Kal Ho Naa Ho Part 1

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00:00New York, the biggest city in the world.
00:29The business capital of the world.
00:32Every breath, every heartbeat of New York is in a rush.
00:41People here are always in a hurry.
00:44In a hurry to get out of the house, in a hurry to reach the office,
00:48in a hurry to always be two steps ahead of life.
00:51There is no place for slow walkers here.
00:53There is no shortage of Indians in this city, miles away from India.
01:01In fact, it is said that every fourth face here is an Indian.
01:05One more thing. Oh, by the way, that's me.
01:53This city taught me to stand on my own two feet.
02:13Taught me to fulfill my responsibilities.
02:15Taught me to face life.
02:18I just couldn't learn love.
02:20Where was time?
02:21Whenever I used to look at this city from a distance,
02:25my father used to look even closer.
02:28Whenever I missed him, I used to come here.
02:36I am Naina Catherine Kapoor and this is my story.
02:42I understand, Mr. Shah, but please understand my problem too.
02:46I must have the loan extension, please.
02:50I know the restaurant is centrally situated, but there is a lot of competition around, Mr. Shah.
02:56My mother, Jennifer.
02:58After my father passed away, all the responsibilities of this house fell on her.
03:03Still, she did not give up.
03:05After my father passed away, all the responsibilities of this house fell on her.
03:10Still, she did not give up.
03:16I am home.
03:19Where were you?
03:21I went to Central Park.
03:23Central Park? Why?
03:25To meet someone.
03:27To meet whom?
03:29To meet my boyfriend.
03:31Bills, bills, bills.
03:33Private and confidential?
03:35When will this mailman understand that I am U Kapoor and he is O Kapoor?
03:39Always…
03:41Were you crying?
03:43No, you were crying.
03:45No, mom.
03:47Mom and I used to lie to each other like this every day.
03:50Single girl.
03:52Single girl, marriage bureau. What is this?
03:55Why don't you ask your grandma?
03:57There must be a new plan to find a boy for you.
03:59But I don't want to get married.
04:01Why doesn't grandma leave me alone?
04:03Why doesn't she leave this house?
04:05Pretty soon.
04:07Hey guys, 10 seconds to go.
04:118 seconds to go.
04:144, 3, 2, 1.
04:17My grandma, Lajjo.
04:19She had three dreams.
04:21One, Punjab should become part of New York.
04:23Two, I should marry Sardar.
04:26And three, my mom should die.
04:28Saraswati ji, Lata, Asha and Usha have served you for years.
04:32And from today,
04:34Kammo, Vimmo and I, Lajjo,
04:38Hello.
04:40are yours.
04:42And without delay further,
04:44we are going to present a song to you.
04:46The song is called,
04:48Preetam Aan Milo.
04:50And it is requested by our neighbor,
04:52Queen's Chadda ji.
04:54Please read it for me.
04:56Kammo,
04:58Vimmo,
05:00Go, Lajjo.
05:02Go, Lajjo.
05:04Preetam aan milo.
05:08Preetam aan milo.
05:13Dukhiya diya pulaye.
05:17Preetam aan milo.
05:21Aan milo.
05:24Grandma!
05:26Grandma, it's Chadda ji!
05:27Oh my God!
05:29You stopped the prayer?
05:31You hit Saraswati ji?
05:33Don't you feel ashamed?
05:35You have been asking Chadda ji to sing Aan Milo since morning.
05:37We are not asking Chadda ji.
05:39We are asking you to sing Preetam Aan Milo.
05:41What is her first name?
05:43Preetam.
05:45And what is this?
05:47This?
05:49Oh!
05:51The photo of the unmarried girl has come.
05:53All three of them are so handsome.
05:55All three?
05:57Girl, girl, girl.
05:59Choose a boy.
06:01One, two or three.
06:05Grandma!
06:07I don't want to marry one, two or three.
06:09If you don't want to marry, how will you have children?
06:12Children will be born.
06:14There is no need to get married.
06:19My brother Shiv was handicapped.
06:22He couldn't play basketball like other boys.
06:24But still, he was irritating like other boys.
06:28Shiv!
06:30Put off the TV.
06:32You always talk about basketball.
06:34Can't he play? Can't he watch?
06:36Don't get cute with me.
06:38Hurry up.
06:40Sister, have you seen my dolls?
06:42Jiya!
06:44This is mama.
06:46This is you.
06:48That is brother.
06:50This is me.
06:52And...
06:54What's your name?
