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00:00What's up Wolfpack fam, it's your boy Kid back at it again
00:13Hope you're doing well continuing my awesome journey and men behaving badly with my boys Gary, Tony and the rest of the crew
00:19You know what adventures lie on this week's episode. I gotta stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen
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00:37Snacks not included. Let's freakin go
00:58I
01:28On the Starship Enterprise on the bridge when no one's looking do you reckon they all swivel around in their chairs really fast
01:43Fuck yeah
01:48Maybe not. Mr. Sulu. I think you'd be the first to swivel. No, no, mr. Sulu
01:55Or maybe there's times like late on a Friday when they all put the kettle on and do it together, you know all swiveling
02:02Yeah, well they have a special word that any of them can shout probably swivel
02:08And that's like a signal for all of them to swivel for a few minutes
02:11Yeah, like our school where the teacher went out and I shouted shoes. Everyone had to swap the shoes
02:18Tried it with pants, but
02:20Some of the girls objected
02:27How do you think they clean their windscreen what the big windscreen at the front
02:36Device yeah, it's not likely you're going a long space trip and you get back in as loads of midges stuck to your windscreen
02:45Nasty fuckers suckers. Although there is space debris, isn't it? Yeah
02:50It's a
02:52old helmet
02:56Little run over space creatures
02:59When you get dead space badger coming at your windscreen at more
03:02It's gonna leave a nasty smear in there
03:06Space the final frontier
03:09Makes you think
03:12Wouldn't it be weird if it wasn't the final frontier if there was space and space and space
03:21Space space space space space space space and then suddenly milk
03:30Milk going on forever and ever and it would be milk the final frontier
03:41Tony you know, you were depressed a lot before you somehow persuaded Deborah to sleep with you. Yes
03:47Could you be depressed again, please?
03:50I feel like a king
03:57Wrecking about a glove compartment
04:01Do you reckon Kurt's got a glove compartment just in front of him there like in a car don't answer him Gary
04:08Look compartment be really handy on a long journey, wouldn't it?
04:14For a really big tin of travel suites
04:21Or a map
04:26Or a manual
04:30Sunglasses or as it's a glove compartment a glove. Oh
04:39Please come in, please
04:44Hi
04:46What's happening, well doc McCoy's gone mad from injected himself with cotrazine by mistake and he's running wild on the ship with his eyes
04:52all starry
05:00I was just saying to the others that a glove compartment would be really handy on a long journey
05:05Wouldn't it on a five-year mission?
05:08Why do we have to watch this
05:11Because it's a classic. It's as fresh now as when it was made 30 years
05:16ago
05:19Classes
05:21Anticipating many technological advances
05:26Let's go out too late. We've already phoned for pizzas
05:28How do you know what I want?
05:30Thing cross-peaking duck with extra raisins if it takes more than 45 minutes to deliver we get it free
05:35We forget it would take them valuable seconds to find the raisins
05:39I'm not eating that. That's okay. Look you can have my Four Seasons. Thanks with peach
05:47Oh
05:49He's quite sexy
05:52Should we switch this off then and play a game?
05:54It'll be really great. We can play postman's walk the snogging and cooking game
05:57How about dead Tony the three people sitting on Tony said until he passes out game?
06:02Look, don't say anything interesting. So I come back from the toilet
06:10Said anything interesting
06:13And this guy Tony's quite chirpy hmm nice, isn't it?
06:25We could play that game that Clive told us about
06:29Right
06:32Yeah, 17 seconds
06:35Do you know how I do it so quick
06:37While I'm you know, I'm watching me hands at the same time
06:46Just a little bit before I finished a flush and then see oh my god and go
06:53So I'll do it so quick
06:56Tony we have decided to play a game. Oh, okay
07:00What about the one where we all go into our bedrooms and we dress up as historical characters with whatever we can find in our
07:06Rooms and then we meet back here and judge who's best
07:09It's a bit girly, isn't it? It's a great game. Okay, I'm up for it. Yeah
07:30Devious
07:36What's happening now, they're teleporting down the planet to find bones
07:52Bones is the name of the doctor
07:55Why is he called bones because he's a doctor oh
07:59Is it bone doctor? No
08:01I
08:04Don't know where have you been for the last 30 years? Oh out
08:12It's part of a cultural heritage this it's taught a whole generation what
08:18Science the Klingon language
08:23Our crew made up of different nations can work together in peace and harmony, especially when there's no bloody Italians
08:31I
08:41Give the only woman a desk job and a skirt then just covers her knickers
08:46What's that taught a whole generation?
