Miasto
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00:00:00The Sejm is rented out and makes its own money.
00:00:03Filmmakers at the behest of the Ministry of Patriotism and Citizenship
00:00:07are making a series of Patriots of Orle Gniazdo here.
00:00:13At the same time, MPs will be celebrating in the hall at Karasia Street,
00:00:16the former seat of the Polish Theatre,
00:00:18which is now the property of the state circus No. 1.
00:00:21From the Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:00:24The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:00:54The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:00:57The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:01:24The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:01:27The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:01:30The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:01:33The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:01:36The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:01:39The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:01:42The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:01:45The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:01:48The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:01:51Thank you!
00:01:56Money?
00:01:57Yes.
00:01:58Please lock the door.
00:02:01Why?
00:02:02Because you have the key.
00:02:04You don't show up in your apartment.
00:02:06Nor in the club.
00:02:07You sleep here.
00:02:12The MP has just sworn an oath,
00:02:14so with an old Polish custom...
00:02:22Symbols.
00:02:24It's a service.
00:02:28We're not ashamed of the symbols.
00:02:30What's that?
00:02:31Let him check.
00:02:32There.
00:02:37There was nothing.
00:02:38What was there?
00:02:39Nothing.
00:02:40Cheers, Mr. MP!
00:02:42Yes.
00:02:51The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:02:54The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:02:57The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:03:00The Sejm for TV Witraż, Lucyna Podłoga.
00:03:05Empty.
00:03:06Dimorphine. Useful.
00:03:08A shot in the glass and you can even...
00:03:10you can even...
00:03:11with vodka.
00:03:12And what's in the prescription?
00:03:13American.
00:03:14For special services.
00:03:15It leaves no trace.
00:03:17You can make one up.
00:03:18I'll pay.
00:03:20Wait, maybe I have it.
00:03:22I'll bring it to you tomorrow.
00:03:23I have to go somewhere.
00:03:25You can't.
00:03:26You have to vote tomorrow.
00:03:28And you have to speak.
00:03:29Where?
00:03:30In the Sejm.
00:03:31Something to do with care for the homeland.
00:03:34And you'll show that you're calm.
00:03:36Are you the honour of the post
00:03:38or the Polish father of the Polish mother?
00:03:41Hop or pom?
00:03:42No, I'm from Lithuania.
00:03:44And we're from Chile.
00:03:46There aren't many of them.
00:03:47Our youngest is from Lithuania.
00:03:49Aha!
00:04:19I'll let you in for just 10 minutes.
00:04:22All right.
00:04:25Be quick.
00:04:49Who let him in?
00:04:51Please come in.
00:04:53This way, please.
00:04:55Go to your room.
00:05:03Kirkor Wladyslaw.
00:05:04The spirit and rose business.
00:05:06We're counting on you.
00:05:08I...
00:05:09I don't know.
00:05:10I don't know.
00:05:11I don't know.
00:05:12I don't know.
00:05:13I don't know.
00:05:14I don't know.
00:05:15I don't know.
00:05:16I don't know.
00:05:17I don't know.
00:05:18I...
00:05:19I'm not very big on money framework.
00:05:22That's good.
00:05:23It's good.
00:05:24Except for financial support.
00:05:26Mate, I do sports.
00:05:28I'm talking about sports!
00:05:29According toluene studies,
00:05:32one can drink 4 litres of voodoo on a daily basis
00:05:34without harming one's health.
00:05:35Hello?
00:05:36Hello?
00:05:37Mr Senator, I totally support
00:05:39drinking voodoo is a social illness!
00:05:45We Poles should start drinking bolder.
00:05:47If we don't get to 5 million people drinking at least 3 liters a day in 3 years,
00:05:52then, hello? Hello?
00:05:54That's a great idea. That's a great idea.
00:05:56Mr. Senator.
00:05:58Ola. O-L-A.
00:06:00General Polish League of Abstinence.
00:06:04Tomasz Urek and Dąbrowski will simply stop playing at all the Olympics.
00:06:08We're talking about advertising alcohol,
00:06:10and we're counting on your vote in the parliament
00:06:13for the development of Polish sport.
00:06:15I have a little gadget for you.
00:06:18It's worth $20,000.
00:06:21My name's Władek.
00:06:23My name's Władek.
00:06:25Rysiek.
00:06:26Rysiek.
00:06:27Your courage, you know...
00:06:29It's the Bimbrownia.
00:06:31It's, you know...
00:06:32Sport without vodka.
00:06:34Hello?
00:06:35Hello?
00:06:36And wine too.
00:06:38Mr. Senator, that's a great idea.
00:06:40Poland.
00:06:41Your loss in wine.
00:06:45Władek.
00:06:47Władek.
00:06:51Is there enough money for such houses?
00:06:53There is enough money,
00:06:55and it's not enough.
00:06:58Such houses are very much needed,
00:07:02and in my opinion even more.
00:07:06On the one hand, no one has money,
00:07:09and on the other, it would be good if they did.
00:07:13That's how you could put it.
00:07:16In short, that's how I would put it.
00:07:22All of you, no bonus for August,
00:07:24and the piano will go to the committee tomorrow.
00:07:33Good evening.
00:07:34Good evening.
00:07:35Good evening.
00:07:36I brought this draft.
00:07:38Oh, good.
00:07:39Someone will take it and check it.
00:07:41Here you are.
00:07:50Look what they're doing here.
00:07:52Can't you see?
00:07:53They're making babies.
00:07:54They're making babies?
00:07:56I gave birth six years ago,
00:07:57so I know how babies are made.
00:08:00Yuck.
00:08:07The granddaughter wrote a draft here,
00:08:09maybe you could check it.
00:08:10Oh, and here's a card for you.
00:08:12It's marked in a letter, but...
00:08:14No, I didn't open it,
00:08:15but you can feel it.
00:08:21Oh, holy angels.
00:08:23God!
00:08:24God!
00:08:25God!
00:08:31Why wasn't the MPs paid
00:08:33in time for their diets,
00:08:34I ask the main accountant, Zofia Bong.
