A war hero is banished by his own people, who fear his abilities and power. He then decides to join his enemies and help rebuild their army.
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00:00You
00:13Morning starts early at the Demon Queen's castle
00:20My what a beautiful day it is perfect weather for a hard day's work
00:25As a temp who's got to prove himself, I've got to get to work before anyone else
00:37I'm to take care of what I can to show them. I'm more than motivated. Now's my time to impress them
00:50Hey wake up
00:56Five more minutes. Come on the Sun's up wakey-wakey. I get that you're tired, but you got work to do
01:03I'm here to help so up and Adam sleepyhead. Don't wanna I'm just gonna stay in bed today. Okay. Oh
01:10Boy, here we go
01:13Go voice change to Queen Echidna. Ah
01:18It's perfect
01:20Sorcerer general I need a status report on the new job applicants pronto
01:26Surely you don't intend to make your queen wait, right? I am so terribly. Sorry your highness
01:31We received more applications than originally expected, but haven't processed them yet, but it's only slightly delayed. I swear
01:38So now they're overdue. That's not good. Oh, no, rest assured
01:42I'll step in personally to ensure they won't be delayed any further. I promise
01:46I'll have the list of interview candidates by tomorrow. No by the end of the day. Will that please you bet?
01:52This is why you're not sleeping enough. It's not true. It's because I've been lacking in my duties
01:57Look, I need you to realize that you can't do everything by yourself
02:00Okay, you should be delegating tasks to people who work for you people you trust. Yes, ma'am
02:05That's the key of being a good boss agreed. You are absolutely correct about everything you
02:15Morning Chitina, I know it's early, but do you have any work for me?
02:22Huh shots fired
02:28Chitina's room. She must have had a nightmare. It must be stress related
03:52I
04:08Can't believe you
04:10Honestly, totally unbelievable. Hey, is something the matter? You seem like you're really mad. What's got you so worked up anyway?
04:23In
04:29Truth the demon army was suffering from an extreme lack of personnel
04:33I don't mean to brag but after my highly destructive assaults on their army
04:39Most of the top brass had returned to the demon world to recover from their injuries
04:43You see the work they'd left behind had to be handled by those who remained that being the four generals
04:50As you could presume
04:52Nobody knew how to do that. Exactly. No one save for Chitina
04:56It's comparable to the sort of thing that plagues big companies work veterans can handle the task quite easily
05:02But those veterans don't have the time to write a manual or train the newbies how to do those tasks for themselves
05:08then you have Queen Echidna who puts the pressure on to refortify her army as soon as possible and
05:14Certain someone who just can't help but overwork themselves to do it
05:18Even if it means overworking herself to death that explains why her icicle Lance barely packs a punch. I
05:27Came here to help with your workload, you know, you could stand to be a little nicer to me. Have you lost your mind?
05:34Why in the world would I be nice to a man who barges into my room while I'm sleeping?
05:38I mean, you're a succubus, aren't you?
05:49Oh
05:51Hang on so is this your current task list Chitina, correct with the highest priority jobs at the top
05:58Let's see evaluate applications then reorganize the sorcerer core perform regular maintenance on Queen Echidna's retainer
06:06homunculi
06:07Somehow figure out operating cost reduction
06:10There's like 50 tasks on here. Why don't you delegate some of them to whom exactly? I have no colleagues or subordinates
06:17All right. All right. Calm down. Okay, the last task on this list is
06:22Replenishing the mana reactors. What are you looking at? Let me think for a second
06:28So a number of castle facilities and instruments tapped into mana from the reactors, right?
06:33Now there's something important to keep in mind
06:36Only the person who created them can replenish it with mana
06:39That being said any reactors that Chitina created can only be replenished by Chitina herself
06:46If anyone with a different man a wavelength tried to help the reactor would be destroyed, but that's where I come in
06:52What are you smirking at from today on I'm gonna handle replenishing your mana reactors
06:58Well, I appreciate the offer that task is quite the headache
07:02You're not gonna ask how I'll do it. You were planning to mimic my exact wavelength with harmonize. I assume it's common sense
07:09It's only common sense to sorcerers as powerful as we are
07:12So
07:14How many reactors do you have anyway only four it's really not that many in the grand scheme of things
07:20But there are over a hundred throughout the castle. They only have to be replenished once every few days
07:27Got it. Give me just two and a half hours
07:31That's all I need and I promise I'll have it done. I
07:34Could finish a job about this size in less than an hour though. Don't be like that
07:38I'll promise you this and stake my honor as a hero on it
07:41Promise me what to never ever disappoint you pretty sweet, right?
