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00:00But they take a shish-shish
00:06I limba a direct Merlin Manchon
00:11Merlin Hamon
00:23Spoon it in it
00:30Hey, this is the last episode of the Roadster Post series this season, we'll see you in the fall with a new episode, so give us a like, enjoy the episode, especially since it's a special episode, on YouTube in Romania is the premiere of Dracea and Costi Max, the first time it appears in a clip in which Selly does not appear, so let's give likes, 10,000 likes, let's enjoy the episode
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00:58Come on, Selly, let the boy go
01:00Give us a like, please
01:10We are in Nair
01:12Let someone stop us
01:16Let someone give us a report until we get viral
01:18Until we get viral
01:20Hello and welcome to the Roadster Post show, the show where we treat you as if we were your parents, that is, we look at your pictures and then we draw the same conclusion, yes, you have to hire us.
01:28We are very grateful to this show that we have with us our sponsors Soundcreation, who gave us these headsets with which we can hear ourselves
01:36Wow, yes
01:38This bubble is getting bigger and bigger, I can't wait to be like this
01:40I also want to thank my colleagues who are with me in every episode, so applause for Bogdan, Drăci, Mirel Popi and Alex Copri
01:50And Madi Civgi
01:52It's me
01:54Because I had complaints from Drăcea that he doesn't want to come to this show anymore because he feels much better at Selly
02:02We had to choose between being one of us laughing throughout the show or bringing a polygraph test here
02:10And he's already a retard
02:12Of these two options, I chose the cheapest option, so I invited Costi Mos
02:20You can't believe it
02:22Take care of the TV here, easy
02:24Hello guys
02:26What was on the scene, what did you say?
02:28You said Drăcea and you said Mos
02:30Take care of the TV
02:32Many of you know these guys, they were on that show where they took you to a farm
02:36They put you at the farm
02:38And they beat us up
02:40And they beat us up
02:42Selly just changed the host
02:44He's a real billionaire
02:46But you were at the Booth House, right?
02:48Try to look like it now
02:50What's going on?
02:52This is Team Jorga, it's Fierti
02:56I don't know if we're officially together, but I think we are
02:58Are you ready?
03:00Good people kissed each other
03:02We'll tell you this in the movie
03:04When is the movie coming out?
03:06April 23rd
03:08Costi, thank you very much for being here
03:10How are you? Do you follow people on Instagram?
03:12Yeah
03:14Do you know people in the audience you'd like to start with?
03:20Roberto Carlos
03:22I was in the same class with him
03:24And in high school
03:26He's Roberto Carlos, but he's not Roberto Carlos
03:30His name is Robert Caragia
03:32You got here so well, Costi
03:34You have one of those faces
03:36You can choose them as default
03:38At Skyrim
03:42This is that picture
03:44Why did you save money?
03:46Who has it?
03:50I have a friend who had a stroke
03:52Who has the disease?
03:54What do you do for a living?
03:56I'm a hiker
03:58Shaolin hiker
04:00Game?
04:02Good people
04:04Who play FIFA
04:06When it comes out
04:08Mirele, you know what's going on
04:10When she runs with...
04:12Yeah
04:14He tested for Red Dead Redemption
04:20He wanted to see if it's the same
04:22He tested for Simpsons
04:26He tested for Simpsons and he got Simpsons
04:30How are you dressed here?
04:32If you didn't say you're gay, you'd be at the doctor's
04:34It looks like you're wearing a tie
04:36It's like Peaky Blinders
04:40He tested for Breton
04:42He didn't make it
04:44Really?
04:46It's full of Breton
04:48He tested for Florin Bratu
04:50He commented on Florin Bratu
04:52He commented on Florin Bratu
04:54He's a bro
04:56He's on Florin Bratu
04:58What did you test for Florin Bratu?
05:00Crampons?
05:02Florin Bratu appears in FIFA
05:04How do you know Florin Bratu?
