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00:00You
00:30I
01:00You
01:16Are you are true?
01:20Chum chum chum chum chum chum
01:24Are you a are true?
01:35C'est c'est pire c'est c'est c'est pire c'est c'est pire
01:53C'est c'est pire c'est c'est pire
01:59C'est c'est pire c'est c'est pire
02:03Hey, we're leaving next month
02:07Oh, be careful upstairs
02:09C'est c'est pire c'est c'est pire
02:15You can't steal without my permission
02:19Oh
02:49Oh
03:19Ha ha.
03:22Hey!
03:23Zhiguo!
03:28Hm?
03:32Hmph.
03:37This machine
03:38is as cowardly as its father!
03:40My horse power
03:41is only half of it!
03:44Alright.
03:46Hey,
03:47look.
03:48The rice wine you gave me
03:49has grown so big!
03:51Oh, right!
03:52My mother steamed some spicy meat
03:53for you to eat!
03:54I'm not going.
03:55I need to rest early tonight.
03:57Oh,
03:58go on.
04:01I have to deliver a letter
04:02to Zheng Qian tomorrow morning.
04:03Oh.
04:04Hm?
04:05Burn this.
04:08Ouch!
04:11Hey!
04:13I heard that
04:14some aliens came here.
04:15Isn't Longyao closed?
04:17What are they doing here?
04:18Hmph.
04:19My mother said
04:20that they are all immortals
04:21and rich!
04:22We have to
04:23learn a lot
04:24from them!
04:26Hmph.
04:27Go on.
04:28Oh.
04:29I'm going!
04:47Hmph.
05:00Hmph.
05:07Ouch!
05:08You little bastard!
05:09How dare you
05:10fall in front of me!
05:11Do you want to die?
05:13Hmph.
05:15Hmph.
05:16We'll talk about
05:17that later.
05:18Hmph.
05:21Hmph.
05:24Hmph.
05:25Hmph.
05:26Hmph.
05:27Hmph.
05:28Hey,
05:29as usual,
05:30you aliens
05:31have to leave
05:32a bag of gold coins
05:33before you
05:34enter the town.
05:36Hmph.
05:38Hmph.
05:40Hmph.
05:41Hmph.
05:43Hmph.
05:45Next.
06:03Lou Yi.
06:04Hmph.
06:06Grandpa.
06:12Hmph.
06:13Do you want to know
06:14what they said?
06:16Yes.
06:17I'll give you a compliment.
06:19Hmph.
06:20It's all good.
06:21Do you think I'm stupid?
06:22Hmph.
06:23Hmph.
06:24You silly boy.
06:26Take it.
06:27Go and send the letter.
06:28Hmph.
06:29Hmph.
06:30That woman
06:31is not an easy person.
06:33Hmph.
06:34That lady has a mother?
06:35Hmph.
06:36Hmph.
06:37Hmph.
06:38Hmph.
06:39Hmph.
06:40Hmph.
06:41Hmph.
06:42We agreed to pay you
06:43with a letter.
06:44You still owe me five coins.
06:45Come on.
06:46It's a blessing in disguise.
06:47Sign it.
06:48Sign it.
06:49Hmph.
06:50Three thousand years ago,
06:53there was
06:54an amazing
06:55immortal
06:56in the world.
07:00After he became a thief,
07:02he traveled the world
07:03alone with a sword.
07:06But for some reason,
07:08he was
07:09at odds with the dragon.
07:12For three hundred years,
07:14he handed over the dragon
07:16to kill the dragon.
07:18The final battle
07:19between the dragon and the dragon
07:21was a battle
07:22between the gods
07:23and the demons.
07:26All the mountains and trees were destroyed.
07:28The world was in chaos.
07:31It is said that
07:32the dragon
07:33was thousands of miles long.
07:35When it became a dragon,
07:37it was full of light.
07:40But in the form of an immortal,
07:43it was just a long-lasting pain.
