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00:00The law is above everything.
00:02Speak up.
00:04Speak up, please.
00:07Daulat Singh will give you complete justice here.
00:12You don't need to be afraid of anyone.
00:14Speak up.
00:16Look, Mr. Gunjan.
00:18If you don't speak up, how will the matter be resolved?
00:21Tell me.
00:22You will have to speak up.
00:24Bring out your feelings.
00:26Bring out your inner thoughts.
00:29Don't be afraid.
00:30Speak up.
00:33Please, speak up.
00:36Speak! Speak!
00:39Excuse me, sir.
00:40Yes.
00:41My client is a little scared and hesitant about this, sir.
00:45He goes into a coma, like us humans, slowly.
00:48He is in the same state as us humans.
00:51If you talk to him in such a way,
00:53he will understand, sir.
00:56Sir, I can't bear to see such a delicate girl in a coma.
01:00Then don't bring the code to the circus next time.
01:03I...
01:04Order! Order!
01:05Are you the judge or me?
01:07The girl is scared.
01:08I am trying to handle her.
01:10You are troubling me.
01:12You are misguiding me.
01:13You are tricking me.
01:15Now don't say a word.
01:17Do you hear me?
01:18Not a single word.
01:19Now don't say a word.
01:20Do you hear me?
01:21Not a single word.
01:22Don't even move your hand.
01:27I am the head here.
01:28Don't worry.
01:29I don't need to be afraid of anyone.
01:31Who is scaring you?
01:33Him?
01:34Or her?
01:35Tell me.
01:38Look, Mr. Gunjan.
01:39Until you speak, I won't let anyone know.
01:43Neither will the advocates know, nor will I.
01:46The entire court will sit here today.
01:48You will have to speak.
01:49Speak.
01:51Speak.
01:52Say something now.
01:54Tell me.
01:55What wrong have you done?
01:59Speak.
02:00Say something now.
02:05Sir.
02:06Very good.
02:11Sir.
02:14Yes.
02:15Speak.
02:16Speak.
02:19Sir.
02:20I didn't do anything for this.
02:24Yes.
02:25I completely changed myself.
02:29I don't mind selling pickles.
02:36They say people will laugh.
02:39It's okay.
02:41They laugh.
02:43It's their problem.
02:44Not mine.
02:49They act on stage.
02:52A lot of people laugh.
02:54I don't have a problem.
02:56I have no problem.
02:59They say you can't do business.
03:03Why can't I do business?
03:09Why, Mr. Judge?
03:12What can't a woman of today do?
03:15Making pickles is a distant matter.
03:18If he doesn't change,
03:20I will make him a man too.
03:24And how can he say that this house is his?
03:28If I didn't meet him,
03:30he would still be on rent.
03:34This house is made with my sacrifices.
03:38I left my old life for this.
03:42I left my job for my house.
03:44I left everything.
03:46We wives give our souls, hearts, everything for our house.
03:54They think our decency is a weakness.
03:58Why don't they listen to us?
04:00We are maids?
04:02What nonsense!
04:06If there are children in the house,
04:08we have to take care of them.
04:11But what do I do by staying alone?
04:14Clean their shoes?
04:16We are not doormats.
04:21Mr. Judge, he said
04:24that it was a small matter.
04:27I will divorce him.
04:29He said and left.
04:32If saying is a small matter,
04:35then filing a case is also a small matter.
04:38What did he think?
04:40That I would be scared of you?
04:41Scared?
04:43I am not going to be scared.
04:45We will see.
04:47Today or tomorrow.
04:50Either I divorce him,
04:52or he divorces me.
04:57He is successful today.
05:00But he doesn't realize
05:02how much I am involved in his success.
05:06You are my destiny.
05:07I won't leave the house.
05:09I will set it on fire.
05:11But I won't let him live in this house.
05:14The house is mine.
05:16If he goes to hell,
05:18I will destroy everything.
05:20He thinks I am a fool.
05:22I will teach him a lesson.
05:26Stop it.
05:28Drink some water.
05:30Calm down.
05:32I can't stay quiet.
05:34I will not stay quiet.
05:35I will tell you everything from the beginning.
05:39I will make you pay for everything.
05:43I understand.
05:45On 15th September 2013,
05:48I met him outside the court.
05:51It was a Monday.
05:53I had taken a day off from office.
05:56It was a Monday.
05:58But why are you quiet now?
06:00I don't want to talk to anyone in this court.
06:02But why are you quiet now?
06:04No one will leave this court without hearing me out.
06:07No one will leave.
06:09No one will leave.
06:11He created a scene outside the court.
06:14Now he is creating a scene inside the court.
06:17I won't let him go.
06:19I won't let him go.
06:21I won't let him go.
06:23I won't let him go.
06:25Stop it.
06:27Stop it.
06:29I won't let him go.
06:30Order. Order. Order.
