• 2 months ago
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00:00:30That wraps up the first edition of the Pittsburgh Pulse.
00:00:43Our thanks to Democratic Congressman Mark Allen and Lisa D'Onofrio of the Penn Conservative
00:00:48League for joining us today.
00:00:50We hope you'll join us every Saturday as we look at the day's top issues from all sides,
00:00:55even McCormick's whacked out lefty perspective.
00:00:58That's right, and Mike will continue his quest to make Bill O'Reilly look progressive.
00:01:04We've got shows coming up on Wall Street reform, calls for a national energy policy, and the
00:01:09drive for marriage equality in the Keystone State.
00:01:12Mike loves that one.
00:01:14Say I don't, Pennsylvania.
00:01:16And of course, you can follow our columns Tuesdays and Thursdays in the Times Herald.
00:01:20Until next time, I'm Mike Steinman.
00:01:22And I'm Colin McCormick on the Pulse.
00:01:27Who's your daddy?
00:01:28Okay.
00:01:29Okay.
00:01:30So this year turned out pretty good.
00:01:34Mike, Colin, nice work.
00:01:36Okay.
00:01:37That's enough.
00:01:39Enough.
00:01:40I don't need their egos any bigger.
00:01:43Now maybe you heard this.
00:01:47Print is dead.
00:01:49How about them apples?
00:01:51Christ.
00:01:52So corporate is hot for the potential synergy here.
00:01:58I swear to God if I never say that word again.
00:02:00Anyways, hints have seen the commercial tomorrow at noon, so keep spreading the word.
00:02:06Benavides, my office.
00:02:08The rest of you clowns, enjoy the weekend.
00:02:28Hey Amber, did you get those Medicare stats?
00:02:55Yeah.
00:02:56She is such a mess.
00:02:57Okay.
00:03:00Amber is a stripper name.
00:03:02And you can't hire someone with a stripper name to produce a news show.
00:03:05Yeah, tell that to Steinman.
00:03:07Listen, did I see interns?
00:03:10Yeah.
00:03:11Started yesterday.
00:03:12Can I borrow one?
00:03:13I've got a little research project and I swear Amber just goes to Wikipedia.
00:03:19Monday okay?
00:03:20Perfect.
00:03:21Heading out.
00:03:22Gotta get to the gym.
00:03:23Or you could just give in to middle age spread like the rest of us.
00:03:26Maybe I will.
00:03:27When I'm middle aged.
00:03:56So long.
00:03:57It don't matter how far down.
00:03:58Yet again.
00:03:59Along.
00:04:00Along the way.
00:04:01It don't matter how far.
00:04:02It don't matter how far we've gone.
00:04:03It don't matter how far.
00:04:04Six unanswered points.
00:04:05Six unanswered points.
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00:04:23Six unanswered points.
00:04:26Shit.
00:04:27The Panthers can't afford this kind of deficit in the early going.
00:04:30Stamina was a big question mark for this young team coming into the season and they've already
00:04:34won a couple of big leagues.
00:04:35Well, there you are.
00:04:38Why is it celebrities are never on time?
00:04:41Seriously.
00:04:42You and Madonna always keep me waiting.
00:04:44It's in the handbook.
00:04:46How was the screening?
00:04:47It turned out great.
00:04:50Kind of weird to see myself on TV, though.
00:04:53Oh, right.
00:04:54You know you can't wait to be besieged by adoring fans.
00:04:57Got my first one today.
00:04:59Caught one of the interns checking me out.
00:05:02Kind of cute.
00:05:03Too common.
00:05:04Oh, relax.
00:05:05I like them young, but there are limits.
00:05:07Do we need to have a little talk about sexual harassment?
00:05:10You know, it's generally frowned upon.
00:05:12Shut it.
00:05:13The game's started.
00:05:14They're getting hammered.
00:05:17Yo.
00:05:18Oh, come on.
00:05:19Where's the defense?
00:05:20What?
00:05:21Is it getting worse?
00:05:22Down 12 already?
00:05:23Jesus.
00:05:24Hey.
00:05:25Welcome back.
00:05:26Please.
00:05:27I don't know that one journal article
00:05:30counts as a career renaissance.
00:05:32Always on the bright side with you.
00:05:35Yeah, it's part of my charm.
00:05:37Oh, come on.
00:05:39Harper is throwing bricks.
00:05:40They need to sit them now.
00:05:42Buh-bye.
00:05:43Easy, Prince Charming.
00:05:44Get your food before it ices over.
00:05:46Ah, see?
00:05:47I should coach.
00:05:49You're a genius.
00:05:51Hey.
00:05:53We should go out tonight.
00:05:55After the game.
00:05:57We should celebrate.
00:05:58Yeah.
00:05:59Stewart, when was the last time you got some?
00:06:03Let's see.
00:06:04Truman was president, so...
00:06:06No, wait.
00:06:07Eisenhower was president.
00:06:08Eisenhower.
00:06:09Eisenhower.
00:06:10Eisenhower.
00:06:11Eisenhower.
00:06:12Eisenhower.
00:06:13Eisenhower.
00:06:14Eisenhower.
00:06:15I hate Eisenhower, so see?
00:06:16I'm good.
00:06:17You have fun.
00:06:18Oh, I will.
00:06:40Mom.
00:06:42Mom, I can't.
00:06:45You're slurring.
00:06:46I can't understand you.
00:06:47He said what?
00:06:49What did he...
00:06:53I'm sure he didn't mean that.
00:06:55I said I'm sure...
00:06:59Why don't you just call me tomorrow?
00:07:03No.
00:07:04No, I don't want to talk to him.
00:07:06Mom, no!
00:07:08Fuck.
00:07:13Hi, Dad.
00:07:14Uh...
00:07:15Yes, sir, I can tell.
00:07:17Just tell her I'll...
00:07:21Dad?
00:07:24Are you there?
00:07:25Dad?
00:07:26Dad?
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00:07:53Dad?
00:07:54Yo.
00:07:56Are we two or three?
00:07:58Kicked him out.
00:08:00Oh, good, I'm starving.
00:08:02I let you have an extra hour.
00:08:04Hey, Dad, what's up?
00:08:06Hey, Tom.
00:08:08Is he...
00:08:12Oh, fuck.
00:08:18Colin, your show.
00:08:20Is it on DVR?
00:08:22Is it on DVR?
00:08:33Alex died.
00:08:35Your Uncle Liam's Alex?
00:08:37Massive stroke last night.
00:08:39Oh, my God.
00:08:41Liam's devastated.
00:08:43So...
00:08:46We're gonna go out to L.A. just to...
00:08:50Be with him, help with all the arrangements.
00:08:54You want me to go with?
