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00:00What's up Wolfpack fam it's your boy Kid back at it again we got some more of men behaving
00:15badly with my boys Tony and Gary and the rest of the crew you know what what stuff they're
00:20gonna get into in this week's episode I gotta stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen
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00:37not included let's freaking go jingle balls
00:53sleigh bells ring are you listening in the lane snows glistening
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01:30you, Merry Christmas to you, Merry Christmas to you, Merry Christmas to you, Merry Christmas
01:37to you, Merry Christmas to you, Merry Christmas to you, Merry Christmas to you, Merry Christmas
01:44to you, Merry Christmas to you, Merry Christmas to you, Merry Christmas to you, Merry Christmas
01:51to you, Merry Christmas to you, Merry Christmas to you, Merry Christmas to you, Merry Christmas
01:58to you, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Oh! Merry Christmas! No, not Christmas. Hi,
02:18I'm looking for a gift. What sort of time do you call this?! It's Christmas Eve and
02:24and I'm f***ing packing up.
02:26It's so f***ing cold.
02:28I like her.
02:30I'll take this.
02:32Okay, 30 quid.
02:34Oh God. What is it?
02:36My spare teeth.
02:38Eww.
02:42No, I'll leave them.
02:44Wanker.
02:46Happy f***ing Christmas to you too.
02:50That's the spirit.
02:52Hello doggie.
02:54Can I possibly have
02:56a little Christmas kiss from you?
02:58Oh, you know what? You are.
03:00This is the very first one
03:02and you're very lovely.
03:04I'll see you later.
03:06Bye.
03:08Bye bye.
03:10Hey, can I buy one of your presents please?
03:12No.
03:14What have you got?
03:16Come on.
03:18I just want to look.
03:20He's robbing him.
03:22Merry Christmas
03:24Tony.
03:32Whoa.
03:50Let's pull this.
04:16We wish you a Merry Christmas.
04:18We wish you a Merry Christmas.
04:20We wish you a Merry Christmas
04:22and a Happy New Year.
04:24That's it.
04:26There.
04:34Ain't getting shit.
04:38It's magical.
04:44Did you give him the money?
04:46No.
04:50How come we've never spent Christmas day together before?
04:54I think there was a general feeling
04:56that you'd be irritating company.
05:00I was supposed to go down to Dad's mum's
05:02but there's been this sudden asbestos scare at her house.
05:06There you go then.
05:08Look at that.
05:10I made that when I was in primary school
05:12and my mum sent it on to me.
05:14Lovely, Tony.
05:16Tinsel hangers.
05:18No, it's my yuletide centrepiece.
05:20I used to get it out every year
05:22and we'd all sort of just gather round it.
05:26Of course, it's a sad time as well, isn't it?
05:30I helped out the Samaritans one year.
05:32Hey, do they still do that quiz
05:34when you can win a full snog?
05:36Come on, Tony, the charity.
05:38I've done my Christmas duty.
05:40Bringing soup to the homeless of Taunton.
05:42Are there many?
05:44We couldn't find any.
05:46Maybe they just didn't fancy soup.
05:48It can be a really difficult time
05:50if you haven't got anybody.
06:00Tony's not the only one
06:02who can make his own Christmas decorations.
06:04Yep, I'll stretch this to...
06:06A little more work needed, I think.
06:08Hang on a minute.
06:10Let's see this, then.
06:18The Tony of Liberty.
06:20Fabulous. Hang on, here we go.
06:24The Eiffel, Tony.
06:26Excellent.
06:28LAUGHTER
06:36Electrocuted, Tony.
06:38OK, OK.
06:46Tony Magic Pants.
06:52Oh, man, that was the funnier one.
06:54I'll put it on the tree.
06:58SLEIGH BELLS
07:04Ooh!
07:06Merry Christmas!
07:08LAUGHTER
07:12Merry Christmas, maid!
07:14Merry Christmas, sir.
07:16Madam.
07:18Ooh!
07:24Merry Christmas!
07:28LAUGHTER
07:42Whoa!
07:44LAUGHTER
07:46Down, boy.
07:48LAUGHTER
07:58SLEIGH BELLS
08:02Oh, come back, you little scamp!
08:04LAUGHTER
08:08Merry Christmas!
08:10LAUGHTER
08:12LAUGHTER
08:18LAUGHTER
08:20LAUGHTER
08:22LAUGHTER
08:32LAUGHTER
08:42LAUGHTER
08:46See that one?
08:48LAUGHTER
08:52Hey!
09:10Ha!
09:16Yeah.
09:18I'm walking in the air...
09:22..la-la-la...
09:24..and...
09:26Shush, love.
09:30Tragic, though, isn't it?
