Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 4 Episode 1 The Freshman
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00:00Anything?
00:03Ah! Introduction to the Modern Novel.
00:07A survey study of 20th century novelists.
00:10Open to freshmen. You might like that.
00:12Introduction to the Modern Novel.
00:16I'm guessing I'd probably have to read the modern novel.
00:21Maybe more than one.
00:23I like books.
00:26I just don't want to take on too much.
00:30Do they have an introduction to the modern blurb?
00:35Oh! Short story. Well, that's good.
00:38Oh, no. It conflicts with psych.
00:41Maybe I shouldn't take psych.
00:44You gotta. It's fun.
00:46And you can use it as your science requirement.
00:49Anyway, Professor Walsh is supposed to be great.
00:52She's, like, world-renowned.
00:55How do you get to be renowned?
00:58I mean, like, do you have to be nouned first?
01:02Yes, first there's the painful nouning process.
01:06Wait. Images of pop culture.
01:09This is good.
01:11They watch movies, TV shows, even commercials.
01:16For credit?
01:18Isn't college cool?
01:21How did I miss that one?
01:23Well, you did sort of wait till the last minute with your course selection.
01:29Sorry, miss.
01:31I chose my major in playgroup.
01:34That's an exaggeration.
01:37I just, you know, think it's good to be prepared.
01:42Don't want to be caught unawares.
01:45I've been busy.
01:47It's been a very slay-heavy summer.
01:50Just haven't had a whole lot of time to think about life at UC Sunnydale.
01:56It's exciting, though, isn't it?
01:59Yeah.
02:01It's gonna be an adjustment.
02:03Yeah, it's, like, five miles away.
02:06Just uncharted territory.
02:09Giles said I have to be secret identity gal again.
02:12That makes sense.
02:14It's gonna be tough, though.
02:16With a roommate?
02:18Yeah.
02:19I'm psyched about college.
02:21Definitely.
02:24I just need to figure out how it's gonna work with my extracurricular activities.
02:29I just can't let it take the edge off of my slaying.
02:34I gotta stay sharp.
02:39Is this guy ever gonna wake up?
02:49Hey!
03:19Hey!
03:49Hey!
04:03🎵Sometimes at the back of my mind, the excitement 🎵
04:10Freshmen, we're doing this by folder color.
04:15If you're not holding on to a yellow folder,
04:18you're in the wrong group.
04:20You belong up by Weissman Hall.
04:22You gotta hear us.
04:28We're not gonna take it.
04:30Take it lying down.
04:33What do we want?
04:36When do we want it?
04:38We're not gonna take it.
04:41Come on, come back!
04:43That's right, come back!
04:46Get your vomit, friend.
04:48Move your clutches down here.
04:50I'm the one you should be proud of.
04:53Rally tomorrow night.
04:54We have to let the administration know how we feel.
04:56Yeah, right.
04:59Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
05:02Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy.
05:06Party Thursday at Alpha Dell.
05:09Gotta be there.
05:10Free jealous shots for freshman women.
05:12Hey, do you guys know where Weissman Hall is?
05:22Buffy.
05:24Hey.
05:25Oh, boy, am I glad to see you.
05:27Isn't this cool?
05:28There's so much going on.
05:30Yeah, almost one might say too much.
05:34I got all my courses, except for modern poetry.
05:38I had to switch to ethnomusicology.
05:40But that's cool.
05:41West African drawing.
05:42I think it's gonna change everything.
05:44Have you met your roommate yet?
05:46No.
05:47Me neither.
05:48I hope she's cool.
05:50I see you got to get into...
05:52Yes.
05:53I've heard about five different issues,
05:55and I'm angry about each and every one of them.
05:57What'd you get?
05:59Jell-O shots.
06:01I didn't get Jell-O shots.
06:03I'll trade you for a take-back tonight.
06:08Are we heading anywhere near Weissman Hall?
06:10I still need to get my ID card.
