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00:00Good morning, Rise and Shine, everyone!
00:09You're listening to Morioh Radio.
00:11Kai Harada here, keeping you company on this beautiful morning.
00:15The day is shaping up to be a great one, and I have just what the doctor ordered.
00:20So sit back, relax, and enjoy.
00:50Well, we're back in business.
01:10The reception usually clears up once you're past the tower.
01:13Anyway, is this your first time visiting Morioh?
01:16Sure is.
01:17Got anything to share?
01:19In terms of recommendations?
01:22Oh, the miso-marinated beef tongue is real good.
01:26Anything suspicious?
01:27Strange incidents?
01:28Sorry, sir, but I'm afraid I don't know much when it comes to oddball stuff like that.
01:34Would you kindly remind me of your destination?
01:37We're going to the front of the station.
01:40Right.
01:41Almost there.
01:43Good freaking grief.
01:46I swear this better not be what I think it is.
01:58It happened in April 1999.
02:01It was my first day of high school, and I was about to make two very bizarre friends.
02:07I was about to become a high schooler and wondered what the others would be like.
02:11In case you were wondering, my name's Koichi Hirose, though I guess it's not that important.
02:17Anyway, I was nervously walking myself to class when-
02:19What?
02:20But didn't I just- And I thought all my stuff went flying everywhere!
02:32What the heck's going on?
02:33Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
02:35A giant!
02:36He's gotta be over 190 centimeters tall!
02:39Hey, maybe you can help me out.
02:42Here's the thing.
02:43I've come here to find the Higashikata family.
02:45Higashikata?
02:46Let's see...
02:47Maybe an address will jog your memory.
02:49Does Josenji 16 ring a bell?
02:52Jotaro Kujo.
02:54You can get to Josenji pretty easily by taking the number three bus.
02:57It won't be long before another one comes around.
03:00Thanks, kid.
03:02The first guy that I met was Jotaro Kujo.
03:06Later on, I found out he was 28 years old and a marine explorer.
03:09Apparently, academics knew him best for his outstanding research in the field of ecology.
03:15There's this fierceness about him, but he also seems really intellectual.
03:18Wow.
03:19Hey!
03:20You another freshman, little man?
03:22Aren't you gonna introduce yourself?
03:24Right!
03:25Yes, sir!
03:26I'm Koichi Hirose.
03:27A freshman!
03:28Good morning, sir!
03:29Nice to meet you!
03:30Yeah!
03:31That's more like it, brunt!
03:32Man, that was a close one.
03:36You don't have to worry about them.
03:38I'm sure they'll find a different bus and go about their business.
03:40What do you think you're doing, dickface?
03:42Who do you think you are?
03:45Well, if you really must know, it seems this little turtle I found just woke up from hibernation.
03:51But turtles give me the willies.
03:53It takes all my courage to even touch their shells.
03:55So I thought today would be a good day to finally conquer my fears.
03:58Buddy, does it look like I give a shit?
04:00Get up, you weirdo!
04:02Well, now.
04:12You've got some height for such a pathetic freshman.
04:15But here's the deal.
04:16You can dress like a poppy sprig if you want to, but first you have to pay your respects
04:21to us, got it?
04:22Can you not do that, please?
04:23Reptiles really freak me out.
04:25They're all so creepy.
04:27Just who do you think you're smirking at, pretty boy?
04:32Forgive me, sir.
04:34I didn't know how things were done.
04:36That's kind of funny, because I've put a lot of guys in the hospital whose last words were
04:40the exact same as yours.
04:41You need to learn some respect, dumbass!
04:43Unless you want to end up like this stupid turtle!
04:48Man, this guy is heartless.
04:50But hey, I'm feeling merciful.
04:52Leave your jacket and pants with us and you get to walk away.
04:55Your cash, too!
04:56Right.
04:57Sorry for the trouble.
04:58The shaman had to go down this way, but what did he expect in that getup?
05:02Though what pisses me off is that he can just sit back and watch them pulverize a turtle.
05:07I got an idea, pussy!
05:08Why don't you tell us your name?
05:10Right.
05:11Class 1B.
05:12I'm Josuke Higashikata.
