芸能人が本気で考えた！ドッキリGP 2024年9月14日 三谷幸喜はドッキリが好きじゃないSP後編
芸能人が本気で考えた！ドッキリGP 2024年9月14日 三谷幸喜はドッキリが好きじゃないSP後編
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00:00The next day
00:01The next day
00:06Takeda Kiba vs. Wada Manjuu
00:14I'm not from the Takeda army!
00:17My Manjuu is not from the Takeda army!
00:22Oh, wow!
00:30Takeda Kiba vs. Wada Manjuu
00:37Takeda Kiba vs. Wada Manjuu
00:39Takeda Kiba vs. Wada Manjuu
00:46Takeda Kiba vs. Wada Manjuu
01:08What are you doing?
01:10What are you doing?
01:12He got angry with that voice.
01:14A gardener said,
01:15What are you doing?
01:16What are you doing?
01:17The ball went in.
01:21The Takeda army, who had invaded,
01:24did not give them a chance to counterattack.
01:27They succeeded in defeating the Takeda army.
01:29This is amazing.
01:31What are you doing?
01:32In 2024,
01:34after about 450 years,
01:37Nobunaga's tactics have come back to life.
01:49Let's do a prank.
01:51What kind of prank?
01:54What is it?
01:55It's a corner where you learn history through pranks.
02:00If one person hits the ball,
02:02the next person will hit the ball,
02:04and the next person will put the ball in.
02:06Right?
02:07That's right.
02:10Hey!
02:11Wait!
02:12Hey!
02:13Hey!
02:14Hey!
02:15Wait!
02:16Wait!
02:17I'm sorry!
02:18I'm sorry!
02:22He did it.
02:23Takeda Kiba vs. Wada Manjuu
02:30The second player is...
02:35Hey, Taka-chan!
02:38It's Joyman Takagi.
02:46It's too slow.
02:48It's too slow.
02:49It's too slow.
03:00Hey!
03:02Hey!
03:06Hey!
03:08Hey!
03:10Hey!
03:15He's dead.
03:16He's dead.
03:17He's dead.
03:18He's dead.
03:21Even if your opponent is a skinny elephant,
03:25you will definitely defeat him.
03:28That's terrible.
03:30Nobunaga's strategy was born 450 years ago.
03:35Now, he changes the form of the prank
03:38and talks to the future.
03:46That's good.
03:47That's good.
03:48That's good.
03:50You learn history through pranks.
03:52I've heard of this before.
03:56It's a three-step strike.
03:59Three-step strike.
04:01That's correct.
04:02That's correct.
04:03That's correct.
04:04That's not correct.
04:05It's about to start.
04:13Give up already.
04:14Give up already.
04:16Shoot!
04:19Shoot!
04:24Shoot!
04:28Shoot!
04:31That's good.
04:32That's good.
04:33Nine shots.
04:35Nine shots.
04:36Okay.
04:37The second shot was a hit.
04:40The second shot was a hit.
04:41The second shot was a hit.
04:45The third shot was a hit.
04:49Who is it?
04:54It was Nakanishi from Nasu-Nakanishi.
05:03What?
05:15The third shot was a hit.
05:19Who is it?
05:20It was Nakanishi from Nasu-Nakanishi.
05:25By the way, Nasu, our partner,
05:28has already returned to our army.
05:31What?
05:35What?
05:39What?
05:44What?
05:45Shoot!
05:54Shoot!
05:55Shoot!
05:57That's amazing.
05:58That's amazing.
05:59Shoot!
06:01Shoot!
06:05He's so small.
06:06Wait a minute.
06:09Difficulties can be overcome with wisdom.
06:12The ancestors have taught us many things
06:16throughout history.
06:22It's the same whether you risk your life in battle
06:25or risk your life in a prank.
06:28It's the same.
06:29Am I the only one who can hear that?
06:35You're the only one.
06:42What?
06:43What is it?
06:44Let's learn history through a prank.
06:49I don't need it.
06:51I don't need it at all.
06:53What are you doing?
06:54That's enough.
06:57That's enough.
06:59Don't give me the fear that I might do it again.
07:04It's scary, isn't it?
07:06Nakanishi, the third-dan,
07:08was shot.
07:12Next, we will learn from the prank
07:16the history of Nagabashi.
07:17What is this?
07:18Japan in 1333.
07:24It was the Kamakura period.
07:27Masashige Kusunoki, a military officer,
07:29welcomed the 200,000 and 1,000,000
07:31explosive army
07:33at Chihaya Castle.
07:37Chihaya Castle is a castle surrounded by deep valleys.
