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00:00So, and after he told me that I have no chance to hire me, he told me that I'm stupid, stupid, incompetent, stupid and insensitive.
00:13What do you think about this?
00:15I don't know, we've known you for a short time.
00:17Hey, I would like to meet this boy, what's his name? Something like that.
00:22What's wrong with you? Do you want to hit him?
00:24I want to ask, from where to where, incompetent?
00:31Listen, Malone.
00:32Yes?
00:33If you eat the potato, it's like you're eating yourself.
00:36Meaning?
00:37You're just like a cake.
00:38What the hell are you talking about?
00:41Gina, don't you think you should reduce the amount of sauces? You know who you're talking to.
00:47I'm interested in what I'm allowed and what I'm not.
00:52You'll have all the trust, I'm not stupid.
01:00Hey, look at him, he's a long robot, he's here.
01:02Let him come here.
01:05Hey, this Chinese food tastes different when you eat it with a fork.
01:15I understand, Oriana, but it's hard for me to swallow.
01:21I'll eat it with a fork.
01:23Hey, do you know why we need this moment in our lives?
01:30Injectable morphine of 10 mg?
01:32No, are you kidding me? No.
01:35Hey, we need a vacation, to take a walk, to go out somewhere.
01:39Because the week we were supposed to go to the marina, we couldn't enjoy it at all.
01:43Because of the weather.
01:44Why did it rain?
01:46Only for two hours.
01:48Once every three days and once every four.
01:51Hey, Robica, I'm dying, come on.
01:53Didn't we agree that we'll find a job this month?
01:56Do you want to start with the vacation?
01:58No, I don't want to eat with you, but let's go out somewhere in the nature.
02:03We'll enjoy the air-conditioning.
02:07Well, well, well.
02:08What do you say?
02:09What do you say, robot?
02:12We were supposed to go somewhere on the weekend.
02:19Very nice.
02:20Listen, where?
02:21Somewhere far away from civilization.
02:23Yes.
02:24I know.
02:25I know where we're going.
02:27We're going somewhere where we're going to do what we've always wanted to do.
02:31What kind of sex?
02:33Well...
02:34To the fish.
02:36Bravo, man.
02:37Yes.
02:38God bless you.
02:39God bless you too.
02:40Since when did I say we're going to the fish?
02:42Forgive me, I'm sorry.
02:45An uncle of mine told me...
02:47He set fire to Vali's house on Unesco in 1994.
02:50He was there with Tassus.
02:52What uncle?
02:53The uncle of Cicatrice's brother.
02:55The one with Simona, that girl.
02:58Which one?
02:59The one with the short legs.
03:02We took her to Lemai's house.
03:03No, no, no.
03:05And this uncle of mine told me...
03:07He doesn't know anyone.
03:09He's been going to the mountains for 10 years.
03:12He's been going to the mountains for 10 years and he's been going through the woods for 7 kilometers.
03:15Without a mortgage.
03:16He could manage with a map, you know?
03:18So he told me...
03:19Crapcean is there.
03:20Karas is 2-3 kilos.
03:22Pestrav, Som.
03:23It's empty there.
03:24You don't even have a phone signal.
03:25You're losing your life, Bibi.
03:27Which Bibi?
03:30My comrade from the forest.
03:34How the hell are we going through the woods for 7 kilometers?
03:37With our luggage, with Mors, with Unesco.
03:38They're all following us.
03:40I don't have a problem.
03:41I did it yesterday.
03:43I choose to go to the gym every day.
03:45Yeah, look, she has nothing.
03:47Come on, let's go together.
03:49The three of us.
03:50Without phones, without signals, without the internet, without anything.
03:54And she remembers our break.
03:57That's what you need, right?
03:59To remember your break, because you're tired.
04:01It's bad, it's bad.
04:02Your eyes don't open until late at night.
04:04So, let me put it this way.
04:06We leave on Friday morning.
04:07I take the car from Max Taxi to Lemai's.
04:09Because that's how it is at Recaretu.
04:10Suspended.
04:11And the rest is not done with Max Taxi.
04:12What do you say?
04:13Come on, let's go.
04:14Come on, let's go.
04:15Come on, come on, come on.
04:16We'll miss the tickets at the cinema.
04:18Come on, come on.
04:40The boy from the city is getting ready.
04:42He's beautiful, hot.
04:43He listens to music, that's why he's good without words.
04:46He works, he's in his hair.
04:47He's not attracted to the holy ones.
04:48Because his mom cuts him off at the bank, because he's not in his right mind.
04:51He has words for him, but they don't reach his tongue.
04:54In general, he's in love with his a** in a mirror.
04:56He's pumped, he's cramped.
04:58From solar and massage to scandal, it's zero.
05:00He doesn't give a kiss, he doesn't give a message.
05:02But the boy is sleeping.
05:03Everything is under control.
05:04The boys no longer carry illegal knives and pistols.
05:07No one can anymore.