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:59Dad would really appreciate that.
00:09:01Liam, too.
00:09:20I feel like I was blessed to have him.
00:09:25And, uh, now I feel blessed again
00:09:28because you're all here with me
00:09:31to celebrate his life.
00:09:35My big brother, Tom,
00:09:37thank you, Tommy,
00:09:39for giving me a way
00:09:41when Alex finally could make an honest man of me.
00:09:45And our precious,
00:09:47precious friends.
00:09:51You know, Alex's family,
00:09:55they never accepted who he was.
00:09:58And-and that hurt him
00:10:02more than you can imagine.
00:10:04But you,
00:10:06all of you,
00:10:08you were his family.
00:10:28It's very nice to meet you.
00:10:30I want you to think about it.
00:10:32I will. I-I promise.
00:10:34Search committee at UCLA.
00:10:36I know, crazy, right?
00:10:38You boys, talk Mr. Plain.
00:10:40Love you, Dad.
00:10:42Love you, son.
00:10:44Stu, thanks for coming out.
00:10:46Of course.
00:10:48They look very handsome, Stuart.
00:10:50Thanks, Mrs. Adams.
00:10:52Go, go, go.
00:10:54Bye, I love you.
00:10:56After 50 years,
00:10:58I'm glad you're here.
00:11:00After 50 years?
00:11:04Have we missed out?
00:11:06That's a dangerous question.
00:11:08What color's the car?
00:11:10I mean, growing up, I wanted to be just like my dad, you know?
00:11:12Devoted wife, couple of kids.
00:11:16When I realized I was gay,
00:11:18I guess I thought of family,
00:11:20just wasn't in the cards.
00:11:22Please, you're not the Marian kind.
00:11:24You're more of a slut.
00:11:26Shut it.
00:11:29Yeah, but...
00:11:31And don't forget all that spunk you sold for beer money at Yale.
00:11:33You're a father. Check it off.
00:11:35Stuart.
00:11:37Jesus, you're not...
00:11:39What?
00:11:41You make it impossible sometimes.
00:11:43Are we talking actual feelings here?
00:11:45Do we do that?
00:11:47Not if you can help it.
00:11:49Okay, I'm listening.
00:11:51Mmm.
00:11:53Who's your daddy?
00:11:59Just give me the keys.
00:12:11I'll tell you why, Pat.
00:12:13The Bible very clearly tells us
00:12:15that marriage is between a man and a woman
00:12:17and it is a marriage between two people.
00:12:19It is a covenant between a man and a woman
00:12:21and it is a sacred covenant.
00:12:23The Bible also very clearly tells us
00:12:25that homosexuality is an abomination
00:12:27and that is the word, abomination.
00:12:29Knock, knock.
00:12:31What the fuck?
00:12:33The Reverend Irvin Lockwood.
00:12:35Amber booked him for the show on marriage equality.
00:12:37Of course she did.
00:12:39I come bearing intern.
00:12:45Why are you lurking like that?
00:12:47Come here.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:51He's not gonna bite.
00:12:53Colin McCormick, Thaddeus Bloom.
00:12:55It's T.
00:12:57Goes by T.
00:12:59Nice to meet you, T.
00:13:01Char showed me your samples,
00:13:03some of the strongest student writing I've ever read.
00:13:05Really? You liked it?
00:13:07That's...wow.
00:13:09Okay, this one won't stop talking about you.
00:13:11Colin this, Colin that.
00:13:13You'd think you were Justin Bieber.
00:13:15Not beaver.
00:13:17Whatevs, figured you'd know.
00:13:19Alright, my shit comes first, capiche?
00:13:21Yes, ma'am.
00:13:23Ma'am?
00:13:25Can you fucking believe this?
00:13:27Oh my God.
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:31So are you familiar
00:13:33with Reverend Irvin Lockwood?
00:13:35Yes, sir. Pops means we watch him every Sunday.
00:13:37Oh, you're not a...
00:13:39No, sir.
00:13:41The Reverend's not too fond of us homosexuals.
00:13:44I kind of hate him.
00:13:46Well, we need to stay objective here.
00:13:48But there are rumors.
00:13:50I'm sure you've heard.
00:13:52The mistress?
00:13:54That's the devil's tongue talking.
00:13:56So he says.
00:13:58No one's ever been able to connect the dots,
00:14:00but I thought if we gathered all the various
00:14:02sources that do exist...
00:14:04We can see all the dots at once?
00:14:06Right.
00:14:08This guy calls himself a defender of marriage.
00:14:10If he's screwing around,
00:14:12we can nail him on it.
00:14:14We have a month. See what you can find.
00:14:16Yes, sir.
00:14:18T, um, this whole sir thing,
00:14:20it's killing me.
00:14:22Just Colin, please.
00:14:24Yes, sir. Colin.
00:14:42Holy crap, traffic was...
00:14:44Oh, uh...
00:14:46You looking for Colin?
00:14:48He's in Miss Miyake's office.
00:14:50Thanks.
00:14:55I still think you're too ugly for TV.
00:14:57The makeup helps.
00:14:59You're still wearing it, you know.
00:15:01It kind of makes me feel pretty.
00:15:05Great show, guys.
00:15:07Good night.
00:15:09Uh, Medicare?
00:15:11Uh...
00:15:13Admit it, Mike.
00:15:15You hired her for her tits.
00:15:17McCormick, please.
00:15:19There's a lady present.
00:15:21Fuck that. Answer the question.
00:15:23Hey, Stu.
00:15:25Hey, sir.
00:15:27Michael.
00:15:29Game starts in 20,
00:15:31and I don't want to have to chase people from our seats.
00:15:33Did you get my message?
00:15:35Oh, shit. We were taping, so I turned off my phone.
00:15:37All right, ladies, better go wash this makeup off
00:15:39so the wife doesn't think McCormick's giving me the gay.
00:15:43Yeah, go get this, baby!
00:15:48Do you guys even read his columns?
00:15:52So who's that in your office?
00:15:54T, short for Thaddeus. He's an intern.
00:15:56What's this about an interview?
00:15:58UCLA. They're flying me out for some meetings
00:16:00end of next week.
00:16:02So you applied?
00:16:04Well, it seemed like such a long shot.
00:16:06You don't think I should?
00:16:08Huh? Oh, no, it's just...
00:16:10I mean, they're a big deal, right?
00:16:14I thought you were over high-pressure academia.
00:16:16I don't know.
00:16:1815 years?
00:16:20Maybe I can handle the political bullshit
00:16:22now that I'm older.
00:16:24Yeah, but you're happy here, right?
00:16:27Avoiding the question?
00:16:29Perpetually.
00:16:57How do you fix that?
00:16:59I've had three different I.T. guys in here.
