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00:00You
00:30Okay, so you take 35 and multiply by 1.8 and add 30
00:3832 can you please just change your phone back to Fahrenheit? I want to learn. Oh my god. It's 95 out there
00:44It's like 195 in here
00:49So you're gonna add more heat why don't you just open up the oven and cook us relax it's on the cool setting I
00:55I
00:58Will never take air conditioning for granted again, I gotta buy us a fan
01:02I mean the least we can do is push this stank from one side of the room to the other
01:07Well, I'm gonna go to the office early because maybe it'll be cooler in there below for the road
01:12Oh
01:22New menu already. It's a new menu every day every day. That is so much work
01:27It has to reflect the quality of what's in season
01:30We're not a diner Emily. I know. Oh
01:34We should post this to Shay Laveau's Instagram account each day fresh produce fresh content. I've taught you so much
01:42Wait, where are those delicious grilled ramps from the other night wilted?
01:46But I just post about that plate this morning
01:49Hashtag ramped up for week two. What can I say Emily? You don't expect me to serve something past its expiration date. Do you?
01:56Of course not. That would be so last season of you
02:00Bonjour nay
02:12I
02:18Guess I guess on in here
02:20How can we turn up the air conditioning on?
02:23We don't have air conditioning. We don't it's not common in Paris. It's so unnatural
02:30artificial
02:31American it's better than sweating at your desk. No, it's bad for you. It makes you catch colds
02:37We're mean to feel the seasons change, can you accept nature Emily must you control everything?
02:49Let's get it just we all say yeah, moi just we
02:54Sancy don't miss you look at a major door part of the two, but at least being awake means I get to talk to you
03:00Johnny LaChanza. Well, we can speak English if it's easier
03:07Jim being a to be the front step and a day and a thought a two-shot a team a private a
03:14Traveller a petty
03:16Wasn't for this damn, baby. I'd be there
03:19Is that my bad Madeline? Oh my god, Emily Cooper in the house
03:26But your windy city
03:28Well, unless there's anything else. Oh, no. No, I've got the really really big news
03:33We are promoting Pelletech's international rollout and guess what their next stop is
03:42Say bray and they're tray thrilled to hear about our French office. I love saying that. Oh my god
03:48I cannot believe that we're launching Pellotech in Paris. Tell me everything. Okay, so I'll start at the beginning cuz it's so juicy
04:03Hmm
04:11Let's check hot, excuse me, that's your chef smile. No, it's not
04:18See you did you feel
04:21Just a little bit fun
04:24Just portrait a robber
04:26Just don't say comes up
04:29Next to no tips today
04:31At least we scored free falafel from that food truck no, it wasn't us extreme weather always means smaller crowds
04:38I sing all by myself to literally myself. That's not true. I was listening
04:57What is that song
04:59Something I'm working on it's it's nothing
05:01That's beautiful. I
05:04Didn't know you compose music. Yeah, I do
05:06What used to I?
05:09Even went to music school, but I didn't finish my favorite teacher told me to stop trying to write songs
05:17It kind of crushed my confidence
05:19So I dropped out
05:21Then all of a sudden just recently I started writing again. What happened?
05:29You happened
05:32Yeah, since you joined the band I've been feeling very
05:38Inspired
05:44Oh
05:45Should I not have no, I mean, yes. No. No. No III wanted you to kiss me. I did but I I'm I have falafel breath
05:53I don't care. I do too. We can sell each other out. Okay, great
05:59Oh
06:14There you go coffee good idea, it's a traveler Cooper. Mm-hmm. Oh, that's that's beer
06:21What did you call a traveler to drink whilst you're traveling to the next bar or French class?
06:27You know one thing I'll give old Perry open container laws, I mean you can get a lush wherever you want
06:32I don't think that's true. Well, I haven't been nicked yet
06:36Maybe tonight's the night
06:38You fancy getting banged up a broadkeeper, you know, the more you drink the more British you sound
06:44Are you sure we're not too drunk for French class?
06:47Should we skip it?
06:49Can't need to get my little attendance slip sign for work
06:53Don't worry loves will be hunky-dory hunky-dory. Oh now you're just taking the piss
07:01I'm a fast learner
07:16I hope you both find your grades as funny
07:22I
07:27Think can you join me at the board, please?
07:32So one common mistake in the test was people using just suppose instead of imagine they are very similar
07:40But she imagine is more abstract Alfie. Can you write on the board, please?
07:45Imagine could you Swiss on vacance?
07:53Oh
08:04What's the rest no, I'm a gene
08:08Imagine. Oh, that's what I wrote
08:11We know the hell's gene machine anyway, I'll force a silhouette key a gene machine
08:18I
08:21Imagine coffee faders on you in the patrol occasion the palette of a book with a fancy. Oh, that was bloody brilliant
08:30What does she say
08:40Emily
08:42Well done
08:43Tonight for the first time you fully immersed yourself in the language
08:49Didn't overthink it
08:50Messy, I don't know really what came over me, but maybe it's the heat wave. Yeah, or whatever's in that cup
08:57Alfie I wish I could say the same to you. Oh good. No, but I didn't think so
09:04when we
09:07She is so into me
09:14Hmm
09:21Yeah, that fan did absolutely nothing
09:24I just can't wait to go home get out of suit and just stand in front of my AC
09:29Oh, I wish I had a AC my building is so ancient
09:37Well
09:38You could come back to mine
09:41Would you like I?