05:17Say what, Josuke Higashikata?
05:21It says Joe and Joe.
05:23Josuke, huh?
05:24Well, if you ask me, Jojo has a much better ring to it!
05:27Oh, uh, thanks.
05:28That's very kind of you to say.
05:30Shut your trap and take off the damn jacket!
05:32Or didn't you notice the bus is here?
05:34If you don't hurry it up, I swear to God I'll chop off that fugly cowlick!
05:39Did you hear what I said?
05:40Hurry it up!
05:41Sure.
05:42But first...
05:44Question.
05:45Could you repeat what you just said about my hair, sir?
05:53A stand?!
05:58My nose!
05:59My teeth!
06:01Talk shit about my hair and you'll see a different side of me.
06:04A side that'll make you feel pain like never before.
06:07So what was that about my hair looking like a motley toupee?
06:10Huh?
06:11What are you talking about?
06:12No one said that!
06:13I know what I heard, dammit!
06:15What happened?
06:16That punk went flying through the air!
06:18There's no denying what I just saw.
06:20That was a stand.
06:27What?
06:28It's like the turtle's cuts were never there!
06:33What the hell's going on?
06:34Your nose and teeth are healing themselves!
06:37Look at that!
06:38He's fixed!
06:39Yeah, I guess.
06:40But why is his face all weird?
06:42It looks totally different now!
06:44Huh?
06:45What is it?
06:46What happened to my face?
06:47Well, what?
06:48You've really done it now.
06:50You made me touch something that I didn't want to lay a finger on.
06:53What exactly do you plan on making it up to me, huh?
06:59Hey, come back here!
07:00You can't leave!
07:01What happened to my nose?
07:02Guys, wait!
07:04They were a hassle.
07:06And this guy.
07:17Holy shit!
07:19Oh, it's just that turtle again.
07:23I was right.
07:24Somehow, the turtle's completely healed.
07:27Josuke Higashikata.
07:29You were born in the year 1983.
07:31Mother's name, Tomoko.
07:33She was 21, attending university in Tokyo.
07:37This town's the only home you've ever known.
07:39But everything changed in 1987 when you came down with a mysterious fever at age four.
07:45For 50 days, you were a knock away from death's door.
07:50Your father's name is...
07:51Good grief.
07:52How'd I get mixed up in this?
07:54The name of your father is...
07:56Joseph Joestar.
08:00He's 78 now, and the founder of Joestar Realty.
08:04The Joseph Joestar?
08:06He's that American real estate mogul.
08:08Don't worry, the old man's fine.
08:10But one day I was looking into how to divide his properties.
08:13That's when I discovered you, his son, living right here in Japan.
08:18Even the old man had no idea.
08:20Piece of shit that he is.
08:22The bastard always said his wife was his one and only.
08:26Then I find out he had an affair at the ripe old age of 62.
08:30And the product of it is you.
08:32Sorry, guess I shouldn't have said that.
08:34My name is Jotaro Kujo.
08:36Which means, since he's my grandfather, I'm technically your nephew.
08:41Bizarre, huh?
08:42Nephew?
08:43Huh?
08:44Pleasure.
08:47We can talk on the way.
08:51So, there you have it.
08:53Eventually, you're going to find yourself in possession of a third of the old man's inheritance.
08:57That's the message I came here to tell you.
08:59Hate to lay this on you, but this affair has turned the Joestar family upside down.
09:03Upside down? Are you serious?
09:06I am.
09:07My grandma, Susie Q, is the angriest she's ever been in their entire marriage.
09:10And they've been together 61 years.
09:12What? Please forgive me!
09:14This is all my fault!
09:16Hey, there's no need to feel bad.
09:18Why are you apologizing in the first place?
09:20Well, I... I'd hate to be the cause of the family falling apart.
09:25Whenever the subject came up, Mom told me she was deeply in love.
09:29Knowing that she had that is enough for me.
09:31Could you tell my dad? I mean, Mr. Joestar?
09:35He doesn't need to concern himself with us.
09:38What's with this kid?
09:40I came here ready to be decked on behalf of the old man.
09:43But instead of being angry, he's angry.
09:46But instead of being angry, he's the one apologizing to me.
