(December 1992) The Family Channel Commercials
Here are some commercials that aired during the Family Film Festival presentation of the miniseries 'King', and episodes of Big Brother Jake, That's My Dog!, and Manic Mansion:
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00:00:00♪♪
00:00:01You're watching FAMM.
00:00:04This portion sponsored by Tide Detergent.
00:00:07Hi.
00:00:08Hi.
00:00:09My binky blanket.
00:00:10Yeah, my dog must have gotten it off your clothes.
00:00:11Like, I'm really sorry.
00:00:12I tried to wash it, but look.
00:00:13Oh.
00:00:14Yeah, these grass stains won't ever come out now that it's been through the dryer.
00:00:15Let me pay for it.
00:00:16No, let me try this new Tide first.
00:00:21Introducing ultra-intensified new ultra-liquid Tide.
00:00:24With a little help from Tide, even dryer-set-in stains disappear without a trace.
00:00:27Hey, it's really clean.
00:00:28Mmm, thanks.
00:00:29If I'd have known about this Tide stuff, you wouldn't have known about the grass stains.
00:00:33New ultra-intensified liquid Tide.
00:00:35If it's gotta be clean, it's gotta be Tide.
00:00:38When you run out of ultra-liquid Tide, don't throw it away.
00:00:42Fill her up with a new ultra-liquid Tide refill.
00:00:46You're using less plastic.
00:00:48Less plastic is good for everyone.
00:00:50And saving money is good for you.
00:00:52One, two, one, two, three, four.
00:00:55Give me a break, give me a break.
00:00:58Break me off, it's that kick.
00:01:00Give me a break, give me a break.
00:01:02Break me off a bit, I'm in love.
00:01:08Introducing the new wave of air freshening.
00:01:10Airwick Airwaves, the advanced air freshening system.
00:01:13Turn it on.
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00:01:15Turn it up.
00:01:16Turn it up.
00:01:17Way up.
00:01:18Way up.
00:01:19Turn it down.
00:01:20Turn it down.
00:01:21Way down.
00:01:22Way down.
00:01:23Turn it off.
00:01:24The freshness that goes on and on.
00:01:26Airwick Airwaves.
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00:01:35Airwick Airwaves, the advanced air freshening system.
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00:02:42on the Walters, weeknights at 7, 6 Central, on the Family Channel.
00:02:47Still no snow, huh?
00:02:51Uh-uh.
00:02:52I bet I can make it snow.
00:02:54Yeah.
00:02:55Uh-huh.
00:02:56Have you had hot cocoa?
00:02:57No.
00:02:58Well, no wonder.
00:03:00Come on.
00:03:01Ha-ha-ha.
00:03:02Ha-ha-ha.
00:03:03Ha-ha-ha.
00:03:04Ha-ha-ha.
00:03:05Ha-ha-ha.
00:03:06Hi, guys.
00:03:07Hi, Mom.
00:03:08Wow, look.
00:03:09Wow.
00:03:10Yeah.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:13Something magic always happens with Carnation Hot Cocoa.
00:03:18You may think your cat's litter box is clean,
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00:03:25Odor.
00:03:26Odor that can creep around your house, getting worse and worse,
00:03:29until you change the whole box.
00:03:31But Scoop Away Clumping Cat Litter puts odor in its place.
00:03:35Scoop Away absorbs liquid waste into solid clumps.
00:03:38Remove them, and you remove the odor,
00:03:41leaving clean, fresh litter behind.
00:03:43Scoop Away puts odor in its place, not your place.
00:03:47How can I ever forget one of my special customers, Little Michael?
00:03:51Every week, he'd come in, and every time, he'd say his eyes shining.
00:03:57Stork Reason, please, Mrs. Lang.
00:04:00One of those reasons, I had to give him immediately.
00:04:03The others, I put in a bag for him.
00:04:06Now, there is Stork Chocolate Reason,
00:04:09a long-lasting, chewy chocolate caramel covered with rich chocolate,
00:04:14just right for Michael.
00:04:19Stork Chocolate Reason, please, Mrs. Lang.
00:04:22And Michael still eats the first one immediately.
00:04:26Stork Chocolate Reason.
00:04:29The everlasting chocolate chew.
00:04:32Now, back to King on the Family Film Festival.
00:04:39Tonight, it's a battle between mice and men.
00:04:42Now what? Don't look at me. I'm not the one who caught him.
00:04:45Well, don't look at me. I went on instinct.
00:04:47Putting a mouse under a pie is instinct?
00:04:49Big Brother Jake, tonight at 6, only on the Family Channel.
00:04:53Cheddar makes it taste better, right, Billy?
00:04:55Hey, you missed the spot.
00:04:57Nothing tastes better than hot cheddar on vegetables, huh, Billy?
00:04:59More cheese, rice, bread.
00:05:01How the taste of cheddar makes darn near anything better, isn't that right, Bill?
00:05:04Mmm, it's great.
00:05:06Thought so. Cheddar makes it taste better.
00:05:08Fifty stories up without a net is no place for a nap.
00:05:11So when one of these guys gets a bad cold or flu,
00:05:14which medicine would you recommend?
00:05:16One with an antihistamine that can cause drowsiness?
00:05:19Or Sudafed Severe Cold Formula?
00:05:23The one that lets you stay alert.
00:05:25No daytime cold and flu product has more maximum-strength medicines.
00:05:29For non-drowsy relief, depend on Sudafed Severe Cold Formula.
00:05:34Because people depend on you.
00:05:36From the makers of Sudafed.
00:05:38One, two, one, two, three, four.
00:05:41Give me a break, give me a break.
00:05:44Bring me a piece of cake.
00:05:46Give me a break, give me a break.
