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00:00:00Your husband's waiting for me.
00:00:02Tonight I want you to be savoring my biscotti.
00:00:09Tempting.
00:00:14But I'm deathly allergic to nuts.
00:00:16But even if I wasn't, it was never going to happen between you and me, Mrs. DiNozzo.
00:00:23Never.
00:00:30Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, your branches green.
00:00:37They're green when summer days are bright.
00:00:42They're green when winter snow is white.
00:00:48Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, your branches green.
00:00:56They're green when winter snow is white.
00:01:02Christmas, can I at least finish the song?
00:01:06You're finished.
00:01:08Mona.
00:01:11Where did you used to hang out before you joined the Witness Production Program?
00:01:16Bars of Pianos.
00:01:17Yeah, so where do you think your ex would look for you if he wanted to find you?
00:01:22Now get where you're going, okay?
00:01:24It's just, I miss playing.
00:01:27I miss being seen.
00:01:29Hanging out in the apartment is so boring.
00:01:33I know, I get it.
00:01:34But you can't be the person you were before WITSEC.
00:01:37Fine.
00:01:38I'm taking you shopping.
00:01:42Where are you going? Your shit just started.
00:01:44It just ended.
00:01:46Mona, back to the piano.
00:01:49She's coming with me.
00:01:52Go.
00:02:16Very clever.
00:02:19It's interesting.
00:02:20You hid the goods inside the nuts, considering.
00:02:23Well, that's why I'm not tempted to pocket a few.
00:02:27Aren't you a funny guy?
00:02:29Giovanni's putting the other bags under the Christmas tree.
00:02:32Good.
00:02:33We'll pass them out tonight at the party.
00:02:38How long you been with me?
00:02:40Ten years.
00:02:42That's six years longer than my current wife.
00:02:45I've always been able to count on you.
00:02:48Above everything else.
00:02:50I value loyalty.
00:02:52Although I'm not a slammer like your father was.
00:02:55We developed a father-son type of loyalty, huh?
00:03:07Mona Taldino.
00:03:11Thank you, sir.
00:03:13Our associates are going to love their gifts.
00:03:16Hey, honey.
00:03:17The feds can only see us now, huh?
00:03:19We do see you, Alberto Nazo.
00:03:21This is a raid.
00:03:22You're under arrest.
00:03:24On what charge?
00:03:25Smuggling and murder.
00:03:27Murder?
00:03:28Of an undercover agent.
00:03:30Oh, that can't possibly be true.
00:03:33When did this alleged murder take place?
00:03:36On Tuesday night.
00:03:37Between seven and eight.
00:03:39I'm sorry.
00:03:40Tuesday night.
00:03:41Between seven and eight.
00:03:42Well, my husband was with me.
00:03:44We had an early evening,
00:03:46and we were in bed watching game shows.
00:03:49He likes the spinning wheel.
00:03:52I'd suggest you focus on him.
00:04:00Dean, how could you?
00:04:01Murder?
00:04:11How's it going in there?
00:04:13Abominably.
00:04:15I'd never be caught dead
00:04:17in an ugly Christmas sweater.
00:04:19That's the point.
00:04:21Mona, if I'm going to keep you safe...
00:04:25I'm not kidding.
00:04:28Mona, I'm serious.
00:04:37Okay, okay.
00:04:38You are very talented.
00:04:40That's how I met my ex, you know.
00:04:42Yeah.
00:04:44He said I was his siren.
00:04:46I never thought I'd end up
00:04:48singing to the feds about him.
00:04:57I'm sorry, Jesse.
00:04:59I really do appreciate
00:05:00all you do for me.
00:05:02Mona.
00:05:09I know it's hard being alone,
00:05:11especially on Christmas.
00:05:15Let me check your music.
00:05:19What are you doing for Christmas?
00:05:22Oh, I, um...
00:05:24Why don't you come and hang out with me?
00:05:26We can, I don't know,
00:05:28make sugar cookies and drink wine.
00:05:31Oh, that's a very sweet offer, Mona.
00:05:34Maybe if I'm not working.
00:05:35Well, you and you alone
00:05:37know where to find me.
00:05:39That's right.
00:05:59Agent Chen.
00:06:01Temple.
00:06:03I need you for an assignment ASAP.
00:06:05Tomorrow.
00:06:07But it's only for a week.
00:06:09Okay.
00:06:11We need you to sit on a witness
00:06:13until he testifies against Albert DiNozzo
00:06:15on December 27th.
00:06:17I heard about the bus.
00:06:19Congratulations.
00:06:21Thanks.
00:06:23Name's Dean Kupo.
00:06:25The only way the charges will stick
00:06:27is with his testimony.
00:06:29He was reluctant to turn
00:06:31until his boss tried to pin a murder on him.
00:06:33It's either you or Agent Harris.
00:06:35It's your family and it's Christmas.
00:06:38Email me everything you have on Kupo.
00:06:41Thanks, Jessie.
00:06:43Meet me at the diner tomorrow at 0800.
00:06:46See you then.
00:06:56Here's your new cover identity.
00:06:58Be sure to look it over.
00:07:01Will do.
00:07:05It's important you follow protocol
00:07:07for your safety.
00:07:09Yeah, sure thing.
00:07:11I'm gonna grab some more coffee.
00:07:21How's the pie?
00:07:23Hey, man, I've had enough of you.
00:07:26Sorry, sir.
00:07:28Officer!
00:07:30Then I'm really, really sorry.
00:07:32Dean Kupo.
00:07:34Meet Federal Marshal Jesse Temple.
00:07:37Quite an entrance.
00:07:40Hmm, nutmeg with, uh,
00:07:42what's this, cinnamon?
00:07:44Intrigue?
00:07:46Annoying.
00:07:48Marshal Temple will be babysitting you
00:07:50for the next few days.
00:07:52Her? Just her?
00:07:54My fate is in the hands of a chick who can't duck?
00:07:56No offense.
00:07:58We're long past that.
00:07:59Her track record is stellar.
00:08:01He's all yours, Temple.
00:08:03Merry Christmas.
00:08:05Agent Chen.
00:08:15You up to speed on your new profile?
00:08:17Yeah, I'll get around to it.
00:08:19Sure you do.
00:08:21So, what five-star hotel
00:08:23are we gonna be hanging out at for Christmas?
00:08:25I've got fond memories of a penthouse suite
00:08:27in Honolulu.