07:47After the sword was swept away,
07:48the dragon was defeated one by one
07:52until it was forced
07:54into the sky of Dongbaomingzhou.
07:57Oh,
07:58I really hate myself
08:00for being born many years later
08:03and not being able to see the world with my own eyes.
08:06Old man,
08:07stop beating around the bush.
08:08Is the real dragon dead or not?
08:17Dead.
08:21Not dead.
08:26Come on.
08:28Let's compare.
08:32Although the real dragon has fallen,
08:35the dragon's soul
08:37is in the five-star dragon
08:39and the big and small Jiyuan.
08:42As for Jiyuan,
08:43they are all different.
08:45There are things
08:46and people
08:47that can help the cultivators
08:49to advance in the Great Way.
08:51They are mainly
08:52the people of Great Fuyuan.
08:55These Western Jiyuan
08:57may be
09:02may be
09:03lurking around us.
09:06They are called Qianlong and Zaiyuan.
09:09As for how to find them,
09:11please listen to the next part.
09:18Don't listen to the next part.
09:19Tell me now.
09:23I heard that there is an ancient well
09:25in the small town of Xinhuaxiang.
09:27Take me there
09:28and I'll tell you.
09:33My well is very special.
09:36Take me to the well
09:38and I'll show you
09:39the mystery of the well.
10:00Your letter.
10:02What a bad luck!
10:20Here is your letter.
10:22Young man,
10:23come in and have some water.
10:25No, thanks.
10:31The peach tree is in full bloom.
10:35I can't see the peach blossoms
10:37this year.
10:40The skin of the peach tree
10:43is as beautiful as the sun.
10:46After I was born,
10:49I looked at the peach tree.
10:52Even if the skin tries its best,
10:55it can't touch the peach tree.
10:58But what does it want
10:59to do to the peach tree?
11:01It's its attitude.
11:10No matter if it's a person
11:12or a small skin,
11:15it will have dignity
11:17if it has an attitude.
11:21Let's continue.
11:28This is your letter.
11:30You can come here more often
11:32when you have nothing to do.
11:41It doesn't matter.
11:43The truth is in the book,
11:45but the person is outside the book.
11:49Go ahead.
12:00The peach tree is in full bloom.
12:23Uncle,
12:25your carp is so beautiful.
12:27Can you sell it to me?
12:31I wanted to keep
12:32the carp for myself.
12:34Okay.
12:39How much will you pay
12:40if you want to buy it?
12:43I only have five coins.
12:44Can you...
12:47Five coins?
12:49It's a little less.
12:55Fifty coins.
12:56I'll take the carp
12:57with me.
13:00Fifty coins.
13:08You know the rules
13:09of the first come, first served.
13:10It's just a token.
13:11You and I are even.
13:13This...
13:17Grandpa Wu,
13:18this carp
13:19is really not ordinary.
13:21It's better to come early
13:22than to come coincidentally.
13:23This is a big opportunity.
13:25In the future, the fish will turn into dragons.
13:27Your Highness doesn't need to go on this trip.
13:31It's my fate.
13:32It's a big opportunity.
13:35The fish will turn into dragons.
13:38Young man,
13:39what you missed
13:40is a big opportunity.
13:42Don't go.
13:43I will also write some
13:44Buddhist scriptures
13:45to pray for the immortals.
13:47Maybe I can also
13:48give birth to a
13:49rich and noble baby.
13:54To be honest,
13:55I think you are
13:56a murderous man.
13:58Why don't you draw a thousand coins?
14:00What do you think of this murderous man?
14:03If you draw a thousand coins,
14:04why don't you
14:05add a happy coin?
14:07If you are lucky enough
14:08to get a thousand coins,
14:10you only need
14:11five coins.
14:12What do you think?
14:13It's worth it, right?
14:14How did you know
14:15I have five coins
14:16in my hand?
14:19I'm a god.
14:22Priest,
14:23I'll give you all the five coins.