00:17:01McCormick, I got a bail on the game.
00:17:03Little Mike's been puking all day
00:17:05and the wife's in a mood.
00:17:07Is he all right?
00:17:09Yeah, he's fine. He's a kid.
00:17:11He eats bugs, you know.
00:17:13Did you eat bugs?
00:17:15No, I don't think so.
00:17:17Me, either.
00:17:19I mean, I don't know.
00:17:21I mean, I don't know.
00:17:23I mean, I don't know.
00:17:25Me, either.
00:17:27Hey.
00:17:29Any interest in catching a basketball game?
00:17:39I still can't believe you spent two years
00:17:41at UNC and never went
00:17:43to a single game.
00:17:45Here, let me...
00:17:47It still has the stickers on it.
00:17:49That's hip-hop, man.
00:17:51Leaving the stickers on? That's ridiculous.
00:17:53Let me break in the brim a little.
00:17:55No, no, it's my hat.
00:17:57I paid for it.
00:17:59Yo, this isn't over.
00:18:05So how's it going?
00:18:07Holy crap.
00:18:09That bad, huh?
00:18:11No, no, no, no, that good.
00:18:13They love me.
00:18:15Really?
00:18:17Well, you don't have to sound so surprised.
00:18:19Well, I'm not.
00:18:21I'm meeting with the dean.
00:18:23He has read all my stuff, which was surreal.
00:18:25That's great.
00:18:27Right?
00:18:29And this afternoon, I'm just touring the campus
00:18:31and I get hit on by this cute professor
00:18:33from the history department.
00:18:35Maybe the universe is trying to tell me something.
00:18:37Did you just say the universe?
00:18:39Oh, God.
00:18:41One day and I'm already talking like that.
00:18:43Mention Kale and I'm sending out
00:18:45a rescue party.
00:18:47Please send a hit squad.
00:18:49I'm going to the history department for a drink.
00:18:51Um, I gotta go.
00:18:53Tomorrow is meetings, meetings, meetings
00:18:55and then some big dinner thing,
00:18:57but I'll call when I can.
00:18:59Okay, talk to you then. Gladys.
00:19:07Something wrong?
00:19:09Hmm?
00:19:11Oh, no, no, just...
00:19:15Stew.
00:19:18Another round?
00:19:20Sure.
00:19:38About half an hour north of Asheville,
00:19:40near the Tennessee line.
00:19:42Sounds rustic.
00:19:44You know, I grew up right here, Carnegie Mellon faculty brass.
00:19:46Yeah, I know.
00:19:48Look at that ball control.
00:19:50Come on.
00:19:52How can you not love basketball?
00:19:54Why? Because I'm black?
00:19:58Shut it, jackass.
00:20:00Because you're from North Carolina.
00:20:02Dean Smith, Coach K,
00:20:04Michael fucking Jordan.
00:20:06Pops wasn't too big on extracurriculars.
00:20:08Took too much time out of Bible study.
00:20:12Wait, seriously?
00:20:14Yes, sir.
00:20:16Stop that.
00:20:20Wow, so your dad's
00:20:22pretty religious.
00:20:24Um, I was raised by my grandparents,
00:20:26but, yeah,
00:20:28Pentecostal.
00:20:30No snakes or nothing.
00:20:32People always ask about that, but
00:20:34still pretty hardcore.
00:20:36Are your parents...
00:20:38Yeah, in a car wreck.
00:20:40I was three.
00:20:42I don't remember anything.
00:20:44I'm sorry.
00:20:46So,
00:20:48does your grandfather
00:20:50know you're gay?
00:20:52Oh, yeah.
00:20:54He called me my best friend.
00:20:56You know.
00:20:58Oh, shit.
00:21:00He used to pray over me.
00:21:02Like, a lot.
00:21:04Out, Satan, leave this boy.
00:21:06It's pretty intense.
00:21:08I told him I was healed once,
00:21:10but then he called us again.
00:21:14I'm sorry.
00:21:22The program was great.
00:21:24I just transferred.
00:21:26I'm gay. I'm black.
00:21:28I talk different.
00:21:30Gotta be tough.
00:21:32No, everyone's super nice.
00:21:34Just, I don't know, sometimes I feel like
00:21:36I'm their pet alien or something.
00:21:39Phone home.
00:21:43What?
00:21:45Pet alien, like E.T.
00:21:47Oh, like the movie.
00:21:49I've never really seen it.
00:21:51We didn't...
00:21:53Come on, with Elliot and E.T. and
00:21:55what's her name, Drew Barrymore?
00:21:57The bicycle chase and they start flying?
00:21:59No?
00:22:01It sounds cool.
00:22:03It's from the 80s, right?
00:22:05Oh, shit. Never mind.
00:22:07So you feel like an alien.
00:22:09But do you think your classmates
00:22:11really view you that way?
00:22:13Or is that...
00:22:15Oh, sorry.
00:22:17What?
00:22:19I don't mean to grill you.
00:22:21Hazard of the job, every conversation's an interview.
00:22:23You'll see.
00:22:25What's your favorite color?
00:22:27My...
00:22:29I'm practicing my interview skills.
00:22:31Favorite color.
00:22:33That's your opening question?
00:22:35Wow, I smell a Pulitzer.
00:22:37Favorite color.
00:22:39Blue.
00:22:41Cats or dogs?
00:22:43Neither.
00:22:45It's not that I don't like them, I just can't be around them.
00:22:47Allergic.
00:22:49Me too. Like my eyes start swelling up and I can't stop sneezing.
00:22:51Exactly.
00:22:53Um...
00:22:55Hang on, I gotta...
00:23:05Woo!
00:23:15Sorry.
00:23:17About that.
00:23:23I've enjoyed hanging out with you,
00:23:25Thaddeus Bloom.
00:23:27Yeah, me too.
00:23:29I've enjoyed hanging out with you,
00:23:31Thaddeus Bloom.
00:23:33Yeah, me too.
00:23:47Oh...
00:23:49Shit.
00:23:53Did I...
00:23:55No, it's...
00:23:57Oh, shit.
00:23:59What the fuck am I doing?
00:24:01Oh, fuck! Don't! Oh, fuck!
00:24:03What is wrong with me?
00:24:05No, listen.
00:24:07T, this is my fault. I'm sorry.
00:24:09You're an intern.
00:24:11It's okay.
00:24:13No, T, it's not. You should go.
00:24:15What?
00:24:17Just go. Forget Lockwood.
00:24:19We shouldn't be...
00:24:21Oh, fuck. I can stay.
00:24:23No, just stay away from me. I mean it.
00:24:25Stay away.
00:24:31Fuck.
00:25:01Fuck.
00:25:03Fuck.