05:08Because no one knows how.
05:10He's quiet in the neighborhood.
05:11The future is now.
05:13The world has changed.
05:14Come on, take it easy.
05:15The boys from the city are hunting Pokemon at the traffic light.
05:18The infractors without deeds check in at the co-op.
05:20Under the armor, he wears a thong with a vibrator perfume.
05:23The world has changed.
05:24Come on, take it easy.
05:25The boys from the city are hunting Pokemon at the traffic light.
05:28The infractors without deeds check in at the co-op.
05:31Under the armor, he wears a thong with a vibrator perfume.
05:37Come on.
05:38So I don't agree with anything, you know.
05:40Leave it, Mrs. Coca.
05:41Don't be upset with the neighbor.
05:42He has nothing to do with it.
05:43Is this a neighbor?
05:44Is this a neighbor?
05:45He's an unlucky bastard.
05:47You know, I say, a bastard.
05:51He's such a bastard,
05:53that he hides with the knife on the cross.
05:55I left him and I'm going to pay him in taxes.
05:57I'm telling you for sure.
05:58Yes, Mrs. Coca.
05:59You know what I'm saying here?
06:01I can't wait for the vlog meeting.
06:03I can't wait to ask him.
06:04Where the fuck is the money?
06:06All the money from the fund,
06:07where I'm going to apologize to these kids, right?
06:09They put money only up to the 6th floor,
06:11where they live.
06:12A bastard.
06:13A bastard.
06:14That's what it is.
06:15Mrs. Coca, I'm sorry.
06:16God, I even met my daughter.
06:18A few days ago, in the elevator.
06:20Do you know her?
06:2128 years old.
06:22You know her, right?
06:23She's full of asses.
06:24Ugly.
06:25Disgraceful.
06:26She's not that.
06:27She's not that.
06:28She's not that.
06:29She's not that.
06:30She's not that.
06:31She's not that.
06:32She's not that.
06:33She's not that.
06:34She's not that.
06:35I don't know what to say.
06:36What a dumbass.
06:37I was looking at her and thinking,
06:38you don't have to choose a husband.
06:39You have to choose an innocent one.
06:40What a dumbass.
06:41We're leaving now.
06:42Thank you very much.
06:43Goodbye.
06:44Goodbye.
06:45I'm leaving.
06:46Bye.
06:47I'm leaving.
06:48We're leaving.
06:49Bye.
06:50Bye.
06:51Bye.
06:52We'll have a call at the airport,
06:53but I have to go.
06:54Leave me alone.
06:55I'm having enough with you.
06:56I'm having enough with you.
06:57So, so.
06:58So, so.
06:59So, so.
07:00So, so.
07:01So, so.
07:02Come on.
07:03Have fun.
07:04Have fun, have fun!
07:06You're such good kids!
07:08Such good kids!
07:10I love you so much!
07:12Honey, please, let him drive the car.
07:15Come on, leave me alone!
07:16I'm not driving this car anymore,
07:17since that thing in Cernica happened.
07:19What thing?
07:20That thing in Cernica.
07:22God forbid, that woman.
07:23She was old, but still...
07:25Do you understand me?
07:29Hey, Malone!
07:30What's up?
07:31Tell me, how was it when you met Ginu's parents?
07:34Leave me alone, I don't want to talk about this.
07:37But why?
07:39My father hates me.
07:41I'm the one who hates you.
07:43Now you see? Now you have something else.
07:47She's mad at me!
07:48But why?
07:49He's exaggerating.
07:51Listen, Gina, I'm telling you from experience
07:54that you have to be very honest with your parents
07:56and tell them
07:57I love him because he's a boy.
08:00Really?
08:02Listen, but why should a man lie to his parents?
08:06Ginu!
08:07Ginu, do you hear me?
08:09Yes.
08:10Listen, you go to them and say
08:12my parents, or whatever you call them,
08:16intelligence, beauty, education,
08:19character, good temper, material salt,
08:21doesn't mean everything to a man.
08:24I'm going to jail!
08:26I can't take this anymore!
08:28Pascali!
08:31Hey, what do you like more,
08:33Dani Mocanu, Nicu Paleru, Laura Vassa,
08:35Sorinel, or Liviu Puste?
08:37Rammstein.
08:38Yes.
08:40Hey, I like all of them,
08:43at least the one you mentioned, Dorel.
08:46Hey, but with Nicu Paleru,
08:48you're going to get in trouble.
08:50You're going to make me look like a chicken.
08:53You don't look like a chicken.
08:55So what?
08:56What's your name?
08:57Creel!
08:58Creel, a chicken!
09:01I'm going to change my name to Zdugane!
09:04Come on, man, you're going to have a good time tonight.
09:06That's true.
09:12Hey, you forgot the filter.
09:14It made you thirsty.
09:17Hey, I don't have a magnet, Gabor.
09:20Robotele, Robotele.
09:21Hey, Robotele.
