His Killer Thought He Was Dead _ Full Movie _ Action Thriller Survival _ Dead Retribution
His Killer Thought He Was Dead _ Full Movie _ Action Thriller Survival _ Dead Retribution
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00:00:00You
00:00:30Gotta be fucking kidding me
00:01:01Where the fuck were you at?
00:01:10Checking the other side of the damn building
00:01:11Did you see him?
00:01:12No, did you?
00:01:13No
00:01:14Look, go check around this side, I'm gonna check this side
00:01:16Alright
00:01:31Drop that shit
00:01:33Drop it
00:01:34Come here
00:01:35Get him ass
00:01:36Get him ass
00:01:40You like that?
00:01:42You see that?
00:01:44It's the last thing my boy Nick saw before you blew him away
00:01:48It's the last thing you'll see
00:01:50Hey dude, that was self-defense, he was shooting at me
00:01:53Self-defense, huh?
00:01:55That's more like justifiable homicide
00:01:59You out of options, Scaled Battery
00:02:02Take one more step, and I'll decorate these walls with his brains
00:02:09The way I see it, you've got two options
00:02:12Survival, or death
00:02:20I pardon I believe
00:02:28Survival
00:02:39That hurt, motherfucker?
00:02:41Good
00:02:43I'm gonna go get the call, see you in a row
00:02:49Watch it!
00:02:52Why didn't you fuckers just kill me?
00:02:54Real simple, motherfucker
00:02:57Huh?
00:02:58It's more fun to watch you suffer
00:03:00Fuck off
00:03:05I'm not gonna give you a quick and easy death
00:03:07Get the fuck up, get the fuck up
00:03:12Fuck you
00:03:14Fuck you too
00:03:15Get in the fucking car
00:03:16I hate you
00:03:17I hate you
00:03:18Get the fuck in there
00:03:19Huh?
00:03:20Think you like prison health care?
00:03:22You're better off letting that thing fester, you son of a bitch
00:03:26Fuck you
00:03:57Woo
00:04:08The pistol's loaded, here we go again
00:04:14Yeah, it's like it never ends
00:04:17I know you want me to back down
00:04:23But it's all you have inside
00:04:27Bring him out again, bring him out again
00:04:31Everything that you gave me, yeah
00:04:34Everything that you gave me
00:04:36Is it the air you breathe?
00:04:39Is it everything you need?
00:04:46Bring him out again, bring him out again
00:04:50Everything that you gave me, yeah
00:04:52Everything that you made me
00:04:55Bring him out again, bring him out again
00:04:59You're packed and you're loaded
00:05:01And you can't help but to show it
00:05:04Bring him out again, bring him out again
00:05:09Everything that you gave me, yeah
00:05:11Everything that you made me
00:05:14Bring him out again, bring him out again
00:05:44Bring him out again, bring him out again
00:06:14Bring him out again, bring him out again
00:06:44Bring him out again, bring him out again
00:07:14Bring him out again, bring him out again
00:07:44Bring him out again, bring him out again
00:08:15Run a little bit, I'm gonna pick up Riley
00:08:19I always forget to tell you, be careful
00:08:45I'm coming up on the school, so I got the top of top
00:08:54I got a Nicki Nickel, and the top of top
00:09:04I got a Nicki Nickel, and the top of top
00:09:07I thought you'd get away, huh, come on
00:09:37What went through your mind when you found your lap surrounded by police?
00:09:57I knew it had to be that fucking Kilpatrick, should have known when he put my cousin behind
00:10:01bars, I'd be next
00:10:02Hey, beautiful What have you gotten yourself into now?
00:10:19What the hell are you talking about?
00:10:20Turn around, babe, you're live Holy shit, hey
00:10:25Hey, hey, interview me now Was that?
00:10:30That would be the dumbass Put him on the phone
00:10:38Hi honey, he'll be home in a bit Oh, Christ, here they come
00:10:46Shut up, Riley All right, love you, Mara, here's your hubby
00:10:51Oh, babe, hey, I gotta go, I'm not gonna be that much longer, okay?
00:11:00Sure, just be careful I always am, love you, babe
00:11:09You are such a sucker Fuck you, man
00:11:14Keith Harris, can you tell us if this arrest is associated with the one you were saying?
00:11:21I can't comment right now Well, either you boys are damn good or damn
00:11:29lucky I'd say we're pretty damn good
00:11:32Of course you would say that, Flanagan So I got you out of the office, Chief, huh?
00:11:36I thought you were done doing the field work, you know, with your advanced age and everything
00:11:39Well, watch it, smartass, I'm still good enough to put both of you on a matter by after
00:11:45I just came out to check out my boys Oh, we missed you too, Chief
00:11:50The police have no comment, but the woman arrested seems to think they're rounding up
00:11:54her family one by one This is Stacey Broussard reporting live
00:11:57Well, it looks like the TAC unit has got everything under control here
00:12:01You two can hit the road All right, Chief, I'll see you back at the
00:12:05station
00:12:13Gotta wait for a delivery there, buddy
00:12:27All right, let's go
00:12:57All right, let's go
00:13:28My assistant Debra here is ready to retire for the night
00:13:33Unless our friend here would like to employ her for the rest of the night
00:13:38Don't take too long, honey
00:13:44I see you tooling around with that new Rolls-Royce, taking advantage of our partnership, I see
00:13:58Bring him to me
00:14:07All right, what have you got for me?
00:14:09Something really big, man. I got Craven and some other guy on film
00:14:13This shit looks like something out of Scarface
00:14:15Good. Just make sure you're not seen
00:14:20I don't want his blood on my hands. I'm just gonna scare him a bit, you know
00:14:28Please tell me that it's not you
00:14:43Grab her. Speak up
00:14:47Who do you think you're with, huh? Who the fuck?
00:14:50Nothing, motherfucker
00:14:53Who do you think you're with, huh? Who the fuck?
00:14:56Nothing, motherfucker. I'm not with you
00:14:58You're lucky. The mother son of a bitch got away
00:15:01Shit, you little fuck. I can see that
00:15:03Fuck
00:15:05You're not safe anywhere. Get yourself out of town right now
00:15:10Look, I'll wire you some money, then contact Kilpatrick
00:15:14Then I'll notify you when we need some footage
00:15:18Why? Why?
00:15:21Find him and put a bullet in his brain
00:15:25Find that motherfucker. I want him dead, you hear me? Dead!
00:15:39And I'd like to see you behind bars more than anything else, you fucking cunt
00:16:09This to a crazy night?
00:16:39You wanna get served? Then try to fuck with this
00:16:42You wanna get jerked? Don't go and fuck with that
00:16:45You wanna get served? Then try to fuck with this
00:17:09Take me to the other side
00:17:12Take me to the other side
00:17:15Take me to the other side
00:17:18Take me to the other side
00:17:21Take me to the other side
00:17:24Take me to the other side
00:17:27Take me to the other side
00:17:30Take me to the other side
00:17:33Take me to the other side
00:17:37How's everything?
00:17:38Going good
00:17:39That's good
00:17:40I was just thinking, you've been on this show more times than I can imagine
00:17:47You're almost like family to us here
00:17:49Yeah
00:17:50But you have yet to tell us what the secret to your psychic abilities are
00:17:56What is it that allows you to connect to the spirits?
00:17:59Is it something that separates you from the rest of us?
00:18:03I've always been told that I was born with this gift
00:18:06Although at times, it didn't always feel like that
00:18:09All I know is that the dead are just like the living
00:18:12If they have something to get off of their chest, they'll tell the first person who will listen
00:18:17And that would be me
00:18:22So would you say your mind is open to them, or are they just attracted to you?
00:18:26I've always been open to the other side, and that attracts them to me
00:18:30If they have unfinished business within this mortal coil, they'll come to me
00:18:35If they need to speak to somebody, they'll speak through me
00:18:42And we'll be right back
00:18:47Hi beautiful
00:18:50I didn't think you'd ever show up
00:18:51Part of the street that you meet when you wake up
00:18:57And I'm just a man with a job
00:19:00Put me down
00:19:04Or I could just take you home
00:19:16Seriously, we're gonna get the hell out of here
00:19:18Yeah
00:19:19Hey Jock, I'm gonna go run a few errands
00:19:21Be right back
00:19:22Bye Mary
00:19:24Hey baby, will you take me to the Billy Rivers show?
00:19:27Leo Johnson is supposed to be signing afterwards
00:19:29You know, I don't know why you believe that funny shit
00:19:32You know, it just tells those people what they want to hear
00:19:34Aw, come on, you don't believe in life after death?
00:19:37I hope not
00:19:38I could be rotting in a pine box somewhere
00:19:40But it's not like a dead guy would give a shit, is it?
00:19:48Alright, you can bet on it
00:19:51Alright, you convinced me
00:19:55When I get off work, I'll take you down to the studio
00:19:57At least get you a book signed, okay?
00:19:59Hey, you know, for a non-believer, you're quite a guy
00:20:22You
00:20:34Surprise!