09:32Yes, it is.
09:34The way they melt.
09:36Huh?
09:38Can you remember when you first found out
09:40that Santa Claus wasn't real?
09:42I think I always knew.
09:44I was ten and...
09:46Ten?
09:48Five.
09:50LAUGHTER
09:52It's like when you discover your first pubic hair, isn't it?
09:54You realise that nothing is ever, ever
09:56going to be the same again.
09:58LAUGHTER
10:00He's another tragic figure, isn't he?
10:02Santa Claus.
10:04There he comes once a year.
10:06That's down the chimney.
10:08LAUGHTER
10:10It's true, though, isn't it?
10:12No Father Christmas.
10:14A real moment of sadness
10:16and disillusionment.
10:18Nope.
10:20Mine was when I saw you naked for the first time.
10:22LAUGHTER
10:24Burnt.
10:26You'd think there'd be something they could spray on a snowman
10:28to stop him from melting.
10:30Eh.
10:32That's one for the scientists.
10:34Over to you, boffins.
10:36They can put a man on the moon
10:38but they can't stop a snowman from melting.
10:40LAUGHTER
10:42If I agree, will you stop talking?
10:44LAUGHTER
10:46I'm walking.
10:48LAUGHTER
10:52There you go. Shut him up.
10:56Do you know the best Christmas present you could give me?
10:58I've told you, I'm not doing that again.
11:00LAUGHTER
11:06Do you know the best present you could give me?
11:08Yeah, all right,
11:10but I must warn you, it's no such thing as a free lunch.
11:12LAUGHTER
11:16No, no.
11:18Some help in the kitchen.
11:20Oh.
11:22Oh, I don't want it to be like last Easter.
11:24But I did the washing up.
11:26You washed up a spoon.
11:28Oh, come on, Gary, me and Dad did all the shopping.
11:30All right, I'll do everything.
11:32I don't want you to do everything.
11:34No, no, no, no, the gauntlet has been thrown down.
11:36I shall prepare the best Christmas lunch ever
11:38for this lady.
11:40OK.
11:46LAUGHTER
11:48Time for supper.
11:50I'm walking in the...
11:52LAUGHTER
11:54I need an iron brew, guys.
11:58Merry Christmas!
12:00Oh, Merry Christmas.
12:02I brought some of your presents.
12:04Oh, Tony, you shouldn't have.
12:06Where did you get all the money from?
12:08HE CHUCKLES
12:12I don't mean I got it from me nose.
12:14LAUGHTER
12:16No, I understand.
12:18Oh, just imagine, last Christmas,
12:20I had to fantasise what it was like to sleep with you,
12:22and now I really know.
12:26Fantastic.
12:28Do you miss not having any more fantasies?
12:30Oh, I still do.
12:32I'm just back to the pre-U stuff now,
12:34you know, girl on a bus,
12:36hostage in a ladies' prison...
12:38LAUGHTER
12:40..a sex museum one, Kylie's pool attendant...
12:42LAUGHTER
12:44..airhostesses in a hot lift,
12:46power cut in a cinema...
12:48LAUGHTER
12:50..Jehovah's Witness girls needing to come in
12:52and dry off the wet clothes...
12:54LAUGHTER
12:56..Dana on a nudist ranch...
12:58LAUGHTER
13:00..and Caribbean wetsuit party.
13:02So, quite a range, then.
13:04Oh, yes.
13:06LAUGHTER
13:08Quite a range.
13:12Merry Christmas.
13:14Merry Christmas.
13:16Oh, I love Christmas, though, don't you?
13:18That's why I could never be Chinese.
13:20LAUGHTER
13:22But it puts pressure on people to spend money
13:24they haven't got, doesn't it?
13:26Usually on useless presents nobody wants.
13:28Handkerchiefs...
13:30LAUGHTER
13:32..slippers...
13:34LAUGHTER
13:36..and so-called sexy underwear.
13:38LAUGHTER
13:40Merry Christmas.
13:42Oh.
13:44Right.
13:46So...
13:48Oh, boy.
13:50I've prepared all the other ingredients well in advance.
13:52All that remains is to stuff this little chap
13:54with prunes and armagnac.
13:56Prunes and armagnac.
13:58Oh, right, right.
14:00Oh.
14:02Prunes in tequila.
14:04LAUGHTER
14:06Sun-dried tomato pieces in tequila.
14:08LAUGHTER
14:10We wish you a merry Christmas.
14:12We wish you a merry Christmas.
14:14We wish you a merry Christmas.
14:16Oh, that's the wrong number.
14:18LAUGHTER
14:20We wish you a merry Christmas.
14:22We wish you a merry mommy.
14:24Merry Christmas!
14:26How's it going?
