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00:01:20Mark, I've changed my mind.
00:01:21Oh, don't be silly.
00:01:25Just unpack.
00:01:26Wait a minute.
00:01:27I should first write my sister a note.
00:01:29She might be worried about me, huh?
00:01:32You want her to know who you're here with?
00:01:34About us? No.
00:01:35Naturally not.
00:01:38All right, then.
00:01:47I want you so much.
00:01:53Mark?
00:01:54Hmm?
00:01:55That makes me so nervous.
00:01:57Yeah.
00:02:00Mark?
00:02:01Huh?
00:02:02Uh, wouldn't you like to eat something?
00:02:05But we just finished our dinner, didn't we?
00:02:08It's funny, but lately I'm always hungry.
00:02:12My sweetheart, before going to sleep at night,
00:02:14she mustn't eat so much.
00:02:17It's bad for your figure.
00:02:20You're right.
00:02:21I've been awful.
00:02:22You get it.
00:02:24♪♪
00:02:36My father said that not this bottle's here for you.
00:02:41Yeah.
00:02:48Oh, Mark.
00:02:49Huh?
00:02:50He looked at me so strangely.
00:02:51I wonder what he thinks of me.
00:02:53Very likely that you're my wife.
00:02:54Okay, put it down like a good girl.
00:02:56Take my clothing out.
00:02:57Give me the soap and towel.
00:02:58Uh, get our pajamas out.
00:03:02Well, don't just stand around.
00:03:03We're not children anymore.
00:03:09You'll have to become used to this.
00:03:11Don't you want to grow up now?
00:03:13Yeah.
00:03:17It sure is hot in here.
00:03:19It sure is hot in here.
00:03:27I need to freshen up a bit.
00:03:30How about you?
00:03:31Should I turn the fan on, dearest?
00:03:34No.
00:03:36It makes me very nervous.
00:03:43Now come, take your clothes off.
00:03:45Stop playing hard to get.
00:03:47You won't turn around, Mark, huh?
00:03:49Okay, I won't turn around.
00:03:55Tell me, do you like to go to bed with a novel?
00:03:57Or someone who's read one.
00:03:58Don't talk like that.
00:04:00Outside of reading, I've no other love in my life.
00:04:03Excepting you.
00:04:05Can I turn around yet?
00:04:06No.
00:04:07Then will you bring the darn bottle over?
00:04:08No, but you might...
00:04:09Yes, dear, just bring it over here.
00:04:17Like a shot?
00:04:18No.
00:04:19Oh, well, just a little.
00:04:22Thanks.
00:04:34Mark?
00:04:35Hmm?
00:04:36In college, I used to imagine what my husband would be like.
00:04:40Yeah, I know.
00:04:41He'd be a good man.
00:04:42He'd be a good man.
00:04:43He'd be a good man.
00:04:44In college, I used to imagine what my husband would be like.
00:04:47Yeah?
00:04:48And what you wish for?
00:04:50And when our wedding day would be.
00:04:52And the honeymoon.
00:04:54Do you think it's old hat to have a honeymoon?
00:04:57Honeymoon?
00:04:58Excuses and reasons for a couple
00:05:01to go to a place for a vacation
00:05:03where once they had relations?
00:05:04Cheers.
00:05:06Phooey, Mark.
00:05:09I wonder if I...
00:05:12If I misjudged.
00:05:14Oh.
00:05:19Give me another drink.
00:05:27Mark, you have such broad shoulders.
00:05:32Mine's so brown.
00:05:37Makes me all goosebumps.
00:05:41They come and go.
00:05:44Mark, hear me out now.
00:05:46Don't turn around, Mark.
00:05:52What's wrong, Mark?
00:05:56No, I can't play this scene.
00:05:58No, no, I can't.
00:05:59It stinks on ice.
00:06:00It makes me sick.
00:06:02It revolts me to utter such speeches.
00:06:04It's all gonna make someone say such speeches.
00:06:06How wild this modern stuff is.
00:06:08What's happened to plans for tomorrow today?
00:06:10What is it?
00:06:12What's happened?
00:06:13What's going on here?
00:06:15What is it anyway?
00:06:16No, I won't do it.
00:06:17What?
00:06:18Oh, but Dinah.
00:06:20You just can't quit cold
00:06:21when the premiere is only a week off.
00:06:23Just do the scene.
00:06:24Don't spoil it now.
00:06:25The scene is right.
00:06:26We can't just change it.
00:06:28Suddenly we have a prima donna.
00:06:30All right, Barbara.
00:06:31Don't start to bait her now.
00:06:32I can also stop on...
00:06:34Ha!
00:06:35You gorgeous Dinah.
00:06:36Shouting like mad that she will not play the role.
00:06:39She cannot.
00:06:40I saw the touching way she kissed him.
00:06:42Like a backer when his wife comes by.
00:06:44Ha!
00:06:45Barbara.
00:06:46Doctor.
00:06:47Yes, Mr. Gregor.
00:06:48Send someone down to water.
00:06:49We'll take a little breather.
00:06:51But no one's to go.
00:06:52We'll make up our lost time later.
00:06:54Yes, Mr. Gregor.
00:06:55Here, no one's to go.
00:06:56We'll pick up our lost time later.
00:07:08I'm gonna go.
00:07:10I've been waiting for something like this.
00:07:13He's gonna take Dinah to the coffee shop
00:07:15and talk to her about the ins and outs of life.
00:07:18And I'm gonna be right there listening.
00:07:22I'll bet you think I'm a stagehand
00:07:24because I'm up here with all this electrical equipment.
00:07:27So do they down there.
00:07:29And that's because I am in perfect stagehand disguise.
00:07:34Come here.
00:07:36I'm really George.
00:07:38The bellboy at the Happy Holiday Hotel next door.
00:07:42But I'm not gonna be a bellboy forever.
00:07:45I'm taking a correspondence course.
00:07:53How to be a detective and be popular with women.
00:08:00My big ambition is to be the
00:08:02Happy Holiday Hotel house detective.
00:08:05But I have a problem.
00:08:07A really good hotel detective
00:08:09has to know how to handle women.
00:08:11And that's my problem.
00:08:13Women scare me.
00:08:15And most of all, bad women scare me.
00:08:18And you know how hotels are.
00:08:20So I sneak in here in stagehand disguise
00:08:23every chance I get
00:08:24to learn how to handle women from the director, Mr. Gregor.
00:08:27He knows everything about handling women.
00:08:29And all there is to know about feminine behavior.
00:08:37Come on with me.
00:08:39You'll see what I mean.
00:08:53Make us a cup of your fine coffee.
00:08:55Why, with pleasure.
00:08:59Miss Weaver, I don't have to hit around
00:09:01with an old dear such as you.
00:09:03We'll only need ten minutes.
00:09:05I understand.
00:09:07No matter what Mr. Gregor would ask,
00:09:09I'd agree to take all the time you want.
00:09:12It'll be only a few minutes.
00:09:21Well, Dinah.
00:09:24What's all this?
00:09:25What am I to do when an actress
00:09:26breaks up on stage in a scene
00:09:28and then says she cannot even imagine
00:09:29sleeping before her marriage?
00:09:31I beg your pardon.
00:09:33Spending a night with her lover.
00:09:35You cannot act that naive.
00:09:37Is it so awful?
00:09:39Ah, little child.
00:09:41That makes for a wholesome attitude, but...
00:09:43It's vice, and I'm old-fashioned
00:09:45and modest, frigid, a puritan.
00:09:47Just take your pick.
00:09:49But I cannot play this role with Jerry.
00:09:51Ah, so.
00:09:53Uh, then you quarreled.
00:09:55You're bitter.
00:09:57Tell me what happened.
00:09:58Bitter?
00:09:59We were as good as engaged.
00:10:01Then last weekend, we were both free
00:10:03and Jerry made plans for us to go away.
00:10:05We went to a secluded hotel
00:10:06and we were having a most wonderful time.
00:10:08Then Jerry came to my room
00:10:10and announced that I owed him something.
00:10:12Uh-huh.
00:10:13And I told him I owed him nothing,
00:10:14that there were no strings attached to our vacation.
00:10:16He tried every trick in the book
00:10:17to make me go to bed with him.
00:10:19He even used that stale line,
00:10:20if I really loved him,
00:10:21this was a way to prove it.
00:10:22Yeah.
00:10:24So I cut our weekend short.
00:10:26Yes, but...
00:10:27But you said that you two
00:10:28were as good as engaged.
00:10:30He wanted...
00:10:31He volunteered to marry you.
00:10:33But we were not yet married legally.
00:10:35Sure, but Dinah...
00:10:37All right, I'll end up a confirmed spinster.
00:10:39My attitude stems from before the Middle Ages.
00:10:41My darling dear.
00:10:43Oh, those olden days weren't all that virtuous.
00:10:46They didn't have our fault.
00:10:47Ah, you are mistaken, my dear one.
00:10:50The birth of Venus, or Aphrodite,
00:10:53if you prefer her Greek name.
00:10:55There's the perfect example of what I mean.
00:10:58Aphrodite was the goddess of pure love.
00:11:00Well, that depends purely
00:11:01on your definition of pure.
00:11:03Don't forget the Greeks
00:11:04weren't exactly marriage conscious.
00:11:06They thought too much of love
00:11:08to let a mere legal document
00:11:09stand in their way.
00:11:11You are too cynical.
00:11:12Love is more than just
00:11:13a signing of a piece of paper.
00:11:15Marriage and love are synonymous.
00:11:17You're deluding yourself, dear Dinah.
00:11:20You can have marriage without love.
00:11:22And on the other hand,
00:11:23you can have true love without marriage.
00:11:26Are you implying that
00:11:27the Greeks led a double life?
00:11:29The great orator Demosthenes
00:11:30put it this way.
00:11:32Someone has to watch the house
00:11:33and rear the children.
00:11:35That's what wives are for.
00:11:37Wives are for procreation
00:11:39and concubines for relaxation.
00:11:43Oh, he even knows women
00:11:44way back to that old Greek, Venus,
00:11:46before she lost her arms.