00:20:46Guys
00:20:47Congratulations, man
00:20:48I'm flattered
00:20:49Who the hell?
00:20:50What the hell is this for?
00:20:52Last time I checked, it wasn't my birthday
00:20:55And after that bus, every cop knew that club has amazing graces
00:20:59Cause that woman was stacked
00:21:05Chief, I still don't know what the hell this party is even for
00:21:12Well, after giving it much thought, Kilpatrick
00:21:16I've decided a promotion is long overdue for you
00:21:19Congratulations, Chief Investigator
00:21:23Alright, Chief Investigator
00:21:25It's about time, right?
00:21:29Sir
00:21:31I will bring the most dignity and respect
00:21:37To the role of Chief Investigator
00:21:39And from what I heard out here earlier
00:21:41You're gonna bring a sense of humor also
00:21:44A sense of humor?
00:21:45What I heard out here sounded like sexual harassment
00:21:50Look, uh
00:21:52I know you both have heard what the press is saying about the department and Rialto murders
00:21:57Got Channel 11 painting us up to be a bunch of panty-waists that can't cut it
00:22:01It's alright for one movie, you're not a pain in the ass
00:22:03Come on, Flanagan, let's get serious
00:22:07As you might have guessed, I'm not taking this shit lightly
00:22:10Drastic times calls for drastic measures
00:22:16That means?
00:22:18Kilpatrick is on a case with you from now on
00:22:22She said both times, yeah
00:22:25Uh, how long's it been?
00:22:27I think it's been about two days since you tried to shoot me
00:22:30Again, let's get serious on this one
00:22:33This case needs to be closed and fast
00:22:37Look, I got a tip
00:22:39I need you both to stake out the downtown office of the Prager Court for me
00:22:43I need detectives who can get the job done
00:22:46Under that Starsky and Hutchbro shit
00:22:49Well, it's a good thing for us that I hated to say this
00:22:52Don't worry about it, Chief
00:22:54We'll get it done
00:23:05Oh man, this is worse than the last time
00:23:09We should've brought Tetris
00:23:11Shit, you should've brought some caffeine
00:23:14I don't know, man
00:23:16All these stakeouts start to look the same after a while
00:23:19Can you believe in deja vu, huh?
00:23:22Will you please stop that shit? You're starting to sound like Mary
00:23:26I should be fucking used to it by now
00:23:28How long you two lovebirds been married?
00:23:30Three years, next week
00:23:35I don't know how you do it, man
00:23:38Three years with the same chick
00:23:40I mean, now granted, none of the chicks I dated are like Mary, but fuck
00:23:44Yeah, well, at least mine can tell the difference between left and right
00:23:49Shut the fuck up
00:23:59Speaking of deja vu
00:24:01There's that fucker right there
00:24:11You know the drill
00:24:21Hey
00:24:23You know I'm gonna fucking survival or death bullshit this time, okay?
00:24:27Yeah, but you know I never miss
00:24:29Nobody's perfect, dickhead
00:24:31All right
00:24:33Look
00:24:35I'm gonna fucking kill you
00:24:37All right
00:24:39Look
00:24:41I'm gonna go around the back this time and take the front
00:24:44Let's see if this fucker comes out the same way we did
00:25:07Oh
00:25:38That's it
00:25:40Fuck
00:25:42Fuck
00:26:01Fuck
00:26:06Looks like we got ourselves a real life liberty here, man
00:26:10You saw this first
00:26:12Get your fucking ass up in here
00:26:14Yeah, I'm gonna fucking kill you
00:26:17Fuck
00:26:29Fuck
00:26:34Get up, man
00:26:36Fuck
00:26:39What? Huh?
00:26:41Get up
00:26:50What are you doing, dickhead?
00:26:52Get out
00:26:55Move
00:26:58Move
00:27:01Brother
00:27:03Get up
00:27:07Come on
00:27:09Huh?
00:27:17Get him up
00:27:19Come on
00:27:29Looks like someone needs to be told respect
00:27:32After you
00:27:38Piece of shit
00:27:44Get your ass up, man
00:27:46Get your ass up
00:27:48Hold him up, hold him up
00:27:50That's enough, fellas
00:27:52We don't want him dead
00:27:54Well, not yet, at least
00:27:56Bring that dog to me
00:28:03Well, well, detective
00:28:06Good thing your press isn't around to see this
00:28:09You look like shit
00:28:11Mr. Kramer, let me finish him off
00:28:13Hold it
00:28:16If there's one thing I can't stand
00:28:19It's dogs like you nipping at my ears
00:28:25Get him up
00:28:28Get up, man
00:28:30Get the man when he's talking to you
00:28:34You know, I can take you out at any time
00:28:42Or I can throw you a bone
00:28:46Save it for yourself
00:28:48You son of a bitch
00:28:50Hear me
00:28:52All this and plenty more
00:28:54If you go stick your fucking nose somewhere else
00:28:59I'll shove it up your fucking ass
00:29:01Riley!
00:29:03Cut this good cop shit out of you
00:29:06There's only one way
00:29:08Always
00:29:12This bitch wants to hit me
00:29:14Bitch, you're about to pay for that
00:29:15You know that, right?
00:29:28Shit
00:29:55Seamus!
00:29:58Seamus!
00:30:09I got a 10-13
00:30:10Officer down, officer down
00:30:12I need backup fast
00:30:14It's Seamus
00:30:18Listen
00:30:19Fuck!
00:30:28Hey
00:30:32Seamus
00:30:38Everything alright?
00:30:43What do you mean?
00:30:44Was he injured?
00:30:54Oh, Riley
00:30:55That's a good one
00:30:56I mean, it's really cruel
00:30:57But it's a good one
00:30:58Now, where's Seamus?
00:31:03Riley, this isn't fucking funny anymore
00:31:05Where is he?
00:31:08His body's in the morgue
00:31:09He's in his first aid
00:31:21How could you let this happen?
00:31:23You're his partner
00:31:24You're his partner
00:31:25You're supposed to protect him
00:31:26Where were you?
00:31:27Where were you?
00:31:29Where were you?
00:31:55The entire corporate family here at Craven Corp
00:31:57is saddened by the tragic events that have occurred here
00:32:01Our condolences go out to the Kilpatrick family
00:32:03their friends
00:32:05and their colleagues
00:32:06Mr. Craven! Mr. Craven!
00:32:08Mr. Craven
00:32:09Can you tell us why Detective Kilpatrick
00:32:11may have been at your offices so late last night?
00:32:13I can only speculate
00:32:15I assume that he was following the lead
00:32:17with all the arrests that he's made
00:32:19on a local drug dealer in the area
00:32:21Mr. Craven! Mr. Craven!
00:32:23Can you please say you're involved in the crimes?
00:32:27No comment
00:32:28Mr. Craven!
00:32:29He is here at the funeral service
00:32:30but requested that the press refrain
00:32:32from speaking with the Kilpatrick family
00:32:34in this time of mourning
00:32:36Annie and Gerald, back to you
00:32:38Today is a day of mourning in our city
00:32:41as famous local hero and newly appointed
00:32:43Chief Detective Seamus Kilpatrick
00:32:46was tragically killed in the line of duty last night
00:32:49at a Craven Corp warehouse
00:32:51Sources say that Kilpatrick
00:32:53who was just appointed as Chief Detective
00:32:55was getting ready to crack down on a major bust
00:32:58when he was gunned down by a vicious killer
00:33:00who was yet to be apprehended
00:33:02Sources also say that Kilpatrick
00:33:04was on the verge of a huge case
00:33:06that would have helped our city
00:33:08stay a lot safer
00:33:10But for now, we'll never know
00:33:22Do you know the difference between a funeral and a trade show?
00:33:26I'm insulted by that, Chief Harris
00:33:28You and your crony over here know exactly why I'm here
00:33:32Now I can forgive and forget
00:33:34all the raids and investigations
00:33:36Mr. Kilpatrick did on my organization
00:33:39Was doing his job, I suppose
00:33:42Hate to see him go
00:33:43Had damn good fashion sense
00:33:46Looks like I've won out my welcome over here
00:33:49We don't kill Patrick
00:33:51If there's anything you need, in terms of money
00:33:56Feel free to call my people
00:34:16I'm gonna help him out as much as I can
00:34:19Here he comes
00:34:20Look, Flanagan
00:34:22We all know how you feel
00:34:24Sir, with all due respect
00:34:26You have no idea how I'm feeling
00:34:28Excuse me
00:34:45Thank you
00:35:02I'll hold him up, okay?
00:35:07You remember our wedding?
00:35:10Yeah, I can never forget
00:35:12It was the best wedding ever
00:35:14Except, we had a few quick shots and then...
00:35:20This is the spot
00:35:23This is where we said
00:35:26The best two of us parted
00:35:30How could this happen?
00:35:33What am I gonna do without Seamus?
00:35:39Seamus will always be with you
00:35:42You don't really believe that, do you?