14:28Great!
14:30LAUGHTER
14:32Put me on to Dad.
14:34Dad!
14:36LAUGHTER
14:38How's it going?
14:40Yeah.
14:42Put me on to John.
14:44LAUGHTER
14:50John!
14:52John!
14:54Merry Christmas!
14:56How's it going?
15:00OK, bye!
15:02LAUGHTER
15:04Right, presents!
15:06LAUGHTER
15:08Yes!
15:10Christmas!
15:12Oh!
15:14Oh!
15:16Oh!
15:18Oh!
15:20Oh!
15:22Oh!
15:24Oh!
15:26Oh!
15:28Oh!
15:30Oh!
15:32A piece of pencil!
15:34LAUGHTER
15:36LAUGHTER
15:38Oh!
15:40Oh!
15:42Oh!
15:44LAUGHTER
15:46Oh!
15:48Oh!
15:50LAUGHTER
16:00OK, I think that's just about everything.
16:04Now, who is going to be postman?
16:07Me, me, me...
16:09Well, we'll all be postmen then, that's OK.
16:11LAUGHTER
16:13After three, start opening your presents.
16:15We'll just open them anyway.
16:17LAUGHTER
16:19Start, Tony.
16:21Yeah?
16:23Eric Bristow, Crafted Company, 90% nickel tungsten.
16:26LAUGHTER
16:30I don't know what you're saying, but thanks.
16:34Oh!
16:36Oh, hey!
16:38LAUGHTER
16:40Well, you said you wanted to try something different.
16:43Hmm, Introduction to Opera.
16:45It's a great present.
16:47Yeah.
16:49Chitty bang bang, chitty chitty bang bang.
16:51LAUGHTER
16:53It's probably on there.
16:55Gary, Little Bird House, thank you.
16:58It's a bit wet.
17:00I tested it last night.
17:02LAUGHTER
17:04It's just like the one next door.
17:06Anyway, thanks for this.
17:09You can exchange it.
17:11I bought it now.
17:13What is it?
17:15It's a paperweight.
17:17Oh, well, that'll be handy if it's ever windy in the office.
17:20LAUGHTER
17:22Oh! Oh!
17:24Oh!
17:26That is...
17:28fantastic!
17:30It's only a jumper, Tony.
17:32No, no, it's not!
17:34It's fantastic!
17:36Mwah!
17:38The sleeves and the hole for the neck.
17:42It is fantastic.
17:44Fantastic!
17:46Mwah!
17:48Ta, Dorothy.
17:50Thanks, Debs.
17:52Nice gift.
17:54Hey, thanks, mate!
17:56Yeah.
17:58Oh.
18:00LAUGHTER
18:02Merry Christmas.
18:04Thanks, Tony. How did you know my size?
18:06I showed the lady in the shop a picture of your bottle
18:08that I keep in my wallet.
18:10LAUGHTER
18:12I don't know what you're all worried about.
18:14I used to carry around a photograph of Dorothy.
18:16Yes, they don't want to know that.
18:18And she had a snap of mine.
18:20They're really not interested.
18:22All curled up like a little sleeping doormat.
18:24Yes.
18:26Oh.
18:28Look. Warm iron.
18:30Do not tumble dry. Wow.
18:32Hey, mate, mate, mate.
18:34No, no.
18:36Oh, shit.
18:38Oh!
18:40Drums!
18:42LAUGHTER
18:44You should be grateful he wanted an otter.
18:46LAUGHTER
18:48If you want to play them,
18:50you've got to do it outside.
18:52No! No, I mean it.
18:54Hey, thanks, love.
18:56Aw.
18:58Meanie.
19:00LAUGHTER
19:02Your gift sucks.
19:04Gary.
19:06A deep fat fryer.
19:08LAUGHTER
19:10Thanks.
19:12No problem, love.
19:14Merry Christmas!
19:16Thank you, Tony.
19:18Eat me?
19:20No.
19:22Chocolate in the shape of a shell?
19:24No.
19:26Sherry or Baileys for the ladies?
19:28LAUGHTER
19:30BELL RINGS
19:42Merry Christmas, all.
19:44Merry Christmas.
19:46Merry Christmas, all.
19:48Merry Christmas, everyone.
19:50Merry Christmas.
19:56Mmm.
19:58Oh, it smells good.
20:00Mmm.
20:02LAUGHTER
20:08Oh!
20:10LAUGHTER
20:14Where do you think this is amusing?
20:18Adelia and I
20:20are supposed to deal with this all on our own.
20:22Oh.
20:24Oh.
20:30Right.
20:32LAUGHTER
20:38Ha!
20:40Who looks inadequate now?
20:42LAUGHTER
20:44Merry Christmas!