07:42The explosive army
07:44rushed from the mountain next to Nagabashi,
07:47which is 66 meters long,
07:50and sent troops at once
07:52to launch an attack.
07:57Nagabashi?
08:01Sir!
08:02The enemy is attacking us with a ladder!
08:05Chihaya Castle is over?
08:11When Nagabashi was placed on the wall,
08:13there was no one.
08:15Where is it coming from?
08:16The fall was imminent.
08:17I saw a picture of a bird flying.
08:19It was Masashige at that time.
08:23If you're going to climb the ladder,
08:28you just have to drop it.
08:30Let's put it that way.
08:32I see!
08:33That's the spirit!
08:35That's the boss!
08:38I don't know if there was such an exchange,
08:41but
08:42Masashige tried to invade the castle with a ladder,
08:46and the explosive army
08:48burned the ladder
08:50and dropped it,
08:52which succeeded in destroying the castle.
08:58And this strategy
09:00was revived as a prank of Reiwa.
09:04How?
09:08From Yagura?
09:10What do you mean?
09:12Drop the ladder?
09:14In the summer of 2024,
09:16There's a great Yagura!
09:18Masashige and the explosive army
09:20have been trying to expand
09:22this fishing village
09:24for the first time in 691 years.
09:29There is an unnatural Yagura
09:31similar to Chihaya Castle.
09:33If you climb this, you'll fall here, right?
09:35From the bottom to the top,
09:37a long ladder was hung.
09:42Isn't it too high?
09:44The first spear of the explosive army
09:46that invaded the Chihaya Castle of Reiwa.
09:49This is the fisherman of this time.
09:53Hello, I'm Takeru from Tokyo Hotei.
09:55Nice to meet you.
09:57He is Takeru from Tokyo Hotei.
10:01He is a big guest.
10:04He is heading to this site
10:07by boat now.
10:11He will come by boat,
10:13and there is a great Yagura here.
10:16If you climb up here,
10:18you'll find a great Yagura.
10:20You'll find a great Yagura.
10:22You'll find a great Yagura.
10:24It's a bit of a tough setting,
10:27but the explosive army
10:29will climb the long ladder
10:31without a doubt.
10:34I'm looking forward to this.
10:37But beyond that,
10:41there is a man.
10:43Masashige Kusunoki
10:45was waiting for him.
10:48How will he do it?
10:51Who will come?
10:54That's the scary part.
10:56Oh, damn it!
10:58Oh, damn it!
11:00Oh, damn it!
11:02Oh, damn it!
11:04Oh, damn it!
11:06Oh, damn it!
11:08Whoa!
11:11He is so scary!
11:13He is scary!
11:15Whoa!
11:17Whoa!
11:20Whoa!
11:22Whoa!
11:24He is scary!
11:26The bridge is connected.
11:28It's not an accident.
11:30It's not an accident.
11:32It's not that kind of story.
11:34Hey!
11:36It's so far away!
11:38It's so short!
11:40Throw it a little bit more!
11:42He's the best!
11:44This is Masashige,
11:46who fought against the Wakfu for the first time.
11:48This is so scary!
11:50In fact,
11:52he was supposed to burn Ladabashi,
11:56but due to the safety and budget,
11:58he had to do this.
12:02But I'm sure
12:04this might be the right choice
12:06for a modern variety show.
12:12This is a prank campaign.
12:14A prank campaign?
12:16What?
12:18In the Kamakura period,
12:20Masashige Tsutsunoki
12:22defeated an enemy
12:24who attacked
12:26with a ladder
12:28on a farm.
12:30I don't know!
12:32I don't remember
12:34what happened.
12:36I was in the sea.
12:38This is too scary.
12:40This is so scary!
12:42I can't react.
12:44He defeated
12:46the Wakfu army
12:48for the first time.
12:50The second Wakfu
12:52appeared.
12:54The third Wakfu
12:56appeared.
13:00In the same Wakfu,
13:02there was a samurai
13:04from the Edo Wakfu.
13:08A man who has been
13:10time-slipping since 400 years ago.
13:12What kind of face
13:14will he show
13:16in a 700-year-old prank?
13:18It's so red.
13:22If you look closely,
13:24the Wakfu army
13:26is holding a sword.
13:28He has to stop it
13:30somehow.
13:32It's so red.
13:38I was surprised.
13:40Who is it?
13:42Are you kidding me?
13:44Who is it?
13:46Are you kidding me?
13:50No way!
13:52Are you kidding me?
13:58Are you kidding me?
14:04Who is it?
