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00:00Oh, my God!
00:06I hope you didn't do any stupid things now.
00:10Good evening!
00:14He took everything from us, but he didn't take our smile.
00:18A curugol with...
00:20Sanky's shirt. He didn't see it.
00:25He took the hat, but he's more adapted now.
00:31Hello and thank you for watching this video, which is a special Christmas video.
00:35That's why we invited Adrian Nicolae.
00:37Adi was very hard to bring to this show, because, you know, he's busy with business, projects, money...
00:43Anyway, one thing I found out a while ago about Adi Nicolae is that he doesn't watch any video,
00:49he only reads the comments, so that he doesn't know what I'm saying now, you can leave comments as you wish.
00:55Adi, you made this show possible, guys! We want a second part, Adi!
00:59Stop being sad and start being sad on the post, you're awesome!
01:03Whatever it means for us to grow up, it's welcome and it surprises Adi,
01:07because it seems like he was good to us at the show and he'll come again.
01:10Give us a like and I wish you happy holidays! Enjoy the video!
01:18Oh, my God!
01:19Yes, yes, yes!
01:20You're back!
01:21What?
01:22Make some noise!
01:25Roast Your Post, episode number 11!
01:2811!
01:3010 episodes, we managed to be judged, guys!
01:34I'm telling you now to watch the other episodes, because we don't know how many will be on YouTube.
01:39For those of you who don't know what Roast Your Post means,
01:41it's a show where we find out if you have followers, if you buy them or not.
01:44My specialists in every episode,
01:46a specialist in detecting single moms on Instagram,
01:49Alexandru Dobrota, please give him a round of applause!
01:53Oh, my God!
01:55I see you more often.
01:57A specialist in detecting how many nights you've slept in a room without a bed,
02:02Mirel Popinciuc.
02:06I accept.
02:08And the third specialist who detects how much money you could have made
02:12if you put an ad in your picture,
02:14Dracea Bogdan!
02:17These are the people I'm going to meet.
02:19Adalin CĆ¢rgea SÄruitÄn, specialist in implants.
02:23Those teeth came out of my head, not yet.
02:25Wait, Dracea, how much money would you have made if you were rich?
02:28I don't think so.
02:29You'd be dead.
02:31Don't argue before we thank our sponsor, Soundcreation,
02:35because we hear each other so well.
02:37And because it's a special episode for Christmas,
02:39because here's Christmas, right?
02:40Are you scared?
02:41Yes!
02:42Merry Christmas to you and your families!
02:46Look, in a few days it's Christmas.
02:48You can see it here and here.
02:50They don't really have Christmas clothes.
02:51It's summer.
02:53It's July.
02:54I'm so scared.
02:55I'm just thinking that it's the big week, good people,
02:58and because it's the big week, I couldn't...
03:00The big week isn't Easter?
03:05I'm scared, I'm just thinking that it's Christmas, good people,
03:08and because you wrote in the comments and we want to make you a Christmas gift,
03:12the special guest in this episode is none other than
03:15Adrian Nicolae!
03:18What?
03:20It's Romania!
03:21It's for you!
03:23He was in Greece!
03:27No, no, he was skiing in Austria.
03:29He was skiing because it's winter, damn it!
03:32It's winter.
03:38AdiČÄ, have you ever watched this show that's about to start right now?
03:42Yes.
03:44First of all, thank you very much for accepting.
03:47It didn't help us to come to this show.
03:49I know you have a lot of projects.
03:50Since it's the anniversary of Christmas,
03:53what Christmas is that without Nicolae?
03:58How nice, how nice.
03:59That's why he deserves those 100 euros.
04:02Apologize to these sheep.
04:05I couldn't let them go.
04:06It's on the money.
04:08No, it's not on the money.
04:09No one paid for the tickets.
04:10Now I think I didn't pay attention.
04:13I say we start with the first man of this evening.
04:15Let's see who it is.
04:17Come on, it's going to be good, Alex.
04:18Have faith.
04:20Just like you had with Pantofia last night.