06:56Harry Potter.
06:58Good morning, grandma.
07:00What do you want to do today?
07:02Grandma hated Jiya as much as she loved Shiv.
07:05We adopted Jiya.
07:07Maybe that's why grandma never accepted him as her own.
07:10And Jiya always kept grandma doll away from her perfect family.
07:15There was no distance between them.
07:18There was a fight between Guru Nanak and Jesus.
07:21Hail Guruji!
07:23In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.
07:26It's very cold.
07:28Is the heater on?
07:29You always keep it on.
07:30What?
07:31Nothing.
07:32Maybe.
07:33Shut up.
07:34Bed.
07:35Don't irritate me.
07:36Chicken is just one dollar.
07:38What's in the breakfast?
07:40Fruit or cereal?
07:42Cereal.
07:43Has the cereal started?
07:44The story of Karkar?
07:46Not TV serial, grandma.
07:47The cereal you eat.
07:49You get it everyday.
07:50What's so great about it?
07:52Poor daughter-in-law.
07:53She can't even cook Indian food.
07:56Our daughter-in-law Jenny.
07:59You know, Naina.
08:01I had a wonderful dream last night.
08:03I was eating hot potato parathas in my dream.
08:07With white butter.
08:09I miss Chandigarh.
08:11If you miss Chandigarh so much, you should go there.
08:14What do you think, Naina?
08:15Hey!
08:16I'm not going anywhere.
08:18If I go, what about the kids?
08:19What about the kids?
08:21Don't give me that.
08:22I'm very worried.
08:23And I'm only worried about them.
08:26Yes, why are you worried about me?
08:28Who do I look like?
08:29If my son was alive today, he would...
08:31If he was alive, then?
08:32Stop it!
08:33Just stop it.
08:35Here's your one dollar.
08:36You won.
08:37As usual.
08:38Are you happy now?
08:39And both of you?
08:40Just forget it.
08:41My every morning started like this.
08:43The same thing everyday.
08:45Grandma and mom fighting.
08:47Me getting upset and leaving.
08:49And then listening to my stupid neighbor Sweetu's stupid, idiotic talks.
08:53Oh, hi!
08:54One minute, huh?
08:55Okay.
08:56Make that two glazed doughnuts, two blueberry muffins, two chocolate frappuccinos.
08:59And what will you have?
09:00Sweetu.
09:01Full name, Jaspreet Kapoor.
09:03Kapoor with two Os.
09:05My neighbor and unfortunately best friend.
09:07She has two problems in life.
09:09Weight, which doesn't go down.
09:11And she doesn't regret this.
09:13Tell now!
09:14One double espresso to go, please.
09:16Here's your letter.
09:17She's come to our house again.
09:19Her name was supposed to be Jay Kapoor.
09:20Oh, wow, Naina!
09:21It's a blind date application.
09:23What application?
09:24It's a very cool service, Naina.
09:25It's very popular in New York.
09:27Fill out a form.
09:28Write about the type of guy you want.
09:30Write a little about yourself.
09:31They'll match the details.
09:32And you'll get the guy.
09:34Wow!
09:35What did you write about yourself?
09:36Look, I wrote the truth.
09:37Whatever it is.
09:38What did you write?
09:39That I look like Aishwarya Rai from a distance.
09:40And I look like Aishwarya Rai's house from a distance.
09:42Oh, my God!
09:43Oh, my God!
09:44Look at me!
09:45Just look at me!
09:46Oh, my God!
09:47Just look at him, Naina!
09:48Just look at me!
09:49I'm out of control!
09:50He's so cute!
09:51Sweeru!
09:52Sweeru!
09:53Look at me!
09:54I see you every day!
09:55He's so cute!
09:56He's so hot!
09:57Shut up!
09:58Shut up!
09:59Boy, boy, boy!
10:00You don't think of anything else!
10:01What will happen?
10:02You'll get that guy.
10:03Then you'll love him.
10:04You'll get married.
10:05You'll have kids.
10:06And then?
10:07Then he'll leave you all.
10:08What will you do then?
10:09What will you do?
10:10I'll get married again.
10:11What else will I do?
10:14Forget it!
10:16Naina!
10:18Naina!
10:19You know didi sach kehati hai.
10:21Babes, you need help.
10:23Tum aur tumhari didi hai.
10:33Jazz!
10:34Pura naam?
10:35Jaswinder Kapoor.
10:36Sweetu ki behen and unfortunately mama ki best friend and restaurant partner.
