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00:00It's a man's world!
00:10It's a woman's world!
00:19It's the battle of the ages!
00:23It's the battle of the sexes!
00:26It's anything you can do!
00:33And here's the star of our show, Gene Wood!
00:39Good luck, fellas. Good luck, ladies.
00:42Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Anything You Can Do,
00:45where men and women challenge each other physically, mentally, and any other way you can think of.
00:50So let's meet those men and women. We'll start with the...
00:52Oh, there's a very cheery lady over here.
00:55Would you tell me your name and what you do, please?
00:58Beverly Knappers, I'm a housewife.
01:00Beverly Knappers, you're a housewife. Nice to meet you. Middle lady, who are you?
01:04Venka Adler-Sparra, and I'm a key punch operator.
01:07You're a what?
01:08Key punch operator.
01:09Ah, very good. And the last lady?
01:11Sharon Foley, and a housewife.
01:12Another housewife. Great. Glad to have you. Good luck, ladies, gentlemen.
01:15Who are you? What do you do?
01:17Bob Gauthier, I'm a sheet metal worker.
01:19Nice, nice. Very good. Peter?
01:20Peter Berry, and I'm a functional analyst.
01:23A functional analyst?
01:24Right.
01:25What do you analyze?
01:26Work, generally.
01:28Are those basic functions that you analyze?
01:30Right, right.
01:31Very good. Fine. And the last gentleman?
01:33Giulio Cesario, I'm a hair stylist for men.
01:35Nice to meet you. We've met the men and the ladies,
01:38and just a moment, we're going to start our battle of the sexes.
01:41Hang in there. Here we go.
01:54All right. Listen carefully, men and ladies,
01:56because here's how we play Anything You Can Do.
01:59In turn, each team will select an event from this board right behind me,
02:02and they will challenge their opponents to complete that event
02:05in the shortest possible time.
02:07Then the challengers will try to beat that time.
02:09Now, ladies, you'll choose from the men's side of the board.
02:11Men, you'll choose from the ladies' side of the board.
02:14At the end of the game, the team that has accumulated
02:16the least amount of time will be the winner.
02:19Simple? Everybody understand?
02:20We'll start with the ladies.
02:22You will be our team captain, lady in the middle.
02:24Ladies, put your heads together.
02:25Select an event from the men's side of the board.
02:27Paperboy.
02:28Paperboy, which every man, I'm sure, has been at one time or another.
02:33Gentlemen, step right this way, please.
02:36Would you line up, gentlemen, on the other side of the table there,
02:41one behind the other.
02:42That's good. Thank you, Wendy.
02:45All right, gentlemen, here's what's going to happen.
02:48Listen to me carefully.
02:49One right behind the other.
02:51You're going to get on your bicycle.
02:52You're going to take one of these newspapers.
02:54You're going to pedal as fast as you can all the way around this circle
02:58up to this point.
02:59Then you're going to go right down the diagonal section.
03:02As you go by that window of that house,
03:04I want you to throw your newspaper through the window.
03:07If you miss, you've got to go around, pick up a newspaper.
03:09Keep on doing that until each one of you
03:11has thrown one newspaper through that window
03:14right down this diagonal line.
03:15Are you ready?
03:16Peter, get on your bicycle.
03:17You're going to start.
03:18On your mark, get set, and go.
03:20Here comes the morning mail.
03:22That's up this way, Peter.
03:23That a boy.
03:24Now turn around.
03:25Don't stop.
03:26You must keep pedaling.
03:27And throw.
03:28That's one.
03:29Come on, Peter.
03:30Over here.
03:31Okay, Bob, get on.
03:33Get your newspaper.
03:34You cannot stop the bicycle.
03:36You cannot stop the bicycle, Bobby.
03:38Keep going.
03:39No.
03:40Come on, pick up another newspaper, Bobby.
03:42You cannot stop the bicycle.
03:44And throw.
03:45That's two.
03:46Okay.
03:47Next, gentlemen, on your bike.
03:49You've got the paper.
03:50And make your little circle.
03:52No.
03:53I'm not going to count.
03:54It's too close.
03:55One more.
03:56One more.
03:57You've got to go right down the diagonal section.
03:59All right, hurry.
04:00Hurry.
04:01Time is running on you, sir.
04:02You having a little trouble with your bike, Bobby?
04:04No, no, too close.
04:05You've got to go down this section here.
04:07No, no.
04:08Pick up another newspaper.
04:10Now you've got to come down this diagonal section right here.
04:13That's as far as you go.
04:14Now turn.