00:08:29As long as it's got a pool,
00:08:31jacuzzi,
00:08:33a bar,
00:08:35some movie channels, I'm good to go.
00:08:37We'll go where Uncle Sam tells you to go.
00:08:39I'm turning state's evidence for you guys.
00:08:41Taking down DiNozzo
00:08:43should be worth keeping your start
00:08:45when this happens.
00:08:47The goal isn't keeping a low-level criminal
00:08:49like you, Mr. Kupo.
00:08:51It's keeping the target off your back.
00:08:53Oh, and you're gonna keep him, Sam?
00:08:56That's the plan.
00:08:58Oh, no.
00:09:10Why did you just get a job?
00:09:12Why is it so hard?
00:09:14Darling, how you holding up?
00:09:16How do you think I'm holding up?
00:09:18I know, sugar.
00:09:20God, can you believe that rat turned on you?
00:09:22If I go down, you'll lose everything.
00:09:24Oh, we are not gonna let that happen.
00:09:25We are not gonna let some Adonis
00:09:27look into it, take us down.
00:09:29What do you suggest?
00:09:31I'll figure it out.
00:09:33And I will handle it.
00:09:35You gotta make it look like an accident.
00:09:37No guns.
00:09:39We can't have this type back to us.
00:09:41Of course, darling.
00:09:43I'll put Rudy on it.
00:09:45Careful.
00:09:50Take them off.
00:09:52You got any smokes?
00:09:54Fresh out, buddy.
00:09:58I think you're gonna wanna go get me some.
00:10:01Fish.
00:10:22We're here.
00:10:24The gateway in?
00:10:26You're joking, right?
00:10:28I don't joke on duty.
00:10:31I don't think you joke when you're off duty.
00:10:33This is a controlled environment
00:10:35where I can track who comes and who goes.
00:10:38Including you.
00:10:40I bet they don't even have a driver's license.
00:10:42I don't think so.
00:10:44I don't think so.
00:10:46I don't think so.
00:10:48I don't think so.
00:10:50I bet they don't even have soap.
00:11:00Hello.
00:11:02Happy holidays.
00:11:04I'm Thelma.
00:11:06Welcome to the gateway in.
00:11:08Thank you.
00:11:10Reservation under Temple.
00:11:12You're Jesse Temple?
00:11:14Yes.
00:11:16And?
00:11:17Derek.
00:11:19My brother.
00:11:21Right, the brother.
00:11:23The wayward brother.
00:11:25If you're that wayward,
00:11:27I could get you your own room.
00:11:29We have lots of vacancy.
00:11:31Oh, I think the galaxy room
00:11:33is just fine for us siblings.
00:11:35Yes, we're very close.
00:11:42Whoa.
00:11:44Wow.
00:11:45Jesse Temple.
00:11:48I'll teach you sometime.
00:11:54Happy holidays.
00:11:58Hey, wait off.
00:12:01You almost blew our cover.
00:12:03We better take this seriously.
00:12:05Okay, I got it.
00:12:07And if you ever touch me again,
00:12:09I will snap your wrist like a dead branch
00:12:11on a Christmas tree.
00:12:16God, you're kidding me.
00:12:22Well, you got your soap.
00:12:25Oh, good.
00:12:27I can use a shower.
00:12:31You need to follow me in here
00:12:33because there's room for two.
00:12:35Oh, enough room for you
00:12:37and your ego?
00:12:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:04You're impressed.
00:13:07Oh, you, uh...
00:13:10Spring on the other side.
00:13:12Are you implying
00:13:13that because I'm not falling
00:13:15for your tired Casanova routine
00:13:17that I'm not attracted to men?
00:13:26By the way,
00:13:28having a mugshot and a resume
00:13:30that warrants a future
00:13:32of three hots and a cot,
00:13:34not a real big turn on.
00:13:36I always wanted to re-root myself,
00:13:38you know.
00:13:40And then Donaza made you an offer
00:13:41and he recruited me
00:13:43after my father passed away.
00:13:45In prison?
00:13:47I had to pay back his debt
00:13:49and make sure my mom was safe.
00:13:51The war moved on.
00:13:53She remarried.
00:13:55Yeah, they weren't accountants.
00:13:57All right, but at least she's taken care of.
00:13:59Wait.
00:14:01How do you know about my mom?
00:14:03All part of the job.
00:14:05Must be a grind.
00:14:08Why don't you take the bed?
00:14:09It is a grind.
00:14:11Which is why I'm on the couch
00:14:13near the door with a weapon
00:14:15to protect you.
00:14:23Would you take a bullet for me?
00:14:25Unfortunately, yes.
00:14:28Unfortunately?
00:14:30What do you want me to say?
00:14:32I mean, so far your behavior,
00:14:34other than your preceding testimony,
00:14:36doesn't exactly warrant a solid solo yes.
00:14:37A yes that you would take a bullet for me.
00:14:39Yes, you get a yes
00:14:41with an unfortunately preceding it.
00:14:43Oh, dial back the E-GoPro.
00:14:45You would literally take a bullet
00:14:47for any and all of my witnesses.
00:14:49It's in the job description.
00:14:51Hmm.
00:14:55I didn't mean to startle you two.
00:14:57I'm just hanging up Christmas lights.
00:15:00I love Christmas lights.
00:15:02Well, come give me a hand,
00:15:04wayward brother.
00:15:05Life is short.
00:15:07Like you said, I could end up in the slammer.
00:15:09A life of three hots and a cot.
00:15:11This could be my last opportunity
00:15:13to go string some Christmas lights.
00:15:15May I?
00:15:17Please?
00:15:19Okay.
00:15:24Where do I find you?
00:15:31You are going to love
00:15:33when you see this, Thelma.
00:15:35Easy.
00:15:37Hey, Mona.
00:15:39Everything okay?
00:15:41Yeah, sorry to bother you.
00:15:43I was bored
00:15:45and almost left to go to a bar
00:15:47and thought better of it.
00:15:49Glad you resisted the urge.
00:15:51Why don't you come over
00:15:53for a glass of wine?
00:15:55Mona, I'd love to,
00:15:57but I'm working.
00:15:59You making them wear
00:16:01ugly Christmas sweaters too?
00:16:03Well, I should.
00:16:05He?
00:16:07He's a handful.
00:16:10A basket of glazed doughnuts,
00:16:12a handful,
00:16:14or taking out smelly garbage,
00:16:16a handful?
00:16:18I'm not sure.