09:43Mean if you need to cool down fine, but just like, you know for like they're conditioning. Mm-hmm
09:51Where do you live I
09:53I
10:08Didn't know people actually lived in La Defense. I thought it was just business offices boardrooms and banks
10:17I
10:21Walk in that one right there
10:24So my company put me up here nearby
10:27No wonder you don't like Paris
10:30You're not in it. This is
10:32This is Pittsburgh
10:37Hmm
10:39Who are these cuties I don't came with a frame. Uh-huh. I'm not joking
10:46I mean you could do with a little color in here
10:51Or life. Yeah about that
10:54They mean is to tell you something
10:56See, I'm not a banker
11:02I knew there was something strange about your job. I mean is Alfie even your real name. Mm-hmm
11:08Hmm
11:10Can I trust you?
11:11I'm very discreet. Can you promise not to laugh?
11:15promise
11:16it's
11:18Judy Dench
11:20Hey, you promise. I'm sorry. Okay, truly. I I won't tell a soul. All right, Judy
11:31Yeah, but I wish it was a spy
11:34I'm not I'm just a boring banker
11:37For the boring job in a boring apartment
11:41Stuck in a city where no one can understand a word I say
11:45Why did you come here?
11:47Not my choice. I mean someone from the London office had to
11:51Everyone else was partnered up married kids
11:55But marketing
11:57That's a cool job
11:59It can be
12:00But it's not all parties and love boats. Oh sure. Sure
12:05And what were you doing last week when you was too busy to have a drink with me, uh
12:10We were busy promoting the opening of a restaurant near my apartment, hmm, which one Sheila though see a
12:19Restaurant opening
12:21That's cool. I
12:23mean your life in Paris is
12:25far more interesting than my I
12:28Still can't tell if you're joking
12:30I
12:34Don't joke about everything
12:41You're serious about things I like oh really
12:50Like
12:54You
12:57I wish I could see
13:05Your
13:26I just rip it
13:57You
14:17You put on a houdini
14:19If that means sneaking out yes, but I need to borrow a getaway shirt
14:25Take whatever
14:32Last night was fun Cooper. Hmm. It was well, you're not leaving without a kiss. Goodbye
14:47Goodbye
14:49I'll be in tow. Wow. You do know some French
14:55Oh
15:23Emily
15:25Morning
15:27Or is it still night for you, uh
15:30Where are you off to early bird? Oh, she bestie. You have to be there at 7 for the best produce
15:37Where are you coming from?
15:38wearing a
15:39Men's jacket, huh? This no, this is mine. The oversized power suit look is very in right now. Oh
15:48Enjoy the market
15:56And
16:04That's what we really like to go for here at Pelletech from what our research tells us
16:08Exercise is more like a pastime in France. Not a lifestyle
16:12We had Pelletech intend to shift that mentality one pedal stroke at a time and we'll do it with this
16:19Heart pumping cardio experience that connects riders to a worldwide fitness community
16:24You can ride at the same time as your friends post your stats to social share high fives even video chat while you get your
16:30sweat on
16:31Yeah, I prefer a combo. She's a lesson. I'm Pete. Yeah, I'll tear it off. It's a trick on top
16:36I will either
16:37Huh to a new power mix up. Sorry guys, but I don't understand a word of French
16:42I wish my Spanish worked over here. Can you please repeat what you said? All I caught was listen
16:48Excuse me. I know speak English lucky. We have our Chicago transplant here Emily mind being my interpreter. Yeah, sure
16:57Sylvie said
17:00For Pelletech's launch, we should stage bikes along with send for people to try love that idea Sylvia
17:09Hey ready to ride Pelletech
17:13So, yeah, I'm all for this America
17:15I'm not the French market is so important to us once the user logs in they can join a live ride taking place at
17:21our New York studio or access our massive database of pre-recorded classes
17:32Shit roll a flamme
17:35So do you want more?
17:37Distance that presents
17:40Oh shit roll a flamme ship a la fois j'ai pas le sentiment d'รชtre en droit
17:50So, did you get a friend for your apartment? No still hunting every story tries sold out. Oh my god. Thank you
17:57What should we play first? I was thinking see a chandelier. Oh, I love that song. Do you know it Mindy?
