Joe Gatto: Messing with People | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Former Impractical Joker Joe Gatto's hilarious new comedy special sheds some more light on what makes Joe tick. Besides  | dG1fMTk0Z3RhQTF2Rk0

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00:00I've been making it awkward since 1976 okay public restrooms are a good time if

00:13I'm in the stall I like to leave the door unlocked I've set my trap like I'm

00:19trying to catch a raccoon out by the barn inevitably somebody'll open the

00:24door and I'll go you made it I don't even know why I'm like this to be

00:28honest I can't blame drugs I've never even tried marijuana technically it's a

00:33vegetable not for me I did spark up a cannoli backstage though before I came

00:38out puff puff pastry all right that's why all my dogs are named after Italian

00:44pasta dishes and desserts that's what makes sense for me you know I'm saying

00:47yeah I got cannoli biscotti spumoni tartufo tiramisu yeah linguine ravioli

00:54the brother and sister fettuccine alfredo I got to go on that Star Wars

00:58ride that they built and if you don't know about it they spent like hundreds

01:00of millions of dollars on this ride and I was like this is the coolest thing

01:04ever you kidding me what a cool experience for me not for my five-year-old

01:08son who's never seen a Star Wars film or been on a ride and we go into outer

01:18space where an intergalactic battle begins the whole thing's shaking people

01:23are screaming I look my son is hugging the guardrail going I want to go back to her

01:30parenting man we don't know what doing 2 30 in the morning four months ago my

01:35daughter's room I hear it dad dad dad frantically I run in I go what's the

01:38matter babe she goes my armpits bleeding

01:44I'm not a field medic in Vietnam I don't know how to so I just googled my

01:49daughter's bleeding I got a couple years till that happens and I'm pretty

01:59sure that's not an armpit and now we wait