00:35:48I just thought that you did
00:35:50All I'm saying is that he's dead
00:35:52That's a lie
00:35:55He was murdered in cold blood by a complete animal
00:35:59Where is the peace and justice in that?
00:36:01Calm down
00:36:02I'll calm down when you catch him
00:36:05I'm our best detective, so I don't have anything to worry about
00:36:08Your best detective is dead
00:36:38What the hell?
00:37:08What the hell?
00:37:16You like me?
00:37:19You get the thoughts of your fucking self as well, right?
00:37:38What the fuck?
00:38:06Excuse me guys
00:38:07Excuse me
00:38:09Excuse me
00:38:11Excuse me
00:38:13Excuse me
00:38:26Excuse me
00:38:35Excuse me
00:38:37Excuse me
00:38:40Money, money, money
00:38:41Bitch, that's what I'm chasing
00:38:43Yeah, I'm balling off the gym
00:38:44I got that throwback paper
00:38:46Guns are out
00:38:47Pass the bottle
00:38:48What you ain't know?
00:38:49Fly as a pelican
00:38:50Think I'm lying?
00:38:51Ask your hoe
00:38:52I keep a couple of clips
00:38:54Cause these niggas stay hatin'
00:38:55I'm debatin'
00:38:56Oh, should I tombstone or cremate him?
00:38:59Uh, I'm on the roll
00:39:00Ain't no way you can stop me
00:39:01Well, well, well
00:39:03Flip the clap for us, man
00:39:06You in for this?
00:39:08You don't think I made it worth your while, do you?
00:39:10You don't think I'm trustworthy?
00:39:13Well, neither is someone that puts his colleague in danger
00:39:16But I still trust you
00:39:18Speaking of trust
00:39:20Can I get some privacy in the department?
00:39:23Of course
00:39:24Slug
00:39:25Enjoy your day here, good time
00:39:27Drinks on me
00:39:28I got you, Mr. Grave
00:39:37It's just a little hard to deny you
00:39:43At least I am a woman
00:39:50You're lucky
00:39:51Yeah
00:39:52Make sure all he does is answer you
00:39:54You're the butt of all the motherfuckin' niggas
00:39:59How do you know?
00:40:01I've raised his gut all my life
00:40:03Don't you know?
00:40:05Let me get on them niggas
00:40:07Cop a squat, fuckin' relax
00:40:09And shit on them niggas
00:40:10Speaking of good times
00:40:12Check out Debra over here
00:40:14Lurkin' in the cut, movin' up
00:40:16Like I'm old school
00:40:18Underground like a moho
00:40:20Rainin' supreme like thunderstorms
00:40:23That'll be all
00:40:24For now
00:40:25Until I need you again
00:40:27You know how it is
00:40:30You know, you're one of my best employees
00:40:32It's all about the trust
00:40:33Ha ha ha
00:40:37I'm sure it was a good idea getting him to do it
00:40:41It's a little weird
00:40:44Yeah
00:40:45He didn't even look down here
00:41:03And you, and you get the power
00:41:05Trap at the crack with the crack weed and power
00:41:08Leave out every dollar and alert when opportunity knocks
00:41:12And bounce your guac when you out
00:41:26Camo!
00:41:27Camo!
00:41:35You don't believe in life after death?
00:41:45Survival
00:41:47Or death
00:41:48Chief Investigator
00:41:51Camo!
00:41:58Alert!
00:42:00Be careful
00:42:24Riley!
00:42:26Hey, pipe down son
00:42:28You're going to wake the dead
00:42:56You missing something there, Sherlock?
00:43:02Don't mention it
00:43:04You know what we do here?
00:43:22Where the hell is my phone?
00:43:25My gun?
00:43:28I'm going to call my partner, hold your phone
00:43:32What the hell is so funny?
00:43:34I don't think you understand
00:43:36I don't think you fucking understand
00:43:38I need your goddamn phone now
00:43:40It's police business, motherfucker
00:43:42You're going about this all the wrong way
00:43:44See, most people when they come here
00:43:46They might ask a couple of questions
00:43:48Maybe about what it's like to stay here
00:43:50Maybe how to get out
00:43:52Rarely does anybody ever come here and threaten my ass
00:43:57Unlock the fucking door now!
00:44:00The man has the key
00:44:02Then get your manager in here!
00:44:04What are you going to do when you're alive?
00:44:07There's no getting out of here until the man calls for you
00:44:10Alive?
00:44:11What is this some kind of sick fucking joke?
00:44:13I tend not to joke about things like this, Seamus
00:44:16That way I might not cross over either
00:44:19How the hell do you know my name?
00:44:23Seamus Kilpatrick
00:44:26Recently promoted Chief Investigator
00:44:29Married to Mary Collins Kilpatrick
00:44:31No children, despite her best efforts
00:44:35Cause of death
00:44:36Murder
00:44:37That boy's good
00:44:39Yeah, but it doesn't get any easier, does it?
00:44:41If I could
00:44:43I'd feel sorry for these poor bastards
00:44:53Calm yourself down, son
00:44:55How long are you going to keep yourself in shock?
00:44:57How long is it going to take for you to accept the facts that you're dead, Seamus?
00:45:00But I can't be
00:45:02Tonight with Mary I was supposed to
00:45:04Marry?
00:45:05That was probably days ago
00:45:07Time here is different
00:45:10Come on
00:45:11Let me introduce you to someone who regulars
00:45:14Come in
00:45:18Hey, Leo, how are you?
00:45:19I'm doing good, Kiri, how are you?
00:45:21I'm alright
00:45:22Mm-hmm
00:45:23How's everything going?
00:45:24Stressful
00:45:25I heard you got a promotion
00:45:26Congratulations
00:45:27Thank you
00:45:28Hey, Billy wants to make sure that everything is okay
00:45:31And see if you have any questions
00:45:33Tell William everything's fine
00:45:35Thanks for the alcohol
00:45:36And no alcohol
00:45:37And no alcohol
00:45:38And no alcohol
00:45:39And no alcohol
00:45:40And no alcohol
00:45:41And no alcohol
00:45:42And no alcohol
00:45:43And no, I don't have any questions
00:45:44Alright
00:45:45Now, last time you were here
00:45:46Mm-hmm
00:45:47You were a little shaky on the spirit guides
00:45:49Is that any better?
00:45:50Yeah
00:45:51Yes, a lot better
00:45:53Good, hey, I need to talk to you about something
00:45:55Yeah, before that
00:45:56How about we do a toast on your promotion, please?
00:45:59Funny you should say that
00:46:00That's what I need to talk to you about
00:46:02Okay
00:46:03Do me a favor
00:46:04Before you go on
00:46:06Lay off the alcohol
00:46:08Are you serious?
00:46:09Yeah
00:46:10Trust me
00:46:11You'll do much better without it
00:46:13Okay?
00:46:14But...
00:46:15Have a good show
00:46:16And I'll see you out there
00:46:17Alright?
00:46:18Alright
00:46:19Sam, need makeup
00:46:27Hey, bartender
00:46:28Hair of the dog that killed me
00:46:31I know, hurry up and wait
00:46:34Did they at least get that bathroom crater?
00:46:36I told you everything I know
00:46:38What's it look like?
00:46:39I'll show you
00:46:44You're the detective
00:46:45Why don't you figure it out?
00:46:55What the hell is so goddamn funny?
00:46:58Nothing
00:46:59It's a brilliant idea
00:47:00It always gets my mind going
00:47:02It's a wonderful feeling
00:47:03You ought to try it sometime
00:47:07You were the best, weren't you?
00:47:08Why don't you find out for yourself?
00:47:18Does that answer your question?
00:47:24My, my, my
00:47:26Haven't you been sleeping better looking all summer?
00:47:29My, la, la
00:47:30Your usual
00:47:34I'm sure I can come up with ways to make him stay with us
00:47:37Not that there's any other way
00:47:40Oh? What about the mediums?
00:47:42I... Shut up
00:47:45There are people down here with abilities, Alexa, which you'd never believe
00:47:50What do you mean, like psychics?
00:47:53They're not the quacks you people think they are
00:47:55It's a painless procedure
00:47:56If you can stand those damn TV talk shows
00:47:59At the cost of your soul
00:48:01Nearly everything you do down there, Shane, still leads the way to you
00:48:04So there's nothing left
00:48:06It can get you out of here
00:48:08Really fast
00:48:18But remember, you better concentrate
00:48:37Finally something I recognize
00:48:42I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I'm going home
00:48:45Don't you understand? There is no home for you
00:48:47You no longer exist in this world
00:48:49I understand you've been taking too many of those damn shots you've been giving me
00:48:52I know who I am and where I want to go
00:49:06Where am I?
00:49:07Well, you're not in Kansas anymore, Thodo
00:49:13Listen, lady
00:49:14Lila
00:49:15Alright, Lila
00:49:16I'm not playing any games here, okay?