14:06Who is it?
14:08He is a famous samurai
14:10from the Hamakura era
14:12in the Edo Wakfu.
14:14The war has passed
14:16and the army
14:18has risen.
14:22What I want you to understand
14:24is that
14:26you are witnessing
14:28the collaboration
14:30between
14:32Kamakura,
14:34Edo and Reiwa.
14:36What are you talking about?
14:38It's a prank.
14:40Are you kidding me?
14:42Are you kidding me?
14:44Are you kidding me?
14:46What are you talking about?
14:48Are you kidding me?
14:50Are you kidding me?
14:52The samurai
14:54has been defeated.
14:56The samurai has been defeated.
14:58The samurai has been defeated.
15:00The third Wakfu army
15:02has come.
15:04I'm Taku Suzuki
15:06from Drunk Dragon.
15:08I'm Taku Suzuki
15:10from Drunk Dragon.
15:20The third Wakfu army
15:22has come.
15:26I'm Taku Suzuki
15:28from Drunk Dragon.
15:30I'm Taku Suzuki
15:32from Drunk Dragon.
15:38This time,
15:40the soldier
15:42is an old soldier
15:44but he climbs up easily.
15:50Stupid!
15:52Stupid!
15:56Stupid!
16:02Stupid!
16:04Stupid!
16:08Stupid!
16:10Stupid!
16:12This is funny.
16:16What?
16:18Even after the
16:20Nadabashigo incident,
16:22it is said that
16:24Shige Masa
16:26used many tricks
16:28to confuse the enemy.
16:30to confuse the enemy.
16:32If Shige Masa
16:34was born in the present,
16:36he would have become
16:38a good prank director.
16:40a good prank director.
16:42It is not thought so.
16:44It is not thought so.
16:46It is a prank.
16:48It's a prank.
16:50It's a prank.
16:52It is expensive.
16:54It is expensive.
16:56What's wrong?
16:58It's expensive.
17:00It's an ordinary prank.
17:02It's an ordinary prank.
17:04What's this?
17:06It's a prank to learn history.
17:08It's a prank to learn history.
17:10In a battle,
17:12Shige Masa
17:14defeated the enemy
17:16who brought a ladder.
17:18He used a huge ladder
17:20to attack.
17:22It's a Nadabashigo.
17:24It's a Nadabashigo.
17:26It's a Nadabashigo.
17:28It's a Nadabashigo.
17:30It's a Nadabashigo.
17:32It's a Nadabashigo.
17:34What will he learn from the following prank?
17:36What will he learn from the following prank?
17:38Kai-Otoshi.
17:401600.
17:42Japan.
17:46The famous
17:48world cup
17:50of Sekigahara.
17:52Masayuki Sanada of the Western army
17:54will go to
17:56Tokugawa Hidetada
17:58who is a high official of the Ueda castle.
18:00But at this time, 38,000 Tokugawa troops were attacking the 3,000 Sanada troops defending the city.
18:08The number is increasing.
18:09The number of weapons against the enemy troops climbing the walls was also increasing.
18:13The situation was dire.
18:17What should we do?
18:19Is it a matter of time?
18:22Then, at that time.
18:26Well, I'm in trouble.
18:29There was someone who was eating.
18:31At this timing.
18:36It was porridge.
18:42Hot! Hot! Hot!
18:45Hot!
18:46Hot!
18:49Oh!
18:50That's it!
18:52That's it!
18:55I don't know if that happened.
18:58Masayuki Sanada came up with the idea of using hot porridge as a weapon.
19:08It is said that the Sanada army defeated the Tokugawa army by pouring hot porridge on the enemy troops climbing the walls.
19:21It was defeated!
19:23The masterpiece of Masayuki Sanada, famous for his reputation.
19:27This will be revived as a prank of Reiwa.
19:39Summer of 2024.
19:42420 years after the battle at Ueda Castle.
19:45The Tokugawa army was trying to attack the bouldering facility again.
19:53The Tokugawa army's number one enemy was the former firefighter, Watari 119.
20:04And on the wall that stood in front of him.
20:10There was a picture of Sanada preparing hot porridge.
20:17Are your legs shaking?
20:19No, they're not.
20:24Hot! Hot! Hot!
20:26Hot! Hot! Hot!
20:33The Tokugawa army's number one enemy was the former firefighter, Watari 119.
20:43And on the wall that stood in front of him.
20:48There was a picture of Sanada preparing hot porridge.
20:53On the top of the wall, there was the image of the Sanada army preparing for a heated meeting.
21:03Are you ready, Watani-san?
21:05Ready!