00:25:30Hey.
00:25:33Hey.
00:25:37I couldn't figure out the coffee maker.
00:25:42It took me a week.
00:25:44The manual's like war and peace.
00:25:48Did you shower?
00:25:50Nah, I have to change before work anyway.
00:25:52I shower at the dorm.
00:25:54Dorm.
00:25:56Oh, Christ.
00:25:59T, um...
00:26:02Last night...
00:26:06I think this might be...
00:26:08Your place is really cool.
00:26:10Oh.
00:26:12Yeah.
00:26:14Thanks.
00:26:20Just like Grandma made.
00:26:32Hi, this is Professor Stuart Wisniewski,
00:26:34and this is my personal voicemail.
00:26:36If you're calling about office hours,
00:26:38please call my...
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:32I'm sorry.
00:27:52Wow, this brings back memories.
00:27:56Never mind.
00:27:59Fine, when I was a senior in high school,
00:28:01I used to fool around with this guy on the fourth floor,
00:28:03Kevin...
00:28:05Kevin...
00:28:07Oh, shit, I don't think I ever knew his last name.
00:28:09Oh, gee, that's real classy, Mr. Role Model.
00:28:12Oh, wait.
00:28:14You have to wait a minute.
00:28:16T, don't worry about it.
00:28:18You should have seen how messy I was in college.
00:28:20Drove Stu nuts.
00:28:22No, just wait here, okay?
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:26Hey.
00:28:28All right.
00:28:53Okay.
00:28:55You can come in now.
00:29:05Wow.
00:29:08Stu would approve.
00:29:12Well...
00:29:14I always had to clean my room or else.
00:29:21Why'd you transfer?
00:29:24Just... distance.
00:29:27As in you needed some?
00:29:34T, why do you have this?
00:29:36Pops in it.
00:29:39Why would you keep it?
00:29:45Oh.
00:29:47Babe.
00:29:54Yep.
00:29:58This is going.
00:30:04Oh.
00:30:06Oh.
00:30:08Oh.
00:30:10Oh.
00:30:12Oh.
00:30:14Oh.
00:30:24Oh.
00:30:37Put her on hold.
00:30:54Okay.
00:30:58For the pub.
00:31:03And tea.
00:31:23You're early.
00:31:25Yeah. I got a flight out this morning.
00:31:27But now I can't find my key.
00:31:29I need to get the spare.
00:31:31Oh. Right.
00:31:33Hey, that smells good. Have you got enough for two?
00:31:35The airline charged me eight bucks
00:31:37for a so-called snack box
00:31:39containing the most baffling assortment of crap.
00:31:41Uh, no.
00:31:43Sorry.
00:31:45So it turns out this trip
00:31:47is a fucking waste of time. Shocker.
00:31:49I thought it was going well.
00:31:51I thought it was going well until I...
00:31:53Um...
00:31:55Hello. Not enough for two.
00:31:57Okay.
00:31:59Sorry.
00:32:01Oh, my God. You're blushing.
00:32:03I am not.
00:32:05Look at you. You're blushing. Who is it?
00:32:07How do I not know this?
00:32:09Shit.
00:32:11You have to go.
00:32:17Okay.
00:32:19But you've got a promise
00:32:21to go easy.
00:32:25It's tea.
00:32:29No. The intern?
00:32:31Come on. Now, don't get all...
00:32:33Oh, Jesus, Colin.
00:32:35You know your little fetish for post-collegiates is bad enough,
00:32:37but come on. He's a fetus.
00:32:39I know. I know.
00:32:41But he's smart
00:32:43and kind of fascinating.
00:32:45He's got this totally fucked-up background.
00:32:47I mean, fucked...
00:32:49up.
00:32:51Look, why don't you stay for dinner?
00:32:53Talk to him, and you'll see.
00:32:57Or you can tell me that I'm crazy,
00:32:59because, seriously, I mean, I feel like a teenager here.
00:33:01Well, that makes two of you.
00:33:07He's 21.
00:33:09Colin, he is an employee.
00:33:11Okay, technically, he doesn't report to me.
00:33:13He's Char's intern.
00:33:15Really? That's what you're going with?
00:33:17I can't decide if this is funny
00:33:19or just pathetic.
00:33:21Be nice.
00:33:23Well, I'll try, but I make no promises.
00:33:29Hey!
00:33:31Hey.
00:33:33Gee,
00:33:35you remember Stu?
00:33:37He's gonna be
00:33:39joining us for dinner.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:43You're shitting me.
00:33:45Oh, I shit you not. Cut his fingernails
00:33:47during the interview.
00:33:49What an asshole.
00:33:51Well, he was Hal Tate's roommate at Princeton, so...
00:33:53So that explains it.
00:33:55Who?
00:33:57Doesn't matter. You know, I'd actually forgotten about that.
00:33:59Hal Tate was Stuart's mentor when he taught at Georgetown.
00:34:01So isn't that a good thing?
00:34:03Stu started getting more attention,
00:34:05and Tate didn't...
00:34:07We got into a pissing contest, and his dick was bigger, okay?
00:34:09Moving on.
00:34:11Anyway, it's beside the point
00:34:13because they're also talking to Patricia Braxton Hall.
00:34:15Who?
00:34:19Stuart.
00:34:21I'm not even sure who that is.
00:34:23The black Ann Coulter?
00:34:25Oh, her.
00:34:27She's a piece of work.
00:34:29She is appalling, but she's smart, and she is a diversity wet dream.
00:34:31Can I use the computer?
00:34:33I'm sorry, babe.
00:34:35We just had a lot to catch up on.
00:34:37It's okay. Can I use it?
00:34:39You didn't like the cacciatore?
00:34:41No, I'm not that hungry.
00:34:45Want me to make you a sandwich?
00:34:47No, I'm good.
00:34:49Come here.
00:34:51I think the laptop's by the bed.
00:35:01Want me to make you a sandwich?
00:35:03Shut it.
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:39Okay.
00:36:09Okay.
00:36:39Okay.
00:37:05Hey.
00:37:07Uh, sorry.
00:37:09Use the damn doorbell!
00:37:21What are you saying, man?
00:37:23You're anti-gay marriage?
00:37:25No, I'm not saying that at all, but let's be honest.
00:37:27It's a tradition designed to foster procreation
00:37:29in a specific way with a dominant husband
00:37:31and a subservient wife.
00:37:33So how is that a useful model
00:37:35for homosexual relationships?
00:37:37Not even straight people buy that shit anymore.
00:37:39There are legal rights that come with marriage.
00:37:41I mean, it's not just about procreation.
00:37:43There's no fertility requirement.
00:37:45Sterile people can still get married.
00:37:47Oh, I wish they would.