00:16:25Alleged crime boss Albert DiNozzo
00:16:27was arrested this week,
00:16:29charged with smuggling
00:16:31and the murder
00:16:33of an undercover federal agent,
00:16:35and longtime rumors
00:16:37involving organized crime
00:16:39and the seriousness of these charges.
00:16:41A federal judge came out today
00:16:43and decided not to grant bail
00:16:45so the defendant will likely
00:16:47be spending Christmas behind bars.
00:16:49Now, DiNozzo has long time
00:16:51evaded criminal prosecution,
00:16:53decades now,
00:16:55but that might change here
00:16:57because the Justice Department
00:16:59is rumored to have a witness
00:17:01in protective custody,
00:17:03a former mob lieutenant
00:17:05at a press conference today.
00:17:07DOJ spokesperson Alyssa Bonchik said...
00:17:22Oh,
00:17:24I'll make it look like an accident,
00:17:26but this one
00:17:28can never leave home without it.
00:17:36I hope so.
00:17:59The lights will be coming on
00:18:01any day now.
00:18:02lights today. Lights are happy, bright, festive. Some people like fireworks. For me, it's all
00:18:11about Christmas lights. And let there be lights.
00:18:19It's very pretty. You know, if you're into that sappy Christmas movie type pretty.
00:18:30We talked about this is way better. Okay, you know what you're doing? What can I say?
00:18:37I know how to turn things on. Does everything with you always have to be so sexual?
00:18:43I guess this is what I'm known for. Could be known for other things.
00:18:52What do you want to do for dinner? Someone mentioned dinner.
00:18:56I took the liberty of ordering you something. My treat for helping me earlier.
00:19:02I hope you like burgers. Delma, that is so sweet. Thank you.
00:19:09And your movie channel's turned on now.
00:19:21I bet my affection for burgers was mentioned in my dossier.
00:19:26Nuts. Is the only food item highlighted?
00:19:33So what do you want to watch? Oh, wow.
00:19:38You better tell me or I'm gonna put on one of those holiday romance movies.
00:19:43God, no, please. What do you want to watch?
00:19:49I like horror. But like classic horror. The British ones from the 50s and 60s.
00:19:56I love those. The spub and dolls are the better. Sure it is. So why horror?
00:20:05My grandfather and I used to watch them together. That's sweet.
00:20:13Oh, have you seen this one? Attack of the Mummies? Yeah, it's a classic.
00:20:17Oh, there he is.
00:20:31You have to really inhabit the character of the mummy.
00:20:36Did you ever dress up as a mummy for Halloween? I could probably direct this movie.
00:20:41Dead for 2,000 years? Can't hear the movie. I know. I'm just gonna turn the volume up. Okay, all right.
00:20:48Here comes the good part. I know. Just wait. I know the scene.
00:20:59Remember Aliens when it was like, kill me, kill me.
00:21:04Stop it. You're ruining the movie.
00:21:10The claw, it's gonna get you.
00:21:33Oh, movie's over.
00:21:53Bedtime already. Yeah.
00:22:11Bye, Jesse.
00:22:22Bye.
00:23:22Bye.
00:24:23Bye.
00:24:42You're not very good at amusing yourself, are you?
00:24:45Amusement is best shared with someone nubile and agile. I get it.
00:24:55Have you ever had a relationship that wasn't shallow and meaningless?
00:25:00Have you ever had a relationship that was shallow and meaningless?
00:25:03No. That's your problem.
00:25:06I don't have a problem. You are wound up tighter than a Christmas drum.
00:25:10I need to relax.
00:25:15I take my job and the safety of the people I care for very seriously.
00:25:22We can't just hole up in this motel room forever.
00:25:26Lucky for you, your gal, Thelma, loaded you up on cable.
00:25:30Life is meant to be lived, not watched.
00:25:33Can't we just go down to that little mall down the streets? I bet they have some clothing stores.
00:25:38And what is that supposed to mean?
00:25:40Well, we're supposed to be undercover, right?
00:25:42You reap of law enforcement and drab really doesn't do much for your form.
00:25:50What do you suggest? Strawberry stilettos?
00:25:54That would be a start.
00:26:03Lady, so what's the latest?
00:26:05I should hear any moment that the call was delivered
00:26:09and that the name has been crossed off the naughty list.
00:26:12You remember what I told you? You have to make it look like an accident.
00:26:15This cannot be tied back to us in any way, sweetheart.
00:26:17Otherwise, you're going to get implicated too.
00:26:19That naughty boy is the only one who stands in the way of you being home for New Year's.
00:26:24And he won't be standing much longer.
00:26:27That's a promise.
00:26:28All right, a quick hot cocoa and we're out of here.
00:26:39Well, don't you want to tell Santa what you want for Christmas?
00:26:42There is no Santa Claus.
00:26:44It's a bad realization that honey sunk in when I was 12.
00:26:4712? Reality hit me when I was five.
00:26:50You're siblings. Don't you know that about each other already?
00:26:53Correct. We just like to rehash.
00:26:55Our Santa Claus won 20 grand on a scratch ticket,
00:26:58took off to the Bahamas to play golf.
00:27:01So there is no Santa Claus.
00:27:05My brother here would make a great Santa.
00:27:11Don't you think, bro?
00:27:12No, no, no.
00:27:14I'm very particular who sits on my lap.
00:27:16I highly doubt that.
00:27:17Besides, they don't seem most of me.
00:27:20I think you'd make a marvelous Santa Claus.
00:27:23With the kind of magic you create at Christmas night,
00:27:25to just think of the joy you could bring to kids.
00:27:28This Christmas vacation was just supposed to be me and my sis.
00:27:32Safe and sound, remember?
00:27:34Yeah, but wearing a big red suit with a long white beard,
00:27:39you'd be unrecognizable.
00:27:42I can't do anything without her.
00:27:45She could be your elf.
00:27:47Look at me.
00:27:50You're the one who wanted to venture out.
00:27:53I look ridiculous.
00:27:54Well, think of this as a lesson in humility.
00:27:58I don't need humbling.
00:28:01Yeah, you do.
00:28:02And you're the one that said life should be lived and not watched.
00:28:07Well, at least I'm not the only one that looks ridiculous.
00:28:10I don't know.
00:28:11Life should be lived and not watched.
00:28:14Well, at least I'm not the only one that looks ridiculous.
00:28:17Why are you hiding your gun in that outfit?
00:28:20None of your business.
00:28:21Elves should be happier, less a humbug.