20:46Thank you, Tony.
20:48A miniature marzipan vegetable?
20:50No.
20:52A dead, deep fat fryer.
20:54Which he's already using.
20:56Well, you know Gary,
20:58always the incurable romantic,
21:00with the emphasis very much
21:02on arse.
21:04So, how's Barbados?
21:06Really?
21:08No, I can't believe it.
21:10LAUGHTER
21:12Plenty of suntan cream.
21:14Yeah.
21:16Looks like I should burn.
21:18She didn't.
21:21Damn.
21:36Mmm.
21:38Yummy.
21:40Sir! How can I help?
21:42LAUGHTER
21:50No, go, go.
21:52Oh!
21:56LAUGHTER
21:58I've got you!
22:00This guy's crazy, man.
22:02Oh, don't help me!
22:04LAUGHTER
22:06Oh, I'm getting all wound up!
22:08Have a go on your drum kit, mate.
22:10Yeah? Oh, I think you might have
22:12a bit of a problem with that, mate.
22:14See?
22:16It's just...
22:19It's nice and compact.
22:21Hey, Deb,
22:23name that Christmas carol.
22:25What? How many hits of me drums
22:27can you name that Christmas carol in?
22:30I'll name it in eight.
22:32Say it properly.
22:34I'll name that carol
22:36in eight hits
22:38of your drum.
22:40LAUGHTER
22:43LAUGHTER
22:45I don't know.
22:47Just a little bit more time to think.
22:49No.
22:53Oh, little town...
22:55LAUGHTER
23:01Fantastic. Yeah.
23:03Isn't it?
23:05Isn't it?
23:12Hi.
23:14Everything all right?
23:16It's Tony.
23:19Is he still hoarding your knickers?
23:21LAUGHTER
23:23It's not that.
23:25He's so bloody clingy.
23:28Enjoy it while you can.
23:30If Gary's any guide,
23:32the first year, treat you like a princess.
23:34The second, like a normal person.
23:36And after that,
23:38like a slightly shop-soiled nurse.
23:40LAUGHTER
23:44But all these Christmas presents...
23:47I mean, it's nice and everything,
23:49but it's a little bit overwhelming.
23:51Mm.
23:53God knows how Tony paid for them all.
23:55Gary lent him the money.
23:57Why would he do that?
24:00Tony let him borrow that photo of your bottom for a week.
24:03LAUGHTER
24:07I think I'm going to ask Tony for a cooling-off period.
24:10What?
24:12And then maybe we can...
24:14Split up. Split up, yeah.
24:17Woo-hoo!
24:19Dangerous!
24:22Lovely. Very good.
24:24Woo-hoo!
24:26SLEIGH BELLS
24:33PIANO PLAYS
24:39DING DONG LITTLE ELEPHANT
24:41LAUGHTER
24:43IN HEAVEN THE BELLS ARE RINGING
24:45DING DONG LITTLE ELEPHANT
24:47THE SKY IS REAR
24:49WITH ANGELS SINGING
24:52SINGING CONTINUES
25:06LAUGHTER
25:08SINGING CONTINUES
25:21SINGING CONTINUES
25:39What the hell?
25:44He said, I'm going on holiday to Malaysia.
25:47I said, you're not!
25:50As usual, please, mate.
25:52King Ken?
25:54Yes, one of the three kings,
25:56bearing gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh for the baby Jesus.
25:59Which one did you bring?
26:01Myrrh.
26:03Do you want me to get you some myrrh for Christmas?
26:05No.
26:06Do you like it? It's our nativity theme.
26:08We're the only pub in the area with a crib.
26:12I always forget the baby Jesus shared his stable with a massive zebra.
26:16That's a stripy ass.
26:20Actually, Ken, you look quite nice in your king outfit.
26:23Well, thanks. Do you want me to get you a king outfit for Christmas?
26:26No!
26:28Look what me regulars got me for a present.
26:31I was quite touched, look.
26:33Yeah, they've obviously given that a lot of thought, haven't they?
26:36Yeah.
26:38Will you be hanging around? I've got some entertainment coming in later.
26:41No, no, we're only here for a quick one, mate.
26:43I'm running things this Christmas. We're on quite a strict schedule.
26:47You'll be having the traditional Christmas lunch, then.
26:50Chicken, ice cream and cheese.
26:53Yeah. Yummy.
26:55I've prepared an X-mas game for me regular patrons. Would you like to play?
26:58Yeah, yeah.
27:00It's, um...
27:02It's pass the parcel, but with drinks inside.
27:05Ooh!
27:07OK, you ready? Yeah.
27:09Merry Christmas!
27:11Yeah.
27:17LAUGHTER
27:23CHEERING
27:26Winner!
