:13Come on.
06:14Let's go.
06:18Stop!
06:19Stop!
06:20Stop!
06:21Stop!
06:22Stop!
06:23Stop!
06:24Stop!
06:25Stop!
06:26Stop!
06:27Stop!
06:28Stop!
06:29Stop!
06:30Stop!
06:31Stop!
06:33Why did you stop him?
06:34Get out.
06:35Get out.
06:36Let me go.
06:38Let him go.
06:39Move aside.
06:40We want to catch the thief.
06:44Why do you want to catch him?
06:46We are policemen.
06:50These days,
06:51a lot of fake policemen roam around.
06:54Show me your I-card.
06:55I-card?
07:03Hmm.
07:05I-card is fine.
07:08Can you show me your I-card?
07:11But the newspaper doesn't have a new I-card.
07:13We are talking about me.
07:16You have an I-card, right?
07:17Yes.
07:18Here.
07:19Let me show you.
07:20Show me.
07:21I-card.
07:23I think the kids went to school by mistake.
07:26Okay.
07:27Okay.
07:28Don't waste our time.
07:29Let us go.
07:31How can he think
07:32that we are fake policemen?
07:35We think that you are real policemen.
07:38Let us go.
07:39One policeman shouldn't know about another policeman.
07:42Look.
07:43This is our relationship.
07:44It's written in our fate.
07:45We have to check the I-card.
07:47Blind faith can kill a person.
07:49Yes.
07:50I will send you the I-card after getting it checked.
07:53But we have to send Chhote Bheem home.
07:55He is very strict.
07:57If he doesn't check his wife's marriage certificate,
08:00he won't be allowed in the bedroom.
08:03Mr. Johal.
08:04Yes.
08:05We have to report to our office.
08:06Please call both of them.
08:08Mr. Nadeep.
08:10I want to take your advice.
08:12I have a distant cousin.
08:15He has a son-in-law.
08:17I don't know if he is a boy or a girl.
08:20What if he gets married?
08:23He will be able to get married in three years.
08:25I am thinking.
08:27If he gets a post-graduation in journalism,
08:30how will he be able to become a reporter like you?
08:33I don't know when this girl will graduate.
08:36I don't know when she will do journalism.
08:38I don't know when she will become a reporter.
08:40You have two great reporters in front of you.
08:43You don't know anything about them.
08:45Mr. Johal.
08:46If you don't call them in five minutes,
08:48I will call uncle.
08:50Okay.
08:52If you had told me earlier,
08:55I would have arranged for a meeting.
08:57Great.
08:58I will call them now.
09:00Sorry.
09:03Mr. Ranjit Singh.
09:04What will we do if she gets a post-graduation?
09:08I don't know what to do.
09:10You think about yourself.
09:12Can I sit next to you?
09:14Sir is here.
09:17The girls have come to the station.
09:19I don't know what to do.
09:21Sir.
09:22Talk to them.
09:23Give them time.
09:24Till then the prisoners will also come.
09:26Tulsi, tell me.
09:27Why don't you talk to them?
09:28There is a limit to beating a PPS officer.
09:31Where have you beaten him?
09:32Sir, listen to me.
09:33Tell the girls the truth and gain confidence.
09:35I don't have confidence.
09:36It's a question of my heart.
09:40I don't know where to stand now.
09:42I am afraid.
09:43It's a problem.
09:46I don't know when they will come.
09:50Tulsidas.
09:51Yes, sir.
09:54In the murder case of the last month,
09:56the five prisoners,
09:58who were sentenced to life imprisonment,
10:00two of them were named Janel Te Trasim.
10:03That's the name.
10:06That's it.
10:08The girls told us to call them Janel Te Trasim.
10:12They didn't tell us to call them Janel Te Trasim who will be released.
10:19Please don't tell this to your uncle.
10:21He will get angry at the second party.
10:24What?
10:25Yes.
10:26I am Lalya.
10:27It's not their fault.
10:28It's all Salman Khan's fault.
10:30Sir, how is he?
10:31He is the one who took the reporters by force.
10:35Sir.
10:36The jail minister is here.
10:38Tulsidas.
10:39Don't worry about me.
10:40I have come to tell you a new story.
10:42I have come before time.
10:49I have come before time.
10:50I have come before time.
10:51I have come before time.
10:57Come here.
10:58Yes, sir.
10:59Open the door quickly.
11:01The big people are waiting for you to open the door.
11:03They are.
11:05Sir, it's good that you came without a red light car.
11:08That's the trend in the political market.
11:10I know about the market.
11:11The reason why I had to reach early was that I had to get a red light car.
11:14Otherwise, I would have brought it.
11:15If the opposition finds out about this,
11:17they will think that you are working for the government.
11:20Sir, please talk to your wife.