00:05:48Bring me a piece of cake.
00:05:54Because of you
00:05:57Escape to a bold wonderland of love.
00:06:00The Beautiful Music Company proudly presents
00:06:03The Romance Album with 40 passionate songs of love.
00:06:07And here they are.
00:06:09It isn't fair for you to taunt me
00:06:12This album has never been offered before.
00:06:15How can you make me care this way again?
00:06:25Return to real romance
00:06:27with a showcase treasury that will leave you breathless.
00:06:30Here in my heart I'm
00:06:40In tribute to the man who brought America the incredible true story of Malcolm X,
00:06:45The Family Channel presents the most important event in television history,
00:06:49Alex Haley's Roots.
00:06:52Relive all the drama and passion of one family's struggle for freedom
00:06:56across two continents and more than 100 years.
00:07:00The epic saga every generation must experience.
00:07:04Roots, beginning Monday, January 25th on The Family Channel.
00:07:09You're watching Fam.
00:07:11This portion sponsored by Jif Peanut Butter.
00:07:14Hey, it's a jungle out there.
00:07:16Did you get everything I asked for?
00:07:17Right down to the fresh baked muffins.
00:07:19Great.
00:07:20What's that?
00:07:21Jif, I figured you're so choosy about everything else.
00:07:24I already have a big name peanut butter.
00:07:26Hey, I grew up on Jif.
00:07:27It's peanut-ier.
00:07:28Oh, come on.
00:07:29Taste yours.
00:07:30Fine.
00:07:31Now, Jif.
00:07:33Wow.
00:07:34It tastes more like fresh peanuts.
00:07:36We have a new peanut butter.
00:07:38How can it send you shopping more often?
00:07:40Thanks.
00:07:41Choosy moms choose Jif.
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00:07:48Just good people.
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00:07:56Jolly Time.
00:07:57Popcorn the way nature intended.
00:08:00My dad is not a morning person.
00:08:03See?
00:08:04Until I get him into the shower with Coast.
00:08:07He says Coast wakes him up.
00:08:09Way, way up.
00:08:12Coast, the eye-opener.
00:08:16You again?
00:08:17I ran out of NyQuil again.
00:08:19Please.
00:08:20Can I borrow a cup of NyQuil?
00:08:21I've got a really heavy cold.
00:08:23Tell it to go on a diet!
00:08:25That's a nighttime medicine.
00:08:26But how do I know I won't be up tonight coughing?
00:08:29I gotta rest.
00:08:30I do have one ghost left.
00:08:32And I need it.
00:08:36You're an angel of mercy.
00:08:39Vicks NyQuil.
00:08:40The nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head fever.
00:08:43So you can rest medicine.
00:08:45One, two, one, two, three, four.
00:08:48Give me a break.
00:08:52Give me a break.
00:08:53Give me a break.
00:08:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:02Nobody can do.
00:09:05Nobody can do.
00:09:08Nobody can do.
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00:10:59Now back to King on the Family Film Festival.
00:11:06My boy, you are now a Pony Express rider.
00:11:10They were young riders looking to blaze new trails.
00:11:13That's pretty hot stuff, don't you?
00:11:15Yep.
00:11:16The Young Riders. Weeknights and Saturdays at 8, 7 Central.
00:11:19Only on the Family Channel.
00:11:211, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4.
00:11:23Give me a break, give me a break.
00:11:26Break me off this bad chick.
00:11:28Give me a break, give me a break.
00:11:30Break me off this bad chick.
00:11:36I'll never go back to Denture Paste or Potters again.
00:11:39Here's why.
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00:11:45Can hold comfortably all day.
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00:11:50They've seemed like the only answer to stains.
00:11:54But there's something with power that hits stains.
00:11:56Like a wrecking ball.
00:11:58Power that digs into stains.
00:12:00Like a drill.
00:12:01It's not a pretreater.
00:12:02It's new ultra-era.
00:12:04Now so powerful, you actually use less.
00:12:07This pretreater can't beat this stain, even with detergent.
00:12:10But watch era cut through with just a spray of water.
00:12:14For power that comes on like a ton of wrecks.
00:12:17It's ultra-era.
00:12:18The power tool for stains.
00:12:21Double-dump your refreshment.
00:12:24Double-dump your enjoyment.
00:12:27Oh, no, single-dump, double-freshen your mouth.
00:12:30Like double mint, double mint gum.
00:12:33So double-dump your refreshment.
00:12:36Double-dump your enjoyment.
00:12:39Oh, no, single-dump, double-freshen your mouth.
00:12:42Like double fresh, double mint.
00:12:44Come on and double it.
00:12:46Double mint, double mint gum.
00:12:48There's no single gum like it.
00:12:51Hey, Mom.
00:12:52Kids will love the taste of American Cheese Roller Coasters.
00:12:56They're delicious.
00:12:57They're simple.
00:12:58They're tasty American Cheese snacks your kids will cheer for.
00:13:02American Cheese Roller Coasters.
00:13:04They sure taste like fun.
00:13:06Tonight, it's a battle between mice and men.
00:13:10Now what?
00:13:11Don't look at me.
00:13:12I'm not the one who caught him.
00:13:13Well, don't look at me.
00:13:14I went on instinct.
00:13:15Putting a mouse under a pie is instinct.
00:13:17Big Brother Jake, tonight at 6, only on The Family Channel.
00:13:22It was the most powerful show on television,
00:13:25earning 99 Emmy nominations
00:13:27and capturing the hearts and minds of a generation.
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00:14:32Not here, but in the kitchen.
00:14:34This week, Ore-Ida introduces fast fries.
00:14:37So crispy, so delicious,
00:14:39you won't believe they came from your oven
00:14:41and not from a fast food place.
