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00:00Well, here we are, the Golden Oldies Retirement Home.
00:17It's too darn peaceful.
00:20No way you're dumping me in this mausoleum.
00:23Don't be silly, Grandpa.
00:25We're not bringing you here to live.
00:27We're part of the Therapeutic Geriatric Cheering Up Team.
00:31We do tickly, fallopy, a-winkly, jeepa.
00:35Oh, yes, that's one way of cheering them up.
00:38Now ring the doorbell.
00:40And remember, team, we're here to make everyone laugh and have fun again.
00:46What do you want?
00:48We want to make you laugh.
00:50Tickly, fallopy.
00:54Get this dog off me.
00:58Oh, Berkley's not just a dog, Mr. Dingle.
01:01He's an interspecies therapeutic facilitator.
01:04In other words, you're going to turn Bernie here loose on the old geezers.
01:09Exactly.
01:12I'm Madeline Potanski, and this is the rest of my therapy team.
01:16This is Grandpa, my expert on the elderly.
01:19And little Vic is here to help the old folks get in touch with their inner child.
01:24Oh, now I remember you.
01:27You're the hedge shrinker who's working on some lame-brain thesis about senior citizens.
01:32How sweet of you to remember, Mr. Dingle.
01:35I'm calling it the Positive Effects of Children and Animals on the Geriatric Community.
01:40The Vanderbucks, the wealthiest family in Pleasantville,
01:43will be here any minute to tour our facilities.
01:47They're looking for a place for their parents.
01:49Well, we'll just have to reschedule.
01:52Oh, don't mind us, Mr. Dingle.
01:55We have no intention of putting you out.
01:57Don't you understand? You are putting me out!
02:12Oh, dear. This will never do.
02:14We must get these people up and out of their rockers.
02:25Whoa!
02:28Oh, they're looking cheerier already.
02:31Who are you? How come I'm awake?
02:34I'm Madeline Potanski. This is Berkley, little Vic, and Grandpa.
02:39Oh, we don't need any more Grandpas.
02:42Wiggly fellow people! Wiggly people!
02:46Wiggly people!
02:54Come on, it's self-expression time.
02:57Now let's all look into our creative souls and find something to paint.
03:02Huh?
03:09Oh!
03:11Ball cake! I paint ball cake!
03:17Oh, you're in big trouble now, dearie.
03:20Those balls are Mr. Dingle's pride and joy.
03:23Ah, who cares what that old fuddy-duddy likes?
03:26This place could use a little color.
03:30Oh, this looks just like a shirt I wore back in the 60s. I like it!
03:34Past life regression. Oh, we're making excellent progress.
03:42Say, that felt good.
03:47That's great! Get those feelings out there.
03:51Really express your inner child.
03:54Oh!
03:59What have you done to my pristine walls and my squeaky-clean residence?
04:04My perfectly organized wreck room is a perfect wreck!
04:08Your perfect wreck room was perfectly boring.
04:12We're having fun here!
04:16What will the Thunderbucks think? I need to get this paint washed off!
04:24Oh!
04:31I never knew painting was such good exercise.
04:35Exercise? An excellent idea.
04:38How about a little dancing to release some of this newfound creative energy?
04:43Dance to those oldies? Those records are so old that my grandmother listened to them.
04:49I've always hated that gang elevator music.
04:54I knew hairdo. I'm ready to dance to some of that newfangled pork music the kids are listening to these days.
05:01You mean punk?
05:03That's it! Punk! I wish we could get a real punk band to play here.
05:13We've got to get a new manager. This is the third old fogey's home this month.
05:18Come on, boys! Play that funky music.
05:24Come on, handsome! Let's groove!
05:33Stop! I insist! I'm removed from the stage immediately!
05:43Cool stage dive, man.
05:48I demand that you cease and desist at once.
05:54Mr. Dingle, they're nurturing their inner children.
05:57Yeah! Take your whining outside and run it up a flagpole!
06:07It's hard to keep up with the way they keep changing Old Glory.
06:11First Alaska, then Hawaii, then Grenada, and now this!
06:16But she's still a grand old flag!
06:20Okay, girls, let's rev up the hot tub.
06:23You have a hot tub? What are we waiting for?
06:27We haven't had this much excitement since Hester thought she spotted Elvis at the laundromat.
06:34If Elvis were here, oh, this day would be perfect.
06:50Here, I'm being abducted by him. Why, you ain't nothing but a hound dog.
06:59It's Elvis!
07:02Granny's right, it is Elvis. But the dog promised us top billing.
07:09I hadn't planned on role-playing with dead celebrities, but I might as well seize the moment.
07:20Whoa!
07:24Hey, Elvis, get your own girls! These lovely ladies are taken.
07:30Elvis, I love you!
07:33Come here, you great big hunk of burning love!
07:37Whoa! Thank you. Thank you very much.
07:40Come on, lads, let's play that number we wrote specially for the king.
07:46Whoa!
07:51It's the Vanderbucks! Help! Someone get me down from here!
08:10Bumpy, I can't believe my eyes!
08:13Help!
08:16Neither can I, Skippy. I've never been so appalled.
08:22Please, believe me, Miss Vanderbucks, it's not usually like this.
08:29It's all the fault of that bad, bad dog!
08:34Please, don't think badly of the golden oldies' rest home. It's really quite lovely.
08:42If it were up to us, we'd have this place condemned.
08:45Fortunately for you, our opinion doesn't matter. It's what Mumsy and Popsy think.
08:52Finally, a place with some funk.
08:54Far out, Popsy. Even Elvis lives here.
09:01You mean you like it? You really like it?
09:05This place is just what we've been looking for.
09:08So, this means you're moving out?
09:11Sure. Just look how much fun everyone's having.
09:14Where do we sign?
09:16Well, Mr. Dingle, I think you owe a certain someone a great big I'm sorry.
09:22Apologize to the dog, Dingle, or we'll toss you back in and set this thing on the spin cycle.
09:30All right, all right. You're a good dog!
09:41Woof!