27:30Let's go.
27:35LAUGHTER
27:37SCREAMING
27:42SCREAMING
27:47I don't think the shepherds bought the baby Jesus anything.
27:50No, you see, that's typical. That's like going to a party and not bringing a bottle.
27:54Yeah. I mean, you'd think at least they could have brought him something made out of wool.
27:58Yeah, wool, yeah.
28:02Er...
28:04Is it burnt, Gary?
28:06No. Do you want a hand serving up?
28:09No, everything's fine.
28:11I'm just going to let it cook a little bit longer,
28:14get it nice and crispy.
28:16Lovely smells.
28:18You didn't turn the oven on, did you?
28:20Yes, it's all right.
28:24Mmm.
28:26Crispy.
28:28Gary didn't turn the oven on!
28:30Oh, no.
28:32Well, it's complicated, cos there's different numbers.
28:35Turkish delight?
28:37No.
28:39Nut? No.
28:41I'll do the honours for you.
28:45LAUGHTER
28:56I think I'm going to go upstairs and lie down.
29:01LAUGHTER
29:05Niffy, niffy. Yes, everything's fine.
29:08According to Delia, we should be at...
29:15Yeah, well, bugger Delia.
29:21Look, everything's going to be fine.
29:23Can you just go and have a lie down or something?
29:25Yes, yes, yes. Just go, go, go, go.
29:27Hence, I do not need thee.
29:33Bay leaf.
29:37Oh.
29:44Oh.
29:51Whoa!
30:00Tony, what are you doing?
30:02Oh, you've changed your mind, then?
30:07Still, open up your last present.
30:09I don't want any more presents, Tony.
30:11I just want to be left alone.
30:13I'll cheer you up.
30:23Oh, my God.
30:25Merry Christmas.
30:29Tony, I think we should have a cooling-off period.
30:34What?
30:36I think we should split up.
30:39What?
30:41Fucked up on Christmas, too.
30:43You're too clingy.
30:45It's like having an annoying puppy hanging around me.
30:49I'm sorry.
30:51I waited five years for you, you know.
30:55I know, and I'm sorry.
31:01I'm all naked.
31:03LAUGHTER
31:08Oh.
31:23LAUGHTER
31:31He's the little boy
31:34That Santa Claus forgot
31:38Killing me, man.
31:40He didn't want a lot
31:44He sent a note
31:46To Santa
31:48For some soldiers on a drum
31:52It broke his little heart
31:54When he found Santa hadn't come
31:59Mmm.
32:02LAUGHTER
32:07Remove the hard stalk.
32:09Well, I've done that.
32:11We are now entering a stalk-free zone.
32:15Next, in a fairly large casserole,
32:18Arrange a layer of fairly large...
32:22Fairly large, darling!
32:25It's all shaping up to be a marvellous meal.
32:28Remove the hard stalk.
32:32PHONE RINGS
32:34Hello?
32:36LAUGHTER
32:38Stupid.
32:40PHONE RINGS
32:44Oh, hello, Mum.
32:46Mary, um, what have you?
32:50Yeah.
32:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:54I got a weight paper, a weighty paper,
32:56and, um, a jacket from Dorothy.
33:00Mm-hm.
33:02Uh-huh. Mm-hm, yeah.
33:04Saw the Queen.
33:06LAUGHTER
33:11Ay-yi-yi.
33:13How's Dad?
33:23Hm?
33:25LAUGHTER
33:30Tony, what have you done?!
33:33Well, to you, I'm just an annoying puppy.
33:37So I'm just doing what a puppy does.
33:40LAUGHTER
33:48PHONE RINGS
33:52What?!
33:56Yes, Mum.
33:58I'm having a lovely time with my friends.
34:01Yes, the Queen.
34:05LAUGHTER
34:14LAUGHTER
34:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't you do that.
34:30I'll do all that.
34:32It's your special day, don't you...
34:34Don't you worry about that.
34:36You go off and have yourself a little lie down.
34:39LAUGHTER
34:50She's the only woman I've ever loved, you know.
34:54Mary.
34:57No, Deborah.
34:59I've been talking about her for an hour.
35:01I'm sorry, I thought you'd had a sudden rethink.
35:04I love going out with Debs.
35:06She makes me feel like a king.
35:08I know how you feel.
35:14Do you know what I do when I split up with a woman I really like?
35:17What?
35:19I get really depressed and lonely for months, it's awful.
35:23I've got to get Debs back.
35:26I know. Why don't you take the wheels off her car?
35:30I don't mean get her back, I mean get her back in me life!
35:34Yeah, right.
35:36You're not being much help.
35:38I'm sorry.
35:42Here.