09:22We'll do it with gel, ok?
09:23Ok, ok, I got it.
09:26I got it.
09:32Hey, look at you!
09:33Is it there or not?
09:34It's not there, it's not there.
09:35Is it here?
09:36No.
09:37It's pulling your brain out of your head.
09:38No, I didn't pull it out.
09:39Come over here and see.
09:40Where?
09:41There's nothing here.
09:44Oh, man, your family.
09:46Your family.
09:55Hey, boss.
09:58Are you driving?
09:59Don't you want to understand me?
10:01Weren't you driving?
10:02I don't have a license.
10:03How am I supposed to drive?
10:04I don't know.
10:06Good evening.
10:07It's 11 o'clock in the morning.
10:09Do you think I don't know what time it is?
10:11Only the evening can be good for you,
10:13because I'm going to wake you up in the morning.
10:15Check your papers.
10:17Yes.
10:24Where are you going?
10:26Look over there.
10:28Where?
10:29Over there.
10:31I was sure, but I wasn't precise.
10:34Hey, we're in town.
10:36Do you know how much you had?
10:38I admit, 75.
10:40So you admit.
10:42So, 75?
10:43Yes.
10:46Do you know what that means?
10:47Oh, man.
10:48I'm going to die in jail with my kids.
10:50355 grams and I'll go straight to jail.
10:54Oops.
10:55Heroin.
10:56I got it.
10:57I'll give you a ride in the evening.
10:59Bye.
11:01THE NEXT DAY
11:11Come on, Ginu.
11:12Next time we're going on a trip.
11:14Show me your list.
11:15Okay.
11:16Come on, honey.
11:17The water's boiling.
11:18It is.
11:19Hey, Robert.
11:20Come on, God help me.
11:21God help me not to get angry
11:22because I'm already pissed off.
11:23Come on, tell me.
11:24Hey, please.
11:25When we get to Bucharest,
11:26give me your cookies, too.
11:27For two days.
11:28Why, Michael?
11:29Are you taking them to Neverland?
11:31No.
11:32I want to eat your cookies, too.
11:33I want to take care of my kids.
11:34I want to see what it's like to be a father.
11:36No, you don't.
11:37You're not taking care of our kids.
11:39Why not?
11:40We're at a stage
11:41where we're raising them in a different way.
11:43It's a modern method.
11:44We're raising them without a name.
11:46What do you mean, without a name?
11:47Listen.
11:48I read in a book…
11:49You?
11:52Daniela read in a book
11:53and she told me…
11:54Right.
11:55…that it's modern,
11:56with education,
11:57the latest high-tech education.
12:00What are they doing in the States?
12:01Where the hell are they?
12:02Is the world more crazy?
12:03It's a new method of education,
12:05without the word no.
12:06You never say no to your kids.
12:08But what do you tell them?
12:09Only yes.
12:10Yes.
12:11Listen.
12:12If the kid wants to eat a dead dog,
12:14which he found in the park,
12:15what do you say?
12:16Yes?
12:17No.
12:18So you say no.
12:19No.
12:20What do you mean, no?
12:22So you don't tell them
12:23yes, eat…
12:24I mean, you don't tell them
12:25no, eat the dog.
12:26So how do you explain this?
12:28You don't tell them…
12:29You don't tell them no,
12:31don't eat the dead dog.
12:33And what do you do?
12:34You give the dog to the kid to eat?
12:36How can I give the dog to the kid?
12:37Are you stupid?
12:38It's not obvious.
12:39It's a new psychological method of education.
12:42Based on a dead dog?
12:45Listen to this.
12:46No, Gina.
12:47Wait a minute.
12:48Let me explain.
12:49So, instead of telling the kid
12:50not to eat the dog,
12:51you offer them an alternative option.
12:53You tell them,
12:54Mommy,
12:55let's eat a candy.
12:56You know?
12:57That's an option.
12:58No.
12:59Yes, eat it.
13:00But what if the dog doesn't want the candy
13:01because it's boiling on the dead dog?
13:03What do you do?
13:04Malone,
13:05why would the kid refuse a candy?
13:06The kid who looks at the dead dog
13:08as if it were a lemon.
13:09Hey, enough.
13:10Stop us at the post office.
13:11Stop that fine.
13:12Otherwise,
13:13I'll pay you double.
13:14Do you understand?
13:15You have very fast hands.
13:17Do you want to…
13:18No!
13:19Leave it, girl.
13:20Work from here.
13:25Fuck.
13:29Hey, man, did you get it?
13:30Are you serious?
13:31No way, man.
13:32This is 7 kilometers.
13:33How are you going to feed your family?
13:35Hey, Malone.
13:36Tell me.
13:37Do you have a thermos at home?
13:38Yes, but I don't know how to use it.
13:39Can I use it too,
13:40with Daniel on your side?
13:41Hey, man, shut up.
13:42But we're already two on him.
13:44I'm here too.