06:12Oh, I got mine this morning.
06:14The lines are really long now.
06:16You should have gone early.
06:18Well, I hope that I learn from this experience
06:20and that I grow.
06:22I'm being annoying, aren't I?
06:24No.
06:25It's nice that you're excited.
06:27It's just, in high school,
06:29knowledge was pretty much frowned upon.
06:31You really had to work to learn anything.
06:34But here, the energy,
06:36the collective intelligence,
06:38it's like this force,
06:40this penetrating force,
06:42and I can just feel my mind opening up,
06:44you know?
06:46And letting this place
06:48just thrust into
06:50and spurt knowledge into...
06:52That sentence ended up
06:54in a different place than it started out in.
06:56I'm with you, though.
06:58I'm all for spurting knowledge.
07:00It's just...
07:02It's a little overwhelming.
07:05Don't you feel it?
07:07Well, I'm...
07:09Boyfriend!
07:11It's my on-campus boyfriend.
07:13Oh, no, I forgot to pick mine up.
07:15The line's probably really long now, too.
07:17How are you?
07:19Good. It's pretty much a madhouse of a madhouse.
07:21I know. I was just saying that to Willow.
07:23I mean, it's just so overwhelming.
07:25Don't you feel completely disoriented?
07:27Oz!
07:29Hey, Paul.
07:31Finally matriculating with us.
07:34Tell me you're playing this week.
07:36Thursday night, Alpha Delta.
07:38Oh, I have that one.
07:40I'm bringing the wrecking crew.
07:42Jello shots?
07:44Good.
07:46Do you know where they're distributing
07:48the work-study applications?
07:50Back of Richmond Hall, next to the auditorium.
07:52Thanks.
07:54See you, bro.
07:56Go get him.
07:58Well, the band's played here a lot.
08:00Still all new.
08:03Library.
08:05Ooh, library. Come on.
08:09Stuart Giles couldn't be librarian here.
08:11Be convenient.
08:13Well, he says he's enjoying
08:15being a gentleman of leisure.
08:17Gentleman of leisure?
08:19Isn't that just British for unemployed?
08:21Uh-huh. He's a slacker now.
08:23Speaking of slack,
08:25you heard anything from Xander?
08:27Not for a while.
08:29He's still in this cross-country,
08:31America thing.
08:33He said he wasn't coming back
08:35until he had driven to all 50 states.
08:37Didn't you explain about Hawaii?
08:39Well, he seemed so determined.
08:43I hope he gets back soon.
08:45It'd be fun to have the whole gang
08:47back together, you know?
08:49Hang out in the library.
08:53Wow.
08:57Oh, my gosh.
08:59Isn't this amazing?
09:03It's cozy.
09:05You know, I never wanted
09:07to hurt Giles' feelings,
09:09but occult books aside,
09:11our old library just didn't have
09:13the greatest selection.
09:15But this...
09:17Yeah, this is great.
09:19You know, if we ever need
09:21a place for the Nuremberg rallies.
09:25This is a real library.
09:27See?
09:29We even have to whisper.
09:31It's like a whole new world.
09:39Here.
09:41Thanks.
09:43I can't wait till Mom gets the bill
09:45for these books.
09:47I hope it's a funny aneurysm.
09:49Introduction to psychology.
09:51Oh, up there.
09:53I'll get them.
09:55I hate short people.
09:57Oh, I think there's a protest next week.
09:59Oh!
10:01Oh, God.
10:03I'm so sorry.
10:05I'm okay.
10:07It's okay.
10:09Oh, that was bracing.
10:11I'm so...
10:13The books were just too high,
10:15and then everything was bad.
10:17Let me give you a hand.
10:19Let's put a few of these down here.
10:21So, uh,
10:23are you girls taking intro psych,
10:25or do you just want me dead?
10:27Uh-huh.
10:29I mean, the first one.
10:31Well, you have a lot of fun.
10:33Professor Walsh, she's quite a character.