35:44Take Mary home. Go on.
35:48Oh, thanks.
35:50Thanks.
35:53And a pelican.
35:57Thanks, mate.
36:02What the freak?
36:09Oh.
36:13Oh, oh!
36:15Oh!
36:17Oh!
36:20Oh!
36:24What happened?
36:26Nothing, I'm just experimenting with sauces.
36:30Gary, have you seen Tony?
36:32Yep.
36:34I suppose he was a bit upset.
36:36Well, what do you think? It's not a very nice Christmas present, is it?
36:39You know, he spent £350 on you.
36:42In Tony pounds, that's the equivalent of about 7,000 quid.
36:46You wouldn't go out with Tony just because I felt guilty, would you?
36:49Of course I would.
36:51Whatever it takes, frankly.
36:53Guilt, pity, loneliness, an embarrassing medical condition
36:55you only want to share with one person.
36:59There, er...
37:01There is a way you can make this whole situation better.
37:04How?
37:06By sleeping with me.
37:08Was he joking?
37:11BELL RINGS
37:17Soon!
37:25Whoa!
37:27CHEERING
37:40Whoa!
37:45Mummy!
37:52That is the last time I come in here.
37:56And I thought you were upset.
37:58I was.
38:00That's why I was doing it.
38:02Tony, how could you?
38:04Oh.
38:06You don't like it when I'm a clingy.
38:09I mean, give me some help here!
38:14Aye, aye, aye.
38:24Whoa!
38:28Er...
38:38Tsk, tsk, tsk.
38:438.15.
38:45Pick through charred remains...
38:49..and serve with jiff and lashings of ash.
38:52Actually, this is pretty much how it turns out when me mum does it.
38:56I'm quite hungry now.
38:58Well, I've got a nice telephone in batter on the go.
39:02Come on, let's get this lot sorted.
39:08Tsk.
39:16Oh!
39:18Always ensure that your bird is well-staffed.
39:22Oh, I can help you with that.
39:24Hey!
39:30KNOCK ON DOOR
39:33Come in.
39:39Sorry?
39:42Come in.
39:53I dug your presents up.
39:59I, um...
40:01..buried the armchair
40:03and I can't find it.
40:08It doesn't matter.
40:10I know the general area.
40:12Good.
40:17So...
40:20..that was our first big argument.
40:24Yeah.
40:27Great.
40:32Like a proper couple.
40:38Merry Christmas.
40:42Merry Christmas?
40:44Oh!
40:46Oh!
40:52And one of those.
40:55No, behind the tapes.
40:57Not the key ring. Yeah, one of those.
40:59That's it, now we're getting somewhere.
41:01And some Christmas tree lights.
41:04Christmas tree lights, yeah.
41:06Over there.
41:20We turn to the other ones and say,
41:22so what part of Lesbia are you from?
41:30One, two, three.
41:32Oh, that's a good one.
41:44Clumsy old bastard.
41:46I'm having a laugh at this.
41:54Sorry!
41:58Sorry.
42:02Sorry.
42:10Oh!
42:14Oh, man.
42:16Poor Auntie and George.
42:18So what do you reckon?
42:20Well, I quite like the deep-fried hula hoops,
42:23but I am not too sure about the deep-fried opal fruit.
42:29I think they enjoyed it.
42:31Oh, yeah.
42:33If I had to tweak one thing for next year,
42:35I'd bring lunch forward to before midnight.
42:38Yeah.
42:42So Debs wants you to back off a bit, does she?
42:48I'm going for aloof.
42:50Aloof?
42:52Yeah, full-on major aloofity.
42:56I'm going to be so aloof, Debs won't even know I'm going out with her.
43:00Oh, that is aloof.
43:02Yeah, because they like that, the ladies, in my experience.
43:05They like to feel that they're not quite going out with you.
43:11It's a bit like sex Christmas, isn't it?
43:14You've got the anticipation, the excitement building.
43:17Sweating. Sweating.
43:19And it's all over.
43:21Yeah, sometimes rather too quickly.
43:23Sometimes you have to clean up your mess.
43:28It's all a little bit sad.
43:30Yeah, and you feel a tiny bit silly.
43:33Yeah, and then there's only 364 days
43:36before you have to do it all over again.
43:41I'm just talking about Christmas now, you understand?
43:44I understand that, yeah.
43:47Ah.
43:49Ah.
43:50Oh.
43:51Oh.
43:53Oh.
43:56Yeah, let's go.
44:09Strippers!
44:16Strippers!
44:39All right, ladies and gentlemen, we've got to talk about it.
44:42Hopefully you're in the Christmas feels alongside me.
44:45Fantastic episode, ladies and gentlemen.
44:47Hold on a second. Thank you again.