00:11:48Boy, the way he tells the story,
00:11:49you can just see it happening
00:11:51with him and his actors
00:11:52playing the parts.
00:11:54When he talks women,
00:11:55they come to life.
00:11:58In ancient Greece,
00:11:59the hetira were man's hobby.
00:12:01Sort of a walking,
00:12:02do-it-yourself lovemaking kit?
00:12:05The hetira you're sneering at now
00:12:07were the forerunners
00:12:08of emancipated women.
00:12:10They were a strong political force
00:12:11and they had their own
00:12:12sort of guild or union.
00:12:14I suppose that when they went out
00:12:15on a strike,
00:12:16they struck for longer working hours.
00:12:18No, they worked for the government.
00:12:20The government?
00:12:22Maybe that's the origin
00:12:23of the expression
00:12:24politics breeds strange bedfellows.
00:12:28Gregor, I don't believe all that.
00:12:31I would have loved
00:12:32to have lived in those times.
00:12:53♪
00:13:10She's for the best
00:13:11one I've seen here.
00:13:13Dear Helena,
00:13:14let's toast the housewife.
00:13:16May she never equal us.
00:13:18Not in spirit.
00:13:20And not beg pardon in body.
00:13:22Lovely, Felina.
00:13:26You know me, dear.
00:13:29I am Portion.
00:13:31I have often been
00:13:32your pleasured guest.
00:13:34Now surely, Portion.
00:13:39Ah, Portira,
00:13:40I've missed you.
00:13:41I've missed you too.
00:13:46And this is Euphrodina,
00:13:47my daughter.
00:13:48I want you to teach her
00:13:49all you know
00:13:50about being a woman.
00:13:52And since she's
00:13:53not undeveloped,
00:13:54I'm sure she'll do
00:13:55her homework nicely.
00:13:56I hear
00:13:57the end of Greece's
00:13:58rain draws near
00:13:59and warriors are coming
00:14:00with their swords from Rome.
00:14:02And in these trying times,
00:14:04being a haitia
00:14:05is a good profession
00:14:06so I've given to understand.
00:14:08Very well, then.
00:14:09Since she's your daughter,
00:14:10we'll do our best.
00:14:11I've overstayed the hour.
00:14:13Make what there is
00:14:14to make of her.
00:14:15Farewell.
00:14:17My dear child,
00:14:19be brave,
00:14:20artful,
00:14:21and do all
00:14:23that your very fine teachers
00:14:24want you to do.
00:14:25Farewell.
00:14:36Now, my dear child,
00:14:37what is your name?
00:14:39My eldest name
00:14:40be Euphrodina.
00:14:42Euphrodina, love.
00:14:44Euphrodina, sweet.
00:14:46Now let's see
00:14:48what's to be done here.
00:15:06She's so thoroughly hidden
00:15:08under these ugly things
00:15:10that I wonder
00:15:11if a woman's there.
00:15:13We'll see now
00:15:14after fixing her up
00:15:15and if she fits the bill.
00:15:16I'll bet she's
00:15:17mighty, mighty fetching.
00:15:20Ah, my lovely child,
00:15:21the life of a haitia
00:15:22is not so simple.
00:15:24At first,
00:15:25it's all effort and hardship.
00:15:29Desire.
00:15:33Desire,
00:15:34will you initiate
00:15:35this primitive infantile
00:15:36like one
00:15:37until she understands
00:15:38all the outs
00:15:40and the ins.
00:15:42Out.
00:15:46Now, pupil,
00:15:47a really good haitia wench
00:15:49I'm sure you'll never be.
00:15:51You don't have
00:15:52enough going for you.
00:15:55I knew your mother.
00:15:57Maybe we'll start you
00:15:58in the chorus.
00:16:01When we have
00:16:02our next fashion show
00:16:03or short drama
00:16:04where you won't be prominent
00:16:05if we're busy and overflowing.
00:16:07And although you're new
00:16:08at this business of loving,
00:16:10still we might,
00:16:11if we're nice,
00:16:12find you a man
00:16:13who's here on an errand
00:16:14of love
00:16:15and yes,
00:16:16so we.
00:16:18Oh, for the love of Zeus,
00:16:20this maiden's still
00:16:21wearing her virgin's bow.
00:16:23What do you want to do?
00:16:24Scare our best clients away?
00:16:31Must one dress
00:16:32immodestly in this house
00:16:33of love?
00:16:34The older haitia don't.
00:16:35They have no need to.
00:16:37But now,
00:16:38an amateur
00:16:39where you should...
00:16:40Give not, get not.
00:16:43Oh, a type like you
00:16:44must make the best
00:16:45of impressions.
00:16:49That is all I can do
00:16:50for her.
00:16:51What?
00:16:52Hasn't she any talent?
00:16:54When her talent's lacking,
00:16:56what can a man awaken?
00:16:58But I fear she shows nothing.
00:17:00Euphrodina,
00:17:01take a few steps.
00:17:04I gather,
00:17:05my lovely Felina,
00:17:06that in our craft
00:17:07there's a talent
00:17:08shortage problem.
00:17:10If now it is short,
00:17:11how will it be
00:17:12in years to come?
00:17:16Ah, there you are,
00:17:17Gardonius.
00:17:18You know,
00:17:19you've angered me
00:17:20by being here so late.
00:17:21Are you mine, dear,
00:17:22or have you forgotten?
00:17:23Calm yourself, Felina.
00:17:25And where else
00:17:26would I visit, dear?
00:17:27I had to meet my sister
00:17:28and stay to supper.
00:17:31Oh.
00:17:34Say,
00:17:35where has this lovely
00:17:36newcomer been?
00:17:37Oh, some dumb thing
00:17:38without a home.
00:17:39The maiden has no warmth,
00:17:40no talent in her.
00:17:41But, Gardonius,
00:17:42speak to me
00:17:43and tell me you're
00:17:44my true love.
00:17:45Of course, of course.
00:17:47Excuse me, please.
00:17:52Gardonius is my name.
00:17:54You've heard of me?
00:17:56I think not.
00:17:58There's lots to learn, then.
00:18:00That's what my father says.
00:18:02Oh, yes?
00:18:04I hate these big charcutiers.
00:18:05They believe they have
00:18:06a copyright on love.
00:18:07Wining's all they do here.
00:18:09If I want,
00:18:10I could teach them
00:18:11something about love.
00:18:16Beware, then.
00:18:18I'll take you at your word.
00:18:20I know it's madness.
00:18:23But I will do it.
00:18:25They'll both turn green
00:18:26with jealousy
00:18:27when I take off
00:18:28with their best customer.
00:18:31Come.
00:18:33Come with me.
00:18:35Come.
00:18:41She goes with me.
00:18:43And no one else will do.
00:18:46Well, that sure
00:18:47was quite a brief career.
00:18:56Gardonius,
00:18:57can't you see she's gawky?
00:18:59She's so inexperienced.
00:19:01You prefer that virgin to me.
00:19:03No, don't think that, no.
00:19:05She seems so housewife-ish.
00:19:07I'm going to take her
00:19:08from my wedded spouse.
00:19:09I'll bring her to my house.
00:19:12And in an hour,
00:19:13I'll be back here with you.
00:19:14Wait for me, beloved.
00:19:16I see.
00:19:17Now that's a lot different.
00:19:25How about that?
00:19:31In those days,
00:19:32a girl couldn't trust her own father.
00:19:33Can you imagine
00:19:35turning that good,
00:19:36innocent girl
00:19:37over to those professional
00:19:38bad women?
00:19:40Well, anyway,
00:19:41the good girl won.
00:19:47Where did the bad girl win?
00:19:50Well,
00:19:51the facts are
00:19:52some girls are good,
00:19:53some girls are bad.
00:19:55Hey,
00:19:56I got to get back to work.
00:19:58I got to whip back
00:19:59to the switchboard
00:20:00at the colorful
00:20:01Happy Holiday Hotel.
00:20:03I worked as a
00:20:04switchboard operator,
00:20:05bellboy,
00:20:06assistant janitor,
00:20:07janitor,
00:20:08and elevator operator.
00:20:10Of course,
00:20:11the elevator wasn't working
00:20:12for the last three years,
00:20:13but that was okay
00:20:14because we used
00:20:15the elevator shaft
00:20:16as a large stall
00:20:17shower for the help.
00:20:18But my big ambition
00:20:19was to someday be
00:20:20the Happy Holiday Hotel's
00:20:22house detective.
00:20:27All right,
00:20:28you can talk now.
00:20:30I don't want to talk
00:20:31any longer because
00:20:32I'm going to go into
00:20:33the winter break.
00:20:34Eight cents is enough
00:20:35to spend on a day like this.
00:20:37What I mean to you,
00:20:38Paul,
00:20:39is that there
00:20:40I think someone's
00:20:41on our line.
00:20:46Happy Holiday Hotel.
00:20:49Yes, ma'am.
00:20:51Yes, ma'am.
00:20:52Thank you.
00:20:56The hotel door
00:20:57was kicked in quickly.
00:20:58There,
00:20:59before they could run
00:21:00or hide,
00:21:01were the five broads.
00:21:02Borders.
00:21:07Five broads.
00:21:08Borders.
00:21:10Happy Holiday Hotel.
00:21:12Yes, ma'am.
00:21:13Yes, yes.
00:21:14Yes, the bridal suite's available.
00:21:15No, no,
00:21:16we don't require licenses.
00:21:17Yes, thank you.
00:21:20They were beautiful.
00:21:21They had everything
00:21:22Borders should have.
00:21:24Gorgeous eyes.
00:21:26Ruby lips.
00:21:28Rent.
00:21:29And the biggest pair of...
00:21:31Hello?
00:21:32Room service.
00:21:34Yes, ma'am.
00:21:35Will you please send
00:21:36the two suitcases
00:21:37to the girls in 229?
00:21:39We're waiting.
00:21:41Yes, ma'am.
00:21:46Girls in 229?
00:21:50Hmm.
00:22:01Hmm.
00:22:17I knew I was onto something.
00:22:20Madam.