08:51Probably just forgot to pack more than one skirt. I mean you're going on a five-year space mission
08:55You've got to cancel the papers and stuff. You better forget something
08:58I
09:00Must be a bit boring though, mustn't it wearing the same thing every day?
09:08What
09:12Nice belt or a little waistcoat. Oh, well, you obviously missed that episode called Scotty goes shopping for a nice little
09:18I
09:21Can say
09:24When you first see the show when you're young it's like you think that the captain's log is a real wooden log
09:38You thought that the captain's log was an actual wooden log
09:45So, uh, how would that have worked then did you think he actually wrote on the log?
09:54Was it just one log or lots of logs piled up
10:05I can't remember
10:14I
10:23Never thought that was a Mexican wave
10:31I don't think it was. Oh, yes. It's something my captain's log doesn't look so stupid
10:45Okay. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. She don't like you. Who do you think Tony's gonna come in us?
10:51I just hope it's not flipper again
10:54He's very fond of his bedside lamp. I wouldn't be surprised to see Florence nightingale
10:59You shouldn't make fun of him. It's just in a great mood. She's going out with you Debs. Mm-hmm
11:04What exactly is it that you like about him? Oh, I don't know
11:14Wow, we Tony's got a lovely smile I chose it, you know
11:23Well, he took ten Polaroids of himself smiling and I had to choose the best one
11:29That's cool
11:31Give me some numbers between one and ten
11:34Eight eight. All right. This was his number eight smile
11:37Oh
11:46My god
11:52Exactly I chose it. I created Tony. He wanted to go with his number to smile. What was that?
12:07I
12:21You a Flintstone
12:30Where are your costumes
12:32We were playing a trick on you Tony, I'm sorry, oh
12:40And you think that's funny do you it's a really great costume
12:45Thanks
12:47Are you?
12:49Julius McCaesar
12:52No, I'm brave heart Mel Gibson in Braveheart the Scottish film with the sheep
13:03I
13:08Made old-fashioned Scottish boots out of old jumpers
13:13Hey man, that's cool
13:17Very nice
13:19They're very authentic
13:21So is anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order
13:27Sorry, right. Okay. I
13:30I nearly came as Florence Nightingale. I've got I've got the lamp see
13:39Yes
13:48Sorry mate, sorry, sorry
13:53Shall I fetch you a wee clothing
13:56Oh
13:58Because you're too happy we feel uncomfortable with happy people we've never known any before
14:05Fair enough
14:07How far we go
14:09Well, the one who overacts has jumped through this big doughnut thing and it's all gone dark
14:15So the chubby one and the one with a face like a sad donkey have jumped through the doughnut
14:20Oh
14:22Bones has crossed through the Guardian of Forever's time portal and interfere with the course of history thereby eradicating the Enterprise
14:27So Jim and Spock have gone back into history to unfreeze time
14:32That's what I said
14:38You know time oh
14:41God no
14:43Do you know time? Yeah. Yeah, wouldn't it be great if you could revisit moments from your past?
14:48Wouldn't it be great if you could revisit moments from the past?
15:00You know
15:11Didn't see much of me
15:18I'd go back to when I was 18. I could have been anything and gone anywhere
15:24Hmm. Well, you could go back a little bit further and tell us when you first learned to satisfy
15:33Like the me
15:37That damn walk
15:48Can I say something
15:51Can I say something yeah
15:54Kirk and you're picking a crew for your own five-year voyage on the Enterprise. What top TV personalities would you take? Oh nice one
16:05Instead of mr. Chekhov, I'd have Bianca from EastEnders good choice
16:10And I'd have Emma Forbes here sitting in the mr. Sulu position. She'd be cheery on a long voyage
16:18And I'd have Carol Smiley in the engine room. Oh save pair of hands. Yeah
16:25Ship's doctor the Spice Girls
16:35Hey Tony, do you wanna get your own back while Dorothy's in the loo when we all hide
16:48Oh
17:02Poor Tony man
17:06Poor guy
17:12What was that Tony trying to hide in our broom cupboard
17:19It's only falling out of our broom cupboard
17:23Some interesting issues being addressed here
17:25Yeah, how would the course of history have been changed if one lady peace protester hadn't accidentally been run over crossing a street in America
17:32in 1930
17:39Crap
17:42I mean the actors never really worked again. Yeah funny that I've seen the actor playing Spong in something else
17:50Spong
17:53You called him Spong
17:58What's his name then
18:04Of course William Shatner played maverick cop DJ hooker which ran for two series between 1979 1981
18:12Gary do you sometimes think you watch too much TV as you mean?