00:49:20This is my life, and I need to get back to my wife
00:49:23I've got a job to do
00:49:24You certainly do
00:49:26You have to avenge your death
00:49:28And get justice for those who made you suffer
00:49:31The only thing I'm suffering from
00:49:33Is this headache you're giving me by trying to convince me that I'm dead
00:49:35You are dead
00:49:37Why would I lie about something like that?
00:49:40Alright
00:49:41If I'm dead, this streetcar won't kill me
00:49:45This guy's going to blow his little horn
00:49:47And I'm going to jump off the tracks
00:49:56This guy's worth it
00:49:57He broke it or something
00:49:58At least I know this guy can see
00:50:06What the hell?
00:50:08I can't move!
00:50:09Help me out!
00:50:10Not until you believe in me
00:50:12I'll tell you what I fucking believe, lady
00:50:14Get out of your fucking mind if you don't help me out of this goddamn track!
00:50:17Stay in your zone
00:50:24Eddie, watch this
00:50:29What the hell did you put in that shot?
00:50:32What are you doing?
00:50:34You are just looking good
00:50:36You really want to know how I feel?
00:50:38Of course I do
00:50:39What the fuck was that about?
00:50:41Leaving me at the piano bar, you asshole
00:50:43I was probably drunk
00:50:45Yeah, between the alcohol and the drugs
00:50:47I'm surprised you remember my name
00:50:49So I guess
00:50:50Getting together after the show is out of the question?
00:50:52You're the psychic
00:50:53Why don't you tell me?
00:50:57Alright, Mr. Johnson
00:50:58There you go
00:50:59It's Leo
00:51:00No, it's asshole
00:51:03Whatever
00:51:04Looks good
00:51:05If you don't mind
00:51:06I need some time alone to confer my spirit guides
00:51:08And the forces beyond before I go on
00:51:10Alright, Mr. Johnson
00:51:11Enjoy the show, asshole
00:51:13It's Leo
00:51:14No, it's asshole
00:51:18And welcome everybody to the show
00:51:30It's Leo
00:51:31No, it's asshole
00:51:32It's Leo
00:51:33No, it's asshole
00:51:34It's Leo
00:51:35No, it's asshole
00:51:36It's Leo
00:51:37No, it's asshole
00:51:38It's Leo
00:51:39No, it's asshole
00:51:40It's Leo
00:51:41No, it's asshole
00:51:42It's Leo
00:51:43No, it's asshole
00:51:44It's Leo
00:51:45No, it's asshole
00:51:46It's Leo
00:51:47No, it's asshole
00:51:48It's Leo
00:51:49No, it's asshole
00:51:50It's Leo
00:51:51No, it's asshole
00:51:52It's Leo
00:51:53No, it's asshole
00:51:54It's Leo
00:51:55No, it's asshole
00:51:56It's Leo
00:51:57No, it's asshole
00:51:58It's Leo
00:51:59No, it's asshole
00:52:00It's Leo
00:52:01No, it's asshole
00:52:02It's Leo
00:52:15Please don't hurt me
00:52:17You act as if you've never seen a ghost before
00:52:22Honestly
00:52:23It's disgusting.
00:52:24If there's one thing I hate, it's a lie.
00:52:25Well, I'm going to change that.
00:52:26I'm going to show you, buddy.
00:52:27Now get your ass out there and do it.
00:52:28Now!
00:52:29I have a special surprise for you.
00:52:44Tonight we'll be discussing life beyond the grave.
00:52:47And I have a special guest.
00:52:48He's a world-renowned psychic, Mr. Leo Johnson, everybody.
00:52:53Leo!
00:52:54How you doing?
00:52:55Things are going well?
00:52:56Yeah.
00:52:57Yeah, they're going pretty well.
00:52:59Thanks for asking.
00:53:00Well, good.
00:53:01Good.
00:53:02What's happening with you?
00:53:03Well, I have a book out now.
00:53:04Really?
00:53:05It's called Leo the Great.
00:53:06And I'm going to be going on a tour, a book signing tour, around local places in your
00:53:11nearest city.
00:53:12Great.
00:53:13Well, I took the liberty.
00:53:14Everyone, we have a surprise.
00:53:15You're all going to be receiving a copy of Leo's book, Leo the Great.
00:53:21Now it's time for those questions that I know you've all been dying to ask.
00:53:25So let's start with this lady right here in the front.
00:53:27My husband died 14 years ago, and last year I met this amazing man.
00:53:34We've gone out on several dates, but I feel like my husband doesn't approve.
00:53:40Can you tell me if he thinks it's all right for me to start dating again?
00:53:44He says let the past be just that.
00:53:47Go on your dates.
00:53:49Life's too short.
00:53:50Next.
00:53:51Hey!
00:53:52Me!
00:53:53Hey!
00:53:54I'm Ms. Susie Fletcher, and I want to know how my Harold is doing.
00:54:04I'm getting something, Ms. Susie.
00:54:06Yes?
00:54:07It's getting clearer.
00:54:08Yes?
00:54:09Mr. Fletcher tells me when he's not thinking of you, even heaven seems like hell.
00:54:16Oh!
00:54:17Harold!
00:54:18Harold!
00:54:19Oh!
00:54:20How about it?
00:54:23Let me have my producer, Kiri, come down, and she's going to take you to our green room
00:54:26so you can talk to our counselor.
00:54:28You shameless old heathen!
00:54:29How dare you say that about God's kingdom?
00:54:30You son of a!
00:54:31I think this is a good time to break for a commercial, everybody.
00:54:37We'll be right back.
00:54:40Yay!
00:54:41Oh!
00:54:42Oh!
00:54:43When did you get so good?
00:54:45I guess it was overnight.
00:54:47Well, look.
00:54:48The network suits are looking for me to find a show to fill a time slot after mine, something
00:54:53to keep my viewers watching.
00:54:55A Leo Johnson show is not out of the question.
00:54:59You keep this up, it'll be a reality.
00:55:02As long as I can call it The Other Side with Leo Johnson.
00:55:08Don't push it, Leo.
00:55:09These fuckers won't let me call this three ring circus BSing with Billy.
00:55:18So that's what talking to The Other Side is like?
00:55:21Kind of put you in a whole other league, doesn't it?
00:55:23Yes!
00:55:24Now let's talk about what you can do for me.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:27What can I do to help someone who's dead?
00:55:30I'm not dead!
00:55:31Wait!
00:55:32I'm sorry!
00:55:33Come back!
00:55:34I'm sorry!
00:55:35Leo!
00:55:36You alright?
00:55:37I'm fine, Billy.
00:55:38Okay.
00:55:41Damn.
00:55:42At least up there we have a sense of humor.
00:55:50No.
00:55:58It's gonna fucking break.
00:56:09Shit.
00:56:24Losing to Leo Johnson.
00:56:26Get it together, buddy.
00:56:28You do realize you're the only person I can interact with down here.
00:56:32And you definitely wouldn't be my first choice.
00:56:36Yeah, so?
00:56:37So, I need you to help figure out who did this to me.
00:56:41That's a big deal up there.
00:56:43So you need me to get you a detective?
00:56:45Hell no.
00:56:46First off, if you try to explain this to anybody, they're gonna lock you up in the damn loony bin.
00:56:51And second, this is my case.
00:56:54I know who to question to get to Rich Craven.
00:56:56Whoa, wait up.
00:56:57Rich Craven?
00:56:58No, deal's off, man.
00:56:59You're out your mind.
00:57:00I'm not sticking my neck out for some corpse I just met five minutes ago.
00:57:03Plus, you've seen his bodyguards, right?
00:57:05I'm no detective.
00:57:07But I am.
00:57:08And this will work.
00:57:10You honestly think that hokey channeling-the-spirit shit you pulled out there is gonna work with your TV deal?
00:57:18That Billy Rivers guy loved us, man.
00:57:22Wait, us?
00:57:35Hey.
00:57:53Hey, Riley.
00:57:54Hey, Drew.
00:57:55Is that Shane's stuff?
00:57:56Oh, yeah, I was just packing that up.
00:57:58I'll take a look at it.
00:57:59Alright, I'll be at my desk if you need me.
00:58:06Shit.
00:58:21Dammit!
00:58:22Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:58:23Are you okay?
00:58:27I'm fine.
00:58:29Alright, uh, that's cool.
00:58:36Hey.
00:58:41You sneaky bastard.
00:58:45Go get me two beers.
00:58:46Yeah.
00:58:49Go!
00:58:51Yes, ma'am.
00:58:56He had his wireless that night.
00:58:57You knew about this?
00:58:59No surprise to kill Patrick never shared it with you.
00:59:02A couple years ago, he started carrying around these wireless devices to obtain undercover confessions, amongst other things.
00:59:08Let me see that.
00:59:12It looks like a CM45 model.
00:59:14It's designed to be easily used, easily hidden, and for complete computer interaction.
00:59:20This means he captured his entire murder platoon.
00:59:24Ah, technically it's digital.
00:59:26Oh, you know what I mean.
