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00:00You
00:30I
00:39Mean姑娘这是啥
00:43学拳之前需做三件事
00:46站桩走桩和睡桩睡桩讲究翘学积电和气息流转
00:52先不说他便是
00:54站桩走桩无需考虑天赋根骨你如果长久坚持下去强健体重和延年益寿
01:02不是没有可能
01:04来我给你演示一下走桩
01:07看仔细了
01:24I
01:54你是走桩还是打鼓啊
02:04老母鸡都比你这个废物走的好
02:12这玩意怎么教啊
02:14我生下来就是世间第一等的戒心之地
02:18这些接触大娘胎里就应该会
02:24嗯
02:26陈平啊
02:28我觉得你说的对读书百遍
02:30棋艺自现
02:32习武艺是如此练拳几万下
02:34出不来味道那就几十万
02:36一百万
02:38宁姑娘在溪水里练习走桩
02:40是不是也行
02:42当然
02:44集气练起再集腰最后集脊
02:46哎
02:48你练拳拿一簍干什么
02:50顺便摸石头
02:52以后不叫你柴米
02:54叫你陈石头好了
02:56就先练一百万次
02:58世上怎么会有陈平安这样毫无悟性
03:00天资还如此糟糕的笨蛋
03:02他不会真傻到会练百万次拳吧
03:04我是不是给他挖了一个天大的坑啊
03:06哎
03:08陈平安
03:10陈平安
03:12陈平安
03:14坑啊
03:18此地灵气流易极其旺盛
03:20我要在此催练心境
03:22你们看护好我
03:24遵命小姐
03:44陈平安
03:46陈平安
03:48陈平安
03:50陈平安
03:52陈平安
03:58陈平安
04:00陈平安
04:02陈平安
04:04陈平安
04:06陈平安
04:08陈平安
04:10陈平安
04:12陈平安
04:14陈平安
04:24陈平安
04:26陈平安
04:28陈平安
04:30陈平安
04:32陈平安
04:34陈平安
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04:38陈平安
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04:42陈平安
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04:48陈平安
05:06长耳
05:08Why is there less snake-egg-snake now?
05:11And the color is fading.
05:29It takes five to six hours a day to make a million flowers.
05:34It takes ten years.
05:38I made an appointment with Miss Ning. I can't go back on my word.
05:54Awesome. Where is it?
06:08I don't know if you've noticed, but the water level has dropped a lot.
06:18The stone in your basket can't hold the air.
06:22The stone will change soon.
06:25Forget it. You may not understand even if I tell you.
06:30Are you practicing boxing? Let's have a match.
06:38You're not stupid. You're just like me.
07:08You're not stupid.
07:39It's you.
07:42I'm sorry.
07:46You're not as good as Quanzhen Yi.
07:50Quanzhen Yi has been practicing for ten years.
07:54Your boxing is ugly, but it's powerful.
07:57After more practice, you may be a good boxer.
08:02I'm not sure about the future.
08:05Do you know why the girl's water level has dropped?
08:09Do you know that once you do this, you'll be a life-threatening enemy for the rest of your life?
08:15It's hard. I can't stand this.
08:19Give it up as soon as possible.
08:21You're not my disciple. How dare you say that?
08:24You're not my master. How dare you say that to me?
08:27All right.
08:29If I meet this kind of trouble in the future,
08:32I'll tell that girl
08:34and ask her to ruin my life.
08:37Just take it as karma.
08:39Do you know that
08:41if you measure everyone with your own strength,
08:44one day you'll meet a strong opponent who has a bad temper.
08:47At that time, a punch will break your longevity bridge.
08:50How can you deal with it?
08:52Just accept it.
08:53Ma Kuxuan.
08:54Ma Kuxuan.
08:56No matter how you deal with it,
08:58there's one thing you have to remember.
09:00You can break the love bridge with one sword.
09:02You can break the love bridge with one sword.
09:04You can beat the enemy with one sword.
09:06But you can't kill the enemy.
09:08You can't bully the enemy.
09:10And you can't kill half of the people on the road because of jealousy.
09:13You think too much.
09:15No matter how high Xiaozhen's achievements are,
09:17he'll just be a stepping stone for me in the future.
09:20Jealousy?
09:22I can't thank them enough.
09:25Let's go back to Zhenwu Mountain to practice
09:28the Martial Arts of the Ice Family.
09:32Ping.
09:48Ping.
09:54About Ma Kuxuan,
09:56is there really no room for him to come back?
09:59If your little uncle
10:01really wants to take this kid as a disciple of Mount Kai,
10:03he can come here by himself.
10:05If he doesn't give up,
10:07he can come to Zhenwu Mountain to find me.
10:10It's just a trip for our little uncle.
10:15Why bother?
10:24I'm not interested in Changsheng.
10:28Who can teach me how to kill?
10:35The Ice Family has been practicing swordsmanship
10:37since ancient times.
10:39Okay, I'll go with you.
10:54I...
11:00You're from the West.
11:02It's a pity that you and I are far apart.
11:04We can't be friends.
11:06You also know the use of these stones?
11:09A Taoist priest of the Ice Family
11:10reminded me that
11:11he often came to the West to pick up stones and catch fish.
11:15You also know our little uncle Lu?
11:21Uncle Lu
11:22is not from the same clan as us.
11:24But Taoist priest Lu
11:25visited our clan many years ago
11:27and learned from our uncle
11:29for many years.
11:32Since we are familiar with him,
11:34we naturally get used to
11:35calling him little uncle.