18:18How does the theme tune go to Starsky and Hutch? Oh
18:34Now that's all around my hat by steel I span
18:37I'm asking Hutch's them check it down
18:55Like the good life the good life was
19:07You
19:20Know Felicity Kendall, yes, she was deliciously pert wasn't she?
19:26I gotta google that I've got one for your top three women's arses on British television in the last 25 years. What do we think?
19:34No, that's probably more one for me and Tony
19:40Nine minutes away from a free pizza. Oh don't make Tony jump out in front of the pizza moped this time
19:47Tears, you know what? He's like when he smells a free pizza
19:50He's all right. Do you think he's tried to hide somewhere small and got stuck?
19:55Now he's an experienced hider
19:57That was on his last job application actually where it said hobbies. He put hiding
20:03I
20:07Think problem with the good life though. It wasn't very realistic was it?
20:14Back then no, I mean if you stayed at home all day with Felicity Kendall, you wouldn't let her out of bed, would you?
20:20You'd say bugger broccoli. I'm staying upstairs in bed and playing with these puppies
20:24I
20:42What's mr. Spong up to I
20:47Said spot a spong spong spong
20:55Oh, no, okay stop it now stop
21:00You know the magic roundabout what the hell was that all about
21:09What did you used to do when you watch television with your parents and someone took their clothes off well if it was my dad
21:16We
21:23Wow my dad used to study the ads in the Radio Times very thoroughly and at some point you usually said
21:31These sheds are very reasonable
21:34My mom's knitting always got a bit manic. She needed a whole bobble hat during the first episode of the Borgias
21:40My dad was okay to it watching the cricket one just before dinner and this woman streaky came on to me dad said
21:46My wonder what's for nipples?
21:56Captain Kirk's falling in love that's gonna end in tears
22:00Must be difficult to form a relationship if the only new people you meet are from a different planet, mustn't it?
22:10Relationships were a surprise
22:13In the early stages it gives you a lot to talk about
22:16hmm instead of
22:18So how long have you been working for British gas?
22:22It'd be things like um, so
22:25What does that green scaly flappy thing on your head do exactly?
22:30Nice to be asked something new as well, wouldn't it instead of can I kiss you be something like come can I squeal at you?
22:39They still go on about how they got hurt by the last girlfriend from the planet dweeb and
22:45How they find it hard to make a commitment
22:51My thoughts exactly
22:53When you go on a date and the man asks your permission to kiss you
22:57Yeah, either that or they suddenly pounce on you and you're in the middle of saying something interesting and funny
23:02Or you've got a mouthful of nuts
23:05I'll tell you what's worse though when you've just had sex and they hand you a box of tissues
23:16They pay they pay two quid for a bunch of crappy carnations
23:20So you have to spend an hour and a half looking for a vase to make them look a bit less
23:24Crappy while they sit on the sofa picking their nose scratching their arse and farting
23:29Excuse me, excuse me man in the room man in the room
23:35Oh
23:37Sorry
23:39Seem to remember asking your permission to kiss you. I've been sensitive
23:43No tongue tongue. Can I tongue you?
23:57Where were you hiding Tony we looked everywhere
24:00Yeah, you didn't hide did you yes, where oh
24:07Gary was in the oven
24:12And Deborah was on top of the cupboards
24:17Where were you
24:20In the attic in the water tank
24:29This is good, what's been happening
24:34Crouched in the shallow end were you
24:37No, there was a little ledge
24:39Sorry, mate. I hate practical jokes
24:43We just needed to get it out of our system
24:49No, I'm obviously a figure of fun now
24:53Might as well make myself a little badge with fof on it for figure of fun and wear it
24:59So
25:06For fuck yes
25:09Exactly
25:11Tony how does a theme tune go to Starsky and Hatch?