09:49Look, it's Josuke!
09:51Yeah, it is!
09:52Hey, Josuke!
09:53What a coincidence!
09:54Let's go to class together!
09:56Your hair is looking glorious as ever!
09:58It's so great!
09:59You're so different from the other guys at school!
10:01That's great, but we're actually in the middle of an important chat, so...
10:05Aw, come on!
10:06If you don't hurry, you're gonna be late for school!
10:08We can talk later.
10:09Earth to Josuke. We haven't finished our business yet.
10:12Get the groupies out of here.
10:14Who the hell's this guy?
10:15Hey, you can cackle like hens about his hair on your own time.
10:20This guy has no idea the beast he's just released.
10:22Why'd he talk about his hair that way?
10:25Bastard.
10:27Do you wanna repeat what you just said about my hair?
10:30Oh, this isn't good.
10:31You don't have to tell me.
10:32The one thing that sets Josuke off like nothing else is someone insulting his hair!
10:36This is just what happened before.
10:38Hold on a minute, Josuke.
10:40I wasn't trying to take a shot at your hair.
10:46Damn! Here he comes!
10:52Josuke, no!
10:53He's bleeding!
10:54Do you see it, Josuke?
10:56This is called a stand.
10:58It's a physical manifestation of the soul.
11:01Joseph has one of these as well.
11:03Only a stand user can see another stand.
11:07You know, it pisses me off when someone decides to badmouth my pride and joy.
11:11It really grinds my gears!
11:16So that's what a stand looks like.
11:23This kid's power is unreal.
11:25Don't know if you realize this, nephew, but you left your chest wide open!
11:30Enough!
11:32Where did he...
11:36How did that happen?
11:37What is going on?
11:38Why, you...
11:39When did...
11:40Josuke!
11:42Josuke!
11:44Shut your mouths!
11:45And get the hell out of here before your whiny bitching makes me angrier!
11:50Okay.
11:52They must know each other.
11:53He's kinda scary.
11:55Yeah, but in a hot way.
11:58Unreal.
11:59I don't understand.
12:01What just happened?
12:02I can't wrap my head around any of it.
12:05It's been a while.
12:07Ten years, to be exact.
12:10I only managed to stop time for half a second.
12:13I doubt we would've killed each other if I hadn't.
12:15But it would've gotten ugly for one of us.
12:18Here, I got you.
12:20No, it's okay. I can manage on my own.
12:23Fair enough.
12:24As I was saying, there's another reason I came to see you.
12:28Look at this picture.
12:30Do you see it?
12:34Something evil is lurking in this town.
12:37A catastrophic danger is closing in as we speak.
12:41When the old man used his psychic photography to get a picture of you, this was the result.
12:46We don't know who this guy is, but if I had to guess, I'd say he's a stand user.
12:51I know this is all new to you, but I wanted to show you the picture.
12:55Don't let your guard down.
12:57Koichi, if you ever run into him, get as far away as you can.
13:02Getting the police involved won't help.
13:04Just haul ass.
13:06Josuke, if you find yourself face to face with him, keep your cool and stay out of it.
13:10Or it'll be a repeat of what happened here.
13:13Our orientation!
13:15You're right! It's started!
13:18No, no, no, no, no, no!
13:20My mom is gonna kill me if I show up late for my first day of school!
13:23Hey, I need to get going, but I promise to listen to whatever you have to say after school, okay?
13:28You're Koichi, right?
13:29Come on, let's take off!
13:30Huh?
13:31Put some pep in your step!
13:32Right!
13:33This is Josuke Higashikata.
13:35He's one of the other bizarre friends I made that year.
13:38One second he's a wallflower, the next he's acting like a crazy person.
13:42He's got some family drama going on.
13:46That's one way to make a first impression.
13:49Josuke...
13:50That kid's a strange one.
13:52Not to mention his stand.
13:55Given that my hat isn't currently ripped all hell,
13:58it must be able to destroy objects and rearrange their structure.
14:02If he'd managed to connect with my face or my skull...
14:06I don't even want to think about it.
14:08But he could be a potential ally.
14:10He's already a more than capable fighter.
14:13Excluding his fickle personality, that is.