04:24Have faith in yourself.
04:27Vlad, you shoot a frame, please,
04:28because it's a shame we don't have it.
04:31But catch it with your mouth closed.
04:32With your mouth closed.
04:40Let's see.
04:41But in the picture you took in red,
04:42he went crazy.
04:43Look at your face.
04:48Alex, what now?
04:51I yelled at that horse.
04:54His knees were shaking.
04:57Help!
04:59This is where you get problems with your knees.
05:02I find it incredible.
05:03Here it looks like it's karma.
05:08That's why he's on the chair.
05:09He's a trickster.
05:11You had a wedding, right?
05:12And at the wedding,
05:13do you think you took the pictures?
05:18No, it was Nas.
05:19Ah, it was Nas.
05:20Wait, because they're in the back.
05:21Now I saw.
05:23Ah!
05:26Yes.
05:27Good evening!
05:29You were Nas at your brother's wedding.
05:32Ah, nice.
05:33Very nice.
05:34Friends.
05:37Enjoy it, it seems to me like yesterday.
05:42Why did this boy sit down?
05:43Is this the interlope of you being Nas or what?
05:46Why are you sitting like this?
05:47Really, yes?
05:48I'll change it.
05:50Did you see how he did?
05:52Look, it's all...
05:53No, it's their sign.
05:54It's their sign.
05:55Ah, that's their scheme.
05:56How many women have you fucked in total?
05:59Your ass...
06:01Except for Mr. Interlope,
06:02if you look closely, I'm sorry.
06:03How stupid can it be
06:04that you don't know how to laugh softly?
06:07I'm pissing on you.
06:10Direct mother,
06:12Adi from VĆ¢lcea and Narcisa.
06:17And if Mileu is at those fish ponds,
06:19he stays like this on the TV.
06:23Neighbors.
06:25Our beautiful neighbor.
06:27Look, you're a window at the bathroom.
06:32Here I went to a gender reveal,
06:33but I didn't know what fireworks to take.
06:38What's up, boy, girl,
06:39hold on to the dynamo,
06:40my ass hurts.
06:41Alec, Alec.
06:44Here he laughed at me.
06:45Do you want to be Sofia?
06:48But at you,
06:49the man is always down
06:50and the girl has to...
06:52No, but we only have one chair at home.
06:54No, but only a few hemorrhoids.
06:58Wow, a chair would fit in this picture.
07:01We make a foot, my ass.
07:02Yes, thank you.
07:03Come on, dynamo.
07:05Stay like this,
07:06just because the reverse
07:07didn't fit on the street, I tell you.
07:09You keep the six,
07:10because I'll make the chair.
07:13Here when you were married,
07:14you or when you gave birth?
07:15No, when I entered Romania.
07:16When you were married?
07:21Too fast.
07:23Badalina, we won't take you now,
07:25we'll leave you.
07:26Of course, they are the same pictures, anyway.
07:28Only much more professional.
07:30No, in her pictures she is down.
07:34Look at this picture in the middle.
07:35Wait.
07:37My glasses got wet again in my hair.
07:41Is it between Ejador or Maluma,
07:42I don't realize.
07:44It could be anyone.
07:45It looks like that blouse
07:46started to braid on its own.
07:49I'm not crazy,
07:50I don't take pictures
07:51when I shave.
07:53It's my thing.
07:54Let me help you,
07:55who can?
07:56But wait,
07:57before,
07:58and after the beard.
08:01That contour
08:02on the beard is a shame,
08:03sportsman.
08:04Why are my deaths
08:05so beautiful,
08:06I don't understand.
08:07I came in nature
08:08to leave one row
08:09and leave two to fly.
08:11I'm a little upset
08:12because in every store
08:13they check me at the exit.
08:16I can't understand why.
08:21That's right, bro.
08:22That's right.
08:23Here, after she had
08:24a spray operation.
08:26This is Martin Scorcese.
08:28You said there are two wolves
08:29crossing the highway
08:30in front of me.
08:32There are two fake mustaches.
08:33Look at me.
