開演まで30秒!THEパニックGP 2024年9月9日 ジェシー参戦!!さらば軍vs安村軍が即興コントバトル
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00:01Monday night, Daigo is making a fuss.
00:03What's next?
00:05I'm going to announce it.
00:06The title of the short story that the blue team will challenge is...
00:11Don't push it!
00:12Don't push it!
00:13From 3 years to 3 years, 30 seconds.
00:16Wow, that's a long time.
00:18It happens a lot.
00:19Yes, I've seen it.
00:20Daigo made a short story with the topic he came up with.
00:23The time limit is 30 seconds.
00:25Push it. Push it.
00:28My son...
00:30What should I do?
00:31What should I do?
00:34What should I do?
00:36Push it. Push it.
00:37Hurry up and push it.
00:38The situation is good.
00:39Push it.
00:42It's been 3 years.
00:43What's going on?
00:45I've never seen it.
00:47Don't say anything to me.
00:50Don't push it.
00:51Don't push it.
00:52From 3 years.
00:56Push it!
00:58Push it!
01:00It's been 3 years.
01:01You don't push it.
01:02Push it!
01:04Hey!
01:05Push it!
01:07My son is already 75 years old!
01:10It's been 3 years.
01:15I can't talk anymore.
01:16Wow!
01:19It's the best.
01:20It's the best.
01:22Jesse, how was it?
01:23There were a lot of moving works.
01:25The blue team.
01:26The blue team is moving.
01:28It takes time to understand.
01:30It's moving.
01:32It's interesting.
01:33I'm not trying to move you.
01:34Don't do that.
01:35That's not it.
01:36That's not it.
01:38Jesse from Stone will be participating in the contest again this week.
01:47The Unique Delivery.
01:49The final battle of the night.
01:52Next up is the red team's challenge.
01:55Here it comes.
01:56If you succeed, you'll learn a lot.
02:00Learn?
02:01The red team's challenge is...
02:07The scene where you're late for 2 hours but you're forgiven.
02:1130 seconds until the end.
02:13It's realistic.
02:14It's realistic.
02:15It's true.
02:16I want to learn this.
02:182 hours is a lot.
02:20You can tell if you're forgiven or not.
02:23Can I go?
02:24No, no, no.
02:25If you're forgiven, you're forgiven.
02:27You seem to be forgiven.
02:29No matter what you say, you're forgiven.
02:31You're forgiven.
02:32You're forgiven.
02:33What do we do?
02:349 seconds left.
02:359 seconds left.
02:36Is Nishimura-san there?
02:37Is he there?
02:38He'll be there soon.
02:39Okay, okay.
02:40He'll be there soon.
02:41Okay, okay.
02:42It looks like Nishimura has been pushed out.
02:45The scene where you're late for 2 hours but you're forgiven.
02:49The scene where you're late for 2 hours but you're forgiven.
02:52I'm sorry.
02:59That was great.
03:00That was great.
03:01That was great.
03:03Amazing.
03:04Wow.
03:05Wow.
03:06That was amazing.
03:07That was amazing.
03:08Good, good.
03:09Amazing.
03:10I don't know.
03:11I remembered the feeling when Tom and Jerry laughed.
03:14True.
03:15True.
03:16Nishimura-san was the best.
03:19That's right.
03:20That's right.
03:21When he left, he said,
03:23It'll be over in a second, so watch carefully.
03:26That was scary.
03:27That was scary.
03:28That was scary.
03:29That was really scary.
03:30I didn't hear the sound.
03:32I'm sorry.
03:34That's amazing.
03:35I only heard the sound of basketball.
03:37That's right.
03:38I heard the sound of basketball.
03:39Next is the blue team.
03:41The blue team will dance to a song and do a skit.
03:46The blue team will do a skit with 5 people.
03:53The skit is called,
03:54Mr. Secret.
03:5730 seconds until the skit starts.
03:59Is it that one?
04:00When the curtain opens,
04:02Mr. will appear.
04:04Everyone will shake their butts and dance.
04:07Everyone will stand in the middle of the stage and sing.
04:11Do we have to say our own secrets?
04:13We have to say our own secrets.
04:17Mr. Secret on Wikipedia.
04:26Yasu is good.
04:27Yasu is good.
04:28Yasu is good.
04:29Yasu is good.
04:30Yasu is good.
04:31Yasu is good.
04:32Yasu is good.
04:33Yasu is good.
04:34At this age,
04:35I don't have any good relationship with my parents.
04:38Who are you talking about?
04:46I'm married.