00:22:21Her girls.
00:22:23It can only add up
00:22:24to one thing.
00:22:25And it's not a boarding school.
00:22:27I remained calm
00:22:29and continued
00:22:30as though things were
00:22:31perfectly normal.
00:22:32Normal.
00:23:02Oh, I wish
00:23:03those suitcases would come.
00:23:05You girls make me nervous
00:23:06standing there
00:23:07with no clothes on.
00:23:09Now,
00:23:10Mr. Jenkins,
00:23:11our most important customer
00:23:12is coming today,
00:23:13so I want you all
00:23:14to look your best.
00:23:16I'm told he can make
00:23:17or break girls
00:23:18in our profession.
00:23:19I'm sure he'll make us,
00:23:20Madam Wimblepool.
00:23:22I'm sure too, dear.
00:23:27Girls in our profession?
00:23:29Such women
00:23:30like to call their work
00:23:33a profession.
00:23:51One o'clock in the afternoon.
00:23:52The evidence
00:23:53looked pretty conclusive.
00:23:54Madam,
00:23:55plus girls,
00:23:56plus profession.
00:23:57Plus fancy panties
00:23:58equals room 229.
00:24:01Some sort of racket
00:24:02was definitely going on.
00:24:04Next step,
00:24:05find out exactly what.
00:24:27♪
00:24:57♪
00:25:22We'd better get our laundry
00:25:23on before Madam comes.
00:25:27♪
00:25:40Lulu,
00:25:41will you please
00:25:42hurry up and get ready?
00:25:43Come on, girls,
00:25:44now hurry up.
00:25:46Something wrong
00:25:47with your eyes.
00:25:48More mascara
00:25:49would do it, I think.
00:25:50Okay, Fifi,
00:25:51help her with her hair.
00:25:52It's terrible.
00:25:54What I need
00:25:55is more efficiency
00:25:56and more organization
00:25:57for Miss Organization.
00:26:02Mr. Jenkins will be here
00:26:03any minute
00:26:04and nobody is ready.
00:26:07I wish that things
00:26:08would arrive here.
00:26:09Where is that bellboy?
00:26:14Oh, what a stupid place
00:26:16to leave the thing.
00:26:18All right, girls,
00:26:19they're here.
00:26:20Let's hurry up.
00:26:26All right, girls,
00:26:27they've arrived.
00:26:29Lulu, help me unpack this
00:26:30and we'll get them out.
00:26:34How much time, girls?
00:26:37Okay, Fifi,
00:26:38that's yours.
00:26:40That'll look good on you.
00:26:41You keep the spotted one.
00:26:49These women
00:26:50are especially fond
00:26:52of silk and lacy underthings.
00:26:54Such women
00:26:55are definitely...
00:27:03That'll look good on you, sweetheart.
00:27:04You wear that one.
00:27:06Fine.
00:27:07Fifi, that's yours.
00:27:09You keep that one, Lulu.
00:27:12No, that's the wrong shade for her.
00:27:13Get out that black one.
00:27:14You see it?
00:27:15That's the one right.
00:27:17Sweetheart, catch this.
00:27:18This is yours.
00:27:19And here's the black top
00:27:20that goes with it.
00:27:21Remember, it's very low slump.
00:27:24All of it.
00:27:27What did my correspondence
00:27:28course say to do next?
00:27:32You're on your own.
00:27:35This was it.
00:27:36Room 229.
00:27:38Nest of vice
00:27:39and corruption and sex
00:27:40and nastiness and sex
00:27:42and evil and badness and sex.
00:27:45That'll go right in there
00:27:46and break that up.
00:27:54It's very strange.
00:28:08Phew!
00:28:09Was that close.
00:28:11Well, what I was afraid of
00:28:12has finally happened.
00:28:14Real, live, professional women
00:28:15at the Happy Holiday Hotel.
00:28:17And I sure wasn't ready for them.
00:28:21They scared me.
00:28:22I'd better see
00:28:23what Mr. Gregor's doing
00:28:24to handle his problem.
00:28:25Might help me with my problem.
00:28:29Must we strip?
00:28:30Yes, we must.
00:28:31Yes.
00:28:32We must, yes.
00:28:35Can I eat dinner yet,
00:28:36Mr. Gregor?
00:28:37No, Mr. Webber.
00:28:38Only when the scene is perfect.
00:28:39Got it?
00:28:40Huh?
00:28:41Nothing comes easy in this life.
00:28:43Okay, ready?
00:28:44In your places, please.
00:28:45Quiet.
00:28:47Now, ready.
00:28:48Go.
00:28:49He's from the school
00:28:50that Mr. Gregor went to.
00:28:51And he's from the school
00:28:52that personally delves
00:28:53into everything, eh?
00:28:54Yes, for 12 years
00:28:55he's been trying
00:28:56to delve into me.
00:28:57I'll have you know
00:28:58in private, naturally.
00:28:59He is over-sexed or under.
00:29:02Stop it.
00:29:03Barbara.
00:29:11Hey, kids, hear this.
00:29:13There was a tanner's
00:29:14and a child
00:29:15on the sidewalk
00:29:16with a kind of a hound.
00:29:17They're out
00:29:18and they're promenading around
00:29:20the little...
00:29:24I'll withdraw gladly
00:29:25from the role right now.
00:29:26I'd like to let you out myself,
00:29:27but I can't
00:29:28with just five days
00:29:29to the premiere.
00:29:30Tell me,
00:29:31where have you found
00:29:32such unfortunate views
00:29:33on love?
00:29:34And men and women
00:29:35and morals
00:29:36and I don't know what else.
00:29:37You rave that decency
00:29:38and ethics
00:29:39are at a low ebb
00:29:40in the 20th century.
00:29:42Mr. Gregor,
00:29:43no smoking.
00:29:44An ashtray!
00:29:46Oh, what you've heard
00:29:47about knighthood
00:29:48and chivalry
00:29:49is all literary invention.
00:29:52Good old days, huh?
00:29:53Lots of luck.
00:29:55You're just simple-minded
00:29:56if you believe that rot.
00:29:58No, they weren't
00:29:59as fine as all that
00:30:00those Middle Ages,
00:30:01believe me.
00:30:02Those coy young maidens,
00:30:03so true
00:30:04and handsome
00:30:05and with them
00:30:06no fear of battle.
00:30:07Mr. Gregor,
00:30:08if you've an axe
00:30:09to grind with your conscience,
00:30:10please don't be so bitter.
00:30:11At least not with me.
00:30:13No matter what
00:30:14you say about chivalry...
00:30:15It's no different now
00:30:16than it was then.
00:30:17Chivalry simply means
00:30:18a man goes home
00:30:19and helps his friend's wife
00:30:20out of her clothing
00:30:21and, uh,
00:30:22better call it a jacket
00:30:23and, uh...
00:30:24And then goes back home
00:30:25and has his dear wife
00:30:26help him out of his.
00:30:27That is good.
00:30:28It's disgusting.
00:30:30Not in the Middle Ages.
00:30:31They were happy, delightful
00:30:32and joyous
00:30:33in those years.
00:30:35No bitter.
00:30:36Well, uh,
00:30:37Charlemagne
00:30:38had 300 wives.
00:30:40800 wives.
00:30:41300.
00:30:43800,
00:30:44that is so historically.
00:30:46All right, Charlemagne
00:30:48had 300 wives.
00:30:49And later the knights
00:30:50in Arthur's time
00:30:51had one.
00:30:52One.
00:30:53One.
00:30:54800 wives
00:30:55in one night?
00:30:57Five women and one bellboy.
00:30:58Uh,
00:30:59one house detective.
00:31:01And this one
00:31:03was often left alone.
00:31:11Well, there were
00:31:12the Crusades in those days.
00:31:13True,
00:31:14but most of the time
00:31:15was spent in the field
00:31:16where life
00:31:17was full of hunting
00:31:18and jousting.
00:31:20You certainly can't
00:31:21object to a man
00:31:22testing his manhood.
00:31:23Ah,
00:31:24but when he tested his manhood
00:31:25he neglected to do it
00:31:26where his manhood
00:31:27would meet its greatest test.
00:31:28In his own castle.
00:31:31Well, the women
00:31:32must have understood.
00:31:33Yes, of course.
00:31:34She just idled away
00:31:35her time with other devices.
00:31:38Before long
00:31:39a figure in armor appeared.
00:31:41Her husband came home.
00:31:42No.
00:31:43A knight
00:31:44who was interested
00:31:45in a less violent
00:31:46form of jousting.
00:31:48You're suggesting
00:31:49she was unfaithful?
00:31:50Maybe not right away.
00:31:52But when the knight
00:31:53and his shield-bearer
00:31:54went to the trouble
00:31:55of bringing a snack
00:31:56then a tete-a-tete
00:31:57was in order.
00:31:58And I leave it to you, Dinah,
00:31:59if stone and mortar
00:32:00can be scaled.
00:32:02What a mere flesh and blood.
00:32:04This whole story
00:32:05is an invention.
00:32:07Love like necessity,
00:32:08dear Dinah,
00:32:09is the mother of invention.
00:32:11And though the first elevator
00:32:12stepped to the rear
00:32:13of the basket,
00:32:14please,
00:32:15ladies lingerie,
00:32:16ladies bed linen,
00:32:17ladies perfume,
00:32:18ladies...
00:32:21Ladies what?
00:32:23Just ladies.
00:32:24Period.
00:32:45There now.
00:32:46A little more to the side.
00:32:47Careful with that hand.
00:32:48There.
00:32:49Like this.
00:32:50All right now.
00:32:51Now, now.
00:32:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:32:53Eric!
00:32:54My sword, my sword.
00:32:55Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
00:32:57I breast his ponies
00:32:58to hold him tight.
00:32:59His passion mounts.
00:33:00His blood gets warmer.
00:33:01His heart's aglow
00:33:02and burning bright.
00:33:04He's also hot
00:33:05inside his armor.
00:33:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:33:45Ah!
00:33:51Were my husband to come,
00:33:52I'd be embarrassed.
