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00:00:00It's unkind, what started with a simple smile,
00:00:30Has rendered two fragile lives,
00:00:35A desperate, hurting, painful joy, words can't describe.
00:00:41Tongue tied, the soul of mine can't be denied.
00:00:49Give to me all you hold inside, she said.
00:00:54Think with your heart, not with your mind.
00:00:57You're mine, you're mine.
00:01:01So tired of playing all these games,
00:01:05I don't even wanna know your name.
00:01:09Cause we're deep in this mire,
00:01:14And my heart, body, my mind, taken by, taken by desire.
00:01:23Desire.
00:01:28Your eyes, could melt a heart that's made of ice.
00:01:36And the way I feel right now, well I,
00:01:40I'd walk a thousand miles to be with you, with you, to be with you.
00:01:47So tired of playing all these games,
00:01:52I don't even wanna know your name.
00:01:57Cause we're deep in this mire,
00:02:01And my heart, body, my mind, taken by, taken by desire.
00:02:16My heart is pounding,
00:02:21These thoughts are hounding me, and
00:02:26My hands are trembling.
00:02:35Untitled song.
00:02:37Chorus, G-D-G, walk it down to E minor, then A.
00:02:44Oh shit.
00:02:50Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
00:02:53Chorus, G-D-G, walk it down to E minor, then A.
00:03:06My heart is pounding,
00:03:12Vinnie!
00:03:14I'm from the neighbourhood, my mother!
00:03:16Make some lousy scene.
00:03:18That class sucks.
00:03:20I guess you have to have students to call to class.
00:03:22Hello. My show.
00:03:24People change. You cross-eyed hump.
00:03:27Maybe I should make some flyers.
00:03:29I know traditional dance is not exactly an easy sell.
00:03:31You think?
00:03:32I'm not cross-eyed.
00:03:33You want to know why no one came? Because mob hit is on.
00:03:35You are now.
00:03:36Watch and learn how to sell Italian culture.
00:03:41Got a problem with it?
00:03:43I gotta get changed. Dad's picking me up.
00:03:45Oh, oh my God. Did you hear his new horn?
00:03:47Why?
00:03:48Why?
00:03:54Oh, I'm going to be late for this gig.
00:03:56Hey, an inculo a la balena.
00:03:58Am I supposed to know what that means?
00:04:00Sugas. It means a whale's culo. It's slang.
00:04:03It means good luck, dumbass.
00:04:06You're a weirdo.
00:04:08It really does.
00:04:10Bing it.
00:04:13What? The horn. Godfather? Really?
00:04:16It's an American classic.
00:04:18Not exactly Italian pride at its best.
00:04:20An Italian wrote it. An Italian directed it.
00:04:22People love the Godfather.
00:04:24Or what? They get whack?
00:04:25Costs a lot of money to get the tuning right.
00:04:27You call that tuning?
00:04:29What's up with the cassette and the boom box?
00:04:32What about the iPod we got you last year?
00:04:34Tony knows a guy that can hook it up.
00:04:36Didn't have Dean Martin. What good is it?
00:04:38It doesn't come preloaded.
00:04:40It doesn't come preloaded!
00:04:42Ha, ha, ha.
00:04:44¶¶
00:04:51¶ You're nobody till somebody loves you ¶¶
00:04:58¶ You're nobody till somebody... ¶¶
00:05:05What's this?
00:05:07Piano bands left.
00:05:09So you rented the smallest vehicle ever?
00:05:12It's a convertible.
00:05:14Uh, where's Tony?
00:05:16You're late.
00:05:18Had a drop-off for the restaurant.
00:05:20Besides, I just saw your father.
00:05:22Where's the vent?
00:05:24Oh, come on, Quentin.
00:05:26There's no back seat. Where's Frankie supposed to sit?
00:05:28Hilarious.
00:05:30This is gonna be fun.
00:05:32What the fuck?
00:05:34What's going on?
00:05:36Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:05:38Is that your pussy?
00:05:40That's so disgusting! What is...
00:05:42Ah! Wait.
00:05:44Oh, my God.
00:05:48You saw the bullet hole and everything?
00:05:50He was just so...dead.
00:05:54Out of all the cars you could have rented, it was mob?
00:05:58Did you see a st. Christopher medal?
00:06:00Okay, were his eyes open or shut?
00:06:02I think they were open.
00:06:04Enough, you guys.
00:06:06We're going to the funeral.
00:06:08Why? So you can just fulfill your mob fantasies?
00:06:10You didn't see this guy.
00:06:12Exactly. That's why we're going.
00:06:14You're not going. It's dangerous.
00:06:16Besides, two beautiful women show up.
00:06:18They're gonna think you're Zocole.
00:06:20Huh?
00:06:22You know, hookers.
00:06:24Nice way to talk about wifey.
00:06:26We're not even engaged yet.
00:06:28Don't tell my mom.
00:06:30She's already planning the wedding.
00:06:32This morning, she asked me for one of those candied almonds on the table.
00:06:34Confetti?
00:06:36Confetti?
00:06:38Why would you want confetti on the table?
00:06:40Confetti.
00:06:42The candy-covered almonds.
00:06:44Oh, confetti's almonds.
00:06:46Got it.
00:06:48We are so not Italian.
00:07:04What?
00:07:08What?
00:07:10Heather tells me.
00:07:12All excited, mind you.
00:07:14They're going to this freaking wake.
00:07:16You're allowing this?
00:07:18Can I stop them from anything?
00:07:20They're adults. God forbid they listen to me.
00:07:22Yeah. You realize whose wake this is.
00:07:24Your eldest found the body.
00:07:26She's freaked to high heaven.
00:07:28You should have a word with her.
00:07:30How are you so calm about this?
00:07:32You know, hand to God,
00:07:34I love those kids more than life,
00:07:36but this is not my problem anymore.
00:07:38Anything happens to them, so help me.
00:07:40Yeah, we'll make sure it don't.
00:07:44So you quit?
00:07:46I did.
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:50Yeah.
00:08:02Where you two going? I need an invitation.
00:08:04To a wake?
00:08:06Listen, beautiful, I don't know you,
00:08:08and I don't know you.
00:08:10I need an invite.
00:08:12That's ridiculous.
00:08:14Heyo, Aldo.
00:08:16New-filed gods, don't be a dick.
00:08:18These are friends of mine.
00:08:20From where?
00:08:22Oh, my sister's in a band.
00:08:24She comes to hear him play.
00:08:26Yeah, I bet she does.
00:08:28Come on.
00:08:30So, you really play in a band?
00:08:32Yeah.
00:08:34She has a gig tomorrow night.
00:08:36You should come.
00:08:38Oh, play weddings?
00:08:40No.
00:08:42Well, if you play the old stuff
00:08:44and want to make some money...
00:08:46Oh, you book wedding bands?
00:08:48Awesome.
00:08:50You can help find a band for Frankie's wedding.
00:08:52You're engaged.
00:08:54Yeah.
00:08:56You're engaged.
00:08:58Not exactly, not yet.
00:09:00I see.
00:09:02I mean, we've talked about it.
00:09:04I sent him to look at the ring.
00:09:06You are choosing the ring?
00:09:08But you work in weddings.
00:09:10It's what people do now.
00:09:12It's called planning.
00:09:14Well, people also plan their own funerals.
00:09:16Ha!
00:09:18What?
00:09:20This is just like every other Italian make I've ever been to.
00:09:22I'm sorry.
00:09:24How did you guys know Pinky?
00:09:26That was awesome.
00:09:28Is that his nickname?
00:09:30Did he get his pinkies chopped off or something?
00:09:32Look at that guy.
00:09:34It's like Vince D'Amico only real.
00:09:36Jesus, Heather.
00:09:38You'll have to excuse my sister.
00:09:40She has these ideas about the mafia.
00:09:42I don't know.
00:09:44I don't know.
00:09:46She has these ideas about the mafia.
00:09:48She's the one who found him.
00:09:50I wouldn't advertise that here.
00:09:52This isn't the type of crowd that likes witnesses.
00:09:54Smart.
00:09:56So you got a name?
00:09:58Frankie.
00:10:00Heather.
00:10:02My sister.
00:10:08You want to fit in, right?
00:10:10Yeah, we do.
00:10:12Not really.
00:10:16Frankie and Heather,
00:10:18this is Cesar Belafusco, my father.
00:10:20Signora Montesato.
00:10:22My deepest sympathies.
00:10:24Discuss.
00:10:26What's this?
00:10:28The boost.
00:10:32Scudaditte.
00:10:34I'm going to give this to my destiny foundation.
00:10:40Scudaditte.
00:10:42I'm going to give this to my destiny foundation.
00:10:44Scudaditte.
00:10:46Here.
00:10:54Assassino.
00:10:56Frankie.
00:10:58Mr. Roma.
00:11:00I told you, my girlfriend's in there.
00:11:04I bet you know this guy, too.
00:11:06No.
00:11:08Tony.
00:11:10I was worried about you guys.
00:11:12Come on, I'll take you home.
00:11:14Let's go.
00:11:16Come to the show, Littletown, in Hoboken.
00:11:18Yeah, maybe.
00:11:20Thanks.
00:11:22Advertise where I'll be, just in case somebody wants to kill me.
00:11:24Oh, my God, I can't believe you're better at this than me.
00:11:36Laurent just sent these.
00:11:38Gagutz is at the wake.
00:11:46He's lucky Bela Fusco got some punches.
00:11:48Take it, too.
00:11:50Bunch of gavons, swear to God.
00:11:58And the girls?
00:12:00What?
00:12:02I don't know. Put a tail on them.
00:12:04Okay.
00:12:08Cesare.
00:12:10Heard you were going to be here.
00:12:12I did my communion with Picky, that pencil prick.
00:12:16Look, like it or not, I got to be here.
00:12:18Out of respect for the Vicherelli.
00:12:20Good thing I like old ladies.
00:12:22Yeah, you're a prince.
00:12:24You see those feds out front?
00:12:26Always looking for the weak animal.