25:16Not telling you
25:26Okay
25:29He's to do that
25:33Hey free pizza in three minutes, I reckon we cracked it this time. I don't care. I'm not interested
25:39Spock's making a rudimentary computer out of coat hangers
25:43Thank you
25:45Come on let's do the Star Trek doors don't want to do the doors. Oh
25:50Come on, you know, you like doing the doors. I'm not doing the doors
26:00Morning you girls have a go
26:18Oh
26:29Oh
26:51Brilliant
26:54I
26:56Can hear it the pizza moped it's coming two minutes
27:06Doing I'm switching off the lights. We're gonna pretend he's got the wrong house
27:11Well, then he goes back and then a pizza plate rings up and we say where's our pizza?
27:15We've been waiting here all night. You see now get under this blanket
27:18I
27:20Will have to turn the television off
27:23God let this talk the history being in another world all the restored blah blah complete nonsense. Shut up
27:31Gary I'm not going out with you anymore. I mean it
27:38Where's everybody gone
27:43I'm lonely
27:48I
28:00Suppose I have to go pay for them then a cheapskate
28:05Oh
28:12That was good, what's on next nope, we're going to talk for a change
28:23Damn
28:35Oh
28:55Right, yeah, come on
28:59And now the first in a new drama series set in the challenging world of the police that squad
29:05I
29:08Mean it's up Scotty
29:18Very cool man, not gonna lie. They made Star Trek sound really really cool
29:35You
29:45Ladies and gentlemen, we got to talk about it. Beat me up Scotty. Hold on a second
29:50Ladies and gentlemen, this episode was a banger who knew watching TV could be so much fun
29:57You know all the Star Trek things going on the little sound effects, you know with the ladies trying
30:03These guys doing the door sound effects, you know and talking about characters and stuff
30:08I can't I am NOT gonna pretend that I've watched every episode of Star Trek
30:14I've seen maybe bits and pieces
30:17You know much later into into my life
30:20But you know
30:21So I can't say that I'm an avid Star Trek fan the most I can do I can do this if we got that
30:27Right, we definitely know a couple of the character names
30:32Definitely. I look I definitely say that I know some of the character names probably better than Deborah, especially with her sponge
30:42Fuck it's fuck man. So that had me rolling and
30:46I know the Enterprise and shit. So Tony was asking some funny ass questions, honestly
30:53They've made me want to like explore for my you know for my personal time
30:57See a couple episodes of Star Trek
30:59They made that shit fucking hilarious and there's a couple shows that we have not seen the good life
31:05I almost said the reach around the roundabout
31:09Obviously, we haven't seen East Enders
31:11So there's a couple names of shows that we haven't seen and there was a couple ladies
31:17Names that Gary was talking about that. We might have to Google for you know research purposes ladies and gentlemen
31:24So either I got to go back into it to write down the names or you could write down the ladies names in the comments
31:30down below because you know
31:32Curiosity, you know, we got a research
31:34You know what Gary was finding attractive and you know, we got to see we got to see the good
31:39So definitely got to check that out. But yeah for them just
31:43Predominantly just chilling out in the sofa
31:46Fucking around with Tony busting his chop, you know playing some pranks on him
31:52It's it is so
31:54Cool to see them fuck with Tony. I'm sorry Tony Tony's my boy, too
31:59But you know, he just makes it so damn easy man. Obviously, he's feeling on a high right now. He's feeling you know
32:07He's got power level over 9,000. He's feeling strong as hell. He's feeling great
32:12And why and why should he not because he's dating the lovely the gorgeous Deborah and so he's feeling on cloud nine
32:19So I can't you know, I can't fault the lad for you know, feeling extra good FOF, you know, you know
32:27Yeah, he's feeling good man. So them fucking with him was priceless man
32:32It was absolutely stellar each one of them making them hide and shit. We learn new things about Tony putting a hiding
32:40On your you know on his resume essentially and shit
32:43you know what that is a great skill to hide because shit I've seen so many I've been in so many different types of jobs and
32:51That's a skill man, because you always trying to hide from your boss, you know hiding from people
32:55You don't want to be doing no work and shit like that or at least I might be alone on this
33:00Train of thought here, but I think that's a great skill that he has. So Tony was absolutely stellar. I love when he kind of does
33:07Oh
33:11You know all these little body
33:13You know express, you know all these motions that he's doing these faces when he's coming out as brave heart and shit like that
33:21I got I got that sound effect that I use on my stream