00:28:35Maybe this was a bad idea.
00:28:37I don't know what I'm doing.
00:28:38What do you mean?
00:28:39Didn't you visit Santa when you were little?
00:28:43No.
00:28:45My dad was in and out of prison.
00:28:48And my mom worked two jobs just to keep us afloat.
00:28:52So we never really did Christmas.
00:28:57But you make magic with Christmas lights.
00:29:02I was afraid of the dark when I was little.
00:29:07So my mom would string Christmas lights in my bedroom.
00:29:13I see.
00:29:17Ask the kids what they want for Christmas
00:29:20and watch them light up.
00:29:27You can do this, Dean.
00:29:30I believe in you.
00:29:31Rock on.
00:29:33I'm going to do this.
00:29:34We can do this.
00:29:35I will be right by your side.
00:29:45Ready, Santa?
00:29:46Absolutely.
00:29:48Ho, ho, ho.
00:29:49Commence with the kiddies.
00:30:00Arthur, this is Santa.
00:30:02Hello, Arthur.
00:30:03Oh, come on up here.
00:30:05So listen, Santa hasn't been in town for very long.
00:30:08Do you know where he can get some pizza and some beer?
00:30:10You like pizza?
00:30:11Oh, I love pizza.
00:30:12And hamburgers and french fries and chicken fingers.
00:30:16I love chicken fingers.
00:30:18Santa, why don't you ask Arthur what he wants for Christmas?
00:30:22You could bring me a whole bunch of chicken fingers.
00:30:25Well, I could probably do that.
00:30:26Yay, chicken fingers.
00:30:28OK, Arthur.
00:30:30Say bye to Santa.
00:30:31Bye, Santa.
00:30:32See you, kid.
00:30:33And Merry Christmas.
00:30:36Chicken fingers and beer.
00:30:37Leave me.
00:30:40Hey, Santa.
00:30:42My dad told me to tell you to go to the Dudoff Tavern
00:30:45for pizza, burgers, fries, chicken fingers, and beer.
00:30:50Cool, dude.
00:30:51Thanks.
00:30:53Merry Christmas.
00:30:58Hey, since you wrote me into playing Santa Claus,
00:31:00the least you could do is buy me a drink.
00:31:03Fair.
00:31:05You're still on duty?
00:31:0724-7 when I'm with you.
00:31:14What's the status?
00:31:17I'll knock it out of the park.
00:31:19Well, you better, or else.
00:31:22I'm not going to let you go.
00:31:24I'm not going to let you go.
00:31:26I'm not going to let you go.
00:31:28I'm not going to let you go.
00:31:30I'm not going to let you go.
00:31:32I'm not going to let you go.
00:31:35Threats don't motivate me.
00:31:38Don't make me put you on the naughty list.
00:31:44Message received.
00:31:52Hey, guys.
00:31:53What can I get you two?
00:31:55I'll take a trough beer.
00:31:57Any local pale ale will do.
00:31:59And Shirley Temple for the little lady.
00:32:03Hold the cherry.
00:32:05How's your sausage pizza?
00:32:08It's good.
00:32:09I make the pizzas myself.
00:32:10Well, we'll definitely have one of those then.
00:32:13Anything else you need, you let me know, baby doll.
00:32:19Oh, I caught you laughing.
00:32:21Can't have that while you're working.
00:32:27Want to play?
00:32:29Sure.
00:32:35Care to make this interesting?
00:32:38Every shot you miss, you have to answer a personal question.
00:32:42Why do you want to know anything about me?
00:32:44Once Christmas is over, we'll never see each other again.
00:32:47You have my dossier.
00:32:49You know all my secrets.
00:32:51Fair is fair.
00:32:52I'm a little rusty, but I'll take you up on your bet.
00:32:56You should probably pray.
00:33:00Watch and learn.
00:33:17On the highballs, that's the stripes.
00:33:21That's the stripes.
00:33:31Don't you want to ask me a question?
00:33:35What's your favorite color?
00:33:36That's lame.
00:33:37That's my question.
00:33:38If you don't want to answer it, trust me, you don't have to.
00:33:40Okay.
00:33:41Green, blue, red, white.
00:33:43Anything on the string of Christmas lights?
00:33:47Of course you can't just pick one.
00:33:53Six ball, side pocket.
00:33:55Are you sure?
00:33:57Red ball's the shot.
00:34:09Eight ball, corner pocket, one rail.
00:34:13You scammed me.
00:34:15What can I say?
00:34:16You're an easy target.
00:34:17Hey, look, on the bright side, at least now you've got your cable, a bar, and a pool.
00:34:22Oh, great.
00:34:23All I need now is a jacuzzi, and my wish list will be complete.
00:34:26I have a jacuzzi.
00:34:28Really?
00:34:29You know, if you and I were playing, I would feign ignorance so you could instruct me on
00:34:33how to hold my cue.
00:34:36Be a far bigger fool than I am.
00:34:40Be a far bigger win in my book to have your arms around me.
00:34:46I'm Tammy.
00:34:48Derek.
00:34:50Oh, this is, uh, my sister.
00:34:53Jessie.
00:34:54I play pool, not games.
00:34:56I have a function to attend, so I'm afraid I have to leave.
00:34:59Why don't you stop by my place tomorrow, say, seven?
00:35:02We'll give my jacuzzi a whirl.
00:35:04It's a date.
00:35:07See you at seven, Derek.
00:35:13Okay, you're not actually falling for that.
00:35:15How's that?
00:35:16How you play the game?
00:35:18That is not how the mayor rolls.
00:35:20That's the mayor?
00:35:21Oh, I've never canoodled with a mayor before.
00:35:23Your food will be right up.
00:35:24Thanks.
00:35:25And where do you think you're going?
00:35:28Do I need permission to take a leak?
00:35:30Yeah, actually, you do.
00:35:37Double.
00:35:39Thank you.
00:35:48Mayor.
00:36:07Hello?
00:36:15Hello?
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00:36:29Funny meeting you here.
00:36:31What is going on in the bathroom?
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00:41:44Yeah, your snow globes are pretty amazing.
00:41:48I thought this was supposed to be a date.
00:41:50Well, look, my sister, she gets sad around the holidays.
00:41:56And since we're traveling together, do you mind if she just watches some TV?
00:42:02I mean, she's already here, so...
00:42:06Make yourself at home.
00:42:08Thanks.
00:42:10Come on, the jacuzzi's this way.
