Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 5 Episode 16 The Body
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 5 Episode 16 The Body
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00:00Oh
00:09Still a couple of guys getting it, right
00:14Hey flower getting lady want me to pick Don up from school
00:22Mom
00:25What are you doing
00:30I
00:33Love
00:37Love
00:43Honey
01:00So
01:30You
01:45You
01:50I think we're just about ready for five and then I'll be pretty much ready for barf
01:55Xander gross, you know barf from the eating cuz all was good and too much goodness
02:01I'm taking it as a compliment
02:05Yes, I'm going to barf too everyone's so sweet
02:11How you doing there will are you in the vomit club too I had too much dog
02:17Baby, let me rub your tummy. She likes it when I
02:21Oh
02:22Stop explaining things
02:24My dog tastes funny. I think I got one with rum in it. That's bad
02:29Yeah, now Santa's gonna pass you right by
02:31naughty boozehound
02:34Santa always passes me by something puts him off could be the big honking menorah. Oh, did you write him a letter?
02:41Would you ask for um guys? Hello puberty sort of figured out the whole no Santa thing
02:48That's a myth
02:49Yeah
02:51No, I mean, it's a myth that it's a myth. There is a Santa Claus
02:55The advantage of having a thousand-year-old girlfriend inside scoop. There's a Santa Claus
03:01Mm-hmm been around since like the 1500s and he wasn't always called Santa
03:06But you know Christmas night flying reindeer coming down the chimney all true
03:12all true
03:14Well, he doesn't traditionally bring presents so much as you know
03:19disembowel children, but otherwise
03:21The reindeer part was nice
03:31No, it's just blackened, you know, it's it's Cajun pie
03:36No, do you think we dare as long as you two stay away from the band candy I'm cool with anything
03:44You
03:45Are a demon child. I
03:48Lived tormenting you that's so wrong a daughter's duty. I suppose
03:53Look, all we have to do is just cut off a little bit of the bird
04:00Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom
04:14I
04:30Mom she's not breathing. No, I I can't she's not breathing
04:36Okay
04:38What
04:41Let's see 616 30 Ravello, it's a house Ravello near Hadley
04:51Yes
04:55No, no, I came home and what should I do?
05:03No, I don't remember
05:06You want to tilt your mother's head back cover her mouth with yours and breathe into her mouth
05:37I
05:49Are you there I broke something
06:04She's cold
06:07The body is cold. No my mom
06:11Should I make her warm?
06:14No
06:20When will they be here
06:36I
06:48Have to make a call
07:06I
07:12Love just you have to come she's at the house
07:36I
07:38I
08:05She's in here
08:08I
08:19Get a no pulse, let's lay her out
08:29How long should be like this I
08:31I found her a few minutes. Was she conscious?
08:36No
08:37I'm bagging her. What I'm gonna intubate just trying to get her to breathe. All right
08:42This your mother. Yes, you have any serious physical health problems any history of heart disease? No, I
08:49Mean there there was a tumor a brain tumor, but but she had an operation and she's fine now
08:56She's she's been fine
09:01I
09:10We got her I got we got let's get her on the truck now call it in ahead I never brought one back I'm here
09:21It's a miracle that's what it is a beautiful miracle good is new
09:27Thank God you found me in time
09:31I
09:47She's cold
09:53Call it
10:01I
10:11I'm sorry. What do we do now? I'm sorry, but I have to tell you that your mother's dead
10:21It looks like she did die a good while before you found her there's nothing you could have done
10:31Guessing it must have been an aneurysm or some clotting some complication from surgery
10:38She probably felt
10:41Very little pain
10:44I'm gonna call it in the coroner's office will come by and take her in and they'll determine the cause of death conclusively
10:55We're moving
11:01We got a fly
11:02I'm gonna call this right away. Now. The coroner's office may take a while in the meanwhile. I think you should sit
11:10Have a glass of water and try not to disturb the body
11:15Do you need anything is there someone you can call
11:20Someone's coming let's go
11:22I
11:29Am very sorry for your loss. Thank you
11:45Good luck
11:52I
12:22I
12:52I
13:22I
13:52Buffy
13:54What is it?