14:17Regardless, I'm really hoping this mess doesn't have anything to do with Josuke.
14:24Hey, good lookin'!
14:26Where you headed? I'll take you where you want.
14:29There's no need to be shy, honey.
14:31I don't bite much.
14:32Come on, get in!
14:35Damn, lady! You're a total knockout!
14:38So you're saying you'll go wherever I want, huh?
14:40You had better believe it!
14:42Just say the word and I'm there!
14:44In that case, why don't you take a one-way trip to hell, douchebag?!
14:50What the hell?!
14:54Hey there, son.
14:55You alright?
14:56Help me, officer!
14:58You got here just in time to catch that crazy bitch!
15:01She assaulted me!
15:02Sorry, son.
15:03Hate to say it, but you're on your own.
15:05What?!
15:06That woman is my daughter!
15:09And in addition to being a public nuisance,
15:11you also referred to my baby girl as a crazy bitch,
15:13so I'd watch myself if I were you.
15:16I'll let you off with a warning, but you're on thin ice.
15:19Got it?
15:23Oh dear, Madam Murakami.
15:25How are you holding up?
15:26I'll carry this so you can take it easy.
15:32Fancy seeing you here, Tomoko.
15:34Hey, Dad.
15:35On your way home?
15:37Sure am.
15:38I'll keep you company.
15:39I'm all done with my shift for the day.
15:41How's Josuke doing?
15:43Today's his orientation.
15:45That boy had better not be getting into trouble.
15:48Right. Who knows with that kid?
15:50He looks innocent, but the moron loses it at the drop of a hat.
15:53I wonder where he gets that from.
15:55All right, settle down.
15:57Bud.
15:58Huh?
15:59Deep in his heart of hearts, he's an honest-to-goodness sweetie pie.
16:02I'm not too worried about it.
16:04That's the spirit.
16:05How do you feel about having a big celebration tonight?
16:08Sounds good.
16:09That was actually my plan.
16:11I doubt he'll come straight home, though.
16:13That child of mine likes his detours.
16:15That he does.
16:16Hey, I want to stop by Kameyu, can we?
16:19Are you crazy?
16:20I just bought you an expensive bag, remember?
16:23Please, baby. I want to look at clothes today.
16:26Watch it, dumbass!
16:28Pay attention to where you're walking, fool.
16:31That freak show gave me the creeps.
16:34What kind of moron slams into someone and doesn't apologize?
16:37Forget him. Let's just get out of here, babe.
16:39Yeah, yeah. You're still angling for Kameyu, aren't you?
16:42Angelo Karagiri, aka Angelo.
16:45He was born in Morioh in 1964, and has an IQ of 160.
16:51He was sent to Juvie for robbery and rape when he was only 12 years old.
16:55That was the beginning of his depravity.
16:59He earned a reputation for being the most violent abomination in the world.
17:04He was the first man to commit a crime.
17:08He earned a reputation for being the most violent, abominable criminal to ever walk on Japanese soil.
17:15Most of his youth was spent in jail.
17:18By the time he turned 34, he'd already spent 20 years in the slammer.
17:22The final crime he ever committed was so reprehensible, it'd make a sewer rat puke.
17:27He was eventually arrested, and then executed.
17:33But unfortunately for all involved, the execution didn't stick.
17:38Angelo escaped from custody shortly after, and he most likely became a stand-user right before his execution.
17:45I'm not sure why, but he's now hiding in the shadows of this quiet town.
17:50And I have no idea where.
17:56Oh, hey, Koichi. You headed home?
17:59Uh, yeah. Guess so.
18:01So, we're classmates.
18:03Yeah, what a coincidence.
18:04Well, I'll catch you tomorrow. Have a good evening.
18:07Hey, uh, Josuke, can you wait a moment?
18:11Huh?
18:13I see. You want to hear what that Jotaro guy has to say, don't you?
18:17I can't get it out of my mind. It's happening in our backyard.
18:20Admirable of you to care. But I'll pass.
18:23But why?
18:24Mmm, not gonna lie, I was curious about the whole thing at first.
18:28But when I thought about it, I figured it'd be best to keep clear of this whole love-child fiasco.
18:33Huh? How come?