05:06Honestly, I broke the account
05:10That's why Florin Bratu has 90 in FIFA
05:14It was a comment
05:16Florin Bratu
05:18Florin Bratu
05:20He commented on Florin Bratu
05:22He commented on Florin Bratu
05:28Diana Stoica
05:30Are you here?
05:32What are you doing, teacher?
05:36He wouldn't have this flower if we weren't here
05:40If everyone took this bouquet
05:42I'll take a picture of you next to Passat
05:44Oh, a picture with Emi
05:46From the late night
05:48If it was 2008, I'd go crazy
05:50I thought it was a carousel
05:52I thought Cucu and Cuza would appear
05:54What is Diana doing?
06:02You can see after this picture
06:04From Massimo Dutti
06:06That's what I do
06:08When I'm naked, I take a picture with the whole team
06:10Great!
06:12You helped me to promise them
06:14You send me to the dressing room
06:16Thank you very much, team, for staying 3 hours after me
06:18So they don't take anything
06:2055!
06:22I think it's you
06:24You look good
06:26But you made it out of clay
06:30From mud
06:32It's a mud ball, it goes back and forth
06:34I didn't have money for cake
06:36I took 19 ice creams and I made them like this
06:38They melted in the car
06:40If he wasn't 55, I'd say he was hiding an erection
06:46But 55 isn't the number of the years
06:48It's not
06:50What do you see in the hospital
06:52When you're naked in the dressing room
06:56Like the Academy of Economic Studies
06:58Come on, it's the whole day's break
07:02What the fuck
07:04How fast the years have passed
07:06Really?
07:0825 years have passed, but the cake is the same
07:12Are you a birthday photographer or what?
07:14Why do you have a picture with Sandu Ciorba on Instagram?
07:20They made it with olive, not cake
07:24At a glass of spritz here in the bedroom
07:28But the boy on the right seems to have it in his pocket
07:32He had it because he didn't know how to take a picture
07:34He was walking around
07:36You take a picture, I take a pair of blouses on the right
07:38It seems they were having fun
07:40He put it in his pocket
07:42Look how elegant they are
07:44And they energized in Carrefour
07:48This is a New Year's Eve at Wacky
07:52But it's at Hanna Hanna
07:56Well, thank you very much, Diana
07:58We wish you a wonderful life
08:00And maybe we'll meet again at 56
08:0256 years, maybe we'll meet again
08:06Make a cake with Roster Post at 56
08:08Or at least make a cake
08:10At least buy one
08:12Yes, buy one
08:14Let's see
08:16When I was in the last bench, I did exactly the same
08:18The last bench from chemistry
08:20When I was little
08:22You say it's the last bench
08:26Do you know what else is missing?
08:28A formation with all the players
08:30I had a wall in the back of the block
08:32Made with rubber tattoos
08:36You say it's The Motants if he only sang about drugs
08:40No, it's the double of Kid in the videos
08:42When he rides on the motorbike
08:46I'm starting to work tonight
08:50DJ or barman at Xperia
08:52What do you choose?
08:54Did you get a tattoo here or was it a leg surgery?
08:56I can't tell
08:58He was doing injections
09:02What a naked look he had
09:04Were you on E-Jobs here?
09:06I'm not a client at all
09:08Can I sit down a bit?
09:10He was checking out his ex-colleagues on LinkedIn
09:14I think he broke his head once
09:16And he was left behind
09:18And he told him to do a contour
09:20Look, it was sweat
09:22Why did Iuria burn her mouth when the boy didn't work?
09:24Look, sweat from camera 15
09:26Rava before Faimă
09:30Look, Carmen from Sălcioa
09:32And Curita Sterp before
09:34Cleșani
09:38Until what time do you answer that you have a menu for the day?
09:42We only stay for 3 minutes
09:44Because these will fall down on us
09:48Let's put our heads in the air
09:50So they don't fall
09:52Oh, man
09:56It's like Merlin Manchon
09:58Merlin Hamon
10:00The honest joker
10:04Clau
10:06Do you have a cut tongue?