00:08:37Because of the computer virus.
00:08:39Johnny destroyed all the files and data.
00:08:42We have to open them now,
00:08:44and open them.
00:08:46The MPs announced, however,
00:08:48that as part of the protest,
00:08:49everyone will come to the tomorrow's rally
00:08:51an hour late.
00:08:53From the Sejm,
00:08:54Maria Balustrada,
00:08:55TV Witraż.
00:08:57The child is already in the fourth year of delivery.
00:09:00He makes notes from this,
00:09:02and sells them.
00:09:03And who buys it?
00:09:05Major, from Wrocław.
00:09:08His name is...
00:09:10Sztab Falafel.
00:09:19I don't know.
00:09:21We should arrange
00:09:23a further discussion.
00:09:26We have to do it this way.
00:09:27There has to be order.
00:09:30I announce a further discussion.
00:09:33Which of the MPs
00:09:35would like to speak?
00:09:39Which of the MPs
00:09:43would like to speak?
00:09:47Oh!
00:09:48Mr. MP Ryszard Ochucki, please.
00:09:53Please.
00:10:08Please.
00:10:28High Chamber.
00:10:32Poland in those days
00:10:34had a period
00:10:36of rebirth.
00:10:38Many astronomers and others
00:10:40were born then.
00:10:43Like, for example,
00:10:44the canonier from Trombork,
00:10:46Copernicus,
00:10:47or
00:10:48John from the Black Forest,
00:10:50who took care of the restoration
00:10:52of the Greek posts.
00:10:54You will see,
00:10:55you too.
00:10:56There is no one.
00:10:57There is only one and he speaks.
00:10:59Who is absent?
00:11:00There is no one.
00:11:01He speaks to the upholstery.
00:11:02What upholstery?
00:11:03Well,
00:11:04to the empty armchairs,
00:11:05the guy speaks in Sejm.
00:11:08Come on.
00:11:09And also
00:11:11Mikołaj Rejs,
00:11:13who said that we, Poles,
00:11:15don't have a goose
00:11:17and added
00:11:18I know
00:11:20from our Sejm
00:11:22we don't hear anything good.
00:11:25They've been afraid for a few Sundays
00:11:29and don't agree with anything.
00:11:32Adamczyk, the ruler.
00:11:35Artoszyk, the opposition.
00:11:37Bajko in prison.
00:11:39Bawiński, the ruler.
00:11:42To the empty armchairs,
00:11:43the guy speaks.
00:11:44But the fact that the armchairs stink
00:11:46is worth listening to.
00:11:47Come on.
00:11:49Come on, come on.
00:11:53Oh,
00:11:55unhappy kingdom
00:11:57and close deaths
00:11:59where
00:12:01neither the law
00:12:03nor justice
00:12:05has a place.
00:12:06Come on.
00:12:07But everything
00:12:08has to be bought with gold.
00:12:10He's coming.
00:12:11Let him come and listen.
00:12:13He's telling a piece of truth.
00:12:14Who?
00:12:15One MP has gone mad
00:12:16and he's telling the truth.
00:12:20The fatherland
00:12:22is like this.
00:12:23It's a presidential armchair.
00:12:25You're snoring to make it happen.
00:12:27Let him sit.
00:12:28The armchair doesn't know
00:12:29that he's snoring,
00:12:30not the president.
00:12:31Go.
00:12:33Because then
00:12:34the armchair was called
00:12:36the armchair.
00:12:37And here
00:12:38we need to strengthen our strength
00:12:40to save
00:12:42the Commonwealth,
00:12:44our fatherland.
00:12:46How did he complain?
00:12:51It was a complaint.
00:12:56Because
00:12:57making the authorities
00:12:59the highest
00:13:01social service
00:13:03for the good of the Commonwealth
00:13:05is necessary
00:13:07and not for
00:13:08one's own benefit.
00:13:17The High Chamber.
00:13:21It's good
00:13:22that someone has
00:13:24a good
00:13:26and very good
00:13:29but those
00:13:31who have a bad
00:13:33are
00:13:35bad.
00:13:37Because in Poland
00:13:39I think
00:13:43everyone should have
00:13:45the same.
00:13:46So
00:13:47the best in the world.
00:13:49Yeah!
00:13:57One more.
00:14:05You've probably never seen our son.
00:14:08So I'm sending it.
00:14:09It's him with your granddaughter.
00:14:12The gray one on the left is me.
00:14:14Danuta.
00:14:20Please explain to our listeners
00:14:22why you call yourselves Żarty.
00:14:31So we ask for Żarty on the antenna.
00:14:33Oh, thank you.
00:14:49Additionally,
00:14:50danced by a ballet group.
00:14:53An unknown perpetrator
00:14:54raped Maria Kaczorowska
00:14:55in 1987
00:14:56and robbed her of her entire pension
00:14:58280 zlotys and 20 groszy.
00:15:01After regaining consciousness
00:15:03Mrs. Kaczorowska
00:15:04with tears in her eyes
00:15:05thanked the government
00:15:06that only thanks to
00:15:07his far-sightedness
00:15:08the bandit robbed
00:15:09such a small sum.
00:15:20Because I'm thinking...
00:15:22Yes, yes, yes.
00:15:23From the Sejm.
00:15:24And you didn't answer
00:15:25my question then.
00:15:26No?
00:15:37Women later.
00:15:38I'm here.
00:15:40Do you know who I am?
00:15:41I do.
00:15:43Did you know from the beginning?
00:15:45Yes, I knew who you were
00:15:46from the beginning.
00:15:47Why didn't you tell me?
00:15:50Have you ever seen a movie
00:15:53where a guy has a son
00:15:54and the son has an apple on his head?
00:15:57I have, so what?
00:15:59And the father has to hit the apple.
00:16:03Should I hit the apple
00:16:04on your head?
00:16:06The other way around.
00:16:07You should hit the apple
00:16:08on my head.
00:16:10The other way around means
00:16:12not the apple.
00:16:13Do you want to shoot me?