00:37:49We're being treated differently under the law.
00:37:51Civil rights.
00:37:53Now, there, I agree with you.
00:37:55Marriage may be a farce,
00:37:57but we should have equal access to it.
00:37:59You just like to argue.
00:38:01You're catching on.
00:38:03What?
00:38:05I can tell you like him.
00:38:07Well, let's not get carried away.
00:38:09Fine.
00:38:11He is very right for a sixth grader.
00:38:13Happy?
00:38:15Delighted.
00:38:19Is that all he's eating?
00:38:21Wasting bacon?
00:38:23That's just wrong.
00:38:25Aha!
00:38:27Showtime!
00:38:29Babe!
00:38:31Babe!
00:38:41Greetings, Pittsburghers.
00:38:43I'm Mike Steinman.
00:38:45And I'm Colin McCormick,
00:38:47and this is the Pittsburgh Pulse.
00:38:49Thanks for sharing your Saturday with us.
00:38:51This week, we're taking a closer look
00:38:53at the state of renewable energy in Pennsylvania.
00:38:55Is it for real,
00:38:57or just a lot of expensive wishful thinking?
00:38:59Exactly.
00:39:01Our guests today are Patty Hickenlooper,
00:39:03Executive Director of the Green States Initiative,
00:39:05and Republican State Senator George Winston.
00:39:07But first, let's take a look...
00:39:29There you are.
00:39:31T.
00:39:33It's okay.
00:39:35You know you can use it.
00:39:37Can't sleep again?
00:39:43So what have we got here?
00:39:45You're looking at porn, aren't you?
00:39:47No.
00:39:49Let me see.
00:39:51No.
00:39:53Hey, where did you get that picture?
00:39:55You don't know?
00:39:57Where did you get that picture?
00:39:59You friended my dad?
00:40:01Your account was logged on.
00:40:03I just kind of...
00:40:05T., that's not...
00:40:07When you talk about him, he sounds really cool.
00:40:15Yeah.
00:40:19I'm lucky.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23God.
00:40:25I was so young.
00:40:29I was so proud of that fish.
00:40:31Dad made me feel like I'd landed a great white.
00:40:35What else do we have in here?
00:40:37Wow.
00:40:39It's after he won state championship.
00:40:41Junior year.
00:40:47I love that one.
00:40:49Stew and me, commencement day.
00:40:51See, he does smile.
00:40:59That's Christmas in Aspen,
00:41:0196?
00:41:0397, does it say?
00:41:05Why is Stew there?
00:41:07He usually does the holidays
00:41:09with my folks.
00:41:11His dad's a marine,
00:41:13super conservative,
00:41:15and an asshole.
00:41:17Plus,
00:41:19his mom kind of drinks.
00:41:23But you guys were never...
00:41:25No.
00:41:27I mean, we fooled around
00:41:29some in college, but...
00:41:31No.
00:41:35He's my best friend.
00:41:43Okay.
00:41:45Okay.
00:41:47I need to get
00:41:49some sleep.
00:41:51Come on.
00:41:53Or maybe
00:41:55just get some.
00:42:15♪
00:42:46♪
00:42:52Can we go now?
00:42:54Come on, babe!
00:43:05So maybe you could help me prep
00:43:07on the constitutional arguments.
00:43:09Yeah, sure, I can pull some stuff together.
00:43:11I can do it.
00:43:13Thanks, babe,
00:43:15but I think this is more Stew's bailiwick.
00:43:17Chipotle maple syrup.
00:43:19That's perverse.
00:43:21No, it's just different.
00:43:23Try it.
00:43:25Hey, Kat.
00:43:27Hi, Sandra.
00:43:29Oh, my gosh!
00:43:31Colin McCormick.
00:43:33I love your show.
00:43:35And you, such a hottie.
00:43:37Why, thank you, gorgeous.
00:43:39You keep giving
00:43:41the Steinman hell.
00:43:43I will. I promise.
00:43:49Who's your daddy?
00:43:51Is the irony of that
00:43:53completely lost on you?
00:43:55Huh?
00:43:57Shut it.
00:43:59I mean, I will concede
00:44:01he's not your usual frat boy type,
00:44:03but I'm not used to your little conquests
00:44:05hanging around like this.
00:44:07Stewart, he's not a little conquest.
00:44:09I really think I...
00:44:13I don't know.
00:44:15Maybe the Greeks
00:44:17were on to something.
00:44:19You know, that older-younger thing?
00:44:21Please, those stories
00:44:23never ended well. Someone was always stabbing out
00:44:25their eyes or getting chained to a rock.
00:44:27Just ease up a bit.
00:44:29Please.
00:44:31Fine.
00:44:35Does he
00:44:37look thin to you?
00:44:41Oh, God.
00:44:47There is no such thing
00:44:49as a gay child.
00:44:51If a young person tells you that,
00:44:53what they are saying is they have embraced Satan.
00:44:55You do not love that.
00:44:57You do not accept that.
00:44:59You cannot accept that.
00:45:01You must fight the devil,
00:45:03and you must make that young person
00:45:05a homosexual lifestyle.
00:45:07You okay?
00:45:09So, uh...
00:45:11We tape tomorrow.
00:45:13What have we got?
00:45:15I pulled a bunch of stuff, but it's all variations
00:45:17on the same thing.
00:45:19Damn.
00:45:21There's this from the Enquirer.
00:45:23No, I don't think we want to go down that route. Shit.
00:45:25Well, we tried.
00:45:27Colin, I'm sorry.
00:45:29Hey, don't worry.
00:45:31You did great. Really.
00:45:33There's a reason no one can...
00:45:35T? I'm heading out now.
00:45:37Don't stay too late.
00:45:39We were just, uh, doing some
00:45:41stuff for tomorrow's Pulse episode.
00:45:43Okay.
00:45:45He's not working you too hard, is he?
00:45:47No, ma'am.
00:45:51All righty, then.
00:45:53Good night.
00:45:55Have a good night.
00:45:57Mm-hmm.
00:46:03T!
00:46:05T, Jesus, babe.
00:46:07We just...
00:46:09We need to be more careful here.
00:46:11Okay?
00:46:13Okay?
00:46:15My place is at 7.
00:46:17We'll go for a run.
00:46:19My place is at 7.
00:46:21We'll go for a run.
00:46:45Ow! Sorry.
00:46:47Didn't even see it
00:46:49fucking wrap on a leash. Damn.
00:46:51I really scraped it.
00:46:53I'll get the peroxide.
00:46:57Stuart!
00:46:59What? Oh, Christ.
00:47:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ding-dong.
00:47:03Holy crap.
00:47:05You should put some peroxide on that.
00:47:07Let me know!