33:25So, let me see. I'm gonna get that shit real quick. I always use this on my stream
33:30I just freaking love it to pieces
33:38I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know I gotta be cheesy on that shit. I love sound effects and shit
33:43We use them all on stream all the time. So great to see that again. These guys made these ladies and gents made
33:50Star Trek look massively cool. It was making it seem funny as hell and shit like that
33:56You know, so I definitely want to see I'll probably watch an episode or two on my free time
34:00I gotta see if it's on Netflix or some shit and go check it out. But
34:05one of the things that they were saying about
34:08You know the how the the show is like 30 years and it's still good, you know still Roman
34:13I mean shit. This is kind of like how my journey is, you know, we watching so many shows from back in the day shit
34:18We watching
34:20Dad's army to what's in 1970s, you know, we've had a lot of shows from the 90s. So, you know, we in
34:272024 and we rocking with a lot of the classics. So there's something that was funny when we was talking about it with the
34:34You know about the classics and shit
34:36So I'm just laughing because I'm literally what they're doing and how they made this entertain
34:41This episode very entertaining with you know, talking about TV and a couple of with the theme song
34:46We're trying to regurgitate these theme songs
34:50You know some of the some of the shows have some great theme songs, you know
34:54I mean or a great jingle to it, you know still game. Oh, fuck
34:58You know, I remember when I was singing it and people would get upset
35:02Kid, come on learn the lyrics. I would just purposely fuck up. Just
35:07I have my I have my devious side. I have my jokes. They're my pranksters side and shit
35:16I just do it on purpose and shit
35:19Just because I that's what I do. I'm a goofball the same way Tony Gary is
35:24I'm a goofball at heart, you know, I'm not trying to you know, just just for fun, you know, it's for fucks
35:29Yeah, I gotta have some fun tease myself, but Gary's
35:34Facial expressions to describe, you know, Tony's smile were great
35:40You know doing all those crazy shits was so funny as hell. We liked when they also asked door door Deborah. Excuse me
35:48Ask Deborah. What do you see in Tony? It's you know, she's like
35:52You know, you got the nice smile and shit like it took her a long time to think of something that's great about Tony
35:58But you know what? I'm happy together. I'm happy my boys happy
36:02Them going back and forth with each other was great from the lock bit
36:06to the
36:08You know fucking with her and then spawn spawn spawn spawn, whatever, you know, that was great
36:15And so this shit was
36:18Entertaining as hell. This is such a great comedy as I kick back. I relax with you all. I'm just reminded
36:25To myself like damn how great you know, UK comedy is on a real man
36:30Just what an incredible journey to explore stuff. Obviously, I'll say the thing again good because this upsets people
36:37I can never ever get every single moment of time. There's gonna be show references that I haven't seen yet
36:42Some names of beautiful ladies that I haven't, you know known or anything like that
36:46But you know among things sometimes but I love these shows
36:51they provide me a lot of joy from an outside perspective and it I feel
36:57Honored like I get every time I get a chance to kick back and relax
37:01I really do forget things going on around me. Like I just I'm locked in. I'm having a great time
37:07These shows provide me a lot of joy the same that it probably has provided you guys for many many years and shit
37:13I guess what this show was in the 90s
37:15So it's like 30 years give or take if my math is if my math is math and right now
37:19So all around it's a 30. So, you know, we still watching these damn classics. So loving the journey
37:24I obviously love these characters the pieces. I think each one brings something new to the table. I think
37:31Debs was pretty funny in this one as well. Dorothy. Obviously. She's she going back with Gary
37:37You know her little facial expressions when she's mad and she's like, you know, she's she was rubbing it in about the log bit
37:43Oh, do you have a long log, you know?
37:45And then you had Debs, you know log stacking up and shit
37:49So they were they were getting them, you know
37:51Getting them a little riled up and I love it. And that's the that's the great relationship
37:55All these guys have with each other so love the show plenty of laughs made Star Trek seem really cool
38:02and now I'm curious and want to probably check some out on my free time and
38:06And overall just a lot of great things happening on the show. So still love the show. Thank you all for hanging out
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38:18Take care. Be well, and yeah, we'll see you on the next one