00:33:54My shield-bearer
00:33:55will notify us
00:33:56of any danger
00:33:57and I'll defend your honor
00:33:58if your husband comes.
00:34:01And should he come,
00:34:02I promise you,
00:34:04and my honor,
00:34:05I'll fight him
00:34:06with this sword.
00:34:08With my sword?
00:34:11Knucklehead sword?
00:34:12Knucklehead sword?
00:34:14I vow.
00:34:15With my sword
00:34:16will I always honor
00:34:17your fair name, dear.
00:34:18That is good.
00:34:20As you want your sword,
00:34:21oh, darling knight,
00:34:23so I want my honor.
00:34:26Might, might,
00:34:27might your husband come, dearest?
00:34:30Hmm, I doubt it.
00:34:33For where he is,
00:34:34he's bound to stay awhile.
00:34:36Ha!
00:34:37What a swine of a husband
00:34:38who'd leave his wife
00:34:39so helpless and lonely.
00:34:40My wife diners
00:34:41in my abode with guards
00:34:43and she is never unprotected.
00:34:45That's how I left her
00:34:46before stealing off here.
00:34:48Take all that armor off
00:34:50and do it quickly.
00:34:53I hope you're as strong
00:34:54as that iron in my boudoir.
00:34:56But that is not so easy.
00:34:57It is very strong
00:34:58to a maid special.
00:34:59It's hand-hammered.
00:35:02That's enough now.
00:35:03Just show me
00:35:04how much you love me.
00:35:05Come and show me
00:35:06if you really come
00:35:07from the sword.
00:35:08Come and show me
00:35:09if you really come
00:35:10from the stock
00:35:11heroes are made of.
00:35:12I think that every castle
00:35:13and every woman
00:35:14has a core that is weak
00:35:15and it fills my heart
00:35:16with joy.
00:35:17Divided,
00:35:18you will conquer
00:35:19my sword.
00:35:20I love you so.
00:35:21Keep talking
00:35:22and you won't get the chance.
00:35:23Yes, yes, yes.
00:35:24Yes, yes, yes.
00:35:26That's right.
00:35:27Wait a minute.
00:35:28Damn it.
00:35:29It seems like the night air
00:35:30turned my best suit to rust.
00:35:32It seems you might
00:35:33be rusty too.
00:35:35Oh, that's my man.
00:35:36What is it?
00:35:38Someone coming?
00:35:39Speak up!
00:35:40Can I go and eat now?
00:35:42No, not now.
00:35:44Must you always think
00:35:45of eating in the midst
00:35:46of love-making?
00:35:47Love's hard to make
00:35:48with armor on, sir.
00:35:51Oh,
00:35:52to rust
00:35:53at such a time as this.
00:35:54It is no friend of love.
00:35:56Were I to do it again,
00:35:57I would have been
00:35:58a monk for sure.
00:35:59Their habits
00:36:00are so easy to take off.
00:36:02That'll teach you
00:36:03to wear iron underclothes
00:36:04when you call on the damsel.
00:36:05Can I help it
00:36:06if my mail's rusty?
00:36:09Milord.
00:36:10What?
00:36:11A man comes.
00:36:13Shame.
00:36:15Oh, but now it's too late.
00:36:17Back in the basket
00:36:18so my husband won't catch you.
00:36:19Quick now.
00:36:20See you don't run
00:36:21into each other.
00:36:22Let him come.
00:36:23The way to my abode
00:36:24is remote off the beaten track.
00:36:25Ah, that's the road
00:36:26he's coming on, dearest.
00:36:27Just ask your wife
00:36:28what he does
00:36:29with his rusty mail.
00:36:30M'son.
00:36:31M'son.
00:36:32M'son.
00:36:33M'son.
00:36:38How dare you
00:36:39take advantage of my wife.
00:36:40You son of an ogre, you.
00:36:41You have dishonored my wife.
00:36:43Dragged her name
00:36:44in the mud like a hill.
00:36:46Sure.
00:36:47He's quite aware
00:36:48of rust, so.
00:36:51He left his armor here,
00:36:52gallant one.
00:36:54I'll be damned.
00:36:55I'll be damned.
00:36:57I'll be damned.
00:36:58I'll be damned.
00:36:59He's a gallant one.
00:37:02All that you've told me,
00:37:03Mr. Gregor,
00:37:04sounds like your mind
00:37:05needs to be washed out
00:37:06with soap.
00:37:07Dinah.
00:37:08Yes, what is it?
00:37:09May I speak
00:37:10with you a moment?
00:37:11Oh, leave me alone.
00:37:12You're as awful
00:37:13as all the rest.
00:37:14Keep your kind words
00:37:15to yourself.
00:37:16You laugh at all
00:37:17their dirty jokes and stories.
00:37:18It's all Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:37:19You make me wish
00:37:20I was, was out of here.
00:37:21Oh, no, no.
00:37:22All right.
00:37:23Do what you please.
00:37:24You know, Jerry,
00:37:25women might look different,
00:37:26but underneath
00:37:27we're all the same.
00:37:28Yes, it's good for one of the weaker sex when man is hard and firm.
00:37:32Well, anyhow, just treat her rough. She'll come begging you.
00:37:35Come off of it, both of you. What do you think this is, a three-ring circus?
00:37:39We are here to put a play on and not to coach maidens on the facts of life.
00:37:43Coach maidens on the facts of life.
00:37:46Those maidens in 229, they don't need any coaching.
00:37:48They already know the facts of life.
00:37:50But I don't, so I have got to get inside that room.
00:37:54And I think I know how.
00:37:57Boy, if I make good on this, Mr. Happy Holiday, the owner of the Happy Holiday Hotel,
00:38:03he'll have enough confidence in me to make me Happy Holiday Hotel house detective.
00:38:08I heard those girls talking, those girls in 229.
00:38:11And they said they were expecting a Mr. Jenkins, a man.
00:38:14So, I'll be a man.
00:38:27Oh, Mr. Jenkins, I presume.
00:38:31Three o'clock in the afternoon. Objective, room 229.
00:38:35Reason, girls. Situation, undressed.
00:38:39Best possibility to handle it, disguise.
00:38:42Thank you.
00:38:57My girls will be down here in a minute.
00:39:00Oh, they're all so excited at meeting you.
00:39:03And so will you be, when you see what we have for you.
00:39:06Oh, yes, we have the cutest little things.
00:39:09Oh, dear, my girls are so charming.
00:39:12I'll bring them down now.
00:39:14Oh, if you see anything you like, let me know right away and you can take it.
00:39:17Oh, yes, we have the cutest little things.
00:39:20Oh, dear, my girls are so charming.
00:39:23I'll bring them down now.
00:39:27Take it with you.
00:39:30This is Lou Lou.
00:39:35Notice those trim lines.
00:39:38That bulging top and that cute bottom.
00:39:44A very smart number.
00:39:47You just throw it into your suitcase and you're off to the Italian Rivera or Palm Springs.
00:39:50Now, I can arrange for this little number for only $9.98.
00:39:5598. Including federal tax.
00:40:01What a crime. What a shame.
00:40:03998. What a slur on humanity.
00:40:07What a buy.
00:40:25♪♪
00:40:47And now we have seed fees.
00:40:52We're having a special on this little number today.
00:40:55Knows that naughty look.
00:40:58Daring. One of our best bedroom accessories.
00:41:01♪♪
00:41:3122, 32, 68. Extraordinary.
00:41:37Of course, you realize you don't have to pick out just two or three.
00:41:41You can take as many of them as you want.
00:41:44You know, last week, we had a customer who bought 200.
00:41:50And now he's got a hundred.
00:41:53He's got a hundred.
00:41:55He's got a hundred.
00:41:57He's got a hundred.
00:41:58♪♪
00:42:09And now, Bon Bon.
00:42:11♪♪
00:42:25She's wearing a remarkable two-piece outfit.
00:42:29With strings that remove either piece at a moment's notice.
00:42:32♪♪
00:42:50♪♪
00:43:07Charming for Hollywood-type parties.
00:43:09♪♪
00:43:16It's a raid! It's a raid!
00:43:18Oh, Mr. Jenkins, please!
00:43:19Is there another door?
00:43:20Mr. Jenkins, please!
00:43:21Ahh!
00:43:23Help!
00:43:26♪♪
00:43:46Yes?
00:43:47How do you do? Albert Jenkins. I had an appointment.
00:43:49Jenkins?
00:43:51Albert J. Yes.
00:43:54Oh, very strange.
00:43:55I...
00:43:56Jenkins!
00:43:57Oh, please, won't you come in?
00:43:58Yeah, please.
00:43:59Okay, come in.
00:44:01Sit down.
00:44:03Excuse me.
00:44:07Thank you very much.
00:44:08Oh!
00:44:16Just another service of a happy holiday hotel, ma'am.
00:44:19Oh!
00:44:28Very strange.
00:44:35Well, how about that for fast thinking?
00:44:39My style's beginning to shape up.
00:44:41I got inside the room.
00:44:43A good detective always works...
00:44:57A good detective always works best from the inside.
00:45:02But those girls are still hiding something.
00:45:04And I've got to uncover it.
00:45:06I've got to learn more about that kind of woman.
00:45:10Where is the doctor, that troubleshooter?
00:45:12Here I am.
00:45:13All right.
00:45:14Mind you now, if you so much as ask me about eating just one more time,
00:45:18I warn you, I'll explode!
00:45:20One just can't win around here.
00:45:25So, my dear performers, the role that was Dinah's will be played by Barbara.
00:45:30Oh, no.
00:45:31Yes. We'll begin with scene five where we left off.
00:45:34Take your positions.
00:45:35Good. Just what I needed.
00:45:37Now I'll find out from Mr. Greger how to handle this kind of woman.
00:45:41Barbara, you can take the script on stage.
00:45:43I know the script.
00:45:45Yes, but don't play it too realistically.
00:45:47Some things are still not permitted.
00:45:48All right, please, let's go.
00:45:50In places. Make it better.
00:45:51Yes.
00:46:02This is it.
00:46:05Staying here long?