00:14:43Fast fries, they're that good.
00:14:48Um, hello?
00:14:50How can I ever forget one of my special customers,
00:14:53Little Michael.
00:14:54Every week, he'd come in,
00:14:56and every time, he'd say his eyes shining.
00:15:00Stork reason, please, Mrs. Lang.
00:15:02One of those reasons, I had to give him immediately.
00:15:06The others, I put in a bag for him.
00:15:08Now, there is stork chocolate reason,
00:15:12a long-lasting, chewy chocolate caramel
00:15:15covered with rich chocolate,
00:15:17just right for Michael.
00:15:20Stork chocolate reason, please, Mrs. Lang.
00:15:24And Michael still eats the first one immediately.
00:15:29Stork chocolate reason,
00:15:32the everlasting chocolate chew.
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00:17:05Tonight, it's a battle between mice and men.
00:17:08Now what? Don't look at me, I'm not the one who caught him.
00:17:11Well, don't look at me, I went on instinct.
00:17:13Putting a mouse under a pie is instinct.
00:17:15Big Brother Jake, the night at 6, only on The Family Channel.
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00:17:47There's no single gum like it.
00:17:49I think kids today need to learn responsibility.
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00:18:07Mice walked without sheeting action are left looking dirty.
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00:18:14Perfect. Every night should be dish night.
00:18:16Night!
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00:18:20They've seemed like the only answer to stains.
00:18:23But there's something with power that hits stains.
00:18:26Like a wrecking ball.
00:18:27Power that digs into stains.
00:18:29Like a drill.
00:18:31It's not a free-treater.
00:18:32It's new ultra-era.
00:18:34Now so powerful, you actually use less.
00:18:36This free-treater can't beat this stain, even with detergent.
00:18:39But watch era cut through with just a spray of water.
00:18:43For power that comes on like a ton of wrecks.
00:18:46It's ultra-era, the power tool for stains.
00:18:50How about poor Fred Wilson?
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00:18:55I hear his wife needed help with the funeral expenses.
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00:19:02When my brother died, his wife received a check from Social Security, all right, for $255.
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00:20:56Weeknights at 7, 6 Central, on The Family Channel.
00:21:00Homeowners.
00:21:01Catherine Hepburn in a made-for-TNT original.
00:21:04This is the spot where I met Cynthia Tracy.
00:21:09She tells the story of her own fascinating life.
00:21:12Certainly wasn't cut out to be an intellectual, so what the hell? Be an actress?
00:21:17An unprecedented television event.
00:21:19I think living's an adventure.
00:21:22Catherine Hepburn. All About Me. Only on TNT.
00:21:31To stop a friend from drinking and driving ...
00:21:34Wait!
00:21:35Use your wits.
00:21:36This is your car.
00:21:37Yeah.
00:21:38My brother had the same car. He never let me drive it, though.
00:21:41No?
00:21:42Wait till he hears you've got the same one.
00:21:44And you let me drive it.
00:21:46Right?
00:21:48Okay. Yeah.
00:21:51Take the keys, call a cab, take a stand.
00:21:54Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
00:22:21♪♪
00:22:31The Family Film Festival continues.
00:22:34The battle lines are drawn as the movement faces its stiffest resistance.
00:22:39This country respects violence.
00:22:42And Dr. King is hurled into a chaotic deluge on a fateful journey to Memphis.
00:22:47The dramatic conclusion of King, next.
00:22:52In tribute to the man who brought America the incredible true story of Malcolm X,
00:22:57the Family Panel presents the most important event in television history,
00:23:02Alex Haley's Roots.
00:23:04Relive all the drama and passion of one family's struggle for freedom
00:23:09across two continents and more than 100 years.
00:23:13The epic saga every generation must experience.
00:23:16Roots, beginning Monday, January 25th on The Family Channel.
00:23:22You're watching Fam.
00:23:24This portion sponsored by Little Caesars Pizza Pizza.
00:23:27This is crazy.
00:23:29They never, uh, they don't think, uh, they don't...
00:23:32There's no chemistry.
00:23:34Uh, I understand.
00:23:35Now, Willie, we must ask ourselves the basic question.
00:23:38Do you find Lucille attractive?
00:23:41Oh, we have got some problem here.
00:23:43This is crazy crazy.
00:23:45Two pizzas with any topping.
00:23:46Two free crazy breads.
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00:24:01With 10-minute success boil-in-bag rice,
00:24:04every meal becomes a success.
00:24:06In Sac County, Iowa, you won't find any fancy movie stars.
00:24:09Just good people.
00:24:10Same goes for the Jolly Time popcorn they grow here.
00:24:13It's all natural.
00:24:14No preservatives.
00:24:15Nothing artificial.
00:24:16It's good popcorn.
00:24:17Jolly Time.
00:24:18Popcorn the way nature intended.
00:24:20Let's make breakfast quick.
00:24:22Most moms don't have a lot of time in the morning.
00:24:24Here, Mom.
00:24:25Such a good helper.
00:24:26But all it takes is 90 seconds to make them instant Quaker Oatmeal.
00:24:29Instant.
00:24:30Instant.
00:24:31Instant.
00:24:32Instant.
00:24:33Instant.
00:24:34Instant.
00:24:35Instant Quaker Oatmeal instead of cold cereal.
00:24:37Instant Quaker Oatmeal.
00:24:38Here, Mom.
00:24:39For moms who have a lot of love, but not a lot of time.
00:24:42Lorenzo's Oil has been called incredibly powerful and truly inspirational.
00:24:47It made me believe that love conquers all.
00:24:50It was absolutely fantastic.
00:24:52Nick Nolte is superb.
00:24:54A must-see.