10:35You've taken it?
10:37I'm a T.A.
10:39I'll be helping the professor out.
10:41I'm sorry, I've forgotten my manners
10:43and all the concussion.
10:45I'm Riley.
10:47Willow.
10:49And this is my friend, Buffy.
10:51It's nice to meet you both.
10:53I'm nice to meet...
10:55Hey, do you know if we're gonna be studying
10:57operant conditioning in the first semester?
10:59Because I hear that's kind of
11:01Professor Walsh's specialty.
11:03Absolutely.
11:05You know her treatise on Dietrich's work?
11:07I know of it.
11:09It's not in the syllabus,
11:11but it's a fascinating read,
11:13if you're into that sort of thing.
11:15I don't meet that many freshmen
11:17that know that much about psychology.
11:19Well, it's fascinating.
11:21Yeah, you know,
11:23because everyone's got a brain.
11:29Or almost everyone.
11:45Hi.
11:47Oh, hi.
11:49Are you Buffy?
11:51Yeah.
11:53Kathy.
11:55Hi.
11:57It's nice to meet you.
11:59Yeah.
12:07So,
12:09it's, uh,
12:11it's a pretty long story.
12:13It's, uh,
12:15it's a pretty nice room, huh?
12:17I was surprised,
12:19because you hear horror stories about freshman housing.
12:21You took the right side.
12:23Yeah.
12:25Um, but, you know,
12:27if you want it...
12:29No, no, I just wanted to make sure
12:31that that's what you wanted.
12:33You excited for classes tomorrow?
12:35Painfully.
12:37I bet there's gonna be
12:39a lot of parties to go to this week, too.
12:41Not that I'm a crazy partier.
12:43And I'm not always this hyper, either.
12:45I'm just excited.
12:47Yeah.
12:49Me, too.
12:51You know, I am really glad
12:53they put me with somebody cool.
12:55I can tell that you're cool.
12:57I just know that this whole year
12:59is gonna be super fun.
13:11Mmm.
13:13Mmm.
13:15Mmm.
13:17Mmm.
13:19Mmm.
13:21Mmm.
13:23Mmm.
13:25Mmm.
13:27Mmm.
13:33The point of this course
13:35is not to
13:37critique
13:39your American culture.
13:41It is not to pick at it
13:43or look down upon it.
13:45And it is not to
13:47watch videos for credit.
13:49The point is
13:51to examine...
13:53Do you know if this class is fully...
13:55And there are two people
13:57talking at once.
13:59And I know that one of them is me,
14:01and the other is...
14:05a blonde girl.
14:07You.
14:09Blonde girl.
14:11Stand up.
14:13I'm very excited to hear
14:15what you have to say.
14:17It's worth interrupting my lecture for.
14:27I was just
14:29asking if the class was still
14:31open, if I could
14:33still sign up.
14:35If your name
14:37isn't on this sheet, then you are
14:39wasting everyone's time.
14:41Are you on the sheet?
14:43They told me that if I just...
14:45Do you understand?
14:47You are sucking energy from everyone in this room.
14:49They came here
14:51to learn.
14:53Get out.
14:57I didn't mean to
14:59suck.
15:01Leave!
15:23If you're looking for sight, it's through here.
15:25Oh, thanks.
15:27How's your head?
15:29Sorry?
15:31Yesterday.
15:33In the bookstore.
15:35You don't remember.
15:37Oh, no, sure, I remember you.
15:39You're Willow's friend.
15:41Yeah.
15:43My head's fine.
15:45Just stung for a bit, and I lost most of my
15:47basic motor functions. It's no big deal.
15:49We're here.
15:53I'm sorry.
15:55I'm trying to remember your...
15:57Buffy.
15:59Have fun today, okay?
16:01Thanks.
16:05You know, I was just
16:07wondering...
16:09Professor Walsh isn't
16:11planning on yelling at me and
16:13kicking me out of the class, is she?