00:16:14I don't want to,
00:16:15but I'll have to.
00:16:16Easy.
00:16:17Easy, Dad.
00:16:20When it turned out
00:16:21that Dad was going to be shot
00:16:22I thought
00:16:23that it would be more pleasant
00:16:24for Dad.
00:16:26If Dad is shot
00:16:27not by a stranger
00:16:28but by the closest family.
00:16:29How will it be more pleasant?
00:16:31Are you an idiot?
00:16:32Do you want to shoot me
00:16:33to make me happy?
00:16:35The point is
00:16:36that not a stranger
00:16:37will shoot Dad.
00:16:39I don't know
00:16:40what you're talking about.
00:16:41That not a stranger
00:16:42will shoot Dad.
00:16:43But why
00:16:44are you going to shoot me?
00:16:45Can't you find
00:16:46a deer?
00:16:47The bastard
00:16:48got a deer.
00:16:49Yeah, a deer.
00:16:50A substitute.
00:16:51Didn't you read
00:16:52Snow White?
00:16:53The witch
00:16:54told her to shoot the queen
00:16:55and the hunter
00:16:56felt sorry
00:16:57and shot the deer.
00:16:59Because in general
00:17:00you live in a world
00:17:01without time,
00:17:02without morality.
00:17:03I didn't raise you like that.
00:17:04Two weeks after I was born
00:17:05we stopped seeing each other
00:17:06for 30 years.
00:17:07Yes,
00:17:08but for those two weeks
00:17:09I gave you
00:17:10everything I had.
00:17:11I gave you my heart
00:17:12and I devoted
00:17:13my tenderness
00:17:14and my time
00:17:15to you for those two weeks.
00:17:16Don't laugh.
00:17:17Do you even know
00:17:18what is the most important thing
00:17:19in someone's life in the world?
00:17:21A father.
00:17:22A father.
00:17:23Because a mother is a mother
00:17:24and it's obvious.
00:17:25But it's enough
00:17:26that a mother
00:17:27goes out for a moment
00:17:28after a nap
00:17:29and a father
00:17:30replaces a mother.
00:17:31Automatically.
00:17:32A father is the best mother.
00:17:33Always.
00:17:34Not a mafia.
00:17:35Not a mafia.
00:17:379 million.
00:17:38Dad is not a mafia.
00:17:40A mafia
00:17:41is a business
00:17:42on the highest level.
00:17:43I have the money.
00:17:44I'll give it back.
00:17:49If dad makes it.
00:17:50And if not,
00:17:52then
00:17:53don't worry.
00:17:56I promise.
00:17:57I promise, dad.
00:17:58Calm down.
00:17:59I promise
00:18:00that I'll shoot dad
00:18:01so hard that he won't feel it.
00:18:02You won't know shit
00:18:03whether he'll feel it or not.
00:18:04I won't tell you anything.
00:18:05I swear
00:18:06that if you shoot me
00:18:07everything between us is over.
00:18:08Remember that.
00:18:09When?
00:18:10They'll call me
00:18:11and tell me.
00:18:12And then...
00:18:14Why are we stopping?
00:18:15Because the train is leaving.
00:18:20Hello?
00:18:21Yes.
00:18:23Go away
00:18:24because we can't talk.
00:18:25Go!
00:18:39Fuck!
00:19:01Russia,
00:19:02let's go.
00:19:03Let's go.
00:19:04Let's go.
00:19:05Let's go.
00:19:06Let's go.
00:19:07Let's go.
00:19:08Ryś,
00:19:09we'll be around midnight.
00:19:10The key is under the straw.
00:19:11Roma.
00:19:38Ryś,
00:19:39our president
00:19:40is afraid
00:19:41of Russians.
00:19:42You are
00:19:43a good Russian
00:19:44and you can rule Poland
00:19:45because
00:19:46we have
00:19:47a beautiful
00:19:48lake.
00:19:54This is the only
00:19:55invulnerable husband
00:19:57that Mamon
00:19:58didn't blind.
00:20:03Mine
00:20:04or yours?
00:20:05It's mine.
00:20:07I can't see.
00:20:09I can't hear.
00:20:11I know you.
00:20:13I know you.
00:20:15We were sailing on a ship in Wiśle.
00:20:17We were talking about Dutch painters.
00:20:19There was an argument between us.
00:20:21And you won.
00:20:23Because you always win.
00:20:25And I always lose.
00:20:27So let's play a rematch.
00:20:29Please.
00:20:35When I was sailing on the ship Józef Józudzki,
00:20:39you were born in Balkin.
00:20:43It's Józudzki.
00:20:45Oh my God.
00:20:47Do you know
00:20:49that in 1936
00:20:51I was at your funeral?
00:20:551935.
00:21:01But why should I be the president?
00:21:03Because of the nation.
00:21:05That's what we want.
00:21:09You did something
00:21:11that no one
00:21:13would even dream of.
00:21:19You are
00:21:21for us...
00:21:23Read it and you'll know.
00:21:25All the newspapers are writing about it.
00:21:27But they haven't published it yet.
00:21:33You, Józef Józudzki,
00:21:35be our president.
00:21:37You are a good person
00:21:39and a very important government.
00:21:41A very important government.
00:21:47Long live
00:21:49Józef Józudzki,
00:21:51president of the Republic of Poland!
00:21:55Long live!
00:21:57Long live!
00:21:59Long live!
00:22:03In memory of Józef Józudzki
00:22:28Józef Józudzki,
00:22:30Pickover
00:22:32First of all, he has left-wing roots.
00:22:35He has left-wing roots.
00:22:38He did a great job not to strike before.
00:22:41Very good job.
00:22:42Because he was stupid and unnecessary to strike.
00:22:45And what about the peppers, sir?
00:22:47What about the peppers?
00:22:49And besides, the lady is angry because the lady stole her phone.
00:22:55You have to get married.
00:22:56We can't support unmarried people.
00:22:58There must be a family.
00:23:00Get married.
00:23:01With whom?
00:23:04With Rambo.
00:23:07With my wife.