00:42:14I actually had fun playing Santa.
00:42:16Those kids were pretty cute.
00:42:18One of them thinks I can bring back the Christmas Eve tree lighting ceremony.
00:42:44What do you think?
00:42:46You do realize there are only two nights until Christmas Eve, right?
00:42:50It would be virtually impossible to pull that off.
00:42:52Yeah, but I'm a whiz with Christmas lights.
00:42:54No, I saw what you did at the gateway.
00:42:58But the major obstacle is Gladys Harrington.
00:43:00She owns the property, and she's the one who killed the tree lighting ceremony.
00:43:04I have a feeling I might be able to change her mind.
00:43:06I have a feeling that if anyone could, it would be you, Jared.
00:43:10I will personally bring you to her tomorrow.
00:43:14I will personally bring you to her tomorrow.
00:43:16That'd be so generous of you.
00:43:18Oh.
00:43:20You don't go anywhere.
00:43:22You're my buck.
00:43:24You're my buck.
00:43:36Ah.
00:43:40Ah.
00:44:04What's going on?
00:44:06Oh, my God.
00:44:08What happened?
00:44:10It's okay. You're okay.
00:44:12Oh, my God.
00:44:14I found the culprit.
00:44:16Geez.
00:44:18Should we go to the hospital?
00:44:20No, I think I'm all right.
00:44:22Did you just save my life?
00:44:24You know, it's my job.
00:44:26Where's your sister?
00:44:28We should call it a night.
00:44:30Are you sure you don't want to stay?
00:44:32It's okay.
00:44:34I wish you'd go.
00:44:36I'm just planning to see you tomorrow.
00:44:38Okay, come on.
00:44:40I got you.
00:45:02How's your head?
00:45:04Ouch.
00:45:06Yeah.
00:45:08You know, I think I had an epiphany tonight.
00:45:10Oh, yeah?
00:45:12Don't sit under a wall of snow globes?
00:45:14I realized you were right.
00:45:18Oh.
00:45:20This is the season of giving.
00:45:22You gave me a second chance tonight.
00:45:24It would have been death by snow globe
00:45:26if it wasn't for you, Jessie.
00:45:32And I really want to make those Christmas lights happen.
00:45:34Oh, I know.
00:45:36Love your lights.
00:45:38No, it's not about the lights.
00:45:40It's just that I've never...
00:45:42I've never done anything
00:45:44that's really made a difference.
00:45:52And I think we're here
00:45:54for that very reason.
00:45:56What?
00:46:00That was
00:46:02actually incredibly humbling.
00:46:14Oh.
00:46:18I have an idea.
00:46:20For every naughty thing I've ever done
00:46:22or...
00:46:24or may have been
00:46:26construed as maybe not on the right side of the law...
00:46:28Mm-hmm.
00:46:30I'm gonna counter it
00:46:32by doing something nice.
00:46:48How's your head, handsome?
00:46:50Oh, much better.
00:46:52Amazing. Car's pretty hot, too.
00:46:54Are you twos
00:46:56joined at the hip again today?
00:46:58Just until Christmas.
00:47:00Right, bro?
00:47:02Right. Sis?
00:47:06Well, she did save your life,
00:47:08so I guess I owe her.
00:47:12Shall we?
00:47:14Yes.
00:47:22In the back
00:47:24is where the tree-lighting ceremony's to take place.
00:47:26She's not expecting us.
00:47:28I thought a surprise attack would be best.
00:47:30But stubborn and ornery, so be prepared for a flat-out no.
00:47:40Mayor.
00:47:42Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrington.
00:47:44What can I do for you?
00:47:46I would like you to meet Derek and his sister Jessie.
00:47:48Again?
00:47:50What do you want, Mayor?
00:47:52She's here
00:47:54because of me, Mrs. Harrington.
00:47:56Okay, what do you want?
00:47:58Well, I'm playing Santa Claus
00:48:00at the mall, and a little girl
00:48:02asked me to bring back the Christmas tree-lighting ceremony.
00:48:04I'd really like to.
00:48:06Be my guest,
00:48:08but don't plan on using my property.
00:48:10Your property is the only spot in town
00:48:12that works, and you know it, Gladys.
00:48:14Mrs. Harrington, I can work
00:48:16magic with Christmas tree lights.
00:48:18If I see what I can do to transform your property,
00:48:20you'd be blown away.
00:48:22Don't try to charm me,
00:48:24Lethario.
00:48:26Your charms might work on these two, but not on me.
00:48:32I warned you.
00:48:34But you're right.
00:48:36We still have our annual snowball dance tomorrow.
00:48:38I hope you'll come as my date.
00:48:40Yeah.
00:48:42Fine.
00:48:44Be my pleasure.
00:48:46And I can guarantee
00:48:48you won't be able to take your eyes off of me.
00:49:12Well, I tried.
00:49:14You batted your eyes and tried to charm her.
00:49:16It was a wimpy attempt.
00:49:18Who are you calling a wimp?
00:49:20Fine.
00:49:22You want to know the difference between trying and succeeding?
00:49:26When I was in high school,
00:49:28I was on the prom committee, and-
00:49:30You went to prom?
00:49:32I did.
00:49:34And our entire senior class wanted the Harmonites to perform.
00:49:36So I called their manager,
00:49:38I called their label,
00:49:40I even stood in line at their silly little meet and greets.
00:49:42So what happened?
00:49:44I found a charity the band supported
00:49:46and turned our entire prom into a fundraiser.
00:49:48Impressive.
00:49:52Yolanda, why did Gladys stop doing
00:49:54the Christmas tree lighting event?
00:49:56A couple of kids knocked over one of her husband's sculptures.
00:49:58Passed away in September.
00:50:00So she took the accident quite personally.
00:50:02She's gotten better ever since.
00:50:04Didn't we see a sculpture at the mall?
00:50:06That's one of his.
00:50:08You know, she met her husband at one of the Christmas concerts.
00:50:10She was a singer.
00:50:14Hello?
00:50:16Oh, don't look at me.
00:50:18I'm tone deaf.
00:50:20You can do Christmas lights
00:50:22and you can't sing Christmas carols?
00:50:24Leave this.
00:50:28I cannot believe I'm doing this.
00:50:34Hey.
00:50:36It's me.
00:50:38Don't bother.
00:50:40Are you right there?
00:50:42Leave.
00:50:44I have to steal this.
00:50:46Borrow.
00:50:48Okay, right there.
