Azumanga Daioh - Episode 17 - _ Anime Christmas Marathon Day #19
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00:00She wants to know where the money comes from to pay for presents for all the kids in the country. Huh? Well, well
00:06Government, it's the government who pays Santa and not everyone has a chimney. So how does he get in then don't underestimate him?
00:14Santa's got awesome lock-picking skills. He can open anything
00:19Okay, so how does he go to every house in the world in just one night?
00:26Yeah, right no human could do all that
00:30Are you a human? What? Are you saying he's some kind of alien or something?
00:33No, I'm not saying he's from outer space, you idiot. Then where? Under the earth? In the ocean floor?
00:38Um, don't worry. I already know.
00:41What? Is he really an alien? Or a mole man?
00:44That, that is...
00:47You see, Mr. Santa is really your father.
00:50My father? Okay.
00:54Yes, that's right.
00:56Hahaha!
00:58Santa?
01:00Is her father?
01:04Merry...
01:10What's the matter?
01:14Gio...
01:18Merry Christmas!
01:22Oh, thank you so much!
01:24Yay! My father is Mr. Santa!
01:28Yes, that's right.
01:32The government pays me to deliver presents to everyone.
01:36Amazing!
01:38And I can fly at Mach 100!
01:40Amazing! Amazing!
01:42Huh?
01:46Huh? Huh? Huh?
01:50Say, Yomi.
01:52Huh?
01:54So like, if you could ask for anything you wanted as a Christmas present, anything at all, what would you want to get?
02:00Anything?
02:02You really mean like anything at all? Even a hundred trillion yen?
02:06Uh...
02:08Maybe something a little more realistic?
02:12A little more realistic?
02:16Then how much are we talking about?
02:18Is ten million low enough?
02:22Well, I guess if you're going to ask for a price...
02:24What are you two talking about?
02:26Hey, Chiyo-chan.
02:28So what would you like as a Christmas present?
02:32Well, uh...
02:34You know the big Christmas tree out in front of the train station?
02:38I'd really like the big star decorating the very tip top!
02:42I've always wanted something like that!
02:44Wow!
02:46This is what we call a pure and unadulterated soul, my dear Yomi.
02:50One hundred trillion yen, eh?
02:56There, there. What's wrong? What's wrong?
03:00Hey!
03:02Can I ask you something?
03:04What's with being so formal?
03:06Now, I know Santa doesn't exist, but...
03:12Reindeer do exist, don't they?
03:20This girl believes in reindeer!
03:28Reindeer do exist.
03:32Flying deer do not exist, Yomi!
03:34You're trying to trick me!
03:36I'm not falling for it!
03:38Okay, she's confused.
03:42Sakaki reindeer don't exist in this world, do they?
03:46They do.
03:48Hey, Osaka, do reindeer really exist?
03:50Yep, they sure do.
03:54Reindeer really do exist.
03:56They can't fly, but they look like this guy right here.
04:00Deer and reindeer are really two different creatures!
04:06What?! What the heck?!
04:08I'm not stupid!
04:10I'm not stupid, okay?!
04:12I gotta start writing New Year's cards.
04:14Say, Tomo?
04:16Huh?
04:18What year of the Chinese zodiac is next year supposed to be?
04:20Uh...
04:22Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder.
04:28Okay, what's this year's Chinese zodiac?
04:32No clue.
04:34Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder.
04:42Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder.
04:46I don't know what comes after dragon and adder, though.
04:50Me neither.
04:52Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder.
04:58I just remembered!
05:00This year's the dragon.
05:02Dragon!
05:04Then next year will be the adder.
05:06The adder!
05:08The adder?
05:10Uh...
05:12Adder.
05:14Ain't that the hangy parts on a cow or something?
05:20Okay, time to hand out report cards!
05:22Well, let's start with Chiyo-chan.
05:24Yes!
05:26You're the top second-year student.
05:28Aha!
05:30Not that this kind of studying will be very useful to you once you're out in the real world.
05:36Next, Tomo.
05:38You need to start working a little harder, missy.
05:40What?
05:42But it won't be useful once we're out in the real world, right?
05:44You idiot!
05:46This is what scholastics are all about!
05:48If you want wisdom that's useful in life,
05:50go read Grandma's Fountain of Wisdom or something.
05:56Sorry I'm late!
05:58Thanks for waiting for me!
06:00Alright!
06:02Merry Christmas!
06:04Let's party tonight!
06:06Here's the agenda!
06:08We'll hang out for a while,
06:10go sing karaoke, eat cake at Chiyo-chan's,
06:12and have a big ol' slumber party!
06:14Okay, let's go!
06:20You know, I always think about this every year
06:22when Christmas comes around.
06:24Yeah?
06:26They have that one story about the red-nosed reindeer, right?
06:28I can't help thinking how terrible it is.
06:32Sure, his shiny nose may be real useful for dark roads at night,
06:36but that ain't no consolation.
06:38I mean, if you told a bald person
06:40that his head was useful on the road at night,
06:42you'd just get clobbered.
06:44Santa sure does say some mean things.
06:46Uh-huh.
06:48But the reindeer's also got its own issues.
06:50Really?
06:52What kind of nose does he have that lights up the road?
06:54And where'd he get it from?
06:56It just might be that he's not a reindeer after all.
07:00I bet he's something else.
07:04And if we stay,
07:06time will pass us by.
07:10Yay!
07:12Hey, I got a 65!
07:14I'd say that's pretty good, Osaka.
07:16Yeah, way better than your last test score.
07:18Huh?
07:20Oh, right.
07:22Hmm?
07:24There may be someday
07:26that I'll open up inside.
07:30Forgetting all the good times
07:32and all the bad times.
07:34But I'll never forget
07:36all the good times
07:38and all the bad times.
07:40Forget
07:42this parachute
07:44and see
07:46where my heart falls.
07:48While I was
07:50waiting in the park,
07:52it came to me
07:54if I was going home,
07:56a detour on the way,
07:58a side trip with my friends
08:00would surely turn around
08:02an ordinary day.
08:06Wow!
08:08Good!
08:10Miss Sakaki, that was amazing!
08:12You're really good at this, you know.
08:14Yeah, talk about a surprise.
08:18Then I guess I'll do one too.
08:20What? You will?
08:30Hop, hop, hop,
08:32hopping around.
08:34How are you?
08:36Ding dong, ding dong,
08:38the bells are ringing all night long.
08:42Man, we sure sang a whole lot.
08:44But I have to say,
08:46Miss Yumi's singing really was something else, huh?
08:48That was another big surprise.
08:50This girl is good at school and sports,
08:52but singing is the one thing she totally sucks at
08:54big time.
08:56Who cares? As long as she puts her heart into it.
08:58Your heart, huh?
09:00Huh?
09:06It's snowing.
09:08Oh wow, snow on Christmas!
09:10Isn't that so romantic?
09:14Yep.
09:16It's a white Christmas,
09:18for sure.
09:20Mr. Kimura, what the?
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