16:15It's not in her
16:17lesson plan.
16:19Great.
16:21How's pop culture?
16:23I decided
16:25not to take it.
16:27It seemed dull.
16:29Okay.
16:31This is Psych 105,
16:33Introduction to Psychology.
16:35I'm Professor Walsh.
16:37Those of you who've
16:39fallen to my good graces will come
16:41to know me as Maggie.
16:43Those of you who don't
16:45will come to know me by the name my TAs
16:47use and think of me as
16:49the evil bitch monster of death.
16:51Make no mistake.
16:53I run a hard class,
16:55I assign a lot of work,
16:57I talk fast,
16:59and I expect you to keep up.
17:01If you're looking to coast,
17:03I recommend Geology 101.
17:05That's where the football players are.
17:07That's where the football players are.
17:27Wow. Sorry.
17:29No, I wasn't looking.
17:31Did you, uh,
17:33lose your way?
17:35Me?
17:37Oh, no, no. I'm just going to Fisher Hall,
17:39which I know is on
17:41the Earth planet.
17:45Recently voted most pathetic.
17:47Well, I'm lost,
17:49and I have a map, so...
17:51Oh, I come in second.
17:53I'm Buffy, by the way.
17:55Eddie.
17:57Okay, so...
18:01So that's Fisher Hall, right?
18:03Okay. And this is Dunworth Building.
18:05That's my dorm.
18:07It's just, it's us I can't find.
18:09Are we the blue part?
18:11No.
18:13Yes.
18:15Okay, right, so if I came from there,
18:17then we would just want to go
18:19that way to the bike path.
18:21You sound very certain.
18:23I'm in.
18:29Are you taking Psych 105
18:31or Walsh?
18:33Yeah. I mean,
18:35I'm going to try.
18:37She's not afraid of the long words, huh?
18:39Yeah, she's pretty intense.
18:41A lot of the courses are really tough.
18:43I'm a little upset.
18:45I had it on good authority that this was a party school.
18:47I think it's supposed to get easier.
18:51I still feel like carrying around
18:53a security blanket.
18:55Of human bondage.
18:57Have you ever read it?
18:59Oh, I'm not really into porn.
19:01I mean, I'm just, I'm trying to cut way back.
19:03No.
19:05There's no actual bondage.
19:07It's just a novel.
19:09I've read it like ten times.
19:11I always keep it by my bed.
19:15Security blanket.
19:17Well, we have a security blanket.
19:19Unless, of course,
19:21you count Mr. Pointy.
19:23Mr. Pointy?
19:25Oh, bike path.
19:27So, it's nice to know
19:29that I'm not the only entirely
19:31confused person on this campus.
19:33Yeah, I suspect there's a lot of us.
19:35Well, I'll look for you in Psych.
19:37Yeah, maybe we can help each other figure out
19:39what the hell they're talking about.
19:41Okay.
19:43Maybe even make it through the year.
19:45Good night.
19:47Good night.
19:57Ow!
20:05I'm sorry.
20:07Did you lose your way?
20:27Come on.
20:57Are you looking for someone?
20:59Yeah.
21:01Man, a friend good for you.
21:03Thanks, Mom.
21:09Yeah, Eddie just took off.
21:11Packed his stuff,
21:13left a note.
21:15Happens sometimes.
21:17People just can't handle it.
21:19There's always a few kids who lose it early
21:21in the first semester and just bail.
21:23You know, it's like,
21:25it's like,
21:29weak ones, I guess.
21:55Boring.
21:57Boring.
21:59Boring.
22:01Boring.
22:03Boring.
22:05Boring.
22:07Boring.
22:09Boring.
22:11Astonishingly boring.
22:13We...
22:15We have to kill some cooler people.
22:17Will somebody remind me?
22:19You're the one who said pick on the weak ones.
22:21Then the herd and all that.
22:23Does this sweater
22:25make me look fat?