00:24:56Susan Sarandon deserves an Oscar.
00:24:58It's all about love and hope.
00:25:00Golden Globe nominee, Best Actress.
00:25:04Lorenzo's Oil.
00:25:05A very movie, movie picture.
00:25:07Rated PG-13.
00:25:08Now playing in select areas.
00:25:10Starts Friday at a theater near you.
00:25:12Hey, dog lovers. Think big fun.
00:25:15Yeah, with a brand new season of That's My Dog.
00:25:18Tonight at 6.30, 5.30 Central.
00:25:20On The Family Channel.
00:25:22To get rid of her gray, my wife can spend 40 minutes.
00:25:26But I discovered the five-minute hair coloring.
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00:25:52Fifty stories up with Eleanet is no place for a nap.
00:25:55So when one of these guys gets a bad cold or flu,
00:25:58which medicine would you recommend?
00:26:00One with an antihistamine that can cause drowsiness?
00:26:03Or Sudafed Severe Cold Formula?
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00:26:23In art, matters of taste are often subjective.
00:26:28But in life, good taste is well-defined.
00:26:32Fancy Feast Gourmet Cat Food.
00:26:36In the full single-serving can.
00:26:38Exceptionally moist, uniquely delicious.
00:26:41For a gourmet taste to satisfy even the most discriminating connoisseurs.
00:26:47Fancy Feast.
00:26:49Good taste is easy to recognize.
00:26:52Pour on the cheddar and make it taste better.
00:26:54Potato?
00:26:55Dull.
00:26:56With cheddar?
00:26:57You want chips?
00:26:58No.
00:26:59Well, how about some cheddar cheese nachos?
00:27:00Yeah.
00:27:01With your vegetables?
00:27:02Oh, no.
00:27:03With cheese?
00:27:04Oh, great.
00:27:05The great taste of cheddar makes everything taste better.
00:27:07One, two, one, two, three, four.
00:27:10Give me a break.
00:27:11Give me a break.
00:27:12Bring me a piece of chicken.
00:27:15Give me a break.
00:27:16Give me a break.
00:27:17Bring me a piece of chicken.
00:27:22Now back to King on the Family Film Festival.
00:27:28Robert Mitchum returns to television in a series as charged as summer lightning.
00:27:33African Skies.
00:27:35Tonight at 8, 7 Central on the Family Channel.
00:27:39To you, it's just a pill.
00:27:43To us, it's where promises are kept.
00:27:49Sunken.
00:27:51You have our word on it.
00:27:53One, two, one, two, three, four.
00:27:55Give me a break.
00:27:56Give me a break.
00:27:57Bring me a piece of chicken.
00:28:00Give me a break.
00:28:01Give me a break.
00:28:02Bring me a piece of chicken.
00:28:07This is crazy.
00:28:09They never...
00:28:10They don't think...
00:28:11They don't...
00:28:12There's no chemistry.
00:28:14I understand.
00:28:15Now, Willie, we must ask ourselves the basic question.
00:28:18Do you find Lucille attractive?
00:28:26Oh, we have got some problem here.
00:28:28This is crazy crazy.
00:28:30Two pizzas with any topping.
00:28:32Two free crazy breads.
00:28:33Two free soft drinks.
00:28:34All for $7.98 at Little Caesars.
00:28:36Pizza, pizza.
00:28:38Years ago, when this was my piano, your mom helped me dust it with pledge.
00:28:43It's had a beautiful shine every week and every year with no buildup.
00:28:48Oh, but she did leave a few fingerprints.
00:28:51Now that it's ours, I use Touchable Pledge, so smears just disappear.
00:28:55With Touchable Pledge, the shine stays, but the smears disappear.
00:28:59Oh, I remember teaching someone that.
00:29:01That same song.
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00:29:08The perilous days of the Pony Express return.
00:29:11The Young Riders. Weeknights and Saturdays at 8, 7 Central.
00:29:15Only on The Family Channel.
00:29:18Page 355.
00:29:20Medications that can rob you of your sex life.
00:29:23Page 141.
00:29:24The secret ingredient in Italian foods that can help lower cholesterol.
00:29:28Page 545.
00:29:29How to silence a snorer.
00:29:31This incredible book belongs in every home.
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00:30:28This week, history is being made.
00:30:30Not here, but in the kitchen.
00:30:32This week, Ore-Ida introduces fast fries.
00:30:35So crispy, so delicious, you won't believe they came from your oven.
00:30:38And not from a fast food place.
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00:30:48When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of catching an icy cold wave.
00:30:55Whoo! It's a big one.
00:30:57I'm hanging ten, I'm shooting curls.
00:31:00York Peppermint Patty. Get the sensation.
00:31:03Now back to King on the Family Film Festival.
00:31:09How can I ever forget one of my special customers, Little Michael?
00:31:13Every week, he'd come in, and every time, he'd say his eyes shining.
00:31:19Stork Reason, please, Mrs. Lang.
00:31:21One of those reasons, I had to give him immediately.
00:31:25The others, I put in a bag for him.
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00:31:36Just right for Michael.
00:31:39Stork Chocolate Reason, please, Mrs. Lang.
00:31:43And Michael still eats the first one immediately.
00:31:47Stork Chocolate Reason.
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00:31:53Big girls don't cry.
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00:32:08Tough on tangles.
00:32:10In Sac County, Iowa, you won't find any fancy movie stars.
00:32:13Just good people.
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00:34:24Join us for the hopes and dreams and the treasured memories of a lifetime on The Waltons.
00:34:30Weeknights at 7, 6 Central on The Family Channel.
00:34:34I wish...
00:34:35Catherine Hepburn in a made-for-TNT original.