00:12:28Where's the loyalty?
00:12:30Even a traitor's a loyal man.
00:12:32Just found some other loyalty.
00:12:34Kind of sounds like an ex-wife, huh?
00:12:36Picky took a shot at me.
00:12:38Not a smart man.
00:12:40So, sure, where's the loyalty?
00:12:42But what I got to ask is,
00:12:44who gave him a better deal?
00:12:46Say hello to your father.
00:12:58I'm sorry, son.
00:13:00Staten Island too small for him?
00:13:02Keep an eye on that ferry ride and fuck.
00:13:04Yeah, sure.
00:13:08Thanks, by the way,
00:13:10for showing up at that wake.
00:13:12So awkward.
00:13:14We didn't need you, but thanks.
00:13:16I'm always going to be there for you, Frankie.
00:13:20Uh, seriously, uh, Frankie.
00:13:22What is up with you?
00:13:24I wanted to wait for a more special time,
00:13:26but I just...
00:13:28I just make things, I don't know.
00:13:30Right.
00:13:32You get me.
00:13:34I do?
00:13:36Francesca Delvecchio.
00:13:38Will you marry me?
00:13:40You put someone in the ring!
00:13:48Are you going to answer me?
00:13:50Yes, Toby, yes!
00:13:52You know, when we're married,
00:13:54I can focus on all the things that I want to do.
00:13:56I'll be in the business for months,
00:13:58starting that frozen food line.
00:14:00With you by my side, anything is possible.
00:14:02Your anything is frozen food?
00:14:04I'm thinking long-term.
00:14:06Well, I'm not giving up my music.
00:14:08Not today, but hey,
00:14:10we all got to give up something.
00:14:12We got to find our together dream.
00:14:14Oh, hey, you know what?
00:14:16You know what?
00:14:18You know what?
00:14:20Oh, hey, we better get going.
00:14:22What's a rush?
00:14:24Uh, the run-through?
00:14:26I promised Carlos I'd sub at the restaurant.
00:14:28I told you.
00:14:30You absolutely did not tell me,
00:14:32or I would've rescheduled rehearsal for, like, you know, now.
00:14:34Well, then we wouldn't be engaged.
00:14:36Ha, ha, ha.
00:14:38Ah.
00:14:40Probably should start looking
00:14:42for a new lead guitarist anyway.
00:14:44I'd have to give up that pipe dream someday.
00:14:46At least now I still have other dreams.
00:14:48Well, I don't.
00:14:50You got me.
00:15:04What are you looking at?
00:15:08Now that's a prayer card.
00:15:10Italians, we know how to do funerals, all right.
00:15:12Oh, yeah, we cornered the market on that one.
00:15:14Hey, I'm proud of my heritage.
00:15:16Yeah, I don't have to advertise it on my car.
00:15:18And I didn't need to stand in the park for half a day
00:15:20doing yoga with the Chinese.
00:15:22It's tai chi, and they're not all Chinese.
00:15:24I'm glad you two got divorced.
00:15:26Really eased up on the arguing.
00:15:28Your father doesn't argue. He obfuscates.
00:15:30I don't even know what that means.
00:15:32Get married. You'll learn.
00:15:34Don't we have any mafia in the family?
00:15:36Like, I don't know, a distant cousin or something?
00:15:38Did you tell her?
00:15:40What, we do?
00:15:42No, no, no.
00:15:44I think what your mother's trying to say
00:15:46is that if this ever happens again...
00:15:48What do you mean, if it happens again?
00:15:50Let's just say no more funerals of this nature, okay?
00:15:52You've gone, you've satisfied your curiosity.
00:15:54Let's leave it at that. Thank you.
00:15:56I gotta ask, though.
00:15:58What do you estimate? The casket. Three grand?
00:16:00You think I was looking at the casket?
00:16:02Which reminds me, that plot you have,
00:16:04you can bury whoever you want there.
00:16:06I'm gonna be cremated.
00:16:08What the hell are you talking about? Ashes for Wednesday.
00:16:10I gotta go through the rest of my life
00:16:12with a dead body smeared on my forehead?
00:16:14They're from palms.
00:16:16Enough already. Divorced, remember?
00:16:18Could it be any more obvious why?
00:16:20Huh?
00:16:22Why we got divorced?
00:16:24Will she tell you?
00:16:26Really? Parents?
00:16:28You're the ones who taught me to hide anything
00:16:30that might shame you in the morning.
00:16:32Practice what you preach.
00:16:34I'm keeping this.
00:16:38Hey, how was rehearsal?
00:16:40Awful.
00:16:42I had to play lead guitar.
00:16:44Babe, I'm working here. I'm not messing around on you.
00:16:46I know.
00:16:48Sorry.
00:16:50Ooh, Dee, what a day!
00:16:52Ah!
00:16:54Ah!
00:16:56M.O.V.E.
00:16:58Come here.
00:17:00Hey, you had something.
00:17:02You tell him yet?
00:17:05Come on, come on, come on.
00:17:07Gosh, sorry. I was at rehearsal.
00:17:09I'm not used to it yet.
00:17:11Hey.
00:17:13I'm just so sorry we don't have time to celebrate.
00:17:15I'm not into this business.
00:17:17You'll see when you and Tony run it.
00:17:19Hey, let them get married first.
00:17:22Oh, this is the most beautiful time for you,
00:17:26this and when you get pregnant.
00:17:28I think we're gonna wait.
00:17:30Ah!
00:17:32Ah!
00:17:34That's what they all say now.
00:17:36Now, when you are a good Catholic,
00:17:39these things, they're just a copy.
00:17:42You're bullshit.
00:17:44All right, all right, all right.
00:17:46We're just so happy!
00:17:48When we do have kids, I want them to know their culture.
00:17:50This girl's gonna make such a good Italian wife.
00:17:52People are Italian.
00:17:54Hey, Pop, the whole world is an Italia, Italia, Italia.
00:17:56Leave him alone.
00:17:58Hey, you won't make a good Italian wife if you disagree with me.
00:18:00Please, if that's the case,
00:18:02I won't make a good Italian wife, period.
00:18:04Oh!
00:18:06Why, this is my defenses!
00:18:14What?
00:18:16The toilet's not working.
00:18:18Just close the lid.
00:18:20Ew! Can you ask Tony?
00:18:22What do you do if the toilet's not running?
00:18:24Turn the water on.
00:18:26Nicolette, I'll see you inside.
00:18:28And let me know if you have another plumbing emergency.
00:18:30Frankie?
00:18:32Frankie?
00:18:34Turn the water on.
00:18:36What was that?
00:18:38Can we just get the trunk unloaded?
00:18:40Ugh.
00:18:56Come on, you're giving me indigestion
00:18:58just watching you, for Christ's sake.
00:19:00What's the matter with you, man?
00:19:02Hey.
00:19:04Guess who I am now.
00:19:06Mm.
00:19:08Mm?
00:19:10Mm!
00:19:12Tell him you suck on a noise.
00:19:14We gotta talk about this.
00:19:16Come on.
00:19:18You got a problem with it?
00:19:20You got a problem with it?
00:19:22Imagine Brando singing it.
00:19:24Mm.
00:19:26Mm.
00:19:28That's what I'm saying.
00:19:30Everything sounds better when Brando says it.
00:19:32You got enough food there, Lou?
00:19:34You know,
00:19:36I don't get this place.
00:19:38What's to get?
00:19:40Business with no hassle, somewhere to meet and greet.
00:19:42He's opening up a sandwich shop.
00:19:44This place don't look so hassle-free to me.
00:19:46My father, God bless him,
00:19:48he was still alive.
00:19:50Imagine him walking into some Mexican joint?
00:19:52Forget about it.
00:19:54Tapas is a tapas joint.
00:19:56What does that mean? Can't get full?
00:19:58Hey, I got a real Spaniard in the kitchen,
00:20:00this ain't TV.
00:20:02We need to keep our noses clean.
00:20:06I know it ain't easy to take,
00:20:08but your old man was like a father to me.
00:20:10On his deathbed,
00:20:12who does he ask for?
00:20:14His nephew.
00:20:16So, bravo.
00:20:18You're the boss. I'm living with it.
00:20:20But it was like my father slapped my face.
00:20:22Vecchio pazzo!
00:20:24He loved you, Lou.
00:20:26But I can't say it more plainly.
00:20:28Business is business.
00:20:30Come on. Have another drink.
00:20:32Ladies, table's ready.
00:20:34Want some dessert?
00:20:36Hi, Cesar.
00:20:38I love this place.
00:20:40Even their bathrooms are done by artists.
00:20:42What's with the toilet fetish?
00:20:44Nothing. I had some problems, right?
00:20:48So tired of playing all these games
00:20:52I don't even want to know your name
00:20:56Cause we're deep in this mire
00:21:00And my heart, body, my mind
00:21:04Taken by, shaken by desire
00:21:10Desire
00:21:14Desire
00:21:18Desire
00:21:24Desire
00:21:30Hi, we are the Addison Altos!
00:21:32Thank you!
00:21:34Hi, the band Beer. We're seven.
00:21:46Seriously, you guys, like, rocked.
00:21:48And you, so sexy,
00:21:50you'd kill on American Idol.
00:21:52But you know, you guys should seriously consider
00:21:54closing with a classic.
00:21:56I don't know, like Sinatra or something.
00:21:58You're in Jersey.
00:22:00Or you could close with an Italian folk song.
00:22:02I have this Cuban friend who kills
00:22:04with Guantanamera at the end of her set.
00:22:06We're rock.
00:22:08She's rock? You have to spice it up a bit.
00:22:10Don't think she didn't try.
00:22:12She had an accordion one night, remember?
00:22:14So please, don't encourage the ethnic.
00:22:16It nearly sank us.
00:22:18It wasn't that bad.
00:22:20You want ethnic? No.
00:22:22Here we go.
00:22:24I have a contact on Mob Hit if you guys want a gig.
00:22:26Thanks, but no thanks. I think someone needs to protect
00:22:28the Italian heritage. Are you serious?