10:40Iski life ki ek problem hai.
10:42Jawani jo dhalti nahi.
10:44Aur isme is bichari ki koi galti nahi.
10:49Oh!
10:51Customers!
10:53Three coffees please.
10:54Coming up!
11:18Thanks.
11:20Mummy!
11:25Look, I said I'm sorry Jenny.
11:27It's okay.
11:28It's not okay.
11:29It is not okay.
11:31Bade mushkil se toh chaar paanch log hai aate.
11:33Thanks to you agar wo bhi chale gaye toh hum kya karenge?
11:36Listen to me.
11:37No!
11:38You listen to me!
11:40Tum achi tara se jaanti ho, agar bank ke paise nahi lata hai, toh humein ye jagah chhodni padegi.
11:44Then what are we going to do?
11:46I mean what?
11:48Come.
12:00God ki baadish!
12:01I hate this rain!
12:02I hate this rain!
12:03Naina!
12:06Oops! Sorry.
12:07That's my friend.
12:08Uske baari main toh batana hi bhool gayi.
12:18Meet Rohit Patel.
12:19Son of Karsan bhai and Sarla bhen Patel.
12:22Karsan bhai America ke sabse ameer Gujaratiyon me se the.
12:25Unka food chain poore desh mein kaafi mashoor tha.
12:28Naam?
12:29Dylan Dhokla.
12:31Rohit New York mein akela rehta tha.
12:33Aur pichle teen saal se usne advertising mein koi taraki nahi thi.
12:36Good night guys.
12:37Hey, had fun in Hamptons?
12:39Yes, thank you.
12:41Okay, so I think that if we can get this file with this and...
12:44Ah, Julia.
12:46Dinner at 8?
12:47Dinner at 8?
12:488? Dinner?
12:49Dinner at 8?
12:51Yeah.
12:52Alright then, I'm gonna pick you up at 7.30.
12:54Poor Rohit.
12:55Wo bichara itna bhi cool nahi tha, jitna wo samajhta tha.
13:01Phir bhi.
13:03He never stopped trying.
13:16Hey gorgeous.
13:18Are you talking to me?
13:19Aur nahi toh kya?
13:20Main is gende se baat karunga.
13:22Mera naam Rohit.
13:24Don't bother.
13:25Mere shadi ho chuki hai.
13:26Arre toh kya hua?
13:27So what?
13:28Shadi ho chuki hai toh ho chuki hai.
13:29It's a...
13:33Put him down!
13:34Sorry, I didn't mean it.
13:35Put him down!
13:36I don't even like her.
13:37Put him down!
13:41Bye, take care.
13:45Naina.
13:50So that's Rohit Patel.
13:51Naina!
13:52Usse kaise jaanti hoon?
13:54Pishle ek saal se hum dono evening MBA classes me kathe padte hain.
13:59Sorry I'm late.
14:00Walk.
14:01Ow.
14:02Kya hua?
14:03Kuch nahi.
14:04Lift mein phas gaya tha.
14:05Phir nikalte nikalte meri gardan mein...
14:06Oh, samajh gayi, samajh gayi.
14:07Ladki ka naam?
14:09Pata nahi.
14:10Pati ne maara hai boyfriend ne?
14:11Pati ne...
14:12Pati ka naam?
14:13Arey, Hariprasad Chaurasia mujhe kya malum pati ka naam kya hai?
14:16Oh, Rohit.
14:17Mujhe bahot bura lag raha hai.
14:18Koi baat nahi, theek ho jayega.
14:19Thoda aur maana chahiye tha.
14:21Thanks.
14:22Tumhare weekend kaise tha?
14:23Fantastic.
14:24London aur Paris jaake aa rahi hoon.
14:25Haan, lagta toh nahi hai.
14:27Anyway, mera weekend rocking tha.
14:30Laila aur main.
14:31Ek hi kamra mein, ek hi bistak pe.
14:33All weekend.
14:35Know what I mean?
14:36Oh, please.
14:37Ow.
14:38Laila, stop it.
14:39Laila, stop it.
14:40Not that.
14:41No.
14:43Listen, will you...
14:45Laila, no.
14:49You know,
14:50thank God tum dusri New York ki ladkiyon ki tarah nahi hai.
14:54Na toh tum sexy ho,
14:55na toh tum khubsurat ho,
14:56aur tumhare paas mere liye hamesha waqt hota hai.
14:58I like you.
14:59Thanks, Rohit.