Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 4 Episode 2 Living Conditions
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00:00I haven't had a whole lot of time to think about life at UC Sunnydale.
00:04Wow.
00:05Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
00:08Have you met your roommate yet?
00:09No.
00:10Oh, hi!
00:12Hi. It's nice to meet you.
00:14Kathy, I just know that this whole year is going to be super fun.
00:19Oh! Oh!
00:22I'm sorry, I've forgotten my manners in all this concussion.
00:24I'm Riley. Are you girls taking intro psych, or...
00:27You've taken it?
00:28I'm a TA. I'll be helping the professor out.
00:30I'm Professor Walsh.
00:32Those of you who follow to my good graces will come to know me as Maggie.
00:36Those of you who don't will come to know me by the name my TAs use
00:40and think I don't know about, the evil bitch monster of death.
00:44Officially, you no longer have a watcher.
00:47Buffy, you know I'll always be here when you need me.
00:49You are going to have to take care of yourself.
00:52Oh!
00:57So, college done so scary after all, huh?
01:01It's turning out to be a lot like high school.
01:04I can handle it.
01:06At least I know what to expect.
01:08Wow, this music is so... so...
01:12I know. This song is super fun, isn't it?
01:16You bet.
01:18It just gets funner and funner every time you play it.
01:23Going out?
01:25Yeah.
01:27I'm going to the library.
01:29You're going to the library?
01:31Yeah.
01:33I'm going to the library.
01:35I'm going to the library.
01:37Yeah.
01:39I'm seriously caffeine deprived.
01:41Figured I'd head down to the grotto and get a jolt and do some studying.
01:46Oh, it's late. Won't you be up all night?
01:49Oh, yeah, but it's cool.
01:52I'm sort of an up kind of night person.
01:59I mentioned that, right?
02:01I guess I just didn't realize you'd be coming and going at all hours.
02:04Well, not that I mind.
02:06I'm just surprised.
02:08I'll be quiet as a mouse.
02:10I promise.
02:12Okay.
02:14Oh, say, Buffy.
02:16I wanted to show you this little system I implemented.
02:22Oh, goody.
02:23System.
02:24Just log every call you make in here,
02:26and that way when the bill comes, it won't be a problem.
02:29Because I figure...
02:31Stitch in time.
02:32Catches the worm.
02:34Okay.
02:36You bet.
02:38Okay, then.
02:41Also,
02:43I noticed that some of my milk was missing.
02:46Did you...
02:48Oh, yeah, actually, I did.
02:50I meant to...
02:51No, it's totally okay.
02:52I was just wondering.
02:54Yeah, I was making my coffee, and I just...
02:56Buffy, it's fine.
02:58I just wanted to make sure...
03:04That we didn't have a thief or something.
03:08Like who?
03:10Sid the Wily Darien Gnome?
03:12I don't know.
03:14It's no big deal.
03:16I mean, please, feel free.
03:18Okay.
03:20I'm really sorry.
03:22I have to...
03:24Have a good time?
03:26Yeah.
03:28You too.
03:30With the ironing.
03:33Mm-hmm.
03:46So you had trouble getting past Kathy?
03:48Yeah.
03:50She made big with the questions.
03:52And you thought your days
03:54of sneaking out of your room were over.
03:56No such luck.
03:58Kathy's nice, Mom,
04:00but she's...
04:02She's sort of...
04:04I don't know, like mini-Mom
04:06of Momdonia.
04:08Wait.
04:10Did you just hear something?
04:12I'm chewing my gum kind of loud.
04:14That's not it.
04:16My sneakers are squeaky.
04:18I'm looking for something lurky here, Will.
04:20No.
04:24Sorry, no.
04:26Darn.
04:28I choose a little play tonight.
04:30That VH1 all day sort of put me on edge.
04:32Oh, Kathy's still spinning the divas?
04:34Because it's the funnest.
04:38It's no big.
04:40College is a time of change, right?
04:42I bet before too long
04:44she'll be trip-hopping all over the place.
04:46Yeah.
04:48I mean, this whole dorm thing
04:50is just an adjustment we need to make.
04:52You know?