11:22I think that we can convince the opposition with your wife's help.
11:25Because there can be no bigger opposition than your wife.
11:28Let's go, sir.
11:29I am afraid of death.
11:31And death is waiting for me.
11:33Tulsidas.
11:34Yes, sir.
11:35Send five to seven prisoners to the gate for interrogation.
11:37And gather the rest in the barracks.
11:38Okay, sir.
11:39Call the minister too.
11:40He is waiting for us.
11:42Jai Hind, sir.
11:43How are you?
11:44Congratulations on your release.
11:46Jalaur Singh, congratulations on your release too.
11:49Did you see?
11:50The two men whom you recommended were released.
11:53Are you happy now?
11:54Yes, sir.
11:55I am happy.
11:56But you don't look happy.
11:58Actually, sir.
11:59The prisoners whom you are releasing,
12:01my love for them was so strong
12:03that I felt a little sad that they are leaving today.
12:05Otherwise, it's nothing special.
12:07How long will you be sad?
12:09How long will you be sad?
12:10Consider these prisoners as your daughters.
12:12All the daughters have to leave one day.
12:14Sir, all the daughters have left because of him.
12:17Then one day the house will be empty.
12:19If they are going to be saved,
12:20they will be saved for a few more years.
12:22If they are so sad,
12:23they will cancel the release.
12:24Keep the daughters of God with you.
12:26Sir, you are talking about daughters.
12:28The daughters' father doesn't know
12:29whether they will stay here or not till evening.
12:30What do you mean?
12:31Sir, I mean...
12:32Please, welcome.
12:33Come.
12:34Come.
12:38Sir,
12:39I don't know when to welcome you.
12:41Greetings, sir.
12:42Greetings.
12:43How are you?
12:44Is there any problem?
12:45There is only one problem.
12:46After drinking this hot water,
12:47everyone's insides are paining.
12:48Please install a water cooler.
12:50But we installed a cooler last year.
12:52That was air-conditioned, sir.
12:54The air will cool down.
12:55Yes.
12:56Then give them hot water
12:57and make them sit.
12:58The water will cool down.
13:00I have noted it down.
13:01I am going to the widow's ashram.
13:03We will start the function from there.
13:04Sir,
13:05we can't start the function so soon.
13:07Why?
13:08Because they haven't
13:09discussed their feelings with you yet.
13:11They have started writing letters
13:13to brother-in-law in the morning.
13:15What I mean is
13:16if they don't talk about their feelings,
13:18they will run away.
13:19So, sir,
13:20please understand our helplessness.
13:22Uncle.
13:25If I am your distant uncle,
13:27that means
13:28you are also distant.
13:29Come closer and talk.
13:30Come.
13:33How was the interview?
13:34That's what I wanted to tell you.
13:35I have already told them
13:36that our prisoners get caught sometimes.
13:39Please forgive them.
13:40Forgive them?
13:41How can I forgive them?
13:42This is disrespectful.
13:44Naveeb,
13:45a person gets caught on his own.
13:46Prisoners in jail
13:47often get irritated.
13:48Before they get caught,
13:49I will go and calm them down.
13:50Okay.
13:51You will leave after seeing the release, right?
13:53Yes.
13:54If there is no release,
13:55they will leave after seeing our destruction.
13:56What?
13:57Oh, sorry.
13:58I thought you were talking about Tulsi.
13:59You should have asked for
14:0012 flowers to welcome Manjeet.
14:01I have asked for
14:0212 flowers to welcome Manjeet.
14:03You came 15 minutes earlier.
14:05Really?
14:12Enough.
14:15My fellow prisoners,
14:18first of all,
14:19I would like to congratulate you all
14:22on the release.
14:24The Jailor told me
14:25that you all want to share
14:27your feelings with me.
14:30Say it openly.
14:33Minister!
14:34Minister!
14:36Wait a minute.
14:37Let him come.
14:39Say it.
14:41Minister,
14:42we are ashamed of our mistakes.
14:44Please forgive us.
14:46Look,
14:47a person is a puppet of mistakes.
14:48If he gets out of the puppet,
14:49then the puppet will come here and blow.
14:51You accept your mistake.
14:53I am proud of this.
14:56Minister,
14:57the release that will take place today,
14:59will it not be cancelled?
15:01In fact,
15:02I will do the release with my own money.
15:04So that the rest of the prisoners
15:05can be encouraged in the jail.
15:07If the government behaves well today,
15:09two prisoners can be released from the jail.
15:12And tomorrow,
15:13four can be released.
15:24Minister!
15:26Long live!
15:27Minister!
15:28Long live!
15:29Enough.
15:30Enough.
15:31That's enough.
15:32Come on.
15:34The function has already started.
15:36The people who found the prisoners,
15:37didn't even wait for them.