00:22:30The Italian heritage is in Italy.
00:22:32I knew it. I know. Carpe.
00:22:34What?
00:22:36I got nothing. Come on.
00:22:38Must have a little something in order
00:22:40to reel this one in.
00:22:42Hey, um,
00:22:44you were amazing.
00:22:46Oh, thanks.
00:22:48Is it true what they say about
00:22:50everyone wanting to fuck a rock star?
00:22:52Let's go.
00:23:00You are an important person.
00:23:02You are in control of your destiny.
00:23:06Mr. B, one of the girls left you her card.
00:23:18That'll be good boots.
00:23:20Saw the way he was looking at me at the wake,
00:23:22I should have dropped him right there.
00:23:24Whoa, whoa, you got proof?
00:23:26Maybe it's him, maybe it's not him.
00:23:28Lots of folks are challenging power these days,
00:23:30especially new power.
00:23:32You know, Sun Tzu says...
00:23:34He's never kissed my tush.
00:23:36I don't need my after-dinner mint to be made of lead.
00:23:38All right, I'll take care of this.
00:23:40Come on.
00:23:42Thank you.
00:24:02See ya.
00:24:12See ya.
00:24:22You got something to say?
00:24:28If I did, I would have said it 25 years ago.
00:24:32Should have been me, you know.
00:24:34Comes time for a new boss, just saying,
00:24:36it should have been me.
00:24:38Remember to pick up the sausage tomorrow.
00:24:42See ya.
00:24:44See ya.
00:25:10Oh, shit.
00:25:14So, uh, Carlos knows a guy, Arturo,
00:25:16whose brother's gonna help me hit the frozen food angle
00:25:18from a whole new direction.
00:25:20Basically, brand the food I've eaten for my entire life.
00:25:22Did you hear what I just said?
00:25:24Yeah, mob hit.
00:25:26I have no idea if your new friend
00:25:28had anything to do with it.
00:25:30I mean, she just mentioned it last night.
00:25:32She's a whore,
00:25:34but even she can't move that fast.
00:25:36All right, all right, I get it. You don't like her.
00:25:38I don't trust her.
00:25:40Like's got nothing to do with it.
00:25:42I mean, I knew when I'd be there,
00:25:44but this one, I gotta say no.
00:25:46It's your career.
00:25:48Which is apparently less interesting than frozen food.
00:25:50Come on, I was listening.
00:25:56Good news?
00:25:58Oh, now he's listening.
00:26:00Relax, it's a girl.
00:26:02Babe, I was listening the whole time, okay?
00:26:06Get back to your silverware.
00:26:08All right.
00:26:12Hey.
00:26:18Hey.
00:26:22I wasn't sure if you were coming.
00:26:24I, uh,
00:26:26wasn't sure myself.
00:26:28You're cleaning the patio.
00:26:30Does that mean there's no lunch?
00:26:36Come on.
00:26:38You're probably right about
00:26:40finding a Sicilian song to close with.
00:26:42I'm just paranoid
00:26:44since it bombed.
00:26:46Well, I'm not talking three songs here.
00:26:48I'm just talking one, and a short one at that.
00:26:50And you know, you could try a
00:26:52fun song, but with Sicilians,
00:26:54you're probably better off sticking with romantic notions
00:26:56of invasion and death.
00:26:58Nobody will understand the words.
00:27:00Just find a good beat.
00:27:02I got a letter from MobHit
00:27:04asking me to audition.
00:27:06Seemed a little suspicious.
00:27:08I recommend you. Yes.
00:27:10But you just saw me play.
00:27:12So?
00:27:14I knew you were calling the first moment that we met.
00:27:16And if I'm being totally honest,
00:27:18I'd like to get you out there.
00:27:20I, uh, don't think that's such a good idea.
00:27:22Sto scherzando.
00:27:24Caffè al vettro.
00:27:26E spugliatelle.
00:27:30I have no idea what you just said, but
00:27:32it sounded nice.
00:27:34I said that I was joking.
00:27:36And the rest is just
00:27:38what's right in front of you.
00:27:50So you want to talk about the
00:27:52wedding, eh?
00:27:54Getting cold feet, Francesca?
00:27:56Uh, yeah.
00:27:58Um, no.
00:28:00It's huge, right?
00:28:02Committing to someone?
00:28:04Up to now, Tony and I shared our dreams
00:28:06with each other, but
00:28:08we never had a shared dream.
00:28:10You know what I mean?
00:28:12Not exactly.
00:28:14Like,
00:28:16I had a dream about being on the cover
00:28:18of a chart-topping album.
00:28:20And Tony,
00:28:22he has a dream about his mug on a box
00:28:24of lasagna in somebody's freezer.
00:28:26That's weird, right?
00:28:28Well, uh, you feel like there's
00:28:30room for both.
00:28:32I can't wake up one day without a dream of my own.
00:28:36Then don't ever stop dreaming.
00:28:40It's not that easy.
00:28:42This friend of mine wants me to audition for Mob Hit,
00:28:44which I know would be amazing exposure
00:28:46for the band, but...
00:28:48Have you heard? We got some of the cast members
00:28:50for our parade. That's great, right?
00:28:52No.
00:28:54No?
00:28:56But I want to involve the young people.
00:28:58This is what they enjoy.
00:29:00What kind of message does it send
00:29:02that Italians worship murderers and thieves?
00:29:04Christ himself
00:29:06embraced murderers and thieves.
00:29:08Jesus forgives
00:29:10mobsters, Frankie.
00:29:12That's sub-schedule.
00:29:30Ma?
00:29:32Oh, Mom.
00:29:34Uh, this is my Japanese
00:29:36cooking instructor.
00:29:38Just getting a little
00:29:40rice off your lip?
00:29:42I'll let myself out.
00:29:44Okay.
00:29:48You hungry?
00:29:50No.
00:29:52You know when a kid tells an
00:29:54Italian mother no, she feeds him anyway, right?
00:29:56Why?
00:29:58Because she's an Italian mother. That's what she does.
00:30:00Baby, I know you're trying to find your roots
00:30:02and all that, but this Italian mother
00:30:04is tired, so
00:30:06if you say you're not hungry, I'm like, good.
00:30:12I thought you said you weren't hungry.
00:30:16You said you were tired.
00:30:24Oh, God.
00:30:26I cannot believe she turned you guys down.
00:30:28Who? That singer?
00:30:30Frankie? Yes.
00:30:32That would be her name.
00:30:34You're banging her.
00:30:36I'm banging her? Really?
00:30:38No, man. She's just talented.
00:30:40Okay? She could use a little push
00:30:42in the right direction.
00:30:44What? She's engaged.
00:30:46Since when has that ever stopped you, Nikki?
00:30:48Yeah, but you know.
00:30:50This one's different.
00:30:52How about getting your father to come to set?
00:30:54You think I get the real stuff from a book?
00:30:56Can you stop whining? You know I hate whiners.
00:30:58Everybody hates whiners.
00:31:00You're whining. That's what you do. You whine.
00:31:02And you know what? I honestly, I don't know how you
00:31:04pull it off on set.
00:31:06But I do, right?
00:31:10Right. Can you give her another shot
00:31:12or what?
00:31:14Yeah.
00:31:16Probably. I'll see what I can do.
00:31:18See?
00:31:20It doesn't feel good helping out other people.
00:31:22Like you'd know.
00:31:24Shut up. Thank you.
00:31:28I wasn't whining. Still whining.
00:31:30No, I'm not whining. Whining.
00:31:32I'm not whining. Whining!
00:31:34A little more of that olive oil, uh,
00:31:36bronze, please.
00:31:44Hey. Hey.
00:31:48Um, thanks for meeting me.
00:31:50Yeah, sure. What's going on?
00:31:52I just talked to my friend at mob hit and he said that
00:31:54he'll forget that you turned on the audition and give you another shot
00:31:56if you'll take it.
00:31:58What part of no aren't you getting? The N or the O?
00:32:00Frankie, it's a really great opportunity.
00:32:02National exposure. I think that you should take it.
00:32:06Look, I brought you a DVD.
00:32:08You ever seen the show? Ever?
00:32:16Knowledge is power, Frankie.
00:32:20Yeah.
00:32:34Are we tailing her or her ass, Ladeau?
00:32:38You know who she is, right?
00:32:40Yes, I know who she is, which is why I'm confused.
00:32:42These two girls hanging out?
00:32:44I don't know. Something's fishy.
00:32:46Pig.
00:32:48What?
00:32:50No, I didn't mean it that way.
00:32:52I meant it the regular way, but that's funny, though.
00:32:54Fishy? Yeah, you know about fishy.
00:32:56Bumping uglies. You've got to be kidding me.
00:32:58Come on.
00:33:00You need a little love injection there, Ladeau?
00:33:02Huh? Let me ask you a question.
00:33:04Are you the lipstick or the dipstick?
00:33:06Okay, are you gonna go grab her up or are you gonna sit there
00:33:08and wet nurse your balls all day?
00:33:10I might sit here and wet nurse my balls all day.
00:33:12You're on the clock. Get out.
00:33:14Hey, you.
00:33:16Excuse me. FBI. Can you get in the car, please?
00:33:18No way, pervert.
00:33:22Nice jacket.
00:33:24Hey, Ladeau.
00:33:28Thank you.
00:33:38Francesca Del Reggio.
00:33:44A little odd, don't you think?
00:33:46You find the body, then go to the wake.
00:33:48Show up buddy-buddy
00:33:50with the daughter of the new jefe in Brooklyn.
00:33:52Don't you mean capo di capi
00:33:54or don or I don't know, something Italian?
00:33:56We're watching you.
00:33:58Yep.
00:34:00Hope you enjoy the show.
00:34:14You're bugging me at home? What is it?
00:34:16Listen, we're having a problem with Tom.
00:34:18I know like 20 Toms.
00:34:20Do you know Tommy One-Nut?
00:34:22Tommy One-Nut from Brooklyn or Tommy One-Nut from the Bronx?