00:34:38This is the spot where I met Spencer Tracy.
00:34:43She tells the story of her own fascinating life.
00:34:46Certainly wasn't cut out to be an intellectual, so what the hell? Be an actress?
00:34:51An unprecedented television event.
00:34:53I think living's an adventure.
00:34:56Catherine Hepburn, all about me. Only on TNT.
00:35:05To stop a friend from drinking and driving...
00:35:07Hop in.
00:35:08Wait.
00:35:09Use your wits.
00:35:10This is your car.
00:35:11Yeah.
00:35:12My brother had the same car.
00:35:13He never let me drive it, though.
00:35:14No?
00:35:15Wait till he hears you've got the same one.
00:35:18And you let me drive it.
00:35:20Right?
00:35:22Okay. Yeah.
00:35:24Take the keys, call a cab, take a stand.
00:35:27Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
00:35:35Announces a breakthrough.
00:35:36The mating of a succulently sweet pineapple with a tart, titillating orange.
00:35:41Then the researchers marched onward, assimilating the smooth texture of banana.
00:35:45The result, pineus orangus bananas.
00:35:50So rare, it's now only available in juice form.
00:35:54In lay terms, dull, pine, orange, banana juice.
00:35:59Dull, 100% juices.
00:36:01The taste you can't get anywhere but here.
00:36:04One, two, one, two, three, four.
00:36:08Give me a break.
00:36:09Give me a break.
00:36:10Break me off this bad cake.
00:36:12Give me a break.
00:36:13Give me a break.
00:36:14Break me off the bad pineapple.
00:36:19Morning.
00:36:20Time for a healthy breakfast.
00:36:21Don't worry, your kids won't hide from it.
00:36:23A cereal made from whole grain oats.
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00:36:27It's Quaker Oat Life.
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00:36:31Life tastes so delicious, unless they're weird, your kids will eat it.
00:36:35Now back to King on the Family Film Festival.
00:36:41In tribute to the man who brought America the incredible true story of Malcolm X,
00:36:46the Family Channel presents the most important event in television history,
00:36:50Alex Haley's Roots.
00:36:53Relive all the drama and passion of one family's struggle for freedom
00:36:57across two continents and more than 100 years.
00:37:01The epic saga every generation must experience.
00:37:05Roots, beginning Monday, January 25th on the Family Channel.
00:37:10Take American cheese, make it wrapped.
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00:37:25Dear Folgers, I run a bed and breakfast.
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00:37:32The percolator wasn't even set up,
00:37:34so I secretly switched Folgers Crystals for the brewed coffee I normally serve.
00:37:41This is delicious.
00:37:42Well, the taste and aroma must have fooled them,
00:37:44because they were shocked when I revealed the Switch
00:37:47and joked about sounding like one of your restaurant commercials.
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00:37:55One, two, one, two, three, four.
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00:40:1050 stories up without a net is no place for a nap.
00:40:13So when one of these guys gets a bad cold or flu,
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00:40:40Years ago, when this was my piano, your mom helped me dust it with pledge.
00:40:45With pledge, it's had a beautiful shine every week and every year with no buildup.
00:40:50Oh, but she did leave a few fingerprints.
00:40:53Now that it's ours, I use touchable pledge, so smears just disappear.
00:40:57With touchable pledge, the shine stays, but the smears disappear.
00:41:01Oh, I remember teaching someone that.
00:41:03That same song.
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00:41:11In Sac County, Iowa, you won't find any fancy movie stars.
00:41:14Just good people.
00:41:15Same goes for the Jolly Time popcorn they grow here.
00:41:18It's all natural. No preservatives, nothing artificial.
00:41:20Just good popcorn.
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00:41:23Popcorn the way nature intended.
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00:41:29Grandma Wilson's sweet success.
00:41:32Kathy DeMarco's success-oriented.
00:41:35With 10-minute success boiling bag rice, every meal becomes a success story.
00:41:41Now back to King on the Family Film Festival.
00:41:48In tribute to the man who brought America the incredible true story of Malcolm X,
00:41:53the Family Channel presents the most important event in television history,
00:41:58Alex Haley's Roots.
00:42:00Relive all the drama and passion of one family's struggle for freedom
00:42:05across two continents and more than 100 years.
00:42:08The epic saga every generation must experience.
00:42:12Roots, beginning Monday, January 25th on the Family Channel.
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00:43:18My dad is not a morning person.
00:43:21See?
00:43:22Until I get him into the shower with Coast.
00:43:25He says Coast wakes him up way, way up.
00:43:30Coast, the eye opener.
00:43:33When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty,
00:43:36I get the sensation of itty-bitty snowmen running up and down my spine.
00:43:42Ooh, I'll take one of those.
00:43:45York Peppermint Patty. Get the sensation.
00:43:48You know the feeling.
00:43:50Everything's pressure today.
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00:43:54I have stomach upset at the same time.
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00:44:18The perilous days of the Pony Express return.
00:44:21The Young Riders. Weeknights and Saturdays at 8, 7 Central.
00:44:25Only on The Family Channel.
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00:45:28On a recent Tuesday morning, the toaster in the Davis household...
00:45:31Lego mine! Uh-oh.
00:45:34...took over the Eggo Waffles.
00:45:36Just a bizarre toaster malfunction?
00:45:38Or could that crisp Eggo taste be so irresistible that even the toaster won't Lego?
00:45:43Maybe it finally wised up.
00:45:45Maybe it realized what a great taste it was giving up all these years.
00:45:48Or maybe...
00:45:50Maybe I got a good deal on a trick toaster.
00:45:53Eggo Waffles from Kellogg's.
00:45:55Try fat-free Eggo Special Cake Waffles, too.
00:45:58One, two, one, two, three, four!
