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00:00Lets Start the Procedure
00:05look it's talking
00:07No what?
00:08Nothing, just laugh
00:11No! I was just telling a joke
00:13I TOLD YOU ITS A JOKE
00:15ē¬
00:16Not a joke...
00:17You come here to tell jokes and make decisions
00:24oh no! spoiled my mood
00:26Mood!
00:27Look at this!
00:28Gillu Kalia!
00:29He is in a bad mood!
00:30Wait!
00:31He is coming to wear underwear!
00:32Atleast I am wearing underwear!
00:33Not like you!
00:34Not like me?
00:35Not like me?
00:36Don't make me open my mouth!
00:37Wait son!
00:38I will show you!
00:39Come here!
00:40You are such a loser!
00:41Why?
00:42Don't fight with such a hand!
00:43I will put a bandage on your hand!
00:44I will put a bandage on your hand!
00:45I will put a bandage on your hand!
00:46I will put a bandage on your hand!
00:47I will put a bandage on your hand!
00:48I will put a bandage on your hand!
00:49I will put a bandage on your hand!
00:50I will put a bandage on your hand!
00:52Don't fight with such a hand!
00:53Don't fight with such a hand!
01:10I will give you?
01:11I will give you?
01:12Date!
01:13Today I will decide!
01:14I will decide!
01:15Today I'll decide!
01:16I will decide!
01:17Today I will decide!
01:18Agree to on a super task!
01:19Agree to on a super task!
01:20This case will be decided today, no matter how long it has been going on
01:24This case has been going on for 3 years
01:26Today we will decide
01:28Shut up!
01:29You stand at the corner and laugh
01:34Why are you clapping?
01:36Why are you clapping?
01:37What are you doing?
01:38Are you eating tobacco?
01:39I am not eating tobacco
01:40Then what are you doing?
01:41I am eating toilet paper
01:42Is this how you eat toilet paper?
01:44This is my style
01:47I will show you your style, wait
01:50Look
01:51I was saying that
01:52You shut up!
01:54You stand and laugh
01:56I was saying that you didn't bring any evidence
01:58How will you decide?
01:59It's good that you didn't bring any evidence
02:03This is how you come to the court
02:05Empty hand
02:06Empty bag
02:08Naked feet
02:10What did you bring?
02:11Did you bring a book of jokes?
02:14You didn't bring any evidence
02:15The decision will be made today
02:16Bring the evidence
02:18Are you eating toilet paper?
02:20Are you sitting in the toilet to eat toilet paper?
02:23Is this the place to eat toilet paper?
02:27What?
02:28Nothing
02:31Then look ahead, the public is sitting in the front
02:34Everyone is full of such dirty people
02:38What are you both doing there?
02:40Nothing
02:42Who are you?
02:43What are you doing here?
02:45I sell toilet paper
02:48I asked you what you sell
02:50No
02:51You sell toilet paper or underwear
02:54I don't care
02:56What are you doing here?
02:58I am sitting
03:00Why are you sitting?
03:05Asshole
03:06Witness
03:07I am a witness
03:09Are you a witness or an asshole?
03:12Witness, look at him
03:16Look at him
03:17Keep quiet, I am writing
03:18What are you writing?
03:19I am writing
03:20I know what I am writing
03:22Who are you? What are you doing?
03:24Witness
03:25I am Hurram Choumy
03:27This is my case
03:28Are you a lawyer?
03:29No
03:30Then what are you?
03:32Injured
03:33Means second party
03:34Yes
03:35Where is your lawyer?
03:37At home
03:38Why are you fighting a case at home?
03:39What are you writing?
03:41He is injured
03:42What?
03:43Injured
03:46Why are you laughing?
03:50We are born to laugh
03:52Then who will fight your case?
03:54We will fight
03:55Then fight
03:56Move ahead, start the proceedings
03:58We will decide today
04:00Where is the file?
04:03Will anyone keep the file on the table?
04:06What is this file?
04:08What are you doing here?
04:09File is burnt
04:10Burnt?
04:12Why didn't I hear this before?
04:15How did it burn?
04:17Don't ask this
04:19Tell me, how did it burn?
04:22It was very hot
04:23It was very cold
04:24It was very cold
04:26Very good, son
04:27Very good
04:28Wait
04:29Very good
04:30It is their fault
04:31Why are you taking our name?
04:33You will punish us later
04:36You stay in your limits
04:37You stay in your limits
04:39Wait
04:40Tell me the case
04:41Tell me the story
04:42This is not a story
04:48Then what is it?
04:49These are our feelings
04:52Tell me your feelings
04:53Tell me your feelings
04:55Can't we tell the story?
04:56We will tell
04:58We will tell
05:00We
05:01We
05:02We
05:03We
05:04Shut up
05:05You won't tell
05:06You will stand
05:07You will laugh
05:08You will hear jokes
05:10Shut up
05:13You tell
05:18It happened that
05:20Kallia was telling us jokes
05:24He tells a lot of jokes
05:25Listen to me
05:30Tell me
05:33He told us jokes
05:34He told us jokes
05:35The only difference was
05:36We didn't laugh
05:38He beat us
05:39He just slapped us
05:41He beat us
05:42He beat us
05:43He beat us
06:00Don't cry
06:02Just stop
06:03I'm going
06:04Stop
06:05Kallia
06:08Stop
06:12Stop
06:32You
06:33You