El Presidente | One Bite
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00:00All right, pizza review time.
00:21We are at Benny's, Benny's Brick Oven Pizza.
00:25All time, looks pretty good.
00:27All time moment in there.
00:29We walk in, the guy behind the register, who I like, he looks like a Brooklyn guy.
00:34I'm like, Austin Larch, he's like, oh, I don't have it, you must have called the other Benny's,
00:38there's two.
00:39We're like, really?
00:40So I'm like, Austin, you called the other Benny's?
00:41He's like, no, I definitely called this one.
00:42He's like, no, you didn't.
00:43So I'm like, let me see your phone, Austin.
00:47So I take the phone, I go, is this the number?
00:49He goes, that's actually the other one.
00:51I go, all right, Austin, call that number.
00:53Calls the number, hello, Benny's right in front of us.
00:57I mean, we showed you the phone number.
01:02Yeah, I feel like a zigzag.
01:04Five minutes?
01:05Yeah.
01:06First bite.
01:07I got you, I got you, don't worry.
01:08All right.
01:09All right?
01:10I don't know what type of chop shop thing you're doing here.
01:11Yeah, chop chop.
01:12You came to the right Benny's, though.
01:13This one is the, I guess.
01:14Is it?
01:15Yeah, you told me.
01:16This guy's telling us he called the other place.
01:17Oh, it's okay.
01:18Well, we didn't, because then we called.
01:19We didn't call.
01:20We didn't call.
01:21We didn't call.
01:22We didn't call.
01:23We didn't call.
01:24We didn't call.
01:25We didn't call.
01:26We didn't call.
01:27We didn't call.
01:28We didn't call.
01:29We didn't call.
01:30We didn't call.
01:31We didn't call.
01:32We didn't call.
01:33He's like, all right, it's just, that was Costanza.
01:34He's like, prickly Pete.
01:35We're going all the way to the Hamptons, this guy.
01:37They made me a pie anyways.
01:39I like that.
01:40He's like, all right, you got me.
01:41You probably called this one.
01:42Yeah, because you just picked, by the way, God bless that guy, he didn't think quick
01:48enough on his feet.
01:49He saw us calling him and he's like, look, I'm like, call it.
01:53You call.
01:54He's like, hello.
01:55One bite, everyone knows the rules.
01:58Shout out to Lady.
02:00Lady, come here my love.
02:02Super sweet pit bull.
02:04Has the same temperament as Miss Peaches.
02:07She loves Miss Peaches.
02:08So sweet.
02:09Shout out all pit bulls.
02:10He said the same thing.
02:11They are the sweetest dogs in the world.
02:13You're a chunky one.
02:15She is, but dude, I spoiled her.
02:17We found out she had lymphoma in December.
02:19And we started doing chemo.
02:21So she eats twice a day.
02:22Boiled chicken, barracuda.
02:24Cutie.
02:25Go say hi.
02:26Go say hi, cutie.
02:27Go, go, go.
02:28Yes.
02:29Super excited.
02:30What a cutie.
02:31Yeah, mama.
02:32The biggest sweetheart.
02:33No barking.
02:34Nothing.
02:35People run across the street.
02:36They leave their kids on this side and they go flying.
02:38When they see her, I'm like, it's just a breed.
02:40Yeah.
02:41Beautiful dog.
02:42So sweet.
02:43You can tell she's sweet.
02:44What a cutie.
02:45Make sure that's in there.
02:46Cuties are the best.
02:48All right, one bite, everyone knows.
02:49Benny's.
02:51Good undercarriage.
02:53I don't want to burn my mouth.
02:56Good.
02:59Amazing.
03:00What's popping?
03:01What's popping, man?
03:03What's popping?
03:05Good, light.
03:08I'm not even going to take a point off for this guy trying to pull a fast one on us.
03:13Because I actually, I've never been clearly lied to like that.
03:17But like the guy at the same time.
03:19Like, I like, he just.
03:20Excuse me.
03:21Sorry to bother you.
03:22You try a margarita also.
03:23All right.
03:24Yeah.
03:25Try it out.
03:26This is known to be one of the best ones over here.
03:27Okay.
03:28Margarita.
03:29Frankie.
03:30Get the good shot right there.
03:31All right.
03:32Awesome.
03:33It's crazy.
03:34People haven't picked up that Frankie hasn't been doing this for literally years.
03:38All right.
03:39The margarita.
03:40I'm so full.
03:41This is my ninth pizza review.
03:47Good.
03:48Margarita is good.
03:49Margarita is real.
03:53Nice.
03:57I'm going to pizza it out.
03:58All right.
04:01You got to see it.
04:02What it.
04:03Well, what I.
04:04What's the famous number Dave?
04:05What you give it?
04:06What you give it?
04:07I don't know yet.
04:08I'm marinating it in my brain.
04:10All right.
04:11I'll watch your YouTube.
04:13I'll go.
04:16Seven, seven.
04:17I like both of them.
04:18Margarita may have been seven, eight.
04:19Cheese, seven, seven.
04:23That guy behind the register.
04:24He has my heart.
04:25He has my heart.
04:26That would have brutalized just to be caught in.
04:31Seven, seven.
04:32Benny's.
04:33That's a review.
04:35Seven, seven.
04:37Let's go, guys.
04:38Thanks.
04:39Come here, lady.
04:40Come on.
04:41Who's a good girl?
04:42Who's a good girl?
04:43What a good girl.
04:44You get it?
04:45Yeah, I got it.
04:46Perfect.
04:47Thanks a lot, man.
04:48Nice meeting you.
04:49Bye, lady.
04:50Take care.
04:52Bye.
04:53Bye.
04:54Bye.