00:47:09Why are you in such a tizzy?
00:47:11She said no.
00:47:13Who? Braxton Hall, at the last minute.
00:47:15She said she didn't want to make her kids change school or something.
00:47:17So, does that mean...
00:47:19They just called.
00:47:21Wow.
00:47:23That's...
00:47:25Well done, my friend. Congratulations.
00:47:27T?
00:47:29Congratulations are in order. Stuart got the job.
00:47:31Really? That's awesome.
00:47:33When do you go?
00:47:35I haven't actually said yes.
00:47:37You?
00:47:39Honestly, I thought it was a lost cause.
00:47:41I told them I'd have to think about it.
00:47:45What do you think I should do?
00:47:47You're asking me?
00:47:49Yeah.
00:47:51Well, I tell you what.
00:47:53We're going to dinner at Pablo's.
00:47:55Why don't you come with and...
00:47:57Ow!
00:47:59Babe, careful, please.
00:48:01Sorry. All done.
00:48:03Colin, I could really use your advice on this.
00:48:05Does he have to...
00:48:07Um, could you take a rain check on dinner just this once?
00:48:09No!
00:48:11Seriously, Colin?
00:48:13Fine.
00:48:15How's this?
00:48:17Stu, let's go grab a drink,
00:48:19talk it through,
00:48:21and then T can join for dinner.
00:48:23Great. What's my time allotment?
00:48:27Babe,
00:48:29would it be okay if...
00:48:31Whatever. I got some stuff I can do at the dorm.
00:48:33You sure?
00:48:35Yeah.
00:48:37Okay. Thanks.
00:48:39Come here.
00:48:43Did you see that look he just shot me?
00:48:47You're being too sensitive.
00:48:49Uh-huh.
00:48:51He's...
00:48:53He's not sleeping.
00:48:57I think he's just tired.
00:48:59Well, then get him some Ambien,
00:49:01or better yet, a shrink,
00:49:03because I'm telling you there is something not right about this kid.
00:49:05Look, I know T's a little intense.
00:49:07I'm not an idiot.
00:49:09But I like the fact that he needs me.
00:49:11That I feel I can take care of him.
00:49:13Well, that's just sweet, but don't you feel like...
00:49:15It's called empathy, Stuart.
00:49:17I know it's not your thing.
00:49:19Not my thing.
00:49:21Don't you get tired of it?
00:49:23Keeping the world at arm's length,
00:49:25that's what you do, you know.
00:49:27So this is about me.
00:49:29Yeah, it is.
00:49:31Because you can't stand the fact that I found someone.
00:49:33Someone I actually care about.
00:49:35And you know why?
00:49:37Because it means you might actually have to find your own life
00:49:39instead of glomming onto mine.
00:49:41You think that I...
00:49:43Oh, my God,
00:49:45your ego is just...
00:49:47Fuck you.
00:49:49Fuck you.
00:49:51Just fuck you.
00:49:53I am out of here.
00:49:57Enjoy your empathy.
00:49:59You know I'm right.
00:50:03Stuart!
00:50:09Fuck.
00:50:11Ew.
00:50:39Fuck.
00:51:09Fuck.
00:51:23Hey, Amber, is Colin in the...
00:51:25Hello!
00:51:27Yeah, hi. So is he...
00:51:29What? Hey, buddy.
00:51:31Reverend Lockwood.
00:51:33I'm Amber Fletcher.
00:51:35We spoke on the phone.
00:51:37The answer is all mine.
00:51:39Hi.
00:51:41I'm Irvin Lockwood.
00:51:43Hi. I'm Gay.
00:51:45He in his office?
00:51:47I am so sorry about that.
00:51:49He's not with the show.
00:51:51Please, follow me.
00:51:53Yeah.
00:51:55I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this now.
00:51:57You couldn't make bullet points?
00:51:59Yeah, well, excuse me for being thorough.
00:52:01We got him!
00:52:03Calm down, T.
00:52:06Stuart, can you give us a second?
00:52:09Uh, yeah, sure.
00:52:15T?
00:52:17What is this?
00:52:19Did you see what he says about a pussy?
00:52:21Where did you get this?
00:52:23This is Lockwood's personal e-mail.
00:52:25Where did you get it? Somebody give this to you?
00:52:27Holy shit!
00:52:29T, don't they teach you ethics?
00:52:31We can't use this!
00:52:33I just thought...
00:52:35I can't deal with this right now.
00:52:41What the hell was that all about?
00:52:43Is everything all right?
00:52:45Don't, okay?
00:52:47Just don't.
00:52:51Hey!
00:52:53I got you, you hear me?
00:52:55You're a fucking hypocrite, and I got you!
00:52:57I mean it. You better get out of my face.
00:52:59Take a step back.
00:53:01And back off!
00:53:03A fucking hypocrite!
00:53:05Oh, my God!
00:53:07Shit! Call 911!
00:53:09T, are you okay?
00:53:11I barely pushed him.
00:53:13T, can you hear me?
00:53:15No, no, I don't think you should move him.
00:53:17Hey, that boy was out of control.
00:53:19Somebody call 911!
00:53:21What the hell happened?
00:53:23Babe, it'll be okay.
00:53:25He's not moving.
00:53:31Oh, shit.
00:54:01Oh, shit.
00:54:31Oh, shit.
00:55:01Yo.
00:55:03Any luck tracking down the grandparents?
00:55:05Uh, no.
00:55:07His, uh, phone and computer
00:55:09are password-protected, and, uh...
00:55:11Anyway, I don't think they're
00:55:13very big correspondents.
00:55:15Listen, Colin, I'm, uh...
00:55:17I'm gonna come get you.
00:55:19Oh, T's awake,
00:55:21but they've got to run some tests
00:55:23before they'll release him.
00:55:25Okay.
00:55:27Hey, T.
00:55:29They've got to run some tests
00:55:31before they'll release him.
00:55:33We'll just have it back to my place.
00:55:35Okay, but, Colin, I really...
00:55:37Here comes the doctor.
00:55:39I gotta go.
00:55:53Easy.
00:55:55I'm fine.
00:55:58Hey.
00:56:00Hey.
00:56:02Give me a hand.
00:56:04I'm fine.
00:56:06I just need to sit down.
00:56:11He's got a concussion.
00:56:13Uh, look after him.
00:56:15I gotta pay the cab.
00:56:28Yeah.
00:56:36I think I get it.
00:56:40I really think I do.
00:56:42I mean...
00:56:44I've barely spoken to my father
00:56:46in almost 20 years, you know?
00:56:48And before that, well...
00:56:50I mean, it's just...
00:56:52It's just...
00:56:54It's just...
00:56:56Before that, well...