13:55Is it glory?
13:58I'm waiting
14:00The the coroner's coming
14:03What I?
14:04Have to tell Don
14:07She's at school. I'll go there. I'm not sure
14:14No, no don't know no, it's too late Joyce. Yeah, they're coming for her. No. No, we're Joyce
14:22We're not supposed to move the body
14:52You
15:01God I
15:04Can't believe it. It's not that bad
15:09How can you say it's not that bad? I just don't think it's that big a deal
15:15Kevin Berman called me a freak in front of everybody
15:20No, that's no big deal
15:23He didn't say you were a freak
15:28Forget it
15:30He just said you were freaky, which you know freaky can be sort of cool
15:37Yeah, real cool
15:39I'm a suicidal head case
15:42You know it was Kirstie. She was telling people how you were into cutting yourself, and that's such a lie I
15:49Got cut by accident one time
15:53Now Kevin thinks I'm a fool
15:55That was when you were reading out about your family and of course curse. She's got to turn everything into a story
16:03She was telling people that you were adopted
16:07What a primo biatch I
16:10Swear if I could make her head explode using only the power of my mind. That's what I'd be doing right about now
16:19Great
16:22No, I look like a wet rat
16:25Yeah, you know you can't go out there looking all cry face. That was just give Kirstie more ammo
16:31You know my big sister could really beat the crap out of her. I mean really really
16:41What do you think
16:44Can I show my face
16:46You're good to go we're gonna be late anyway
16:58Kirstie alert
17:01Hey John hey, how you doing? Okay? Good. Thanks for asking
17:17Okay
17:21Remember we're not
17:23Drawing the object we're drawing
17:27the negative space around the object
17:42The space in between what's going on
17:47Oh
17:49Negative space yeah, what's that all about? Yeah?
17:59It's pretty good
18:04Thanks
18:13So I heard you like how to freak out and cut yourself
18:17No, not even it was a whole it was so not felt like that before
18:25Things get so crazed. You know you just feel like you want to do something extreme
18:33Yeah, I
18:35Just I had a lot of intense stuff going on a lot of people don't understand
18:42Pain
18:45Yeah
18:47Then Kirstie's got a blab at Everett cuz she's thirsty man
18:51It's like she thinks I'm so hot everybody should just bow down before me, and I'm like
18:59whatever
19:01She's so superficial
19:03Everything's always about clothes or who likes who and there's just way more important stuff going on
19:10there's a lot of
19:12Crucial you know
19:15stuff
19:16Yeah
19:17Well this one time in history
19:20she had this book called annals of history and
19:24She didn't know how to say the word annals so she kept saying done
19:35I have to talk to you
19:43Um what
19:49Can it wait I'm in the middle of class I know please come with me
20:08I thought mom was picking me up
20:13Oh
20:15What's going on
20:18Something's going on. Let's go outside. No tell me what's going on
20:24It's bad news
20:29Well what is it what happened
20:34It's bad, please can we where's mom
20:42Mom had an accident
20:46Or
20:49Something went wrong from the tumor
20:55She okay
20:57is she
20:58but she's okay, but
21:02It's it's serious, but
21:12Oh
21:42Oh
22:13You
22:26You
22:43I think they're here
22:59Do you want to come up
23:04You're double-parked
23:09Let him give me a ticket
23:12What do you think the the purple right kiss cuz it's Elmer
23:19No
23:21No, it's too depressing. It's like I'm a
23:25funeral guy
23:27Well, this is this is cheerier. Maybe oh, I want to be cheery like like everything is normal
23:36No, that's that's rude. That's it's disrespectful. La la la I don't care
23:43If I had that blue one
