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00:00A man walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot for only $50.

00:04Standing next to the cage, the man asks,

00:06''I wonder why he is so cheap?''

00:08''Because I am defective,'' came the reply.

00:10''I've got no legs.''

00:11''A little surprised,'' the man asked.

00:13''Well, how do you stay on your perch?''

00:15The parrot draws him closer and whispers,

00:17''I have a big penis.

00:19I just wrap it around the bar and stay put.

00:22Go offer the owner $30 for me.''

00:24''He'll take it.''

00:25The man walks out of the store with the parrot and takes him home.

00:29They become best of friends.

00:31They talk sports, politics, current events.

00:34The man could not be happier.

00:36One day, the man gets home from works and the parrot beckons him over with his wing.

00:41''Psst, come here.

00:42I need to talk to you.

00:44It's about your wife and the postman.''

00:46Today he knocked and she answered the door in a skimpy black negligee.

00:50And then they embraced in a long, passionate kiss, the parrot went on.

00:54''Holy shit!

00:55That can't be possible!''

00:56''It is!''

00:58Then they went over to the couch and she slipped him out of his uniform and then things started

01:02to get really steamy.

01:04''Well?''

01:05The man asks.

01:06''What happened next?''

01:07''I don't know,'' said the parrot.

01:09''I got a hard-on and fell off my perch.''