00:46:07Till morning.
00:46:08Good.
00:46:09Maybe longer.
00:46:11I must ask about it now, you see.
00:46:14This is my best room here, mister.
00:46:16If you don't like it, say so.
00:46:17It's very good.
00:46:18We'll be staying just tonight.
00:46:19What a nice place for sleeping.
00:46:21Oh, that speech is not in the script.
00:46:23I must one stick to the damn script always.
00:46:26Anyhow, I have another interpretation of the role.
00:46:31Let's do it from the speech starting with in college.
00:46:35Yes.
00:46:42Mark.
00:46:43Yes.
00:46:45In college I used to imagine what my darling husband would be like.
00:46:49What did you wish for?
00:46:53You know.
00:46:55A real man from head to toe.
00:46:59And when our wedding day would be.
00:47:02Now here she takes her clothes off.
00:47:06The bit with the fan, huh?
00:47:10Now the words here are just gab that stretches it.
00:47:12I'd slowly walk toward him and then I'd grab him.
00:47:36You're freezing, Mark.
00:47:39It's shocking.
00:47:41What do you mean shocking?
00:47:42Oh, can't you see that's what the public wants?
00:47:44We'll really kill them.
00:47:45I think we must get some laughs in there.
00:47:47It will come across much better.
00:47:49Along the comedy line, in from an erotic standpoint.
00:47:52I think she's right.
00:47:53No.
00:47:54So now it's a comedy, huh?
00:47:57My dear underlings, you're confusing emotion which is truly erotic with sex.
00:48:01Erotic comes from eros.
00:48:03That's love.
00:48:04And sex comes from coarse instincts that attempts to bring eros down to its low level.
00:48:08And you're doing much the same thing here, Barbara.
00:48:11Oh, how sensitive, my dearest Gregor.
00:48:14Preach on love and emotion, that's my topic.
00:48:16On these points, I'm an expert. Believe me, my dear.
00:48:18Oh, what is this prude with her idiotic moralizing done to everyone around here anyway?
00:48:23With a child, where's that?
00:48:24She should read fairy tales, not adult lines.
00:48:26Declaring how in those days all was so wonderful.
00:48:29How saintly they were.
00:48:30With love for each other so reliable and so blemishless, odorless, sinless and sexless, huh?
00:48:36Dinah.
00:48:37Dinah.
00:48:38Yes?
00:48:39Oh, out of my way.
00:48:40Dinah, you see that no one else can do this role properly.
00:48:42So please get a hold of yourself and stop this childishness.
00:48:46Good. If you wish it.
00:48:47Okay, now.
00:48:48Cass, we'll take her from where Doc comes in.
00:48:50And where's the doctor?
00:48:52Here.
00:48:53Uh, the bottle?
00:48:54Uh, bring it.
00:48:56You know what I mean?
00:48:57Jerry, take it, my sweetheart, before going to sleep.
00:48:59From that moment on.
00:49:00My sweetheart, before going.
00:49:01Yes.
00:49:12My sweetheart, before going to sleep at night, you mustn't eat so much.
00:49:15It's bad for your figure.
00:49:17You're right. I've been awful.
00:49:19Naturally you've been awful.
00:49:21Now either play this or don't play this.
00:49:23Must you make morons out of everybody?
00:49:25Gregor was such a steel girdled virgin, I'd just choke up.
00:49:28They bicker and we sit on our rumps and twiddle our thumbs.
00:49:32Well, how they carry on.
00:49:34If I'm late, my wife will raise Kaling.
00:49:36I've had it up to here, my friend.
00:49:38My dear actors, I want to do this scene with my battling leads privately.
00:49:41So take a little break.
00:49:42Why don't you go and eat in the canteen?
00:49:45What? I just came back from eating.
00:49:48I'm full. Can't I stay right here?
00:49:50I said go eat!
00:49:51But listen. No, no, no, no.
00:49:54I have a lot of work I have to do yet.
00:49:57Nothing comes easy in this life.
00:50:06Dinah doesn't give up.
00:50:08The director doesn't give up.
00:50:10And I can't give up either.
00:50:12Or else Mr. Holliday will never have enough confidence in me to make me
00:50:15happy holiday hotel house detective.
00:50:28I've got the move.
00:50:30Get on the inside again.
00:50:32Get the evidence. Then act.
00:50:34Four in the afternoon.
00:50:36Still no concrete evidence of activities in room 229.
00:50:39Next step, bug the room.
00:50:41Disguise, telephone men.
00:50:43Cut.
00:50:44Oh, let's do it again.
00:50:46Her body is hidden by all the sun.
00:50:49Okay.
00:50:50Camera ready.
00:50:52Action.
00:50:53Her body is hidden by all the sun.
00:50:55Okay.
00:50:56Camera ready.
00:50:58Off come the clothes.
00:51:00Good.
00:51:02Now into the top.
00:51:05Yeah.
00:51:06They were shooting movies in there.
00:51:08The kind I always used to hear the older guys talk about.
00:51:11Help!
00:51:14My correspondence course in detective work had taught me what to do.
00:51:17So I did it.
00:51:20Yes?
00:51:21Telephone man, ma'am.
00:51:22Man, man.
00:51:23Well, I didn't call for a telephone man.
00:51:25Oh, well, then something must be wrong with your phone.
00:51:27One second now.
00:51:28What is the meaning of this?
00:51:31No meaning, ma'am.
00:51:32Just facts.
00:51:33Well, what facts?
00:51:34What's going on in that room?
00:51:35What's the angle here?
00:51:36What's the deal?
00:51:37What's happening?
00:51:38What's your telephone number?
00:51:39Why, it's temple bar 12.
00:51:40What do you want to know my telephone number for?
00:51:42Bring the telephone, ma'am.
00:51:43Oh, go away.
00:51:44I can't.
00:51:45Why?
00:51:46You're standing on my foot.
00:51:47I'm going in that room.
00:51:48Don't you, Dad.
00:51:49I'm going in.
00:51:50You will not go in.
00:51:51I'm going in.
00:51:52Oh, dear.
00:51:53Oh, what do you want?
00:51:54I want to get out of here.
00:51:59You're an evil woman.
00:52:01And I'm going in that room.
00:52:06Don't go in there.
00:52:10Just as I thought you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
00:52:14Girly villains.
00:52:17They shot me.
00:52:18I could feel the warm blood trickling down my leg.
00:52:22No.
00:52:23It's just my Hershey bar melting.
00:52:25All right, you guys.
00:52:26Get out of that tub.
00:52:28Oh, my God.
00:52:30Thank you, sir.
00:52:31You young ladies, you ought to know better than that.
00:52:34What in the world?
00:52:35How am I supposed to do my Whippleboat commercials
00:52:38with these pathological bellboys hanging around?
00:52:41Ladies, does your mother know you're in there?
00:52:44Ladies!
00:52:45Ladies!
00:52:46Help!
00:52:47Help!
00:52:48Madam!
00:52:49Oh, my God.
00:52:50I'm over here.
00:52:51Madam!
00:52:52Oh, my God.
00:52:53Madam!
00:52:54Oh, my God.
00:52:55No!
00:52:56Mr. Jenkins, your mother is a maniac!
00:52:57Oh, Mr. Jenkins, for Jesus' sake.
00:52:58You ought to be ashamed of yourself doing a thing like this
00:52:59in the respect of the hotel.
00:53:00And as for your mother, does your mother know that you're
00:53:01doing this sort of thing?
00:53:02No.
00:53:03No.
00:53:04No.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No.
00:53:07No.
00:53:08No.
00:53:09No.
00:53:10No.
00:53:11No.
00:53:12And as for your mother, does your mother know that you're
00:53:13doing this sort of thing?
00:53:14How dare you do this in respect?
00:53:16And as for you, it's what I think, is it not?
00:53:32Ah ha ha!
00:53:37Help!
00:53:38Help!
00:53:39Oh, help!
00:53:42Will you stop that?
00:53:44Oh, I can't believe it, Kathy.
00:53:46Oh my god.
00:53:50Angie?
00:53:51Look, Angie.
00:53:53Look, Angie.
00:53:54Look what you've done to my lingerie.
00:53:58Never mind your lingerie.
00:53:59Oh, let go of me.
00:54:00Oh, look what you've done to my lingerie.
00:54:05Never mind your lingerie.
00:54:07Oh, let go of me.
00:54:09Oh!
00:54:10Oh, never mind.
00:54:11You'll never get my luck again.
00:54:15Oh, my crazy car.
00:54:16Oh, my God.
00:54:18Oh!
00:54:19Oh!
00:54:20Oh!
00:54:21Oh!
00:54:22Oh!
00:54:23Oh!
00:54:24Oh!
00:54:25Oh!
00:54:26Oh!
00:54:27Oh!
00:54:28Oh!
00:54:29Oh!
00:54:30Oh!
00:54:31Oh!
00:54:32Oh!
00:54:33Oh!
00:54:34Oh!
00:54:35Oh!
00:54:36Oh!
00:54:37Oh!
00:54:38Oh!
00:54:39Oh!
00:54:40Oh!
00:54:41Oh!
00:54:42Oh!
00:54:43Oh!
00:54:44Oh!
00:54:45Oh!
00:54:46Oh!
00:54:47Oh!
00:54:48Oh!
00:54:49Oh!
00:54:50Oh!
00:54:51Oh!
00:54:52Oh!
00:54:53Oh!
00:54:54Oh!
00:54:55Oh!
00:54:56Oh!
00:54:57Oh!
00:54:58Oh!
00:54:59Oh!
00:55:00Oh!
00:55:01Oh!
00:55:02Oh!
00:55:03Oh!
00:55:04Oh!
00:55:05Oh!
00:55:06Oh!
00:55:07Oh!
00:55:08Oh!
00:55:09Well, they won't find me here.
00:55:17What a mess.
00:55:18What a dilemma.
00:55:19What do I do now?
00:55:22I may get fired, may never find out what's going on in room 229, may never learn how
00:55:30to get along with women.
00:55:33May even sluck my detective's correspondence course.