00:23:10I'll give her to you on the altar of the Fatherland.
00:23:14Believe me.
00:23:15I don't know how to...
00:23:18You know what I want to tell him.
00:23:19Tell him what you want to tell him.
00:23:21Because when he said it in the parliament, he said it in such a way
00:23:24that now the whole world is talking about what he said.
00:23:27Would you like some good French wine?
00:23:30We'll drink some cognac, because it's worth it.
00:23:36Rysiek.
00:23:39You made such a big deal that everyone is lying with Jacek and Plack.
00:23:44You shot them with a gun.
00:23:47Now someone should do it.
00:23:51One with the head, everything.
00:23:54Organizationally and so on.
00:23:57Tell me, what do you think about me?
00:24:03To your health.
00:24:05I can only drink to your health, Your Excellency.
00:24:08To my health.
00:24:10Will you drink with us?
00:24:11I don't like cognac.
00:24:12And I like it.
00:24:18I was such an idiot.
00:24:21I drank and I caught a motorboat.
00:24:28To the other leg?
00:24:29Why not?
00:24:36To my health.
00:24:41How do you feel?
00:24:42Better and better.
00:24:43Cognac puts me on my feet.
00:24:45I was sleepy, but I had a dream.
00:24:50For the third time.
00:24:51To your health.
00:24:52No, no.
00:24:54This time to your wife's health.
00:24:57And this time we'll exchange glasses.
00:25:07They say you're an animal.
00:25:09To your health.
00:25:19I don't know.
00:25:20Maybe you're not an animal.
00:25:23Because I'm an animal.
00:25:26Cognac puts me on my feet.
00:25:30What are you looking at?
00:25:31You had a bad day.
00:25:32No, no.
00:25:43God, I saw what you were doing.
00:25:46Come to bed.
00:25:51Help me.
00:25:52I'm blocking the closet.
00:25:53To your health.
00:25:54I'm an animal.
00:25:55He'll kill us.
00:25:56He'll do it.
00:25:57I have such a thing for him.
00:25:58He won't get out of prison.
00:25:59After all, he's the main boss of the Subaru mafia.
00:26:01the police.
00:26:02I'll kill him.
00:26:05Damn!
00:26:06Do it!
00:26:07I have such a thing for him.
00:26:12He won't get out of prison.
00:26:13The main boss of the Subaru mafia.
00:26:14I'll kill him.
00:26:15He'll do it.
00:26:16I have such a thing for him.
00:26:17He won't get out of prison.
00:26:18After all, he's the main boss of the Subaru mafia.
00:26:19The police.
00:26:20I'll kill him.
00:26:21I'll kill him.
00:26:22I'll kill him.
00:26:23I'll kill him.
00:26:24I'll kill him.
00:26:25I'll do it.
00:26:26What are you doing?
00:26:27What are you doing?
00:26:37I overslept.
00:26:38Are you going out?
00:26:39Just for a moment.
00:26:40Something happened to my clasp.
00:26:42Let the specialist check it.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:47You have the best house.
00:26:50And we?
00:26:51The police?
00:26:52I'll stand on my feet.
00:26:58Get up.
00:26:59Please, get up.
00:27:01Stop it!
00:27:02He can come back at any moment.
00:27:04If he comes out with his pants on, he'll go to a meeting.
00:27:07He'll be back in 2-3 hours.
00:27:09With his pants on?
00:27:17Are you crazy?
00:27:19What are you doing?
00:27:20Are you crazy?
00:27:21What are you doing?
00:27:22Take off your glasses!
00:27:25We have an old Polish saying.
00:27:29If you feel it, you like it.
00:27:44I don't think the priest believes what they tell him in the confessional.
00:27:47They say it because they hope I'll report it.
00:27:49Exactly.
00:27:51I hope this old man doesn't pretend to be poor.
00:27:54I said 50,000 and that's it.
00:27:57And extend it a bit at the front.
00:28:00And that's it.
00:28:01You can shorten it at the front.
00:28:05No, no.
00:28:06It's good.
00:28:11What?
00:28:12Nothing.
00:28:39I didn't recognize the priest in the car.
00:28:41Let him be an angel.
00:28:43Grandma, I have a great...
00:28:45Our MP, Ryszard Ochucki,
00:28:47will be the president.
00:28:49I'm sorry, priest.
00:28:52What for?
00:28:56What do you mean, what for?
00:28:57Yes, what for?
00:28:58What are we going to have?
00:28:59I can elect the MP, but the president?
00:29:01The president elects me!
00:29:03And you asked me if I agreed to be the president?
00:29:06No.
00:29:08I'll tell you shortly.
00:29:12I don't comment on political disputes.
00:29:17Did you hear?
00:29:19I did.
00:29:50Rys!
00:29:52Where are you?
00:29:57Rys!
00:30:11Oh, Rys!
00:30:14You love me!
00:30:17I love you too.
00:30:19I love you too.
00:30:30You're so wise,
00:30:32and so nice,
00:30:34and so lovely.
00:30:36And you'll be the president,
00:30:39and I'll be your bodyguard.
00:30:44You're saving me.
00:30:45Do you understand?
00:30:46I have a heart attack.
00:30:49I have a heart attack.
00:30:51I'm here.
00:30:56What's going on?
00:30:57What is it?
00:30:58Don't shout, don't be nervous.
00:31:00He just had a heart attack.
00:31:03You know,
00:31:05he lost his sight.
00:31:07I mean, something with his eyes.
00:31:09What did he lose?
00:31:11He lost his sight.
00:31:13I mean,
00:31:14not completely, but...
00:31:16he lost his vision.
00:31:18What do you mean, what vision?
00:31:20The main one.
00:31:22The one from the heart.
00:31:24She had a heart attack,
00:31:26and she lost her sight.
00:31:29Blind vision.
00:31:35Is this a funeral home?
00:31:36Did God want it that way?
00:31:38Mietek?
00:31:39Jarek says,
00:31:40go to the ER.
00:31:42You'll get your skin back.
00:31:46So,
00:31:47are we sending him away?
