When a young man approaches Fung Hin-Man ( Donnie Yen ), a legendary warrior, he listens to the stories of his past. Little does the man know that people are planning to kill Fung.
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00:06:00The court. The council.
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00:06:20Hey, wait a minute.
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00:06:28Mr. Chan, it's good to see you.
00:06:31I've been waiting for you. What kept you?
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00:06:40Do you have any idea why I wanted to see you?
00:06:45No, why?
00:06:47I'm in a good mood.
00:06:49I'm interested to know why you didn't ask him why he disappeared so suddenly. Aren't you curious?
00:06:58Not really. I guess it's just like everybody said.
00:07:01He was seriously injured. He needed to hide up.
00:07:04Or maybe he was just tired of business. Who can tell?
00:07:07So many stories. Which one is true?
00:07:09Yeah, but all these stories are just rumors, let's face it.
00:07:13Surely you can make an intelligent guess.
00:07:16A guess? I don't know.
00:07:19A holiday. Even old people need holidays, don't you know that?
00:07:25Really?
00:07:26Yeah.
00:07:28Oh.
00:07:30Here, hold on.
00:07:32It's for you, some chick.
00:07:33Thank you.
00:07:35Hi.
00:07:37I said I'd call you later.
00:07:39I can't talk right now.
00:07:43I'll call you when I can, okay? Goodbye now.
00:07:46Argument with your girlfriend? Such a pity.
00:07:50She sounded really nice.
00:07:52You know, sort of young and innocent, if you know what I mean.
00:07:55It was just a line.
00:07:57You know, there's one thing that I really hate, and that's mobile phones. They really get on my nerves.
00:08:01Pain in the ass.
00:08:03I've got a pager. That way I can simply call a person back whenever I like.
00:08:07I hate being followed around by...
00:08:08Tell me, the old man, he as talkative as you?
00:08:15You'll soon find out.
00:08:22By the way, I haven't introduced myself.
00:08:25Most people just call me Uncle Y. I've been working for the old man for years.
00:08:28Remember, I'm only looking for him, nobody else.
00:08:31Is it still much further?
00:08:33Patience, okay? We're nearly there.
00:08:36You know the rule. You have to face the outcome yourself.
00:08:40I know. I'm well prepared.
00:08:44Tell me, what do you want with the old man?
00:08:47I'll tell him myself.
00:08:48There better be something worthy of him, you understand.
00:08:50He doesn't want to hear about mundane things anybody can handle.
00:08:53He just gets pissed off at you wasting his time.
00:08:56And when the old man gets pissed off, that ain't nice to see.
00:08:59When he's in a bad mood and everybody gets shit.
00:09:02And that's me included, so don't piss him off, okay?
00:09:05Tell me, is there anything this guy can't do?
00:09:07Well, let me think a moment.
00:09:09Yeah, I guess the old man can't fly, that's about all.
00:09:12Didn't think so.
00:09:15Well, mister, here we are.
00:09:20Is that him?
00:09:23He's just taking a little nap.
00:09:25You're charging his batteries.
00:09:28You get to his age.
00:09:31It's a good time of the day to rest and recuperate. You know what I mean?
00:09:37What about my job?
00:09:40Now, young man, don't be impatient.
00:09:43Call me Ben.
00:09:46Call me Uncle Y. Sit down.
00:09:53Relax.
00:09:55So he's the man from the legend?
00:09:58No problem.
00:10:01He's older than I thought.
00:10:06Well, no matter how great you are, you can't help getting old and sick, that's life, so don't forget that, huh?
00:10:13That depends.
00:10:15What's that supposed to mean?
00:10:17A man is a man. We're all gonna get old sometime, ain't that right?
00:10:21Don't you agree with me?
00:10:23Not everybody will get old.
00:10:26If you've got a strong enough will, you'll win.
00:10:29It's not a matter of winning or losing in life, you know.
00:10:33I tell you, it's not like gambling in some casino.
00:10:36I believe you can win anything in life.
00:10:39And lose, too.
00:10:42Believe me, if you're talking now about being immortal,
00:10:47it doesn't matter whether you win or lose. If you've got money, you might as well keep it.
00:10:52You're too old. You wouldn't understand.
00:10:54And maybe you're just too young to share my point of view.
00:10:57But I'll tell you, if you're rich,
00:11:01it still doesn't mean you have to bet all your money on one goal, huh?
00:11:06What? Lost something, have you? I bet it's that mobile phone.