00:34:24Who's Tommy One-Nut from the Bronx?
00:34:26Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:34:28Oh, bad enough we got a guy with One-Nut.
00:34:30So, uh, Tommy from Brooklyn, who's an acorn short.
00:34:32What about him?
00:34:34He wrote a check he can't even cash with Lou from Cobble Hill.
00:34:36Lou took his action?
00:34:38I just said that.
00:34:40So no action, all right?
00:34:42Let's get straight.
00:34:44I said all right.
00:34:46Listen, we're getting hungry.
00:34:48Where can we get some cavadels?
00:34:50You can't stutter-fart around this neighborhood
00:34:52without hitting a fusion place.
00:34:54Hey, look what they done to that pizza grotto.
00:34:56Vindaloo pizza, my ass.
00:34:58It's disgusting.
00:35:00All right, no green olives, just black olives.
00:35:02What's going on?
00:35:04You seem like you're in another world today.
00:35:06No, I'm fine.
00:35:08Oh, hey, can you bring the big mop pedal to rehearsal later?
00:35:10Yeah, but I'm gonna be late.
00:35:12Again?
00:35:14You saw that gluten-free shit? I gotta talk to a guy.
00:35:16Hey, how about you just kiss my big mop pedal?
00:35:18Pettacito, guaglio.
00:35:20Pettacito.
00:35:22Hey, guaglio.
00:35:24Hey, barona.
00:35:26Mmm.
00:35:28Father, you make it the best of food bread.
00:35:30Lina.
00:35:32Buongiorno, buongiorno.
00:35:34Enjoy. Sit, sit.
00:35:36Thank you.
00:35:38Hi, ladies.
00:35:40Uh, can I get you something to start?
00:35:42Uh, a big mop.
00:35:46Hey.
00:35:50It's the girl from the show.
00:35:54Yo, you guys must be
00:35:56so stoked about Mobhead.
00:35:58What? Yeah!
00:36:00No, I turned him down. I was...
00:36:02No, you can suck my cazzone,
00:36:04but you're anti-defamation bullshit already.
00:36:06Pagagazza! What did he call me?
00:36:08Camille Paglia, maybe? Give me something to call him.
00:36:10Minga. Minga!
00:36:12Fica. Prick. Pussy.
00:36:14Called me a pussy. Bafangul!
00:36:16Go fuck yourself. Yeah, I know that one.
00:36:34Oh.
00:36:50Caesar.
00:36:52Oh, Caesar.
00:36:54Ah, ah, ah.
00:37:02You don't remember me, do you?
00:37:25The fuck?
00:37:32I have not been out to the Rockaway
00:37:34since Hurricane Sandy.
00:37:36This is crazy.
00:37:38Yeah, you think things will last forever.
00:37:40I guess it leaves space for something new.
00:37:42Mm-hmm.
00:37:44So, the feast.
00:37:46I heard that you're doing a dance class.
00:37:48Uh, yeah, the pizzica decor.
00:37:50Ah, pizzica from the heart.
00:37:52You know it?
00:37:54Yeah, of course I do.
00:37:56At the end of the dance, the woman gives her scarf
00:37:58to whoever steals her heart.
00:38:02So, my mom's got a birthday coming up,
00:38:04and I don't know what to get her.
00:38:06I want it to be meaningful,
00:38:08you know, to say something about us.
00:38:10Okay.
00:38:12So, what's the first thing you think of when I say family?
00:38:14Having dinner on the table, I guess.
00:38:16Everyone laughing, a big pan of lasagna.
00:38:18Oh, it's my mom's best dish.
00:38:22What's your favorite?
00:38:24Piece? The corner.
00:38:26Of course it is. The driest slice.
00:38:28That's it.
00:38:30What?
00:38:32That's the gift.
00:38:34You get her the best lasagna pan money can buy,
00:38:36and then you write her a card and tell her
00:38:38exactly what you just told me.
00:38:40But she hasn't made lasagna in, like, a year.
00:38:42Yeah, but it's the thought that counts.
00:38:44True.
00:38:46That's what I would do if it was my mom anyway.
00:38:48So, why is that?
00:38:50I just think it's important, you know?
00:38:52Family.
00:38:54Hey, can I ask you something?
00:38:56Yeah.
00:38:58What's it like
00:39:00growing up in a family that's
00:39:02in the life?
00:39:04What are you talking about?
00:39:06Isn't your...
00:39:10So, when did you get into the whole
00:39:12Italian pride thing? Was it always that way?
00:39:14What way?
00:39:16What way?
00:39:18Alright, alright.
00:39:22After my dad left, maybe.
00:39:24I get it.
00:39:26When you miss somebody, sometimes it's easier to do anything
00:39:28but think about why.
00:39:36I can't believe the boardwalk's gone.
00:39:38I know.
00:39:40Alright, how's this?
00:39:42Kinda like that. Keep it going.
00:39:44But it's...
00:39:46I've been mixing
00:39:48hope and doubt.
00:39:50I've been changing
00:39:52and I don't know how.
00:39:54Something,
00:39:56something, something.
00:40:00It's pretty.
00:40:02Well, minus the somethings.
00:40:04I love it. Let's do this. What is it?
00:40:06Oh, you know, just
00:40:08going through this thing.
00:40:10Tony, he's putting you through the ringer.
00:40:12I'm telling you, everybody's getting married. It's always crazy.
00:40:14Crazy? Maybe not really, Tony.
00:40:16I have a friend who
00:40:18brought some things to my attention.
00:40:20You know, just re-evaluating some stuff.
00:40:22A friend?
00:40:24All the time I've known you, I've never written a song about a friend.
00:40:26Well, she's a really special
00:40:28friend and...
00:40:30Oh my God, it's that girl. What?
00:40:32That girl.
00:40:34She's just my friend.
00:40:36Frankie!
00:40:38She's just really great. Oh, yeah.
00:40:40She's fun and...
00:40:42I like her.
00:40:44She's fun and
00:40:46fiery and free and
00:40:48everything I'm not.
00:40:50I mean, she speaks Italian
00:40:52and she cooks Italian.
00:40:54Does Tony know?
00:40:56She might even be in the Mafia.
00:40:58Ha ha!
00:41:00Are you kidding me? You can't even watch Mafia
00:41:02and your girlfriend's going to be a mobster?
00:41:04I don't have a girlfriend.
00:41:06Oh my God, you're crazy.
00:41:08I love it.
00:41:10Kat? Frankie!
00:41:12Between Tony and my family and his family,
00:41:14I mean, I cannot put a girlfriend on my plate
00:41:16so you don't have anything to worry about.
00:41:18So can we just write a song?
00:41:20Play the song. Come on. Start it over from the top.
00:41:22Oh, yeah. It's going to be called
00:41:24You, Tony and Your Girlfriend the Mobster.
00:41:26It's going to be called Mob Hit.
00:41:28You are awful.
00:41:30We'll call it Mob Hit.
00:41:32It's our newest hit.
00:41:34Oh, amazing.
00:41:38Knock, knock, knock.
00:41:46Not a word.
00:41:48You got a problem with it?
00:41:52So?
00:41:54I'm intrigued.
00:41:56Okay. Intrigued is good.
00:41:58You hungry?
00:42:00After that, not really.
00:42:02Whatever.
00:42:04I fixed a meal you could choke Caesar on.
00:42:06Come on.
00:42:16If I didn't do it, I'd have to hire someone,
00:42:18and maybe I don't want other guys in my yard.
00:42:24I got a birthday coming up.
00:42:26Are you ignorant?
00:42:28Why do you got to remind me of a birthday
00:42:30when all I'm thinking is I'm one step closer to the grave
00:42:32and I got nothing to show for it?
00:42:34Attitude? It's pure Sicily.
00:42:36Frankie is engaged. She's going to be gone soon.
00:42:38Heather, well, she may hang on until I'm horizontal,
00:42:40but you don't got to remind me of a day
00:42:42that I don't want to celebrate.
00:42:44Doing this, it made me think of the old days
00:42:46and make a big pile of leaves,
00:42:48throw the girls in, roll around with them.
00:42:50Yeah, well, in the words of Buddha,
00:42:52be here now.
00:42:54These plates are amazing.
00:42:56Thanks.
00:42:58I have the whole collection.
00:43:00They belong to my mother.
00:43:02Past tense, is she...
00:43:04Uh, no, she went back to Sicily when I was nine,
00:43:06but that's not why I asked you here.
00:43:08I can't get you out of my head, Frankie.
00:43:14You know, I've been thinking about you, too,
00:43:16but not in that way.
00:43:18You know, I've been thinking about you, too,
00:43:20but not in that way.
00:43:22Your stuffed shells weren't that good,
00:43:24weren't they?
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:32Um, I'm sorry,
00:43:34that was so uncalled for.
00:43:36Smells good!
00:43:38Dad, hi.
00:43:40Um, you remember Frankie?
00:43:42Yeah, I met you at the wake
00:43:44with my sister Heather.
00:43:46I'm real sorry about Pinky.
00:43:48Your sister?
00:43:50Yeah, Heather.
00:43:52Yeah, you and she, you close?
00:43:54I guess.
00:43:56You know Mr. Roma.
00:43:58Son of a bitch.
00:44:00Huh?
00:44:02Don't play cute. Watch yourself, sweetheart.
00:44:04Dad, what the hell?
00:44:06I need to speak with you alone.
00:44:10I'm so sorry about that.
00:44:12Nicolette!
00:44:14Okay, I'm coming!
00:44:16You don't have to be rude to my friend.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:34Tell you what, something big is going down
00:44:36and that girl knows something.
00:44:38What's she gonna know?
00:44:40Daughter can talk.
00:44:42What?
00:44:44It's not like the old days.
00:44:46Women, they know shit now.
00:44:48Still, no one's talking.
00:44:50Whatever, fine.
00:44:52You know what?
00:44:54I got another idea entirely.
00:44:56Nope.
00:44:58You are not getting this one.
00:45:00Really?