00:57:00So I understand.
00:57:04Growing up without that connection,
00:57:06it hurts, I know.
00:57:09What do you want?
00:57:15He has to know.
00:57:17Fuck you!
00:57:19T, you have got to tell him.
00:57:21Tell who what?
00:57:24Colin, I'm just going to...
00:57:26Sit!
00:57:30Why are you upsetting him?
00:57:39Everything's okay.
00:57:42We just have to talk.
00:57:47That's all. Right, T?
00:57:49Right?
00:57:54T?
00:58:08Is there something you...
00:58:10Need to tell me?
00:58:16Babe, it's okay.
00:58:18It's okay.
00:58:20Babe, it's okay.
00:58:27You know you can tell me anything.
00:58:50What is this?
00:59:14What is this?
00:59:20When you donated,
00:59:22you gave them permission
00:59:24to release your identity to any results.
00:59:28I know, but why...
00:59:31I mean...
00:59:41Oh, my God.
00:59:45Did your mom...
00:59:51Are you...
00:59:59Oh, God.
01:00:01Oh, God, what have we done?
01:00:03Don't get up.
01:00:05Fuck off me!
01:00:07He's my son!
01:00:10And you knew!
01:00:12Colin, please!
01:00:14You let me fuck you!
01:00:16I thought it was worth it!
01:00:18Colin!
01:00:20Get him out of here.
01:00:22When I get back,
01:00:24I want both of you gone.
01:00:34Oh, hey!
01:00:36Hey, hey, hey!
01:00:38Stop that!
01:00:40Jesus, stop that!
01:00:42Stop that!
01:00:49Stop that!
01:00:59Shit.
01:01:18Shit.
01:01:25Shit.
01:01:27Shit.
01:01:29Shit.
01:01:31Shit.
01:01:48Shit.
01:01:56Shit.
01:01:58Colin?
01:02:03Colin?
01:02:05Shit.
01:02:12Shit.
01:02:19Colin, can I come in?
01:02:29Colin?
01:02:35Colin, can I come in?
01:02:48Colin?
01:03:19And I don't have to worry
01:03:25And I don't even care
01:03:31When you're inside
01:03:49I've waited my whole life
01:03:54You know?
01:03:58My dad
01:04:04Just wanted to be with you
01:04:09You know?
01:04:11My dad
01:04:17Just wanted to be near him
01:04:20So why didn't you just tell him?
01:04:23Before
01:04:25I didn't know how he'd react
01:04:29He didn't need to know who I was
01:04:34I just
01:04:37I wanted him to like me
01:04:42It was going so good, you know
01:04:45Working together
01:04:50Then he kissed me and got all freaked out
01:04:54I thought I could just
01:04:57But
01:05:00Jesus
01:05:03It's all fucked up, isn't it?
01:05:09Yeah, T, it is, it's
01:05:12It's pretty fucked up
01:05:29I want you to talk to someone
01:05:33Professional
01:05:35Okay?
01:05:37Yeah
01:05:40I mean it
01:05:42Do you need me to help you find someone, or?
01:05:44They got him at Student Health
01:05:48Good
01:05:59Okay
01:06:09Colin, listen
01:06:11Christ, you better come to the conference room
01:06:14Now, okay?
01:06:24They hear this is just a
01:06:27Necessary step, that's what this is
01:06:30Permanent
01:06:32It's only
01:06:33Ah, Mr. McCormick, thank you
01:06:35Please, uh, take a seat
01:06:42So, Colin, uh, this here is Mr. Hanson from Legal
01:06:47Apparently we got a situation here
01:06:54Save it, Al
01:06:57I quit
01:06:59Mr. McCormick, we're only proposing a suspension
01:07:01Colin
01:07:17These are yours
01:07:19Colin, you can keep them if you want
01:07:21Yeah
01:07:24Come in
01:07:27Please
01:07:29I could use the company
01:07:30Packing is so fucking boring
01:07:36Do you want something to drink?
01:07:39Got any beer?
01:07:41Oh, I can look
01:07:47Colin, I'm pretty sure this bowl is
01:07:57Where did you come from
01:08:01From the moment we met
01:08:05You had me spinning
01:08:09When you took my hand
01:08:13Sounded alarm
01:08:15You caught me off guard
01:08:17But fast as you came
01:08:19Then you were gone
01:08:21I thought you were gone
01:08:24But fast as you came
01:08:26Then you were gone
01:08:28You string me along
01:08:30With your empty promises
01:08:34You just keep me hanging on
01:08:41You keep me hanging on
01:08:48You keep me hanging on
01:08:54You gotta let me go
01:09:00Just hanging on your arms
01:09:17I can't breathe
01:09:19I can't sleep
01:09:21You leave me here
01:09:22And I'm wondering
01:09:24I don't know where we stand anymore
01:09:27You're gone
01:09:31You come to me
01:09:33You move away
01:09:35Again last night
01:09:36But you're gone today
01:09:38You make me feel
01:09:40That it's all for me
01:09:42And you want more
01:09:46You tell me you miss me
01:09:48And say I wonder why
01:09:50When I give you nothing
01:09:52I'm even a star
01:09:54But why should I bother
01:09:56You're gonna give me this
01:09:58Oh
01:10:00No, no, no
01:10:02You leave me for granted
01:10:03I give everything
01:10:05All that I have
01:10:07And you throw it away
01:10:09You leave me and leave
01:10:11When you get what you want
01:10:13Not anymore
01:10:16See what I mean folks
01:10:17You just have no sense of humor
01:10:26Colin, what the fuck?
01:10:34Your voicemail is full
01:10:35You don't answer email
01:10:39Are you...
01:10:41Colin, I don't know what to do here
01:10:43Nobody's asking you to do anything
01:10:45Go back to L.A.
01:11:11So T's gotten himself expelled
01:11:14Pills and some, uh...
01:11:17Altercations
01:11:30The social worker thinks he needs some inpatient treatment
01:11:32And I can't stomach them
01:11:34Shipping him off to that whack-job
01:11:36Where he can't afford it
01:11:38I'm shipping him off to that whack-job grandfather
01:11:40So...
01:11:44UCLA Medical has a program
01:11:48We're on the 6 o'clock tomorrow morning
01:11:54The way he would...
01:11:56Look at me
01:12:02What?
01:12:04He would...
01:12:06Look at me like...
01:12:10He wanted to consume me
01:12:14And I wanted that
01:12:16I wanted...
01:12:18Something
01:12:20More
01:12:22But I got it wrong
01:12:24He wanted a father
01:12:26He needed me to be a father
01:12:28And I made him
01:12:30Colin, you didn't know
01:12:32I knew it was wrong
01:12:34But he let it happen
01:12:37And you can't take that on yourself
01:12:47He made a choice
01:12:49He got scared
01:12:51And he made a fucked-up choice
01:12:53That we were all gonna have to find some way to live with
01:12:57Especially T
01:12:59Who are you?