00:11:11You see, that's another reason why I don't want to have one of those things.
00:11:14You want to go back there and look for it?
00:11:17No.
00:11:19I'm not expecting any calls. It doesn't matter.
00:11:22Now, what was I saying? Oh, yeah.
00:11:25Don't you forget, Ben, you're still a young man.
00:11:28And when you get to his age over there,
00:11:31you'll see that winning isn't always so important.
00:11:34Sometimes when you do win, you find that the cost of winning isn't always worth it.
00:11:39But he's old.
00:11:41What?
00:11:43He may be old, but if he'd kicked you, you'd have swallowed that cigarette hole in your face.
00:11:46It'd have been such a mess that even your mother would have had difficulty recognizing you.
00:11:50I used to be arrogant when I first met him, just like you.
00:11:56Oh, merciful goddess, we ask for your assistance.
00:12:00Please let us escape the ravages of war and let the bandits only attack other villages.
00:12:06In return, we shall offer you great sacrifices.
00:12:09Oh, where was I? Oh, yes.
00:12:12Merciful goddess, please bless us with a peaceful life.
00:12:16Let us all live in harmony and happiness.
00:12:19And most important, may all our boys be healthy.
00:12:22And may they all grow up to be law-abiding, responsible citizens.
00:12:26And bring credit to our village.
00:12:28May all the families have bad luck. No, no, no, sorry, I mean best luck.
00:12:32And may all our harvests be bountiful.
00:12:35Please help Chun remember an eye for an eye.
00:12:38When he's beaten, let him stab the other twice with a knife.
00:12:41May I also be blessed with a baby when I'm eighty.
00:12:44Please let Wai go bald very soon.
00:12:46So it is for you to stop infesting the village.
00:12:49And stop Hippo from stealing food.
00:12:51Or at least if he steals, please stop him from being caught red-handed.
00:12:55And please let Big Mouth stop talking of all the women all the time.
00:12:59And let him stop running after all the bitches when they're in heat.
00:13:02If he wants to disgrace himself, let him go to the next village instead.
00:13:06And help Little Bun grow up and stop fooling around with all the boys.
00:13:11Nice kick right in the nuts.
00:13:13Hey, four against one, that's not fair.
00:13:16It's a good thing there's only one of him or he'll be in trouble.
00:13:22Anyway, may the merciful goddess bless you all.
00:13:25Yeah!
00:13:41Hey, you there! Put that chicken back.
00:13:43What's it got to do with you? Let him go.
00:13:45Yeah, we're neighbors, leave him alone.
00:13:47Quit threatening him like that.
00:13:49Yeah, where'd you get that weapon, huh?
00:13:51Who cares?
00:13:52Hippo, you stole my rice last time.
00:13:54It wasn't me, it was Chun here.
00:13:56What do you mean? You ate it with White, didn't you?
00:13:58Hey, we agreed we wouldn't say anything about it.
00:14:00Why are you always dropping us in the shit, you bastard?
00:14:02I bet it was you who stole the sacrificial pig's head.
00:14:05It was you who stole the pig's head, didn't you, you idiot?
00:14:08It wasn't your pig's head.
00:14:09But it was my rice.
00:14:11You got that bastard?
00:14:12Yeah, so what?
00:14:13Give it back.
00:14:14And also, give me six chickens.
00:14:16All of you.
00:14:17Six chickens, who do you think you are?
00:14:19Yeah, right.
00:14:20You're crazy, I don't have six chickens.
00:14:22Anyway.
00:14:53Do you think he could be a deserter?
00:14:55I don't think he could be a deserter.
00:14:57He's much too clean-shaven.
00:15:00Got a big knife.
00:15:01It must be for choppy wood.
00:15:02What's in that bag?
00:15:04I wonder what he could be carrying in that bag.
00:15:07I don't like him.
00:15:08He looks like a bandit to me.
00:15:11How many bandits have you seen?
00:15:14Hey, what do you think?
00:15:17Have you seen any bandits?
00:15:18Of course I have, you idiot.
00:15:20Of course I have, you idiot.
00:15:21I've seen dozens of them.
00:15:43What do you want here?
00:15:45Boy.
00:15:47Where's the Seven Saints Temple?
00:15:50What's going on here?
00:15:51We've got dozens of temples around here.
00:15:53But you'll need to pay money first.
00:15:59Leave the village and take the beach road.
00:16:04Thanks.
00:16:08Hey, did he give in to somebody?
00:16:09What's happened here?