04:54I mean, my roomie is kind of
04:56challenging, too.
04:58And what are we, if not women,
05:00up to a challenge?
05:02Exactly.
05:04I mean, did we not put the grr in girl?
05:06Well, here's where I get off.
05:08Say hey to Oz for me.
05:10Happy hunting.
05:12Wish me monsters.
05:58Grr.
06:28Grr.
06:47Will?
06:49Will?
06:57All right.
06:59Why don't you quit hiding
07:01and come out and face me like a...
07:03thing?
07:05Hey!
07:07I caught you.
07:09Is everything okay?
07:11Oh, everything's super.
07:13I just decided a decaf latte
07:15sounded like heaven after all.
07:19So you're coming along.
07:21You're not.
07:23This way you don't have to walk these spooky paths
07:25alone.
07:27Great.
07:29That's just
07:31great.
07:35This is neat, isn't it?
07:37The fresh air,
07:39the trees...
07:41Ah!
07:49Grr.
07:51Grr.
07:53Grr.
07:55Grr.
07:57Grr.
07:59Grr.
08:01Grr.
08:03Grr.
08:05Grr.
08:07What the blizzard
08:09was that all about?
08:11Uh, he, um,
08:13tried to take my backpack.
08:15What were you thinking,
08:17taking him on like that?
08:19Oh, I...
08:21I don't know. I guess I
08:23panicked.
08:25I mean, it's just you could have gotten hurt or something.
08:27God,
08:29and look at my sweater.
08:31It's ruined.
08:33Yeah. Sorry about that.
08:35Here.
08:37We'll go get you cleaned up.
08:47Grr.
09:03Boring.
09:05Boring.
09:07No.
09:09No.
09:13Heh.
09:15You run?
09:18And jump.
09:20And bend.
09:22And occasionally frolic.
09:25Okay.
09:27And, uh, what's with motorbike and scooter magazine?
09:30Congratulations. You found me out.
09:33I'm a mod jogger.
09:35Okay, you're not having one of those midlife things, are you?
09:38Because I'm still going ish from the last time you tried to recapture your youth.
09:42Buffy.
09:43Sorry.
09:45All right.
09:47Demon, last night.
09:49Made with the pummeling, but he got away.
09:51What sort of demon?
09:53Um, he had a cloak on.
09:55And glowy green eyes.
09:57And his skin had that, like, super bad fake robot tan.
10:02Translate?
10:04Orangey.
10:07Anything else?
10:09My roommate Kathy was there.
10:11She didn't see anything.
10:15You took your roommate patrolling with you?
10:18Well, I invited the whole dorm, but she was the only one that could make it.
10:24I told her I was going for coffee, and she decided to tag along.
10:29Right. Well, we should discourage her from that habit.
10:32So from what you describe, I'm not familiar with the creature,
10:35but I'll look into it and give you a ring when I've found something.
10:39You know, it's nice out here.
10:41Yes, I take my tea out here sometimes.
10:44What are you doing today?
10:47It's a big day for me, actually.
10:49A friend of mine recently acquired an original Gutenberg demonography,
10:53and it suddenly occurs to me that you've never once asked me what my day's plans were,
10:57which would lead me to inquire whether you're feeling entirely yourself.
11:01It's not true.
11:03I ask about you all the time.
11:08Okay, well, maybe the words don't actually make it out of my mouth, but I think about it.
11:13And it's appreciated.
11:15This doesn't explain why you're hanging around here instead of brushing off as usual.
11:21It's no big.
11:23I just figured I'd hang here, you know, until my roommate goes to class.
11:30Ah, I see.
11:33I know, it's probably just me having a bitch attack.
11:36But it's not me.
11:39Buffy, living with somebody is never easy, especially for an only child.
11:44Just listen to me, okay?
11:46When she sharpens her pencils, she measures them with a ruler to make sure they're all the same size.
11:51Which is fussy, I agree.
11:53But everybody has their idiosyncrasies.
11:56You'd do well to learn to tolerate them.
11:59You'd end up an old lady who can only live with cats.
12:04Something like that.
12:07Okay, you know what? You're right.
12:09Take a mental pic.
12:11This is the new Buffy.