07:46Trust me when I'm done, you'll be all like oh, yay. My workload is gonna be so light. You're amazing Leo
07:52Love ya, then you'll jump up and give me a huge smooch. Ah
07:56Fine go get it done
07:58And so you have to say it's been 14 seconds. Also, I don't sound like that. All right. All right, I'm going
08:05Metamorphose
08:08Oh
08:13Wait, I gotta think of a name something super cool. It's now been 30 seconds. Oh one favor, actually
08:20Could you give me the title assistant to the generals? I believe that'll help get the people to trust me
08:26Very well. Thanks
08:30Hey, so how's the name God hard
08:39And
08:55That's why I've come to you three if you notice you Tina acting off at all, please let me know immediately
09:00Sounds like a plan. I
09:03Do wish that I could be of help to her somehow you shouldn't shoot Tina would stress out even more
09:09I suppose you're right
09:11Everyone. Thank you, of course
09:23Just you watch me I
09:28Have returned milady. Why are you speaking? So stuffy milady? I
09:33I
09:35Wanted to blend in more so I figured I'd change up my speaking style
09:41It's only been 30 minutes
09:43Have faith. I told you I would take care of everything if that's the case
09:47I suppose I should give you another task then not yet. Thanks. I'm kind of tired. Hmm. I'll be honest
09:53It's been a minute since I've adjusted my mana wavelength
09:56I
10:02Only wanted to watch you while I take a little breather
10:08Promise I won't get in your way. I'll sit quietly
10:12I've got another task lined up for you when you're done resting. All right
10:26Hmm
10:27Leo you must be rested by now. I could use a hand not yet
10:31I need a little more time to recover been a while since I've used metamorphose took a lot out of me
10:39The stuff surprisingly bland note to self improve the food, too
10:44Sorry
10:55It's been an hour since you've returned surely you're more than rested now. No, I need a little longer
11:00My man is still recovering
11:10Most sorcerers don't realize you can use gravity root to do this
11:14You're wasting on silly spells coming from
11:20Decisions decisions do I go with the name Lord God hearts or Lord blood sword?
11:24Wait, I could go with something totally different black knight onyx. What'd you think? She's Tina?
11:31Something up hero Leo. I understand full well now
11:34I've come to the conclusion that you're just a worthless lazy leech of time and resources not worth the help
11:40Whoa, okay. Let's calm down. Oh, I'm very calm
11:44In fact, I'm confident in the decision that I have reached
11:47I've come to the level-headed conclusion that you will not be of use to our army in the slightest
11:54Hold still D O'Neill Zod
11:57My hands with your piercing rays of the God
12:01You'll destroy all your paperwork
12:08Yes
12:12I'm going to join the Demon Queen's Legion. I
12:15Have to for good reason and if I want to join, I'll need to show results and get the generals on my side, obviously
12:24This right here is step one
12:31So
12:32Dianette was it very good work by the look of you all must have gone. Well, uh-huh. That's right. Lord God heart
12:40Please call me black knight onyx from now on no forsooth. Wait henceforth
12:46Whatever. It's black knight onyx. Yes, Lord onyx right then proceed with your report on the reactor maintenance
12:54Yes, my lord
12:57The talisman you granted me worked without incident Lord onyx I was impressed with its power
13:02It appears to be durable and I'd wait wait, hold on a talisman. What's this about Lee?
13:09Rather Lord onyx. Was it not you who replenished the reactors? Oh about that, please
13:14Let her finish her report sorcerer general. Oh
13:20Please proceed
13:21Yes, milady
13:23The talisman appears to be durable enough for continued use
13:27So perhaps with your permission, I'd like for us to continue the job. We may be able to replenish them all in your stead
13:34Is that okay general shoot Tina? Won't it be a problem since I created the reactors?
13:40Are you certain you'll be able to replenish them? I'll take it from here
13:44I am sure you are confused
13:46But perhaps things will make more sense once I explain what exactly I was doing in those 30 minutes that I was gone
13:52I was struck with a brilliant idea
13:54So I went to the castle workshop and procured an amethyst from the local goblin goldsmith
13:59I filled the amethyst with mana tuned to your exact wavelength and since amethysts are sturdy stones
14:06They'll stay attuned to a wavelength indefinitely
14:10Anyone who holds it on their person will be attuned to your wavelength as well
14:14So I created a talisman with the stone which only took 15 minutes
14:23I left the workshop then lost five minutes to an unexpected distraction
14:31Then I took five minutes to find I in that beer with my last five minutes I showed her how to use everything
14:40He explained to me that as long as I'm wearing this talisman
14:43I can safely replenish all of your reactors without damaging anything
14:47After that I said go find a few other people with the appropriate ability and split the job up
14:53So it makes it easier on you
14:55Yes, sir. I found three other sorcerers of similar capacity. We passed the talisman around to refill the reactors
15:04Excellent. I trust them that all four of you understand their procedure
15:09Oh
15:10The sorcerer general is a busy woman
15:12Form a team of four and assume responsibility for replenishing her reactors. Henceforth
15:17I'll have enough talismans for all of you within the next three days. Yes, sir
15:23You took a bit longer than I'd like for this task, but it's alright because it is your first time
15:27I expect you'll perform it quicker come tomorrow now that you are familiar with it. Of course my lord, then that will be all
15:35Wait, just a sec
15:37Uh, I uh
15:39As you can see the mana reactors have been replenished
15:43It is our duty to lessen the burden on your shoulders, right?