00:16:10What's going on?
00:16:11What's he talking to?
00:16:12He doesn't speak to anybody, does he?
00:16:14Why?
00:16:15Where's he going?
00:16:18What?
00:16:20Keep away from him, kid.
00:16:22Hey, come on, let's follow him.
00:16:24Let's see where he's going. Come on.
00:16:26Hey, why?
00:16:27Why did he give you that money?
00:16:28Yeah, right.
00:16:29How much did he give you?
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:32He wanted direction, so I made him pay.
00:16:34Well, what about that?
00:16:36He's behind the Seven Saints Temple.
00:16:39I'm going to follow him.
00:16:41I'll get some more money, you get your share.
00:16:43Come on.
00:16:44Dress him up, make him look respectable.
00:16:46Come on.
00:16:48There you go.
00:16:50Dress him up.
00:16:52Goodbye, man.
00:16:53Goodbye.
00:16:54Bye-bye.
00:16:55See you later.
00:16:56Thanks, everybody.
00:17:17Ah.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:27Nice day, huh? The time of year.
00:17:36Hmm?
00:17:38I thought you might need a guide.
00:17:40That's why I came along.
00:17:41Can't be too sure around these parts, you know.
00:17:43Shall we go?
00:17:46Let's go.
00:17:52Don't worry.
00:17:53Nobody knows this route except me.
00:17:54There's no danger.
00:18:04What's the matter?
00:18:05Are you scared?
00:18:06There's nothing to it.
00:18:08Don't worry.
00:18:09Just do what I do, right?
00:18:17Yeah!
00:18:23This is your lucky day.
00:18:25I found a guide who'll shorten your journey.
00:18:27Show you the beautiful countryside, too.
00:18:33Watch your step there.
00:18:35Hold on tight now.
00:18:36You don't want to slip.
00:18:43Be careful here.
00:18:44It's really slippery.
00:18:46All right?
00:18:50This is the quickest way, I promise you, mister.
00:18:52At least you're seeing some of the most scenic beauty spots as well.
00:18:57Thanks.
00:19:00It's not much further.
00:19:01Hope you're not too tired.
00:19:02All right?
00:19:04If you want to rest, you just let me know, okay?
00:19:07I don't blame you.
00:19:09Badass.
00:19:10Oh, don't worry.
00:19:11He's a small fry.
00:19:13We've been looking for you, you bastard.
00:19:14Where's our rice, huh?
00:19:16What's up?
00:19:17I don't get it.
00:19:18Don't give us that shit.
00:19:19Are you going to give it back?
00:19:20What?
00:19:21You're threatening me.
00:19:22Get him!
00:19:24Come on!
00:19:39Get him!
00:19:58I was like a man possessed.
00:19:59The blows were raining down left, right, center.
00:20:01I swung around my left and followed up with a straight right.
00:20:04They were no match.
00:20:09What's up?
00:20:10Nothing.
00:20:11It sounds exciting.
00:20:13I didn't know the hero was supposed to be you, though.
00:20:16What's the point of all this story, anyway, huh?
00:20:18Okay.
00:20:19I'm here to see the old man.
00:20:20Before you see the old man, you must know the story of who he is.
00:20:23Huh?
00:20:24Shh.
00:20:25Listen.
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00:24:03Why did they want to kill you?
00:24:06They're from the neighboring village.
00:24:08They're always causing trouble.
00:24:10Whenever I come across them, well, there's a fight.
00:24:13They hate me, you know.
00:24:15Oh, that's the temple you wanted.
00:24:17The Seven Saints Temple.
00:24:19Not much to look at now.
00:24:20It's all in ruins.
00:24:22It was built when my great-grandfather was still the general.
00:24:28So, this is it, huh?
00:24:33This is all that's left.
00:24:36This is it.
00:24:38Not much of it left.
00:24:40There was a statue, covered in gold leaf.
00:24:43But it all got looted.
00:24:45Used to be the most beautiful temple in the area.
00:24:48Hundreds of people would come here to worship every day
00:24:50in the days with my great-grandfather, General Leaf.
00:24:53Now, wait a minute, he was the eunuch.
00:24:55Well, whoever it was, I can't remember.
00:24:57But anyway, it was really popular.
00:24:59Yeah, those were the days.
00:25:02Why'd you come to the temple anyway?
00:25:15Come on, let's go.
00:25:20Come on, hurry up.
00:25:21Hey, Ron, come on.
00:25:22Hey, you, come back here.