10:08And how does the soup taste?
10:12I'm more curious how the pizza tastes
10:16It's pizza but with a bit of baking
10:18When he tastes something
10:20And he freezes it
10:24Every time
10:26When he eats pizza
10:28He takes it out
10:30That's how you eat pizza
10:34Are you still here?
10:36How many repetitions
10:38I still have
10:40If you want you can do it on my chest
10:42No, take a seat
10:44I don't mind
10:46How do I get rid of this thing?
10:48Can you help me?
10:50We both have the face of
10:52Take a picture of me
10:54Maybe she was already doing it
10:58Let me kiss you
11:00Because you peed well
11:02Guess where we peed
11:06In the assholes
11:08Who's buying that on the left?
11:10In the assholes
11:12Samsung organizes a competition
11:14Hey, hey, hey
11:16Samsung has more friends
11:18Let's be careful with the tongue
11:22I understood
11:24They all said
11:28This is the teacher from the faculty
11:30He knows you did 18 years
11:36Is the exam going well?
11:38No, I'm dressed like this
11:40When Diric gets in
11:52What an original content
11:54He did what the policemen do at a 20-year-old newspaper
12:00When you drop what you need at the bus stop
12:04Wait a minute, miss
12:06We're almost there
12:08Where are we in a hurry?
12:10If we turn right here
12:12We'll get there faster
12:14I thought I was kissing your mother
12:22I took the pictures like this
12:24I love her so much
12:26She was getting more likes
12:30Likes?
12:38I'm getting old
12:40First of all, leave this
12:42Don't get upset
12:44Friday night
12:46But the cat only knew this
12:52Hello, I'm our TV instructor
12:56If the tutorial goes well, I'll fuck you
12:58First day
13:00We have to dress up
13:02It's like a casting
13:04It's not a casting
13:06I'll take one more picture
13:10Direct Tarzan
13:12Vlad Soran homosexual
13:18Theology teacher
13:20What does the patient see at the doctor on the internet?
13:22What does Farfuria see at Chef Dumitrescu?
13:30We're with Ramon at the radio
13:32Make-up artist
13:34But also with Freddie Mercury
13:36Not so much now that I see you better
13:42I did a make-up
13:44From what I had left
13:46What was left on the table last night?
13:48I had mustard last night
13:50How do I make my eyes look bigger?
13:54Look what was there
13:56Hard winter
13:58Make-up, make-up
14:00We'll make some money
14:02That's the news
14:04When you jump into a small pool
14:08Those woods
14:10What does the wood see?
14:12B.O.B.
14:14Ok, yeah
14:16The first time when you hold a mouse
14:18But you make-up so aggressively
14:20So they can't see that you're not fancy
14:24We had more girls with make-up
14:26But you're the only one
14:28I think you should have clients
14:30To have girls with make-up
14:32I think that's how it works
14:34I'm at the beginning of a period
14:36Norris
14:38DJ
14:40Producer, house and tech, house addict
14:42Do you know about football?
14:44Yes
14:46He's a DJ, of course he knows about football
14:50But why is your face running?
14:52It's like the teacher
14:54If he was teaching music
14:58What does that gesture mean?
15:00Why are you holding your headphones?
15:02To hold your arm?
15:06And the dedications
15:10Do you know how fun it was
15:12If no one took an interview?
15:16Those two who were in front went to the bathroom
15:18Yes, so I started in 2008
15:22The parents at the beginning didn't agree
15:24But look now
15:26You said that you're at Pro TV
15:28And you go, you have concerts
15:30Yes, but when do they play football?
15:32In the evening, I'm free
15:34When I'm at the bar, I play
15:36DJs, we'll see how it goes
15:38Another successful set, thank you all
15:46Tell me, how is Carla's Dream?