13:45Is that how you feed your family?
13:46Yes, because I can't.
13:47Is that how you do it?
13:48Yes, because I can't.
13:49Yes, because I can't.
13:50Yes, because I can't.
13:51Yes, because I can't.
13:52Yes, because I can't.
13:54Don't forget the map.
13:55It doesn't say anything here.
13:57There's nothing on the trees, right?
13:58Hey, shut up.
13:59I have a question.
14:00I didn't take the sheet,
14:01and you're making fun of me.
14:03But I'm not a child,
14:04that's how you know me.
14:06No, man,
14:07why don't we get in
14:08that GPS or that Waze?
14:11Can I answer it?
14:12Please.
14:13I don't know why.
14:14Give it to me.
14:15Hey, listen.
14:16In half a kilometer
14:17there's no connection to the Internet,
14:19no phone signal,
14:20nothing.
14:21So it's empty, you know?
14:22Empty, you know?
14:23Empty.
14:24So how do we check-in
14:27when we get to the lake?
14:30We don't check-in.
14:32Then why do we go?
14:34To relax!
14:37Adi, take the luggage
14:38and let's go.
14:39Yes.
14:41Close the car,
14:42because...
14:43Hey, listen.
14:44Take the barbecue grill
14:45with 16 degrees.
14:46Look, this one was good.
14:47Did you like it?
14:48Yes, I liked it.
14:49Take it to Iomor,
14:50it's very good.
14:51Adi, man!
14:52Gina, don't do that.
15:12Hey, hey, hey.
15:13Wait a minute.
15:14Let's make a toast.
15:15Look, it's Ginuta's turn.
15:16Dear family,
15:18we left half an hour ago
15:19and we made a toast
15:20after 4 meters.
15:21I counted 9.
15:23I counted 9.
15:24Leave her alone,
15:25she's drunk.
15:26You're really crazy.
15:27Yes, leave her alone,
15:28because in 3 days
15:29we'll get to the lake,
15:30you know?
15:31I'll eat your mouth.
15:33Do you realize
15:34how many rare Pokemons
15:35are here?
15:36No, man.
15:37Balloon,
15:38you didn't leave,
15:39you idiot.
15:40Don't call
15:41because there's no GPS.
15:43And we don't have
15:44that phone number,
15:46do you understand?
15:48Ok, ok, but...
15:51how do we know where to go?
15:53We have the compass.
15:55And what do we do with that?
15:57Point to the North.
16:01Wait a minute.
16:03How do we have the power
16:04to point to the North
16:05if there's no GPS?
16:07Hey, man.
16:08Yes?
16:09You're the emperor.
16:11You idiot.
16:12How the hell
16:13do you ask me that?
16:14How do you point to the North
16:15if there's no GPS?
16:18Hey, man.
16:19Give me that compass.
16:23How the hell do I point to the North?
16:25God,
16:26please,
16:27do something
16:28so I can cry
16:29as soon as possible.
16:30How can I ask you
16:31something like that?
16:32Why?
16:33That compass works
16:34with magnets
16:35and that's how you point to the North.
16:36And if you want
16:37to take it to the South?
16:39Correct.
16:40Or take it to the West.
16:45Man,
16:46I'm very happy
16:47that today
16:48I'm going to fish
16:49for the first time
16:50in my life.
16:51But why?
16:52Man,
16:53because I was
16:54in another life
16:55and my luck
16:56is to be a fisherman.
16:58But how do you know that?
16:59Argument number one.
17:00Until the age of five,
17:01I lived
17:02at the Dolphin Market.
17:03Two,
17:04the first bank
17:05people made in my life
17:06was a fishmonger.
17:07And three,
17:08in a day,
17:09we go fishing.
17:10It's very dangerous
17:11to die here, Bibi.
17:12Why?
17:13Very dangerous.
17:14Bibi,
17:15look,
17:16there's a big lake down there.
17:17Did you take it
17:18or did you give it to me?
17:19It's a bear lake.
17:20A big lake
17:21and small ponds.
17:22Do you realize
17:23what this means?
17:24The lake is not old.
17:25It means
17:26it's a chicken pond.
17:27And this is
17:28the most dangerous
17:29place to die, Bibi.
17:31Gina,
17:32we'll come back to you.
17:33You can walk
17:3438 centimeters more.
17:35Don't be so mean.
17:38I told you to cut your belly.
17:40And I told you to cut your belly,
17:42to cut your belly.
17:48Come on, let's go.
18:00This way.
18:02To the other side.
18:03Where are we going?
18:07To the pond.
18:09No!
18:10No!
18:11Don't die, Bianca!
18:12Don't shoot the kids!
18:13Hey!
18:41God,
18:55what more do you want?
18:57Air,
18:58some sun,
18:59birds,
19:00water,
19:01at least a little line.
19:02Why did you say that?
19:03The lemon tree
19:04from Colombia
19:05just turned around.