00:31:49Don't worry.
00:31:50We'll send him to a funeral home.
00:31:53He'll be in heaven before you know it.
00:32:03I'll make it clear.
00:32:04Two years ago,
00:32:05we reached the heart surgery limit for this year.
00:32:07Do you understand?
00:32:08I understand.
00:32:09Yes.
00:32:10We have the last kidney,
00:32:11which is in a very good condition.
00:32:13We'll give you a very good kidney.
00:32:15Do you agree?
00:32:16What about my heart?
00:32:17We'll remove the heart.
00:32:19You'll have a healthy kidney.
00:32:21How long will I live with this kidney?
00:32:23It depends on you.
00:32:26This is the operating room.
00:32:28The patient is here.
00:32:30Help me.
00:32:31Everyone, out!
00:32:33We'll shoot him in the leg.
00:32:36What are you doing here?
00:32:38Quiet.
00:32:39I'm replenishing the tools.
00:32:43I'm running away.
00:32:45I'll heal your heart.
00:32:57Stop!
00:32:58Stop, or I'll shoot!
00:33:06Overdose.
00:33:07Overdose?
00:33:08False.
00:33:15Mr. Prime Minister.
00:33:16Mr. Deputy Prime Minister.
00:33:18Yes.
00:33:19Can I show you some photos?
00:33:27Here you are.
00:33:28We receive various opinions,
00:33:30various voices,
00:33:31that it's a shame
00:33:34to treat a foreigner like this in Poland.
00:33:37I don't know what shame is.
00:33:40When it comes to foreigners,
00:33:43I'll put it this way.
00:33:45We don't care about their skin color.
00:33:49We don't.
00:33:52It's hard to give an example, but...
00:33:55For example,
00:33:56if we had green people now,
00:33:59we wouldn't have anything for them either.
00:34:03But we support Ryszard Ochucki.
00:34:11We, the Pomp Party,
00:34:13Poles, father and mother of Poles,
00:34:16support the courage of mentioning the dignity of Poles,
00:34:21so that Poles can feel safe in the elevator.
00:34:25Thank you very much.
00:34:27Here you are.
00:34:34He walks like an Indian and loses everything.
00:34:37Let go of that vacuum cleaner.
00:34:39The English say,
00:34:40my home is my home.
00:34:42And it is.
00:34:49Why did you call me?
00:34:51Where is my wife?
00:34:52I'll die.
00:34:53How do you feel, Mr. General?
00:34:55I'm not a general.
00:34:56How should I know?
00:34:57You're stupid.
00:34:58That's why I'm wearing a camera,
00:35:00but it broke.
00:35:02I said stupid, not deaf.
00:35:05I'm listening, Mr. General.
00:35:11Now you listen.
00:35:14You didn't see anything.
00:35:22Did you hear?
00:35:23Of course I didn't hear anything.
00:35:25You heard.
00:35:26You heard everything,
00:35:28but you didn't see anything.
00:35:30What didn't I see?
00:35:31What you saw here, you didn't see.
00:35:36Please repeat.
00:35:38Of course I'll repeat.
00:35:43A taxi is approaching.
00:35:44It has a side number.
00:35:45It's coming.
00:35:46It's coming.
00:35:47Leave the object.
00:35:48Leave the object.
00:35:49Quickly.
00:35:56It's coming.
00:35:57It's coming.
00:35:58It's coming.
00:35:59It's coming.
00:36:00It's coming.
00:36:01It's coming.
00:36:02It's coming.
00:36:03It's coming.
00:36:04It's coming.
00:36:05It's coming.
00:36:06It's coming.
00:36:07It's coming.
00:36:08It's coming.
00:36:09It's coming.
00:36:10It's coming.
00:36:11It's coming.
00:36:12It's coming.
00:36:13It's coming.
00:36:14It's coming.
00:36:15It's coming.
00:36:16It's coming.
00:36:17It's coming.
00:36:18It's coming.
00:36:19It's coming.
00:36:20It's coming.
00:36:21It's coming.
00:36:22It's coming.
00:36:23It's coming.
00:36:24It's coming.
00:36:25It's coming.
00:36:34It's coming.
00:36:36It's coming.
00:36:38It's coming.
00:36:39It's coming.
00:36:40It's coming.
00:36:44Well?
00:36:46So fast?
00:36:48We're gonna sell the thing we have now.
00:36:52Yes.
00:36:53I got one sentence wrong.
00:36:56It's hard.
00:37:03I think they're speaking Chinese.
00:37:06I've been studying Chinese for half of my life.
00:37:09If a Pole can speak Chinese,
00:37:11he should be able to speak Chinese with a Pole,
00:37:13since that Pole doesn't speak Chinese either,
00:37:15since they both speak Chinese.
00:37:23Let's go.
00:37:42Aleksyj Maksymowicz Badywostok wants to restore the tsar.
00:37:45Give him a heart with a ribbon and we'll start.
00:37:49Dzień dobry wszystkim.
00:37:52Ognisko muzyczne serca Chopina
00:37:56wita na spotkaniu na kawie jest ciekawie.
00:38:02Ognisko muzyczne jest charytatywne
00:38:07i zarząd jest anonimowy,
00:38:10bo to polska tradycja.
00:38:15Anonimem dla dobra kraju był
00:38:19Gal Anonim.
00:38:22Życzymy niewymuszonej atmosfery.
00:38:36Mrs. Maria Wafel,
00:38:38good spirit of our future president.
00:38:41I'm so glad you're tired, Mrs. President.
00:38:45I'm sorry, but I have to go from time to time,
00:38:48because my knees are getting stiff.
00:38:52I understand very well, because mine are getting stiff too.
00:38:58I'm just the secretary of the president.
00:39:01I kiss your hand, Mrs. President.
00:39:03I'm Prince Puder.
00:39:05The windmill says it's going to be a baby.
00:39:09Prince has been the chaplain of Chopin's heart for an hour.
00:39:12Congratulations, Prince.
00:39:14We should be congratulating ourselves.
