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00:00Good evening, doctor.
00:04Come with me.
00:06Come, come, come.
00:11Why are you so well-dressed?
00:12I'm so well-dressed because I came home to see you.
00:15Yes, but if you want to make me angry, change the sheet.
00:18Did you wash the dishes?
00:19Who is so happy this morning?
00:21It must be from that haircut.
00:24What haircut?
00:26Oh!
00:30No, no, no, no.
00:32This is my boss.
00:33Now put your hand on the scalpel and take care of him, got it?
00:35He's crazy.
00:36He thinks Cristina is cheating on him and...
00:39He's pissed off.
00:40I don't know what to say.
00:41I know someone is cheating on me.
00:42I started talking to him.
00:43I don't think it's good.
00:44Hey, Google.
00:45How to extract mullet from human torso?
00:49Medical emergency detected.
00:51Forming number 1.
00:53So...
00:54The first time you broke my sister's heart.
00:56And now you're cheating on Cristina?
00:58Up to here.
00:59Up to where?
01:00Up to here.
01:01When I found that cat-shaped mask,
01:03I really thought he was cheating on me.
01:05Come on.
01:06What do you know about me?
01:08If he was cheating on you, would you catch me?
01:10No.
01:11No.
01:24Bravo, dad.
01:25Yes.
01:26Yes, bravo, dad.
01:28Bravo, dad.
01:33Make room.
01:34Make room.
01:35The table is a mess.
01:36Mom.
01:38What's this?
01:39What's this?
01:40We didn't order that.
01:41Don't worry.
01:42My boss, Mr. Doctor, is doing his job.
01:44Right?
01:45Don't get mad.
01:46I'm sorry.
01:47Hey, no kidding.
01:48I read in the horoscope today.
01:50No kidding, no nothing.
01:51You told me not to give money this year at any wedding.
01:53No, I didn't.
01:54I wasn't without money.
01:55Miri is breaking up.
01:56This is bad.
01:57Don't worry.
01:58No one is breaking up.
01:59I had a case.
02:00You won't believe it.
02:02A bear ate your food.
02:03I told you.
02:04Bear.
02:05Bear.
02:06Bear.
02:07Wait a minute.
02:08A real bear?
02:09A bear from the forest.
02:10Yes, I shot him.
02:11The one on top of the bush.
02:12Imagine, when we both died,
02:13we put the animal on the table.
02:15It was on the animal's door.
02:16It was huge.
02:17It was huge.
02:18Wait a minute, so I can understand.
02:19The one who shot him,
02:20what did he have?
02:21Rashes?
02:22No.
02:23He didn't have a warrant.
02:24He was crazy.
02:25If he called the police,
02:26he would put him in jail.
02:28He was an important person.
02:29My boss works from the VIP to the top.
02:32Listen,
02:33and the patient,
02:34what did he say?
02:36He said,
02:37Doctor, I'm dead.
02:40You don't know what I want from you.
02:42This is a joke.
02:43Wait a minute,
02:44what's important
02:45is that the patient left
02:46exactly like this.
02:47I mean,
02:48on the bench
02:49behind a Bentley.
02:52Cheers!
02:53Cheers!
02:54Cheers!
02:55Cheers!
02:56God help us all!
02:57Cheers!
02:58Cheers!
02:59Cheers!
03:03It's hot.
03:04It's good.
03:05It's hot.
03:06Let's cry at the table.
03:08But I'm still hungry.
03:10Come on.
03:11You're a bear.
03:12You're a bear.
03:13That's it.
03:14You're a bear.
03:15That's it, that's it.
03:17I'd like five more of these.
03:21Sounds good.
03:22Good evening, Doctor.
03:27Me?
03:28Did you have a long day at the hospital?
03:30At the hospital?
03:31Oh, I see.
03:33You listened.
03:34No,
03:35you got it right.
03:37Don't be rude.
03:39It's a big thing to save people.
03:41Is this the hand you kiss your son with?
03:45Well, that's more like it, but...
03:48You have golden hands, Doctor.
03:51Thank you, but I'm not...
03:54I'm a vet.
03:56You are?
03:57Veterinarian.
03:58Veterinarian?
03:59Yes, yes.
04:00Wow, that's interesting.
04:01Weren't you in Iraq?
04:02No, no.
04:03Afghanistan?
04:04No, no.
04:05I'm not a doctor for people.
04:10I'm also a heart doctor.
04:13Oh, come with me.
04:16Wait, wait, wait.
04:18Wait, wait.
04:19Jacket, wait a minute.
04:21Jacket.
04:22Wait, wait.
04:23Jacket.
04:24Wait, wait.
04:25It's mine.
04:26Come on.
04:27Wait.
04:28Wait, wait.
04:29Ouch!
04:30Ouch!
04:31Ouch!
04:32Ouch!
04:33Ouch!
04:34Ouch!
04:35Ouch!
04:36Ouch!
04:37Ouch!
04:38Did this really happen?
04:40Hey, man, my boss told you to give women a jacket?
04:47Hey, wait a minute.
04:49What?
04:50How much did he drink last night?
04:53He drank something.
04:55Well, it's a 3rd grade equation.
04:58If Emil left, who pays the bill?
05:02It's simple.
05:03Me, you, Flaviu and Joa.
05:06I'm sorry, I have to go.
05:08See you.
05:09Bye.