12:13Kinder, gentler, roommate extraordinaire.
12:30Hmm.
12:32Ah.
12:59Hmm.
13:29Hmm.
13:31Hmm.
13:56Ex-boyfriend or lone shark?
14:01Excuse me?
14:03The person you're hiding from.
14:06Oh. Both.
14:09Ugly breakup.
14:12I'm sorry, I just cut you off.
14:14No, stay, stay.
14:16I'll watch your back.
14:26Freshman, huh?
14:28Is it that obvious?
14:30There are signs.
14:32For instance, people who've been around for a while know how to use their dining hall card.
14:37That's not for food?
14:39Work it right, and you can get three meals worth.
14:42Which equals fewer punch cards used annually.
14:45And more cash from Dad that you get to keep for yourself.
14:48Right.
14:50The goal is to polish off as much as humanly possible in one sitting.
14:54Enough to get you through the rest of the day, if necessary.
14:57While chipmunking items for future consumption...
15:00Ah. Got it.
15:03Excess dry goods fit nicely in a backpack or your pocket.
15:08The wetter items, macaronis, your turkey loaf, then you're in a ziplock.
15:14It's not for beginners.
15:17I'll just take it slow.
15:28Thanks.
15:30So...
15:32So, those are my...
15:35Are you...
15:37Oh, no, I have someone waiting.
15:40Otherwise, I'd...
15:43Parker Abrams.
15:45I'm at Kresge Hall.
15:47Buffy Summers.
15:49Stevenson.
15:51Okay.
15:53Well, I'll see you around, Buffy Summers of Stevenson.
15:58See ya, Parker Abrams.
16:09Hey. Say hi to non-college guy.
16:14Not that I mind, but don't non-college guys usually populate the non-campus?
16:19Usually. Just thought I'd come around and check on my girls.
16:24And eat off my plate.
16:26What's the deal, Zand? Parents not feeding you?
16:29Sure they do.
16:31For a price.
16:33So, spill.
16:35What was that all about?
16:37Cutie patootie.
16:39I don't know. Nothing serious, I think.
16:42Just random adorableness.
16:44No, a technique I know well.
16:47If you like the girl with your best shot, then Asta.
16:51Gotta respect the drive-by.
16:53Low rejection, fond memories.
16:57That looked like more than that to me. He got all googly-eyed.
17:02That's because he got hit by the Buffinator.
17:05Now he's powerless.
17:07You think?
17:09No question. He'll be back.
17:12So what else is up with the Buff?
17:16No. I did get jumped by a demon of non-specific origin last night.
17:21Yeah? Something apocalypsy?
17:24Do we need to assemble the Scooby gang?
17:28No, but thank you for asking.
17:31I just got way too excited, didn't I?
17:34You just need to get out of the basement a little more there, Zand.
17:37Hi, everybody.
17:41Squeeze in.
17:45You all know my roomie, Kathy.
17:48Hi. Hi, Kathy.
17:54Is that my sweater?
17:57I didn't think you'd mind. I mean, you got mine all muddy.
18:00I was saving you from a...
18:02Bear!
18:04Mugger.
18:07It's not a problem, is it?
18:10I mean, I figure we're almost like sisters now,
18:13living together and everything.
18:19No, it's...
18:21It's fine.
18:23I just wished you'd asked.
18:27So, where are you from, Kathy?
18:30Nebraska, originally.
18:32Ah, yes.
18:34Big Sky Country.
18:41What?
18:48I mean, can you believe her?
18:50I mean, first she acts like she has sit privileges at my lunch table
18:53just because some computer decided to make us cellmates.
18:57I'm sure it's not easy for her, but she's not like you.
19:01She doesn't know anybody here.
19:03Fine, but what about my sweater?
19:05You can't believe the stuff that I have to put up with.
19:08I guess it's hard.
19:11But I'm sure the sweater thing was an accident.
19:14I don't know. I don't think I can take another penny of this.
19:18Let me just come back from the bathroom. I'll call you back.
19:27Don't forget to lock those holes.
19:38Okay.
20:09No.
20:23No!
20:25Who left their gum here?
20:29Gum gnome?