11:39If I see Taoist priest Lu in the future,
11:41can you give it to him for me?
11:50As long as I see Uncle Lu,
11:52I will definitely transfer it to you.
11:54This one
11:56is for you.
12:02Sister Fairy,
12:04this stone is so beautiful.
12:07Your name is Li Baoping, right?
12:08Yes.
12:09Thank you for taking us to Ma Kuxuan.
12:11If you want this stone,
12:13I'll give it to you.
12:14Okay.
12:15I'll give it to you.
12:16You can choose.
12:19Then I'll choose a nice one.
12:23I'm leaving.
12:28Senior sister,
12:29Chen Ping'an and Ma Kuxuan
12:31are like a cloud and mud.
12:33Why do you want to be with him?
12:35It's just natural.
12:46Isn't this Liu Baqiao from Thunderbolt Clan?
12:48Why are you peeping at my senior sister?
12:51You disturbed my pleasure.
12:54Now you blame me.
12:57You must be Gao Juefu from Shengao Sect.
13:00He must be
13:02the Taoist priest of countless Taoists,
13:04Immortal He.
13:07To be honest,
13:09the Taoist priest I care about
13:10is only Immortal Su.
13:12The Immortal Su you mentioned
13:14is Su Jia from Zhengyang Mountain?
13:15Yes.
13:16That's strange.
13:18Aren't Thunderbolt Clan and Zhengyang Mountain enemies?
13:20When can you get married?
13:25After I get the Sword Sutra in the town
13:27and take Zhengyang Mountain,
13:29who dares to stop Immortal Su
13:31from getting on my sedan chair?
13:33Su Jia thinks so, too.
13:39The town is over here.
13:42It's really hard to find.
13:48Madam.
13:49Liu Xianyang is so cunning.
13:51He sold the Soft Sparrow for money
13:52and set up rules for her
13:54not to cross the Wolf Bridge again.
13:57This...
13:58The purchase of a house...
14:01Mom,
14:02why do you keep this useless man?
14:04Just kill him.
14:08Calm down.
14:09Calm down.
14:10Calm down.
14:11Calm down.
14:12Calm down.
14:13Calm down.
14:14Calm down.
14:15Calm down.
14:16Calm down.
14:18The armor will be yours sooner or later.
14:21But
14:22I need a good opportunity now.
14:24What good opportunity?
14:26No matter what he is,
14:28just catch Liu.
14:29I don't believe he won't sell it.
14:33Madam.
14:36Thunderbolt Clan.
14:38The enemies of Zhengyang Mountain are Thunderbolt Clan.
14:40They are here, too.
14:43It's really a good opportunity.
14:45No matter who Thunderbolt Clan is,
14:47as long as he meets the people of Zhengyang Mountain,
14:50he will definitely make a mess.
14:55Son.
14:56I promise
14:57I'll give you the armor
14:59in two days.
15:04985.
15:06986.
15:13997.
15:15998.
15:18Liu Xinyang.
15:19There's a pretty girl over there looking for you.
15:27Master.
15:28A thousand times.
15:30I'm going to the toilet.
15:33Hurry up.
15:34Hurry up.
15:35Hurry up.
15:36Hurry up.
15:37Hurry up.
15:38Hurry up.
15:39Hurry up.
15:40Hurry up.
15:41Hurry up.
15:42Hurry up.
15:43Hurry up.
15:44Even if Master finds me sneaking away,
15:46as long as I don't cross the bridge,
15:47I'll be fine.
15:49Dad.
15:50Didn't you see Liu Xinyang running away?
15:52Why don't you care?
15:53Do I have to care about everything I see?
15:56The first thing I have to care about
15:58is to confiscate this plate of braised pork.
16:00If you don't make sense,
16:02I'll eat it every day.
16:03I'll eat it all.
16:07Iron-making
16:08is the worst.
16:12Liu Xinyang is like this sword.
16:15It's a good one.
16:17It's a pity that it lacks the magic power and patience of a thousand hammers and a hundred chains.
16:22It can only end in one blow.
16:41Mr. Qi.
16:43Chen Ping'an.
16:52Take it.
16:56I didn't give it to you for nothing.
16:58I have a favor to ask of you.
17:00Okay.
17:03In the future, if the Yamen is in trouble,
17:07I hope you
17:08can help me as much as you can.
17:11Remember what I told you before.
17:13A gentleman does not save.
17:16That's what I said.
17:18I'm not testing people's hearts.
17:21Sir.
17:23I can't promise you that.
17:38In the future, if the Yamen is really in trouble,
17:40you don't have to feel guilty about it.
17:42You don't have to do it on purpose.
17:44But Chen Ping'an.
17:46Even if I say so,
17:48you won't do it, will you?
17:58There's a pretty girl who wants to see me.
18:01That must be Chen Ping'an.
18:03I'm sure.
18:05There's a pretty girl who wants to see me.
18:07That must be Chen Ping'an.
18:09Does he finally want to be with me forever?
18:12Wife.
18:13Wife.
18:25I advise you not to ask again.
18:27I won't sell it.
18:29Don't be in a hurry to refuse.
18:31Let me make it clear to you.
18:33Then make a decision.
18:36It's boring.
18:37Although Lu Zhengchun has a low character,
18:39I hope you don't make it difficult for him.
18:41It's not a good deal.
18:44Okay.
18:46One more thing.
18:49I only say it to you.
18:51I'm going to kill Chen Ping'an.
19:04Don't cross the bridge.
19:07Otherwise,
19:09I'll break your legs.