05:10You traitor!
05:12So you know who's your friend and who's not.
05:15I don't even know why we hang out with Joa.
05:17Wait a minute.
05:18Isn't that Cristina?
05:20Leave the jacket and sit down.
05:22Leave the jacket and sit down.
05:23Cristina told me she's in Team Building at Euphoria Nord.
05:26Leave Team Building, Cristina, Euphoria and go pay the bill.
05:31Don't sit down.
05:32Wait.
05:33No!
05:34Take off your wallet.
05:35Cristina, Euphoria Nord.
05:36Take off your wallet!
05:37Why should I take off my wallet?
05:38It's empty.
05:39I have nothing.
05:40I only have a picture with Cristina.
05:54Wow!
05:55Hey!
05:56I said I'd drive you home, but the wheel is there.
06:03Wow!
06:04What?
06:06I think we should talk first, get to know each other.
06:10No, no, no.
06:11You already told me everything I wanted to know about you.
06:15Wow!
06:16You know, I had a very complicated relationship.
06:19Yes?
06:20A very complicated life.
06:21I love complicated men.
06:23Come on, cry.
06:24Let's do the whole list until we get to me.
06:27Ok.
06:28First of all, I'm married.
06:31I'm married, but somehow I can break up at any time.
06:34Ok.
06:35I have a daughter.
06:37She's amazing.
06:38I raised her.
06:39She's my life.
06:41Anyway, she's at school today.
06:44After me, she's at After.
06:46I also have a mother-in-law.
06:47Do you want to tell her about my mother-in-law?
06:48Yes, yes, tell her everything.
06:49Complicated men are the best.
06:55And last but not least, what can I offer Cristina,
06:59who can buy herself a hundred if she wants to?
07:02Ok, how was it? Are you done?
07:04No.
07:05Oh, brother, why are you doing this to yourself?
07:09Because you don't know what it means to do everything for a woman.
07:12Because you gave her everything.
07:13Let's not exaggerate.
07:15No, but I understand.
07:17And I understand the fact that she's cheating on me.
07:19But I'm furious.
07:21And this anger, you know, it's healthy.
07:23And it helps you express it.
07:26Wait, wait, daddy, wait.
07:28Because you don't even have the guarantee that she was her,
07:33as it were.
07:35And she was a hundred percent.
07:36I mean, I don't know my wife.
07:38Yes.
07:39One thing is to know, and another thing is to believe.
07:42Only a real man knows when a woman is cheating on him.
07:45That's right.
07:46Here I can also give you the right.
07:47That's right.
07:48You talk.
07:49You who found out the last time she cheated on you, Dana.
07:51I'm leaving.
07:52I'm leaving, maybe I'll come back home to Cristina.
07:53Goodbye.
07:54That's why I called.
07:55That's why I called.
07:56I got a message.
07:57Mom, I need to go to the office.
07:59Yes, normal.
08:00You all leave.
08:01You all leave.
08:02Take him.
08:04It's a problem.
08:05Leave me alone.
08:06I mean, I really don't...
08:09Just because...
08:10One, two, three, four.
08:11The bill?
08:12What do you do with it?
08:13I pay it, right?
08:15I'd better go, too.
08:17Easy, easy.
08:18And...
08:21Mom, you came so fast.
08:25Mom!
08:37Oh, what a surprise!
08:38You tell me.
08:40Here's a coffee and give me the trolley.
08:43Thank you!
08:44How nice, he's waiting for me.
08:48So, how was it?
08:49Good, good.
08:50Good?
08:51Yes.
08:53Yes?
08:55Flavius?
08:57Did you hear something?
08:59Oh, no, no.
09:01I wanted to...
09:02to put the trash in the washing machine
09:04so that the trash bin doesn't get full
09:06because I know you don't like it.
09:07Leave the trash.
09:08Come sit with me.
09:09Right away.
09:10Come sit with me.
09:17What's this, Cristina?
09:18Horns.
09:20Oh, horns.
09:21Were you thinking of putting horns on me, or...
09:23what's the deal?
09:24No, I won him at a ping-pong contest
09:26with a glass of beer.
09:28A glass of beer.
09:30So, more than one.
09:32We had some team-building games.
09:34Anyway, you don't know.
09:35I don't know?
09:36No.
09:37But maybe you can explain to me.
09:38Look, everyone is sitting here next to you and...
09:39Why? There are some girls.
09:40And if there are girls,
09:41why are you so well-dressed?
09:42Well, I'm so well-dressed
09:43because I came home
09:44to see you.
09:46Yes, but if you want to annoy me,
09:47change the sheet.
09:48Did you wash the dishes?
09:49Leave the dishes.
09:50You come and tell me where you've been.
09:53Euphoria.
09:54Team-building.
09:55You have another one.
09:56You grew up, ok?
09:57Euphoria.
09:59Who goes to Euphoria in the winter, Cristina?
10:02All the companies
10:03that want to save money.
10:06Flavius,
10:08do you think I'm fooling you?
10:10Yes.
10:11Yes?
10:12Yes, but I don't know how many days.
10:13That's the problem.
10:14How many days?
10:15Do you think I'm stupid?
10:16Maybe a few months?
10:17A few years?
10:18You're not kidding with these things, are you?
10:19Oh, so you're willing
10:20to accuse me of all the stupid things
10:21and I'm not willing
10:22to make fun of you, right?