22:27No, the fact that you're fat
22:29makes you look fat.
22:31That sweater just makes you look
22:33purple.
22:35You're such a loser.
22:37Hey,
22:39words can hurt like a fist.
22:41Hey,
22:43check it out.
22:45Well,
22:47do we have a Klimt?
22:49Yes!
22:51Yes!
22:53Big score for Klimt.
22:55Monet,
22:57still well in the lead,
22:59but look out for Team Klimt
23:01coming from behind.
23:05Freshmen, man,
23:07they're so predictable.
23:09And you can never eat just one.
23:11Yeah, I'm hungry.
23:13What a shock.
23:15We eat
23:17when I say we eat.
23:19We hit the tunnels.
23:21We eat when I say we eat.
23:23God, lighten up.
23:27I think it's funny when you scream.
23:29It's like...
23:31Wow.
23:33I gotta get me some better lockies.
23:35I swear.
23:37You guys are useless.
23:39I shouldn't even take you on the hunt.
23:41Great.
23:43Why don't you let dead Eddie get your dinner?
23:45That's pretty much the plan.
23:49Who's there?
24:03Giles?
24:05Rupert, is this blue cheese
24:07or is it just cheese that's gone blue?
24:13You're not Giles.
24:15Um...
24:17I didn't know that the door was open,
24:19so I just...
24:21Uh...
24:23Giles does still live here, right?
24:25He does.
24:27He appears.
24:29Rupert, you have a guest.
24:31Buffy, hello.
24:35Is this a bad time?
24:37No.
24:39Oh, forgive me.
24:41This is Olivia.
24:43She's an old friend.
24:45Staying over for a few days.
24:47Couldn't pass through Sunny Cal
24:49without looking up Ol' Ripper.
24:51Uh...
24:53Buffy is, um...
24:55was a student of mine.
24:57And how is university?
24:59Pretty much the same as high school
25:01in the sense of I need help.
25:03Ah.
25:05Help, yes.
25:07But this just looks like a bad time.
25:09No.
25:11You guys talk, I'll just go slip into something
25:13where I'm comfortable.
25:19So, uh, trouble with, um...
25:21studies?
25:23This is a bad time.
25:25You keep saying that.
25:27Why, it looks pretty bad.
25:29I think someone had just a little too much
25:31free time on their hands.
25:33I'm not supposed to have private life?
25:35No.
25:37Because you're very, very old,
25:39and it's gross.
25:41Well, before I succumb to the ravages
25:43of age, why don't you tell me
25:45what brings you here?
25:49There's a student missing.
25:51Yes?
25:53Eddie.
25:55He's supposed to have left school,
25:57but I just don't think he did.
25:59I met him outside last night,
26:01and then I went back where we met,
26:03and it looked like there'd been a struggle.
26:05And?
26:07And we need to stop this.
26:09Eddie said kids disappear a lot.
26:11There could be a gang of vampires working the campus.
26:13We need research
26:15and charts and stuff.
26:17I still don't see where I fit in.
26:19You haven't described anything
26:21that you can't do yourself.
26:23Okay.
26:25Remember before you became
26:27Hugh Hefner, when you used to be a watcher?
26:29Officially, you no longer
26:31have a watcher.
26:33Buffy, you know I'll always be here
26:35when you need me.
26:37Safety is more important to me than anything,
26:39but you are going to have to take care
26:41of yourself.
26:43You're out of school, and I can't always
26:45be there to guide you.
26:49I'm sorry to bug you.
26:51Buffy.
26:53Oh, no. I mean, yeah, here.
26:55You're right.
26:57I can handle this.
26:59It's just, I...
27:01I'm on it.
27:03I am here
27:05if you need me.
27:07She's gone?
27:09Yes.
27:11So did you help her?
27:13I'm not sure.
27:25How am I supposed to hunt
27:27in this mob?
27:29Do people have homes?
27:33Come on.
27:37Eddie?