00:25:24Come on, hurry.
00:25:27Come on.
00:25:28Hurry.
00:25:30Come on.
00:25:31Quickly.
00:25:32I can't, I'm stuck.
00:25:33Come on, you can do it.
00:25:34Hurry up, come on, quick.
00:25:35Wait till I get you.
00:25:37Come on.
00:25:39What's up?
00:25:40I sprained my ankle.
00:25:44Come on.
00:25:53We'll be home soon.
00:25:56It's okay.
00:25:59It's okay.
00:26:09It's hot today, too damn hot.
00:26:12Why the hell can't it rain?
00:26:23Hey, kid, wait a minute.
00:26:25Hey, wait, wait.
00:26:26Hey, get back.
00:26:27Let go of me.
00:26:36I only wanted some water.
00:26:41Can I take a drink?
00:26:57No.
00:27:03Hey, mister.
00:27:04Have some water.
00:27:07Look, if there's anything I can do for you, let me know.
00:27:09I owe you my life.
00:27:12All right?
00:27:13Hey, what's your name?
00:27:15I don't know.
00:27:17What do you mean you don't know?
00:27:23I'd forgotten.
00:27:25What?
00:27:26You've forgotten? Don't tell me you've got amnesia.
00:27:29I had a friend who got it real bad.
00:27:31Poor guy.
00:27:33Can you remember how you lost your memory?
00:27:36I was a soldier.
00:27:39That's all I know.
00:27:40Damn Japs, I knew it.
00:27:45I was nearly killed by one of their bullets.
00:27:48They missed me, got my parents.
00:27:50I'm an orphan.
00:27:52The villagers took care of me, I guess I was lucky.
00:27:54Of course, they made me work for my keep.
00:27:56I wouldn't say it was an easy childhood.
00:27:59Now I've finally grown up.
00:28:01Japanese bastards.
00:28:03Look here, mister.
00:28:05You've forgotten, but I haven't.
00:28:07I just remembered we haven't eaten.
00:28:10I'm looking for a woman.
00:28:12Oh yeah? What's her name?
00:28:15I guess you don't remember, right?
00:28:17That makes it tricky.
00:28:18You know what she looks like?
00:28:22She's...
00:28:24beautiful.
00:28:54Damn.
00:29:05These damn mosquitoes must be reincarnated Jap soldiers.
00:29:12Right.
00:29:13That's it.
00:29:15How can there be so many mosquitoes under one roof?
00:29:17This place must be jinxed.
00:29:19This place is a dump.
00:29:21I can't even go back to the village.
00:29:24Tell me someone, I'm surrounded by Hussar gangs and homicidal mosquitoes.
00:29:50No!
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00:31:14You were very lucky I didn't kill you.
00:31:21I'm sorry.
00:31:33Don't ever creep up on me.
00:31:35Do you understand?
00:31:42I didn't mean to scare you.
00:31:44I'm really sorry, mister.
00:31:46Really, I didn't.
00:31:48I guess you thought it was the bandits, huh?
00:31:51Yeah.
00:31:59They weren't bandits.
00:32:00I'm quite sure of it.
00:32:01I thought it was strange.
00:32:02So many of them there at one time.
00:32:04Hey, you know what?
00:32:07I'd say they were really after you, mister.
00:32:10The way you use your sword though, nobody would have a chance against you.
00:32:16Yeah, tell you what, mister.
00:32:17Why don't you teach me martial arts?
00:32:19Then I can help you if you need me.
00:32:22Like what, huh?
00:32:24Well, I prefer the sword.
00:32:26You see, I think the sword would be best suited to my fighting temperament.
00:32:30Know what I mean?
00:32:31Nice and direct.
00:32:33Nothing too fancy or complicated.
00:32:35What do you think, huh?
00:32:37Have you used a sword before?
00:32:39Oh yeah, sure, I have lots of times.
00:32:41Chopping up wood and stuff.
00:32:43Oh, and slicing things.
00:32:45I'm pretty good at that, you see.
00:32:50The sword is also used for killing.
00:32:55All I want to learn is a simple but powerful sword stance, all right?
00:32:59Well, don't just sit there looking at me like that.
00:33:01What do you think?
00:33:02Is it possible?
00:33:05It's possible.
00:33:06But simple and powerful.
00:33:08Hey, I'm sure there are some powerful ones that are easy to learn, aren't there?
00:33:14Have you heard of the three swords?
00:33:15They're easy to learn, aren't they?