10:24Do you want to follow Mario?
10:25Do you want to sleep with him at night?
10:27He's not even angry anymore.
10:28You're incredible.
10:29You're incredible.
10:48You're very happy this morning.
10:50I hear one,
10:51I hear two,
10:52I hear...
10:53Just two, just two.
10:55I like you, Doinita.
10:56You're in shape this morning.
10:57This morning?
10:58I think it's someone else.
11:00He's in shape this morning.
11:02It must be from that cut on his neck.
11:04What cut on his neck?
11:06What cut on his neck?
11:08What cut on his neck?
11:10Oh!
11:13No, it's...
11:15This is nothing.
11:17It's nothing?
11:18You come home at 3 in the morning,
11:20you cut your neck and it's nothing?
11:22It's not a cut on his neck.
11:24Are you kidding me?
11:26It's not a cut on his neck.
11:28It's nothing.
11:29I don't believe you.
11:31It's ringing.
11:33It's ringing.
11:35Can you be quiet for a second?
11:37Of course.
11:38It's a client.
11:39Of course.
11:41Hello?
11:42Is it an emergency?
11:43Hello?
11:45Hey.
11:46An emergency?
11:48What emergency?
11:51An emergency.
11:53An emergency.
11:55An emergency.
11:57An emergency.
11:59What is it?
12:00Is it a puppy?
12:02It's a puppy, for sure.
12:04Ah, ok, ok.
12:06I'll text you the office address
12:08and I'll see you there.
12:10Ok.
12:12Bye-bye.
12:14Bye-bye.
12:16Bye-bye.
12:18Doina, I have to go.
12:20Yes, of course.
12:21But please...
12:22Yes, tell me.
12:23Can I ask you not to talk about this
12:27with the puppy?
12:29I'll tell your wife
12:31that you cut your neck at 3 in the morning
12:33like a teenager.
12:35It's not a cut.
12:37It's not a cut.
12:39It's a...
12:41I'll explain it to you another time.
12:43It's not what you think.
12:45It's old.
12:46I'll explain it to you another time.
12:47Doina, I have to go.
12:49Please, keep in mind.
12:51Nothing.
12:52Absolutely nothing.
12:54You're expensive.
12:55I'll go.
12:56You're burning my suitcase.
12:57Have a nice day.
12:58I mean, a better day.
13:01Bye!
13:03Goodbye.
13:07Are you ready to go?
13:10Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
13:13You should know I don't pull with my ears.
13:15Why did you say that?
13:17Come on!
13:18It's just the two of us.
13:19What's wrong with you?
13:21What's wrong with you?
13:23You're so wet,
13:24like a suitcase in a garage.
13:25What's wrong with you?
13:26What's wrong?
13:31This box is for...
13:33It's the day of a child from AFTER.
13:36Yes.
13:37A 34-year-old child.
13:39No, no, no.
13:42There are two children at AFTER.
13:44Yes.
13:45And it's their day together.
13:47I understand.
13:48One is three and one is four years old.
13:50Yes, yes, of course.
13:51Come on, that's it.
13:52That's it.
13:53That's it.
13:54Leave them alone.
13:55I have to make a phone call.
13:56She needs an emergency meeting.
13:58What emergency meeting?
13:59The club meeting.
14:00The club meeting.
14:01So we won't leave you alone.
14:03So you can have your day.
14:04What?
14:05So you won't be alone.
14:06Listen, don't rush upstairs.
14:07Arrange yourself.
14:08Get changed.
14:09Because right now,
14:10she needs you for a long time.
14:11I'm sorry I'm late.
14:12Yes, yes, yes.
14:13Thank you very much.
14:14Wait, wait, wait.
14:44I'm sorry.
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15:51Stop it!
15:52I will�� Mothef-
15:53What is your name?
15:54My name is Minea.
15:55I love tea and coffee.
15:56I'm sorry.
15:57Today I will not be at the party.
15:58Iím sorry, but…
15:59Fine.
16:00Go back to your cell.
16:01Thank you, but
16:02go away,
16:03Hey!
16:04What happened?
16:05Uh…
16:06Let's talk about things in school.
16:07I sent my friends to your parents' Ukrainian schools,
16:08and you made fun of me.
16:09I feel guilty because I shouldn't have asked for your ID practice.
16:10And now you want to have an affair?
16:12Why would I want to have an affair?
16:14We could make love, I hope.
16:17You can't feel it.
16:19Bring me the towel.
16:21Why do you have a lover?
16:23No, I have more.
16:25You are everything to me, everything to me, everything to me.
16:40Elica, da-da-da-da-da-da.
16:44So, you're saying we should get ready for the massage?
16:47Yes.
16:48We have an emergency.
16:49We do, we do.
16:50What's the big deal?
16:52What is it?
16:53We have a very special client.
16:55Okay.
16:56She wants to have a perfect stitch, okay?
16:58What do you mean?
16:59Perfect, okay?
17:00Perfect.
17:01Perfect.
17:02Come on, come on, come on, come on.
17:04Come on, get in.
17:05Easy.
17:06Straighten your face.
17:07Easy.
17:08We'll put you on the table, okay?
17:12Easy.
17:13Easy.
17:17Martina, what's going on?
17:19I told you it was an emergency.
17:20I told you you could help us.
17:21I thought it was you, a cat, a puppy.
17:23No.