00:46:01Give me a break! Give me a break!
00:46:03Bring me a piece of cake!
00:46:05Give me a break! Give me a break!
00:46:07Bring me a piece of cake!
00:46:13What do these breath mints have?
00:46:15The Tic-Tac-Stone?
00:46:17More zip?
00:46:18Man.
00:46:19More pleasure?
00:46:20Uh-uh.
00:46:22Oh, I remember.
00:46:24More calories.
00:46:26I knew there was something.
00:46:28Now back to King on the Family Film Festival.
00:46:36Next...
00:46:37It's a battle between mice and men.
00:46:40Now what?
00:46:41Don't look at me. I'm not the one who caught him.
00:46:43Well, don't look at me. I went on instinct.
00:46:44Putting a mouse under a pot is instinct?
00:46:46Big Brother Jake, next on the Family Channel.
00:46:51Bring back the good times with a great taste of butter.
00:46:53When I used to go to Grandma's house,
00:46:55the taste of real butter made her fresh-baked bread taste so good.
00:46:58Good.
00:46:59Now when Grandma comes to my house,
00:47:00I always serve her real natural butter.
00:47:02Good.
00:47:03Butter.
00:47:04Some things taste too good to give up.
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00:47:21You know, I can still remember the very first candy
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00:47:26It was Werther's Original.
00:47:28And I was four.
00:47:30I had a little trouble opening that shiny golden wrapper.
00:47:34But then, well, I'll never forget that first taste.
00:47:37Sweet and creamy and just plain good.
00:47:41But there was something else, too.
00:47:43I remember feeling I must be somebody very special
00:47:46when my grandpa gave me his wonderful butter candy.
00:47:52So, now I'm the grandfather.
00:47:56And what else would I give my little grandson
00:47:59but my Werther's Original?
00:48:02He's somebody special, too.
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00:48:30you can't top the Coppertop.
00:48:36To get rid of her gray, my wife can spend 40 minutes.
00:48:40But I discovered the five-minute hair coloring.
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00:49:15Lay me on the bed, I'll never fall.
00:49:21Yes, I'm off the hook.
00:49:22Huh, not enough stuff to do these dishes.
00:49:24Not so fast.
00:49:25You just need a spoonful with joy.
00:49:27All these greasy dishes with one spoonful of joy?
00:49:30Mm-hmm.
00:49:31I don't buy it.
00:49:32Well, I do.
00:49:33Using so little saves us money.
00:49:34Compare a spoonful of lemon joy to many leading brands.
00:49:37They quit leaving all these dirty dishes.
00:49:39But joy cleans the whole sink full.
00:49:42Spoonful worked.
00:49:43Joy saves us.
00:49:44But not from drying the dishes?
00:49:46Just a spoonful of lemon joy cleans more to save you more.
00:49:51Good morning, it's time for a healthy breakfast.
00:49:53Don't worry, your kids won't hide from it.
00:49:55A cereal made from whole grain oats.
00:49:57Don't worry, your kids won't run from it.
00:49:59Yes, healthy whole grain oats.
00:50:01Don't worry, your kids will eat it.
00:50:03It's Quaker Oat Life.
00:50:04Lightly sweetened on the inside,
00:50:05roasted, toasted oats on the outside.
00:50:07Life tastes so delicious, if they're around, your kids will eat it.
00:50:11I ate all my light cereal.
00:50:12I'm still hungry.
00:50:15Yum!
00:50:16Quaker Oat Life and Cinnamon Life taste so delicious,
00:50:18unless they're weird, your kids will eat it.
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00:50:27Oh, no single gum's ever fresh in your mouth.
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00:51:33Take a guy from New York, a cup full of foster care,
00:51:45add a pinch of chaos, a touch of drama,
00:51:48sweeten it with love and stir it with flesh.
00:51:51That's Big Brother Jake, next on The Family Channel.
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00:52:18Hey, dog lovers, think big fun.
00:52:22Yeah, with a brand new season of That's My Dog.
00:52:25Tonight at 6.30, 5.30 Central.
00:52:27On The Family Channel.
00:52:29A child's life was on the line.
00:52:31No, I'm not a doctor.
00:52:32I'm the mother of a sick child.
00:52:34And only they could save him.
00:52:36This science of medicine, you know,
00:52:38there's no mathematical certainty.
00:52:40No doctor, no foundation has the right to stop me
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00:52:46Nick Nolte, Susan Sarandon.
00:52:49We are asking merely out of courage.
00:52:51A true story of triumph.
00:52:53Lorenzo's Oil, rated PG-13.
00:52:56Now playing in select areas, starts Friday everywhere.
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00:53:16It's all natural, no preservatives,
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00:53:20Good things grow naturally in Sac County.
00:53:23And there's nothing Hollywood about that.
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00:53:27Popcorn the way nature intended.
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00:56:00There's canine competition at 630, 530 Central
00:56:03with That's My Dog, followed by Maniac Mansion.
00:56:06Up now, Big Brother Jake.
00:56:09Africa.
00:56:10In a land of beauty and power,
00:56:12in a sea of unbridled emotion,
00:56:15in a charged atmosphere of danger,
00:56:17one woman puts herself on the front line
00:56:20in a desperate attempt to win the heart
00:56:22of a son she hardly knows.
00:56:24Your father so much wanted you to be here at Freedom Ranch.
00:56:27Not like this.
00:56:28Yes, just like this.
00:56:29Catherine Bach stars, along with Robert Mitchum,
00:56:32in African Skies tonight at 8,
00:56:357 Central on the Family Channel.
00:56:38The perilous days of the Pony Express return...
00:56:42You will ride 75 miles one day flat out.
00:56:46...with young riders who risk their lives...
