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00:00Ah, Vijay, ah!
00:03Move!
00:09Vijay!
00:11Hey, Vijay!
00:25Today, on stage is Karthik's mother.
00:29I am his mother.
00:32And in front of me is Egypt's mother.
00:40Looks like, brother,
00:42today we have come to the Great Indian Mummy Show.
00:50Show, show, show, show.
00:52Show, show, show.
00:57Show, show, show.
01:00Thank you, family, say.
01:02And to all the people who have come,
01:05Namaskar.
01:07Sat Sri Akal.
01:09Aadab.
01:11Kem show.
01:13Haan.
01:20Kedo hal haan, kedo hal haan.
01:23Kedo hal haan.
01:26Vanakam haan.
01:28Vanakam, vanakam.
01:32Bas ho gaya.
01:33Bas ho gaya.
01:38Namaskar ho gaya, bhai.
01:39Namaskar ho gaya, namaskar ho gaya.
01:43Sattar minutes.
01:46Sattar minutes.
01:47Bina ruke lagataar,
01:49mera bhai namaste bol sakta hai.
01:52Isi liye ise,
01:53rokhna partha.
01:57Rukhum.
01:59Rukhum.
02:00Rukhum.
02:06Dekh rahe hain na.
02:07Mane kaha tha ke mere Karan, Arjun.
02:13Mane kaha tha ke mere Karan, Arjun.
02:15Aage, wo aage hain.
02:17Dharti ka seena cheer ke aaye hain.
02:19Yeh, yeh, yeh.
02:21Yeh, kya laga rakha hai.
02:22Bar bar, dharti ka seena cheer kar aayenge.
02:24Dharti ka seena cheer kar aayenge.
02:26Hum tumhare bachche hain,
02:27ya mooli ke bachche hain.
02:37Hum kya mooli ke bachche hain?
02:38I don't know.
02:39Jo rojh subah dharti ka seena cheer kar aaye hain.
02:41Dharti ka seena cheer kar.
02:55I don't like this shit, man.
02:56I don't like this shit.
03:02Dekh rahe hain aap,
03:03kaise nikam mein bachche hain mere.
03:05Inse maine kaha hain,
03:06ke Durjan se
03:07badla leke aao.
03:08Aaj tak badla nahi leke aao.
03:09Aaj tak badla hai,
03:10ya dahi hai,
03:11jo rojh subah lene jayenge.
03:14Perfect.
03:16Aapki mummy ne aapse kaha,
03:18ke degree leke aao.
03:19Haan.
03:20Toh aap engineer ban gaye.
03:21Haan.
03:22Yeh rojh subah uthke humein kehti hai,
03:24Durjan se badla leke aao,
03:25isliye hum
03:26gunte ban gaye hain.
03:29Gunte ban gaye hain.
03:35Kaise kismat hai mere.
03:37Saari zindagi mein,
03:38thoop mein,
03:39logon ke kapde silti rahi.
03:41Taaki inhe chhau me le,
03:43yeh chhau me rahein bas.
03:45D3 ki kamiya humein ho gayi hai,
03:46samjhi tum.
03:52Khud ka, khud ka, khud ka,
03:53poora hai iska.
03:56Tumhari ek baat bataun.
03:59Tumhari ek baat bataun.
04:06Tumhari ek baat bataun.
04:25Haan bete, kya bata raha hai?
04:27Main, main iski,
04:28iski,
04:29baat bataun chahato.
04:33Yeh pata hai,
04:34aunty,
04:34aunty,
04:35bachman mein paise bachane ke liye kya karti thi?
04:37Kya karti thi?
04:38Hum dono ko yeh kapil me le mein chhodaati thi.
04:40Ochha.
04:41Aur kehti thi,
04:42jalebi ki dukaan ke saamne khade hoke rote rehna,
04:45ke meri maa khogayi hai,
04:46meri maa khogayi hai,
04:47koi na koi tumhe jalebi khila ke chala jaayega.