00:50:50All right.
00:50:52Mona.
00:50:54What's up, that bouquet?
00:50:56Actually, I'm so short-noticed.
00:50:58Ooh, definitely a basket
00:51:00of glazed doughnuts.
00:51:02Mona.
00:51:04Derek.
00:51:06How you doing, Mona?
00:51:08Good, good.
00:51:10Did you have any trouble with the piano?
00:51:12No, not at all. It's in my car.
00:51:14Great, I'll go get you checked in.
00:51:16Okay, I'm going to go grab a soda.
00:51:18You want anything?
00:51:20I'm good, thanks.
00:51:22All right.
00:51:24What?
00:51:26She's my friend.
00:51:28Oh, dear.
00:51:30Merry Christmas.
00:51:32Hi.
00:51:34I
00:51:36love your sweater.
00:51:40I love your sweater, too.
00:51:48I'm Mona.
00:51:51I'm Mona.
00:52:06Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrington.
00:52:08Don't try to charm me, Buttercup.
00:52:10My answer's still no.
00:52:12No?
00:52:14To the surprise I have for you?
00:52:16A surprise? For me?
00:52:18Grab your coat.
00:52:20Come with me.
00:52:22Mm-mm.
00:52:24Please?
00:52:28Walter always gave me his arm
00:52:30when we'd walk together.
00:52:48What are we
00:52:50doing here?
00:52:52Are you playing me?
00:52:54Oh, I'm not the one who's playing.
00:52:56It
00:52:58came a flower
00:53:00bright
00:53:02amid
00:53:04the
00:53:06cold of
00:53:08winter
00:53:12When
00:53:14half
00:53:16gone
00:53:18was the
00:53:20night
00:53:24Oh, my.
00:53:26You
00:53:28went through a great deal of trouble
00:53:30in order
00:53:32to get me to change my mind.
00:53:34That was the goal, partly.
00:53:36But mostly, I just
00:53:38wanted to ignite the Christmas
00:53:40spirit.
00:53:46Thank you.
00:53:48Merry Christmas, Gladys.
00:53:50I used to sing that song
00:53:52to Walter every
00:53:54year.
00:54:02I miss you, Walter.
00:54:04This really
00:54:06brings back memories, such
00:54:08wonderful memories.
00:54:10I really don't know what to say.
00:54:12I
00:54:14hit it real hard after Walter
00:54:16passed.
00:54:18He loved the lighting
00:54:20ceremony so very much.
00:54:24I think he would want
00:54:26me to
00:54:28carry on with the tradition.
00:54:36So
00:54:38yes,
00:54:40you have my
00:54:42blessing.
00:54:44Yes!
00:54:46Whoo!
00:54:56Boss!
00:55:10You're late.
00:55:12Late?
00:55:14For what?
00:55:16You made me walk
00:55:18under the stars.
00:55:20Oh, you've been following me?
00:55:22Yep.
00:55:24Come on.
00:55:40You know, I never had
00:55:42bad luck before I met you.
00:55:44Well, I never had so much
00:55:46trouble protecting a witness
00:55:48until I met you.
00:55:50Is that all I am to you?
00:55:52Trouble?
00:55:54No.
00:55:58Maybe.
00:56:00I don't know.
00:56:06You know, the first night you
00:56:08walked down here,
00:56:10and I followed you,
00:56:14I saw a shooting star.
00:56:22I saw it, too.
00:56:38Did you know
00:56:40there are more stars
00:56:42in the universe than there are
00:56:44grains of sand on
00:56:46every beach on Earth?
00:56:48That's
00:56:50unbelievable.
00:56:52How do you know that?
00:56:56My dad.
00:57:00He was sort of
00:57:02an amateur astronomer.
00:57:04Sometimes
00:57:06I would stay up late,
00:57:08and he would take turns
00:57:10looking through his telescope.
00:57:14You're like starlight
00:57:16on my Christmas nights.
00:57:22You ever heard of Martin Luther?
00:57:24He was a 16th century
00:57:26creature.
00:57:28On Christmas Eve,
00:57:30he was walking through this forest
00:57:32of evergreens.
00:57:34So, wow.
00:57:36Billions of the stars,
00:57:38just like you,
00:57:40twinkling
00:57:42and shining through the branches.
00:57:44He was so
00:57:46inspired,
00:57:48he brought one of those back home
00:57:50decorated with little
00:57:52candles to remind him
00:57:54of the stars in the sky.
00:57:58And that's how he got
00:58:00the Christmas tree.
00:58:02That's amazing.
00:58:06How did you learn that?
00:58:10I don't know, it's a story.
00:58:14That was when he was dead.
00:58:22Well, you are full of surprises,
00:58:24seeing people.
00:58:26Little figure,
00:58:28the cop and the criminal,
00:58:30on my Christmas.
00:58:38Here.
00:58:40The cop and the criminal.
00:58:46I mean, if we're going to be blinded by anything,
00:58:50we're not Christmas lights.
00:59:00Good morning, Thelma.
00:59:02Good morning.
00:59:04Ah, Thelma.
00:59:06How's it shaking?
00:59:12Thelma.
00:59:14I put the word out
00:59:16that we're in need of lights
00:59:18for the chandelier.
00:59:20Oh, that's great.
00:59:22Thank you.
00:59:24Thank you.
00:59:26Thank you.
00:59:28We need lights for the
00:59:30tree lighting ceremony
00:59:32tomorrow night, and we're telling
00:59:34folks to drop them off at the property
00:59:36at noon today.
00:59:38Oh, Thelma.
00:59:40You're the best.
00:59:58It's noon.
01:00:00Where's the people?
01:00:02Where's the lights?
01:00:06I heard you needed lights.
01:00:10Make you teeny me.
01:00:12You owe me, and I plan on collecting tonight.
01:00:14I will pick you up
01:00:16at six.
01:00:18And you think your sister can find her own way to the dance?
01:00:20I don't think that would be a problem at all.
01:00:22Perfect.
01:00:24Well,
01:00:26enough for one tree.
01:00:28Thank God for that.
01:00:30Merry Christmas.
01:00:32Merry Christmas. Thank you.
01:00:34Hey, guys.
01:00:36Took these from my neighbor's hedges.
01:00:38You won't miss them. Gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
01:00:40You sneaky little thing.
01:00:42I knew I liked you wrong once.
01:00:46Woo-hoo!
01:00:48You're like a kid in a candy shop.
01:00:54Hey.