00:55:40I may never be anything but a cowardly bellboy.
00:55:43Quiet!
00:55:44What is that noise?
00:55:47That's as important to me as the cast is to you.
00:55:49We can't go on without scenery.
00:55:50Just go to the canteen.
00:55:51They're food-sickening.
00:55:52Go someplace else.
00:55:53Like where, then?
00:55:54Like where?
00:55:55I don't give a damn.
00:55:56Just go.
00:55:57Don't shout so.
00:55:58Come now.
00:55:59We'll make this scene work this time.
00:56:00I'll explain it clearly.
00:56:01They'll find themselves at last all alone.
00:56:03They're curious about each other.
00:56:05What now?
00:56:06What are you...
00:56:07Yeah, this should hang over the bed right about here.
00:56:08That's what your stage manager told us.
00:56:10All right, put the painting up and be quick about it.
00:56:18Oh, what a shame it is.
00:56:19You're putting up a Vasaglione.
00:56:22Such purity over this bawdy house bed.
00:56:24Yeah, I might have known.
00:56:26If some modern bedroom had this kind of classic painting, there'd be fewer divorces today.
00:56:30In any case, it's not so really bad to look at now.
00:56:35This is art in its purest form.
00:56:37It was never meant to be lascivious or pornographic like you're suggesting.
00:56:41And here we go again.
00:56:42Gregor, calm yourself.
00:56:44Take it easy.
00:56:45In just five days, we're opening.
00:56:48Miss Weaver!
00:56:49Yes?
00:56:50We're doing nothing.
00:56:51Will you bring some coffee?
00:56:52Yes, Mr. Gregor.
00:56:53Oh, you poor kid.
00:56:57The Middle Ages, dearest diner, had an easy, offhand, lightly moral behavior.
00:57:03In those days, everyone was tired of living in darkness.
00:57:13There developed a craving for light, fresh air, and beauty.
00:57:17The Renaissance plucked away the drab form-hiding shrouds that passed for clothing and rediscovered
00:57:21the marvel of the human body.
00:57:23Insana incorpore sano, a sound mind in a sound body.
00:57:29As in ancient times, this emerged as the sought-after truth.
00:57:35Then that's why the painters and sculptors turned their talents to portraying the human
00:57:38body.
00:57:40Man was the model, but the gods were the ideal.
00:57:43Venus, Mars, Cupid.
00:57:46Not exactly.
00:57:47It was man alone, in all his unadorned naturalness, whom they wanted to reveal.
00:57:52They got around convention by claiming in their efforts to be gods and goddesses.
00:57:57But when viewed more closely, they all look unmistakably mortal.
00:58:02How shameful to be so unashamed.
00:58:04But why, diner?
00:58:05Once the beauty of the human body had been rediscovered.
00:58:08Don't you mean re-uncovered?
00:58:09Have it your way.
00:58:12But people began to take better care of their principal, uh, assets.
00:58:18Bathing became fashionable.
00:58:20Diners met for baths as we do for lunch and dinner.
00:58:23It gave them an entirely new outlook on life.
00:58:25And put some life in their looking.
00:58:27The royal order of peeping toms.
00:58:30And the wine, women, and song played on.
00:58:33I can understand about the men, but what of the women?
00:58:37Were they all of such loose character and easy virtue?
00:58:39Ah, but there was no such thing as easy virtue, diner.
00:58:44Virtue came very, very hard.
00:58:46In fact, it was practically unattainable.
00:58:49Now you're twisting my words.
00:58:51I meant, were all the women so willing to be led down the primrose path?
00:58:55Why not?
00:58:56As long as it was strewn with roses.
00:58:58In the long run, it paid to be free with their favors.
00:59:01You mean the chaste maid got tired of never being chaste?
00:59:05Ha, ha, ha.
00:59:06Now you're entering into the spirit of things.
00:59:08Yes, it was a battle of the sexes even then.
00:59:11And both sides were always anxious to lay down their arms.
00:59:16And when it came to capturing the enemy, I imagine it was every woman for herself.
00:59:21Sort of girl gets boy, girl gets at boy, and then girl gets at girl for getting boy.
00:59:29Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:59:34Shh.
00:59:36I can't at this moment believe that our Cora, our captain, got married.
00:59:41Yeah, yeah.
00:59:42That Cora is sure mistress of her craft.
00:59:45She's got a mattress full of gold.
00:59:48Ha, ha, ha.
00:59:50Yeah, ha, ha, ha.
00:59:52Isn't that why she earned the gold?
00:59:54And on her door there is no lock to keep out anyone.
00:59:58He'll crow if he fathers anything.
01:00:00And if he fathers anything, I'll eat crow.
01:00:03Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:00:05Come everybody, let's go see what they're doing inside.
01:00:09Let's take a look and see if the captain is in command now.
01:00:13Now let's let everyone get a good view.
01:00:15Ooh.
01:00:18Ooh.
01:00:19Ah.
01:00:20Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
01:00:22Ooh.
01:00:23Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
01:00:26Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:00:30Cora is wearing the dress.
01:00:33Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:00:35Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:00:38So that's how women were in those days.
01:00:44They fought with each other to get a man, and then when they got the man, they fought
01:00:49with him.
01:00:53Things haven't changed a bit.
01:00:56You're just as bad as this mark whom you're playing.
01:00:58So full of selfishness and common yearning.
01:00:59You're right.
01:01:00Naturally, we see differences between love and marriage yesterday and today, but not
01:01:03very great ones.
01:01:05The one grand difference was this, my dear.
01:01:07They had their love with some finesse, see?
01:01:09Today, there's much more earthiness.
01:01:11You see, finesse in their words, and in their deeds.
01:01:13That's so.
01:01:14Yes, but you're saying, my dear, that it doesn't exist at present.
01:01:16Oh, I mean the finesse that's not offensive to approach any woman nicely, not just me.
01:01:20That is good, Dinah, just great.
01:01:22Make it really personal.
01:01:24This is what I mean.
01:01:25A man and a woman wait for a streetcar to come along.
01:01:27Before she knows his name, he asks her if she'd like to see his apartment.
01:01:30Naturally, and she says yes.
01:01:31Not me.
01:01:32Yes, in a special van.
01:01:33She's the one that gets your things and moves them over.
01:01:34And she pays all the costs herself.
01:01:36Children, why are you so nice to each other?
01:01:38But don't you see I'm right?
01:01:39Well, she may be right, but I bet that Mr. Gregor's up to something.
01:01:43No, but I'll have to come back later.
01:01:45It's almost time for Mr. Holliday to phone in for my daily report.
01:01:50Come, darling.
01:01:51There was a time that stands out in the best age of France.
01:01:54The great era of perfume and of mistresses, of courtesans, of pathetic slave-trading women
01:01:59the age of first-class Bordellos.
01:02:01Just name it, they had it.
01:02:03And they also had...
01:02:04I've got to hear this.
01:02:12If I don't learn about French women, I won't know all there is to know about women.
01:02:17Galantry, esprit, fantasy, I don't know why you say it's such a great era.
01:02:21They didn't even wash.
01:02:27They used perfume instead of soap.
01:02:29It was the most cosmetic conscious half-century in history.
01:02:32Still, the women couldn't have been all they were painted to be.
01:02:35They were all that and more.
01:02:37The great courtesans of that era made the men who made history.
01:02:41They took weak men and molded them into strong monarchs by keeping them engaged in the boudoir
01:02:45rather than on the battlefield.
01:03:15Suzette?
01:03:16Suzette?
01:03:17Yes, madame.
01:03:18Suzette, take this off my shoulders, please.
01:03:19Yes, madame.
01:03:20Oh, now, maestro, I can see it in your eyes.
01:03:21You don't want to do me with clothes on.
01:03:22But I do, madame.
01:03:23Don't, don't.
01:03:24You're just being nice.
01:03:25I can see it.
01:03:26These clothes are tasteless.
01:03:27This veily stuff makes me feel like an Egyptian mummy in it.
01:03:28I'm not a mummy.
01:03:29I'm a madame.
01:03:30I'm a madame.
01:03:31I'm a madame.
01:03:32I'm a madame.
01:03:33I'm a madame.
01:03:34I'm a madame.
01:03:35I'm a madame.
01:03:36I'm a madame.
01:03:37I'm a madame.
01:03:38I'm a madame.
01:03:39I'm a madame.
01:03:40Oh, I feel I'm so absolutely unattractive.
01:03:41This way.
01:03:42And you.
01:03:43Don't you?
01:03:44Yes, of course, of course.
01:03:45You're quite right.
01:03:46I asked you a question, dear.
01:03:47Didn't you understand it?
01:03:48No.
01:03:49Then why do I ever ask you anything?
01:03:50I don't know that myself.
01:03:51Oh, and just tell me this.
01:03:52Why do you sit here and watch?
01:03:53I want to keep you company, darling.
01:03:54And that's about all I want to know.
01:03:55I don't know.
01:03:56I don't know.
01:03:57I don't know.
01:03:58I don't know.
01:03:59I don't know.
01:04:00I don't know.
01:04:01I don't know.
01:04:02I don't know.
01:04:03I don't know.
01:04:04I don't know.
01:04:05I don't know.
01:04:06I don't know.
01:04:07I want to keep you company, darling.
01:04:08And that's about all you can do, Lady Cad?
01:04:09You have me all wrong.
01:04:10I'm not Superman.
01:04:11With a woman like you, love's not just work.
01:04:12It's a lifetime project.
01:04:13Oh.
01:04:14Maestro.
01:04:15Madame.
01:04:16Come, is this a good position?
01:04:17But naturally.
01:04:18Naturally, madame.
01:04:19You shouldn't be so free with your attractions.
01:04:20There's much to do.
01:04:21I'm not a man.
01:04:22I'm a woman.
01:04:23I'm a woman.
01:04:24I'm a woman.
01:04:25I'm a woman.
01:04:26I'm a woman.
01:04:27I'm a woman.
01:04:28I'm a woman.
01:04:29I'm a woman.
01:04:30I'm a woman.
01:04:31I'm a woman.
01:04:32I'm a woman.