19:09Hey,
19:10what kind of birds are those?
19:13What kind of birds are those?
19:15Yes, those.
19:16What kind of birds are those?
19:18It's a squirrel,
19:19can't you see it's green?
19:21Instead of the bird coming to me,
19:24I came to her.
19:28They're not green.
19:30But what?
19:32Egrets.
19:33No, no.
19:34Egrets don't live in this area.
19:36But where?
19:37In Delta.
19:38Where?
19:39Egrets live where there's water.
19:42Egrets are cemeteries' birds,
19:44can't you see their mouth?
19:47What do you mean, cemeteries' birds?
19:50Yes, I've never heard that word.
19:52Egrets are eternal.
19:54What the hell are we going to do in the tents?
19:55I'm already eating my fingers.
19:58I'm going to the fish market.
20:01Hey, come here.
20:02You're eating your ass, Dorian.
20:03Let's go back to the tents.
20:09I like it.
20:36I like it.
20:38Stay here, ok?
20:39Stay here, ok?
20:40I'll be back, ok?
20:45Hey, I told you to put these sticks up,
20:47not on the side.
20:49What the hell?
20:50Look at this.
20:51What is this?
20:52What is this thing?
20:54Oh my God, it's killing me.
20:56You're imperial.
20:59You're stupid.
21:01I like this chain very much.
21:04Like a keychain.
21:12Noi, my uncle told me that this stick is good for sleeping.
21:16He's right.
21:17Ever since I came here, I've been falling asleep.
21:23Hey, Robica.
21:24What do you want?
21:25How do I catch fish?
21:27What do you want?
21:29How do I catch fish?
21:31With talent.
21:32Not with talent.
21:33You catch them with a stick.
21:34What do you mean?
21:36You put the stick in the net, throw the fish,
21:38the fish eats the stick,
21:39the stick goes into the net and pulls it out.
21:42Wait a minute.
21:43How do you know that I can catch fish with a stick?
21:46Because the baby moves.
21:50Robica.
21:53Which baby?
21:55You don't know Italy yet.
22:00Malone, if you catch a catfish,
22:02you grind it, you pull it, you grind it, you pull it.
22:04You give it to the spoon.
22:05If you catch a crab or a carcass,
22:07you give it to the baby or to the mother.
22:09Do you understand me?
22:11It's killing me.
22:12That's it, I've found a way.
22:14What way?
22:15I'll complete you.
22:16Complete.
22:18What do you mean, complete?
22:19When you give it to the mother, I give it to Sarma.
22:21When you give it to the baby, I give it to the spoon.
22:23When you give it to the baby, I give it to...
22:25When you give it to the chips.
22:26Exactly.
22:27Your whole family has to get married.
22:29If an Oscar for stupidity existed,
22:31you'd have two statues at home.
22:33Forget it, he's an amateur.
22:34So, Malone, be careful.
22:36You might catch a dream or something.
22:38Do you understand me?
22:39At this hour?
22:40No, thank you.
22:41I rested.
22:42I slept well last night.
22:44That's it.
22:45Two more lines like that and the globe is golden.
22:47She doesn't trust you.
22:49But what's with the laptop?
22:51It's a...
22:52It's a gadget.
22:53We have a...
22:55It's a thing in the water.
22:56It's...
22:57It's a sonar.
23:00What does it do?
23:02It detects fish banks.
23:06Well, start it up.
23:07It's on.
23:11A pancake,
23:12a pepper,
23:13a sardine.
23:14Which one
23:15does the fish come to?
23:17Look over there,
23:18see if you can spot me.
23:21If you had a daughter,
23:22she'd shoot you.
23:23You'd have a family.
23:24That's how honorable you are.
23:25Hey, bring me that box.
23:26I need lead.
23:28What lead?
23:29Bakovia.
23:30Lead!
23:31I need it to pull me to the bottom.
23:34Who?
23:37Pluta.
23:38To pull me to the bottom.
23:39Because I'm lying down.
23:41Hey, Rubica...
23:42Go and bring that thing over there.
23:48Come on, hurry up,
23:49or you'll be told you're wet in the morning.
23:51What do you mean wet in the morning?
23:52Soft and fried.
23:54Girls,
23:55don't you want to go fishing with us?
23:56I'm a bit bored.
23:58I've been fishing for many years,
24:01but I've never gone before.
24:03Yes,
24:04I want to.
24:06Yes, I want to too.
24:08Very good.
24:09Robi,
24:10we need some tools.
24:12Well done,
24:13all the respect.
24:14Three women who recognize they need tools.
24:15Well done, all the respect.
24:17Funny,
24:18Robi,
24:19we'd like to borrow your tools too.
24:21We can't.
24:22Listen,
24:23honestly,
24:24these are professional tools,
24:25and we can't give them to amateurs,
24:27you know?
24:29Come on, girls,
24:30we'll do it ourselves.
24:31Let's look for some sticks,
24:32three sticks.