17:24A 100-kilogram bag.
17:27But I don't know much about bags.
17:29Come on, doctor.
17:30Didn't you say you were in charge of VIPs?
17:33Yes, but of their animals.
17:34I'm a veterinarian.
17:36What?
17:40Veterinarian?
17:41Yes.
17:42I told you.
17:43Ham, ham, not bag, bag.
17:46And I've never operated on people.
17:48I don't know what's wrong with this man.
17:50I don't know what symptoms he has.
17:51Listen to me, veterinarian.
17:53This guy on the table is my boss.
17:54Now put your hand on the scalpel and take care of him, got it?
17:56But I have to go to the hospital.
17:57It doesn't work.
17:58I ask too many questions.
17:59What questions?
18:00Well, if he has a family doctor.
18:01Where's the money from?
18:02Why did he try to scam drug dealers?
18:04Wow, wow.
18:06No, no, no, no, no.
18:08I'll operate on him the way you know best.
18:10Or all those complications we were talking about last night
18:13will be solved tomorrow morning in Dumbovica.
18:16Got it?
18:18Do you have a manual on human anatomy?
18:21No.
18:22But I don't know how to read it.
18:24You don't know how to read it?
18:25No, I don't.
18:31Pay attention!
18:32Yes?
18:33He just took a picture with the Holy Spirit, right?
18:35Yeah.
18:36Look.
18:37Where's the sea?
18:38I don't know.
18:39Can you see the water?
18:40I don't see a boat.
18:41So if you confuse the Black Sea with a boat,
18:43you know it's not good, Flavius.
18:45Hey, take a break.
18:46Give me the money for those beers tonight,
18:48because I'm starting to get mad.
18:49This one with my cock,
18:50the way I hit it with this one,
18:51I invented it.
18:52Give me the money for the beers,
18:53because I'm starting to get mad.
18:54Look what I found here.
18:55Pay attention.
18:56I went to the bank
18:57and Cristina just last month
18:58paid three times
18:59at the More hotel.
19:00No.
19:01Where's the sea?
19:02I don't know.
19:03But I'd like to see it.
19:04To go and see where it is.
19:05Wait, let me get this straight.
19:06Your wife is hanging out with I don't know what foreigners
19:08at I don't know what hotel.
19:09It seems to me that you're paying for it
19:11and you don't have money to give me three beers.
19:13Give me the money for the beers,
19:14because I'm starting to get mad.
19:15Wait a minute, wait a minute.
19:16Let's not argue.
19:17Didn't Emil tell you last night
19:18that he's paying for the table
19:19because he had a premier operation in Romania
19:21with that bear?
19:25Bravo, Emil.
19:26I'll take the money.
19:27No, don't go.
19:28You're nervous.
19:29I'm not nervous.
19:30I'm nervous about this one.
19:31No, you're nervous.
19:32You're nervous.
19:33I'll go, I'll talk to Emil,
19:34I'll take the money and I'll send it to you.
19:35Wait, Flavius.
19:36He's crazy.
19:37He's crazy.
19:38He thinks Cristina is cheating on him
19:39and he's mad.
19:40What can I say?
19:41I know my wife is cheating on me.
19:42I can't talk to her.
19:43I don't think it's a good idea.
19:44But you two speak the same language.
19:45Come on, deal with it.
19:46Watch out, I'll take the picture now.
19:47Johnny!
19:48Johnny, come here.
19:49So he took a picture with the saint,
19:50because I didn't show it to you.
19:51I caught him, and now I'll take it.
19:53I'm sorry to bother you,
19:54but I think you're right.
19:56She's cheating on you.
19:57Is she?
19:58Yes.
19:59That's how they met.
20:00She's cheating on you.
20:01I'm sorry.
20:02Come on.
20:03Let it pass.
20:04Do you want something to drink?
20:05I don't have money.
20:07Yes.
20:08I got these for you
20:09for the series
20:10where you're all alone
20:11and you drink a glass of wine
20:12and you watch a movie.
20:13They're so cute.
20:14Girls, thank you so much.
20:15You're welcome.
20:16What a beautiful surprise.
20:17I've never received
20:18so many gifts.
20:19Wait a minute.
20:20You have another one here.
20:21Look.
20:22Look at the front.
20:23What's this?
20:24What?
20:25I thought maybe
20:26you'd use it
20:27with the vet doctor.
20:28She likes it all.
20:29The cat.
20:30The cat.
20:31The cat.
20:32The cat.
20:33The cat.
20:34The cat.
20:35The cat.
20:36The cat.
20:37The cat.
20:38The cat.
20:39The cat.
20:40The cat.
20:41The cat.
20:42The cat.
20:43The cat.
20:44The cat.
20:45The cat.
20:46The cat.
20:47The cat.
20:48The cat.
20:49Why are you crying,
20:50we thought
20:51we'd make you happy.
20:52You're so lucky.
20:53That's the problem.
20:54We're not lucky.
20:55I'm sorry,
20:56but we have to go.
20:58Calm down.
20:59I could have sworn
21:02although
21:03I saw him once before.
21:04And
21:05he was fine.
21:08I know.
21:10That's how it is. I'd like to clean the windows with him, so I don't get dirty.
21:15Come on!
21:17We are here, five women, and we are not able to find a boy for a girl?
21:22Come on!
21:23You should know that this is really hard, because I'm looking for one, too.