08:35He has two glasses.
08:36Two bad men.
08:38Two bad men with mustaches.
08:41I also take pictures
08:42after I finish
08:43on their faces.
08:45But only theirs.
08:46I don't post them on Instagram.
08:48I mean,
08:49you have a little decency.
08:51The first time I understood
08:52what premature means,
08:53boom.
08:56That's how I learned
08:57a new word.
08:59Look here,
09:00this is the road.
09:01Look, that's about it.
09:02About one finger
09:03is between them.
09:05Do you know when you
09:06use the vacuum cleaner
09:07and it's only in the middle
09:08with the mouth like this?
09:10To see if it pulls well.
09:13But you squeeze hard
09:14because it has white fingers.
09:20Someone else took a picture of me,
09:21but why?
09:28Do you have something personal
09:29with your socks?
09:34Why the fuck are you laughing
09:35with your shoes on your feet?
09:38You laugh at him
09:39because he doesn't have socks.
09:40With T-shirts?
09:42He has socks, he has socks.
09:44Here, kiss the camera.
09:47I was wondering
09:48if I'll ever have a 6S
09:49in my life in 2023.
09:53I've always wanted to know
09:54what the iPhone smells like.
09:57No, I'm drunk,
09:58you're with that,
09:59I'm with that,
10:00you're my brother,
10:01we'll have fun.
10:02Tell me if you want
10:03to smell the phone.
10:05I think I'll have a 6S
10:06after this.
10:08Here, you'll explode
10:09in the attic after this.
10:12It's the first time
10:13I see a picture
10:14with older macanache
10:15and someone looks worse
10:16than macanache.
10:18Macanache used to be
10:19that macanache
10:20with an Ozan,
10:21the drummer.
10:24Macanache is in a hurry
10:25because he can't believe it.
10:28Macanache was upset
10:29because he took the watch.
10:32Hello, I also need
10:33something to get rid
10:34of some dust
10:35that came out
10:36in the toilet
10:37from the bathroom.
10:40It's not Katy Perry,
10:41it's Katy Perish.
10:49The flowers fell
10:50from her dress,
10:51did you see?
10:52And be careful,
10:53it's hot again.
10:57Dude,
10:58if you do that thing,
10:59the sauces will dry
11:00after a while.
11:07I think he said
11:08you're fat.
11:09Yes, a little.
11:10Anyway,
11:11it's soft.
11:13You're making me laugh
11:14and you're making me laugh.
11:17Here you don't realize
11:18which is the hair
11:19and which are the foams.
11:23Oh my God.
11:24Tell me, Bobinciu,
11:25that's a pretty big dick.
11:31Rolled by Mirel Bobinciu.
11:35Here you live
11:36what you've rolled
11:37for years.
11:38What came out here?
11:40Humor,
11:41what came out of your humor?
11:44This is an ugly doll,
11:45is it a dermatologist?
11:46You can clearly see
11:47the problem there
11:48is that you tried
11:49to twist it.
11:55Straight Cleopatra,
11:56Stratton and
11:57Edward Sandus.
12:00I'm not asking
12:01which one is which.
12:04This is the collection
12:05of truth,
12:06free of charge.
12:08I can't believe it.
12:09It has the whole collection
12:10of truth.
12:12And you're doing
12:13this shit with the eyes.
12:17That's why you said
12:18you were going to Chipico
12:19and you were going to do
12:20this shit with the eyes.
12:21You have some sort of
12:22cherry on you,
12:23I'm sure.
12:26He's the second one.
12:27She's the second one.
12:28Wow.
12:29How the hell?
12:30Your friend is so lucky.
12:35Cameraman.
12:38Taramadam.
12:42I think that's what
12:43your transvestite girlfriend
12:44looked like.
12:49The problem is
12:50that she doesn't necessarily
12:51look like Wednesday,
12:52she looks like that old lady
12:53who sings the loudest
12:54at the church, you know?
12:57She's Lurch disguised
12:58as Wednesday.
12:59Yes, yes, yes.