01:13:01I don't get it
01:13:03You're being so gentle with him
01:13:07I don't know
01:13:10He's a good kid
01:13:13Incredibly fucked-up, but...
01:13:19He's never had anyone looking out for him, you know?
01:13:23And I remember what that felt like
01:13:27How alone I felt until...
01:13:32Anyway
01:13:38Yep
01:13:42Listen, I need to make sure he's packed and ready to go
01:13:46He's staying with me at the hotel tonight
01:13:48I know he'd love to see you
01:13:50I can't
01:13:52Colin, you have got to just...
01:13:54No, I don't. I really don't
01:13:57You are...
01:13:59You're unbelievable
01:14:01Not everything is easy, you know?
01:14:03Life...
01:14:05I know you've managed to go 40-odd years
01:14:07Without having to face that little fact
01:14:09But I never expected this
01:14:11Things get shitty and you just quit
01:14:15Really?
01:14:17Yeah
01:14:19I don't know
01:14:21I don't know
01:14:23I don't know
01:14:25Who are you?
01:14:55I don't know
01:14:57I don't know
01:14:59I don't know
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01:17:45Mr. McCormack?
01:17:48Well, I've discussed it with my colleagues
01:17:50And?
01:17:52Well, frankly, a little heads up
01:17:54would have been appreciated
01:17:56I would have really liked to have discussed this
01:17:58with Tea beforehand
01:18:00You understand this is
01:18:03complicated
01:18:05Yeah
01:18:08Yeah, it is
01:18:10We have a group session starting shortly.
01:18:13I'll ask that you keep it simple today.
01:18:15Just...stick to the basics.
01:18:18Just...reconnect.
01:18:21And then perhaps you can come back tomorrow
01:18:23for a more in-depth session.
01:18:25Would that work?
01:18:26I'll follow your lead here.
01:18:32I'll be right back.
01:18:35♪♪♪
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01:18:59You're here.
01:19:04I am.
01:19:09I'm glad.
01:19:29Hello.
01:19:30Oh, hi. Uh, is this...
01:19:32Are you looking for Stuart?
01:19:33Yeah.
01:19:34Can I tell him...
01:19:35You're Colin, right?
01:19:37I am. You are, uh...
01:19:39Paul. Hi.
01:19:40Hey, hon. Who is it?
01:19:44Well, now.
01:19:47Surprised?
01:19:49You think?
01:19:51Paul, this is Colin.
01:19:53I recognized him.
01:19:55You did?
01:19:57So...
01:20:00I'm not interrupting, am I?
01:20:03No, no. Not at all.
01:20:04Actually, you are saving me.
01:20:06Stuart is determined to make me a basketball fan,
01:20:08and it is not taking.
01:20:11You're not trying.
01:20:13Whatever.
01:20:14Listen, I should really...
01:20:15I should be working on my lesson plans anyway,
01:20:16so why don't I leave you two boys to catch up?
01:20:19You sure?
01:20:20Of course.
01:20:21Okay. Thanks, hon.
01:20:22Yeah.
01:20:24I'll call you later?
01:20:25That's perfect.
01:20:27It's nice to meet you.
01:20:29Likewise.
01:20:34So, was that...
01:20:36history department?
01:20:40Seems like a good guy.
01:20:43He is.
01:20:46Does he live here, or...?
01:20:48No, but...
01:20:51he is a good guy.
01:20:54He's a good guy.
01:20:57He's a good guy.
01:21:00He's a good guy.
01:21:03Oh, my God!
01:21:08I know, right?
01:21:20So, what are you doing here?
01:21:26I've been a jackass.
01:21:29I am not gonna argue.
01:21:32You okay?
01:21:36Getting there.
01:21:38Yeah.
01:21:40Good.
01:21:44He's doing better. I can get you the number of the...
01:21:46I already saw him.
01:21:48We're gonna...
01:21:52keep talking.
01:22:00Stuart.
01:22:07Why did...
01:22:08Why did you move to Pittsburgh?
01:22:14Jesus, Colin.
01:22:15That was 15 years ago.
01:22:16Stuart.
01:22:17I can't...
01:22:19That's where the job was.
01:22:23That's where the job was.
01:22:31Okay, now.
01:22:36The shitstorm at Georgetown wore me out.
01:22:42And I missed my friend.
01:22:46I...
01:22:51I missed you, too.
01:22:55I know I never said that.
01:22:58We're masters at not saying things.
01:23:00We're pathetic.
01:23:01I'm pathetic.
01:23:06So let me say this.
01:23:15Having you in my life...
01:23:18has meant the world to me.
01:23:22You...
01:23:26You're my family.
01:23:36You bastard, you know I feel the same way.
01:23:40Our son has some issues.
01:23:45He's...
01:23:50So I've got a meeting with the CW affiliate here.
01:23:56They're looking for a weekend anchor.
01:24:00You think I might like California?
01:24:06Yeah.
01:24:07I do.
01:24:09I do?
01:24:11What, are we married now?
01:24:13Oh, shut it.
01:24:15I'm spoken for.
01:24:38I feel old.
01:24:43Yeah.
01:24:47Well...
01:25:14I pat my back, close the door
01:25:18My hands are open
01:25:21I'm letting go
01:25:27Feels like I've been sleeping way too long
01:25:32And all my time has gone
01:25:38But I'm still breathing
01:25:40My heart's still beating
01:25:45And I am moving on
01:25:49I got nothing left
01:25:52But I got everything I need
01:26:01I got nothing left
01:26:04But this whole world in front of me
01:26:10I got everything I need
01:26:15This town feels so small
01:26:19And it don't feel like home anymore
01:26:27I'm tired of getting broken down
01:26:31Feeling so low in this crowd
01:26:37But I keep believing
01:26:40And I'm still holding on
01:26:47And I'm still strong
01:26:49I got nothing left
01:26:52But I got everything I need
01:27:01I got nothing left
01:27:04But this whole world in front of me
01:27:10I got everything I need
01:27:15Starting today I am finally free
01:27:21There is a fire that's burning in me
01:27:27Sometimes the truth is hard to believe
01:27:33But I am alive and now I see
01:27:43I have everything
01:27:49I got nothing left
01:27:52But I got everything I need
01:28:01I got nothing left
01:28:04But this whole world in front of me
01:28:10I got everything I need
01:28:16I got everything
01:28:19I got everything
01:28:25I got nothing left
01:28:28But this whole world in front of me
01:28:35I got everything
01:28:46I got everything