21:26And I've been looking for a long time.
21:28Come on, leave us alone, we'll take care of you.
21:31But now, let's find a boy for a girl.
21:34So, I have him on the doorstep of the kindergarten.
21:38He's over 50 years old, but I think he's a little weird.
21:41What if...
21:42No, no, no, I've got him.
21:44I've got two super nice colleagues, super communicative.
21:48They are champions at the board.
21:50Leo, tell me who's the boy you're looking for.
21:52But don't worry, it's not a problem, you'll find him.
21:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
22:00So, ok, boss, look.
22:02I found him.
22:05Be very careful.
22:07Ok.
22:08Lift the mastochotic lumbar tendon.
22:11Ok, ok.
22:13But be very careful.
22:15Because now you're going to cut the psoas muscle.
22:18Ok, ok.
22:19Because if you accidentally cut the psoas muscle...
22:22Ok.
22:24It's possible to paralyze his tail.
22:26Yes, ok.
22:27What paralyzes it?
22:29I don't know.
22:35He told me he has a manual of human anatomy.
22:38It's so tiny.
22:45With this we don't get carried away by the emotions that remain in the ass.
22:52Hey, Google.
22:54How to extract a bullet from a torso?
22:58Victor Soprano.
23:04Medical emergency detected.
23:06Forming number one.
23:09Martina.
23:10Martina, where is Martina?
23:12She's in the hospital.
23:14Two doses.
23:16Martino.
23:17Martino.
23:18Martino, I think I'm going.
23:20Don't say that, boss.
23:22Martino, if I'm going, I want to leave.
23:25The body of the prosecutor is hidden in the parking lot of the house on Polona Street.
23:29Ok, I didn't hear anything at all.
23:31Give me the phone.
23:33Wait, I want to hear what he has to say.
23:35Martino.
23:37Martino, give me some advice.
23:39Do you understand?
23:41You,
23:42Sandu Limba,
23:43Gigi Femur,
23:45Triceps Brothers,
23:46and Faneficata.
23:47Do you understand?
23:49At this rate, we'll get to the organs we're interested in.
23:52Give me the phone.
23:56Give me the phone.
23:58I'll give it to you here.
24:00Are you crazy?
24:02You'll get us in trouble.
24:04What are you doing?
24:08It's not even about sex.
24:10But I need to meet someone,
24:12to talk to someone,
24:14to realize what the problem is,
24:16because the problem is with me.
24:18That's what I thought.
24:20You need a psychiatrist.
24:22I'm kidding.
24:24You need a little help.
24:26But...
24:28You need exercise.
24:30Wait, if it's about exercise,
24:32my boyfriend is perfect.
24:34He's the last day.
24:36But you're still at the exercise level.
24:38Like this.
24:40And that's it.
24:42Exactly.
24:44Come on.
24:46Let it go.
24:49My head hurts.
24:51I haven't had such a headache
24:53since they changed the code.
24:55Calm down.
24:57It's from the sedatives.
24:59Thank you, doctor.
25:01Wasn't it hard?
25:03I hope they'll get there.
25:05No, no, no.
25:07Please, there's no need.
25:09There's no need.
25:15Thank you very much.
25:17Thank you very much.
25:19I hope you're okay.
25:21Doctor,
25:23I'll recommend you to all my colleagues.
25:25I'll send them all here.
25:29No, thank you very much,
25:31but there's no room here.
25:33It's very cramped.
25:35We don't even have equipment.
25:37You rented the equipment.
25:39There are a lot of bacteria from the animals.
25:41Thank you very much.
25:43Boss, wait a minute.
25:45Take care of yourself.
25:47Take care of yourself.
25:49Take some of this.
25:57Listen, Dana.
25:59The man you're so excited about
26:01and you want to get to know him
26:03is Toma, right?
26:05Yes.
26:07It would be weird to send him to a meeting with Toma.
26:09What the hell?
26:11Send him to a meeting?
26:13Toma will be happy.
26:15What are we talking about?
26:17Toma will gain some trust.
26:19Tomita will gain some experience.
26:21It's an exercise. It's good for everyone.
26:23I don't know. You're kind of dubious.
26:25Come on, I promised you.
26:27I can't go back on my word.
26:29Okay, call him.
26:31Yes, I'll call him.
26:33Tell me what to do now.
26:37Tomita.
26:39Tomita.
26:41Be careful. Dress up nicely
26:43and do what I say.
26:45No, no. Dress up nicely
26:47and go to a meeting.
26:49Yes.
26:51I'll text you the address
26:53and I'll see you there.
26:55More details.
26:57Okay, kisses.
26:59Come on, don't overdo it.
27:01Why?
27:03I'm scared.
27:05Listen,
27:07if you still send him to a meeting,
27:09what do you mean?
27:11I was thinking about the company's money.
27:13He has to go to the hotel we have a contract with.
27:15He'll get a room in my name
27:17and all the expenses will go to the company.
27:27Hello.
27:29I have a question for you.
27:31Go ahead.
27:33Is the lady in the picture your client?
27:35I'm sorry,
27:37but our client's details are confidential.
27:39Confidential, I know.
27:41I was expecting that.
27:45I'm starting to remember something,
27:47but it's a bug.
27:49A bug.
27:51Legitimately expensive, I know.
27:53Is she coming to pay the bills?
27:55Yes.