04:48The other day, I was drunk at a bar and I touched a man's lips.
04:54He was a foreigner as big as the Earth.
04:57I'm a North Korean.
04:59That's about right.
05:01That's right!
05:02What kind of world view is that?
05:04It's a world view.
05:09The other day, I went to Ishigaki Island for a shoot.
05:13Right before I went to eat something delicious,
05:16I ate two bags of potato chips by myself at the hotel.
05:20He's a shy man.
05:22Potato chips at Ishigaki Island?
05:24You can eat it anywhere.
05:26My hips are shaking.
05:30I spent 470,000 yen at a hotel in Fukuoka in March.
05:36How can you spend that much?
05:38Isn't it amazing?
05:40It's strange no matter how many times I say it.
05:44I often drink with Zazie.
05:47That's not necessary.
05:51Zazie is not necessary.
05:54I think Zazie is good.
05:56470,000 yen per month.
05:58In March, my sexual desire will increase.
06:01Why?
06:03Because it's the time to go home early.
06:05Zazie seems to be a problem.
06:08It's embarrassing.
06:10Kawashima, you don't have to go with Zazie.
06:13Zazie is not a company.
06:15I don't have to go to drink with him.
06:17It's too close to my house.
06:19It's not something to hide.
06:21I exchange information with Zazie.
06:27Next is the challenge of the red team.
06:30This is very difficult.
06:35This is very difficult.
06:37The title of the short content that the five members of the red team will challenge is...
06:43The lawyer drama of all vegetables.
06:48The time limit is 30 seconds.
06:50What should I do?
06:53Lawyer drama.
06:55Defendant.
06:57Defendant.
06:58Court.
07:00Lawyer.
07:01Prosecutor.
07:02Court.
07:04Lawyer.
07:05Defendant.
07:06Prosecutor.
07:07Defendant.
07:08Court.
07:09What happens to the story?
07:11What should I do?
07:13Public trial?
07:16I'm a lawyer.
07:18You are a wife.
07:20You are a lawyer.
07:22What should I do?
07:24The lawyer drama of all vegetables.
07:29If this succeeds, it will be amazing.
07:32It's starting.
07:38Tomato was cheated and really hurt.
07:43Cabbage was cheated.
07:49Cabbage?
07:50You said you didn't do it.
07:52There is no evidence.
07:57Right?
07:58Esalot?
07:59Esalot?
08:00It's a rare vegetable.
08:02Chinese cabbage.
08:03Chinese cabbage.
08:05I admit my statement.
08:07Look at this cabbage.
08:09Look at this cabbage.
08:11It looks like a caterpillar.
08:15This is evidence that I didn't take a shower.
08:18Defendant.
08:19I'll look at the statement.
08:21It's a report of a crime.
08:24What does it mean?
08:25Tomato.
08:26I saw it.
08:28This person and Chinese cabbage.
08:32Chinese cabbage?
08:33I saw it.
08:35Cabbage and Chinese cabbage?
08:37What did you do with Chinese cabbage?
08:42I'm a junior.
08:43A junior?
08:44It's a plant.
08:45It's a new gene.
08:46I'm trying to make a new species.
08:48Defendant.
08:49It's a mixture of Chinese cabbage and Chinese cabbage.
08:51Damn it.
08:54The verdict.
08:57Decapitation.
08:59Decapitation.
09:01Decapitation.
09:02Decapitation.
09:05Decapitation.
09:10At the end, it would have been nice if he had made Chinese cabbage.
09:14Steamed vegetables.
09:15Steamed vegetables.
09:17It was heavy.
09:19He should have cut it into thin slices.
09:21I want to say decapitation.
09:24Hit the ground.
09:26I want to do that too.
09:28I really wanted to do that.
09:30MISHIDA said Chinese cabbage.
09:34That's a fine play.
09:35That's cool.
09:36I wanted to say that.
09:38What is Chinese cabbage?
09:42The junior is Chinese cabbage.
09:44I thought the junior was the most stupid.
09:50I thought so.
09:52Only MORITA didn't say his name.
09:57That's right.
09:58What was it?
10:00It's a sequel.
10:01A sequel?
10:03It's hellish.
10:04Now, it's the blue team's challenge.
10:06Next, we will do it with the guest, JESSIE.
10:09I've been waiting for this.
10:11Let's do it.
10:12Blue team.
10:13The guest, JESSIE, plus.
10:15The title of the short comedy that challenges alone.
10:17What is it?
10:20A hairdresser with a level 100 sense of humor.