00:39:16I'm Jan Ballon. I'm the discrete caretaker.
00:39:19I'm so glad.
00:39:21The program tonight has only one nail.
00:39:26The president wrote a hymn
00:39:28to Chopin's heart, to our Ognisko.
00:39:31Ognisko asks for a hymn.
00:39:35Ognisko is a democratic institution.
00:39:38Everyone can warm up in its warmth.
00:39:41And even if someone's Ognisko burns,
00:39:45even if someone's coffee is damaged,
00:39:48it doesn't matter.
00:39:50It doesn't matter.
00:40:04It doesn't matter, because democracy is developing.
00:40:08We just had an example.
00:40:10Old people are replaced by young people.
00:40:14We're waiting for the hymn.
00:40:17I'm going to sing from a piece of paper.
00:40:19The music is also mine.
00:40:23Verse one.
00:40:27Poland is Poland's fields,
00:40:31It's the smoke of the iron west.
00:40:34It's the iron will,
00:40:37The sound of Chopin's notes.
00:40:41And the patriotic tone is repeated in the faces.
00:40:46Chopin's heart is alive and beating
00:40:59Like a bell.
00:41:05Verse two.
00:41:09And the old Polish guard
00:41:13Hiding the orders of the house
00:41:16Smiles to the heart.
00:41:19You go first.
00:41:28Where to?
00:41:29To the post office.
00:41:30You won't go.
00:41:31Why?
00:41:32Because I said so.
00:41:38I didn't let in a single postman.
00:41:41Now you.
00:41:45Where to?
00:41:46Here, from the post office.
00:41:48I said you wouldn't go.
00:41:49I'm very sorry, officer.
00:41:51But you told me I wouldn't go, not him.
00:41:56Yes, you're right.
00:41:58You won't go.
00:41:59You can go.
00:42:10You can go.
00:42:16I didn't let in a single postman.
00:42:18Now you.
00:42:20You can go.
00:42:38I'm bored.
00:42:39I can go.
00:42:43Good morning.
00:42:46Hello?
00:42:48My name is Józef.
00:42:51No, no, no.
00:42:52I don't live here.
00:42:53This is stupid.
00:42:54I'm a postman and I brought you a letter.
00:42:57It's the same all the time.
00:42:59There are four of them in my apartment.
00:43:02This revision is getting stupider.
00:43:04Excuse me?
00:43:05No, no, no.
00:43:06This isn't a bakery.
00:43:08It's a residential building.
00:43:10It's a residential building.
00:43:12My most promising idea.
00:43:14Two rich people.
00:43:16Great idea.
00:43:21I have money!
00:43:23I have money!
00:43:24I have!
00:43:25Son!
00:43:26You don't have to kill Titus!
00:43:28Your father isn't such a scoundrel!
00:43:30I have money!
00:43:31Look!
00:43:32Guys!
00:43:33I'm giving you all the cash!
00:43:34I have!
00:43:35We're rich!
00:43:36Titus!
00:43:38Your father will be president!
00:43:41I can't!
00:43:42I was in PSP!
00:43:43I was in CPPR!
00:43:44I was in the Warsaw Government!
00:43:46I was in WPG!
00:43:47I can't be president!
00:43:49No!
00:43:50No!
00:43:51No!
00:44:04He's a scoundrel.
00:44:06Three for one.
00:44:08Durszlak.
00:44:11We've got him.
00:44:13He stole the money.
00:44:17How did he...?
00:44:19Good morning!
00:44:20TV Mitras!
00:44:21Actually, Czołem!
00:44:23Czołem!
00:44:24Sorry.
00:44:25On TV.
00:44:27That the police are fighting criminals.
00:44:30A sharp face.
00:44:31We'll ask for a word of comment.
00:44:35Black or blue?
00:44:37Black.
00:44:38What?
00:44:39Black for the corpse?
00:44:44Father!
00:44:45Hold on!
00:44:47Can you help?
00:44:50Wait!
00:44:51Take the ball.
00:44:52If he sees it, he'll take the money.
00:44:54No!
00:44:55No!
00:44:57No!
00:44:58I don't want to!
00:44:59I have the right to...
00:45:00I have the right to collect!
00:45:02I have the right to remember my ancestors!
00:45:04Constitution!
00:45:05I have the right to...
00:45:07Goodbye!
00:45:08I have the right to remember my ancestors!
00:45:10Goodbye!
00:45:12THE EMPIRE UNITED
00:45:33Verse 16.
00:45:37Heart beats fast
00:45:40This Chopin's song
00:45:43And the soul is moving
00:45:46About the buddhist cemetery
00:45:49I'm very sorry, but we have to go.
00:45:54The carriages on the signal will be the fastest.
00:45:58On the way, we will agree what and how.
00:46:00But what does it guess, dear father?
00:46:02After all, when he becomes president,
00:46:04it behaves logically.
00:46:06That's why we should be the first
00:46:08to behave logically.
00:46:10Well, on the one hand.
00:46:12The fifth says, don't kill.
00:46:13But on the other hand...
00:46:15Yes, on the other hand, yes.
00:46:17We need martyrs.
00:46:18And who are they?
00:46:19Well, for example, St. Wojciech.
00:46:21And what did he do?
00:46:22He lost his head.
00:46:39There is no other place in the world
00:46:41more beautiful than here.
00:46:43This is the truth.
00:46:45Fuck you, father!
00:47:38On the way, we will agree what and how.
00:47:40But what does it guess, dear father?
00:47:42After all, when he becomes president,
00:47:44it behaves logically.
00:47:46That's why we should be the first
00:47:48to behave logically.
00:47:50Well, on the one hand.
00:47:52The fifth says, don't kill.
00:47:54But on the other hand...
00:47:56Yes, on the other hand, yes.
00:47:58But what does it guess, dear father?
00:48:00After all, when he becomes president,
00:48:02it behaves logically.
00:48:04That's why we should be the first
00:48:06to behave logically.
00:48:37I just wanted to apologize.
00:48:47What is he supposed to be?
00:48:48Because I forgot.