24:33Let's put some acid, ok?
24:35I've got a mohair.
24:37Perfect,
24:38I've got some acid,
24:39we'll use that.
24:40Yes,
24:41we're unlucky
24:42if it's on the boat.
24:43We have to put 40-50 kilos,
24:44because you'll steal the boat.
24:46It's your family.
24:47Leave me alone, Robi.
24:48Maybe he'll catch one too.
24:50A banana,
24:51an orange,
24:52a walnut,
24:53a pomegranate.
24:54Forgive me for stopping this madness,
24:55but where do we catch them?
24:56On the boat?
24:57Yes, on the boat.
24:59How stupid are you?
25:01How stupid are you?
25:02Have you ever heard of sea fruits?
25:06Do you know what your problem is?
25:09If you catch a sea fish,
25:11you don't have a mohair.
25:13But what's a mohair?
25:17I've got one,
25:19but I won't give it to you.
25:21Calm down,
25:23we'll catch one too.
25:27Come on, come on,
25:28let's catch a big one.
25:29Oh,
25:30what a fish!
25:31We could have caught one today.
25:33I'll catch it.
25:34Come on, let's catch a big one.
25:35Come on, let's catch a big one.
25:36Come on, let's catch a big one.
25:38Come on, come on,
25:39let's catch a big one.
25:41Good,
25:42I've got you.
25:43Do you want to catch my fish?
25:45My fish?
25:46I'll kill you!
25:48How can you live like this?
25:50Your family will live.
25:52This is not how you catch fish,
25:54you family.
25:55Instead of the restaurant,
25:56you run the banks here.
25:58This is not how you do it.
26:01There's a minimum of respect here.
26:03How can you do this?
26:04We came here to relax,
26:05to relax.
26:07Hey, Alon,
26:08go away,
26:09don't make noise.
26:10Faster.
26:11I don't like coming to the fish market with the amateurs.
26:15Hey,
26:16hey,
26:17don't die,
26:18did you say boys?
26:19What's with the noise?
26:21Does it bother us?
26:22Yes,
26:23we're not scaring them.
26:24I see we're catching them.
26:27Hey, don't die,
26:28that's what she said.
26:29Shut up, got it?
26:31Why are you so angry?
26:34You see,
26:35you're in trouble.
26:40It's mine.
26:41It's mine, I've got it.
26:42Come on, let's catch a big one.
26:43Give me the net.
26:44Take the net.
26:45Take it.
26:46Take it.
26:47Come on, take it.
26:48Come on, take it.
26:49Well done, honey.
26:50I needed a salad,
26:51so much fish.
26:52We caught you,
26:53the girls, today.
26:55Don't fuck with him,
26:56he's a chicken.
27:03I'm actually sitting here and wondering
27:06what we would have eaten
27:08if we hadn't caught them.
27:11Yes,
27:12we would have had canned food.
27:14Yes,
27:15canned food,
27:16with tuna,
27:17and jelly.
27:19Good for you, beginner.
27:20Plus, you caught a roach,
27:21if you ask me.
27:22It has claws,
27:23it has bones.
27:25Come on, honey,
27:26you're going to catch one tomorrow, too.
27:27We'll give you some fish
27:28from the mohair,
27:29and maybe you'll be a little lucky.
27:32Listen,
27:34do you like animals?
27:37Yes,
27:38why?
27:39If you take me to the yard,
27:42I'll become an animal.
27:46Listen, my love,
27:47Yes, my love.
27:48Tonight, the moon is shining...
27:50What a liar.
27:51Let me finish.
27:52It's shining like
27:54last night,
27:55because it's shining the same.
27:57He gave me this kiss again,
27:59but I let him feel good.
28:02Listen,
28:04I forgot,
28:05but don't worry.
28:08Do you know what Tobu told me?
28:10Which Tobu?
28:13Tobu, my friend,
28:15and that lemon guy from Ploiești,
28:18who was with that girl
28:20from our neighborhood,
28:21that Simona,
28:22the blond one,
28:23with the beard like that.
28:25He took him in an Opel,
28:26from Unum,
28:27from Mincita,
28:28to Căinișan.
28:29I always went with him
28:30to Trocadero,
28:31and I was down there,
28:32in the Amazon.
28:33We played,
28:34we were on the hills,
28:35on the panthers.
28:36To die,
28:37my life,
28:38if I got that special,
28:39on the target I was,
28:40to die,
28:41baby,
28:42if I didn't get that special.
28:45And that's it.
28:49So, what did he tell you?
28:51Who?
28:54Didn't you tell me?
28:55He told me.
28:57What?
28:58How the hell should I know?
28:59You told me.
29:02You told me he told you.
29:03Didn't you?
29:04Yes, you told me.
29:05Now you told me.
29:06You told me, Tobu,
29:07that's what you told me.
29:08You told me, Tobu, that...
29:10Which one?
29:14Oh, yes, I say we go to bed.