20:31It wasn't me. It had to be somebody, Buffy.
20:35I don't know.
20:38I don't know.
21:08Do you always make that noise when you sleep?
21:20So then after the scorpion, the demon opened my mouth
21:24and sucked some kind of weird light out of me.
21:27And the worst part?
21:29I wake up and there's Kathy staring at me like I'm some kind of freak.
21:33Well, actually, the worst part,
21:35is the demon pouring the blood down your throat.
21:38Me, too. I would vote for that, too.
21:41But that's just a dream, and this Kathy thing is real.
21:44And all she cared about was that her precious sleep had been disturbed.
21:48Perhaps it would be more productive to examine your dreams,
21:54determine their meaning.
21:57You can read dreams? That's neat.
22:01Giles, Kathy. Kathy, Giles.
22:04He's our grown-up friend. Not in a creepy way.
22:09Nice to meet you, Kathy.
22:11Ditto. Maybe you can read the dream I had last night.
22:15There was, like, this monster, and he sat on me,
22:18and he did all this stuff to me.
22:20Stuff like scorpions and Bloody Mary minus the Mary?
22:24That's it. How'd you know?
22:26Well, I'm a good guesser. Me, too.
22:28And I'm guessing that you need to be on your way to class, right, Kat?
22:32Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
22:36And guess what? You were next to it.
22:40You know, I do need to dash.
22:42My whole schedule's off because someone kept me up all night.
22:46Well, it's been fun. Toodles.
22:49Toodles!
22:55You know what this means?
22:57Yes. Not only does she take my sweater,
23:00but now she has to horn in on my dreams.
23:03She is the most ever mooch.
23:05Oh, I haven't even gotten to the floss.
23:08Murphy, focus, please.
23:11If Kathy and you are having the same nightmares,
23:14chances are something happened to you both
23:17when you met the demon in the woods.
23:19So we need to figure out if this ritual they're dreaming about
23:22has some special use or meaning.
23:25Cool.
23:27If you guys can do the brain thing, I'm going to go to class.
23:31Which could also be construed as the brain thing.
23:34Not when you're minoring in napping 101.
23:40OK, so that was the evil twin, right?
23:43Because she was bordering on Cordelia-esque.
23:46Well, she's definitely pushing the stress meter on this Kathy thing.
23:50I concur that she's not herself,
23:53but, you know, learning to live with someone
23:56can be a challenge.
23:58And she hasn't been sleeping.
24:01Right, then.
24:03Nothing to get too concerned about.
24:06Still, let me know if she hits the red zone.
24:13Yes.
24:27Oleg Vino.
24:29Iliko.
24:31Dracula.
24:33Juwak.
24:35Karakbenga Maglaka.
24:37Magulam.
24:39Zapatich.
24:57Oh, yeah.
25:09Lots of popular artists you don't get their piece.
25:12Madonna, Whitney.
25:14So totally true.
25:16Parker?
25:18Hey.
25:20I just stopped by to say...
25:22that.
25:24To...
25:27You know, to maximize your dining-hall exports.
25:31They're heavy-duty.
25:33Bless Richard Gard.
25:35That's so...
25:37Parker was just gonna leave his number and go,
25:40but we just started talking.
25:42It was such a blast, but the time just flew.
25:45Time, really?
25:47How much time?
25:49I'm not sure.
25:51We sort of got caught up talking red wings.
25:53It turns out Kathy's a closet hockey fan.
25:55I think it's the violence.
25:57Quit it.
25:59I told you that was just between us.
26:01It could be the sweaty men.
26:04Look, if you two are gonna rest,
26:06do you mind taking it outside?
26:08I have a lot of work to do.
26:10Sorry.
26:12I didn't realize.
26:14Oh.
26:16Parker, wait.
26:18Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
26:20You know, it's totally cool. I should go anyway.
26:23It was great of you to stop by.
26:26Maybe we could do it another time.
26:30Another time, for sure.
26:34Bye, Kathy.
26:36Bye. See ya.
26:46I wouldn't have killed you to be nice, you know.
26:49Looked like you were being nice enough for the both of us.
26:52I wasn't moving in on your territory,
26:55if that's what you mean.