00:48:51A martyr.
00:48:54The nation likes to have one.
00:48:58And who will be guilty?
00:49:02The organization.
00:49:04A collective guilt, right?
00:49:09I think we can start, dear priest.
00:49:23Welcome, everyone.
00:49:26And let the light from above,
00:49:28from the clouds,
00:49:30flow down.
00:49:32The earth has fallen.
00:49:34I will lead this beautiful meeting.
00:49:37And here comes,
00:49:40and comes for the happiness
00:49:42of the new Poland,
00:49:44like an angel
00:49:46under the tree,
00:49:48Ryszard
00:49:52Podwódzki!
00:50:02Rysiek Podwódzki
00:50:32Rysiek Podwódzki
00:50:35Rysiek Podwódzki
00:50:38Rysiek Podwódzki
00:50:41Rysiek Podwódzki
00:50:44Rysiek Podwódzki
00:50:47Rysiek Podwódzki
00:50:50Rysiek Podwódzki
00:50:53Rysiek Podwódzki
00:50:56Rysiek Podwódzki
00:50:59Rysiek Podwódzki
00:51:02Rysiek Podwódzki
00:51:05Is this money?
00:51:07Fake?
00:51:08They were fake from the beginning.
00:51:10Who is throwing them away?
00:51:13Some local.
00:51:15Equipment from the post office.
00:51:18Cheap.
00:51:46There was a news
00:51:49that they will start a family.
00:51:52Stand up, stand up.
00:51:55And such a gift was given to him
00:51:58that he will be a president.
00:52:02And they took it, they took it.
00:52:09Child, child, let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:52:14Oh, oh, all those devils.
00:52:27We all look up to heaven
00:52:29because it is there that our sight attracts.
00:52:36Before we start singing
00:52:38calmly, calmly
00:52:41before we start
00:52:50Oh, this gentleman whistled.
00:52:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:58Save yourself.
00:53:01Are you alive?
00:53:04Then close your eyes and for 5 minutes
00:53:06don't you live.
00:53:09Mom.
00:53:11He fell.
00:53:13Liliana Pluszcz Gdańska
00:53:15Evening News
00:53:17We are interrupting what we are delivering
00:53:19because we are giving the last message.
00:53:21A swing for a candidate for president, a fight for life.
00:53:25For now, we don't know much about it.
00:53:27Weronika, Weronika, welcome and welcome.
00:53:30Welcome and welcome. Welcome and welcome.
00:53:33Welcome. Weronika, where are you?
00:53:35Right here, and I'm talking to two witnesses.
00:53:37One of them is just talking, I'm asking you here ...
00:53:42Chopin's heart music field.
00:53:45Chopin's heart. This beautiful name holds this heart.
00:53:49This is our goal, because Poland is ...
00:53:55Because Poland is a Polish field.
00:53:59It's the smoke of iron hooves, it's the iron will, the sound of Chopin's notes.
00:54:05I think it's better not to say that.
00:54:07Weronika, would you like to add another handful?
00:54:11Hello? Hello?
00:54:16Weronika, will there be a handful?
00:54:20Hello?
00:54:21We don't have a connection, but we can see you.
00:54:24I mean, we can't see you, but we can't hear you.
00:54:29We lost contact for a moment.
00:54:32Because, Weronika, you don't say anything, we'll interrupt you for a moment,
00:54:36because we have a message.
00:54:37And this is the first message.
00:54:39The head of the Suwalski gang, Zygmunt Demobil, was shooting,
00:54:42sticking to the disguise that you can see.
00:54:45This is him, Zygmunt Molibden, often misread as Demobil.
00:54:49Today he was bitten by a basket,
00:54:51but he had to bend under the weight of the attributes he was given and admitted.
00:54:55You have the best proof.
00:54:57It was from this rifle that he was shooting at Ryszard.
00:55:01And the second message, even worse.
00:55:05I can't speak, it's just even worse.
00:55:09Witrasz also got the third message.
00:55:11Do we have a contact?
00:55:14We have a contact, very good.
00:55:16The gang consisted of 10 cleaners, i.e. Równy Tuzin,
00:55:19who wanted to abolish the changes all over Poland.
00:55:23Marta Wizuch from the police station.
00:55:25This is Marta W. at the counter for fake money.
00:55:29Dziuplasz was at Demobil's house.
00:55:32And Fałszer, a fake shepherd.
00:55:34This is his face.
00:55:36We don't know who he is, but it's the face of Fałszer.
00:55:39The gang of cleaners, cleaned up.
00:55:42Others too.
00:55:44Nothing will stop the changes for the better.
00:55:48Nothing will overcome the beautiful future we are creating.
00:55:54The enemy is shooting.
00:55:57But this is the power of democracy.
00:56:00That the new ones will replace the non-present ones.
00:56:04I committed suicide.
00:56:06Zygmunt Molibden.
00:56:13I did well to commit suicide.
00:56:16I behaved honorably.
00:56:26We...
00:56:28We...
00:56:30We...
00:56:31We...
00:56:33We will build a new, beautiful rainbow.
00:56:37The one you can see here.
00:56:42The one that supports the sky.
00:56:46Normalcy will win.
00:56:54I think, Skórka, that I'll catch a cold.
00:56:57I'm cold.
00:56:58Boras took me off.
00:56:59But we have him now.
00:57:00And there will be two Skórkas soon.
00:57:02Shall we light it?
00:57:03They say...
00:57:05Impotence of lighting.
00:57:07Of washing too.
00:57:10My uncle.
00:57:12He shoots from a thread.
00:57:14He burns from a screw.
00:57:16And his flint from steel.
00:57:18Armata, not flint.
00:57:19Such a caliber.
00:57:20Grandpa has two hearts.
00:57:21And it's good, because he must be in good shape.
00:57:23Because his grandma has three heirs.
00:57:24And three...
00:57:25Her first husband had three legs.
00:57:27He caught up with trains before the war.
00:57:28And the driver told him where to go.
00:57:30Such a family.
00:57:31Everyone has something extraordinary.