10:2430 seconds to change.
10:26JESSIE.
10:27JESSIE.
10:28It's a one-on-one game, so JESSIE's burden is big.
10:31That's cool.
10:32If it's YOSHI, it's a rabbit.
10:34YOSHI.
10:35I didn't say that.
10:36It's a funny joke.
10:37The rabbit will make a lot of funny jokes.
10:40What kind of hair will you do?
10:41I thought there was a funny story recently.
10:44YOSHI.
10:45I thought it would be fun to talk about anything.
10:47I heard there was a funny story recently.
10:49It's a funny joke with a level 100 sense of humor.
10:51100?
10:52It's over.
10:53It's a funny joke.
10:54It's over.
10:55It's over.
10:57It's over.
10:58A hairdresser with a level 100 sense of humor.
11:03JESSIE, it's been a long time.
11:04It's been a long time.
11:06Please come often.
11:08Was there a funny story recently?
11:09Is it a funny story?
11:10Yes.
11:11What kind of hair will you do?
11:13I heard it was a bear-shaped hair.
11:16I heard a lot of jokes.
11:18That's right.
11:19It's a bear-shaped hair.
11:21It's a bear-shaped hair.
11:22It's a bear-shaped hair.
11:26You are good at laughing.
11:27It hurts.
11:28Is it painful?
11:29Are you okay?
11:30Do you want to call an ambulance?
11:31Ambulance?
11:32Ambulance?
11:33It's better to call an ambulance.
11:34Really?
11:35It's a good match.
11:36Do you want to call an ambulance?
11:37It hurts.
11:38Do you want to call an ambulance?
11:39It hurts.
11:44Your face is funny.
11:45Your face is funny.
11:50Please cut it properly.
11:54I will cut it.
11:55I will cut it.
11:58I will cut it.
11:59I will cut your stomach.
12:02Did you notice it now?
12:03Did you notice it now?
12:05It's too late to notice.
12:09I will call an ambulance.
12:11Are you okay?
12:12Stop it.
12:13You laughed too much.
12:14It's burning.
12:15It's better to call an ambulance than a fire truck.
12:17It's better to call a fire truck.
12:18Please sit down.
12:19Please sit down.
12:20Please cut it.
12:22Please dye your hair.
12:23I will cut it.
12:29It's amazing.
12:30It's a good match.
12:31It's good.
12:32It's amazing.
12:34It's amazing.
12:35Thank you very much.
12:36Thank you very much.
12:37Thank you very much.
12:38Most of the laughing scenes are Jesse's original scenes.
12:41Yes.
12:42It's random.
12:43I was told to tell an interesting story.
12:45I understood.
12:47I cut my hair and cut my stomach.
12:49But I didn't notice it.
12:51I was scared.
12:52I was scared.
12:53It's too early.
12:54I don't know if I wanted to do it.
12:56But Jesse laughed.
12:59What is that?
13:00I wanted to do something.
13:01What is that?
13:02It's just a fire truck.
13:05It's a fun fire truck.
13:07Let's continue.
13:09It's a challenge of the red team.
13:10The title of the challenge of the red team is...
13:16All the Vegetables.
13:20Really?
13:21What should I do?
13:22What should I do?
13:23I did it.
13:26The high school quiz will be broadcast from 7 p.m. tonight.
13:31This year, the quiz battle will be broadcast from Tokyo to Okinawa.
13:36Please watch it at 7 p.m. tonight.
13:39All the Vegetables.
13:4130 seconds until the end.
13:43What should I do?
13:44What should I do?
13:45Is it okay to do it together?
13:46I think it's okay to do it together.
13:47At the end of the show, I will change the name of the vegetable.
13:50So I will change my name.
13:52You should change your name.
13:53I think I should change my name.
13:55At the end, I will say something like...
13:58I will say something like...
13:59I will say something like...
14:03I will say something like...
14:04I don't know what will happen.
14:05On the contrary, he did it once.
14:07Is it a sequel?
14:08Is it a sequel?
14:09It has a role.
14:11At the end, I will change my name.
14:12At the end, I will change my name.
14:13At the end, I will change my name.
14:14At the end, I will change my name.
14:15All the Vegetables.
14:21Please forgive me.
14:23Cabbage.
14:24Chinese cabbage.
14:25Chinese cabbage.
14:26I admit it.
14:27I think there is room for 100.
14:30There is no room for 1.
14:31Chinese cabbage.
14:32Yes, please.
14:33He cheated on me once.
14:36That is true.
14:37But he is the one I love.
14:40Please don't execute him.