29:15Let's go to bed,
29:16because we're tired.
29:20Come on, Tobu.
29:35Do we fit so well in bed?
29:38My love,
29:39if I didn't get that special...
29:41I'm serious.
29:42We have such a beautiful sexual life,
29:44that sometimes I feel sorry
29:45that I'm going to end up in a serious relationship.
29:51Who's my teddy bear?
29:53No, no, no,
29:54please,
29:55let's not talk about bears here,
29:56but please,
29:57don't bite your tongue.
29:58Listen,
29:59when are we going to the ball,
30:00or how are you going to call your mom?
30:02I said,
30:03let's take it easy,
30:04we got to the ball,
30:05so let's go to the ball.
30:08Oh,
30:11you're going to tell her something nice,
30:13don't you understand?
30:16God, what a nice girl she is.
30:18Where are you going?
30:20To sleep.
30:21Outside?
30:22Well, if it's outside,
30:23it's different.
30:24Rubic told me
30:25that you can't sleep well in the water.
30:27Stay with me,
30:28don't leave me alone.
30:31God damn it,
30:32let's go to sleep.
30:33Oh, God.
30:35The water broke.
30:36Yes.
30:37Man,
30:38the water broke.
30:39Yes,
30:40the water broke.
30:41You're a big fish,
30:42you know how to swim.
30:43Do you swim a lot?
30:44The storm is coming.
30:45No, it's not.
30:46I'm closing this one
30:47for the nurse.
30:48Ho!
30:49Nasc!
30:50Yes, December,
30:51you know,
30:52ho!
30:53No, not now.
30:57What did you do?
30:58What did you do?
31:00What did you do?
31:03Gina, Gina,
31:04breathe, breathe.
31:06Dorian,
31:07when you have time,
31:08we're here.
31:09Yes, I'm coming.
31:10It's the first shift,
31:11can't you see?
31:12Man,
31:13what are we going to eat
31:14and where are you going
31:15to get the car?
31:16It's not good
31:17to go to any car.
31:18Think about it,
31:19it's 7 km to the forest
31:20and it's not good
31:21until we reach
31:22our 10th birthday.
31:23Robot,
31:24robots,
31:25come here.
31:26I'm here.
31:27Man,
31:28you go 4 km
31:29through the forest
31:30with your phone in your hand
31:31and when you get a signal,
31:32you call the helicopter,
31:33did you hear?
31:34Helicopter?
31:35I'm going to the forest
31:36in 4 hours.
31:37Oh my God,
31:38I can't believe it!
31:39I'm going to the forest
31:40in 2 hours.
31:41I'm going to the forest
31:42in 2 hours.
31:43That's it, that's it.
31:44Oh my God,
31:45your family is going to be so happy.
31:46Balone,
31:47stay here with her for a bit,
31:48please.
31:53Be careful,
31:54what are we doing?
31:55I don't think there's much left.
31:56Hey,
31:57you didn't see
31:58my garden from the garden.
31:59I've been in bed
32:00for 2 months,
32:01I know.
32:02Seriously?
32:03So, what are we doing?
32:04We're going to a hospital.
32:05It's simple,
32:06you know how we do it,
32:07we throw a piece of iron on her,
32:08then we put some nails in her,
32:09then we put some money in her,
32:10and that's it.
32:11Very funny, Andoriane,
32:12so we have to get rid
32:13of all this infection
32:14from this garden, right?
32:15Oh yeah?
32:16Malore,
32:17listen to me.
32:18Hey, Robi,
32:19bravo,
32:20you're full of spirit,
32:21can you come here
32:22and laugh for a bit?
32:23You know what premature birth
32:24means,
32:25calm down.
32:26I know what it means,
32:27you have to give 500 euros
32:28to the mayor
32:29and you let him come here.
32:30Do you have any alcohol?
32:31I have, I have, I have.
32:32Wait.
32:33So you're bringing alcohol,
32:34I want some clean towels
32:35and you're throwing a spoon
32:36in the fire, ok?
32:44Come on!
32:45Where are you going?
32:46Outside!
32:47Andoriane,
32:48what's so girlish
32:49about where the fuck
32:50I'm going now?
32:51Let the girl die,
32:52you son of a bitch!
32:53Let the girl die,
32:54you son of a bitch!
32:55Let the girl die,
32:56you son of a bitch!
32:59Let the girl die,
33:00you son of a bitch!
33:03Mom, it hurts!
33:06I think I'm going to puke.
33:08Are you a man?
33:09Yes, that's why I think I'm going to puke.
33:12Come on, hang in there, hang in there!
33:14He's pushing me, now he's pushing me to the edge of the racket.
33:17Who the hell is pushing me?
33:19Not you!
33:20Oh my God, I can't breathe.
33:22I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
33:27Breathe, Gina, breathe.
33:29I can't anymore.
33:30I know, honey.
33:31Now, now he's pushing me hard, come on!