00:33:18Have you heard of the three open, three secret, and three reverse stances?
00:33:23Each of these is divided into three stages, three parts.
00:33:28Each part is divided into...
00:33:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:33:32It's too complicated.
00:33:34Isn't there something divided into one part, one part, one part?
00:33:39That simple, huh?
00:33:41Yeah, that simple.
00:33:42Thick and Dora.
00:33:46You're holding it all wrong.
00:33:48You'll never do it like that.
00:33:50I was just warming up.
00:33:57You're just doing it with your arm.
00:34:00You've got to put your heart into it.
00:34:03I did, right?
00:34:04I just need to practice some more.
00:34:06If you don't want to teach me, then just forget it.
00:34:08Don't get me wrong.
00:34:09I'm just warming up.
00:34:12I'm just warming up.
00:34:13If you don't want to teach me, then just forget it.
00:34:15Don't give me all that Zen crap.
00:34:18That's the point.
00:34:20What's that mean?
00:34:23It won't work if your mind's not tuned in.
00:34:26I don't want to learn to chop up wood.
00:34:28I want to learn martial arts.
00:34:29The theory's the same.
00:34:31What are you talking about? It can't be.
00:34:34Yes, it is.
00:34:36There's the sword for chopping wood.
00:34:38And the sword for killing.
00:34:40They're both the same.
00:34:42There's no difference.
00:34:45Same stance.
00:34:48It's only the man.
00:34:49That's the difference.
00:34:52Not the weapon.
00:34:57So what you're trying to tell me is...
00:34:59It doesn't matter what weapon you use.
00:35:01You can even chop wood with your bare hands.
00:35:04Chop, chop, chop, chop.
00:35:06If you like.
00:35:07Something like that.
00:35:08Hey, look, mister.
00:35:10Just give me some of your inner strength,
00:35:11and I'll get out of here, alright?
00:35:14The power of illusion.
00:35:17Where does it all end?
00:35:32The power of illusion.
00:35:34Yeah, well, I don't buy that crap.
00:35:35It's out of date nowadays.
00:35:37Nowadays, you gotta be first with a weapon.
00:35:40Draw it first.
00:35:41Fire it first.
00:35:43Aim to kill, that's all.
00:35:45It's the only way to survive.
00:35:47If you don't draw first,
00:35:48if you're too slow,
00:35:50then it's just too bad.
00:35:52You had your one chance.
00:35:54You don't get a second.
00:35:58An interesting theory, young man.
00:36:00But it's not that simple.
00:36:01Believe me, I know it.
00:36:06Many people think life is simply black and white.
00:36:09They refuse to see reality.
00:36:11They do not want to complicate their lives
00:36:13with its many shades of grey.
00:36:15They do not realize that winning or losing
00:36:17does not just depend on whether you have gained
00:36:19or lost something.
00:36:26You're right.
00:36:28I know.
00:36:41They're building a second airport.
00:36:45I remember when I first came here.
00:36:49I had nothing.
00:36:53Everybody lived happily.
00:36:54Now there are new airports, new roads and new bridges.
00:36:58The people are rich.
00:37:00But they will never be happy.
00:37:05New becomes old, and is replaced.
00:37:08Because otherwise, there's no progress.
00:37:15That's very true.
00:37:17All new things will become old.
00:37:20How can I help you, Ben? Tell me.
00:37:22How can I help you, Ben? Tell me.
00:37:25Kill somebody.
00:37:27And when this person is killed,
00:37:30will you then have what you wanted?
00:37:32Yes.
00:37:40Tell me, how do you want this person killed?
00:37:44You want it done my way?
00:37:48If you want it done my way,
00:37:51then I'll tell you a little story first.
00:37:55Although, it doesn't concern you.
00:37:59You should pay attention.
00:38:02I think listening to my story will help you solve your problem.
00:38:22All right now, listen to what I'm telling you.
00:38:25That man is a killer.
00:38:28Bullshit!
00:38:30Yeah, we remember him anyway!
00:38:37I've seen what he can do with a sword.
00:38:39Just take my word for it.
00:38:41Now this sword, it's his invincible sword.
00:38:43I managed to steal it from him.
00:38:45Why won't you believe me, huh?
00:38:46Can't you see what he's doing?
00:38:48That stranger's obviously got a lot of money
00:38:50and why won't you give it all to him?
00:38:52Don't believe him, let's go and take his money.
00:38:56Come on, let's go get him.
00:38:58Come on, let's go.