21:07Let's go!
21:11How is it?
21:12I feel like I have to hold it for a long time.
21:16The Tokugawa army, which has reached the top of the wall, is climbing with no sense of tension.
21:30Just a little more to the top.
21:34Then it was time.
21:46I can't do it!
21:57Who are you?
22:03I can't do it!
22:06I can't do it!
22:08Damn it!
22:10The plan to destroy the enemy with Okayu, which was taken to protect Shiro and Inuchi, is now being told as a surprise.
22:26And now, from the point of view of compliance, this Okayu has become a fake made of flour and water.
22:38You're very considerate!
22:43I know!
22:47It's a corner where you learn history with a surprise.
22:52There is a man who did this operation in 1600.
22:57His name is Otoshi Kayu.
23:00Otoshi Kayu?
23:02He's lame.
23:04But you've already memorized how many years it's been, haven't you?
23:071600 years.
23:09Oh, that's what you mean?
23:12Amazing!
23:14The Tokugawa army's first spear, Watari.
23:17It was shot down.
23:19The second spear of the Tokugawa army that followed was...
23:23This person!
23:25Hello!
23:26I'll wash my body with a chanko pot.
23:29I'm Michiyo!
23:30Nice to meet you!
23:32Michiyo is very good at judo.
23:34The next leg is difficult.
23:37The top of the mountain is already in sight.
23:39That was the time.
23:44What?
23:52Oh no!
23:57So this is what happened.
23:59This is how enemies fall.
24:0310 seconds!
24:05I hate this!
24:06I hate this attack!
24:12No matter what kind of monster comes,
24:15in front of the deadly Otoshi Kayu,
24:18there are babies, of course.
24:21Especially in the head,
24:23you can often hear the hot Okayu.
24:28And for the sake of compliance,
24:31I repeat,
24:33that Okayu...
24:34That's not the point!
24:37I don't care about that!
24:40The Tokugawa army attacked Ueda Castle.
24:43Yes, yes.
24:44I know Ueda Castle.
24:46I like history.
24:48What?
24:50You won that battle with this?
24:53Seriously?
24:54You're addicted to history!
24:56That's right!
24:57I felt the spirit of the Tokugawa soldiers.
25:01Yes, yes.
25:02I'm so happy!
25:05Seriously!
25:07I won.
25:09I won.
25:12Next up is...
25:14This guy!
25:16Hello!
25:17I'm the best of the best!
25:19Are you okay?
25:20We need more water.
25:22Are you okay?
25:23Amatsumi is an army of mercenaries,
25:26who are weak at water.
25:29This hot Okayu is not a mercenary.
25:35He's a soldier.
25:37He was a soldier.
25:39He's a soldier.
25:42He's a soldier.
25:44He's a soldier.
25:46He's a soldier.
25:48He's a soldier.
25:50He's a soldier.
25:51Let's listen to the hot conversation of the two of them.
25:55When the height of the bouldering comes out, I feel a little nervous.
25:59It's not enough, is it?
26:00You've come up quite a bit, haven't you?
26:02You've come up quite a bit, haven't you?
26:03Oh, this is good.
26:05This is...
26:09Wait a minute.
26:11Wait a minute.
26:12Wait a minute.
26:13Wait a minute.
26:14Wait a minute.
26:15Wait a minute.
26:16Wait a minute.
26:17Wait a minute.
26:18Wait a minute.
26:19Wait a minute.
26:20Wait a minute.
26:21Wait a minute.
26:23Wait a minute.
26:24Wait a minute.
26:26What is this?
26:28I'm still mine.
26:29Wait a minute.
26:30Wait a minute.
26:31Wait a minute.
26:32Brother, what are you doing?
26:37His strategy to fight desperately was a surprise in the course.
26:44I'm a GP, that's what I got, my love.
26:49Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi,
27:05Ah, you're from the GP, aren't you?
27:08Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
27:13Oi, you have no sense of GPs!
27:21What? Did you learn history from a prank?
27:23Yep…
27:24That sounds interesting!
27:26What's going on?
27:28The Tokugawa army that's coming up from behind, I bought it for them.
27:33What?
27:34You sound like NHK because of what you're saying.
27:37You sound like Fuji TV.
27:40What you're saying and what you're doing are different.
27:43Lastly, as a member of the Tokugawa army, please say a word.
27:46Yes.
27:48I'll kill you!
27:52Can I say one more thing?
27:54Of course.
27:55Of course!
27:56Of course, of course.
27:59I don't want to be called that.
28:01He got caught up in the third round.
28:03In the end, he slipped and had an accident.