04:15Keep going.
04:16Yeah.
04:17He made it.
04:18He made it.
04:19And the men completed that event in 56 seconds.
04:23Now, ladies, will you step this way?
04:25Gentlemen, take your seats, please.
04:28Come right this way, please.
04:29Step right this way.
04:30Don't be shy.
04:31You're among friends.
04:32There you go.
04:33All right, ladies, you know what the rules are.
04:35I'll get your bicycle ready for you.
04:37Your newspapers are all set.
04:38And go, Bev.
04:40There she goes.
04:42Speedy Bev.
04:44And she...
04:46Hurry, Bev.
04:47Hurry, sweetheart.
04:48That's it.
04:49Now, and go.
04:51Yeah.
04:52Go, Bev.
04:54There you go.
04:55Keep on going now.
04:56Hurry, time is running.
04:57Go as quickly as you can.
04:58Pedal, pedal, pedal.
05:00Oh, she's got such long legs.
05:02Yeah.
05:04And now Sharon.
05:06Come on, Sharon.
05:07You can make some time there.
05:08Hurry, hurry.
05:09Go, Sharon.
05:10Now go by the window.
05:12Throw.
05:13Yeah.
05:16Congratulations, ladies.
05:19Took that event in 34 seconds.
05:22All right, while we have this moment,
05:25our stage is being cleared,
05:26let's take a look at our scores.
05:28For that event, newspaper, which is your bag, men,
05:31you used up 56 seconds,
05:33and the ladies used up only 34 seconds.
05:36The ladies are leading.
05:39Okay, gentlemen,
05:42put your heads together.
05:43Select an event from the ladies' side of the board, gentlemen.
05:46Peter, you give me the selection.
05:48Chorus Girl.
05:49Chorus Girl.
05:50Chorus Girl.
05:51You look like the type that would have that on his mind.
05:54Ladies, will you step this way, please.
05:57Form a single line right across the top of our circle here.
06:01All righty, there is a pair of,
06:04what do you call those?
06:05Pantyhose.
06:06What?
06:07Pantyhose.
06:08Pantyhose.
06:09I didn't want to pretend that I knew what it was.
06:12That's good.
06:13Oh, we have extras.
06:14Thank you, Wendy.
06:15All right, now, ladies, listen to me carefully,
06:17because you're going to make your debut in show business.
06:20Here's what's going to happen.
06:22First thing you're going to do is put on your pantyhose, right?
06:25Then you're going to put on a garter that I will give you.
06:28Once you have the garter and the pantyhose on,
06:30then you're going to,
06:31excuse me, Bev, just for a minute,
06:32you're going to interlock arms like this,
06:35and then when all three of you are kicking at the same time,
06:38with your right leg, I will say time.
06:41All right, you understand what you're going to do?
06:43Are you ready, ladies?
06:44On your mark, get set, and go.
06:47There go the ladies.
06:48Three beautiful chorus girls preparing for their debut.
06:53That's it, tuck your slacks inside.
06:55Hurry, the orchestra is warming up.
06:58The maestro has moved to the podium.
07:00That's it, girls.
07:02Now pull them up.
07:04You should be able to do this easily, ladies.
07:07Put on a garter.
07:08Put on a garter.
07:10Put on a garter.
07:12Pretty good.
07:13The lights are on.
07:15Now the curtain is going up.
07:16Put your arms together, all together.
07:17Kick with the right leg.
07:19And time.
07:24Marvelous.
07:25The ladies did that event in 35 seconds.
07:29Gentlemen, would you step this way, please, gentlemen?
07:34Ladies, you just go back to your seats.
07:36Gentlemen, I have some things for you.
07:38What is your name again?
07:39Giglio.
07:40Giglio.
07:41Giglio, there's a pair of pantyhose for you.
07:43And there's a pair of...
07:44You have two?
07:45No, that was one for each leg.
07:47Bobby, there's a pantyhose for you.
07:49All right, you know exactly what you have to do, gentlemen.
07:51Ready?
07:52On your mark, get set, and go.
08:00I see you've had experience.
08:04Hurry, time is running.
08:10Can you get your...
08:12Peter, put them on.
08:15You girls always dress this way.
08:18Keep on going.
08:19Come on, Peter, you're way behind.
08:22What's wrong here, Giglio?
08:24You have a run in your...
08:26He's got a run in his nylon.
08:28That's it.
08:29All right.
08:30That's it.
08:31All right, there you go.
08:32Come on, up, up, up, up, up.
08:34All right, here's your garter.
08:35Come on.