00:45:02Yup, big idea for one right here.
00:45:04Such a kiss-ass.
00:45:06Louie!
00:45:08Hey!
00:45:10Keep going, you look great.
00:45:12My wife gave me this kind of thing
00:45:14for our anniversary.
00:45:16Where's my wife?
00:45:20Hey, skagoots.
00:45:22I wasn't sure before, but now?
00:45:24Sends a girl over to spy on him.
00:45:26Going through my daughter.
00:45:28This business has sunk to a new low.
00:45:30No, look, it's not Sonny.
00:45:32I saw that girl getting out of a federal car.
00:45:34I don't believe this.
00:45:36Can't even wax my salami in peace.
00:45:38Whoa, you're doing this girl?
00:45:40Her sister.
00:45:42Christ.
00:45:44We're females now.
00:45:46What's the world coming to?
00:45:48There's an old Sanskrit saying,
00:45:50you can't cook half the chicken
00:45:52and expect the other half to lay eggs.
00:45:54Shut the fuck up.
00:45:56Saying, it's all downhill from here.
00:45:58You know who this girl is?
00:46:00Should I?
00:46:02Come on, we're done here.
00:46:04Come on, get off this thing.
00:46:06All right, here we go.
00:46:08Come on.
00:46:10Ooh, ooh, something in the, uh,
00:46:12the groin region just...
00:46:14You got me?
00:46:16I'm working out way too hard.
00:46:18Ah, hold on.
00:46:20Oh, yeah, take it easy.
00:46:24I know, I know I'm late.
00:46:26I got caught up
00:46:28watching Mob Pet.
00:46:30Yeah, yeah, I just,
00:46:32I gotta grab a clean work shirt
00:46:34and then I'll be there.
00:46:36All right.
00:46:38Ah.
00:46:44Tony!
00:46:46Hey!
00:46:50Ever hear of a broom?
00:46:52It's ten times faster.
00:46:54Why is faster always better?
00:46:56I don't know what's gotten into you lately.
00:46:58You want a sweep? Fine.
00:47:00Think we can find a broom inside?
00:47:02Didn't think so.
00:47:04Looks good, right?
00:47:06All I see is Mob Pet.
00:47:08The red sauce looks like blood.
00:47:10I can't believe you watched it. Where the hell were you?
00:47:12I had the most amazing stuffed shells.
00:47:14Is that an answer?
00:47:20Mm, no, but that is.
00:47:24I'm reconsidering the audition.
00:47:26What do you think?
00:47:28Oh, no.
00:47:34Tastes like feet.
00:47:36It could be better. Yeah.
00:47:38It could be fresh, hot, steamy.
00:47:40You burnt my fingers. On the plate.
00:47:42What happened to fresh, hot, steamy?
00:47:44Sapere e potere. What?
00:47:46Speak to me in Italian.
00:47:48You're not serious, are you?
00:47:58Hi, there.
00:48:00I haven't been back
00:48:02for some time, so
00:48:04how's it here?
00:48:06In the wintertime,
00:48:08I forget.
00:48:10Won't
00:48:12you
00:48:14come back?
00:48:16Won't you
00:48:18come back?
00:48:20Won't you
00:48:22come back?
00:48:24Won't you
00:48:26Won't you
00:48:28come back?
00:48:30Hey!
00:48:38Pick a light.
00:48:42Hello?
00:48:46Yes, I know.
00:48:48I know what you had to do to keep her band in the running
00:48:50for Mob Hit.
00:48:52I'll see what I can do about getting my dad on set.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:00Hey.
00:49:06Did you know
00:49:08that your door is unlocked?
00:49:10Did you know that you're
00:49:12drunk?
00:49:14Clearly.
00:49:20What?
00:49:22What?
00:49:24Come on, Frankie.
00:49:26Did you mean it?
00:49:28The kiss?
00:49:30Is that why you're here?
00:49:36What if I said maybe?
00:49:38I like maybe.
00:49:42Maybe is
00:49:44a lot of things.
00:49:46Maybe is
00:49:48full of possibility.
00:49:52Maybe is
00:49:54full of possibility.
00:50:22Babe, you're drunk.
00:50:34Let me call you a car.
00:50:46You're wincing.
00:50:48I'm not wincing.
00:50:50Let me work on your frets in peace.
00:50:52Go sing for my grandfather.
00:50:54You know he loves that shit.
00:50:56Please?
00:50:58Your frets will be done when you get back.
00:51:00Fine. Be good to her.
00:51:02I'll be right back.
00:51:04Go. Come on, go.
00:51:10Put the A
00:51:12at everywhere and
00:51:14the D at...
00:51:16Bella Fusco thinks you called the hit.
00:51:18Why the fuck would he think that?
00:51:20You were supposed to divert any attention.
00:51:22Gagoots, we gotta move on this quick
00:51:24or you're a dead man.
00:51:26I'm a dead man.
00:51:28You brought me into this. No way I go down alone.
00:51:30True, Bootsy.
00:51:34There you are.
00:51:38Francesca, you gonna sing for Dad?
00:51:40What the fuck?
00:51:42Hey, Grandpa, your nurse is here.
00:51:44He hates when they send a male nurse.
00:51:46Not that I can blame him.
00:51:52I saw that girl right there
00:51:54get out of a federal car.
00:51:56Oh, get the fuck out.
00:51:58Hey, Francesca. Hi, Mr. Romer.
00:52:00Good kid. She sings to my dad.
00:52:02Look, I'm just saying,
00:52:04I saw her get out of a federal car.
00:52:06She's a girl and nobody. My son fixes her guitar.
00:52:08Your bookie's kid?
00:52:10Nickel Mike?
00:52:12Plus she's been hanging out with my goddaughter.
00:52:14Oh, what I heard that she's a, uh...
00:52:16Look, I'm just saying, Gagoots,
00:52:18you keep an eye on her
00:52:20because she ain't right.
00:52:32Hope my guitar's safe in your car.
00:52:34Trust me, it's fine here.
00:52:38How you doing, Charlie?
00:52:40Hey.
00:52:42Hey.
00:52:44Isn't that your dad?
00:52:46Uh, my Uncle Louie, yeah.
00:52:48They don't like me hanging around here.
00:52:50He's your uncle?
00:52:52Well, my second cousin, actually,
00:52:54but he's my godfather and old, so...
00:52:56He's your godfather?
00:52:58Of course he's your godfather.
00:53:00Come on, come on, please.
00:53:02I'm from the neighborhood.
00:53:04You know, my mother, she's...
00:53:06Makes a very inadequate ziti.
00:53:08This is insane.
00:53:10This is insane.
00:53:12Why did you bring me here?
00:53:14I know all these guys.
00:53:16Thought you might want to play to an appreciative crowd, you know?
00:53:18Test some folk songs so you don't
00:53:20shoot yourself in the foot at a real gig.
00:53:22Shoot myself in the foot? Why not just right between the eyes?
00:53:24Thanks to you, I'm not even sure if I have a band.
00:53:26Nice going.
00:53:28Fuck you. How about fuck you, Mafia Donna?
00:53:30Be my guest.
00:53:32What is that supposed to mean?
00:53:40So, this is like my seventh message.
00:53:42I can't believe you just left me there.
00:53:44Seriously?
00:53:46You took my guitar.
00:53:48So, Tony dropped by and left something for you.
00:53:50Oh, my God.
00:53:52What is it with this guy and lasagna?
00:53:54I say one time, one frickin' time
00:53:56that I miss Mom's lasagna,
00:53:58and now I'm up to my ass in it.
00:54:00I think it's sweet. I love Tony.
00:54:02This is gonna be me.
00:54:04A gangster's gommade.
00:54:06A gangster's gommade.
00:54:08This is gonna be me. A gangster's gommade.
00:54:10I know it doesn't take a lot of genetic material
00:54:12to make an entirely different human being,
00:54:14but really, Heather? Really?
00:54:18You know I slept with him, right?
00:54:20Who?
00:54:22Caesar. Who?
00:54:24What? No wonder he looked at me weird.
00:54:26He was probably like, oh, your sister's got nice tits.
00:54:28Hey.
00:54:30He said that?
00:54:32Did he?
00:54:34It's all fun and games now.
00:54:36Wait till you get older. You'll see.
00:54:40I miss Dad.
00:54:42Me, too.
00:54:44You're gonna be married soon. You know what?
00:54:46We're going out.
00:54:48Really? Yeah.
00:54:50You have to change this whole entire outfit.
00:54:52It's horrific.
00:54:54What is this, cowboy vest?
00:54:56Got it? Goodwill.
00:54:58Exactly.
00:55:04Oh, come on, Heather.
00:55:06You're not parking a semi.
00:55:08I can't believe I'm trying to one-up Laughlin.
00:55:10I'm the superior here.
00:55:12Oh, my God.
00:55:14And I'm totally talking to myself.
00:55:16I must be tired.
00:55:18God, it's hot in here.
00:55:20I hate menopause.
00:55:28Son of a bitch.
00:55:30Holy shit.
00:55:32Holy shit.
00:55:34It's that kid again.
00:55:36Oh, these two girls are up to something.
00:55:38And no shit, Laughlin.
00:55:40And I'm gonna find out what.
00:55:42Hey, it's...
00:55:44Here we go.
00:55:46Showtime.
00:55:48A hit? On who?
00:55:50I can't say. Why not?
00:55:52Life is dangerous enough for you without actually knowing
00:55:54what the hell is going on.
00:55:56Was that sarcasm?
00:55:58Because that was pretty good for you.
00:56:00Heather? Francesca?
00:56:02Do I know you? Get your hands off me.
00:56:04I know you have evidence.
00:56:06You have a recording we need.
00:56:08Leave us alone. You guys think you know everything.
00:56:10It's creepy. And I'm getting no credit here
00:56:12for not blowing your pervert friend's cover.
00:56:14So before you go asking me what I know,
00:56:16here's a newsflash. Nothing.
00:56:18Who are you right now?