00:39:00No way!
00:39:06Look, I'm not going.
00:39:08Don't you understand, this man is invincible.
00:39:10Yeah, right.
00:39:12Come on, let's go.
00:39:13Look, there's no way you can defeat this man.
00:39:15Believe me.
00:39:17We're not afraid of him, he's our own man.
00:39:19Yeah, right.
00:39:22He's got 20 of you, you can't beat him.
00:39:24Who do you think you are?
00:39:26We're not afraid of him.
00:39:28We can beat him.
00:39:30He'll wipe you out.
00:39:32You've no idea how good a fighter that stranger is.
00:39:34Don't give us that shit.
00:39:36We'll make mincemeat out of him, won't we guys?
00:39:38Yeah, right.
00:39:40Come on, let's go.
00:39:42So you're going?
00:40:06Told you, you wouldn't listen.
00:40:11Come on, let's go.
00:40:41Come on, let's go.
00:41:11Get out of here!
00:41:41Get out of here!
00:42:11Get out of here!
00:42:41Get out of here!
00:43:11Get out of here!
00:43:41Get out of here!
00:44:12Get out of here!
00:44:24Hey, that was some chain reaction.
00:44:32Hey, kid!
00:44:35Hey, kid!
00:44:37Hey, kid, please open the door!
00:44:42Open up, we need your help!
00:44:49Help us!
00:44:51Open the door, we need help, please!
00:44:58Open the door!
00:45:11Help!
00:45:18My hand!
00:45:41My hand!
00:46:11My hand!
00:46:26He doesn't remember anything.
00:46:30My hand!
00:46:41My hand!
00:46:53Then some bandits turned up.
00:46:55And he killed them all, it was amazing!
00:46:57Hey, he's waking up.
00:46:59Hey, all right.
00:47:00Oh, there he is!
00:47:01Hey mister, it's all right.
00:47:02The bandits, they're all dead guys.
00:47:03You killed a lot of them, well done.
00:47:05Thank you.
00:47:06Yeah, mister, you killed all of them.
00:47:07Yeah, you got them.
00:47:09You asshole, how do you know?
00:47:10Well, I heard about it, didn't I?
00:47:12I told you this guy was a good friend, didn't I?
00:47:14Now maybe you'll believe what I say in future.
00:47:16Manhan! Manhan, you awake?
00:47:19That's right.
00:47:21Manhan!
00:47:22Manhan!
00:47:23Manhan!
00:47:37Manhan?
00:47:39It's Wai Yee.
00:47:47Whatever happens now, I'll be with you.
00:47:52I'll look after you, Manhan.
00:48:22I'll look after you.
00:48:50Where's Manhan?
00:49:05He went that way.
00:49:07Where's Manhan?
00:49:08I saw him down there.
00:49:10That way.
00:49:11Yeah, he's down at the end of the village.
00:49:17Yeah, straight down there.
00:49:25Looking for Manhan?
00:49:27Hey, wait!
00:49:57Where's Manhan?
00:50:26Where's Manhan?
00:50:56The sky's beautiful.
00:51:02But I think it's going to rain.
00:51:05Well then, after the rain's gone, the sky will be even more beautiful, won't it?
00:51:16I'm sorry.
00:51:17I'm not bothered.
00:51:25So how are your wounds? Are they better now?
00:51:28If you're in pain, you know, you should...
00:51:30It's okay.
00:51:32Just hungry.
00:51:35I'll make some noodles.
00:51:36Wait.
00:51:39Thank you for taking care of me.
00:51:41I'm grateful.
00:51:46Do I look different?
00:51:49You're a bit darker and thinner.
00:51:53Why, was I whiter and fatter?
00:51:56Not really.
00:51:57You haven't changed much.
00:52:01How was I before?
00:52:03What about me?
00:52:04Have I changed at all?
00:52:07Sure.
00:52:09You've changed.
00:52:11A lot.
00:52:13In what way?
00:52:15You're much prettier.
00:52:18So you do remember me.
00:52:23Remember?
00:52:26Yeah, I think I do.
00:52:30I remember waiting for you.
00:52:34I'll go make some noodles.
00:52:36I'll see you back there.
00:52:38Wait.
00:52:39I hope to remember who I was after seeing you.
00:52:43You can't understand.
00:52:45Every night I have nightmares.
00:52:47It's terrible.
00:52:49I can't remember.
00:52:54Please, Waii.
00:52:57Help me remember.
00:53:06Hey.