01:04:33I'm a woman.
01:04:34I'm a woman.
01:04:35You shouldn't be so free with your attractions.
01:04:36There's much too much there.
01:04:37If you show your line to the layman,
01:04:38then he won't doubt what you've got in stock.
01:04:40But that makes her hip line too wide.
01:04:42The maestro will not do a bust, my dear.
01:04:44He's doing a portrait, right?
01:04:45Naturally.
01:04:46But I want to have a busty portrait and no more interference now.
01:04:49Don't touch.
01:04:50This is mine and you're against it.
01:04:52And you just stay out of it.
01:04:53Don't say that, my love.
01:04:55Our contract gives me some interest in your affairs.
01:04:58Oh, forget it.
01:04:59Contracts are made to be broken.
01:05:00You know that.
01:05:01It's a position in which I should not leave her.
01:05:04Would you, maestro?
01:05:05Fear not.
01:05:06She wishes her likeness to change history.
01:05:08And mind you, I kind of think she'll make it.
01:05:11No, no, not that.
01:05:12Will you please shut up?
01:05:14You don't know anything except about going to sleep.
01:05:16This dress is shoddy.
01:05:17Come, Suzette.
01:05:18Let's find another.
01:05:19Yes, madame.
01:05:22My present obligations are calling.
01:05:24Yes.
01:05:26Germaine Francois.
01:05:29Oh, you charmer.
01:05:31Bet you must have your arms full with that dragon.
01:05:33Well, you might try it for yourself, dear one,
01:05:35if you'll come to my quarters.
01:05:37I trusted you once.
01:05:39I promise I'll be a much better behaved young man.
01:05:42Well, now, not all better.
01:05:43Well, I don't know about that now.
01:05:45She's coming.
01:05:49Now, maestro, I put on his purse.
01:05:54Madame, they become you more than they do the oyster.
01:05:58Oh, the baron will be jubilant.
01:06:00The less apparel you have on, madame,
01:06:02the more money I'll earn for this portrait.
01:06:04Suzette.
01:06:05Yes, madame?
01:06:06Stop getting out of line.
01:06:07No, madame.
01:06:08Perhaps you could lift your leg just a bit.
01:06:10Like this?
01:06:11Yes.
01:06:12The shawl is just a little bit out of line here.
01:06:14Better.
01:06:15Why not share the shawl?
01:06:16No, no, no, no.
01:06:18I'm sorry, madame.
01:06:20Why not share the shawl?
01:06:21No, no, no, no.
01:06:23Now then, let me see both hands over your face.
01:06:27Maestro, you mustn't make me appear like a weeping willow.
01:06:31You may lower them again.
01:06:33It's not right.
01:06:35With the mouth going, I just can't do her.
01:06:38Oh, maestro, I feel there's something irking you,
01:06:40but what can it...
01:06:41The pearls.
01:06:42Beg pardon?
01:06:43Suzette.
01:06:44Yes, madame?
01:06:45Come take the pearls off.
01:06:46Yes, madame.
01:06:51The chemise can go also.
01:06:56Suzette, my diamonds, please.
01:06:58Yes, madame.
01:07:00For the bell and I will sacrifice all.
01:07:10Oh, is this cold.
01:07:13Oh, is this cold.
01:07:15Oh, is this cold.
01:07:17Oh, is this cold.
01:07:20Huh, madame, may I just say that when he sees you like this,
01:07:24he'll try to, uh...
01:07:25Conquer me?
01:07:26No, cover you.
01:07:31So...
01:07:35Dina, I must make a decision about you
01:07:37in regard to the role that you're playing.
01:07:39I hate to be formal, dear, but I must let you go.
01:07:42But between us and privately,
01:07:45Dina I have the deepest respect for.
01:07:47Dinah, I have the deepest respect for you.
01:07:49Yes, yes, deepest, deepest.
01:07:51Dinah, I beg you, forget all that's happened now.
01:07:54It was my fault.
01:07:55Forget it, but play it.
01:07:58If you'll allow me, I'll run down to the canteen, huh?
01:08:00Because my mouth is as dry as a desert.
01:08:04Let her go.
01:08:05Fire her.
01:08:07That director isn't fooling me.
01:08:09He's being very clever.
01:08:12He's going to let Jerry take care of things from now on.
01:08:16If I didn't goof everything up all the time,
01:08:18Mr. Holliday would have that kind of confidence in me.
01:08:21Mr. Holliday.
01:08:23Mr. Holliday!
01:08:25Mr. Holliday will fire me if I don't get back to that switchboard before he calls in.
01:08:35Yes, sir, Mr. Holliday.
01:08:36Yes, sir, Mr. Holliday.
01:08:38No, sir, Mr. Holliday, no.
01:08:40I don't know what they're doing up there, sir.
01:08:42But they're undressed.
01:08:45Yes, sir.
01:08:46Yes, sir, Mr. Holliday.
01:08:51He wants me to take care of it.
01:08:56George, I want you to do something about that noise in room 229.
01:09:00I think I'll just have a look myself.
01:09:02Oh, no, no, no, Mrs. Weidred.
01:09:04Why don't you go over and play bingo with Mrs. Favrecham, huh?
01:09:06I played bingo with Mrs. Favrecham last night.
01:09:09Besides, she cheats.
01:09:11I want to see what's going on in 229.
01:09:13Oh, no, no, no.
01:09:14I'll take care of it.
01:09:15I'll take care of it, Mrs. Weidred.
01:09:17You're a good boy, George.
01:09:19I'm going to recommend you to Mr. Holliday to be house detective.
01:09:24Well, thank you very much, Mrs. Weidred.
01:09:30Everyone has confidence in me.
01:09:33Mrs. Weidred has confidence in me.
01:09:35Mr. Holliday has confidence in me.
01:09:37Everyone.
01:09:40Except me.
01:09:44In matters of disguise, one cannot be too careful.
01:09:48There are eyes everywhere.
01:09:50A good detective must always have a complete assortment of disguises at his fingerprints.
01:09:54Fingertips.
01:09:55Lord Bromley of the British Consulate. No.
01:09:57Movie gangster. No.
01:09:58The Mafia. No.
01:09:59Possibly a high-class hotel doorman. No.
01:10:01Beardless beatnik. No.
01:10:03Sergeant Renfrew of the Southwest Mounties. No.
01:10:05I have it.
01:10:06Why didn't I think of it before?
01:10:08Bellboy.
01:10:09Perfect disguise.
01:10:41I have it.
01:11:01I keep forgetting there's no elevator in there.
01:11:08What up?
01:11:11Ah, dear little boy.
01:11:13What are you doing here in front of my door?
01:11:15Do you want to come in? Do you want to talk to me?
01:11:18Room service.
01:11:20What is it?
01:11:21What is in here?
01:11:22Oh, just room service.
01:11:25Room service for anything?
01:11:29You take care of it, George.
01:11:31Take care of it.
01:11:32Take care of it.
01:11:33Recommend your house, detective.
01:11:35You're a coward, George.
01:11:37A coward.
01:11:38A coward.
01:11:39A coward.
01:11:40A coward.
01:11:41Yes, yes.
01:11:43You leave the house, detective, George.
01:11:52Voila, monsieur room service.
01:11:54Come in.
01:11:55Bien.
01:11:56Guess I'll go in and service the room.
01:12:00They were especially friendly.
01:12:02But they didn't fool me.
01:12:04I could see right through them.
01:12:05I could see through their clothes, too.
01:12:08I noticed that they were playing poker,
01:12:10so very cleverly I led them to believe I had no money.
01:12:13Sure enough, just as I planned,
01:12:16they suggested strip poker.
01:12:18I agreed on the condition that deuces weren't wild.
01:12:21I don't believe in wild deuces.
01:12:23I don't believe in wild women, either.
01:12:25But here they were.
01:12:26This was my big chance to unmask these girls for what they really were.
01:12:30The bare facts were here,
01:12:32and it was up to me to get down to them.
01:12:35Then it began.
01:12:37I suggested they ante an article of clothing, a shoe.
01:12:40I was anxious to get down to brass buckles,
01:12:42but it had to be a slow process.
01:12:44Everything was falling into place,
01:12:46like shapely parts of a jigsaw puzzle.
01:12:48Red-hot evidence.
01:12:50The one on my left had an especially professional way
01:12:55of taking off her stockings,
01:12:57with a sort of knowing flip at the end.
01:13:02She didn't learn that at nursery school.
01:13:05The big question was, of course, how far would they go?
01:13:08And if they went, would I be able to get the upper hand?
01:13:12Apparently, there was a slight miscalculation in my plans.
01:13:16A fly in the ointment, you might say.
01:13:19They were after my clothes.
01:13:22I told them it wouldn't be proper, my being in uniform and all.
01:13:26You know, some people in uniform can't fight or drink.
01:13:29It's not patriotic.
01:13:30It's against the hotel rules for me to strip when in uniform.
01:13:34It was no use.
01:13:36They wanted me to strip, and I had to humor them.
01:13:39What a sense of humor.
01:13:43I wondered if Mr. Holiday really ever appreciated
01:13:46what I was going through for him,
01:13:48and for the good, pure name of the Happy Holiday Hotel.
01:13:51Fortunately, I had just finished a correspondence course
01:13:54in how to win at poker and be popular with women.
01:13:57I was sewing the game up.
01:13:59The gleam in their eyes had a strange effect on me,
01:14:02a strange, cold, hot, stinging sensation.
01:14:05But a man in my business has to be immune to that sort of thing,
01:14:08or he has no business being in that business.
01:14:11More clothes came off, more shoulders exposed.
01:14:14It wouldn't be long.
01:14:16It was a game of nerves.
01:14:18There were a couple of good-looking nerves around there, too.
01:14:21The odds were high, and there I was,
01:14:23eight, nine, ten, queen.
01:14:26I had an inside straight going, and still I had my pants on.
01:14:30My correspondence course had said,
01:14:32never bet on an inside straight unless the game is fixed,
01:14:35in which case, of course, it's a crooked straight.
01:14:38But this game was on the up-and-up.