00:56:20May I remind you girls, this is a federal investigation.
00:56:22You don't bring it to us, we come to you.
00:56:26That was amazing.
00:56:30You know, if she won't talk to the feds,
00:56:32maybe Sonny is playing me.
00:56:34Did he set me up?
00:56:38If he talks to Cesar...
00:56:40Oh, geez.
00:56:42My shitty luck always...
00:56:44Oh!
00:56:52Honey, bring me ice!
00:56:56Your sister sounded pretty shaken up
00:56:58or excited.
00:57:00It's hard to tell. What's going on?
00:57:02I need my guitar. Right now.
00:57:04Tomorrow might be too late.
00:57:06What's that supposed to mean?
00:57:08I just need my guitar.
00:57:10Forget about it. Forget about it?
00:57:12You don't say forget about it. I said forget it, okay?
00:57:16Your sister said something about the feds.
00:57:20If the feds show up and something goes down,
00:57:22I'll never get her back.
00:57:24This is associated with that? No.
00:57:26Dad, it's my last call! Don't be ridiculous.
00:57:28She just got a fret job! Excuse me?
00:57:32I just need my guitar.
00:57:34I'll take it.
00:57:38Fine.
00:57:40You're not seven anymore, right?
00:57:42Stop acting like it.
00:57:46We're not here.
00:57:48Live large. Leave a message.
00:57:52Look, I think your lovebird's gonna chirp.
00:57:56What the fuck are you talking about?
00:57:58Your breakout manicurist and her sister?
00:58:00They're dirty. I got proof.
00:58:02All right, thanks.
00:58:04Hey, Nikki.
00:58:06How about your friend?
00:58:08What now, Dad?
00:58:20Who else is here?
00:58:22Mr. Bell...
00:58:24Is this supposed to be some kind of distraction?
00:58:26Oh, my God.
00:58:28Where's your book house?
00:58:30It's around the corner.
00:58:34Hey, do I look finished?
00:58:36You ever heard of dry cleaning?
00:58:38It relaxes me.
00:58:40Oh, yeah, you look real relaxed.
00:58:46Frozen lasagna.
00:58:48I'll get you a washcloth.
00:58:50What do you know?
00:58:52Okay, you know that saying,
00:58:54keep your friends close and your enemies closer?
00:58:58Yours is up your ass, Paisan.
00:59:02What?
00:59:04Oh, God, it's Nicholas.
00:59:06You know, Uncle Godfather Dude.
00:59:08You know, the pudgy guy.
00:59:10Frankie!
00:59:12Oh, fuck!
00:59:16Where's my daughter?
00:59:18Where's my daughter?
00:59:20Hey, stop it!
00:59:22We're leaving.
00:59:24You know she just wants a guitar, right?
00:59:26Is that why you're here?
00:59:28Ridiculous, all of you.
00:59:32Come on.
00:59:34You sure about what you said there?
00:59:40Take a listen.
00:59:44Here.
00:59:48Where'd you park?
00:59:50You gotta get that horn changed.
01:00:04What did you give him?
01:00:06Dad, I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:08I'm gonna ask this one more time,
01:00:10and out of respect for me, I need you to answer.
01:00:12What did you give him?
01:00:14Answer me!
01:00:16Right!
01:00:18My mp3 player.
01:00:20Recorder thing, you know?
01:00:24Do you know this guy?
01:00:26I'm trying to figure something out here.
01:00:30I need to tell you something.
01:00:32And I...
01:00:34I don't want you to get all nutty on me.
01:00:36Can you handle this?
01:00:38I don't think I can handle
01:00:40any of the things I've been handling.
01:00:42I don't really work
01:00:44at the daycare center.
01:00:46I just, um...
01:00:48I make book out of there.
01:00:50I take bets...
01:00:54for basically that guy.
01:00:56I work for Good Goods.
01:01:00I tried to shield you girls from it.
01:01:02I'm sorry.
01:01:04I just didn't need you to know
01:01:06that I was in the life.
01:01:08Wow.
01:01:10Come on, Frankie.
01:01:12Let me drive you home.
01:01:14Come on, if anything happens,
01:01:16your mother choked me with wasabi.
01:01:18Did she know?
01:01:22Of course she does.
01:01:26Come on, you're not safe now.
01:01:28Actually,
01:01:30it looks like I never was.
01:01:32Whoa.
01:01:36Whoa.
01:01:40Whoa.
01:01:42Whoa.
01:01:44Whoa.
01:01:48No, no, no, no.
01:01:50I'm not doing this.
01:01:52I'm not doing this.
01:01:54What are you doing?
01:01:56What are you doing?
01:01:58I'm not doing this.
01:02:00Can't you just leave me alone, Dad?
01:02:17I saw you with your dad, Frankie.
01:02:18You okay?
01:02:19You want to talk about something?
01:02:20Um, right, maybe I shouldn't have come here, right?
01:02:47What is this?
01:02:55Do you really have to know?
01:03:06I think I need to know.
01:03:14I don't know.
01:03:15I don't know.
01:03:16I can tell if you're gonna be fine.
01:03:17No.
01:03:18Sure.
01:03:19I can tell if you're okay now.
01:03:21Yeah.
01:03:23Sure.
01:03:25You okay?
01:03:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:03:56Okay.
01:04:00Hey babe, where are you?
01:04:02Been trying to get all day.
01:04:04Alright, I'm gonna use the key.
01:04:06Talk to you later, I'll be inside.
01:04:08Frankie?
01:04:10Oh, hey.
01:04:12Hey.
01:04:13What are we doing?
01:04:15We can't do this.
01:04:17I had cake with the priest and the Jesus statue.
01:04:19What are you talking about?
01:04:21I'm not gay.
01:04:22This is not how my life is supposed to be.
01:04:24This is not me.
01:04:25I can't be who everyone, who you and my dad,
01:04:28and your dad, oh my God, and Tony.
01:04:30I can't be who you all want me to be.
01:04:32I'm sorry.
01:04:39You notice anything strange about Frankie?
01:04:42Yeah, everything.
01:04:44Like the fact that she's obsessed with Italian culture?
01:04:47Or she has uneven nails?
01:04:49Or that she prefers gelato over Ben and Jerry's?
01:04:51What?
01:04:52No, I mean anything that I would consider strange.
01:04:54That's not strange.
01:04:59I'm not letting you go.
01:05:10I have to.
01:05:12Hey, there you are.
01:05:13I've been trying to get you all day.
01:05:14Where have you been?
01:05:15The studio.
01:05:16You could at least answer your phone.
01:05:18No, I really, I can't do this right now.
01:05:20Do what?
01:05:21I have to get to Nonna's.
01:05:22I promised her I'd pick up the pizza for the feast.
01:05:24Wait, I thought we were going together.
01:05:26Can I just meet you there?
01:05:28Yeah, yeah, sure.
01:05:30Okay.
01:05:31Are you sure everything's okay?
01:05:32Tony, I said I'm fine.
01:05:34Oh, Jesus.
01:05:38I'm sorry.
01:05:40I just have a lot going on, okay?
01:05:43Engagement?
01:05:46I really don't want to get into it.
01:05:49Okay.
01:05:50Yeah, sure.
01:05:52I'll see you at the feast, all right?
01:05:55Don't take too long.
01:05:58And next year, my lasagna is going to be at the feast.
01:06:00Lasagna!
01:06:01Yes, lasagna.
01:06:02Lots of freaking lasagna.
01:06:03That's what we're going to feast on.
01:06:06Ma, your canteen is a mess.
01:06:08How old is this can of tomatoes?
01:06:10Hey, that's my gravy.
01:06:12Hiya, Cheech.
01:06:14Your mother's here.
01:06:15I know.
01:06:16You know why.
01:06:17Shh.
01:06:18What, we're not talking about it?
01:06:19She's getting married.
01:06:20Let's talk about that.
01:06:21It's all right, Zia.
01:06:22Stop with the sugar.
01:06:23Your gravy's always sour.
01:06:25Santa Maria.
01:06:27Francesca, go taste this.
01:06:29See what it needs.
01:06:30I should really get to the feast.
01:06:32Besides, it must come to an end.
01:06:34Yes, my stomach's not right.
01:06:37Oh, Fran.
01:06:40Your father, he never wanted to hurt you.
01:06:44I don't get it.
01:06:45When I was little, he took me to Belmont Park
01:06:47and had me place a bet.
01:06:48There were all these long lines and...
01:06:50I know where this is going.
01:06:51Windows and...
01:06:52Better tell her story.
01:06:53Then he took me around the corner
01:06:54and there were these three small windows and no line.
01:06:57He says, this is where you collect your winnings.
01:07:01Think about it.
01:07:02His father took him to the track in Saratoga
01:07:06when he was seven.
01:07:09You didn't miss anything, Cheech.
01:07:12Your father missed it.
01:07:14It's a good story.
01:07:15It could end better, like your gravy.
01:07:18I don't want it.
01:07:19Oh.
01:07:21I'll be right out, Sophia.
01:07:22I just got to put a couple things together here.
01:07:32You might be hungry.
01:07:33It looks nice, thank you.
01:07:35Espresso?
01:07:36No, I don't drink it anymore.
01:07:39What did you drink?
01:07:41Green tea.
01:07:42No.
01:07:43Hey, we can run down the block.
01:07:45I mean, look, I'm not sure that they have it.
01:07:47You did it with the lemon rind and the sugar?
01:07:50Yeah.
01:07:52And you're in love.
01:07:59So what's so important?
01:08:04Frankie got herself in a little bit of a jam with the Don.
01:08:09I had to fess up to our girl.
01:08:13Frankie was in a spot.
01:08:14She's at the Don's house and I had to tell her what to do.
01:08:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, no.
01:08:18You all have enough prizes?
01:08:20Yeah, step on up, wildcat.
01:08:22No way.
01:08:23A Vincent D'Amico bobblehead?
01:08:25What?
01:08:26That's a deal.
01:08:30Hey.
01:08:31Come on, you got this.
01:08:33Oh.