14:42Tomato.
14:43Mr. Shingen.
14:45Do you know this saying?
14:47I hate eggplant, but I hate goya.
14:53This is a saying of a corn.
14:56A corn.
14:57A corn.
14:58A corn.
14:59Cabbage.
15:00Execute him.
15:01Execute him.
15:02Shigensai!
15:04I didn't hear anything!
15:06Shigensai is harsh!
15:08Shigensai!
15:10Shigensai is cold!
15:11Don't drop it on the ground!
15:13It's cold!
15:14Stop it, stop it!
15:16It was good, wasn't it?
15:18It was good, wasn't it?
15:19You felt the love of the tomato, didn't you?
15:21The defense of the corn was weak.
15:24I'm sorry.
15:25Next, the blue team.
15:27I'm sorry, blue.
15:28I just made a topic.
15:30The title of the short content that the five members of the blue team will challenge is...
15:35All the characters in the game are fish!
15:39It's the worst!
15:40Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
15:44The Stone's Kanmuri program will be broadcast twice in a row.
15:47Make a miracle with all your might!
15:49Stone's Producers from Today
15:51and Game of Stones, where the six of us, the guests, enjoy the original game.
15:55It starts at 10.30 p.m. on Sunday.
15:57Please take a look.
15:59The Parik Grand Prix will be broadcast on Steva Pool.
16:02Please register as a favorite.
16:06All the characters in the game are fish!
16:09It's the worst!
16:11Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
16:13It's the worst!
16:14Lawyer?
16:15Lawyer?
16:16Lawyer?
16:17Lawyer?
16:18It's the worst!
16:19It's the worst!
16:20I don't think there's a fish like Chinkei-san.
16:22I'd like to have some fish.
16:24Kanmuri sea bream?
16:25Kanmuri wrasse?
16:26No?
16:27Fish?
16:28Judgment?
16:29Judgment?
16:30Judgment?
16:31Fish?
16:32There's a court system.
16:33Fish sounds difficult.
16:34From a judge who's not a fish.
16:39There's so many judges.
16:42All the characters in the game are fish.
16:46Good luck.
16:47Good luck.
16:48Oh, a judge?
16:51One of them looks different.
16:54More importantly,
16:55Can you guys talk to each other?
16:57It's a fish world.
16:59Can I start with Bera?
17:01Bera?
17:03Bera, I'm Bera.
17:05Thank you, Chouchin Anko.
17:07It's like this, right?
17:09This Chouchin Anko
17:11has entered the land
17:13where it shouldn't have entered.
17:15But that's just a little bit,
17:17so please forgive me.
17:19I see.
17:21May I?
17:23It's a little bit.
17:25A little bit?
17:27If it's just a little bit,
17:29it's a crime,
17:31so please forgive me.
17:33A.
17:35It's A.
17:37He said A.
17:39It's no good.
17:41No good.
17:43I've always been in the deep sea,
17:45so I wanted to go to the outside world.
17:47I see.
17:49It's good to go to the beach.
17:51You always light up everyone.
17:53It's good to be in a position
17:55to be lit up once in a while.
17:57It's like a fairy tale.
17:59No, it's no good.
18:01A.
18:03It's like A.
18:05I don't think it's good.
18:07What's the verdict?
18:09The verdict is bad.
18:11Dan Dan.
18:13Oh, no.
18:15It's going to be a carpaccio
18:17with dressing.
18:19It's good.
18:21It's wonderful.
18:23It's cute.
18:25Do you have this?
18:27It's cute.
18:29You have this.
18:31What's that?
18:33What's that?
18:35What's that?
18:37It was like watching Disney.
18:39It was a happy ending.
18:41It was a happy ending.
18:43It's the best.
18:45I've never heard of A.
18:47I'm curious about this.
18:49It's like we've easily surpassed
18:51the vegetable season 2.
18:53The spin-off was more popular.
18:55Both teams
18:57had a fierce battle for two weeks.
18:59Did they win?
19:01Blue team.
19:05The winner is
19:07the blue team.
19:09We did it.
19:11We did it.
19:13We lost.
19:15I'm glad that
19:17Nobu-chan was the last one.
19:19I'm glad.
19:21It was blue,
19:23so it looked like a fish.
19:25Judges should
19:27change the color.
19:29Let's do it.
19:31Let's do it.
19:33It's Nobu's first battle.
19:35Oh, no.
19:37It's not going well.
19:39It's Nobu's first battle.
19:41It's Nobu's first battle.
19:43It's Nobu's first battle.