14:25I only ask you to write two peace talismans
14:27for your parents.
14:28I want you to write them
14:29better than usual,
14:30okay?
14:33You really don't care about
14:35this murderous man?
14:52Thank you, priest.
14:54The yellow sparrow is coming.
14:56The emperor's family is in mourning.
14:58The flowers haven't bloomed yet.
15:01It's not him.
15:04Fate is eight feet.
15:06Don't ask for a will.
15:16Hey,
15:17you should show me
15:18what you put in the bowl.
15:20I'm not stupid.
15:22What?
15:25Don't worry.
15:27Don't worry.
15:30What a heavy root.
15:39It's actually a water dragon.
15:43You tell me first
15:45where the mud comes from.
15:46I'll show you.
15:48Don't go back on your word.
15:49Otherwise,
15:50you won't die easily.
15:51I'll kill you
15:52if you don't tell me.
15:53I'll let Chen Ping'an...
15:54Enough.
15:55Who did you learn this from?
15:57From my mother.
16:00No wonder you're the most beautiful woman
16:02in the world.
16:05Is Chen Ping'an
16:07the one who gave you the mud?
16:09How do you know?
16:11If you dare to think about the mud,
16:13I'll let Chen Ping'an
16:14pierce you.
16:18Chen Ping'an.
16:22What's your relationship with him?
16:25We grew up together.
16:27What's your relationship with him?
16:35You're a dirty old man.
16:36Don't you look at me?
16:40Xiaowan,
16:41you're fated to be with me.
16:43I'll show you
16:44the mystery.
16:52What?
16:54What?
16:56Go.
17:21Gu Can is my disciple.
17:25Treat it as a favor for him.
17:27Don't blame me for taking away your chance.
17:39Mr. Fu,
17:40it's been three thousand years.
17:42Will this small town really...
17:45Mr. Cai,
17:46we can't reveal the secret.
17:48Although the town doesn't have much time,
17:51there's still a saint.
17:53You and I are looking for a chance.
17:54We have to follow the rules.
17:56We can't hurt people.
18:03If you and I
18:04really get a surprise here,
18:07how will you repay me?
18:10I'll be your saint.
18:12What do you think?
18:16Mr. Cai,
18:17friends are friends.
18:19Business is business.
18:20The two masters of Niping Alley
18:22and their sons
18:23will be chosen by us.
18:24The deposit money
18:26is your Yungen Stone.
18:28You'll give us ten pieces every year.
18:30Of course.
18:31Mr. Fu,
18:32you choose Song Jixi.
18:34I choose Gu Can.
18:35What do you think?
18:36It's a deal.
18:54Just in time.
18:56Let me kill you with my sword.
19:05What a coincidence.
19:06We meet again.
19:08Little brother,
19:09I want to ask you about two people.
19:11Gu Can and Song Jixi.
19:13Do you know them?
19:14I was a student of Yikou Longyao not long ago.
19:16I just moved here.
19:17Do you want to ask others?
19:19Do us a favor.
19:20I'll give you something.
19:22What?
19:23Just tell us
19:24where they live.
19:28I'm Song Jixi.
19:30What can I do for you?
19:32Mr. Song.
19:34My sister is looking for Gu Can.
19:36Can you help me?
19:38What's the benefit?
19:44Little guy,
19:45the sky is wide,
19:46but the grass is not.
19:48Do you know what it means?
19:50You missed a big opportunity.
19:54Be careful.
19:57Gou Shi.
20:04How dare you mess with my heart?
20:06Stop.
20:13I know when you talk,
20:15you deliberately slow down the speed.
20:17Cai Jingjian,
20:18don't disobey the saint's rules.
20:22I'm sorry.
20:38Sister.
20:40Your eyelashes
20:42are long.
20:45It's a good chance
20:47to kill the devil.
20:50No.
21:06I'll kill you.
21:14I'll kill you.
21:44I'll kill you.