27:45Eddie!
27:47Eddie, hey!
27:49Wait up.
27:51God, I was worried that something had happened
27:53to you, and of course it has, because
27:55you're a vampire.
27:57I'm sorry.
27:59I'm not.
28:04Ugh!
28:08Ugh!
28:15The Slayer.
28:17Wow.
28:19Um, I heard you might be coming here.
28:23This is, I mean,
28:25what a challenge.
28:27The Slayer.
28:29And you are?
28:31Sunday, I'll be killing you here
28:33in a minute or so.
28:35You know, that threat gets more frightening
28:37every time I hear it.
28:39Uh, are we gonna fight,
28:41or is there just gonna be
28:43a monster sarcasm rally?
28:45I'm in for a piece.
28:49Everybody gets to play.
28:53Guys, this
28:55is totally mine.
28:57Okay,
28:59but you gotta share the eating,
29:01because I'm thinking Slayer's
29:03blood's gotta be, whoa,
29:05like tie stick.
29:07I thought people
29:09were supposed to get smarter in college.
29:11Yeah, I think you had a lot
29:13of misconceptions about college.
29:15Like that anyone would be caught
29:17dead wearing
29:19that.
29:29Don't take this
29:41the wrong way, but
29:43you fight like a girl.
29:59Ow!
30:29Freshman.
30:59Hi.
31:29No, no, no, no, no.
31:39The best part was when you
31:41ragged on her clothes.
31:43She was like,
31:45no, not the ensemble.
31:51Those jeans with the little
31:53patches, she has no one
31:55to blame but herself.
31:57You're coming back.
31:59Not if I kill every single person
32:01who wears them.
32:03Still think you should've let us have a piece.
32:05We could've finished her off.
32:07She's not gonna last the night.
32:09She's a done deal.
32:13In fact, guys,
32:15you're gonna hit the tones.
32:27Mom?
32:39Duffy.
32:41Hi.
32:43Honey, how are you?
32:45I'm okay.
32:47How's college? Have you been fighting?
32:49Oh, uh,
32:51they started it.
32:53Not just as long as you're being careful.
32:55I really didn't think you'd
32:57show here for a while.
32:59Oh, I
33:01didn't have classes today and
33:03everything's just been so hectic,
33:05I figured it'd be nice to come and crash for...
33:09Oh, well, yeah.
33:11You know, I
33:13didn't think you'd be back for a couple of weeks.
33:15But I didn't move anything.
33:17It's still your room.
33:19You filled it with packing crates.
33:21Yeah, but I didn't
33:23move anything.
33:25If it's still my room,
33:27shouldn't I be able to fit in it?
33:29Well, it's just for a couple
33:31of weeks while we do inventory
33:33at the gallery.
33:35I just really didn't think you'd be back
33:37so soon.
33:39Neither did I.
33:41Hello?
33:51Hello?
33:55Hello?
34:41Electricity
35:06Electricity
35:07Electricity
35:16Come the things back
35:26Shower with me
35:40We made this about
35:51We made this about
35:59You and me
36:10You and me
36:23Moving
36:32On the couch
36:35The whole world in front of her
36:37She comes back to this dive
36:39Xander
36:40Hey, Buff
36:41Oh, when did you get back?
36:43Couple days ago
36:44Freak of nature
36:46Why didn't you call me?
36:47Well, I knew you guys were starting the whole college adventure
36:50And I didn't want to, um, you know, help you move
36:55I missed you
36:57How was your trip?
36:58Is America nice?
36:59I hear it's nice
37:01There are some purple mountains, Majesty, I'm gonna have to say
37:04What'd you do? What'd you see?
37:07Well...
37:09Tell me
37:11Grand Canyon
37:13Saw the Grand Canyon
37:15Well, I saw the movie Grand Canyon on cable
37:18Really lame
37:20Huh?