27:57Is she coming with a man?
27:59A man? What man?
28:03Yes.
28:05Look, I was going to make a reservation today.
28:09I'll stay here.
28:11If she shows up, let me know.
28:13Okay.
28:15Without anything blocking the walls, okay?
28:17God forbid.
28:19I've seen cases before.
28:21It's not my case.
28:31Hi, I have a reservation,
28:33a room in my name, Dana...
28:35Cristina Păun.
28:37Dana!
28:39What do you mean, it's not your reservation?
28:41No.
28:43Because it's not for me.
28:45What do you mean?
28:47It's not for us?
28:49No, it's for you.
28:51For you and for a friend of mine.
28:53Dana,
28:55let's finish with those games, okay?
28:57What games?
28:59I'm not in the mood for games.
29:01I'm in the mood for you to do me a favor.
29:03I have a friend who is very depressed.
29:05She has a bad temper.
29:07You need to cheer her up.
29:09How can I cheer her up, Dana?
29:11Carefully.
29:13In this life, I only want to see myself with you.
29:15I don't want to be with your friends.
29:17Yes, of course.
29:19You're the perfect man.
29:21You're a gentleman.
29:23This friend of mine has a bad temper.
29:25You need to cheer her up.
29:27Who wouldn't want to be with a man like you?
29:29You don't know anything.
29:31I got some room service.
29:33Cristina is paying for it.
29:35And after that,
29:37a joke or two.
29:39See you at the cafe tomorrow.
29:41I don't want to.
29:43I mean,
29:45just because
29:47you insist.
29:49I want to do what you want.
29:51I don't like this job at all.
29:53Come on, it's fun.
29:55What are you doing here?
29:57What are you doing here?
29:59Do you want to meet?
30:01No, I'm here to explain how it's done.
30:03Your company pays for everything, right?
30:05Yes, I told them.
30:07I called them on VTG.
30:09Great, maybe you won't hire me.
30:11I need this job.
30:13What are you doing?
30:15Hello!
30:25Oh, boss!
30:27Did you see what happened outside?
30:29The business is doing great!
30:31I'm dead.
30:33Why are you dead?
30:35I'm dead.
30:37Do you want to know why I'm dead?
30:39What is this?
30:41I want to know you by my side
30:43every day, every hour, every second.
30:45Last night I realized
30:47how well we fit together.
30:49You're a man I can call
30:51whenever I need you.
30:53Read on, Sica.
30:55Because if you refuse me
30:57I'll come with the whole clan
30:59I'll strip you naked
31:01and I'll spit on you.
31:03You'll see how my grandmother
31:05would react to this.
31:07I have to get rid of this madwoman.
31:09What are we going to do with them?
31:11I don't know, Sica. I don't care.
31:13Throw them out.
31:15How can I throw them out?
31:17They're sinful.
31:19I don't need money.
31:21It's not like it's a good thing.
31:23Calm down.
31:27This is Martin.
31:29What if it's the police?
31:31What police?
31:33Let's go.
31:39Sica, it's Milut.
31:41What are you doing there?
31:43He's a singer.
31:47Milut, I didn't even know
31:49you were a singer.
31:51Milut, the gentlemen are looking for you
31:53but they don't know your exact address.
31:55Hello, I'm from Martina.
31:57She's our sister.
31:59They're nice. You know each other, right?
32:05Yes.
32:13Yes.
32:15No.
32:17This doesn't work for me.
32:19I'm sorry. It's my fault.
32:21I'm sorry, but I'm going to tell Dani.
32:23Wait.
32:25Wait a minute.
32:27Wait.
32:29Wait.
32:31Wait.
32:33Wait.
32:35Wait.
32:37And...
32:41Leave me alone.
32:43Yes, Sica.
33:13You.
33:17Okay.
33:19So...
33:21Dani told me
33:23that you want to practice
33:25flirting.
33:27Yes.
33:31But the problem is that
33:35if I don't feel anything
33:37on the other side
33:39of the other side
33:41I don't know.
33:45I can't.
33:47I'll help you.
33:49I'll make you feel.
33:53Let's start how it starts.
33:55How?
33:57You're a Jesuit.
33:59Oh.
34:03I'm a flirt.
34:05Look, you have a boyfriend.
34:07You're full of flirts.
34:09Uh-huh.
34:13Doctor.
34:15Can I look at your back?
34:17Do you have any scars?
34:19Of course.
34:21Don't be afraid.
34:23I'm going to lift you up.
34:25Don't be afraid.
34:27I'm going to put this on you.
34:29Maybe it's a little cold.
34:31In case you get a cold on your back.
34:33Straight back.
34:35Deep breath.
34:37Yes.
34:39It's a little ugly, but...
34:41Like this.
34:43Relaxed.
34:45Don't count to ten.
34:47You know how to count to ten, right?
34:51I'm a flirt, yes.
34:53Okay.
34:57Inhale.
34:59Exhale.
35:01Are you all from the vapor clan?
35:03No.
35:05The bad clan.
35:07What did you say?
35:09The bad clan.
35:11It's better to die of hunger than to die of mother.
35:15Are you kidding me?
35:17Are you kidding me?
35:19I'm talking to you.
35:21I'm talking to you and you and you.
35:23Are you kidding me?
35:25Can't you respect a program
35:27that a madman told you?
35:29I didn't say madman.