13:05It won't stop.
13:08Dude.
13:09Dude.
13:10Stop it.
13:11That's how it is
13:12at All-Inclusive.
13:13You just eat and drink.
13:16You're so dead
13:17to show yourself there.
13:19Breakfast, breakfast.
13:21The bridge opened
13:22from Mrs. Gica.
13:27But it's not very convenient
13:28that the bridge opened.
13:31It won't stay
13:32so long in the intersection.
13:33Look who's here
13:34at the wheel
13:35at a bar over there.
13:36So, the idea is
13:37that you don't look
13:38at my dick anymore, huh?
13:41Gypsies in religion.
13:48Oh, Mr. Captain.
13:50No, he was a host
13:51at the Marinari Rebellion.
13:55What?
13:56No, he's the first host
13:57with grades.
13:58Something strange
13:59happened to those guys,
14:00but I can't figure out
14:01exactly what.
14:02It's like they're trying
14:03to get away from each other.
14:05It's like they're trying
14:06to touch each other,
14:07but they're shy.
14:08No, the goats
14:09are one towards the other
14:10and they want to run
14:11towards each other.
14:12It's like he tried
14:13to cut his nail
14:14and he cut it in half.
14:16You know when you put
14:17the batteries in the remote
14:18but you put them wrong?
14:19It's minus to plus.
14:21Minus to minus.
14:23I think you've seen
14:24in the countries.
14:25You can see it
14:26in the navigator,
14:27of course,
14:28or in the guard jumper.
14:29They put me
14:30to guard the car.
14:32You made all
14:33of them.
14:35I said,
14:36Captain,
14:37I don't want
14:38anyone to get in.
14:43Someone else
14:44has a map
14:45and I'm disguised.
14:46Someone gave me
14:47some bullets.
14:48The water
14:49got into the village.
14:52Here's where
14:53my mother used to live.
14:56She took us all,
14:57but she didn't
14:58take our smiles.
15:00No one
15:01can take my smile
15:03away from me.
15:07On the right,
15:08a picture of
15:09washing your head
15:10in the chimney.
15:12It's clear
15:13that I don't know
15:14which side
15:15this is.
15:19Excuse me.
15:21Water.
15:23It's not fair.
15:28Don't make me laugh
15:29or I'll get rid of him.
15:31I'll get rid of him.
15:33Look,
15:34I think you're very close
15:35to realizing
15:36which is the right size
15:37for the forehead.
15:40The wig
15:41needs to be a bit more forward.
15:46Or the eyebrows
15:47need to be more mirrored.
15:49One centimeter.
15:50To get the right proportion.
15:51What's the difference?
15:53Yes, I understand
15:54what you mean by the wig.
15:56You can stay like this
15:57more often
15:58with your head.
16:00That's the advantage.
16:01You don't have to
16:02stick your head out anymore.
16:03You won't land on your head anymore.
16:04This is a YouTube video.
16:05Always pretend
16:06you got a message.
16:08Oh my God,
16:09we have a star!
16:12Justin from Hands!
16:13Oh, shit.
16:14Good.
16:15The first picture.
16:16The first picture.
16:17Anne is dictating
16:18what to do.
16:19Look at her,
16:20she's concentrating.
16:21She changed the rules.
16:23Look at her.
16:25Fuck you!
16:27Fuck you!
16:28I can't take it anymore.
16:30I was 16
16:31when I ate your sausage.
16:32Oh my God,
16:33what a beautiful woman.
16:36What happened?
16:37You're a great guy, Justin.
16:38Thank you very much.
16:40He's looking at the ass
16:41of a guy in front of him.
16:42Look at him.
16:43No, he's looking
16:44at someone's ass
16:45and at the scene at the same time.
16:47I was looking at Gheorghe
16:48in this picture.
16:49You could be
16:50if you didn't give him drugs
16:51to get high.
16:54What race is he?
16:55He's from Corcitura.
17:00I think he's the first
17:01in the tournament series
17:03and the guys do everything they want.