23:48Joyce really liked the blue one. She told me one time
23:52You sure it's not in your room. I can look again
23:57No, no, I
24:01Should I should wear the purple the purple I I think the purple it's just that it's so I
24:10Don't know it it doesn't mean something bad. I
24:14think it's um
24:16royal
24:17purple means
24:19royalty
24:21Well, I can't see Buffy at the Morgan be all royal oh
24:26I'm the king of everything. I'm better than you. I
24:30Have to be supportive
24:32Buffy needs me to be supportive
24:34I
24:38Can't why do all my shirts have two stupid things on them
24:44Why can't I just dress like a grown-up can I be a grown-up
24:55Can't do this
25:04Oh
25:09We can do this, okay, we can be there for Buffy
25:24Can be strong strong like an Amazon strong like an Amazon, right
25:30I
25:36Wish I had the blue
25:43So what do we do I'm not sure hello talk to Giles
26:01What will we do what will we be expected to do
26:22Hey
26:30I
26:39Know the feeling I'm afraid I'm gonna start to cry again
26:49Sandra cried at the apartment. It was weird. Yeah, it's a it's a thing we do
27:00I
27:15It's going to happen
27:18Well, I I guess we're gonna meet them at the morgue
27:24That's
27:26Why they were taking her
27:29Um Giles said that he was gonna go with Joyce and Buffy was gonna go to
27:36the school to tell Don
27:40God
27:43Do you know how to how to get yeah, it's at the hospital. It's a wing
27:50We do morgue time this could be a game
27:54I
27:57Have to change
28:04What else did Giles say
28:06Not a lot
28:08Are they sure this was?
28:10Natural, I mean glory
28:13Giles is pretty sure that it wasn't wasn't her but I mean she said she was gonna come after Buffy's family
28:18I mean we should be going after her. I mean she could have done it and
28:23Covered her tracks. Why would she she'd want us to know?
28:32I'll tell you what it is
28:34It's the frickin doctors. I
28:37Mean, they just let her out, you know clean bill of health dig a hole in your skull. Here's a band-aid next
28:44They should have checked her over. They should have had her in
28:47We don't have enough monsters in this town the doctors got to help him out I don't think it was
28:56It just happened
29:00Things don't happen. I mean they don't just happen
29:09Somebody's I
29:12Mean somebody's got
29:15Okay
29:18Let's go
29:20Come on you me
29:23Come on
29:25You
29:40You know, I can't take you damn straight
29:48Are we gonna see the body what
29:55Are we gonna be in the room with the dead body? I
30:00Don't know
30:02No
30:04But I guess we should take over patrolling and all that
30:08Yeah. Oh, yeah for however long
30:12You know it. I
30:15Can't wear this
30:18I
30:21Really should have the other
30:25Choice liked it. So do you think you could have left in the laundry room?
30:32Maybe I'll go check. I'll just be one minute. We're cool
30:38Are
30:45They gonna cut the body open oh
30:48My god, would you just stop talking just shut your mouth?
30:53Please what am I doing? How can you act like that? Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot?
31:01Is that the helpful thing to do guys the way you behave?
31:05Nobody will tell me because it's not okay for you to be asking these things, but I don't understand. I
31:13Don't understand how this all happens how we go through this
31:18I mean, I knew her and then she's there's just a body and I don't understand why she just can't get back
31:26In it and not be dead
31:29Anymore it's stupid
31:31It's mortal and stupid and and Xander's crying and not talking and I was having fruit punch
31:38And I thought well Joyce will never have any more fruit punch ever and she'll never have eggs
31:45Or yawn or brush her hair not ever and no one will explain to me. Why?
