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00:00I can't believe we get to spend an entire day with a real supermodel.
00:30Oh boy! I wonder if she'll be as vapid and superficial in person as she is on TV.
00:36Now Penelope, I found in my work as a therapist that if you poke and prod enough at anyone, you'll find some sort of personality underneath.
00:44Don't worry. Me and Bucky poke and prod are real good.
00:49Hey guys, let's be on our best behavior here. We can't afford to redecorate a five-star hotel.
01:00Fine, I'll just get my checkbook out.
01:05Hello, Patansky family. I'm Barry Little, supermodel Priscilla's personal manager.
01:11I see you even brought the family dog. How inappropriate.
01:14Anyway, just step through here and get a first-hand glimpse of the most beautiful young lady in the world.
01:22Regular people? Barry, what are regular people doing in my hotel suite?
01:28Bring me some more celery sticks and diet soda!
01:42I was wrong. These are regular people. They're worse than that.
01:48I wish I knew more words.
01:50Does it taste that bad, pal? It's okay to spit it out.
01:55Get that out! Hurry before I get frown wrinkles!
02:00Prissy, relax. These are the nice folks that won the supermodel Priscilla face cream contest.
02:08You know, the promotional thing I never had the guts to tell you about.
02:12Let's start fresh, huh? We're the Patanskys.
02:15Our dog Berkeley won a free day with you by using more of your coconut face cream than anyone else in the country.
02:21What in the world would he do with my face cream?
02:24He eats it. In fact, he ate five cases at the drugstore last week alone.
02:29The dog loves anything coconut.
02:32Wait a minute. You wouldn't happen to be wearing any of that cream right now, would you?
02:36I'm covered in it!
02:39Barry! There's a cameraman in my suite!
02:42First regular people, then a cameraman!
02:46Relax, Prissy.
02:48He's here to document the doggy's glamorous day with his new supermodel friend.
02:55Look, your sponsor said that if you don't change your selfish ice princess image,
02:59they're going to dump you as their spokesmodel.
03:01So be it.
03:03If you don't change your selfish ice princess image,
03:05they're going to dump you as their spokesmodel.
03:07So behave.
03:09We've got a busy schedule today.
03:11Now let's whisk our supermodel off to her morning photo shoot with, you know, that guy.
03:17Smile!
03:25This is a great idea for a publicity gag.
03:28Don't you think, Prissy?
03:30Not only does the doggy get to spend the day with you,
03:32but he gets to actually be a supermodel, too.
03:35I hate you.
03:37Oh, gorgeous! Oh, very, very gorgeous!
03:41Pay attention to me now! Me, me, me!
03:44Yes, yes, yes. Miss Prissy, I will make you beautiful, too.
03:48First, we'll put some mousse in your hair and then blow you dry.
03:59Oh, what a clever little she is.
04:01Yeah, first he scrubs her with the mousse and then he blows her dry.
04:05Bravo! I tip my beret to you.
04:08I'm blind! I'm blind! And I smell like stinky dog breath!
04:12Yes, but you look so wonderfully vulnerable.
04:15Just remember your sponsors and smile for the camera.
04:19How about a picture?
04:21No! Someone cover my face!
04:31Places, everyone! Take one!
04:34Prance away the pounds with Prissy workout videos!
04:38What do you say, Andre? Are you ready to get sweaty?
04:42I was born sweaty, Prissy. So come on, let's twist!
04:48You too, special doggy friend.
04:57You probably should have eaten some more celery before working out, dear.
05:01Remember to get plenty of water to replenish yourself during your workout.
05:16Okay, let's do some high kicks.
05:19Kick right and left and right and left.
05:24Wow, Berkeley, you are really pumped.
05:28I am guessing you must have a personal trainer.
05:32Come on, Prissy, you're lagging behind. Get those feet off the floor.
05:38Good, Priscilla. That's what I call high impact.
05:42Now, crawl back to your feet and try to follow Berkeley here.
05:47Lunge to the left.
05:52And now we cool down with some nice stretches.
05:56Reach down and touch your toes.
05:59Prissy looks pretty sore.
06:01Remember, we all need to work at our own pace.
06:05Not everyone's in as good a shape as me and Berkeley here.
06:10I need a massage.
06:15Sorry to bother you, Prissy, but we've got to get you inside for your television interview.
06:20You're on live in five minutes.
06:21You want me to go anywhere right now, you'll have to drag me.
06:35Wait, could I get a little lipstick, powder, a hairbrush?
06:39Sorry, no time. We're on in three, two, one.
06:44Hello and welcome to Secrets of the Stars. I'm Veronica Quile.
06:49Tonight, we take an intimate look at the girl behind the glamour.
06:54Please welcome international supermodel, Priscilla.
06:59Thank you, Veronica.
07:02And who's our widow friend?
07:04This is Berkeley, the winner of my supermodel for a day contest,
07:08sponsored by Miss Priscilla's coconut face cream.
07:10Come here, pumpkin, and meet Auntie Veronica.
07:15Oh, isn't he adorable?
07:18He, he, he's absolutely...
07:22I really have to get a pocket dictionary.
07:25Yes, well, Priscilla, we all know her beautiful face and gorgeous body.
07:32We also know her reputation as a self-centered, demanding ice princess.
07:36I have never been able to make her cry on my show.
07:40But this footage of Priscilla and Berkeley shot earlier today
07:43shows a down-to-earth and sometimes terrified girl we've never seen before.
07:49Wait, you're going to show me with the dog?
07:53You bet we are.
08:00It's not every supermodel who would allow herself to be upstaged by a dog.
08:06Much less appear on national television with casually matted hair and no makeup.
08:11Boise, may I call you Boise?
08:14What inspired this new regular girl just rolled out of bed?
08:25There, there.
08:28We'll give Boise a moment to correct herself and be right back.
08:32And we're out.
08:34Boise, thank you so much for finally breaking down and crying on my show.
08:38What a good sport you've become since your last appearance.
08:43I made a fool of myself in front of everyone.
08:46You, this is all your fault.
08:49You have ruined my entire career as a supermodel.
08:52You are a bad, bad dog.
08:57Good news.
08:59The sponsors just saw your interview.
09:01They loved your new unpretentious look and attitude.
09:04Why are you lying to me?
09:06I'm not lying.
09:08In fact, not only do they want to renew your face cream contract,
09:12but they also want you to endorse a new line of dog food.
09:16I suppose I should thank you.
09:18After all, you did fool everyone into thinking I was sweet and humble.
09:22Good dog.
09:29Of course, the dog is part of the package.
09:32No, not the dog. No!
09:35Hey, how about a quick picture with Prissy and the dog?
09:38Give her a kiss, Bertley!