00:56:49You got a hair trigger?
00:56:50Yep.
00:56:52I don't like no hair trigger around me.
00:56:54...and rode into history.
00:56:57What is your name?
00:56:59Cody.
00:57:00William F. Cody.
00:57:02The Young Riders, weeknights and Saturdays at 8, 7 Central.
00:57:07Only on the Family Channel.
00:57:20Whenever I think back to growing up
00:57:22during the Great Depression,
00:57:24I'm reminded of the treasured moments
00:57:26we shared on Walton's Mountain.
00:57:28A special place filled with joy
00:57:30and the boundless love of a remarkable family.
00:57:34Join us for the memories on the Waltons
00:57:36weeknights at 7, 6 Central
00:57:38on the Family Channel.
00:57:40New Uncle Ben's Country and Recipes.
00:57:42We left out half the fat,
00:57:44but we didn't leave out any of the taste.
00:57:46With garden-fresh vegetables,
00:57:48tangy cheeses, and all-natural flavors,
00:57:50it's our best recipe ever.
00:57:52New Uncle Ben's Country and Recipes.
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00:58:10Here in Mrs. Stone's kitchen,
00:58:12we've secretly replaced Jimmy's usual Pomptart
00:58:14with a Pillsbury Toaster Strudel.
00:58:16Let's see if he notices.
00:58:18Whoa, what's this?
00:58:19It's a Pillsbury Toaster Strudel.
00:58:21It's like a Pomptart.
00:58:23But better.
00:58:24It's got flaky crust, juicy filling.
00:58:26And check the icing.
00:58:28Where'd this come from?
00:58:30From your grocer's freezer.
00:58:32Cool.
00:58:33It's Pillsbury Toaster Strudel.
00:58:34Something better just popped up.
00:58:36Yeah.
00:58:38Why are you whispering?
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01:00:57I don't know. What do you want to do?
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01:00:59We'll be right back, anyway.
01:01:01Hey, that's my dog, lovers.
01:01:03Here's a treat.
01:01:04Yeah, a whole new season of Bow Wow Battles.
01:01:07No whooping.
01:01:08We're jumping for joy.
01:01:10That's my dog.
01:01:11Coming up next.
01:01:12Only on The Family Channel.
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01:02:28Let's make breakfast quick.
01:02:30Most moms don't have a lot of time in the morning.
01:02:32Here, Mom.
01:02:33Such a good helper.
01:02:34But all it takes is 90 seconds to make them instant quick breakfast.
01:02:37All it takes is 90 seconds to make them instant Quaker oatmeal instead of cold cereal.
01:02:41Instant Quaker oatmeal.
01:02:42Here, Mom.
01:02:43For moms who have a lot of love, but not a lot of time.
01:02:56Introducing country and recipes.
01:02:58Pasta and sauce.
01:02:59New from Uncle Ben's.
01:03:07Do you love dogs, wild game shows, and hilarious home videos?
01:03:12We have got it all wrapped up for you in one zany show.
01:03:16Watch That's My Dog, next on The Family Channel.
01:03:38Don't miss Maniac Mansion at 7, 6 Central.
01:03:42Followed at 7.30, 6.30 Central by Rin Tin Tin Canine Cop.
01:03:46Up now, That's My Dog, next.
01:03:49Ever notice how you've been watching that new show with a stopwatch for 25 years?
01:03:54Isn't that a long time to keep a habit?
01:03:57Doesn't that bother you?
01:03:59Bothers me.
01:04:00Well, now there's a show on Sundays at 7 without all that muckraking
01:04:04and all the big salaries and, well, not the most annoying part, me.
01:04:09So watch Maniac Mansion and somebody stop the ticking.
01:04:14Maniac Mansion, tonight at 7, 6 Central on The Family Channel.
01:04:18It's back, it's bold, and it brings it home.
01:04:21People Magazine says Life Goes On is guaranteed to make you feel good.
01:04:26It's family life in the 90s, packed with all the sizzle of life.
01:04:31You're letting your daughter watch this? The one in the middle is her date.
01:04:35And the surprises of love.
01:04:37It's the most wonderful thing. An emergency just came in and he needs my help.
01:04:41Life Goes On captures the sparkle of life weeknights at 6 on The Family Channel.
01:05:00In tribute to the man who brought America the incredible true story of Malcolm X,
01:05:05The Family Channel presents the most important event in television history,
01:05:10Alex Haley's Roots.
01:05:12Relive all the drama and passion of one family's struggle for freedom
01:05:17across two continents and more than 100 years.
01:05:20The epic saga every generation must experience.
01:05:24Roots, beginning Monday, January 25th on The Family Channel.
01:05:30That's My Dog is brought to you by Kibbles and Bits Jerky.
01:05:35Kibbles and Bits Lean.
01:05:38Kibbles and Bits Lean has made me a mean, mean canine machine.
01:05:43We're running lean, boss. We're running mean.
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01:05:49What do they mean by Kibbles and Bits Lean?
01:05:51All the great taste of kibbles and bits with 30% less fat than leading dog food.
01:05:56Here you go. Tastes great, huh, boss?
01:05:58What are we gonna get, boys?
01:05:59Kibbles and Bits Lean.
01:06:01We're the lean, mean canine machine.
01:06:06Wow, somebody must think I'm special.
01:06:08Cuz you got raisin bran?
01:06:10Not just raisin bran, post-premium raisin bran.
01:06:14With not just lots, but hundreds of big plump raisins.
01:06:18Look at all I got.
01:06:20And these flakes, premium.
01:06:22With not just whole wheat, wheat bran, too.
01:06:25So it's good for you.
01:06:26Somebody sure thinks I'm special.