01:08:34Getting close.
01:08:35Watch how you flip your wrist.
01:08:38That was funny.
01:08:39Win the pretty prize, pretty girl.
01:08:41Move it.
01:08:45We got a winner.
01:08:46I'll take the bobblehead.
01:08:50Yes.
01:08:51It's precious.
01:09:01Fresh hot pizza.
01:09:03Slice of pepperoni coming up top.
01:09:09I don't suppose you want to share a slice?
01:09:11Shut it.
01:09:12Right, shutting.
01:09:13This is all just a big mistake.
01:09:14You're hating the mafia so late in the last week.
01:09:16Oh, hey, sweetheart.
01:09:18Why don't you help me find Nicolette?
01:09:23I got this.
01:09:42What are you doing here?
01:09:44What am I doing?
01:09:47Jesus.
01:09:49Frankie, are you really that blind?
01:09:50I'm in love with you.
01:09:51What?
01:09:52You're gay?
01:09:53You got a problem with it?
01:09:54You got a problem with it?
01:09:57You got a problem with it?
01:10:00You got a problem with it?
01:10:02Hey.
01:10:03This isn't right.
01:10:04Let's go.
01:10:05Sit.
01:10:06Holy shit.
01:10:07You really are.
01:10:08I ought to ask you for your autograph.
01:10:10Then I'd have to kill you.
01:10:12You better look it on TV.
01:10:15You got a problem with it?
01:10:16Dad, the answer is yes.
01:10:22Come on, Frankie.
01:10:23Let's go.
01:10:40It used to be so simple, you know?
01:10:42It was loyalty, regard for certain ways.
01:10:45Frankie won this for me.
01:10:47What?
01:10:49My daughter, Heather, absolutely no manners,
01:10:51but we raised her, so who are you going to blame?
01:10:54Yeah.
01:10:55Hi, Cesar.
01:10:57John, I always thought I'd give you a huge wedding, you know?
01:11:02What's he talking about?
01:11:03I have no idea.
01:11:04My daughter, she's got a problem with my lifestyle.
01:11:08My lifestyle.
01:11:10I find out she's got a lifestyle, too.
01:11:12Lifestyle?
01:11:17Oh, my God.
01:11:18She's, she's a vegetarian?
01:11:22Your daughter's a lesbian?
01:11:24What's that say about Frankie?
01:11:25About Frankie.
01:11:26She's engaged.
01:11:27To a man?
01:11:28Yeah, to a man.
01:11:29He's a, he's a frickin' frozen food entrepreneur.
01:11:32Why?
01:11:33This calls for a family meeting.
01:11:35Your mother and I are divorced.
01:11:36We don't do family meetings.
01:11:37But you still love her, right?
01:11:39Yeah, he still loves her.
01:11:43You're not going to call me again?
01:11:47No.
01:11:49Did you?
01:11:51My God, he...
01:11:52Yeah, I know.
01:11:53Not to mention that, he's old enough to be...
01:11:55He's my age.
01:11:56And the woman you were seeing when you left Mom was how old?
01:11:59Come on.
01:12:00Intervention time.
01:12:03I wonder who signed up this year.
01:12:05Maybe Nona's making another appearance.
01:12:07That's it.
01:12:08Not another word until you tell me what's going on between you and her.
01:12:11There's nothing to say.
01:12:13A girl just told you she loved you.
01:12:15What's wrong with her?
01:12:16Nothing is wrong with her.
01:12:18Will you just stop it?
01:12:19Stop what?
01:12:20I got to go to the dance.
01:12:21You coming or not?
01:12:23What is going on with you two?
01:12:27I don't know.
01:12:29She's my friend.
01:12:31I don't know.
01:12:34You better figure it out.
01:12:44Oh, man.
01:12:47Paesani, make your way to the staging area.
01:12:50It's time to pizzica.
01:12:53Paesani, make your way to the staging area.
01:12:56It's time to pizzica.
01:13:02Sing the unsung heroes italiane.
01:13:06Joe Isito.
01:13:09Gaspare Modilaro.
01:13:12Vercelli and Andrea.
01:13:22Nicolai.
01:13:52Na, na, na, na, na, na.
01:13:54Vento l'amore e ci lo salva.
01:13:57Na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
01:14:00Vento l'amore e ci lo salva.
01:14:14Faccio un parato grazie al nostro amico.
01:14:17Faccio un parato grazie al nostro amico.
01:14:20Che compitano.
01:14:23Che compitano.
01:14:26Che compitano.
01:14:29Che compitano.
01:14:32Che compitano.
01:14:35Che compitano.
01:14:38Na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
01:14:41Vento l'amore e ci lo salva.
01:14:44Na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
01:14:48La, la.
01:14:58La, la.
01:15:04La, la.
01:15:07Pixie cut.
01:15:31Mom!
01:15:32This is what I got for getting pregnant before I was married.
01:15:35What?
01:15:37I mean, what did I do to deserve this?
01:15:39A cheating husband, a gay child, and this one I...
01:15:41A kid who slept with a mobster.
01:15:42What?
01:15:43Give it a rest, Ma. We all got problems.
01:15:45Ma!
01:15:50This is your fault.
01:15:53I mean, are you really gay?
01:15:55It's cool because now I can screw up as much as I want.
01:15:59Nope.
01:16:00Take some lessons, Mommy-to-be.
01:16:03What? Don't come out to your Italian family during the feast?
01:16:05Hey, not for nothing, but the girlfriend's hot!
01:16:13I'm really...
01:16:18Sorry. Jesus.
01:16:28You let her go.
01:16:30She's trouble.
01:16:32What about good goods?
01:16:33You're more worried about a couple of females.
01:16:36Oh, you want to go after Sonny.
01:16:38We need proof.
01:16:39And I'm just saying, those girls have it.
01:16:52Yeah, that thing with the general?
01:16:55I'm on it.
01:17:04Come in.
01:17:13I'm here to see Nicolette.
01:17:15Come here.
01:17:21How did you get this?
01:17:23Little Gino works on my guitar.
01:17:26You know, he gives a really great fret job at the end of the day.
01:17:28He's a great guitarist.
01:17:29He's a great guitarist.
01:17:30He's a great guitarist.
01:17:32You know, he gives a really great fret job if you ever need one.
01:17:34What?
01:17:36I don't want to know.
01:17:38So, I was there, you know, getting the fret job.
01:17:40Yeah, whatever the fuck fret job thing.
01:17:42Yeah, and...
01:17:43He told me to go sing for his grandfather.
01:17:45He likes the old stuff.
01:17:46Gino Roma.
01:17:48You sing in Italian?
01:17:50Yeah.
01:17:51My ex-wife used to sing in Italian.
01:17:53Okay.
01:17:56And then I went to the courtyard and...
01:17:59That's when I heard it.
01:18:02Maybe they set Louie up.
01:18:04Maybe you work for Gagooz.
01:18:06You know, Gagooz is a really stupid nickname.
01:18:08I'm not debating that.
01:18:09I don't work for him.
01:18:10I'm a musician. I play guitar.
01:18:12You make money off the old stuff?
01:18:14Not exactly.
01:18:15Well, you should get a band, play weddings.
01:18:17I had a band.
01:18:18A lot of money in weddings.
01:18:19We were rock and roll.
01:18:21Oh.
01:18:22So you, uh, look more wedding band, you don't mind my saying?
01:18:25Actually, I do.
01:18:28Now, can I go see your daughter?
01:18:30She went off to bed.
01:18:32Good.
01:18:45I'm sorry about that comment.
01:18:47The...
01:18:48Mafia Donna thing.
01:18:51It was wrong.
01:18:54Really, Frankie?
01:18:55That's what you're sorry about?
01:19:01Okay.
01:19:31I'm sorry.
01:19:32I'm sorry.
01:19:33I'm sorry.
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01:19:57I'm sorry.
01:19:58I'm sorry.
01:19:59I'm sorry.
01:20:00I'm sorry.
01:20:20We should talk.
01:20:22What the fuck is that?
01:20:23Modern technology.
01:20:24You're going to want to hear this.
01:20:28You carry it?
01:20:29Come on, give me more credit than that.
01:20:31Hello.
01:20:33Hi.
01:20:34Is your father inside?
01:20:35Jesus, you skeeved me out.
01:20:37A male nurse is a-
01:20:39No, I just, I care about your father.
01:20:41See, right there, that's what I'm talking about.
01:20:43You're fired.
01:20:44What?
01:20:46Yeah, fuck it.
01:20:47He's my father.
01:20:48I can care about him.
01:20:49Now get the fuck out of here.
01:20:50Scoot!
01:20:56What?
01:20:58It's your father.
01:21:01Yeah, come on.
01:21:02Scoot.
01:21:27Scoot over, you're hogging the whole sink.
01:21:29You have the tiniest bathroom.
01:21:33Oh my gosh, what'd I get on me?
01:21:36Just a little something.
01:21:38No bars and clothes.
01:21:40Yeah, like I will fit into your clothes.
01:21:47You're so beautiful.
01:21:52We'll write back at you.
01:21:54Don't forget the starch.
01:21:58I didn't want to believe it.
01:21:59Why?
01:22:00Because we're family.
01:22:02Uncle Louie.
01:22:04What, you got someone here?
01:22:05Believe me, she ain't got a guy in here.
01:22:07I didn't, what, you know?
01:22:09Everybody knows.
01:22:11Cat's out of the bag.
01:22:14Hey, you're engaged.
01:22:15You're engaged.
01:22:16You're engaged.
01:22:17You're engaged.
01:22:18You're engaged.
01:22:19You're engaged.
01:22:20You're engaged.
01:22:20You're engaged.
01:22:21You're engaged.
01:22:22You're engaged.
01:22:25Dad!
01:22:26Geez.
01:22:27What the fuck?
01:22:28No!
01:22:29Yeah, because we're family.
01:22:30All right, all right, take it easy, take it easy.
01:22:33You FBI?
01:22:34Yeah.
01:22:35Oh, me?