15:50It was Halloween
15:52Didn't you see that alien at the paper house?
15:56Yes
16:00But it would have been a better idea to reverse it
16:04Dragnea Ndreie
16:06Dragnea's daughter
16:08Dragnea
16:10That's what Dragnea's daughter would say
16:12100%
16:1422 years old, how old should her father be?
16:20Look, so good to be free
16:26You should put her on Whatsapp
16:28Here she was singing at PSD
16:32Liviu Dragnea, PSD
16:34Let's get out of here, what do you do, Andreea?
16:36I'm an English teacher
16:38English
16:40Oh shit, let's get out of here
16:42Yes
16:44Do you have problems with your back?
16:48Once in a while
16:50The dream was to be a sports teacher
16:52Yes
16:54Did you choose to be a sports teacher or just a meditator?
16:56What classes?
17:00And for good, an offer
17:06Look at these guys
17:08Did you have authority in front of them at 22 years old?
17:10Teacher, fuck you teacher
17:14We don't need no teacher
17:18Are you here, Elena?
17:20Is that how you call her?
17:22Elena?
17:24The bigger the shame
17:26You can also call her Lena
17:30Or maybe you can call her Rusinell-Ena
17:36She looks like a shepherd
17:38I was at the agronomy festival
17:42What do you do? Let's get out of here
17:44Elena, what do you do?
17:46I'm an agronomist
17:48No, wait a minute
17:50Are you friends with Dracea?
17:54And how do we do?
17:58This is exactly the picture with
18:00Lena, hold the kid, because he's also in that picture
18:06What's going on here?
18:08I have a tiger box
18:12Put my right hand here
18:14I put the tiger in the sun
18:18We have a tiger
18:20We only have cabanos at Profi
18:22I'll give them two more minutes and we'll put them in the bread
18:24Is this the cashier of the year?
18:30Big mistake here
18:32The plane is not lined
18:34What the fuck?
18:38Don't tell us the brand
18:40I said Omega?
18:42What the fuck?
18:44Oh, you're friends with Omega
18:46I'll be honest
18:48There are some Omegas
18:50that are very tight
18:52I don't know if you noticed
18:54and there's always a woman who fucks with my dick
18:56And Omega is the problem
19:00We want you to solve this situation
19:02There should be two women
19:06Or at least a professional woman
19:08Just for the bread
19:10She's always paying
19:12and she's looking for her Omega card
19:14And I'm a little shy
19:16And I'm trying to get through
19:18And they always have a target
19:20They touch boys' asses
19:22Tell us
19:24I've had it with all of them
19:26What about your boy?
19:30We've been telling them for a long time
19:32The women at Omega are crying
19:34because it's a boy who fucks with my dick
19:36I'm a little shy
19:38I'm a little shy
19:40I'm a little shy
19:42A picture with a book and a bit of glue
19:44Hello! Did you know that we're filming
19:46on the 29th of April?
19:48Yes, you found out too late
19:50because it's already sold out
19:52But wait, don't close the video
19:54we'll be launching another show
19:56on the same day at 6
19:58We're waiting for you to film
20:00You can find the tickets in the description
20:02And you got a discount on the corner
20:04And this Samsung has a Zoom 45
20:06He was filming from another stadium
20:10But Sambapola, you took all the pictures in San Andreas
20:12Yes
20:14And you and Gagica, everywhere
20:18Excuse me
20:20You have to be on TV
20:22So they didn't take you
20:24Well done, Remus!
20:28Well done, dad
20:30I'll put all this reaction when he has a picture with a girl
20:34You can't
20:36What do you do, Prado?
20:38Programming
20:40Let's see
20:42You need to have this physique
20:44But you like your tattoos a lot
20:46Yes
20:48Seriously, I didn't notice
20:50He likes it too
20:54Maybe give him a Dentastix
20:58What are you doing? Are you a fan of Shelly?