00:57:33Here are two stomachs.
00:57:34Here are twelve fingers.
00:57:35Four lungs.
00:57:36This is my sister.
00:57:37She can stand an hour under water.
00:57:38And a cigarette, Sadym.
00:57:39Shall we pour?
00:57:41My old woman has two livers.
00:57:42You won't believe it.
00:57:43She will eat the board and digest it.
00:57:46She gave birth to twins.
00:57:47Three at once.
00:57:48A whole family with a supply.
00:57:50You can live and eat nails.
00:57:55My legs are twisted.
00:58:26Poland wants to be happy like a rice
00:58:28Which uncle will say
00:58:31Our rice, our rice
00:58:33The pride of our whole Polish rice
00:58:36He created the rainbow with a miracle
00:58:38What we see today
00:58:40Rice of happiness, prosperity
00:58:42Our eagle, normality
00:58:44Poland, look, our rice
00:58:47Poland is a faithful guard
00:58:51Poland wants to be happy like a rice
00:58:54Poland wants to be happy like a rice
00:58:57Which uncle will say
00:59:00Our rice
00:59:21Our rice
00:59:23Our rice
00:59:52Our rice
01:00:17Ladies and gentlemen, just a moment.
01:00:19As the director says, it's me.
01:00:21For those of you who want to stay on the inscriptions
01:00:24and don't want to read the inscriptions
01:00:26we have prepared a full version of the anthem
01:00:28of Chopin's musical heart.
01:00:39Poland is Polish fields
01:00:41It's the smoke of iron, the heat
01:00:44It's the iron will
01:00:47It's the sound of Chopin's notes
01:00:50And the patriotic tone repeats in the faces
01:00:55The heart of Chopin lives and beats
01:01:01Like a bell
01:01:06And the old Polish roof
01:01:09Covering the rows of houses
01:01:12Smiles to the heart
01:01:15Like a brother to a brother
01:01:18And the sun with a bright foot
01:01:20Among the Polish clouds
01:01:23Fryderyk Chopin plays for us
01:01:27Plays for us
01:01:30Fryderyk Chopin plays for us
01:01:34Plays for us
01:01:36He plays in D major
01:01:48Poland is Polish ponds
01:01:51The lake of Rust-Szada-Toń
01:01:54The yellow sand of Szarawy
01:01:56Guards the access of Półdoń
01:01:59And this clinical study
01:02:01Brings to mind
01:02:04Chopin's Prelude
01:02:07Sounds to us
01:02:11Here to this day
01:02:23Poland is Polish meadows
01:02:26Their green table
01:02:29The grass of Sitovia, Pąki
01:02:31Osy, Bąki, Ruj, Pszczół
01:02:34And the eagle's eagle
01:02:36Flies in the sky, the sky, the slope
01:02:39Fryderyk Chopin, Orliton
01:02:45This is him
01:02:57Poland is Polish meadows
01:03:01What gives birth to Polish bread
01:03:04Ozilina hides
01:03:07On this meadow under the snow
01:03:10And Chopin's heart
01:03:13Among the peasant meadows
01:03:16Resounded with a scream
01:03:21Among the peasant meadows
01:03:35Poland is Polish roads
01:03:38Tied to their net
01:03:41Our Polish legs there
01:03:43Still waltz somewhere
01:03:46Because no one can reach
01:03:49Go and run
01:03:52Only Chopin reaches
01:03:55Reaches
01:03:57To Polish hearts
01:04:10Poland is honest speech
01:04:13Simple words like these
01:04:16It's a cooperation of speech
01:04:18With those who are bad on the top
01:04:21Because the Polish pure crown
01:04:23Of the star-white cry
01:04:26Has in its Chopin
01:04:29The music of all musicians
01:04:46Poland is Polish thoughts
01:04:49Only a Pole knows them
01:04:52And no one will guess
01:04:54What's in the Polish soul
01:04:57The experience of our prices
01:04:59Is too high
01:05:02But Chopin
01:05:05We have
01:05:08No one else
01:05:17Poland is Mr. Tadeusz
01:05:21Konopnicka and Prus
01:05:24And this student who already knows
01:05:27Whose cart was rumbling
01:05:30It's Wawel, it's Krushwitz
01:05:32Vistula, Odra, Bug
01:05:35Chopin admires
01:05:38From head to toe
01:05:46Poland is Polish thoughts
01:05:49Only a Pole knows them
01:05:52And no one will guess
01:05:55What's in the Polish soul
01:05:58The experience of our prices
01:06:01Is too high
01:06:04But Chopin
01:06:07We have
01:06:10No one else knows
01:06:13Only a Pole knows them
01:06:16It's Wawel, it's Krushwitz
01:06:19Vistula, Odra, Bug
01:06:22Chopin admires
01:06:25From head to toe
01:06:28Poland is Polish thoughts
01:06:31Only a Pole knows them
01:06:34And no one will guess
01:06:37What's in the Polish soul
01:06:40Every Pole steps into the rhythm of Chopin's notes
01:06:43Every Pole steps into the rhythm of Chopin's notes
01:06:46Every Pole steps into the rhythm of Chopin's notes
01:06:49Every Pole steps into the rhythm of Chopin's notes
01:06:52Every Pole steps into the rhythm of Chopin's notes
01:07:03Poland is a white eagle
01:07:06Which has risen in the sky
01:07:09The whole world is a white eagle
01:07:12Is it enough? It has to be
01:07:15Because Poland always has help in eagle's troubles
01:07:18Chopin admires
01:07:21From head to toe
01:07:24Poland is Polish thoughts
01:07:27Only a Pole knows them
01:07:30Poland is a white eagle
01:07:33Which has risen in the sky
01:07:36The whole world is a white eagle
01:07:39Is it enough? It has to be
01:07:42Because Poland always has help in eagle's troubles
01:07:45Chopin admires
01:07:48From head to toe
01:07:51Poland is Polish thoughts
01:07:54Only a Pole knows them
01:07:57Polish people will embrace the Polish people
01:08:00Polish people will embrace the Polish people