06:32Quiet.
06:34For God's sake, quiet.
06:37Shut up.
06:46Did you see that, sir?
06:48She talks like this every day.
06:50Tell me, how can I stay at home?
06:52Tell me with all your heart.
06:54Will you stay?
06:56Let's have a meeting on Monday.
06:58Wait.
07:00It will get cold.
07:02It's okay.
07:04Why is it okay? You will have to warm me up.
07:06Then let's do it.
07:08Okay, let's do it.
07:10Then I will say that the tea is black.
07:12The tea is bitter.
07:14You don't know how to make it.
07:16Your mother taught me.
07:18Where will you go?
07:20People torture their wives so much.
07:23Shut up.
07:25Shut up.
07:27If you say another word,
07:28I will divorce you.
07:30You won't have to go to the court.
07:32I will sign and let you pass.
07:34Then you can stand on the road
07:36and sell free tea.
07:38You can have free tea.
07:48Tell me, sir.
07:50Am I right?
07:52What happened to you?
07:54I see her every day.
07:58I see her every day.
08:05I see her every day.
08:07I see her every day.
08:15She is hiding the poster.
08:19Why are you laughing?
08:21I was scared of her laughter.
08:23Listen to me.
08:25Don't say a word in the court.
08:26If you say anything,
08:28I will pay you four times the fee.
08:30Now she won't say anything.
08:36Banana.
08:38It's delicious to eat banana.
08:40Isn't it?
08:44Brother.
08:46What is this?
08:48It's a curse.
08:50It doesn't look like a banana.
08:52I sell what I sell.
08:53Take the money.
08:55If you keep eating my banana,
08:57I will...
08:59Mind your tongue.
09:01Mind your tongue.
09:03If you ate my banana,
09:05I would have called you a thief.
09:07Thief.
09:09Thief.
09:11If you don't stay here,
09:13I will kill you.
09:15You don't know who I am.
09:17I am a lawyer.
09:19That's why I earn money.
09:24Don't talk nonsense.
09:26I don't talk nonsense.
09:28If I want,
09:30I can buy all your sacks.
09:32I can't buy a banana.
09:34How can I buy a sack?
09:36How much did you pay me?
09:40Two thousand rupees.
09:42Delivery free.
09:48Someone must have kept it at home.
09:51Take this.
09:53Two thousand rupees?
09:55Yes.
09:57Hold this.
09:59And this is my credit card.
10:01Okay?
10:03Do you believe me now?
10:10Your sister-in-law is calling.
10:13Hello.
10:15Yes.
10:17Yes.
10:19What about the vegetables?
10:21I bought a banana truck.
10:23I bought a banana.
10:25I didn't buy any poison.
10:27I don't know how to cook.
10:29I don't know how to cook.
10:31I don't know.
10:33Okay.
10:35What is this?
10:37You talk so much.
10:39I don't know when you will stop talking.
10:41Tomorrow,
10:43I will become mute.
10:45I will stop talking.
10:47Shut up.
10:48Shut up.
10:50Every man wants me to shut up.
10:54Is it possible for a woman to shut up?
10:57It is possible for every woman in the world.
11:00But she never does.
11:02We speak the truth.
11:04Truth is bitter.
11:06And you are used to eating sweets.
11:09Truth?
11:11From a woman's mouth?
11:13There is a woman behind every truth in the world.
11:16You are mistaken.
11:18There is a woman behind every fight in the world.
11:21It is history.
11:23How many numbers did you get in history?
11:27100 out of 100.
11:29Yes.
11:31Then you should have got the exam from someone else.
11:35No.
11:37If this scheme was on you,
11:39I would have passed.
11:41This is not a courtyard.
11:43This is a court.
11:44You get sticks here.
11:47I know it is a court.
11:49You will do everything you want.
11:52My enemies will rot.
11:54Why will they rot?
11:56You will rot.
11:58You know, a woman is a woman.
12:00If she is a woman, she is safe.
12:02Otherwise, she will eat like you.
12:04Don't talk nonsense.
12:06Shut up.
12:08You go.
12:10Go and do your work.
12:12Where is the mad one?
12:14You go.
12:16You make my life hell.
12:24Shut up.
12:30Even monkeys don't fight like you.
12:34What did you do?
12:37Where did this pickle come from?
12:40Sir, I will tell you.
12:44This is a plate, sir.
12:46It is a quarter plate, sir.
12:48There is curd in it.
12:50Mushroom and green onion.
12:52Fish curry.
12:54Curry and fritters.
12:56Rice in it.
12:58And there is a pan.
13:00And there is a pickle.
13:04It is delicious, sir.
13:06Wow.
13:08What an example you have given.
13:10Your thinking is amazing.
13:11If I keep listening to both of you like this,
13:14then one day, Daulat Singh will become Fakir Singh.
13:18Fakir Singh.