01:22:36No, Jesus.
01:22:37Don't take the Lord's name in vain.
01:22:39About time, Gagoots.
01:22:40Wait a second.
01:22:41What are you, the two of you?
01:22:42Let's go get some cannoli.
01:22:44Oh, gee.
01:22:49And you wonder why Mom left you.
01:22:52I know why your mother left.
01:22:55You planning to follow?
01:22:57What, this is my alternative?
01:22:59What, you want to go to Italy?
01:23:00Do it.
01:23:01But do you think she's going to want
01:23:01a finuc for her daughter?
01:23:06Ah!
01:23:10I don't care what he thinks.
01:23:12He's a fucking beast.
01:23:14At least I know how to love.
01:23:15He's just, he can't even.
01:23:23I'm sorry.
01:23:37You're coming to the salon, right?
01:23:39Yes, all right already.
01:23:40Your hair's going to rock.
01:23:43Hey.
01:23:53It's hard not to feel what you're feeling.
01:23:55What do you know about it?
01:23:59Not much.
01:24:02Enough to know that the more you try to hide something,
01:24:05the worse it is when it comes out.
01:24:14I am never going to forgive you.
01:24:19Okay.
01:24:21But I'm never going to stop loving you, no matter what.
01:24:29♪ Sometimes
01:24:32♪ Your soul or mind can't be denied
01:24:36♪ Give to me all you hold inside
01:24:40♪ She said
01:24:41♪ Think with your heart, not with your mind
01:24:45♪ Your mind, your mind
01:24:48♪ I am so tired of playing all these games
01:24:53♪ I don't even care
01:24:57Dad, it's Frankie.
01:24:58What's going on?
01:24:59She's going to her house.
01:25:00Right now?
01:25:02Yeah.
01:25:03Fine, don't pick up.
01:25:05I left it without my keys.
01:25:08All right, Dad, I'm coming.
01:25:11Damn, nice hair, girl.
01:25:13Wow, that's intense.
01:25:15How are you so calm?
01:25:17I mean, Jesus, I don't even want to think about it.
01:25:20Frankie, stop.
01:25:21I do not get you.
01:25:23I grew up with this, okay?
01:25:25It's what I know.
01:25:26I'll be glad that you don't.
01:25:27You had the best mob experience that a kid could have,
01:25:29the oblivious kind.
01:25:31Your family wanted to protect you.
01:25:33That's what a family is supposed to do.
01:25:35I'm sorry, Frankie.
01:25:37I know.
01:25:38That's what a family is supposed to do.
01:25:43How are things with your mom?
01:25:45Awful, but at least I have the band.
01:25:48The Atavistic Altos are back.
01:25:50It is such a stupid name.
01:25:51You know that, right?
01:25:52Atavistic?
01:25:53It doesn't even feel right in my mouth.
01:25:55I like your mouth.
01:25:58Stop, you don't know yourself, Francesca.
01:26:00Maybe not, but I'm trying.
01:26:08Oh.
01:26:25Oh, my God, stop it.
01:26:27Tony.
01:26:28How the hell did you get in here?
01:26:30Your fucking door's unlocked.
01:26:33Stop it, Tony.
01:26:35I don't believe you're a gay.
01:26:36I don't believe you're a nutcase.
01:26:38What the fuck?
01:26:40What are you doing with these two?
01:26:42She's my daughter.
01:26:43Right, right, she's your daughter.
01:26:45And this is a nightmare, not my dream.
01:26:47Just go in, the door's open.
01:26:48What did you do to her?
01:26:49Sofia, take it easy.
01:26:51It's bullshit.
01:26:52Hey, you guys know your front door's wide open?
01:26:54Don't you lesbians ever wear bras?
01:26:56I'm sorry.
01:26:57Cut the dramatics.
01:26:58What are you cooking?
01:26:59Lasagna.
01:27:00It's done.
01:27:01Everybody for lasagna.
01:27:04Uh, your door's open.
01:27:06Dad.
01:27:08What are you doing here?
01:27:09What are you doing here?
01:27:11What's up, Mike?
01:27:13Oh, my God.
01:27:24So, you're sleeping with my daughter.
01:27:28It's against the church.
01:27:30That's right.
01:27:31Last time I checked the commandments,
01:27:33this wasn't even in the top ten.
01:27:35So, if we want to talk about sinning, fine.
01:27:37Let's all confess.
01:27:38You first.
01:27:40She got a point.
01:27:41At least they're both Italian, right?
01:27:43I'm Italian.
01:27:44And she's a good cook.
01:27:46Hey, listen, kid.
01:27:47I know you feel like shit,
01:27:49but trust me, stick to business.
01:27:51Family meal is shot.
01:27:53All you need is a convincing photo.
01:27:55Your own Mama Celeste.
01:27:57My mama hates photos.
01:27:58It doesn't have to be your mother.
01:27:59Geez, Tony, think outside the box.
01:28:01Come on, Tony.
01:28:02Give it a shot.
01:28:03No time to cook?
01:28:05Frozen food like you've never had it before.
01:28:07Tonight, think outside the box.
01:28:09You know what?
01:28:10The sacrifice thing didn't work out very well for me.
01:28:13What do you mean?
01:28:14When you made sacrifices for me,
01:28:15it worked out great.
01:28:18Hey, Sophia.
01:28:20Your husband still loves you.
01:28:23Anybody want espresso?
01:28:25That'd be nice.
01:28:34I used to come here when my parents would fight.
01:28:37To clear my head.
01:28:41It wouldn't have to be like that.
01:28:43You think they were always like that?
01:28:46They were in love once, too.
01:28:48Do you still love me?
01:28:50That's like asking me if I love my family.
01:28:53Meaning?
01:28:56You're my family, Tony.
01:28:59But...
01:29:01part of family is...
01:29:04knowing what to keep and...
01:29:07what to leave behind.
01:29:13I'm sorry.
01:29:16Hey, you hated my hair anyway.
01:29:18I was getting used to it.
01:29:21Leaving you is not going to be easy, is it?
01:29:24If I could stop you, I would.
01:29:46Look.
01:29:47I know the Bela Fusco girl likes more than your cupcakes.
01:29:51And let me just tell you, if you help me out,
01:29:53there's something in it for you.
01:29:55Maybe a whole lot of something.
01:29:57She don't bring her cannoli around here no more.
01:30:00Wait, what?
01:30:02Oh, fuck it.
01:30:08Where have you been, Ladeau?
01:30:10Field research.
01:30:12What, with Rachel fucking Maddow?
01:30:15While you were banging the Pillsbury Dough Girl,
01:30:17this came in.
01:30:19Here, play that back.
01:30:23Put the A at everywhere and the D at...
01:30:27Bela Fusco thinks...
01:30:30And that's all we got.
01:30:32Oh, thanks.
01:30:35Turn it up.
01:30:38Turn it up.
01:30:44Are you kidding me?
01:30:49Back to square one, all right?
01:30:56I've been mixing hope and doubt
01:31:00I've been changing and I don't know how
01:31:04Lately I've been thinking about what you said
01:31:12Stop the traffic, stop the rain
01:31:15Come on, shake me up, make me whole again
01:31:19I've been hearing something inside my head
01:31:26Anyhow, walk with me over water
01:31:32We'll chase down the summer, find the open road
01:31:41Anyhow, nothing else seems to matter
01:31:47As long as we're together
01:31:51Everywhere is home
01:31:53You'll forget about it till somebody knows you
01:31:59Everywhere is home
01:32:01You'll forget about it till somebody knows you
01:32:07Everywhere is home
01:32:16Cut!
01:32:18Everybody back to one.
01:32:21Mark.
01:32:25Action.
01:32:27You got a problem with it?
01:32:29One, two, three, four.
01:32:47I've been mixing hope and doubt
01:32:50Think outside the box and remember, go get yourself a little Tony's Homemade.
01:32:53Your mom's gonna love you, I promise.
01:32:55Lately I've been thinking about what you said
01:33:02Stop the traffic, stop the rain
01:33:05Come on, shake me up, make me whole again
01:33:09I've been hearing something inside my head
01:33:16Anyhow, walk with me over water
01:33:21Just throw it right in the oven and you're good to go.
01:33:24We'll chase down the summer, find the open road
01:33:32Anyhow, nothing else seems to matter
01:33:38As long as we're together
01:33:42Everywhere is home
01:33:45Everywhere is home
01:33:52Too many times we've been deceived
01:33:56I wasn't whining!
01:33:58Memories, let's throw them all in the fire one by one
01:34:07It's almost dark, fading fast
01:34:11Nothing left to hold us back
01:34:15I'm stealing one more kiss under the sun
01:34:22Anyhow, walk with me over water
01:34:28You think? You wanna...
01:34:32You think? You wanna know what?
01:34:34You fucking bitch.
01:34:36You wanna know what?
01:34:38I got it.
01:34:40Anyhow, nothing else seems to matter
01:34:44As long as we're together
01:34:48Everywhere is home
01:34:58Bindaloo!
01:34:59Alright, do it.
01:35:00Pizza grotto.
01:35:02Whoa, oh, I totally forgot about that line, I'm so sorry.
01:35:06We haven't been doing that.
01:35:08What is it again?
01:35:09How'd you get in here?
01:35:10That's right.
01:35:11Anyhow, walk with me...
01:35:14Let's go to the kiss.
01:35:15Couldn't remember if we needed to go to the kiss.
01:35:17I'm sorry, I'm an asshole!
01:35:18I was like, wait, wait, hold on.
01:35:20Do the whole thing.
01:35:21So unprofessional.
01:35:22I'm an asshole, I'm so sorry.
01:35:24You're wrong.
01:35:25She's an asshole.
01:35:26Anyhow, nothing else seems to matter
01:35:32As long as we're together
01:35:37Everywhere is home
01:35:45Everywhere is home
01:35:52Everywhere is home
01:35:59I mean, what did I do to deserve this?
01:36:01I got a gay husband.
01:36:02Sorry.
01:36:06Ha ha ha!
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