26:57Right.
26:59Just like you didn't destroy my sweater.
27:15I'm cold.
27:17Well, I'm hot. Deal with it.
27:20Do you know what your problem is, Buffy?
27:22You?
27:24Hardly.
27:26Your problem is, you're spoiled.
27:28Maybe the world revolved around you where you used to live,
27:31but it's share time now.
27:33Share time, huh?
27:35Fine. I'll show you share time.
27:48You're worried about her.
27:50Yeah, both of them.
27:53I mean, what kind of demon runs around
27:56putting ooky blood dreams into people's heads?
28:00Like some kind of nightmare fairy.
28:03It's not right.
28:05It's not right.
28:07It's not right.
28:09It's not right.
28:11It's not right.
28:13It's not right.
28:15It's not right.
28:18Well, I'm against it.
28:20And Buffy's completely being not herself.
28:24If it wasn't for this English paper,
28:26I'd be there right now,
28:28home, listening, doing the girly best friend thing.
28:34Well, I can do that.
28:36You can?
28:38Well, I'm not saying we'll braid each other's hair, probably.
28:41But, you know, I can hang with her
28:43She's going over the edge.
28:44You're the best.
28:46Oh, she's probably patrolling by now.
28:49Check around the Science Center.
28:52If you need me, I'll be...
28:57at the library.
29:13Okay.
29:36So then Kathy's like,
29:38It's share time.
29:39And I'm like, Oh yeah?
29:40Share this.
29:43So either you hit her
29:45or you did your wacky mime routine for her.
29:48Well, I didn't do either, actually.
29:51But she deserved it, don't you think?
29:53Nobody deserves mime, Buffy.
29:56Well, Kathy does.
29:58She deserves to be locked in an invisible box
30:01and blown away by an imaginary wind and...
30:04Forced to wear a binding unitard?
30:06Yeah, the itchy kind.
30:08It's perfect.
30:09Just here to help.
30:11Which I appreciate.
30:13But you've never come on routine patrol with me before, Oz.
30:18So what's the deal?
30:20You seem more interesting than homework.
30:23As long as it's an elective.
30:25I can handle myself alone, you know?
30:28Not in question.
30:30Good.
30:31So then I go to the refrigerator, right?
30:34And the label queen has managed to put...
30:36Just a...
30:37Just a thought, Buffy.
30:38Buffy, do you think that all this ranting
30:40is scaring away potential demons?
30:42You're right.
30:44Oh!
30:45She's even affecting my work now.
30:48She's the Titanic.
30:50She's a crawling black cancer.
30:55She's...
30:56Other really bad things.
30:59On the plus side, you killed the bench,
31:01which was looking shifty.
31:05This isn't funny, Oz.
31:07Something has to be done.
31:13Agreed.
32:37I'm going to bed.
33:08Oh!
33:29Oh, geez.
33:34I do what I can, but Buffy's difficult.
33:36I mean, she's secretive, for one thing.
33:38She comes and goes at all hours of the night.
33:40She leaves her gum all over the place.
33:43It sounds like things are rough,
33:45but don't you want to be talking to Buffy about this?
33:49I would, but she's so touchy about all kinds of weird stuff.
33:53I mean, sometimes I get the feeling
33:55that she is not quite normal, you know?
33:58Well...
33:59Normal is relative, right?
34:07Later, okay?
34:14Why were you talking to her?
34:16Buffy, come on, we were just saying hi.
34:19Yeah, that's what she wants you to think.
34:22Buffy, this has to stop.
34:24I mean, I get it.
34:26I have a sucky roomie, too, but you just have to deal.
34:32You're right.
34:34I've been thinking a lot about this,
34:36and it's clear to me now.
34:39Good. That's better.
34:41Kathy's evil.
34:43I'm an evil fighter.
34:45It's simple.
34:47I'm gonna have to kill her.
34:56You have to kill her?
34:59Don't you think you could just switch rooms or something?
35:04I would, but it's not just me in danger from Kathy.
35:08Look.
35:13Toenails?
35:14Evil toenails.
35:17I took them off the floor last night when she was in the bathroom.
