A Mockumentary that follows a recent film school graduate (Gregory Rocco) who sets out to make his first legitimate shor | dG1feW1WbFk0a0FqbE0
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00:00Yeah, I have to call you back.
00:14Yeah, I've been acting for quite some time.
00:18Now that I think about it, it's probably been over ten years.
00:22I don't know. Greg, what time do you think we're going to be done?
00:26I want to be done shooting by 5 and then be packed up by 5.45.
00:29If I could get to my house...
00:31Does that seem reasonable?
00:32That'll probably work.
00:41There's f***ing dust everywhere.
00:43Stage is exterior. Film is interior, you know.
00:48And I'm an interior person.
00:55Yeah, I'm at the top.
00:57I mean, he's yelling at me for being over there,
01:02and then I come in here and you're sitting there with a f***ing window.
01:04Yeah, well we need to f***ing fix something.
01:06Can I take this? Is that allowed?
01:19I try to look and find myself in every character that I portray.
01:2730 f***ing minutes.
01:30I don't know. I don't...
01:32Listen, listen, listen.
01:34There's one...
01:36If we have to wait 30 minutes for each shot,
01:40and it's not a different set-up,
01:41I'm not standing around on my f***ing ass, okay?
01:46Figuring it out.
01:47Yeah, where are we? Here?
01:50Straight.
01:52I can't tell my way around this place.
01:55I'm really, you know...
01:58I'm really second-guessing it.
02:00Second-guessing the shoot.
02:02Are we doing this part?
02:04Because I saw another interior bathroom,
02:06which was...
02:07No one gave me the heads up.
02:09The first bathroom is right over here.
02:11You ready?
02:12Yeah, I feel good, man.
02:14I'm just, you know...
02:16First shot's going to be at the sink.
02:18Right.
02:19I don't know what the f*** to do,
02:21but I'm starting to get pissed off.
02:24Do your best with your eyebrows.
02:25Right, right, right, right, right.
02:29Turn them, turn them, turn them.
02:31All right.
02:33Okay.
02:34I don't know who you have to call.
02:36Call somebody.
02:37Right, right, right.
02:41Wait, so I gotta go in there.
02:43So these are my heel marks, by the way.
02:44Those are your heel marks.
02:45Take that for a second.
02:47No, I'm just going to grab...
02:50This place is like a goddamn f***ing maze.
02:55I don't know if I can put up with this, man.
02:57I've been sitting here.
02:59He tells me we're going to get the shot.
03:01I go in, and then there's a f***ing problem.
03:03They're fixing a light.
03:04They're doing this.
03:05They gotta get through the window.
03:06Then I come back.
03:07I gotta circle.
03:08I've walked about five f***ing miles already.
03:14It just gets so draining.
03:16No, this is you.
03:17You do something.
03:18I'm not going to go in there.
03:19It's not my job to say something.
03:21Oh, okay.
03:22Right.
03:24And I pay you for what?
03:27I can't get my agent to call me back.
03:32These days, like today,
03:36you really question being an actor.
03:45Hello?
03:48Hello?
03:58We, uh...