00:59:27Look, can you take this and figure out where?
00:59:30Wait, you don't even know where he recorded this stuff?
00:59:32Nah, he would always just hand me these disks with evidence files on them.
00:59:38If I had the computer, I could easily detect if this particular microphone was used with that interface.
00:59:46It doesn't work the other way around, though.
00:59:48Well, in that case, I give you permission to check every computer in this precinct.
00:59:52We need to find these files and fast.
00:59:54Alright, Chief, it's gonna take some time, but I'll get it.
01:00:01Fuck.
01:00:02Survival or death.
01:00:06Hey.
01:00:07Hi.
01:00:08Hey, Nikki, I presume?
01:00:09Wow, you didn't have to talk to the dead for that one, did you?
01:00:11No, I didn't.
01:00:12Right this way.
01:00:13Alright.
01:00:16I don't like that vintage wear.
01:00:18Thank you.
01:00:24Play now, pay later?
01:00:26I don't know, what do you think?
01:00:27Well, if he just tries to fucking run, we can always cut his dick off.
01:00:32Buck?
01:00:34The other side with Leo Johnson?
01:00:36You have another personality?
01:00:38No, I'm a psychic.
01:00:40Oh!
01:00:41Like the other world.
01:00:43Yes.
01:00:45Interesting.
01:00:53Would you all like a drink?
01:00:54Sure, why not?
01:00:56Sure, what you got?
01:00:58I got the best alcohol.
01:01:00Nice.
01:01:01Pour it up.
01:01:14Ooh, this smells like that good shit.
01:01:17Leo Johnson has always the good shit.
01:01:19Hmm.
01:01:20Let's toast on that?
01:01:21Salud.
01:01:22Salud.
01:01:27Hmm.
01:01:30Watch y'all dance for me.
01:01:57We're waiting for the sunlight.
01:02:16Hey buddy.
01:02:17What the hell are you doing here?
01:02:20I'm just checking your progress.
01:02:23And it doesn't look like you've gotten too far.
01:02:25Unless you're James Bond.
01:02:27And let's face it, we both know you're not.
01:02:29Get out of here! Anyone can see that I'm busy!
01:02:34Baby, did you say something?
01:02:37No, I'm just talking to myself.
01:02:39That's what crazy people do.
01:02:43And you would be crazy for trying to ignore me.
01:02:45Just shut up and let me be!
01:02:47Look, I didn't mean anything by the crazy gesture, I was just pointing.
01:02:51Oh no, it's not you.
01:02:53You know she might have a point.
01:02:55Alright, just shut up and let me be!
01:02:59You know what?
01:03:01You can just keep on talking this shit.
01:03:03That'll be $50 extra.
01:03:05And if you keep acting like this, you can kiss the Leo Johnson shit goodbye.
01:03:10Alright, dammit.
01:03:13We'll do this.
01:03:14Now get the fuck out!
01:03:16No baby, let's hope we do this.
01:03:22Ladies!
01:03:28I just wanted to tell you that you've inspired me to get in touch with my own inner spirits.
01:03:32Always good to meet someone else with a gift.
01:03:35I know, right?
01:03:36Our parents always thought I was crazy.
01:03:38But we proved them wrong.
01:03:40We always do.
01:03:41I'm gonna have to go with all the mom and dad on this one.
01:03:45Can you tell me how my Joe Bob is doing?
01:03:52Old Joe Bob.
01:03:53Sure was a faithful little guy.
01:03:59Joe says, even though he's already passed on,
01:04:03he will continue loving you the way he loved you on Earth.
01:04:09Were you two married?
01:04:12Joe Bob was my golden retriever.
01:04:16I'll teach you to improvise, you jackass.
01:04:22Sometimes, when a pet relationship is so strong,
01:04:27the spirits see it as a marriage.
01:04:31You two will be even closer in the afterlife.
01:04:37Thank you.
01:04:38You're welcome.
01:04:40Good show.
01:04:41No!
01:04:42Great show.
01:04:43How on Earth do you do it, Johnson?
01:04:46It doesn't take a genius to sign your own name.
01:04:48Cut the crap, you know what I'm talking about.
01:04:51Did any stranger ask any of you questions, say,
01:04:56about any dead relatives before entering today?
01:05:00No.
01:05:01No.
01:05:02No.
01:05:03No.
01:05:04No.
01:05:05No.
01:05:06No.
01:05:07No.
01:05:08No.
01:05:09No.
01:05:10No.
01:05:11No.
01:05:12No.
01:05:13No.
01:05:14No.
01:05:15No.
01:05:16No.
01:05:17No.
01:05:18No.
01:05:19No.
01:05:20No.
01:05:21No.
01:05:22No.
01:05:23No.
01:05:24No.
01:05:25No.
01:05:26No.
01:05:27No.
01:05:28No.
01:05:29No.
01:05:30No.
01:05:31No.
01:05:32No.
01:05:33No.
01:05:34No.
01:05:35No.
01:05:36No.
01:05:37No.
01:05:38No.
01:05:39No.
01:05:40No.
01:05:41No.
01:05:42No.
01:05:43No.
01:05:48But what can you expect from an ex-marine?
01:05:51What do I do here?
01:05:53I have a question!
01:05:56Any word from my dear departed grandmother from the afterlife?
01:06:05An older man, an Albert or an Alan, he wants to know how little stink he's been doing.
01:06:14Uncle Hal?
01:06:19Scammer.
01:06:29See you, Leo.
01:06:31Hiya, Billy.
01:06:35Bye.
01:06:565, 4, 3, 2, 1.
01:06:59Thank you.
01:07:03Welcome, everybody. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:05I'm Billy Rivers, and we're going to start right away for you,
01:07:08bringing back by popular demand a very well-known psychic, Leo Johnson.
01:07:20Glad to have you back on the show.
01:07:21Thank you. Pleasure's all mine, Billy.
01:07:23I'm actually getting a very strong presence.
01:07:25Really?
01:07:26It's one that's been haunting me these past few days.
01:07:28And it's gotten a little bit more insistent.
01:07:31Holtergeist perhaps?
01:07:32No. Actually, the name I'm getting is, uh, Shea.
01:07:38Maybe Seamus?
01:07:41Do these names ring any bells with anyone who's passed?
01:07:44Of course, we all know Seamus Kilpatrick, who we lost recently.
01:07:48Outstanding detective and all-around good guy.
01:07:55We'll be right back after this commercial.
01:07:58Thank you.
01:08:28No.
01:08:33Barrett! Barrett!
01:08:44What the fuck was that?
01:08:45I don't know. You're supposed to be the fucking paranormal expert.
01:08:48Oh, come on.
01:08:49Dude, either way, you're the one that let her go.
01:08:51Me? I wasn't the one who was driving.
01:08:54Our driver is only good as the car, and you, my friend, are a fuckin' pinto.
01:08:59You asshole, you really think I love burnin' around, not knowin' where the hell I'm gonna be in five minutes?
01:09:04You honestly think this has been easy for me? Think this has been a fuckin' picnic?
01:09:08You have the worst B.O. ever. You smell like shit.
01:09:12Seamus, I have large sweat glands.
01:09:14I bet you do.
01:09:15We need to get back to the show so we can finish up.
01:09:17Let's go.
01:09:18Let's go. Come on! Come on!
01:09:21Leo, what's the matter with you? I thought you were a professional.
01:09:34Why the look of panic? You look as though you've seen a ghost.
01:09:37No, but apparently I've fuckin' become one now. I mean, what am I, poltergeist?
01:09:42What? Why the sudden identity crisis?
01:09:46I saw it. And I wanted to run to it, but I couldn't.
01:09:51And then I'm inside Leo Johnson's body, controlling it.
01:09:56How quickly our boys learn. It usually takes them longer to discover possession. Makes me proud.
01:10:03Possession?
01:10:05Cut it out, Ike. You're scaring him.
01:10:08I'm not a fuckin' child. I mean, what's this possession crap about? What am I, a demon?
01:10:13Exactly. If you're not careful.
01:10:18All in due time.
01:10:23Well, wasn't that fun?
01:10:25No, actually, that guy smells like shit.
01:10:27But think about it. You're a god. And that fool becomes your avatar. And you can do everything you did in the living world.
01:10:35Yeah, for all five minutes.
01:10:37Keep trying. You'll get better at it.
01:10:39At the cost of your soul, Seamus.
01:10:42But I can't let Kraven go after my partner. And especially my wife. I have to protect her.
01:10:50You want revenge?
01:10:53It's a one-way ticket down there.
01:10:55It completes our unfinished business here. We can go on from here.
01:11:00Just think about why you do the things that you do.
01:11:15Ooh, now that's what I'm talking about. And then what would you do to me?
01:11:31And then I'd strangle you.
01:11:34Ooh.
01:11:35And then I'd reappear.
01:11:38Fuck it up!
01:11:40What the hell did I tell you about that?
01:11:43What? I gotta get your attention somehow, don't I?