00:53:08Hey.
00:53:11Hey, brother Feng.
00:53:16You should come and eat.
00:53:17You've talked long enough.
00:53:18Thanks for bringing me here.
00:53:20Forget it.
00:53:21You saved my life once.
00:53:23It's the least I could do in return.
00:53:25Hey sis, you coming?
00:53:26I've prepared lunch.
00:53:28Yeah, let's go.
00:53:29Hey.
00:53:31Hey, come on brother.
00:53:32Hey, come and eat.
00:53:41All right, everybody.
00:53:42Let's have a toast to the reunion of Mr. and Mrs. Feng.
00:53:44Cheers.
00:54:01I never thought he'd come back.
00:54:02You're lucky.
00:54:05Yeah.
00:54:06And we love each other very much.
00:54:08I'm so happy now.
00:54:11I always remember many years ago,
00:54:15when I was so poor,
00:54:17his family treated me so kindly.
00:54:19His grandmother always used to make clothes for us both.
00:54:23We were always dressed the same.
00:54:24We were a couple even then.
00:54:27Then when his grandmother died,
00:54:29Man Han started making clothes instead,
00:54:31and he helped me with the vegetables.
00:54:35When my father died,
00:54:39he started helping me with the farm.
00:54:42My mother loved him.
00:54:44He was her son-in-law.
00:54:51I hear you're a soldier, brother.
00:54:53Yeah, brother.
00:54:54Do you get paid in the army?
00:54:55Of course he'd get paid, you stupid idiot.
00:54:57They say in the army you do a lot of cleaning and also the cooking.
00:55:01Yeah, but Eddie, they also do a lot of killing.
00:55:03Of course they do.
00:55:05But then they only ever kill bad guys.
00:55:07Ain't that right, huh?
00:55:08I bet brother Feng killed a lot of Japanese.
00:55:11It's a good thing you were living in the war zone.
00:55:13The Japs would have been sure to rape you.
00:55:20Why do you have to bring that up?
00:55:23Don't you realize it's painful for him?
00:55:26You think you could learn something from brother Feng?
00:55:29In my opinion, he's a hero.
00:55:33I waited, and now he's returned.
00:55:37I'm a lucky woman.
00:55:40Yeah, but the problem is he can't remember the slightest thing about him or his past.
00:55:44Get off me.
00:55:47Well, never mind that.
00:55:48Just eat up.
00:55:49This is a party, isn't it?
00:56:50Huh?
00:56:53Oh, yeah.
00:56:55Hey, don't worry about that.
00:56:57I'll take care of it.
00:56:58Go ahead.
00:56:59It's OK.
00:57:19Thank you.
00:57:48Tell me, what really happened?
00:57:51When the war started, you left.
00:57:54You volunteered.
00:57:57You made a pact that at the end of the war, if you were still alive,
00:58:02then you'd come back to the old temple.
00:58:06And now you're here.
00:58:10Were we a couple?
00:58:17You remember that line?
00:58:22You know what?
00:58:25You're the only man I ever loved.
00:58:39Waii!
00:58:41Waii!
00:58:46Waii!
00:58:50Come back!
00:58:52Come back here, Waii!
00:58:58Waii!
00:59:02Waii!
00:59:05Please, come back!
00:59:07Waii!
00:59:08Waii!
00:59:09Are you all right?
00:59:10Get off me!
00:59:15I can't remember.
00:59:17I can't remember anything.
00:59:20I even have nightmares about it.
00:59:23I thought when I saw you that it would all come back to me, but it hasn't.
00:59:26I'm sorry.
00:59:28You know, some nights, I bang my head against the wall,
00:59:31and I don't even remember why I'm doing it.
00:59:35You don't know.
00:59:36You don't know.
00:59:37You just don't know how painful it is.
00:59:38It's so selfish!
00:59:40You always think about yourself.
00:59:43Where have you been?
00:59:45Seven years, and not even one word from you.
00:59:48Do you have any idea what I've been through, man?
00:59:51You don't know what it was like.
00:59:55You don't understand.
00:59:58You don't understand!
01:00:23If I don't come back, what are you going to do?
01:00:27I just have to pretend that you never left.
01:00:57I'm sorry.
01:01:28Whoa!
01:01:38Whoa!
01:01:58Whoa!
01:02:05Whoa!
01:02:11Whoa!
01:02:19Whoa!
01:02:27We always came here to watch the sunrise when we were kids.
01:02:37You were always fascinated by it.