21:00You were with him at the national team
21:02Programming
21:06Programming
21:08He's programming deliveries
21:10It's a shame I had to take off my pants
21:14Why did you take a cold shower that day?
21:16Well done, 6Corona
21:18Good
21:20Is it naked?
21:22I think it's a handbag from Corona
21:26Deodorant
21:28Deodorant
21:30When I see this picture
21:32I feel like I'm 6 years old and I'm watching ProTV
21:34And I'm asking my mom to call Santa
21:36But where is he?
21:38He's in the back
21:40He smells like ass
21:44He was in the bathroom
21:46Tell him to die
21:48This is not an advertisement
21:50I want to live longer
21:54Sir, it looks like Priguana
21:56Didn't you see that he was in the movie?
22:02Wait, where are you throwing yourself?
22:04Tell him it's in English
22:08Help us a little
22:10Help us a little
22:14Smile, it's free therapy
22:16What are you selling?
22:18I'm here for you
22:22Program a meeting
22:24How free are you, Mirel?
22:26Bad
22:30I don't think he's ready to organize my life
22:32I really programmed him
22:34You need about 20 years of experience
22:38So, life coach
22:42What does life coach mean exactly?
22:44Do you say it like a psychologist?
22:46Good
22:48First lesson
22:50First lesson
22:52First lesson
22:56No, but seriously, what does it mean?
22:58A dog would tell you to jump over a table
23:04Five times a day, jump over a table
23:08Do you know where you're going wrong?
23:12You want to be hot, but you don't pull hard
23:16Life is like a ladder
23:18It lifts you up
23:20I thought it was a roller
23:24I thought it lifted me up
23:26This is the first lesson Mirel gets wrong
23:28Do you see a ladder or a machine?
23:32Please tell me, is this blue or gold?
23:34Here
23:36I explained to the driver that I should work less
23:38And I drove an Uber
23:40I called an Uber, but it was bad
23:42Work for yourself, not for the other person's dream
23:46I made a coke for the guy, it was about 35 RON
23:48Maybe no one will put their hand on me
23:52How bad was Soshoaca in the past?
23:58Here we see a horse with the right attitude
24:04This is what you see at Unirii when it's crowded at 10 in the morning
24:08This is what life has to show
24:12Open the window, I'll put them here
24:14Close the window, the air is going
24:18We'll call someone
24:22He read the last minute
24:26Close the window
24:30You look like Vlad Nemtsov
24:34Talk a little
24:36Vlad Nemtsov, but cute
24:40This is what life has to show
24:42This is what life has to show
24:46This is what life has to show
24:52The million was not in my pocket
24:56This is what life has to show
25:06I gave the bee to the cat
25:12It looks like the first lava in the open air.
25:25And at the reference point?
25:26And at the reference point, because there's another lava somewhere else.
25:29You got it in place again.
25:31It smells like lava at the reference point.
25:33It has a reference point, lava.
25:35Guess where the other hand was.
25:39Professional barber.
25:41Are you a professional barber?
25:44Something like that.
25:45How do you know when you're a professional barber?
25:48Because you don't have a beard anymore.
25:54Wow, together it's 108 horses.
25:57But it looks like he's training for the traffic lights, you know?
26:00To take both sides at the same time.
26:02You say, where do I suck it?
26:09Did you jump with the parachute?
26:10No, but they all fucked up on the plane.
26:13It was the best party ever on a plane.
26:16Ah, we have to jump at the end.
26:19Ronaldo and Nani are getting ready for the free kick.
26:24Say that it's Mr. Ospatar.
26:27Ospatar and Piccolo.
26:29But look how good the barber is, he left his wound, Lutas, because it's here next to the hair.
26:33He moved a little, Lutas.
26:35He was getting ready to give him the stem, Lutas.
26:38Oh, hello!
26:42If you remember that picture, when he was standing on the wall with his foot,
26:44next to him was a synthetic.
26:45What he was giving him over the fence, he was running to get it.