17:04Guys, please,
17:05if you want to make
17:06an ass in front of me,
17:07do something with your hair.
17:10Justin has his hair
17:11like the first page
17:12of any oracle.
17:14With hearts.
17:15Or week one
17:16at the CĆ¢rje implant.
17:23I want a leopard
17:24but with a handicap,
17:25if you don't mind.
17:27Did you take your grandma,
17:28brother?
17:29No, I didn't.
17:31Do I look like God to you?
17:32No, no.
17:35Let's change the paradigm.
17:41Let's start with Gojira.
17:44Let's talk about movies.
17:47Look, he even had a wig.
17:48He's from Curugol.
17:52CĆ¢rje Sanchi,
17:53he didn't see.
17:55What is he looking for
17:56in Dorian Popa's house?
17:57I don't get it.
18:00He took the wig
18:01but he's getting used to it.
18:08That's you with Gojira,
18:09right?
18:20When I was telling you
18:21about CĆ¢rje's activities,
18:22I was telling you
18:23about CĆ¢rje's activities.
18:32I haven't had a dick
18:33like this in a long time.
18:40Take a picture of me.
18:42Let Sarmalini come.
18:44He said,
18:45don't put your hand there.
18:48We're joking.
18:50It's like that kid
18:51who sees a towel for the first time.
18:55You wipe yourself with this.
18:57If you look at the picture
18:58when he's holding the hat,
19:00there's a small penis underneath
19:01and he's sucking his dick.
19:06But with eyes like this.
19:09One eye on the dick,
19:10one eye on the window.
19:13How can I show you
19:14how much I love you?
19:15Do you have her profile?
19:16I like these weird ones
19:17too.
19:20But now I understand.
19:27I understand the names.
19:28It's like I'm waiting
19:29to open a picture.
19:30No, no.
19:31That dick
19:32is more ficus.
19:35When was the first time
19:36you had this dick?
19:39I got it in my skin
19:40but I forgot to put
19:41the braces on.
19:44I'm risking it today.
19:46I'm apologizing to the mothers
19:47who are on their feet.
19:50The frame on them.
19:52Honestly, if you came with these
19:53you wouldn't get any hate.
19:56Look, this is how you should
19:57sit.
19:58I was waiting for the subway.
20:01I'm waiting for the next one
20:02when this one is in control.
20:07Ah, from here I have a new album
20:08HANDS, synthetic.
20:13Thank you very much.
20:15If you don't know HANDS
20:16I highly recommend it.
20:17Thank you very much, Justin.
20:19Thank you very much, Mara.
20:22The HANDS crew.
20:24Let's take Jonny.
20:26Let's take Jonny too.
20:32It's the HANDS bodyguard.
20:35It looks like he's stealing
20:36from Banclar.
20:41It looks like the HANDS manager.
20:43He's showing with his hands
20:44how two dinosaurs look
20:45when they kiss.
20:50Not all of them have to be
20:51soft on the kiss.
20:54I feel like I got too close
20:55to this body.
20:58I saw too much.
20:59You'd be afraid
21:00to be first with this guy
21:01who has a guitar in his hand
21:02and for him it's a white weapon.
21:06But you're afraid of him
21:07because he looks like
21:08the only interloper
21:09who plays the electric guitar.
21:12Mom has a picture
21:13with Machine Gun Kelly.
21:15But that guy knows
21:16where it would go very well.
21:17At the top of a pencil.
21:23Jonny Test.
21:25He photoshopped that horse
21:26with his hands.
21:28What was down there?
21:29Responsibility?
21:30Rent?
21:32Weren't they the tourniquets
21:33from the subway?
21:38Do we allow you
21:39to access your profile?
21:40Yes.
21:41Anyway, it's a sign.
21:42We don't care.
21:44He's the one
21:45who ruined the chick's life.
21:49Wait a minute.
21:50Where did you get
21:51this hat in Chupa Chups?
21:53What is Unita Popescu
21:54looking for in you?
21:56Don't you think
21:57this hat looks like
21:58a kid's hat?
