In order to get his favorite snack sooner, Owen travels to the future, but accidentally travels to the past with Harold, Gwen, and Izzy.
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00:00Good news, kids!
00:02You got fired?
00:04My haircut is finally in fashion?
00:05Bunnies have risen up and overthrown the government?
00:07What? No!
00:09I made Jiggle Giggle!
00:13Jiggle Giggle!
00:19Does Owen even like Jiggle Giggle?
00:23Jiggle Giggle!
00:27Jiggle Giggle!
00:33Jiggle Giggle!
00:36Oh, that was a little scary, actually.
00:39Add a teaspoon of Jiggle and a whole cup of Giggle
00:42It's the sugary treat that makes us dance and wiggle!
00:45Yeah!
00:46Jiggle Giggle tastes too happy.
00:49What did you say about Jiggle Giggle?
00:51Whoa, easy. I said, you can have mine.
00:55You can have mine.
00:56Yes! I love you, Gwen!
00:59Ew.
01:00But it won't be ready till afternoon snack.
01:02So let's all head over to the carpet for story time.
01:05What? Afternoon snack?
01:08But that's not until...
01:12This afternoon!
01:14No!
01:17And so the third little guinea pig built his house out of...
01:21Is it time for Jiggle Giggle yet?
01:23No, Owen. It won't be for a while.
01:25Now, as I was saying, the third little guinea pig built his house out of...
01:29Add a teaspoon of Jiggle and a whole cup of Giggle and...
01:32Owen!
01:33Right. Sorry. My bad.
01:34Come on, guys.
01:35Who knows what the third little guinea pig used to build his house?
01:39Jiggle Giggle?
01:40Oh, yeah. That's it.
01:41The third little guinea pig built his house out of bricks.
01:44Probably bricks of Jiggle Giggle.
01:46No! No more Jiggle Giggle talk.
01:49145 will be here soon enough.
01:51Now everyone zip it so we can find out what happens to these stinkin' guinea pigs.
02:06145...
02:08I can't take it anymore!
02:12There's gotta be a 145 button in here somewhere.
02:16Well, looks like Chef gets to buy a new clock.
02:18Lucky!
02:19Hey, maybe he can find one that makes timeouts go faster.
02:22Make time go faster.
02:26That's it!
02:29Hello?
02:30Max! It's your cousin Owen.
02:32Can I borrow your time machine?
02:34Of course. I'm express shipping my prototype as we speak.
02:38But I do have one serious warning.
02:41Oh, time machine's here. Gotta go.
02:44Wow! According to the manual, this thing flies,
02:47bends space-time, and even has light-up cupholders.
02:50But we'll need to be super precise in putting our coordinates...
02:53Harold, if video games have taught us anything,
02:56it's that mashing buttons always get you where you need to go.
03:00No!
03:01Yay!
03:03This is fun.
03:05Ow!
03:08Stinkin' guinea pigs!
03:18We made it!
03:19I'm coming, Jiggle Giggle!
03:22Oh, where are we?
03:24I think it's more when are we...
03:27We're in pioneer times!
03:29Well, that explains why we're out of gas.
03:31So we get to play with the dinosaurs! Yay!
03:35All right, Izzy.
03:37But seriously, guys, we have to keep a low profile.
03:40Anything we disturb in the past could have major consequences
03:43in our timeline continuum.
03:45Jiggle Giggle!
03:47No, not here.
03:50Cody! Good to see you, pal.
03:52So, chef served the Jiggle Giggle yet?
03:56Uh, Owen, does Cody not seem a little different to you?
04:00I guess his breath smells a little better than usual.
04:03Greetings, brother.
04:04Name is Dunkadia, and that's Judah-dia and Bridget-dia.
04:08What be your purpose here?
04:09Oh, we're just here for dessert.
04:11Well then, luck be your friend.
04:13Today we're having apples.
04:15Don't mess with me, man.
04:17We're here for the Jiggle Giggle.
04:19Jiggle Giggle? Never heard of it.
04:22Your butt mashing sent us into the distant past, Owen.
04:25By my calculations, Jiggle Giggle won't even be invented for 73 years.
04:30I see.
04:33Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
04:36I just had the worst dream.
04:39There was no Jiggle Giggle, and everything was old-timey,
04:43and you were there, and you were there, and...