35:31I said it a thousand times.
35:33The vapor clan comes in
35:35and the bad clan comes in.
35:37And then I get mad and I feel bad
35:39and I go to hell.
35:41Why is it so hard?
35:43You can't do anything in life without order and discipline.
35:45Boss.
35:47And don't keep that hat on your head.
35:49I told you a thousand times.
35:51Calm down, boss.
35:53This is a septic environment.
35:55Correct. He's right.
35:57Please, the minor contusions and the accounting
35:59on the left, thank you.
36:01And the trauma on the right.
36:05What's your problem?
36:07I have the dog.
36:09What dog?
36:11The one with the colon operation.
36:13Please wait for us outside.
36:17There are four of them.
36:19Where are they?
36:21In front of the door.
36:23Get out of there.
36:27You're all very healthy.
36:29Don't worry.
36:31Thank you very much.
36:33Wait a minute.
36:35He's been coming in for days.
36:37What are you doing?
36:39Tell them that Dr. Johnny
36:41Bisturioni is waiting for them.
36:43I don't know.
36:45Johnny Bisturioni?
36:47What do you want to do?
36:49I want to help you.
36:51I want you to receive all the patients
36:53and put them here.
36:55How can I help you?
36:57I'm telling you,
36:59you're not prepared.
37:01What do you mean?
37:03People.
37:05I listen to people.
37:07I have people here.
37:09I make them calm down.
37:11I tell them everything will be fine.
37:13This is marketing.
37:15I don't want them to come back to me.
37:17You don't want them to come?
37:19No, I don't.
37:21I want to block Martina
37:23on all the platforms.
37:25One more clip.
37:27One more clip.
37:33Money again.
37:35I can't take it anymore.
37:37I can't.
37:55What room is this?
38:03Come with me.
38:11Put something nice here.
38:13What do you want?
38:15A bit of wine?
38:17Isn't that too much?
38:19No.
38:21It's too much.
38:23Didn't we agree to practice here?
38:25When did we agree?
38:27Dana said
38:29that the two of us
38:31have to practice together.
38:33What have you been doing all this time?
38:35I think
38:37I've been practicing.
38:39I've been practicing.
38:41I have about three bottles.
38:43Are you drunk or what?
38:45Finish it.
38:47The thing is
38:49that now we have to put
38:51all the practice
38:53into practice.
38:57Wait.
38:59No.
39:01You wait.
39:03I have to go to the bathroom.
39:05You're not coming with me.
39:07Stay where you are.
39:09I have an idea.
39:11Do you remember?
39:13Wait for me.
39:17Take the spoon
39:19with the fork in your left hand
39:21and the fork in your right hand.
39:23Try to rotate the pasta
39:25with the fork in the spoon.
39:27Come on.
39:29If I only eat with the fork,
39:31what happens?
39:33Nothing.
39:35You won't be as elegant.
39:39What do I care about being elegant?
39:41Come with us to the table.
39:43Ah.
39:45Wait.
39:47Doesn't this date take a while?
39:49Do you know what I mean?
39:51Maybe we haven't had dessert yet.
39:53What dessert?
39:55Let's eat until we're full.
39:57At least we can hear what's going on.
39:59No, no. You're ruining the girl's experience.
40:01What experience?
40:03Please, just the two of us.
40:05Ok, but don't let her hear us.
40:07Come on.
40:09This is the place.
40:11I can't go to the bathroom.
40:13My wife is taking a shower with someone else.
40:15You!
40:17Animal, stay down!
40:19Oh, Flavi, how are you?
40:21Cristina sent you.
40:23She said we should experiment.
40:25Experiment?
40:27I'll kill you with my own hand.
40:29First you broke up with my sister
40:31and now you're with my Cristina?
40:33Up to here.
40:35Up to where?
40:37Up to here.
40:39You need to review your behavior.
40:41Review my behavior?
40:43Cristina, come out!
40:45Come out or I'll break your ear!
40:47I'll count to three and I'll break your ear!
40:49One!
40:51Hold on!
40:53Don't break it!
40:55It won't come off!
40:57Cristina!
40:59Tana!
41:01Cranguta?
41:03Something weird is going on here.
41:05I don't know what.
41:07How are you, Flavius?
41:09Fine. No, I'm not doing well.
41:11Pay attention to me.
41:13What are you looking for?
41:15What am I looking for?
41:17What are you looking for?
41:19I know.
41:21You're paying Toma's adventures
41:23on Dana's back.
41:25Hello, brother!
41:27Not on my back.
41:29You know I don't like it on my back.
41:31What a weird family we have!
41:33What are you doing?
41:35I'm trying to explain.
41:39Once again, thank you very much.
41:41Be well. We'll be waiting for you at our place.
41:43Are you kidding? God forbid
41:45you don't have to come to our place.
41:47Goodbye!
41:49I can't take it anymore.
41:51I can't take it anymore.
41:53We'll do the math.
41:55Boss, look at how many people are here.
41:57We have two years of rent.
41:59Relaxed!
42:01Emilu, you need to give me some money
42:03so I can give it to Mariu.
42:05You said you'd do the honors.
42:07I didn't pay.
42:09I'm sorry.
42:11Take these and give them to Mariu.
42:13And give him some money.
42:15Take these too.
42:19Come in!
42:21Hello!
42:23Martina sent you, right?
42:25Yes, Martina.