01:01:10Look at that.
01:01:16Sharp.
01:01:18Nice.
01:01:20Yeah.
01:01:24But you missed a button.
01:01:32Really?
01:01:34I thought I'd keep it open.
01:01:50What's wrong?
01:01:54Nothing.
01:02:16Tammy.
01:02:20Bellissimo.
01:02:22Are you ready, handsome?
01:02:24You bet.
01:02:26We are going to be the couple of the night.
01:02:30See you at the dance.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:36Bye.
01:02:38Bye.
01:02:52Hey, Mona.
01:02:56Who's he?
01:02:58A traveling salesman
01:03:00who's crazy for Christmas.
01:03:02He likes my sweaters.
01:03:04He's very cute.
01:03:08So,
01:03:10Derek just left with the mayor.
01:03:14Wanna come with me to the dance?
01:03:16Yeah, I can't. I, um...
01:03:18I kinda got a hot date later.
01:03:20But before you go,
01:03:22let me do for you what you did for me.
01:03:34It's hard to see my moves, Mayor.
01:03:36Um, on and off the dance floor.
01:03:38Yeah.
01:03:40Oh.
01:03:46Oh-ho-ho.
01:03:48Mission accomplished.
01:03:50Still working on it.
01:03:52Seriously?
01:03:54How hard is it to put a peanut
01:03:56on a Christmas tree?
01:03:58I don't know.
01:04:00I mean,
01:04:02how hard is it to put a peanut
01:04:04in his food?
01:04:06What?
01:04:08He's allergic.
01:04:10Get it done.
01:04:32You
01:04:34You
01:04:36You
01:04:38You
01:04:40You
01:04:42You
01:04:44You
01:04:46You
01:04:48You
01:04:50You
01:04:52You
01:04:54You
01:04:56You
01:04:58You
01:05:00You
01:05:04You
01:05:08You
01:05:14Derek, seriously,
01:05:16what is the deal with you and your sister?
01:05:20Lights.
01:05:22Merry Christmas.
01:05:24What's a girl got to do to get a drink?
01:05:32You look beautiful.
01:05:34Thank you.
01:05:37You know, this requires a toast.
01:05:41Thank you.
01:05:44Excuse me.
01:05:47I'm sorry.
01:05:51Excuse me.
01:05:54It's Martin Luther.
01:06:14Eric, what's going on? Are you okay?
01:06:17He's having a reaction.
01:06:25Hey.
01:06:27Are you okay?
01:06:30Yeah.
01:06:37Yeah.
01:06:39Yeah, I think I'm fine.
01:06:42Call it a night.
01:06:45You're leaving? Again?
01:06:50Always a pleasure, Mayor.
01:07:01Cool. Okay.
01:07:15Did I tell you tonight that you look beautiful?
01:07:18Thanks.
01:07:24Mona talks me into the whole Cinderella thing.
01:07:30Well, we can't have Cinderella's pumpkin bursts without a dance.
01:07:45Cinderella doesn't hold a candle to you.
01:08:15Okay.
01:08:21I think I'm going to be sick.
01:08:27Hey, I think I should take you to the hospital.
01:08:31No, it's just the effects from the shock.
01:08:34It's happened before. I'll be...
01:08:37I'll be fine.
01:08:40I'm going to get you a ginger ale.
01:08:45Okay.
01:08:48Okay.
01:09:13I'm sorry, sweetheart. I have to take this.
01:09:17Okay.
01:09:20How about I call you when it's done?
01:09:23What is going on with you?
01:09:25It's not me. This cat has nine lives.
01:09:28And that chick protecting him, she's one tough cookie.
01:09:32Just do whatever you need to do, whatever way is faster.
01:09:35Doesn't have to be an accident.
01:09:38No. Just kill him.
01:09:41In fact, kill them both.
01:09:48Ginger ale.
01:09:55Hey, did you see Jessie tonight?
01:09:58Oh, she looks so stunning.
01:10:03Didn't she?
01:10:06It's just a dress and some make-up.
01:10:12You know her.
01:10:15Yeah.
01:10:20Maybe she doesn't need all that.
01:10:26She's amazing.
01:10:29Just being herself.
01:10:34Looking at the stars.
01:10:38Thanks.
01:10:41Not so bad yourself.
01:10:44You know.
01:10:47Even though you are the most accident-prone.
01:10:50Derek, what's going on?
01:10:53Are you okay?
01:10:56Oh, my God. I found the culprit.
01:11:02No one is the culprit.
01:11:06No one is that accident-prone.
01:11:27What's going on?
01:11:30Someone's trying to kill you and make it look like an accident.
01:11:33We got to go.
01:11:36Well, I'm not going anywhere. Not after everything we did for tonight.
01:11:39I'm not kidding.
01:11:42Well, I'm not worried, because I got you to protect me.
01:11:45So far, we have been lucky. Luck runs out.
01:11:48My first day playing Santa, when I freaked out, you told me you believed in me.
01:11:56No one's ever...
01:12:03I believe in you.
01:12:07Dean, listen.
01:12:09Come on. It's just one more night.
01:12:12We cannot trust anyone.
01:12:22Hey. What are you doing?
01:12:27Oh, she's just risking you.
01:12:30It's a family Christmas tradition.
01:12:33It's a Christmas tradition, huh?
01:12:36Well, then, risk away.
01:12:42Are you feeling okay?
01:12:45Yeah. It was just a big night.
01:12:48Well, I spent my night, our date night,
01:12:51listening to my constituents gripe about potholes.
01:12:54But I also arranged for some volunteers
01:12:57to help us get the trees decorated for this evening.
01:13:00Well, that was really nice of you, Tammy.
01:13:03I didn't do it to be nice.
01:13:18You know what today is?
01:13:21I don't know. Tuesday, maybe.
01:13:24You tend to lose track of time in here.
01:13:27Christmas Eve. This is the season to give it.
01:13:30I've got something for you, Alvin.
01:13:33Something real special.
01:13:36Thanks, but no thanks.
01:13:39I'm gonna give it to you real good.
01:13:45My gift for you is...
01:13:48the true meaning of Christmas.
01:13:51What?
01:13:59See, Christmas is about this little baby,
01:14:02this cute little baby,
01:14:05who taught us all, not just his mom, his dad,
01:14:08the shepherds and that ass that was in the stable.
01:14:11What ass was in the stable?
01:14:14The donkey. It was the donkey stable.