04:46Aw, crud, it wasn't a dream.
04:48Sorry, Owen, but at least Harold's out finding fuel to get us home.
04:52Okay, so in the meantime, we just have to invent Jiggle Giggle.
04:56Right, except we don't even know what's in it.
04:59Don't we?
05:00For emergencies, I have the Jiggle Giggle ingredients listed on my undies.
05:05Glucose, fructose, sucrose, maltose, gelatin, and red dye number 40.
05:09Wait, red dye number 40? That stuff's really dangerous.
05:12But it's so good!
05:13They use it to power rockets.
05:15Like I said, so good!
05:18Wish me luck, Fair-due-da-dia. My journey will be a long and grueling one.
05:24If I fail to return, don't let Izzy near my stuff!
05:28Now, to the General Store!
05:32Welcome to Ye Olde General Store.
05:35Wow, that was fast!
05:37Next time, feel free to use our newest invention, the door!
05:41All right, then. I'll need...
05:44Glucose.
05:45Yes.
05:46Fructose.
05:47Good.
05:48Sucrose.
05:49Uh-huh.
05:50Maltose.
05:51Right.
05:52Gelatin.
05:53Yup.
05:54And red dye number 40.
05:55Okay, we have none of that. And I'm pretty sure you're a witch.
05:59Demon, be gone!
06:03Thought you were a witch, huh?
06:05They thought I was one, too! No idea why.
06:09She's a witch.
06:11Yeah, it's a mystery. Hey, let's do those ingredients again.
06:15This stuff's actually really common. They probably just have different names for it in the past.
06:20Ha! Why didn't you kids just tell me you needed melty cow bone goo and sweet beet squeezins in the first place?
06:28Sure we've got everything we need!
06:30Not quite. Red dye number 40 is gonna be impossible to find.
06:33Merely impossible.
06:36Turns out the time machine runs on this stuff.
06:39Well, that's convenient.
06:40Yeah, and I managed to extract just enough from a local deposit to get us back to our own time.
06:45Also convenient.
06:47But there isn't any more for a thousand miles.
06:49Ugh. Who's writing this stuff?
06:52It's actually a really funny story. See...
06:54Whoa! We don't have time for a flashback!
06:57Wait, so you're telling me I have to choose between getting home and getting Jiggle Giggle?
07:03That's a tricky one.
07:05Um, is it?
07:06It's our only way home, Owen! Plus, they use goats for everything here!
07:10Goat tractors, goat taxis, even goat dentists! And I'm not getting flossed by a goat!
07:15I mean, not again.
07:17I guess you're right.
07:19Psych! Jiggle Giggle for life!
07:22We gotta catch him!
07:23No chance. He's powered by Jiggle Giggle fever now.
07:27Had a teaspoon of Jiggle and a whole jar of Jiggle.
07:32We need to make a substitute dessert and give it to Owen before he uses all the fuel!
07:36On it! It's got corn pone, molasses, hardtack, and of course, leeches for a little thing.
07:46Well, it's definitely no Jiggle Giggle.
07:48Yeah, it's more like Sloppy Ploppy.
07:52Hey! That Sloppy Ploppy is for Owen! Go on now! Get him!
07:58You just disrespected our mayor!
08:03Your mayor's a goat? Ah, should that be a dinosaur's job?
08:06Fine. So what's our punishment?
08:10Catapult. Great.
08:11Please stand for the Honorable Judge!
08:15What? You guys have a stinking goat as your mayor and your judge?
08:20Huh?
08:24Oh no! I can't let my friends get catapulted!
08:28Oh, but I'll never get them in time!
08:31Wait! I got time!
08:34The judge says since you truly meant no harm and clearly were unfamiliar with our ways, he has reached his verdict.
08:42Guilty!
08:44What? No way!
08:46Anybody want to go back to the present?
08:54It's time for your favorite dessert, everyone!
08:57Quentin's Tarnation!
08:59We did it, you guys! We're just in time for snack!
09:03Wait! Where'd you kids come from?
09:05Whoa, whoa, whoa! That doesn't look like Jiggle Giggle!
09:09Huh. Never heard of it. This is everyone's favorite dessert.
09:13That's a shame. But I guess we got off pretty lucky if dessert is the only thing we messed up on our time travels.
09:19Okay. Who's ready to go outside for recess?
09:22Yeah!