01:11:47And you're actually right where I want you to be.
01:11:49In the middle of phone sex?
01:11:51A little too much information for me, buddy.
01:11:54Now pick up your phone.
01:11:57Dial this number. 555-6025.
01:12:04Who the hell am I calling?
01:12:08Mary.
01:12:09Haven't I done enough damage to this girl already?
01:12:11We're gonna prove ourselves to her, okay? Just repeat after me.
01:12:15Hello?
01:12:16Hello, is this Mary Kilpatrick?
01:12:18Oh, look, is this the reporter from The Time? Because I already told you, I'm not doing interviews.
01:12:22Go to my computer.
01:12:23No, I need you to go to your computer.
01:12:25My computer? Who is this?
01:12:28Go to my account.
01:12:29I need you to go into Seamus' account.
01:12:33Go to the folder marked Porn.
01:12:35And go to the- What?!
01:12:38Look, this is pretty cruel. So if you want to have some fun, why don't you just call up a radio station or something?
01:12:43Porn folder, man! Just say it!
01:12:45I need you to go to the Porn folder.
01:12:47Fuck you!
01:12:57Well, that definitely could have gone a little bit better.
01:12:59You think? We just asked your wife to go through your spank stash.
01:13:03There's no porn in there. I marked it Porn so she would stay out of it.
01:13:08Then what's so important now? Why change your mind?
01:13:10You'll see. You got a cell phone?
01:13:12Yes, but I don't get free nights.
01:13:15Does it look like I give a shit? Dial our number.
01:13:25Tell her that the folder's not what it seems, okay?
01:13:28What?
01:13:29Look, the folder doesn't have any porn in it. It-
01:13:32Who the hell is this?
01:13:33Listen to me!
01:13:35Alright, now I need you to open up that file and-
01:13:39Is this- Is this Leo Johnson? The psychic?
01:13:43Yes, it's me. Now when you-
01:13:52Not impressed by a celebrity, I guess.
01:13:55You know, it's funny because you're actually all she used to watch.
01:14:03On to plan B.
01:14:05Plan B?
01:14:32What?
01:14:49Hello?
01:14:50I can prove to you that I'm not crazy.
01:14:53Seamus told me he needed you to access a file.
01:14:56The password is sweetcheeks69.
01:15:03There goes more minutes.
01:15:05Well, if somebody would get to the fucking point.
01:15:08We're trying to prove to her that I'm-
01:15:11That you're not a figment of my imagination?
01:15:14Something like that.
01:15:18I think I got this taken care of.
01:15:33Excuse me. Is Mary Kilpatrick here?
01:15:37Sorry, she's not in the office.
01:15:39Do you mind if I use your phone?
01:15:41Sure, go ahead.
01:15:42Thank you.
01:15:43Hey, Zach, what's up?
01:15:44There's a picture of you and Seamus in your bedroom at the park.
01:15:47He says it's his favorite.
01:15:48It's her favorite.
01:15:49He says it's your favorite picture.
01:15:50How in the hell did you find out where I work?
01:15:52I told you. Seamus told me.
01:15:54Watch your tongue.
01:15:55Are you kidding?
01:15:56Show your face.
01:15:57I knew you would.
01:15:58I knew you would.
01:15:59All right, I can't wait to see the picture.
01:16:01Oh, it's okay.
01:16:02I thought I saw it.
01:16:03I'm not gonna show you.
01:16:04You'll think I'm crazy!
01:16:05No, I'm not.
01:16:06You can't be crazy.
01:16:07You're crazy.
01:16:08No, I'm not like that.
01:16:09No, I'm not.
01:16:10I'm not like that.
01:16:11I told you, Seamus told me.
01:16:12Watch your tone with my wife.
01:16:14Look, tell her about the mimes and the juice day.
01:16:18Look, I don't know who you're trying to fool,
01:16:20but I mean, this is getting ridiculous.
01:16:22Listen, you remember that night?
01:16:24It was your honeymoon, and you and Seamus
01:16:26were making fun of the mimes, and he spilled juice
01:16:29all over both of y'all at the picnic?
01:16:32Look, you obnoxious asshole, I don't
01:16:33know who you think you're trying to fool
01:16:35or what you're trying to do, but the next time you call me,
01:16:37it's going to be from Central Lockup
01:16:38because I'm going to have the police on your ass so fast.
01:16:43Mary.
01:16:45God, your wife is such a bitch.
01:16:47What the fuck did I tell you about that?
01:16:49I know that she would always be.
01:16:51I know that she would always be.
01:16:52Look, just leave me the fuck alone.
01:16:59Oh, Riley, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
01:17:03No, look, can you please come over?
01:17:09OK, thank you.
01:17:25Hey, I got here as fast as I could.
01:17:27You OK?
01:17:29I'm fine.
01:17:31Thank you.
01:17:35So what's going on?
01:17:38I've been getting these phone calls,
01:17:41like the same person every night.
01:17:43Like a stalker?
01:17:44Kind of, talking about Seamus.
01:17:48I think he knows where I live.
01:17:52Would you mind?
01:17:55I've got extra clothes in the car.
01:17:57I can stay as long as you need me to.
01:17:59Thank you.
01:18:01Am I right or am I right?
01:18:03Yes, yes, he certainly knew how to hold his own with a bottle.
01:18:06Oh, come on, putting a lampshade on his head,
01:18:09coming out wearing your underwear, that is overboard.
01:18:12You said you weren't going to bring that up again.
01:18:15Some things just bear repeating.
01:18:17Like the one where y'all busted the front of the tree.
01:18:19I can't believe you would even bring that up.
01:18:21I went there.
01:18:23Look, there weren't as many women on the horse back then,
01:18:26and somebody had to step up.
01:18:28Hey, it's OK.
01:18:29You looked really hot.
01:18:30You were a really hot hooker.
01:18:31Or maybe it was just my shoes.
01:18:35Hey, at least I didn't do it willingly.
01:18:37Oh, oh, you called, stumbling into my closet,
01:18:40announcing that Sir Riley requested costume change
01:18:44for the lady of the court, willingly?
01:18:47All right, all right, oops.
01:18:50Man, it sucks with everyone.
01:18:54Yeah, tell me about it.
01:18:56It is too quiet.
01:18:58Usually about this time,
01:19:00you'd be on that laptop thing clacking around.
01:19:04He had a new program.
01:19:05He never would tell me what the hell it was.
01:19:07It sounded like he was downloading
01:19:09old gangster serials or something.
01:19:12Gangster serials?
01:19:14Yeah.
01:19:15I mean, everything that he'd play
01:19:16sounded exactly the same.
01:19:17Like, you won't pin this on me,
01:19:19or boss has got the department in the palm of his hand.
01:19:22You know, that kind of stuff.
01:19:24But what do you expect from someone
01:19:26who just had to be detective, huh?
01:19:29Yeah.
01:19:30Do you mind if I use it?
01:19:31The computer, I mean?
01:19:32No, you're my guest.
01:19:34I haven't checked my email.
01:19:35You're my guest.
01:19:36I'm gonna get ready for bed anyway.
01:20:04Here.
01:20:13Come on, Seamus.
01:20:15I thought we were friends.
01:20:18Hey.
01:20:19Just checking to see if everything's all right in here.
01:20:21Your box was empty.
01:20:23Uh, yeah.
01:20:24Unless I knew a Nigerian prince in a past life.
01:20:29So is that a no on the drink?
01:20:31Yeah, no, I'm good.
01:20:32I think I'm going to turn it down.
01:20:33Okay, well, I got the sofa all set up.
01:20:35Again, thank you so much for doing this.
01:20:37You're welcome.
01:20:38You're welcome.
01:21:08Do you realize what time it is?
01:21:33Mr. Johnson?
01:21:34Um, it's Mary Kilpatrick.
01:21:38So you believe?
01:21:40I don't know anymore.
01:21:41I mean, at this point, it seems like anything is possible.
01:21:45Listen, um, can you come over to my home as soon as you can?
01:21:50I can be there in ten minutes.
01:21:51What's the address?
01:21:53Okay, it's 106...
01:21:54State Drive.
01:21:58State Drive, right?
01:22:00I'm not even going to ask how you knew that, but yes.
01:22:03Okay, thank you.
01:22:04See you soon.
01:22:05Bye.
01:22:07Ten minutes.
01:22:11It'll be good to be home.
01:22:14Where is State Drive, anyway?
01:22:17Oh, don't worry about it.
01:22:18It'll be in directions.
01:22:36It's an ever-repeating cycle we live.
01:22:43When the grand idea's complete, and the damage is done, we'll never...
01:23:07Wait.
01:23:09Use the same knock you used to use with Mary.
01:23:11I want to see her face after this.
01:23:16Cute.
01:23:26Can I help you with something?
01:23:28Is Mary Kilpatrick here?
01:23:31She's in the shower right now, and she didn't tell me she was expecting me.
01:23:34Who the hell are you?