44:49Ladies and gentlemen, Jingle Balls.
44:52This is probably one of...
44:54It's going to go up there for me,
44:56one of the best Christmas specials that we have seen in quite some time.
45:00We've seen some great Christmas specials,
45:02but I think this one takes the cake.
45:04This is such a great Christmas special,
45:07when you're having these fantasy or dream kind of sequences
45:12of how, you know, traditional Christmas...
45:15I don't think I'm ever going to forget that old lady
45:19when he was trying to buy a gift and she was like the thief
45:23and then all the cursing that soon followed after between her
45:27and Gary was something special, ladies and gentlemen.
45:31And, listen, I love Christmas specials.
45:33I don't care what time of the year.
45:35I can watch it any time, a Christmas special.
45:37It definitely got me in the vibe.
45:39So I felt like it had that great sequences.
45:42Poor Antia and George getting the brunt of it, her falling down.
45:46This guy clobbering people, getting yelled at by Tony.
45:50And you had all these great sequences, beautiful, you know,
45:54decor and Christmas and the food spread was looking great.
45:58Not the real-life spread of what happened there.
46:01That shit was dog shit. God damn.
46:04I mean, listen, my boy Gary,
46:07absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt, meant well.
46:10You know what I mean?
46:12He meant well, you know, he tried to take, I guess,
46:15the load off for both Dorothy and Debs,
46:20who most likely are so used to doing the brunt of things.
46:24You know, at least Dorothy in this scenario,
46:27where she was talking with Gary and she said, you know,
46:30last year he essentially...
46:32Well, for Easter, he only cleaned the spoon.
46:34So, you know, my boy Gary, we love him.
46:36He's the best character. He don't do much, man.
46:39So you gotta give him some damn credit on this episode, I think.
46:44Dorothy, you know, when she gave him the kiss,
46:48she was impressed with...
46:50I think she was impressed. Maybe I'm just dumb.
46:53But I felt like she was proud of my boy
46:55and I was proud of him for trying.
46:57Obviously, that shit looks disgusting as shit.
47:00You ain't gonna want to eat it.
47:02But him attempting to make, you know, a dinner or lunch
47:07was spectacular to see.
47:09Him sipping on some Baileys, you know, great drink right there.
47:14A couple of my friends really love Baileys,
47:17so nice to see that.
47:18And he's just sipping on it.
47:19He's reading his little book, trying to figure shit out,
47:22throwing his dork...
47:24When he was separating foods,
47:26trying to make something out of nothing.
47:28But you know what?
47:29Sometimes you work with what you got in the scenario, man.
47:33He definitely needs to learn how to use the oven.
47:35I love the fried phone.
47:38You know, when Dorothy, she got pissed off at my boy Gary.
47:43You know, this is like an everyday occasion
47:46and men behaving badly.
47:48And she fried that shit.
47:50I was worried for her for dear life
47:52when he started battering her up a little bit
47:56and about to put...
47:58When he was about to put her in, I was like,
48:00don't tell me we're actually going to see
48:01some crazy-ass shit like that.
48:03But yeah, this was a spectacular episode.
48:06We'll take Tony's favorite word on this episode.
48:10Fantastic, man.
48:11My man, he was going in.
48:14But what I love about Tony
48:16is the spirit that he has.
48:19His overall enthusiasm,
48:23his drive.
48:25He's just so overly excited and happy.
48:29Look at him talking to his family,
48:31mom, dad, John,
48:36just progressively getting louder and louder and louder.
48:39So I love that about Tony.
48:42You feel for Debs slightly,
48:45but at the same time, ladies and gentlemen,
48:47I still got to say,
48:50for even the thought,
48:52and to execute for momentarily,
48:55the thought to break Tony's heart
48:57around the Christmas time,
48:59got to say, excuse my language,
49:01fucked up, ladies and gentlemen.
49:03That is absolutely fucked up, man.
49:06This guy spent a shit ton of money
49:09that he had to borrow from my board, Gary.
49:11Bought her some...
49:13You can debate whether it's nice gifts or not,
49:15but coming from him,
49:17it should be the thought that matters.
49:19With any gift that you get,
49:21it should be the thought that matters.
49:23He put the Tony thought into it,
49:25even though that some of the gifts
49:27were probably more suited for him to enjoy
49:30rather than Debs to enjoy.
49:32I couldn't help but see that everybody's hair
49:35is looking quite alike, man.
49:38All four of them literally got pretty much
49:40the same hairstyle.
49:42Maybe Dorothy got probably the longer hair
49:45out of the bunch, so it was a little weird.
49:47It is what it is.
49:49Some people look good in short-ass hair.
49:52Obviously, Dorothy's been rocking that.