01:02:40One day you said, I'll go east one day.
01:02:43What did you say?
01:02:44I said I'd follow you anywhere.
01:02:47Waii, what about just staying here and living in peace in the village?
01:02:54I'll follow you anywhere.
01:02:57Ben-Hin, you know I've learned to make clothes myself now.
01:03:12Now, the sword is one with the heart.
01:03:17Easy, easy.
01:03:24Ah!
01:03:30Pretty good, eh?
01:03:31That was real.
01:03:32Have you guys been messing around with the wood, huh?
01:03:34I want Brother Feng to teach me.
01:03:37Hey, don't worry.
01:03:38You don't need it.
01:03:39Yeah, that's right.
01:03:40That's right.
01:03:41Oh!
01:03:42I bet she's falling for Brother Feng.
01:03:44He better watch out.
01:03:45Yeah, right.
01:03:48Ah!
01:03:52Come on!
01:03:54Hey, Ben-Hin!
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01:10:41Let him go! Let him go!
01:11:05Let him go!
01:11:33Let me go! Let me go!
01:11:41Let me go! Let me go!
01:12:11Andy!
01:12:42My head! My head!
01:12:52Help me! My head!
01:13:11You escaped last time! This time, you won't be so lucky!
01:13:30You're dead meat, Long!
01:13:41No!
01:14:11Help me! Help me, please!
01:14:41Help me!
01:15:11Help me!
01:15:41Let me go! Let me go!
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01:21:20You're lying!
01:21:21I'm not lying!
01:21:22Your beloved hero here was nothing but a common bandit, just like the rest of us!
01:21:26Do you know how many people he's killed?
01:21:28I don't believe you!
01:21:30Manhattan, tell me this is true!
01:21:33If it wasn't for his goddamn principles, we'd be rich by now!
01:21:37My brother loved him, but he betrayed us all!
01:21:42He killed my big brother, now he'll pay!
01:21:45He'll pretend to be righteous, but he turned on his benefactors!
01:21:50Did you really think I would let you get away with it?
01:21:53Well, now I'm the leader! I got a score to settle!
01:21:57You say you don't remember anything?
01:22:01When I'm finished with you, you won't forget it!
01:22:04I'm gonna show the world what a coward you are!
01:22:08Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:22:31Manhattan, whatever happens to you, I'll follow you anywhere.
01:22:36I'll never leave your side.
01:23:06Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:23:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:24:05Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:24:18Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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01:27:52Come on! Why don't you kill me?
01:27:56What are you waiting for? Do it!
01:27:59I killed your woman!
01:28:01So go ahead! Don't you want your revenge?
01:28:06Go ahead!
01:28:32No! No!
01:28:41Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:28:54So have you found the answer yet?
01:28:57Well, I think I'm different.
01:29:08I don't think so.
01:29:10You scared?
01:29:13Yeah.
01:29:15I'm scared you'll pay more than you can afford.
01:29:18I want it done.
01:29:19I'll pay anything for that.
01:29:23You really want him dead?
01:29:25Yes.
01:29:27Hi, Ben.
01:29:33This is Y here.
01:29:38Take this gun, Ben.
01:29:44If you think you'll be number one after killing me, then you go ahead.
01:29:49You egomaniac.
01:29:51Number one or number two, I don't care.
01:29:55It's all the same.
01:29:57I killed so many men.
01:30:01My woman died because of me.
01:30:04I just don't care anymore.
01:30:16Ben?
01:30:19Ben?
01:30:22What?
01:30:24You think I won't kill you because of her?
01:30:26I don't care.
01:30:27As long as I kill you.
01:30:28I'm better than you in some ways.
01:30:31But in others, you have the advantage over me.
01:30:36You have a woman who will sacrifice herself for the man she loves.
01:30:41You should treasure that.
01:30:42I'd do anything, Ben.
01:30:43Just to be with you.
01:30:44Be quiet.
01:30:45Please don't do it.
01:30:46Be quiet.
01:30:47I'm not giving up now.
01:30:48Don't kill me, Ben.
01:30:50Ben!
01:30:51I must be kidding.
01:31:00Oh, this isn't the time for jokes.
01:31:13I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:31:43I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:32:13I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:32:20I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:32:27I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:32:34I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:32:41I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:32:48I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:32:55I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:33:02I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:33:09I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:33:16I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:33:23I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:33:30I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:33:37I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:33:44I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:33:51I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:33:58I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.
01:34:05I must be getting old. This isn't fun anymore.