01:14:17Anyway,
01:14:20this little baby taught us that there's only one true gift
01:14:23that's worth giving and receiving.
01:14:26You know what that gift is?
01:14:29Stock options.
01:14:32Love, Albert. The gift is love.
01:14:35I've always been able to count on you above everything else.
01:14:38We've developed a father-son type of loyalty, huh?
01:14:41You're right.
01:14:44I know, man, I know.
01:14:47Silent night
01:14:52Holy night
01:14:55All is calm
01:14:58Guard! I gotta make a call!
01:15:17Silent night
01:15:20Holy night
01:15:23All is calm
01:15:26Guard! I gotta make a call!
01:15:29Holy night
01:15:32All is calm
01:15:35Guard! I gotta make a call!
01:15:38Holy night
01:15:41Holy night
01:15:44All is calm
01:15:47Guard! I gotta make a call!
01:15:50All is calm
01:15:53Guard! I gotta make a call!
01:15:56All is calm
01:15:59Guard! I gotta make a call!
01:16:02What's up with you guys?
01:16:05Derek?
01:16:09Well, if it isn't Mr. Lucky.
01:16:12Freeze! Drop it!
01:16:15Looking for this?
01:16:18God!
01:16:21No!
01:16:24Excuse me. I'm so sorry. That was totally my fault.
01:16:27Merry Christmas.
01:16:30You were good. You were very good.
01:16:33Until he became your weak spot.
01:16:36Looks like I'm taking a bullet for you after all.
01:16:43Hold on. Don't I get a say in any of this?
01:16:46Sure.
01:16:49But make it quick.
01:16:52I'm so sorry, Jesse.
01:16:55You deserve better than this.
01:16:58Because you're amazing.
01:17:01Touchy. You're done.
01:17:04Rudy!
01:17:07Rudy?
01:17:10Oh.
01:17:13Good morning.
01:17:16No wonder he's still alive.
01:17:19Drop your gun and get over there.
01:17:26You are all loose ends that I will finally take care of.
01:17:29You know it doesn't matter who's standing in front.
01:17:32I'm gonna shoot you all.
01:17:35Goodbye, Dean.
01:17:41Darling.
01:17:44It's not really a good time right now.
01:17:47I had an epiphany. Listen, you gotta stop Rudy from killing Dean.
01:17:50Oh, I have.
01:17:53Thank goodness.
01:17:56My Albert. Just like that handsome and now dead undercover agent.
01:18:00You just don't have the balls to do what needs to be done.
01:18:03Luckily I do.
01:18:06That was you?
01:18:09Of course it was me. And I'll take care of this too.
01:18:15Go ahead.
01:18:18I'll allow you one last look at the thing you wish you could have had.
01:18:21Well, I hate to disappoint, but
01:18:24I never saw you as anything you missed out on.
01:18:28Are you kidding me?
01:18:31Out of all the times you choose to tell the truth, you picked this one?
01:18:34You couldn't just try and charm her into not killing us?
01:18:37Well, we're all dead.
01:18:40She's the one who has the gun.
01:18:43Just think, I actually fell for you.
01:18:46You showed me a piece of you that you don't show anyone.
01:18:49And I thought that was special.
01:18:52It turns out you were just playing me like you play everyone because life is one big joke to you.
01:18:56Oh, do not try and flip this on me.
01:18:59I knew you were trouble the second you first touched me.
01:19:02Oh yeah?
01:19:05What would you do if I did it again?
01:19:08I'd like to see you try.
01:19:14Don't move!
01:19:17Freeze! Get your hands up!
01:19:20Get her out of here.
01:19:23And him.
01:19:28Is this for real?
01:19:31It is for me.
01:19:34Me too. I'll sing like a partridge in a pantry
01:19:37as long as I need to stay with Mona.
01:19:40How'd you know where to find us?
01:19:43We've been tracking Mrs. DiNozzo's cell phone.
01:19:46And with her confession just now, I don't think we'll be needing your testimony anymore.
01:19:49Good luck.
01:19:52Well, you heard him.
01:19:57You're a free man.
01:20:00Hold on. Did you really mean what you said before?
01:20:05Derek?
01:20:08Derek, where are you?
01:20:11The mayor needs you, and I need to go brief Officer Chen.
01:20:14It's your night.
01:20:17Enjoy.
01:20:21What in the world is going on?
01:20:24Do you really want to know?
01:20:31My name is Dean Kupo.
01:20:34I've been in witness protection for the past few days.
01:20:43We were very fortunate to have this man
01:20:46show up on our doorsteps just days ago.
01:20:49He has changed all of our lives for the better,
01:20:52and we are most grateful.
01:20:55It is my delight and privilege
01:20:58to let Dean Kupo have the honor of turning on the lights.
01:21:03Thank you.
01:21:06Of course.
01:21:19We wish you a merry Christmas
01:21:22We wish you a merry Christmas
01:21:25We wish you a merry Christmas
01:21:28And a happy new year
01:21:31We wish you a merry Christmas
01:21:34We wish you a merry Christmas
01:21:37We wish you a merry Christmas
01:21:40And a happy new year
01:21:49We wish you a merry Christmas
01:21:52And a happy new year
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01:22:24I knew I'd find you here.
01:22:27Why aren't you at your event?
01:22:30Because the one person I wanted to share it with wasn't there.
01:22:33What about Stanley?
01:22:37I don't feel the same way around her
01:22:40as I do with you.
01:22:45You make me feel safe, Jessie.
01:22:48It's my job, Dean.
01:22:51Do you ever think about anything other than your job?
01:22:54What's that supposed to mean?
01:22:57You may be tough on the outside, but I think you're scared.
01:23:00You don't know me.
01:23:03That's right. I don't.
01:23:06I've been trying to get to know you, but you keep me at a distance.
01:23:09At a distance, Dean? You're right, I do.
01:23:12This doesn't make sense. We do not make sense.
01:23:15I have a target on my back.
01:23:18I don't want to go back to that life.
01:23:24Especially if it doesn't include you.
01:23:27Dean, I protect people for a living.
01:23:30That's what I do. I'm already on another assignment.
01:23:33That's just how this works.
01:23:36I'm not trying to change you.
01:23:39You're the one who's showing me
01:23:42what matters.
01:23:45You really are a good guy, Dean.
01:23:50You never answered my question.
01:23:57Did you mean what you said before?
01:24:02Or am I just another assignment?
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01:24:42I mean, you do know you're on probation.
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