21:59With the hat
22:00that he wore
22:01when he was 4 years old.
22:04You won't guess
22:05where I got these.
22:06With the whale tail?
22:09It's his wind cap
22:10from the back.
22:12The only one
22:13who came to the people's house
22:14without a car.
22:17I'll take a picture
22:18with the medal.
22:19After I set up
22:20those tents.
22:21It's the badge
22:22from the corporation.
22:24Look, a picture
22:25with the banner.
22:30It was a reptile.
22:31Exactly.
22:32We came to your dad
22:33to give him a flower.
22:39He was a great climber.
22:41Look,
22:42there he fell.
22:43There he fell.
22:46I put some rocks on him
22:47because that's what
22:48his parents liked.
22:51That's where I put
22:52the $243,000 credit.
22:54What do we have
22:55in the back?
22:56God help us.
22:57It needs to be renovated.
22:58At least we have a profile
22:59next to us.
23:00It's next to the subway.
23:01We don't care.
23:03You put those sticks
23:04like this.
23:06Man, it's beautiful.
23:07It's beautiful.
23:09I said we should make
23:10a rope without a rope.
23:12Someone took this from us.
23:17There was nothing left
23:18in the box.
23:19The thing is
23:20that if they take a picture
23:21they put a dog in the back
23:22that's sleeping.
23:24I wrapped it with the tent
23:25from the tent.
23:27Of course.
23:28As a parenthesis,
23:29I'm a partner
23:30with Simonyi
23:31from earlier.
23:32Cameraman.
23:35That means
23:37as a parenthesis
23:38he doesn't wear
23:39that scarf anymore.
23:41It's not a scarf,
23:42it's a hat.
23:44It's not part of the coat,
23:45right?
23:46Do you notice
23:47that he has pictures
23:48only with him?
23:49He's trying to show
23:50something else.
23:51Look, everyone.
23:53Radu Mazarek
23:54beats the wind.
23:56Look,
23:57daddy arrived
23:58on the dry land.
24:00This is the culture
24:01of Zanax.
24:03I'm going to kill you.
24:11You still have a little
24:12to learn from him.
24:14First of all,
24:15try to hold him like this.
24:18I was expecting
24:19some flowers to fall,
24:20some flowers on the stadium.
24:21I mean,
24:22did you feel it?
24:23Wait,
24:24don't ask for a transformation
24:25because he'll get up
24:26immediately.
24:27He can transform.
24:28Leave it like this.
24:29If it wasn't so cold
24:30it would have been like Targut.
24:33Look,
24:34who's leaving
24:35to see the rim?
24:37How can it be
24:3820 euros,
24:39a long shirt,
24:40pyjamas,
24:41and a t-shirt?
24:42Anyway,
24:43we can't get out of here.
24:44Yes, yes.
24:45Let him see
24:46the sea from here.
24:47Mr. Trambitas,
24:48how much can you sell me
24:49if...
24:53We don't know
24:54how to turn this around.
24:55We talk to each other.
24:59Let it be,
25:00at least we can hear each other.
25:02Yes.
25:04He made a parenthesis,
25:05but it's the opposite.
25:07It's exactly like the Romanians,
25:08they pulled their tongues
25:09all the way to the water.
25:14It looks like
25:15the car is parked here.
25:18The picture is from the car.
25:19Yes.
25:22Ilmaz is...
25:23He didn't take his wife's name,
25:24so that his name
25:25doesn't get lost.
25:26Ilmaz.
25:27He's from the Tecui area,
25:28which is very rare in Turkey.
25:30Everything is invisible.
25:38I hope you didn't
25:39make any mistakes
25:40even now.
25:45How bad.
25:46But look,
25:47at least in the circle,
25:48look at the picture from below.
25:51Honey, are you still here?
26:00Is he here, too?
26:02Yes, yes.
26:05Someone should turn him
26:06towards the stage.
26:12God, give me a break.
26:15How bad.
26:16Look, here,
26:17I was looking at the picture,
26:18but she also put it,
26:19so she wouldn't be alone.