04:53Aur phir,
04:54main aade ghante baad aaungi,
04:56aade ghante tak tum,
04:58kahaan rehti thi?
05:00Kahaan rehti thi?
05:03Kahaan rehti thi?
05:05Oh my God!
05:08Main bhi beta,
05:10main bhi jaake bhatura wale ke saamne rote thi,
05:13ke meri bache khogayi hai,
05:14toh koi na koi mujhe bhatura khila jaayega.
05:18I don't like this shit, man.
05:27Aur mein se kitne pratishan log sochta hai,
05:29ke unki mummy ab aise karte hai.
05:32I don't like this.
05:36Don't trouble your mother,
05:38trouble my mother.
06:02Please.
06:04Car gift se seekho beta.
06:06Apni maa ko car gift ki hai isne.
06:09Aur main isne kehati hoon,
06:11jaake lala se mere sona ke kangan lehao,
06:13peetal ke kangan lekar aaye.
06:15Aau toh kam se kam,
06:17humne tumhe peetal ke kangan diye.
06:19Unhone toh apni mummy ko,
06:21copper ki car diye.
06:23Wo bhi mini, mini copper.
06:25Hai.
06:28Hai ke nahin.
06:31Itni frustration mein itni cool kaise rehte hoon tum?
06:34Cool nahin sir.
06:36Cool nahin hoon.
06:38Thanda hoon.
06:40I don't like her.
06:42That's why.
06:44I don't like her.
06:46Aap kaise poora family milke,
06:48apne pet ka khayal rakhte hain,
06:50yeh jono milke mere ek pet ka khayal rakhte hain.
06:52Yeh jono milke mere ek pet ka khayal rakhte hain.
06:58Toh maa farak hota hai, maa farak hota hai.
07:01Kis cheez mein?
07:03Unka pet kathuri hai,
07:05tumhara pet patheela hai.
07:07Farak hota hai.
07:10Farak hota hai.
07:12Farak hota hai.
07:14Yeh mat khulo beta,
07:16yeh dono lote bhi usi patheela se nikla hai.
07:23Nice, nice, nice, nice.
07:26Aur main kaun sir bahot saara khaane ke liye maang rahe hoon?
07:29Mujhe bas chakna hota hai.
07:31Chakne ke saath soda bhi chahiye hota hai tumko.
07:33Adiya chahiye hota hai.
07:35Yeh dono, dono use karte hai.
07:38I don't like this shit, man.
07:44Superb!
07:49Karthik.
07:53Yeh...
08:03Krishna!
08:09Yeh aurat ameza kehti rahi,
08:11mere kangan chhudwa do, mere kangan chhudwa do.
08:14Kabhi yeh nahi kaha ke meri daru chhudwa do.
08:17Old monk kahin ki.
08:22Yeh...
08:26Yeh, yeh...
08:28Idhaara, idhaara...
08:29Yeh beta idhaara...
08:30Bol.
08:31Nahi, theek ke hai...
08:32Bol, theek ke hai, theek ke hai...
08:34Karthik se dhara seek kuch.
08:38Itn fyaar se Karthik ne.
08:42Babu nao kya rahe hai!
08:52Whoa, whoo!
09:02Whoo!
09:05These sons of mine are spreading like rabies.
09:10Learn from Karthik, son. Learn from Karthik.
09:14You raised and educated your parents to be doctors.
09:18Raised and educated!
09:22Who the fuck do you think you are?
09:28Cut it out.
09:29Son, my son!
09:30My son!
09:31My son!
09:32What's the matter with you?
09:33My son!
09:34What is it?
09:35My son!
09:36What, what...
09:37Who is it?
09:38What, what's the matter?
09:40My son, my son!
09:41My son!
09:42My son!
09:43My son!
09:44God damn it, my son!
09:45What the fuck is wrong with him?
09:46What the fuck did you say?
09:47What did you do?
09:48What did you do to him?
09:49What did you do to him?
09:50What did you do to him?
09:51Oh
10:21You