01:06:28It's me and Mommy.
01:06:30Post-premium raisin bran makes everybody feel like somebody's special.
01:06:34New Uncle Ben's Country & Recipes.
01:06:37We left out half the fat, but we didn't leave out any of the taste.
01:06:41With garden-fresh vegetables, tangy cheeses and all-natural flavors,
01:06:45it's our best recipe ever.
01:06:47New Uncle Ben's Country & Recipes.
01:06:50Catch the excitement with Rin Tin Tin Canine Cup.
01:06:54As Hank and Rinny lead us on a trail of adventure and intrigue.
01:06:58Rin Tin Tin Canine Cup.
01:07:00Tonight at 7.30 on The Family Channel.
01:07:14Introducing Country & Recipes.
01:07:16Pasta and sauce.
01:07:18New from Uncle Ben's.
01:07:20Good old granola has always been great for taste.
01:07:23Problem is, it's loaded with fat.
01:07:27For today's granola eater, there's Kellogg's Low-Fat Granola.
01:07:31Just half the fat of other leading brands.
01:07:34But better still, wait till you taste it.
01:07:36Full grains, sweet raisins and almonds all blend together for one bountiful breakfast taste.
01:07:42Today's granola eater.
01:07:45Today's granola.
01:07:46Kellogg's Low-Fat Granola.
01:07:48Great taste, half the fat.
01:07:50Here in Mrs. Stone's kitchen, we've secretly replaced Jimmy's usual Pop-Tart with a Pillsbury Toaster Strudel.
01:07:56Let's see if he notices.
01:07:58Whoa, what's this?
01:07:59It's a Pillsbury Toaster Strudel.
01:08:01It's like a Pop-Tart.
01:08:03But better.
01:08:04It's got flaky crust, juicy filling.
01:08:06And check the icing.
01:08:09Where did this come from?
01:08:10From your grocer's freezer.
01:08:12Cool.
01:08:13It's Pillsbury Toaster Strudel.
01:08:14Something better just popped up.
01:08:16Yeah.
01:08:17Why are you whispering?
01:08:48There's no single gum like it.
01:08:51New Uncle Ben's Country & Recipes.
01:08:53We left out half the fat, but we didn't leave out any of the taste.
01:08:57With garden-fresh vegetables, tangy cheeses and all-natural flavors, it's our best recipe ever.
01:09:03New Uncle Ben's Country & Recipes.
01:09:17New Uncle Ben's Country & Recipes.
01:09:47New Uncle Ben's Country & Recipes.
01:09:52New Uncle Ben's Country & Recipes.
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01:10:43All right. That's our show and...
01:10:45That's my dog!
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01:12:08What's the like about my show-maniac mansion?
01:12:10Well, it's got some satire and music,
01:12:12suspense, a little shtick, some...
01:12:14Hey, where you going? Come back here!
01:12:16I guess he took off to watch it.
01:12:18Maniac Mansion, next year on Family Channel.
01:12:21Speaking for That's My Dog!
01:12:24-♪♪
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01:12:43Join us for canine crime-fighting
01:12:45with Rin Tin Tin Canine Cop
01:12:47tonight at 7.30, 6.30 Central.
01:12:49Followed by African Skies.
01:12:51Up now, Maniac Mansion.
01:12:53Africa.
01:12:54Catherine Hepburn in a made-for-TNT original.
01:12:57This is the spot where I met Spencer Tracy.
01:13:02She tells the story of her own fascinating life.
01:13:05Certainly wasn't cut out to be an intellectual,
01:13:07so what the hell?
01:13:09Be an actress?
01:13:10An unprecedented television event.
01:13:12I think living's an adventure.
01:13:14Catherine Hepburn, all about me.
01:13:16Only on TNT.
01:13:18♪♪
01:13:24To stop a friend from drinking and driving...
01:13:26Stop in.
01:13:27Wait!
01:13:28Use your wits.
01:13:29This is your car.
01:13:30Yeah.
01:13:31My brother had the same car.
01:13:32He never let me drive it, though.
01:13:33No?
01:13:34Wait till he hears you've got the same one.
01:13:36And you let me drive it.
01:13:38Right?
01:13:40Okay.
01:13:41Yeah.
01:13:43Take the keys, call a cab, take a stand.
01:13:46Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
01:13:53♪♪
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01:14:24Ooh, the head lobster's calling my name.
01:14:27I've never tasted such delicious food.
01:14:29Wait, you brought your own dressing?
01:14:31With this gourmet buffet?
01:14:33Wait till you taste it.
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01:14:49Look, there's flippers.
01:14:50Where?
01:14:52Oh, give me.
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01:15:39Tonight on Father Dowling.
01:15:41Sam Farina's a dangerous man.
01:15:43Yeah, I gotta get that book.
01:15:45Bad idea, Steve.
01:15:47Go get that book and get rid of that nun now.
01:15:49Mm-hmm.
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01:15:55Ooh, that lobster's calling my name.
01:15:57I've never tasted such delicious food.
01:15:59Wait, you brought your own dressing?
01:16:02With this gourmet buffet?
01:16:03Wait till you taste it. It's new.
01:16:05Craft-free peppercorn ranch.
01:16:07Fat-free? Cholesterol-free?
01:16:08That taste good? Trust me.
01:16:10New craft-free peppercorn ranch nonfat dressing.
01:16:13Mm, spicy. Peppery.
01:16:16If it tastes too good to be fat-free, it's craft-free.
01:16:19Look, there's a slipper. Where?
01:16:22Oh, give me that.
01:16:26Still no snow, huh?
01:16:29I bet I can make it snow.
01:16:32Have you had hot cocoa?
01:16:34No.
01:16:35Well, no wonder.