01:23:36I'm Leo Johnson, psychic medium.
01:23:39Alright, yeah, yeah, the guy from TV.
01:23:41Get the fuck out.
01:23:42No, you don't understand.
01:23:44Dude, you understand this.
01:23:45I know you're also the son of a bitch that's been calling that poor girl in there,
01:23:48scaring her out of her wits.
01:23:49Shamus, a little help.
01:23:51Please?
01:23:52You go anywhere near her, and you'll be a stained motherfucking babe.
01:23:57The other officers will probably congratulate me.
01:23:59The other officers will probably congratulate me.
01:24:29What the hell was that back there?
01:24:31That's what I was about to ask you.
01:24:32We need to get you a backbone, man.
01:24:34Backbone?
01:24:35Your wife's new guy would have snapped it.
01:24:38It's nothing like that, okay?
01:24:40I'm sure of it.
01:24:41Not marrying Riley.
01:24:42Oh, so you know Mr. Congeniality?
01:24:46He's my partner.
01:24:48He was my partner.
01:24:50My best friend.
01:24:52Well, looks like he's being more of a friend to Mary than normal.
01:25:00Hey.
01:25:01Hey.
01:25:03I heard someone at the door.
01:25:04Who was it?
01:25:05It was just a Jehovah's Witness trying to convert one of us.
01:25:09I just told him we were descended from prophets, and I think he bought it.
01:25:14Sorry.
01:25:15Just, um, I was waiting for someone.
01:25:18I don't know if it wasn't a Jehovah's Witness.
01:25:20Stop it.
01:25:23I don't know if it was a Jehovah's Witness.
01:25:26I don't know if it was a Jehovah's Witness.
01:25:29Actually, um, I was waiting for Leo Johnson.
01:25:34The guy who's been stalking you?
01:25:36Riley, listen.
01:25:37I think Seamus is trying to tell me something.
01:25:39And I need the expertise of someone like him.
01:25:41Did he say something to put that shit in your head?
01:25:43Don't tell me you buy in all that psychic bullshit.
01:25:46I don't know.
01:25:47I don't know.
01:25:48Look, I don't know why I'm even here if you're inviting the asshole right to your door.
01:25:51And you know Seamus didn't buy into any of that.
01:25:54But it's just that...
01:25:55It's just that what?
01:25:56You want to honor his memory by giving his and your money away,
01:25:58and God knows what else, to some con artist?
01:26:04No, Mary, look.
01:26:05I didn't mean it.
01:26:06Look, I'm sorry.
01:26:07I didn't mean...
01:26:09Look, I may be a little confused right now,
01:26:11but I am not a fucking whore!
01:26:13Get out of my house!
01:26:14Mary, you're making a big mistake.
01:26:16No.
01:26:17My only mistake was letting you come here in the first place.
01:26:21Mary.
01:26:23I love you.
01:26:27You don't even know what the hell you're saying!
01:26:29Just get out!
01:26:32Mary, I just...
01:26:40Yeah, so...
01:26:41Not in any karate class as a kid, huh?
01:26:43I couldn't take all the yelling.
01:26:47Did that mean a little scuffle on the playground?
01:26:49Did that mean a little scuffle on the playground?
01:26:51I prefer to talk my way out of fights.
01:26:53And how'd that work?
01:26:54I got pummeled.
01:26:56Yeah, you probably deserved it.
01:27:04Yeah, where are you?
01:27:05I'm on my way to the nearest open bar.
01:27:07I need a drink after what I just faced.
01:27:09A bar?
01:27:10What happened to ten minutes?
01:27:12You may want to ask your new boyfriend, Riley, right?
01:27:15He's not my boyfriend.
01:27:17He sure looks settled in.
01:27:18I mean, seriously, do you go through any grieving period
01:27:21before you start seeing your husband's best friend?
01:27:24Look, it's nothing like that, okay?
01:27:26I was just scared, and Riley is just...
01:27:28overprotected.
01:27:33Oh, gee, I don't know.
01:27:35Overzealous psychics who won't stop calling and can't explain themselves.
01:27:38Hey, that was more Seamus than me.
01:27:41Actually, that does sound like Seamus.
01:27:43Listen, come to my work tomorrow.
01:27:46It's gonna be closing up, I'll have the laptop,
01:27:48and Seamus, I mean, you, can try that password.
01:27:52Don't worry, I'll be there.
01:27:54Thank you.
01:27:55I would do anything to find my baby's killer.
01:27:58We will. I promise you.
01:28:00Take care.
01:28:01Okay, thank you. Bye.
01:28:09Look, we need to get that recording to Riley or the Chief as soon as possible
01:28:13so we can get Rich Craven behind bars.
01:28:15I know he's your friend and everything,
01:28:17but something just doesn't seem right about that guy.
01:28:20You just met, because he almost made you piss yourself.
01:28:35Come on in.
01:28:37The laptop's all set up.
01:28:40Now go to private, and then go to porno.
01:28:45Don't look at me. This is what he told me to open.
01:28:55Problem?
01:28:59I wish I could talk to him right now.
01:29:02I know it feels the same way.
01:29:10I just want him to know how much I miss him.
01:29:15How hard this is without him here.
01:29:17Mary, he's right here, and he hears you.
01:29:22He can't begin to imagine how much I miss you.
01:29:29I can actually feel his presence in here.
01:29:32That's not uncommon.
01:29:34He says he can't begin to imagine how much.
01:29:40Yes, he can.
01:29:41Yes, he can.
01:29:45We never stop loving each other.
01:29:46Never.
01:29:49We never stop loving each other.
01:29:50We never stop loving each other.
01:29:51We never stop loving each other.
01:29:56We never stop loving each other.
01:30:06Dammit, what did I tell you about that?
01:30:07I'm sorry.
01:30:09I had to do this one last time.
01:30:11Hey, I mean, not that it was so bad.
01:30:14Don't think it's going to happen again, bud.
01:30:18Don't you have some geek work to do here?
01:30:24I told you, the password's sweetcheeks69.
01:30:26I can't figure you out. Are you goofy or fucking perverted?
01:30:34That's the day Seamus was killed.
01:30:37Alright, now double click to play.
01:30:40Go forward about two and a half minutes.
01:30:59What are you doing?
01:31:01I'm taking this to the police.
01:31:02Riley, somebody. Right now.
01:31:05Are you sure you trust that creep?
01:31:06Take it to the chief. Anybody but that guy.
01:31:14Rest in peace, fuckers.
01:31:16Get the fuck in here.
01:31:18You don't want to do this.
01:31:19Oh yeah, I want to do this.
01:31:20Fuckin' right, I want to do this.
01:31:33Am I supposed to get a backbone doing this?
01:31:37Come on.
01:31:57On your feet, scabber.
01:32:00Damn you, fuck.
01:32:02Come on, let's go see if we can catch up with the rest of those goons.
01:32:07Come on.
01:32:14Should we follow them?
01:32:17What does Seamus think we should do?
01:32:36Now I know there is no way in hell that's the same footage I got.
01:32:47What the hell are you talking about?
01:32:49That little stuff film you and Seamus' wife were watching over in the office.
01:32:54It sounded a hell of a lot more exciting than the stuff I got.
01:32:57Wait, how long were you there listening to us?
01:33:00Long enough, Romeo.
01:33:02Damn it, that was Seamus.
01:33:03Yeah, whatever.
01:33:05Anyway.
01:33:07Here, turn this thing on, take a look at it.
01:33:10This should still be in there.
01:33:11Don't leave me.
01:33:13Somebody help me.
01:33:14Mr. Granger, you want me to shut her ass up for good?
01:33:16No, indeed.
01:33:17Let our guest of honor say something.
01:33:19If she so desires to tell us something.
01:33:23You little bitch.
01:33:26What makes you think any of you are going to get away with this?
01:33:29Girly, it's really easy when you have all the evidence.
01:33:35Yeah, well you forget that I'm friends with people on the police force.
01:33:38And when they find out that I'm naked, I'm going to let you guys down like animals.
01:33:42Really now?
01:33:47Why don't we go ahead and call the police?
01:33:53Flanagan.
01:33:54Fraven?
01:33:56You don't count on me this time, do you?
01:33:58Your girlfriend here, Kilpatrick's wife,
01:34:00happens to think that you and your boys are going to hunt me down like an animal.
01:34:04Why don't you let her know why this isn't possible?
01:34:09Riley?
01:34:10He's a predator.
01:34:11He left me downtown at Kirtland's warehouse.
01:34:13Listen, you need to...
01:34:14Mary, I am so sorry.
01:34:16What?
01:34:17I guarantee you, I will get you out of this safely somehow.
01:34:21Just do what he tells you.
01:34:23Mary, I am so sorry.
01:34:25Mary?
01:34:26Mary?
01:34:27Mary?
01:34:28Mary?
01:34:30Not really.
01:34:34I swear to Christ, if you hurt her,
01:34:36I can have my boys surrounding your place at the drop of a dime.