28:07I didn't have an accident.
28:09I'm sorry.
28:11Okay, thank you very much.
28:14Is it over?
28:15It's over.
28:16Is it over?
28:17I'll post this on Twitter.
28:19What is this?
28:22Please interpret.
28:26Please interpret.
28:28I'll do it in one go.
28:303, 2, 1.
28:44I forgot!
28:47I forgot!
28:49I forgot!
28:51He slipped and had an accident.
28:57That's the end of today's lesson.
29:04Director Kouki Mitani's best film,
29:07Suomi no Hanashi wo Shiyou, is being released.
29:12Masami Nagasawa and the cast are full of charm.
29:17It's a very mysterious comedy.
29:22At the end, it's a very interesting film that makes you want to dance like Kintaro.
29:27Please watch it at the theater.
29:37And a nice reaction to the fall sports day special,
29:42Byoude Dokkiri.
29:44Byoude Tobibako Tondara Ike.
29:48When the target flies a flying box,
29:51it's not a mat in front of it,
29:54but a pond.
29:58Here we go.
30:04Ready, set, go.
30:14No!
30:17No!
30:19In mid-air.
30:21It's impossible to notice that.
30:25No!
30:30Damn it.
30:38No!
30:41No!
30:43Damn it!
30:46Damn it!
30:49Damn it!
30:51No!
30:54Damn it!
31:02Did something happen when you flew?
31:04Something happened.
31:06I didn't have time.
31:09I didn't have time.
31:11I'm sorry.
31:15An old man eating candy in a hospital.
31:19In a normal candy eating competition,
31:22you don't use your hands to find the candy in the powder,
31:25but you use your face to find it.
31:27However,
31:29what we're going to do today is
31:31not the candy in the powder,
31:34but the old man's face.
31:38Okay.
31:42Osaku is taking off his glasses.
31:44And he puts his face in the powder.
31:46Good luck.
31:53He's struggling to find the candy in the powder,
31:55but he's trying his best to find it.
31:57But it's probably the old man's face.
32:00He's struggling!
32:02He's trying to find the candy in the powder.
32:04He can see the old man's face,
32:06but Osaku is closing his eyes,
32:08so he can't see the candy.
32:12He's trying to find the candy in the powder.
32:14He's trying to find the candy in the powder.
32:16He's trying to find the candy in the powder.
32:17He's taking off his glasses.
32:19Can he find the candy?
32:30He found it!
32:36What?
32:37He has to find the candy.
32:39He has to find the candy?
32:41That's a good thing.
32:45Why does he have to find the candy?
32:4811 people out of 10 in a second.
32:5311 people out of 10.
32:55It's a race like this.
32:57But when they start running,
33:00they start to lose track of the course.
33:02Only the target at the very end
33:04of the course
33:06will crash into the wall.
33:08That's the prank.
33:10The target is...
33:12Good morning!
33:14Good morning!
33:16Nice to meet you.
33:18Nice to meet you.
33:20Recently, this program's favorite
33:22Kiregei idol,
33:24Soya Inari.
33:26Ready, set, go!
33:29They started off well.
33:32As expected of an idol.
33:34With his athletic nerves,
33:36he's in perfect sync with his teammates.
33:38Oh!
33:39He's slowing down.
33:40He's getting pushed out of the course.
33:42Wait, wait, wait.
33:44Wait, wait, wait.
33:46Wait, wait, wait.
33:48Wait, wait, wait.
33:50Wait, wait, wait.
33:52Hey!
33:55Hey, hey, hey!
33:56The second shot.
33:58No, I'm going to die!
34:00Wait, wait, wait.
34:02Wait, wait.
34:04I'm not going to die!
34:06The third shot.
34:08Don't hit me!
34:10I'm going to die!
34:16And the last shot.
34:18Hey, this isn't a prank.
34:20Wait, wait, wait.
34:22Run, Baldur!
34:24Run, Baldur!
34:26Hey, wait!
34:29He's angry now.
34:34Damn it!
34:41Wait! Damn it!
34:44He's angry now.
34:45What the hell is this?
34:48Cream.
34:49How do you know that?
34:51I know it's cream, but I know it hurts.
34:53Wait a minute.
34:54Then you should wipe it off.
34:56Wipe it off.
34:57Wipe it off.
34:58Wipe it off.
35:01Wipe it off.
35:02This is...
35:05Hey!
35:07Hey!
35:12This is great.
35:15Don't pet me!
35:17Don't pet me!
35:22Don't pet me!
35:25Don't pet me!
35:28Don't pet me!