35:20She thought I was asleep.
35:22Good thinking, because in the middle of the night,
35:24those toenails could have attacked you
35:26with little half-moon marks all over your body.
35:29Don't be ridiculous.
35:31The point is, I measured them before I fell asleep,
35:34and again this morning.
35:36And they grew.
35:38After they were cut.
35:40That's a demon thing.
35:42She has to be eliminated.
35:44Of course. It makes sense now.
35:47But you better show those bad puppies to Giles
35:50before you do anything, just to be sure.
35:53Absolutely.
35:55I wouldn't do anything crazy.
35:57You hurry on to Giles.
35:59I'll hang here and keep an eye on Kathy.
36:02Great. Good.
36:05Thanks, Will.
36:16Giles, I just talked to Buffy,
36:19and, yeah, I think she's feeling a little insane.
36:24No, not bitchy crazy.
36:26More like homicidal maniac crazy.
36:30So I told her to come see you, okay?
36:36Giles?
36:41Anybody home?
36:47Hello?
36:50What are you guys doing?
36:52This is ridiculous.
36:54Buffy, this hurts me more than it hurts you.
36:57Not yet, but it will.
36:59Don't say that.
37:01Oh, please don't say that.
37:03We're doing this to stop you from making a terrible mistake.
37:10Clearly, something is amiss.
37:13Yeah, something's amiss here, amiss Kathy Newman.
37:16Giles, look at my bag.
37:18Look at the bottom pocket of my bag.
37:21She has parts that keep growing after they're detached.
37:25She irons her jeans.
37:27She's evil.
37:29She has to be destroyed.
37:31I fear the demon that Buffy met in the woods has somehow possessed her.
37:35Light FM. Love songs.
37:37Nothing but love songs.
37:39You think?
37:41You stay and watch her.
37:43I know a spell that will make the possessing demon reveal itself
37:47so that we can fight it,
37:49but I need to get some supplies from the magic shop.
37:52Buffy, I...
37:55See you around.
38:06Can I come in?
38:08Sure.
38:10Sure.
38:14Where's Buffy?
38:16I don't know exactly,
38:19but I've been thinking
38:21it might be a good idea for you and Buffy
38:24to give each other some apart time.
38:28In fact, you might want to be apart before she gets back.
38:33What do you mean?
38:35I should leave the room?
38:37Why should I go?
38:39It's not fair, I know.
38:41You bet it's not fair.
38:43Having to live with someone who's obviously troubled.
38:46Someone who so clearly needs to be in a home, not in a dorm.
38:51I don't know about that.
38:53Buffy's going through something, yes, but...
38:56I wouldn't put it past her to drop out or take off or something.
38:59Do something horrible to herself.
39:01Herself?
39:02Or worse.
39:04She's capable of it, you know.
39:06You can see it in those shifty little eyes of hers.
39:10One of these days she might even push somebody too far.
39:18Hello?
39:21It's us.
39:24Hi.
39:26You did?
39:28She's at Jaws? Okay.
39:32You know,
39:34after taking that really short phone call,
39:37I realized you are so right.
39:39I mean, it's not fair to make you leave your own room.
39:43So you're good.
39:45You just stay right there, okay?
39:50I can't believe this.
39:52After all that we've been through together,
39:54and you guys won't believe me when I tell you that Kathy is bad.
39:57We want to, Buff. It's just...
40:00Shh. Don't engage.
40:04I don't know if I tightened those ropes enough.
40:08Well, then we better go over there and check them.
40:17Oh, dear God.
40:22Avoid the legs.
40:26Avoid the legs.
40:35Nope. Not tight enough.
40:51Kathy.
40:54Buffy.
40:58I think we need to talk. Don't you?
41:02Absolutely.
41:05Let's talk.
41:09Oops.
41:11Look what I did.
41:17Look what I did.
41:31I knew it!
42:02Quit it!
42:04I knew it. I knew you were one of those demon things.
42:07You know, why don't you just stuff it and let me finish my ritual?
42:10Ritual?
42:11The ritual of Mok'tagar,
42:13a race of trans-dimensional demons
42:15involves the forced ingestion of animal blood
42:18while the victim slumbers.