26:20She said,
26:21I'll stay with you, baby.
26:22It looks like we're
26:23looking at each other in the sun.
26:24No, I'll describe you
26:25where you are.
26:26She put the radio,
26:27and she said
26:28I'm at home,
26:29at the TV.
26:32Mother,
26:33how much does a photo-video cost?
26:34Mother,
26:36how the fuck
26:37is 12 million a year?
26:40I'll keep the name
26:41Ilmaz.
26:45Can we come in
26:46to you, too?
26:47Anyway,
26:48let's come in.
26:50So, you're the Turk.
26:52Yes, I am.
26:53And you came to our country
26:54to take our women?
26:56Really?
26:59They needed a sponge.
27:01I'll take care of their hair.
27:03Adem,
27:04Adem.
27:05Adem,
27:06Adem.
27:07You can put an Audi here.
27:10Of course, you still have a front pod.
27:11Yes, yes, yes.
27:13Go, go, go, go, go.
27:15But it looks like it's naked.
27:16No, no, no.
27:18It's not a grill.
27:19It's straight.
27:21Go, go, go.
27:22All the way down?
27:23All the way down.
27:25Let me guess.
27:26Allergies?
27:28You overdo it.
27:30But I don't like it
27:31when they hit me with this.
27:33I mean, some people do it,
27:34but I don't.
27:35I mean, I don't dress differently
27:36to show off or something.
27:37Oh, my God.
27:38No, no, no.
27:39I do it for health.
27:40Exactly.
27:42Some people would say
27:43that I run away from hunger.
27:45Oh, man,
27:46how ugly you would dress,
27:47Florinel Coma.
27:51Florin's son
27:52will be ten years old.
27:56Oh, man,
27:57how ugly you would dress,
27:58Rucu Aes.
27:59Wow.
28:00You would say
28:01that you're a candidate
28:02somewhere in the country.
28:03Cheapskate,
28:04we're not here
28:05to piss you off.
28:07And if not,
28:08at least to buy you
28:09an aperitif.
28:11And if not,
28:12at least to reinstall
28:13your Windows.
28:15This is the end
28:16of The Shack
28:17from Rosiori.com.
28:18Here we go.
28:21But no, don't leave.
28:22The first one is a rehearsal.
28:24The bus driver
28:25from the traffic light
28:26will be here.
28:32Oh, man,
28:33the family of reggae
28:34will be here.
28:37It's Ana Maria.
28:39Direct.
28:41Follow the family.
28:46Yes, yes.
28:47It doesn't even matter.
28:48It works.
28:49It stays.
28:50Wait,
28:51let's see
28:52what's on YouTube.
28:53I say I swear
28:54to him
28:56Don't go there.
28:58Justine!
29:17Very good.
29:18Thank you very much.
29:20Here,
29:21I closed the washing machine.
29:22Come back tomorrow.
29:25In the end,
29:26I don't have 50 bucks,
29:27but it's mine,
29:28that's what bothers me.
29:29But look
29:30what a doll
29:31this asphalt made.
29:32Are you crazy?
29:37When you thank the lady
29:38from the apartment a lot.
29:41So, lady,
29:42are you sure it's a bat?
29:45Where's the ball?
29:46Find the ball.
29:53Direct.
29:54Teeth.
29:55Teeth repair.
29:57I think someone
29:58who has a girl
29:59with teeth
30:00will fuck a bat
30:01right now.
30:02Yes, yes, yes.
30:04He already stopped her.
30:07He got mad.
30:08Yes, here,
30:09at this car.
30:10That's it.
30:11That's it.
30:13And for our bat
30:14it's the ideal terrain,
30:15just like it says in the comment.
30:17How do I see it?
30:18Now,
30:19don't you want to see it?
30:20Why did he get down
30:21until he hit the road?
30:23Let's tease him a little more.
30:24Maybe that was in the picture.
30:25Yes, play with him,
30:26he's laughing.
30:27Look at the picture with him.
30:29The plumbs,
30:30give them to my ass.