15:38Sir,
15:39I don't think I will get a promotion.
15:41But I don't even have a lockdown.
15:44Long live, sir.
15:45Thank God you came.
15:47Sir,
15:48where are the two prisoners?
15:49I will ask this question.
15:50Where are the two?
15:51Sir,
15:52we saved them from the police
15:53and sent them to the jail.
15:54Then where did they go?
15:55Couldn't you have brought them with you?
15:56Sir,
15:57we had stopped for a while.
15:58Sir,
15:59we wanted a garland for the prisoners.
16:00First,
16:01you should have brought your brother-in-law here.
16:02Then he would have given you a garland.
16:03What happened to the jailer?
16:04Sir,
16:06he asked for a garland for you.
16:07Was it that bad?
16:08If he had been late,
16:09I would have sent a courier home.
16:12Come on.
16:13Start the function.
16:14Sir,
16:16if you want to go to jail,
16:17you can do a small favor.
16:18You can bring a cow with you.
16:20Which cow are you talking about?
16:22I have brought three or four cows.
16:24They were stuck in my feet.
16:25Sir,
16:26does this mean
16:27that you are against the Grow Green Movement?
16:29What is this?
16:30Sir,
16:31he is also a cow-bringer.
16:32How can you give a statement without thinking?
16:34Do one thing.
16:35Talk to him about the rights of the cows.
16:36Go back to the place
16:37where the cow was stuck.
16:39Okay.
16:40I have heard that
16:41whatever happens,
16:42happens.
16:43But,
16:44whatever happens,
16:45happens.
16:46Let's go.
16:47Now,
16:48bring a cow.
16:49Bahadur Singh.
16:50Sir.
16:51Bring a cow.
16:52Cow?
16:53We have not brought a cow in jail.
16:55Bring an old one.
16:57Just bring a cow.
16:58As soon as possible.
17:01Let me see.
17:02Move aside.
17:05Did you find it?
17:07Sir,
17:08I have brought a cow.
17:10Where did you get it from?
17:11I have never seen it in jail.
17:13Sir,
17:14I found it in your office.
17:16You fool.
17:17It is a fake cow.
17:18It is made of plastic.
17:19Sir,
17:20I know that it is made of plastic.
17:21Look at this.
17:22I have brought it from the ground.
17:24Look at him.
17:25He is wearing make-up.
17:26He has brought it from the ground.
17:27Can't he smell it?
17:29Sir,
17:30I have brought it from Agarbatti's cow shed.
17:32Shut up.
17:33If anyone finds out,
17:34it is a fake cow.
17:35Shut up.
17:36Hurry up.
17:37I am coming, sir.
17:38Hurry up.
17:42Hurry up.
17:43Hurry up.
17:45Hurry up.
17:46Hurry up.
17:47Hurry up, sir.
17:52Oh, my God.
17:53It is a fake cow.
17:54It smells like cow.
17:55You have failed in Agarbatti's cow shed.
17:57Actually,
17:58when you were a kid,
17:59you loved cows.
18:00Believe me,
18:01I have seen the film,
18:02The Love of Martyrs.
18:03That is why I thought
18:04it was made of cow.
18:05But unfortunately,
18:06it was made of plastic.
18:07Please, sir.
18:08Please bring the cow.
18:09Come.
18:10We are getting late.
18:11Please bring it, sir.
18:12Please bring it, sir.
18:22Give him some water.
18:24Sir,
18:25this cow doesn't need water.
18:26It is water proof.
18:27But still,
18:28give him some water.
18:40My dear prisoners,
18:42I promise you one thing.
18:44The cow that I have brought today,
18:46I will free half of your prisoners
18:47before its birthday.
18:51Then we will all die here.
18:53Let's start the function.
18:54Come on.
18:55Sir,
18:56I wanted to talk to you
18:57about something personal.
18:58What happened now?
18:59Sir,
19:00the prisoners that we are freeing,
19:01I have a small request.
19:02Talk to sir and see
19:03if we can leave them
19:04at Basakhi's place
19:05on the first day of May.
19:07That would be great.
19:08Why?
19:09Both the landowners
19:10and the farmers
19:11have their own land.
19:12They have their own crops
19:13and their own land.
19:14Mr. Jalaur Singh,
19:15this is not how the government works.
19:16Sir,
19:17just think about it.
19:18It would be great
19:19if we could leave them
19:20on the first day of May
19:21and leave them
19:22on the first day of Diwali
19:23and leave them
19:24with their daughters
19:25and daughters-in-law.
19:26Very good.
19:27Tomorrow,
19:28all the prisoners
19:29will come back
19:30after seeing the moon.
19:31Let's start the function.
19:32Sorry, sir.
19:33Actually,
19:34I have been thinking
19:35about the prisoners for a long time.
19:36But they never think
19:37about me.