37:22Basically, I got as far as Oxnard and the engine fell out of my car
37:26And that was literally
37:28So I ended up washing dishes at the fabulous ladies nightclub
37:32For about a month and a half while I tried to pay for the repairs
37:36No one really bothered me or even spoke to me
37:39Until one night when one of the male strippers called in sick
37:42And no power on this earth will make me tell you the rest of that story
37:46Suffice to say, I traded my car in for one that wasn't entirely made of rust
37:51Came trundling back home to the arms of my loving parents
37:54Everything was exactly as it was
37:56Except I sleep in the basement and I have to pay rent
38:00How's college?
38:02Male strippers
38:04No power on this earth
38:06Okay
38:08College is good
38:10Okay, once more with even less feeling
38:13No, really
38:15I mean, Willow's in heaven
38:18And Oz has this really cool house off campus with the band
38:22And you're sitting here alone at the Brahms
38:24Looking like you just got diagnosed with cancer of the puppy
38:29No, it's just
38:33There was this vampire and she took me down
38:36And I just...
38:38I don't know how to stop her
38:40Then where's the gang?
38:42Avengers assemble, let's get it going
38:44No, I don't want to bug them
38:46I mean, they're just starting school
38:49They don't need this
38:51Okay, Buff, what's the what here?
38:57It's just
39:01What if I can't cut it?
39:03Can't cut what? Slaying?
39:07Slaying everything
39:12Buffy, this is all about fear
39:15It's understandable, but you can't let it control you
39:19Fear leads to anger
39:22Anger leads to hate
39:25Hate leads to anger
39:28No, wait, hold on
39:31Fear leads to hate
39:33Hate leads to the dark side
39:36Hold on, no
39:39First you get the women
39:41Then you get the money
39:43Then you...
39:45Okay, can we forget that?
39:48Thanks for the Dadaist pep talk
39:50I feel much more abstract now
39:52The point is, you're Buffy
39:56Yeah, maybe in high school I was Buffy
39:59And now in college you're Betty Louise?
40:02Yeah, I'm Betty Louise Plotnick, East Cupcake, Illinois
40:07I might as well be
40:12Buffy
40:15I've gone through some fairly dark times in my life
40:19Faced some scary things
40:22Among them, the kitchen at the fabulous ladies' nightclub
40:26Let me tell you something
40:28When it's dark and I'm all alone
40:31And I'm scared or freaked out or whatever
40:35I always think, what would Buffy do?
40:41You're my hero
40:45Okay, sometimes when it's dark and I'm all alone
40:49I think, what is Buffy wearing?
40:51That'd be one of those things you never ever tell me about
40:55It's a deal
40:59Let's put this bitch in the ground
41:02What do you say?
41:08I think...
41:11I say thank you
41:14And nothing says thank you like dollars in the waistband
41:19Okay, what do we do first?
41:25Kids disappearing every year
41:28Not too many, just enough so that everyone thinks they have been left
41:33I can't believe the vampires took your stuff
41:36Murder, I expect, but petty larceny seems so... petty
41:41They have to be keeping it somewhere
41:43On campus or at least nearby
41:47Hey, how far back do the disappearances go?
41:53They weren't too common before 82
41:57Match number, check this out
42:02Psi Theta loses its charter
42:05Building to be closed for renovation
42:071982
42:09Look at this
42:11The former Psi Theta fraternity house lies dormant
42:13While zoning issues drag on before the city council
42:16We have a winner
42:18Looks pretty sherry
42:20Yep, for a little reconnaissance
42:23You mean where we all sculpt and paint and stuff?
42:26No, that was the renaissance
42:29Oh, I've had a really long week
42:32Let's go look at the house
42:39Oh
42:55Score
43:02Oh, that's my skirt
43:05You're never gonna fit in it with those hips
43:08We have to kill them
43:10We need weapons
43:12I don't see my weapons junk down there
43:14It was right by my bed
43:17Mr. Gordo?