01:34:39Then I'll blow her brains out.
01:34:41Your choice.
01:34:47Oh shit!
01:34:49It's Seamus' partner, Riley.
01:34:52I'm so sorry, man.
01:34:57Tell him to pull the fuck over.
01:34:59Seamus, you know we can't.
01:35:06Pull the fuck over, we're driving!
01:35:08No, no, I ain't letting them jittery asses behind the wheel.
01:35:11That's not the kind of piss we are, Curtis!
01:35:13Seamus!
01:35:15You monster!
01:35:17That'll be enough for you.
01:35:19Lucky.
01:35:23Goddammit, that scammer's paying for my next two puppies.
01:35:26Yeah, but he's not the one who killed the driver.
01:35:28What the hell do you have to say about it? You're dead.
01:35:31Looks like we've hit a critical point.
01:35:34You mean the place where you got killed?
01:35:36And now it's something else, Curtis.
01:35:41Oh shit!
01:35:44Oh shit!
01:35:52That tears it, scammer!
01:35:54And you owe me more than just a fucking tune-up!
01:35:58What?!
01:36:00Looks like we have some unwanted visitors, boys.
01:36:04Take this and the car.
01:36:06We gotta show them what we do to unwanted visitors.
01:36:08I'll take care of it.
01:36:11And you.
01:36:12Stop all your fussing.
01:36:15We've got company.
01:36:25Move.
01:36:28What's the matter?
01:36:29Don't you want to see where your hubby finally got his punishment?
01:36:45You're the one who deserves punishment, you bastard!
01:36:48Yeah, I beg to disagree.
01:36:50What did Seamus Cumpadre do all his life? Serve the law?
01:36:53Not me. I'm above the law.
01:36:56Oh shit. Now let her go.
01:36:59You should be the one to talk, boy. I own you.
01:37:02And what did I tell you?
01:37:04You said come alone, so here I am.
01:37:09Let her go.
01:37:24Hey!
01:37:26What the fuck are you doing here?
01:37:28What the fuck does it look like?
01:37:34Motherfucker that killed my boy Slug, huh?
01:37:36Yeah. In the flesh.
01:37:39Slug.
01:37:40My enemy.
01:37:41Yeah.
01:37:42Yeah, he's that little speed freak with the speech impediment.
01:37:48You know what?
01:37:49Speed freak with the speech impediment.
01:37:54You're a funny motherfucker.
01:37:55Yeah, that's what they tell me.
01:37:57But, uh, it's your time to die now, motherfucker.
01:38:00I think not.
01:38:04Yeah, man.
01:38:09The gun down plan again.
01:38:14You said you weren't going to hurt her.
01:38:17I'm not.
01:38:22You are.
01:38:26Is that all you got, man?
01:38:29Huh?
01:38:31Is that all you got?
01:38:46Fuck!
01:38:49Fuck!
01:38:52What now? Huh?
01:38:55You came into the wrong motherfucker's house.
01:38:57Get your ass up.
01:38:59Fuck!
01:39:10Look around, Flanagan.
01:39:13No witnesses.
01:39:14That's what we said.
01:39:17Except for this one.
01:39:19We're mad.
01:39:30Give my best to Slug.
01:39:44And poor Miss Kilpatrick.
01:39:47Coming back to what her husband was wearing.
01:39:52And with his own gun.
01:39:57And join that lousy son of a bitch.
01:40:00Flanagan.
01:40:02Do the honors.
01:40:05Kill her!
01:40:07Now!
01:40:09Now!
01:40:10Now!
01:40:13You give me no choice.
01:40:16You're just going to have to kill the both of you.
01:40:20Craven!
01:40:21Survival or death.
01:40:28You.
01:40:29You.
01:40:38Holy shit, he grew a pair.
01:40:41Nice shot, too.
01:40:49I've never seen someone killed by a dead man before.
01:40:51So now.
01:40:55Okay, I'll join the fan club.
01:40:57Nice job.
01:40:59Thanks.
01:41:08You fucking traitor!
01:41:09I'm going to kill you!
01:41:10Seamus!
01:41:12Seamus!
01:41:13Leave him alone!
01:41:14Die!
01:41:15Your business is done here!
01:41:16You can cross over now!
01:41:23You've been watching too much damn Leo Johnson.
01:41:26He did it again, didn't he?
01:41:41Alright, I got a man down.
01:41:42Man down.
01:41:43I got one perp.
01:41:44Fred, you got him?
01:41:45Yeah, I got him.
01:41:46Keep him covered.
01:41:47Back away!
01:41:48Back away!
01:41:49Put your hands where I can see them!
01:41:51Oh, it's you!
01:41:52You!
01:41:53You!
01:41:54You son of a bitch!
01:41:55You want to be a criminal?
01:41:56Then I'm going to treat you like one.
01:41:58Get down on your knees!
01:41:59Cross your feet.
01:42:00I'm going to lock your hands behind your head.
01:42:02I'm going to cuff him.
01:42:03If he moves, if he hiccups, he's dead.
01:42:16This is Candace Callahan taking you live to the Craven Corp complex,
01:42:19a real estate mogul and now alleged crime lord, Richard Craven,
01:42:22has been found shot to death.
01:42:24The Craven Corp complex is the same location where beloved chief investigator,
01:42:29Seamus Kilpatrick, was found murdered just weeks earlier.
01:42:32A crime in which Mr. Craven was the supposed gunman.
01:42:35Hey, look, dude, nothing's fooling you now.
01:42:37Whatever comes your way is fooling you.
01:42:39Don't stoop to that level!
01:42:40Don't stoop to his level!
01:42:41No!
01:42:42It's not worth it, Joe!
01:42:43No!
01:42:44It is not worth it!
01:42:45He ain't worth it.
01:42:46He's going to leave.
01:42:47Let me go!
01:42:48Don't stoop to his fucking level.
01:42:53I guess I better take my exit now.
01:42:56Sorry, chief.
01:42:58Those are your two best detectives.
01:43:03Captain!
01:43:06Get him out of my sight.
01:43:07I'll take care of that paperwork.
01:43:19...24 miles, station one.
01:43:24So, Johnson, you just about ready giving up being a scammer yet?
01:43:28I wouldn't talk if I were you.
01:43:30Because a certain someone 15 minutes ago told me you were scolding a dead man.
01:43:34That's not what I meant and you know it.
01:43:36Alright, look, you've got a gift.
01:43:39And you're just going to keep on just throwing it away?
01:43:43I'm offended by that.
01:43:45I don't abuse my...
01:43:47And every cent that I've made...
01:43:48You're a hard man to reach, Mr. Johnson.
01:43:51We've received a handful of fraud charges concerning your business practices.
01:43:57But, sir, I'm innocent. I'm for real.
01:43:59Really now?
01:44:00That ought to come in handy with your new job.
01:44:04Wait, what?
01:44:05I'm appointing you and Hauser here as our resident experts on scams and frauds.
01:44:12What do you know?
01:44:13Enough.
01:44:15Take it or leave it.
01:44:18I don't even have any experience in the investigation.
01:44:22Not from what I've seen.
01:44:24Besides, Hauser here will be glad to teach you all he knows.
01:44:28I'll learn you all I know.
01:44:31Good.
01:44:32Since you claim to be the real deal,
01:44:35it ought to be easy for you to pick out frauds from those who really do have otherworldly methods.
01:44:47Hmm.
01:44:55So, how's about it, partner?
01:44:59It's not a bad gig.
01:45:01What do you mean, otherworldly methods?
01:45:03Does he have to make me sound like a freaking alien?
01:45:13I want to talk to you, Mary, one more time.
01:45:15At least you had the decency to ask me this time.
01:45:19Mary.
01:45:22James wants to tell you goodbye one last time.
01:45:31James, don't keep us waiting.
01:45:34It's not working.
01:45:36I don't...
01:45:38I feel really weird.
01:45:41That must mean your time has come.
01:45:44I'll tell her for you.
01:45:47She's right here to my right.
01:45:53Goodbye, Simon.
01:45:57Very close to you, yeah?
01:45:58Bye.
01:46:02I love you more than anything.
01:46:05I'll be waiting.
01:46:07He says he loves you more than anything.
01:46:09And he'll be waiting.
01:46:14Bye.
01:46:18Well, congratulations, kid.
01:46:20I had a feeling about you.
01:46:22I told you, you don't know what you're missing.
01:46:37Let's go, James.
01:46:43Let's go.
01:47:14You know it's close.
01:47:15I'm feeling dangerous.
01:47:18Can you help me?
01:47:20Can you take it?
01:47:22Put me under.
01:47:24Hold me down.
01:47:26Take me further underground.
01:47:30Put me under.
01:47:32Hold me down.
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01:47:37Eight feet underground.
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01:50:13There's a stranger walkin' through my door Wish I could get home, to get to you sometime
01:50:36If you're big or you're small
01:50:44Doesn't matter how high you climb, you'll rise and fall
01:50:59Wish I could have it all
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