18:35Well, things are fine the way they are, so in my opinion, why try to fix what ain't broke?
18:39Yeah, I get it.
18:45What's going on?
18:46Maybe it's some kind of accident.
18:49You wanna go and check it out?
18:50Mm-hmm.
18:59This area's not safe. You need to get back right now.
19:02It's absolute chaos over here.
19:04Some man went to rob that convenience store, and he's taking the female employee hostage.
19:10Look, he's coming out!
19:15Freeze! Put down the knife!
19:18Just let the girl go!
19:19Shut up and get the hell back, all of you!
19:21Hey, I recognize that lady. She's been my cashier a couple of times.
19:24Hey, I recognize that lady. She's been my cashier a couple of times.
19:27Judging by his eyes, if he actually snaps, he'll kill her without any hesitation.
19:31Last chance! Get out of my way! I'm taking the car and leaving!
19:34This isn't good! We have to get out of here before things get worse!
19:37Yeah, you're probably right.
19:38You over there, with the dumb shit hairdo!
19:42I told your ass to get away from the car! Or do you want me to kill you?
19:45I have a bad feeling...
19:47This is gonna get ugly.
19:51Yep, I knew it!
19:55Oh no! Here it comes!
19:57Why in the world did it have to happen right here, right now?
20:00Especially after Mr. Jotaro warned him!
20:02Who the devil is that?
20:03Stand down and back away!
20:07What the hell did you just say about my hair?
20:10I don't know who you think you are, but if you don't start walking, I'm gonna gut her like a fish!
20:14Get back, idiot!
20:15If that guy snaps, you're a dead man!
20:17That goes for you too! Now get away!
20:19I've had all I'm gonna take! You're all driving me crazy!
20:23I'm gonna freaking do it! I'm gonna slaughter this bitch!
20:29How is that a fact?
20:37What the? Those two have a hole through their bodies!
20:41I didn't piss you off, did I?
20:43Because I should be the one who's ticked off!
20:49But how? There's not a mark on me!
20:51She's back to normal, like before!
20:55My knife's inside my body! How did my knife get inside?
21:00What did you do?
21:01I suggest finding a surgeon to remove that in the prison hospital.
21:06Quickly, let's cuff this guy!
21:07What's going on around here?
21:09Josuke!
21:10What's up, Koichi?
21:11Are you okay? That was...
21:17What the hell is happening?
21:21Well, what a surprise!
21:22It appears another annoying stand user has joined the fray!
21:25And I was having so much fun using that meat puppet for my armed robbery!
21:30But of course, you had to get in my way!
21:32Hang on, he's from the picture!
21:38So you know I'm gonna keep a close eye on you!
21:41Wherever you are, whatever you do, I'll be nearby watching and waiting!
21:46What did you say, water boy?
21:51Josuke!
21:52What the hell were you thinking, idiot?
21:54You could've been killed!
21:56Wait a minute!
22:02Mr. Jotaro was telling the truth all along.
22:10Something's happening in this town.
22:13It's almost as if I can feel it in the air.
22:16Whatever found its way into Morioh, it's... it's monstrous.
22:21What?
22:27Hey, Josuke, can you get the phone?
22:30What are you doing, Josuke? Answer the damn phone!
22:32Yeah, yeah, don't have a cow, I'm getting it.
22:37Hello?
22:38It's Jotaro.
22:39Oh, hi.
22:41Our conversation yesterday was too brief.
22:43We need to talk about the guy hiding in this town.
22:46Um, I wanted to talk about that too.
22:48We should meet.
22:49You staying somewhere in town?
22:51I'm at the Morioh Grand Hotel for now.
22:53What's on your mind?
22:55Well, to be honest...
22:58Dammit, this really pisses me off.
23:00Where the hell did I put that damn shovel?
23:03What a little brat.
23:05He's living the high life with his perfect little family.
23:09He's even got a hot young mom.
23:11Not that he could appreciate it.
23:13That kid's such a lucky bastard.
23:16Josuke Higashikata.
23:18You'd better not get too cocky, you little pisshant.
23:21Because I'm going to stomp your soul and your precious little life.
23:25I'm going to get to have my fun after all.