42:21Buffy's nightmares...
42:23Were real.
42:24Look, I'm sorry, okay?
42:26I left my dimension to go to college,
42:28and they sent these guys after me.
42:30While the Mok'tagar can assume many forms and guises,
42:33including human,
42:34they can always be recognized by others of their kind
42:38due to the lack of a soul.
42:40So I'm borrowing yours?
42:42Without even asking.
42:44Tonight, when they come looking for me,
42:46they'll take the one without a soul.
42:48Well, thank God I don't have to watch you floss anymore.
42:51And I won't have to live with a slob!
42:59No!
43:21It's share time, Buffy.
43:29Fine!
43:30Then let's start with my sweater!
43:48Why couldn't Giles have shackles
43:51like any self-respecting bachelor?
43:54Guys, I just saw Kathy, and she's after...
43:57Oh, my God, are you okay?
43:59Yeah.
44:00Buffy's got a pretty good lead on us, though.
44:02I'll call Kathy. Tell her to get out of there.
44:05All you had to do was write down
44:09your pulse!
44:12No answer.
44:13Toenails!
44:16Buffy was right.
44:18Kathy's toenails not only keep growing after they've been cut,
44:21they actually regenerate if they're destroyed.
44:24And that's a demon thing?
44:26Oh, unequivocally, yes.
44:29Where is Buffy?
44:33Oh, dear. We have even less time than I feared.
44:37I've looked up unknown regenerating demons,
44:40and only one species practices the ritual
44:43that Buffy's been seeing in her sleep.
44:45It's used to steal the soul from a human body.
44:48Wait, are you saying that Buffy's been doing a Linda Blair-ness
44:52because Kathy's been sucking her soul?
44:54I believe so, yes. Excuse me, please.
44:56So Buffy was right all along.
44:58Lead her on. Big remorse.
45:00Now, I've found a spell that should reverse
45:04the soul-transfer procedure immediately.
45:07Willow and I will perform it at once.
45:09Leaving Xander and me to help Buffy in the flesh.
45:13Hear me.
45:14Elders of the upper reaches.
45:16Elders of the lower reaches.
45:19Elders of the dry land.
45:21Elders of the river flats.
45:25Aha.
45:43Do you mind?
45:45People are trying to study.
45:55Patience, I beseech you.
45:57The soul abstracted. Let it revert to its true seat.
46:02Windows open. Happy?
46:12Open up. Let me finish.
46:15Let it be finished.
46:17Let the unnatural vessel be emptied.
46:19Let the essence be returned to its original host.
46:24No!
46:36How did you...
46:38How did you...
46:44How did you...
46:47How did you kill me?
46:52I knew that far.
46:54Who could have done this to you?
46:56I tripped my hand.
46:58It took me a long time to recover.
47:09Enough.
47:11Enough of this nonsense.
47:38No!
47:56How's that?
47:58Go to the left.
48:01There. Perfect.
48:04I'm so glad you're here, Will.
48:06I can already feel all that bad Cathy karma just draining away.
48:10About that? The Cathy thing?
48:13I'm sorry I doubted you.
48:16You're completely forgiven.
48:18I mean, you had reason to doubt.
48:21Except for the soul-sucking thing.
48:23I bet Cathy was pretty regular, as far as roomies go.
48:27That's a pretty big except.
48:30I guess.
48:32I'm just glad that it was Cathy's demony ways making me no fun Buffy.
48:36I always thought I was pretty easygoing, you know?
48:39It's not like I have the big issues.
48:41I don't burn incense or...
48:43You gonna finish this?
49:02I'm so glad you're here, Will.
49:04I'm sorry I doubted you.
49:06I bet Cathy was pretty regular, as far as roomies go.
49:09That's a pretty big except.
49:11I guess.
49:13I'm just glad you're here, Will.
49:15I'm sorry I doubted you.
49:17It's not like I have the big issues.
49:19I don't burn incense or...
49:21You gonna finish this?
49:23It's not like I have the big issues.
49:25I'm sorry I doubted you.
49:27It's not like I have the big issues.
49:29It's not like I have the big issues.
49:35Grr! Arg!