18:04Yeah, do you know it Mindy? I feel like I've heard you sing it somewhere before
18:09No, no, I don't think so. Oh could have been someone else maybe I should just zip it
18:19I'm sure I can stumble my way through it. Great. I'll set up the mic
18:24Okay, what do you know just that you are famous and I like rich rich
18:30I didn't see on Chinese pop star, but when I sent a picture of a band to my cousin in Shanghai
18:36She died
18:39At the end, um, can we please maybe just keep this between us I'm trying to reinvent myself here in Paris
18:45Why don't you want to tell Benoit? Well, we're new and history has proven that when people find out
18:51I'm the zipper princess of China, right that
18:56Sometimes things get weird
19:10Hey
19:13Selfie you lose voicemails anymore
19:16Hey Alfie gotcha
19:19That was just me beeping. Here's the real one
19:22You got me that is so you
19:26Hey, it's it's me Emily Emily Cooper from French class
19:32Yeah, you knew all that already. Anyway, um, wow that that beep trick really threw me
19:39I was just calling about your jacket and
19:47Three definitely three. Oh
19:49That's on a desperate. It was I met someone and we please tell me the details
19:56happily
19:57Point is since then he stopped responding to my text. That's bad, right?
20:01Well, if it's been more than 24 hours, then he's not into you or we should find a missing persons report
20:08Ah
20:10The great outdoors see Emily, this is how we ride in Paris
20:22You got you are it's because the creator
20:38Oh
20:43Okay, well it's official
20:45Alfie's a jerk
20:47Are you sure he's ghosted you? I mean it hasn't been that long
20:50Girl, I have texted him so many times
20:53How many? Oh
20:58Girl oh
21:02So many texts in a row
21:04You like him, huh? Well, I thought I did but now I definitely do not. Oh
21:09Can't believe I have to see him again in French class
21:12Unless he goes to you there, too. I mean, that's what ghosts do. They totally disappear on you
21:17I feel so much better now. Hmm, you know your pep talks could do with a little more pep
21:25Isn't Pete great and so taught like a whip it. Okay, so if you have a look at the budget and calendar
21:32I sent over I think you'll see that we can launch in fall
21:36Pardon all Tom. I hope you don't mind me starting on these documents
21:41I just wanted you to hit the ground running or should I say writing?
21:48So, what do you think of this idea participate a tour de France
21:53comfortable more
21:54Instantly shiver. I think we should leave the creative to the people actually in Paris
22:00You know the French are very susceptible to having their culture interpreted by foreigners and shoved down their throats. I totally agree
22:07Sylvie this is why we're gonna work so well together. We get each other
22:12Okay, let's schedule a weekly progress call
22:16And I don't see how we can make pillow tech work
22:19Well, if it's an issue of scheduling and resources we can fix that. This is an important luxury brand for us
22:24Just because it's expensive. It doesn't mean it's luxury
22:27You know, I'm sorry, but it's just not a fit for my office your office
22:37Let's table this for now and in the meantime, I will send you the Gilbert groups hierarchy of objectives
22:47Please don't
22:57Oh
23:02Where's the bike on
23:04Did it is real itself out of here
23:08Sylvie told us to get rid of it. What's going on?
23:13Okay
23:20You Brits always go outside Oh Cooper M. Bonjour. Hi
23:29Thanks for texting me, of course
23:32I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
23:35I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
23:37I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
23:39I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
23:43Shit, I'm sorry. Oh, excuse me
23:47You don't text me back or answer my calls and then you just show up here
23:51What?
23:53I lost my phone. I had no way of contacting you. I couldn't remember you worked but I remember you did an event at this place
24:01Get in there, that's what a piece goth. No, whoo. There's plenty of time to
24:07Yeah
24:09So I can have it back have what back my phone
24:14I'm pretty sure it's in that suit jacket. I might you stole Oh
24:22That jacket right, uh, you just stay here and watch the game and I'll go get it. Oh jeez
24:31Come on boys, come on
24:38Oh
24:39You got a fan. I have many fans. This one was a gift
24:45Hmm he is so into you and he's kind of broke. So he probably dumpster-dived for it, which makes me like him even more
24:52well, it turns out Alfie is not a ghost after all he didn't answer his phone because I
24:57Had it it was in his jacket that I borrowed. So really you're the ghost
25:01Yeah, and now I got a run cuz he's at Gabrielle's restaurant where the two of them are watching soccer together
25:07Oh crap, how'd that happen? I explain later
25:15Hey
25:17I'm sorry about all this. So when you said we couldn't be together. It wasn't because you had an expiration date
25:23You're seeing someone he's the reason
25:28Yeah, I guess
25:30He's the reason well, it's good to know the truth
25:34Even if it's hard to watch
25:36What does that mean? I?
25:38Want you to be happy Emily. I just don't want to have to see it
25:42Sitting on the sidelines watching you fall for someone. I didn't intend for you to see anything. This was an accident
25:49Yeah, but you like him. I
25:52Can tell
25:55Hey France lost
26:00The game yeah
26:02Here Oh cheers love so, uh, you fancy grabbing a bevy if that's a drink then please
26:11Thanks for tracking it down mate. Oh, no problem. She's all yours mate
26:15Catch you later
26:19These are white I mean for a frog
26:25Shit
26:27My phone's not here. Okay, so
26:30Before I give this back to you, I have to delete some messages. I sent you. All right, how many too many? Oh
26:37Cooper do you like me?
26:39I
27:09You
27:39You
28:09You
28:39You
29:09You