15:47Poor Dianette here was concerned about your health as well. Just so you're aware
15:52She was
15:53Sorry, but it's the truth. I was I know you've been grappling with a mountain of tasks in recent days general. Shutina
16:07Mm-hmm
16:10Sorry to bother you might I be of assistance
16:17I'm fine, but thanks you focus on your own tasks. Okay
16:23Admittedly, I had neither the courage nor ability to press the matter
16:28However, thanks to Lord onyx we'll be able to take some weight off your shoulders with the reactor assistance
16:34If there's anything else we can help with please don't hesitate to ask we insist
16:41Hey see very well
16:44So be it. I will be sure to reach out to you when I need the extra head. Perfect
16:49Good work. You are dismissed. Yes, milady
16:54And thank you
16:56I
17:01Would seem you finally understand my true labors sorcerer general
17:09All you need to do now is let them handle it and hear their reports you'll only have to help out if something goes wrong
17:19Told you didn't I I only needed two and a half hours and now your responsibilities have been permanently decreased
17:27That big a workload isn't something that should be done alone, you know
17:31Especially not in a large organization where there are plenty of people who can help
17:35Instead of having one extremely adept person work extremely hard
17:38It's best to delegate many small tasks out to less skilled people. It just makes sense. That's how you'd get the most done
17:46We're speaking in an ideal world, of course
17:50Why didn't you explain all that to me earlier? You could have said you asked Diana to help simple
17:55It's because you worry too much. If I told you you would have rushed off to go check on her. Am I wrong?
18:01Most of the members of your army are people you personally interviewed and recruited yourself. So it's pretty safe to assume they'll perform well, right?
18:09So trust in your judgment and in the people working beneath you
18:13As a rule of thumb run the organization, so it'd be fine. Even if you drop dead
18:20That's a lot of talk for someone who insisted on working alone
18:24I've got a lot of life experience under my belt
18:27Wait, just a second
18:28You made a huge production of teaching and delegating to a subordinate and while they were hard at work
18:33You did nothing but loaf about in my office all dang day
18:38Stop shouting
18:40Yes, I was loafing around but I was working. Huh here. I
18:45Learned a lot about you from watching you and your cleavage work
18:49And I noticed some inefficiencies here and there so I took the liberty of rearranging your priorities. Take a look
18:56Let me see
19:03Wait, did you say cleavage see those seven tasks I circled in red you can delegate those without worry
19:13But can they handle it you need to teach them how to handle it
19:18That's your job as their boss
19:23Oh, is this a map of the Largo see I heard the fish from that area are fantastic
19:29We can make a few scrumptious meals if we got some delivered but considering how dangerous the shipping routes are. I don't know Leo
19:39Yes, sorcerer general Shatina I
19:42Must apologize. I have gravely misjudged you Leo. Come on now. I was only doing my job as all that only makes it worse
19:51I feel terrible that despite how harshly I acted towards you during the interview. You still pressed on and did an excellent job. I
19:59Couldn't call myself a general if I didn't thank you for that
20:05Don't mention it I completely understand if you go down the whole army goes down
20:11And then I really won't have a place to go anymore. I was just looking out for myself
20:16There's no need to thank me
20:18You're so unlikable. Jeez. And here I was trying to give you a heartfelt apology
20:23Why do you think I was traveling alone for so long? Oh
20:26All right, better start on my next task. Call me if you need me. I look forward to working with you
20:32Just wanted to tell you that
20:34See you
20:41There's one more thing what is it remember what I said after you gave me this task
20:47I made a promise that I wouldn't disappoint you. Correct? Then I followed that up with something specific. What?
20:54Trust me when I'm done. You'll be all like
21:00Then you'll jump up and give me a huge smooch
21:04Fine get it done
21:06On the lips or on the cheek, it'll be dealers choice
21:10We can even climb into bed and take it
21:34What is it you told me to summon you if I needed anything, is that right
21:40I didn't think you'd call me so soon
21:43You see Lily is headed to Largo on a logistics mission and the castle's food and equipment stores are running low
21:50So we need to make sure this shipment comes in safe and sound
21:54Gotcha, that could be a serious problem
21:58Sadly that isn't the only issue
22:03Here's the mission plan Lily submitted to me
22:10What?
23:40You
24:10You