01:14:40The odds were too high.
01:14:42I couldn't do it.
01:14:44I decided to retreat,
01:14:46to go back to my room and think of a new approach,
01:14:49a new disguise.
01:14:52But how could I do such a thing to poor, rich Mr. Holiday,
01:14:57sitting in his office, smoking his cigars,
01:15:00depending on me, on George, to clean up his hotel?
01:15:04This would be how Sherlock Holmes would have done it.
01:15:07He would have stayed to the bitter end,
01:15:09clothes or no clothes.
01:15:11He would have solved this case pipe-in-mouth, naked, if need be.
01:15:15A deuce, and I had said no deuces wild.
01:15:18What luck.
01:15:20There was no turning back or front.
01:15:23I had the distinct feeling it was getting hotter in that room.
01:15:27The girls were very kind, though.
01:15:29They wanted me to take off more clothes
01:15:31so I could be more comfortable, no doubt.
01:15:34I had to be master of the situation.
01:15:36I had to let them know who was wearing the pants,
01:15:39well, who was wearing the shorts in that room.
01:15:42More clothes came off.
01:15:44More shoulders revealed.
01:15:46I say shoulders just in case these notes are ever public.
01:15:49Actually, they were really getting undressed.
01:15:52It was embarrassing.
01:15:54It was educational.
01:15:57My shorts? No, no.
01:15:59This was too much.
01:16:01No, anything but my shorts.
01:16:03Well, not anything.
01:16:05They didn't understand.
01:16:07I'm shy. I've always been shy.
01:16:09In high school, I used to take showers in my bathing suit.
01:16:12Calmly, I stood up,
01:16:14told them I thought they were playing a nasty game
01:16:17and that they were nasty girls
01:16:19and that I wouldn't stand for any of it anymore.
01:16:21They thought I was funny.
01:16:23I didn't pay any attention to them.
01:16:25I calmly picked up my pants and walked out.
01:16:35Well, they outstripped me that time.
01:16:37I don't know.
01:16:38Do you think I'm ever going to learn how to handle women?
01:16:41Ever going to become the happy holiday hotel house detective?
01:16:45I have tried and I have tried
01:16:47from everything I've learned from that director
01:16:49and everything from that detective correspondence course.
01:16:52All I do is goof everything up.
01:16:59But Mr. Holiday, he did have confidence in me.
01:17:03Now, why can't I have confidence in me?
01:17:08Mr. Gregor, it's five o'clock.
01:17:11So what? I know it.
01:17:12We're winding up. We must do the scene here properly.
01:17:15Or isn't that clear?
01:17:16But it's five o'clock.
01:17:18We must do what's proper and break...
01:17:20We must? Who says so?
01:17:21I prefer working.
01:17:23No, the guild will not allow us to work nights.
01:17:26Mr. Gregor, we observe the rules always.
01:17:30Well, if that guild of yours won't allow it,
01:17:34then our day has reached an end.
01:17:36Our girl will never know the facts of life
01:17:38and I bet we could have succeeded in persuading her.
01:17:40He hasn't taught me those facts yet either.
01:17:43Well, what am I going to do now?
01:17:45There's no five o'clock curfew in room 229.
01:17:49Well, I'm on my own.
01:17:52Just have to be brave.
01:17:57I'm not scared anymore.
01:18:00I just may be able to do it.
01:18:07I'll whip back to the Happy Holiday Hotel,
01:18:10install for time, and develop my next clever move.
01:18:16Happy Holiday Hotel.
01:18:18Hello, George.
01:18:19I assume you fixed everything up in room 229.
01:18:22Yes, sir, Mr. Happy.
01:18:24I mean, Mr. Holiday.
01:18:26No, I'll tell you.
01:18:27You see, it's like this, sir.
01:18:29I don't like to hear that, George.
01:18:32No, sir.
01:18:33I mean, yes, sir.
01:18:35I expect it will all be cleaned up
01:18:37before I call you again, George.
01:18:39There isn't much time.
01:18:41Yes, sir.
01:18:43A final move.
01:18:45Rid the Happy Holiday Hotel of these tainted women
01:18:48or lose my job.
01:18:50Decision.
01:18:51My own fifth column.
01:18:53Work from the inside.
01:19:12Yes?
01:19:32Hello.
01:19:33Hello.
01:19:34Is this room 229?
01:19:35Yes, it is.
01:19:36May I help you?
01:19:37Yes, you may.
01:19:38Polly sent me.
01:19:40Oh?
01:19:41Polly Schwartz, she runs a delicatessen down the street.
01:19:44Oh, really?
01:19:45Did somebody order lunch?
01:19:46No, no, no.
01:19:47She said I might get a job here.
01:19:49Oh.
01:19:50Well, all right.
01:19:51Come in.
01:19:52Mm-hmm.
01:19:56Put your special glasses on.
01:20:03I'll be right there.
01:20:05You'll, um, have to speak to, uh, Liverpool.
01:20:08Who?
01:20:09Um, the madame.
01:20:10Oh, the madame.
01:20:11Yes.
01:20:12Uh-huh.
01:20:12Well, just make yourself at home.
01:20:34I'll be right there.
01:21:04I'll be right there.
01:21:34I'll be right there.
01:21:35I'll be right there.
01:22:05Uh, would you zip me up, please?
01:22:07Uh, thank you.
01:22:11Uh, how's the new girl?
01:22:13The new girl?
01:22:14New girl.
01:22:17Well, you know, you cannot be shy in our line of business.
01:22:20Oh, of course not.
01:22:21A girl has to have a knack for it.
01:22:23Oh.
01:22:24Oh.
01:22:25Oh.
01:22:26Oh.
01:22:27Oh.
01:22:28Oh.
01:22:29Oh.
01:22:30Oh.
01:22:31Oh.
01:22:32Oh.
01:22:33I told you before.
01:22:34A girl has to have enough confidence in herself
01:22:36to get out there and sell.
01:22:37Get out there and sell.
01:22:38Right.
01:22:39Yeah.
01:22:40And most important, she has to be
01:22:41loyal, courteous, and thrifty.
01:22:43Oh, that's like the boy Scouts, hey.
01:22:44Do you mind, please?
01:22:46My girls are all good girls.
01:22:48Of course, they are.
01:22:49They've just had an unhappy childhood.
01:22:51And above all, they enjoy the work they're doing,
01:22:53don't you girls?
01:22:54Girls.
01:22:55As I said, they enjoy the work they're doing.
01:22:58And somehow the customers can tell.
01:23:00Hmm.
01:23:01I wonder how.
01:23:02of osmosis. Mr Jenkins, our most important customer is coming here today. We'll try you
01:23:09out then. Take off your clothes. I thought there'd be a hitch. My disguise wasn't complete
01:23:16enough for that. The only way to really get any evidence, get them red-handed in the act.
01:23:22What's your name? George. George? How interesting. Yes, you see, my mother and father are from
01:23:28the old country. They didn't know the difference. Between a boy and a girl of name? No, between
01:23:32a boy and a girl. Well, George just won't do. We have to find something exotic, like
01:23:39a name for the party. Fru-Fru, that's it. Fru-Fru. Girl, meet Fru-Fru. Hi. Hi, girl.
01:23:51Now, what will happen is this. You will parade in front of Mr Jenkins, and he will pick out
01:23:57what he wants. And, oh well, girls, you explain to her. And hurry and get rid of all these
01:24:03things before Mr Jenkins arrives. What a situation. What a predicament. What a problem. What a
01:24:09man this Mr Jenkins must be. He was here this morning. Here. Oh, thank you very much. Oh,
01:24:15put it on. Oh, look, what is it? It's a Whimplepool original. Where is it? There, just put it
01:24:23on. All right, she thinks out. Where? You know, I certainly hope I do make good in the
01:24:35big city. Everyone, everyone is trying to help me so hard, and I've got to please so many
01:24:40people back home. There's Ma, and there's Pa, and there's Uncle Zeke, and then there's
01:24:44my beau, Tommy. Hey, he's the beau next door. Say, what kind of a man is this Mr Jenkins?
01:24:50I don't want to get into any trouble in this town. Now, I've been told and warned time
01:24:54and time again that this town is something that I should stay away from. But I've always
01:24:58said that when a girl is pure of heart, nothing can happen to her.
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01:30:09This is our meet me in Tijuana line. Imagine, I'm sure your company would love to carry.
01:30:15Oh, yes, we have an office in Tijuana.
01:30:19Ah, yes.
01:30:40This is our polka dot model. We call it, guess where the navel is.
01:30:48Great for party games.
01:30:51Now, each dot is hand applied.
01:30:55Yes, yes.
01:30:58Oh, really?
01:31:11Now we have a new girl for you, Mr Jenkins. We call her Fru Fru.
01:31:18What is the meaning of this? I don't understand. What are you trying to do, ruin me?
01:31:21Keep speaking, please, right into my response there.
01:31:23I said, what are you trying to... Stop being so silly. And take off the robe.
01:31:27Oh, no, you don't.
01:31:28Girls, take off the robe.
01:31:31Hey, stop it.
01:31:32Out of here.
01:31:33Take it off.
01:31:36All right.
01:31:38And you too.
01:31:39Oh, what's the meaning of this?
01:31:40Well, I can explain everything, you see.
01:31:42Yeah, what is the meaning of this?
01:31:44Pretty smart, huh?
01:31:45I've been on this case since I was a bellboy.
01:31:47Ever since Tuesday.
01:31:48I've got all the evidence.
01:31:50Right here, in my tape recorder.
01:31:58Now, don't you move.
01:31:59Don't you move.
01:32:01I told you not to move.
01:32:03You're moving.
01:32:04I told you not to move.
01:32:07You such...
01:32:11I don't have a permit for a real one yet.
01:32:14You're out.
01:32:20Get him.
01:32:26Get him.
01:32:33Get him.
01:32:44That's what leads me to where I am now, an expert on women, the ins and outs of women,
01:33:06their habits, eating and other, their whims, their secrets, their moods.
01:33:13And that's why I don't ever want to see another one again as long as I live.
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