26:48And he took a picture in the meantime.
26:51Waiting for someone to hit him hard.
26:54To die if I understand what he was doing with his eyes all day.
26:57That's a rare picture, to die.
27:00I'm on the first page and I'm sleepy to death.
27:02He took my coffee to come back, damn it.
27:05The lady was in the war, but tell me how it was then.
27:09Here I was trying a unisex strawberry.
27:12It has on the chair, that wood, baby tuna.
27:15I think he cut his nose, after he ate.
27:19And look, and the amulet is hanging in the middle there.
27:25It's direct.
27:27What are you doing here?
27:28Tuna, ice cream box with two flavors.
27:32Aha, Bobber.
27:34Oh, Coi, are you the little boy?
27:37Or is it Jean?
27:39No.
27:41But I know who he is. Can I say it, Ștefan?
27:43Can I say it?
27:44Yes.
27:45It's the boy with the curly hair, Coi.
27:47I realized from here, because he's holding the phone.
27:50That's the only way I can talk to him.
27:52The phone is broken.
27:54He has to move away all the time, because he's holding the phone.
27:56He told me that he only fucks with horsemen.
28:02Say it with my lady.
28:05I fuck with horsemen.
28:07Aha.
28:08And if they look at me on the block, how crazy.
28:10At school.
28:11You know when they say that if they take you a ball, you give it to them at school?
28:14Yes.
28:15That's how they played at school.
28:16They found the ball there.
28:18After he gave it to them at school, they all left.
28:20They played at school.
28:21Now, where are you going to give us?
28:22Bullying.
28:25You see, he's a troublemaker.
28:27How many horsemen do you have in your head in one night?
28:29How many horsemen do you have in your head in one night?
28:31That's what I was thinking.
28:32They left the car like some clowns.
28:35Four posters, Dragos, right?
28:36Good.
28:37Thank you very much.
28:38Let's hear it.
28:41Good.
28:42Someone did it.
28:43He did all of them yesterday.
28:45Let's stay with Dragos all the time.
28:47Do you have a shirt that's not a brand?
28:50You're talking.
28:54He kicked him in the ass.
28:57If your name is Cârși, you're in trouble.
28:59Do you have a shirt that's not a brand, but you took it from the trunk?
29:02Oh, shit.
29:03That pervert.
29:04You didn't want the boys at the table to know that you're a boomerang.
29:08I'm friends with them, but not that much.
29:11Do you have one at Closet Coe?
29:13Broken.
29:14It says broken, but it was hungry.
29:17Broken, but he didn't say why.
29:19He just said broken.
29:20Dragos, what are you doing with your life?
29:21You don't have a life.
29:22Oh, Cryptobros.
29:27The first logarithm.
29:30We could fuck a bit, but look at this table.
29:38This was Rău Scorpos, people.
29:40The last one of this season.
29:42Maybe we'll start again in the fall.
29:44I want to thank you for watching the episode,
29:46for being in the room and allowing us to bathe you.
29:49I want to applaud my colleagues,
29:51Dobrata Popinciuc, Drăcea and Mare.
29:55And the guest of this episode,
29:57Costiv Max!
30:01His whole family applauded him.
30:06Don't forget the likes, the comments.
30:08If you want to go to the film Buzzhaus,
30:10which will be in cinemas,
30:11you can see these guys.
30:12And I will appear with Dobrata and Popinciuc
30:14at some point at the premiere.
30:18The film will be in cinemas on the 23rd of April.
30:21We'll see you in the fall with Rău Scorpos' new season.
30:24Until then, what else? Follow us everywhere.
30:26Announce Iași!
30:27I won't announce Iași yet.
30:28We'll come to Iași in the summer with Rău Scorpos.
30:30I won't announce more. Follow us on Instagram.
30:32Thank you, guys, and I want you to applaud them again
30:34for getting involved in this thing.
30:36It's Monstru Time!