42:27The Gureu clan or Vapoarai?
42:29Both.
42:31Vapoarai is on her wife's side.
42:33I see.
42:35What kind of problems do you have?
42:37Scandal?
42:39Problems with your bed?
42:41So you're some kind of
42:43central infractory hospital, right?
42:45That's right.
42:47We go and donate
42:49a lot of myocardium.
42:51How much does it cost to put your heart in the bag?
42:55What is this?
42:57It's a...
42:59What?
43:01It's a flagrant.
43:03What?
43:05It's funny and funny.
43:07This is Martina's hand, right?
43:09She wants to test us.
43:11If you're a policeman,
43:13where's your police uniform?
43:15And where's the key?
43:17Maybe it's under the roof.
43:21Give me your hand.
43:23Give me your hand.
43:25I like this.
43:27You know,
43:29we're not very...
43:31You know?
43:33We're the worst.
43:35We're the worst.
43:37We're the hospital of the mafia clans.
43:39You're the boss.
43:43It hurts.
43:45Don't pull his hand.
43:47What?
43:49Wait, wait, wait.
43:51Wait, wait.
43:53No, no, no.
43:55It wasn't my idea.
43:57It wasn't my idea.
43:59It was Rufu's idea.
44:05It was Rufu's right.
44:07Who killed your mother?
44:09No.
44:11No, no, no.
44:13Come on.
44:15It's not that bad.
44:17It's just a birthmark.
44:19I mean,
44:21when I found
44:23the cat mask,
44:25I really thought I was cheating.
44:27Come on.
44:29What do you think?
44:31If you had cheated, would you have caught me?
44:33No.
44:35Listen, we were so happy
44:37for Toma and Crenguţa.
44:39They practiced the art
44:41of flirting.
44:43You said they were taking an exam.
44:45Yes!
44:47Do you want me to bother you?
44:49No, I really don't.
44:51Listen, Crenguţa.
44:53Yes?
44:55Emil called you three times.
44:57An hour ago.
44:59No problem.
45:01If it's urgent,
45:03he'll come back.
45:05You've become so tough.
45:11Ouch, ouch.
45:13Ouch, ouch.
45:15I'm so sorry.
45:17Let me get down a bit.
45:19I have a lift here
45:21that doesn't go up or down.
45:23Wait a minute.
45:25Wait a minute, Potolit.
45:27What's wrong with you?
45:29Don't you see what kind of situation we're in?
45:31You're a coward.
45:33I messed up.
45:35I messed up.
45:37That's it. My career is over.
45:39Goodbye.
45:41Goodbye.
45:43Goodbye.
45:45Goodbye.
45:47Goodbye.
45:49Goodbye.
45:51Goodbye.
45:53Goodbye.
45:55Goodbye.
45:57Goodbye.
45:59Goodbye.
46:01Goodbye.
46:03Goodbye.
46:05Goodbye.
46:07Goodbye.
46:09Goodbye.
46:11I went through the legal proceedings
46:13and I spoke to some witnesses.
46:15And?
46:17Our suspicions have been confirmed
46:19by several sources.
46:21And we have a witness.
46:23Wait a minute.
46:25What witness? What suspicions?
46:27Witness, come in.
46:33What?
46:35Yes, Mr. Politician, it's me.
46:37What's wrong with organized crime?
46:39With the Interlop network?
46:41They're just very stupid.
46:43Well, maybe that one
46:45who goes and forgets to pay the bill
46:47who promised to pay it
46:49and didn't pay it.
46:51But they're not stupid at all.
46:53It's like a flower bed.
46:55Look at them.
46:57Don't be mad at me.
46:59I didn't do anything stupid to you.
47:01Because you're stupid, Johnny.
47:03Our research shows that you were
47:05a victim of an infractional network.
47:07It wasn't that hard.
47:09Mr. Politician, please.
47:11I get it. He's like him.
47:13But please, don't be mad at us.
47:15Please, don't be mad at us.
47:17The other option is from 3 to 7 years
47:19for complicity.
47:21No.
47:23We're right. We're more stupid.
47:25We're naive.
47:27Boss, we're the stupidest.
47:29Very stupid.
47:31We're very, very stupid.
47:33We're very, very stupid.
47:35We're very, very stupid.
47:37We're very, very stupid.
47:39We're very, very stupid.
47:41We're very, very stupid.
47:43We're very, very stupid.
47:45We're very, very stupid.
47:47We're very, very stupid.
47:49We're very, very stupid.
47:51We're very, very stupid.
47:53We're very, very stupid.
47:55We're very, very stupid.
47:57We're very, very stupid.
47:59We're very, very stupid.
48:01We're very, very stupid.
48:03We're very, very stupid.
48:05We're very, very stupid.
48:07We're very, very stupid.
48:09We're very, very stupid.
48:11We're very, very stupid.
48:13We're very, very stupid.
48:15We're very, very stupid.
48:17We're very, very stupid.
48:19We're very, very stupid.
48:21We're very, very stupid.
48:23We're very, very stupid.
48:25We're very, very stupid.
48:27We're very, very stupid.
48:29What are you doing, woman?
48:31What are you doing there?
48:33What are you doing, Flavius?
48:35What's wrong with your head, woman?
48:37I'm Flavius.
48:59Bravo, dad!
49:01Bravo, dad!
49:03Bravo, dad!
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