43:23Go to my room
43:25If it's not there, try Willow's
43:27I'll keep an eye
43:29My diary?
43:31Uh-oh, Score
43:35I'll hurry
43:39Oh
43:44Laugh all you want
43:46This time we play it my way
43:48And the rules are gonna be just a little different
43:56Oh
44:02Oh
44:05Say
44:07Don't I know you from beating the crap out of you?
44:12I just thought I'd drop in
44:16Get it?
44:18Drop in
44:20Boy
44:22Tough room
44:24I must say, you've really got me now
44:26I mean, this is a diabolical plan
44:29Throw yourself at my feet with a broken arm and no weapons of any kind?
44:33How am I gonna get out of this one?
44:35You got a nice setup here
44:37But you made one mistake
44:39What was that?
44:41Well, I'm not actually positive
44:44But statistically speaking, people usually make it
44:46Ow!
44:48Seemed kind of weird
44:50Yeah, weird's a pretty good word for it
44:52Buffy wouldn't just take off
44:54That's just not in her nature
44:57Except for that one time she disappeared for several months in January
45:02Disappeared for several months and changed her name
45:04But there were circumstances then
45:06There's no circumstances
45:09Does Buffy have a history of emotional problems?
45:12Because on my request form I was pretty specific about a stable non-smoker
45:16I don't think this is her handwriting
45:19But there were circumstances
45:23We've probably been so wrapped up in our own petty lives
45:27We totally missed the circumstances
45:30We're bad friends
45:32Well, let's think this through
45:34How can you be so calm?
45:37Long, arduous hours of practice
45:40Now either Buffy took off or she was robbed or...
45:44It's a prank!
45:45Xander!
45:47How are my guys?
45:53I don't know you, do I?
45:55No
45:56This is very intrusive, isn't it?
45:58A little bit
46:00Xander
46:01Kathy
46:03Do we hug?
46:05I think we're too manly
46:07What's a prank?
46:08Prank?
46:09Oh, the room
46:11Well, some friends of Buffy's played a funny joke and they took her stuff
46:14And now she wants us to help get it back
46:16From her friends who sleep all day and have no tans
46:20Oh, those friends
46:23Funny guys
46:27They took the chest
46:29Well, let's go
46:31Let's go to our friend
46:32It's nice meeting you, Kathy
46:33You too
46:35Let's go to Will's, get supplies
46:37Is Buffy in danger?
46:39She's in a holding pattern
46:40We've got some time
46:50Oh, and this
46:52This is my favorite item
46:55You don't want to touch that
47:05You know, this arm's not looking so good
47:08It might have to come off
47:10You want to know the truth?
47:12I only need one
47:22This is starting to suck
47:53No
48:01When you look back at this
48:03In the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust
48:05I think you'll find the mistake
48:07Is touching my stuff
48:14What about breaking your arm?
48:17How does that feel?
48:19Let me answer that question with a headbutt
48:23No
48:30And for the record
48:32The arm is hurt
48:35It's not broken
48:42Hey, buff
48:44Need a hand?
48:46No, thanks
48:53No
49:01So, all that other stuff in there
49:04That's just going to sit in there, right?
49:06I mean, no one owns it in the strictest sense
49:09It seems wrong somehow
49:11Dibs on the rowing machine
49:13Buffy
49:17Hi, Giles
49:18What's with the arsenal?
49:20I've been awake all night
49:22I know I'm supposed to teach you self-reliance
49:25But I can't leave you out there to fight alone
49:28To hell with what's right
49:30I'm ready to back you up
49:32Let's find the evil and fight it together
49:37Great, thanks
49:39We'll get right on that
49:42The evil is this way?
49:44My room is
49:46Hey, Giles, can you get this box on top?
49:50So, college not so scary after all, huh?
49:54It's turning out to be a lot like high school
49:57Which I can handle
49:59At least I know what to expect
50:20Ow! Ow!
50:50You
51:21You
51:29Grr! Arrgh!