33:37I think I see the child's head.
33:41Come on, a little more, a little more.
33:43I did it, I did it, come on!
33:44Come on, come on!
33:50Bravo!
33:58Who's Renato?
34:02That's it, that's it, come on!
34:11Hello, hello!
34:12Samara, baby, I'm in a hurry!
34:15Where am I?
34:17I'm in the forest!
34:20Yes, please, I'm fine!
34:21Samara, baby!
34:23Who is it?
34:31No!
34:32No!
34:35No!
34:36You certainly have a problem.
34:48Robi!
34:55No, Robi!
34:57No!
34:59No!
35:01Samara!
35:02Hello!
35:04First of all, I'm your mother.
35:07You can have all the trust.
35:10I'm not a denatured woman.
35:13I want to offer you all the conditions.
35:27Uh...
35:29What...
35:34Why me?
35:36It's your fault, that's why!
35:41How is it my fault?
35:44I've told you a thousand times
35:46that it's not good to drink three kilos of cola a day.
35:57Do you have any cola?
36:10Hey, baby, look at the bright side.
36:14If you drank seven-up, Sprite,
36:19you'd be as blue as an avatar.
36:27How did you manage to get your arm from cola to black?
36:34Have you ever heard of it?
36:40Yeah, back then I used to drink three kilos of cola a day.
36:46I even had black thoughts.
36:48See? I told you.
36:50I used to drink three kilos of cola a day.
36:53I even had black thoughts.
36:55See? That's why you're black.
37:02It's a helicopter from space.
37:11What am I going to do with my arm?
37:17Leave it.
37:21I can't do anything with it.
37:24Like with your mother.
37:26I mean, to put it in its place and take it out.
37:37Let it be healthy. Michael was also born black, right?
37:42It's...
37:44It's very beautiful.
37:50Yes.
38:02Yes, it's not even that black.
38:07I think the bad light was hitting the room.
38:12It's...
38:14It's like...
38:16It's like a little chocolate.
38:20Like a little black chocolate.
38:25Listen, dear family.
38:27I'm going to name it with resonance.
38:29Who?
38:31Obama.
38:35I'm going to name it in Romanian.
38:37You can name it Costache Negrutti.
38:40What?
38:43Listen, dear.
38:44Do you know how kids play soccer?
38:47Pizon, pizon.
38:55What if it's not mine?
38:56What the hell? Are you crazy?
38:59Look at it.
39:02Let it see that the black ball is yours.
39:05What does it look like to me?
39:07What the hell is wrong with you?
39:11It looks like two drops.
39:14Well, you're a latte, he's a coffee, but they look alike.
39:21And it looks like it has your eyes.
39:22Exactly.
39:23Look at it.
39:27It doesn't have eyes because it sleeps.
39:29It has closed eyes.
39:30That's what Matrita says.
39:32It has closed eyes.
39:33It has closed eyes.
39:34And you have closed eyes.
39:35And it sleeps with its eyes closed.
39:38One on one.
39:41Look at it.
39:49The plague caused by the bear's bite.
39:51It lost a lot of blood.
40:04Hey, you...
40:11Have you ever been faithful to me?
40:14You don't know how many times.
40:24Well, so...
40:26That episode with Cola was...
40:30It was...
40:31It was...
40:33It was a mistake on my part.
40:38But...
40:41It can go on.
40:43Meaning?
40:46It can die.
40:52If...
40:55If what?
40:57If I told you...
41:00That I made a mistake...
41:03That I regret...
41:06Because you didn't deserve something like that...
41:14Would you forgive me?
41:15I would forgive you.
41:18Why?
41:21Because...
41:23Because...
41:27Because...
41:28What?
41:31Because...
41:35Because...
41:37Because...
41:38Because I am a human being.
41:42My emotions...
41:45I believe them.
41:47But I...
41:49I have brothers.
41:56You're crazy.
41:57Hey, what's up, man?
41:58What are you doing, man?
41:59From training?
42:00Yeah, yeah!
42:01Are you crazy?
42:02Who's that, man?
42:03That one?
42:04He's the guy from the Star, the crazy one.
42:09He's close to me.
42:13Come on, what the hell are you doing?
42:20Bomba, bomba, bomba, cum danse
42:26It's autumn.
42:27You see, we're not funny.
42:30We can't do this anymore.
42:32We're throwing up carabouche with a beard.
42:42Yes, I've decided.
42:43Nice.
42:44We'll have to write a little more about this.
42:48And a flute.
42:50And a flute.
43:04Come on, it's not all mine.
43:06Come on, you have to take it.
43:07Come on.
43:08Mine.
43:12Come on, you have to put your head in.
43:15Give me a little more money.
43:17Come on, Cosmin.
43:18Give me a little more.
43:19Come on, give me a little more.
43:20Come on, Cosmin.
43:23Oops!
43:27Die, Bianca, in the prison, with the kids.
43:29And with your mother.