31:58Oh
32:13We don't know how it works why
32:28I
32:59I
33:05Sorry, sorry some pent-up
33:15Where did you handle as I was saying some frustration and now I
33:21Appear to be stuck my god
33:26It's your hand, okay
33:28pretty much I'm really sorry you could have hit an electrical thing and once
33:40again with the sorry did it make you feel better for a second there a whole
33:48second in my defense some crappy wallmanship yeah you can hear everything
33:54next door who did the drywall in this place I always forget to ask did I miss
34:02something Sander decided that he blames the wall can you turn your wrists hold
34:08on
34:15it's okay
34:18it hurts
34:27here wash it off
34:31band-aids underneath
34:37couldn't find it doesn't matter
34:42we should get there yes
34:45yes I want to be there for Buffy you're right the Avengers got to get with the
34:54assembly we'll go we'll deal we'll help that's what we do we help Buffy
35:07how are we going to help
35:15you
35:45you
36:15there's anything we can do
36:46glad you're here
36:55thank you so much I know they're not telling us anything
37:12doctor
37:15okay I've examined your mother's body can we see her don not now the on-site
37:39report seems more or less accurate your mother did have what looks like an
37:45aneurysm sudden hemorrhaging from a ruptured arterial vessel near the where
37:52the tumor was removed shouldn't we have known about that that was a danger
37:59sometimes these things are detectable and sometimes they're not choice was
38:05aware of the possibility of rupture and the effects she didn't even get on the
38:11phone so clearly this was very sudden she may have felt a little nausea and
38:19probably passed out as it happened I doubt there was much pain and even if
38:27someone had been by her side my head mom it's doubtful that this could have been
38:33dealt with in time
38:42thank you doctor are you sure there wasn't a lot of pain absolutely I have to
38:53lie to make you feel better
38:57what needs to be done now well there there will be some forms and some
39:06decisions you'll need to make and Buffy why don't you let me handle those as
39:11much as I can please we will need you to sign a couple of release forms yes
39:17thank you
39:24we'll be here
39:30what did the doctor say nothing and it's you know it's what we thought a tumor
39:39why don't we sit down
39:48Giles is gonna go over the paperwork man if there's one day they should not give
39:55you home Donnie do you want to sit I don't think we're gonna have to be here
40:04very long what about
40:09what about what nothing I have to be do you want someone to go with you no I
40:20still remember how to pee do you know where it is yeah I think maybe she's
40:30mad at me or something cuz you were the one that told her how'd you take it
40:40meltdown she just wouldn't believe me I still don't think she does I wish that
40:51Joyce didn't die
40:55because she was nice and now we all heard
41:04Anya ever the wordsmith
41:10thank you
41:14do you want anything
41:18something to eat or soda honestly I couldn't tell well I think you should
41:27try to eat something yeah maybe Don could use a snack I'll find something
41:36Sandra do you have any money we'll come with we'll be real quick
41:54I'm sorry you have to go through all of this you don't have to worry about me
42:06everybody wants to help I don't even know if I'm here I don't know what's
42:17going on
42:22never done this that's just an amazingly dumb thing to say obviously I've never
42:32never done this before
42:40I have my mother died when I was 17
42:46I didn't know I'm sorry no no I didn't mean to I'm only telling you this
43:00because I know it's not my place but there's things thoughts and reactions I
43:12had that I couldn't understand or even try to explain to anyone else thoughts
43:23and you feel like I was losing it or like I was some kind of horrible person
43:32I know it's different for you because it's always different but if you ever
43:42need
44:02was it sudden what your mother
44:10no
44:15and yes it's always sudden
44:31you
45:01you
45:31you
46:01you
46:31you
47:01I'm just not hungry.
47:04What about Donnie?
47:07Is she still in the bathroom?
47:10I guess.
47:13You guys wait here.
47:16I'll be back in a minute.
47:19Donnie?
47:22Donnie?
47:25Donnie?
47:28You guys wait here.
47:58Donnie?
48:28Donnie?
48:58Donnie?
49:28Don?
49:31Don?
49:58Is she cold?
50:01Is she cold?
50:04It's not her.
50:07It's not her.
50:10It's not her.
50:13It's not her.
50:16She's gone.
50:19Where'd she go?
50:22Where'd she go?
50:25It's not her.
50:28It's not her.
50:31It's not her.
50:34It's not her.
50:37It's not her.
50:40It's not her.
50:43It's not her.
50:46It's not her.
50:49It's not her.
50:52It's not her.
50:55It's not her.
50:58It's not her.
51:01It's not her.
51:04It's not her.
51:07It's not her.
51:10It's not her.
51:13It's not her.
51:16It's not her.
51:19It's not her.
51:22It's not her.
51:25Grr! Arrgh!