30:32I don't have time,
30:33I'm on vacation at this time.
30:34Give them to my ass.
30:36You can't use them.
30:39Ah, here,
30:40I think he's looking
30:41at Popinciuc's ass.
30:45He found a mouth on the street.
30:48You're a dentist,
30:49crazy man.
30:50He's not a dentist,
30:51come on,
30:52be a little more logical.
30:53I mean,
30:54my ass is pulling on the cart.
30:56People,
30:57good jokes like these
30:58and many others,
30:59from the 15th of January
31:00in cinematography.
31:01No, no.
31:02The movie,
31:03Claus and Barroso.
31:04No.
31:05Tell me a joke.
31:06Hashtag,
31:07no ass.
31:08No ass in that movie.
31:09I'm busy with
31:10some swearing in the movie.
31:12Tell me a joke,
31:13from the 15th of January
31:14in cinematography.
31:15The 16th of January
31:16in cinematography.
31:20No!
31:21No!
31:22No!
31:23No!
31:28No!
31:31I think I want
31:32to break up.
31:36The 21st of January.
31:37Yes.
31:40I'm done with him.
31:41And then,
31:42the 14th of January.
31:44What?
31:45The 31st of January.
31:46What?
31:47The end of January.
31:50The beginning of February.
31:52Do you want to know
31:53from us
31:54that we have
31:55the Palace Hall
31:56on the 31st of January?
31:58Does this look like Christmas?
31:59No, it's Christmas.
32:00It's Christmas now.
32:01Merry Christmas!
32:04People,
32:05because it's Christmas,
32:06we have a discount
32:07until the 31st of January,
32:08December.
32:09December.
32:10Until the 31st of December,
32:11Christmas Pack.
32:13If you buy three
32:14plus one,
32:15for free.
32:16We can put a T-shirt
32:17with the Palace Hall.
32:18Come on,
32:19you advertise.
32:21Tell me,
32:22what do you prefer?
32:23Cocktails and wine
32:24or cocktails and amethysts?
32:26And Tobi with me?
32:29It's like he's pulling his pants
32:30to get out of the car.
32:31That's better.
32:32You know that
32:33there's no place
32:34for him
32:35to get out of the car.
32:41I'm on fire.
32:42You know,
32:43that mustache
32:44and that hair
32:45of yours
32:47No, we don't know.
32:50I think he looks like
32:51PetricÄ-MĆ¢ntu-Stoian's son.
32:53Or like my head
32:54with headphones.
32:58People,
32:59it was great to be here.
33:00Thank you very much
33:01for being here
33:03in the hall.
33:05If you watch YouTube
33:06with this joke,
33:07we wish you
33:08a Merry Christmas!
33:10And everything you want
33:11because it's
33:12the family's holiday.
33:13It's the family's holiday.
33:16Show us the family's holiday.
33:18Don't forget to like,
33:19comment.
33:20Thank you very much
33:21for watching us.
33:22Applause for my friends
33:23Dobroda,
33:24Mirel Popinciuc,
33:25Dracea and of course
33:26the special guest
33:27Nicolae
33:28from January 16th
33:29in Cinematografe
33:30with Mikuţu
33:31with the movie
33:32Claus and Barroso.
33:34Nicolae,
33:35one last message
33:36for the people
33:37who spent a Christmas night
33:38with us.
33:39I'm sorry for those
33:40who didn't get to be
33:41roasted.
33:43I want to invite you
33:44on Christmas.
33:45So please stay
33:46for 10 minutes.
33:49Adiţa,
33:50thank you very much.
33:52See you at the cinema
33:53and of course
33:54on the 31st
33:55maybe you'll come
33:56to the Sala Palatului.
33:57No, I say
33:58to leave it
33:59only with unknown people.
34:03See you in the next episode.
34:04Thank you very much
34:05for being in the hall
34:06and watching YouTube.
34:09Applause for the people
34:10who are brave
34:11and get involved
34:12in their business.
34:13Thank you,
34:14have a good night.
34:15Bye!