49:55Debs' hair has been gradually getting
49:57a little shorter.
49:59My preference, I like them with the long hair.
50:02This could be a very unpopular opinion
50:04for both ladies,
50:06but it was like, what the hell?
50:09I can't be bugging, and their hair is getting shorter.
50:12Everybody's just looking like they went
50:14to the same barber or some shit
50:16and got the same haircut.
50:18I was a little distracted there with that.
50:21The music was fantastic.
50:23Obviously, we're very familiar with a lot of the music
50:25that Gary was chiming in,
50:27and Dorothy was chiming in as well
50:30when she made Gary go for an early snack.
50:34A little snack is included for Gary on this episode.
50:38Man, just a lot of fun on this episode.
50:41A lot of laughs, even with the carolers.
50:44They got their hands out like,
50:46pay up, Gary's smoking.
50:49He just throws the shit, closes the door.
50:51Hey, you paid? Yeah, I paid.
50:53I paid the carolers and stuff.
50:55Obviously, funny too,
50:57because when they're singing and shit,
50:59they just sound miserable as shit singing.
51:02They don't sound no jolly, no carol-like.
51:05Just every drive with it.
51:08Obviously, that created another funny scene.
51:11George and Anthea in these sequences was great to see.
51:16The barman scene there,
51:19they were playing the game.
51:21Interesting with the outfits and stuff.
51:23Let me get real quick back to
51:25where I was talking about with Debs and Tony.
51:29You'll feel bad for Tony, 1,000%.
51:32He's a great guy,
51:34although very silly.
51:37Can be perceived as dumb at many times,
51:42but his heart is there.
51:44He means very well.
51:46He was looking out for Debs.
51:48This guy's been waiting for this lady for five years,
51:51fantasizing, although his list,
51:53his fantasies surely have changed
51:56from Caribbeans to Kylie to,
51:59I guess he said Jehovah's Witness,
52:02and then they're wet,
52:04and coming on in to dry off and shit.
52:06He said a whole lot of shit, which was crazy.
52:09That definitely didn't make Debs feel amazing.
52:13That partly could have escalated
52:16her feeling of wanting to back up a little bit.
52:20Let's take a break or break up.
52:23You feel her anger on this episode.
52:26You can see her overall disgust.
52:28Again, with all his playful side,
52:31his kid side, his joyous side,
52:34he's playing on the drums.
52:36He's got the surfboard.
52:38Again, he's going around.
52:40I forgot what that thing was.
52:41He was hanging around that thing.
52:44He has a young mentality to him,
52:47which again, that's what's cool about him in the same sense
52:50because it allows that spirit.
52:54If you're around someone like a Tony,
52:56that's why Gary gravitates to him a lot too.
52:59He has that younger side.
53:01That makes you feel young.
53:04Take a little bit of that with you.
53:06If he's all hype and he's feeling good,
53:09he boosts me.
53:12If I'm feeling depressed,
53:13Tony hanging out, having a good time,
53:15seeing his overall joy is going to do wonders for you.
53:19As much as he can be a goofball and dumb and stuff like that,
53:23he does provide a lot of life to the home,
53:27to the show, to the series.
53:29Tony is such a great character.
53:32When you feel the breakup is happening,
53:34you're gutted, man.
53:36You feel absolutely sad
53:37because throughout all those crazy layers of him
53:41is a good dude who really loves Deb.
53:45You got to back up a little bit.
53:49Yes, that very small percent feels sad for Deborah
53:52because she is being smothered.
53:54He's constantly like a puppy dog and stuff.
53:56That can turn off anybody.
53:59You know what I mean?
54:00I've said this countless times with people in relationships.
54:03They got to have their own things to do as well,
54:05whether it's a hobby, whether it's a video game,
54:08or a lady that knits or some shit.
54:11You got to have your own time away
54:13unless you'll be as clingy as him
54:15and then you can have some problems.
54:16I'm glad that that shit worked out.
54:18I, again, think this was a fantastic Christmas episode.
54:22Definitely great vibes.
54:24A lot of funny moments.
54:26Again, that old lady jarring with my boy, Gary,
54:29was fantastic.
54:30She was funny as hell.
54:32I could go back and hear that.
54:34The music was great.
54:36Just a great episode.
54:38Ladies and gentlemen, enough of my shit.
54:40Absolutely love this episode.
54:42If you made it this far, thank you very much.
54:44Thanks for listening to me.
54:46Just another banger episode, ladies and gentlemen.
54:48This show does not disappoint.
54:50Gary, Tony, Debs, and Dorothy
54:53are just such perfect for this show.
54:57I just love them to pieces.
54:58I love the show.
54:59We'll see you soon.
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