08:36Peter, come on, come on.
08:38Here's another one.
08:41Okay, Peter, there you are.
08:47There, that's another one.
08:49We need another one.
08:50Here's another one, Giglio.
08:51Put that on.
08:53Put that on.
08:54There's an extra one.
08:55Hurry, gentlemen.
08:56All right, arms together, kick.
08:58No, the right leg.
09:00No, the right leg.
09:03No, together, together, together, together, and time.
09:14It took those three beautiful girls
09:17one minute and 14 seconds to make their debut.
09:21You hang in there.
09:22We'll be right back with more Dancing with Fun
09:24on Anything You Can Do.
09:26See you in a minute.
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10:22Now, back to Anything You Can Do.
10:26Thank you, Bill Luxton.
10:27And thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
10:29We've got a marvelous battle going on here.
10:31Let's take a look at our score at this stage of the game.
10:35The men's team have used up 2 minutes and 10 seconds
10:38and the ladies' team have used up only 1 minute and 9 seconds.
10:43The ladies are leading.
10:48You got a pitch in there, fellas.
10:49Congratulations, ladies.
10:51Now, listen carefully.
10:52So far, our games have been very physical.
10:56Now we're going to get very intellectual, very mental.
10:59This is our brain game.
11:01Now, if you'll just turn around and take a look,
11:03you have letters there right behind you.
11:05And when I ask the question,
11:06I want you to answer that question
11:08by putting the answer up with these letters
11:10above the white line on the board.
11:12Do you understand that, ladies?
11:14All right.
11:15Will you all turn and face the board, please?
11:17Now, listen to me very carefully, ladies and gentlemen.
11:20I want you to spell the word encyclopedia.
11:25Go!
11:27This is a toughie.
11:30This is a toughie.
11:32Time is running.
11:33Move as quickly as you can.
11:36The men are moving.
11:42Go right underneath it if you have to.
11:46D-I-A.
11:48The men are right.
11:49Time for the men.
11:51And the women are right.
11:53The women are right.
11:55That's incredible.
11:57They performed marvelously.
11:59That was a very tough event.
12:00The ladies used up 26 seconds,
12:02and the men used up 20 seconds in the brain game.
12:06Back to your seats, please.
12:12We have a real hard-fought battle going on here.
12:15We have a minute.
12:16After we finish that last event,
12:18remember when you three fellows were dancing your hearts out
12:20with your little pantyhose on there and everything?
12:24What was running through your mind, Peter,
12:26while you were dancing like that?
12:28I couldn't get the things on.
12:31You couldn't get the things on?
12:33Right.
12:34What is that bleep in there, Peter?
12:36Huh?
12:37Is that the first time you've ever had pantyhose on, Peter?
12:40He's got to think about it, Fred.
12:43No, well, we...
12:44Oh, I'm sorry.
12:45No, we've been to fancy dress parties before.
12:47Oh, fine.
12:48All right, we continue on with the battle of the sexes
12:51on Anything You Can Do.
12:52Ladies, put your heads together.
12:53Select an event from the men's side of the board.
12:57Haberdashery.
12:58Haberdashery.
13:00Gentlemen, this way.
13:01This should be right up your alley.
13:03Here we have a very lovely chair.
13:05Thank you, Wendy.
13:06And we have neckties.
13:07I'll give one to you, Julio,
13:09one to Peter, and one to Bob.
13:11Now, here's how we play this event.
13:12We'll start with you, Julio.
13:13You'll sit in the chair.
13:14Peter, you'll be right behind him.
13:16You will tie a...
13:17No, you sit down in the chair, Julio.
13:19That's it, boy.
13:20Thank you very much.
13:21Now, Peter, you're right behind him.
13:22I want you to tie a four-in-hand knot
13:24around his neck from behind.
13:26As soon as you've done that, Julio, you get up.
13:28Peter, you sit down,
13:29and Bob, you tie the necktie around Peter's neck, right?
13:33And then, Julio, you're the last one.
13:35When Bob sits down,
13:36you tie your necktie around Bob's neck.
13:38Okay, gentlemen, have you got it?
13:40Are you ready?
13:41On your mark, get set, and go!
13:43There it goes.
13:44This should be an easy event for men.
13:46A four-in-hand.
13:48Get your beard out of the way, Julio.
13:51That's it.
13:52And he's moving beautifully.
13:53Peter's moving beautifully.
13:55And down it goes.
13:56Up it goes.
13:57Let me check the knot.
13:58Let me see.
13:59Good, fine.
14:00You get up.
14:01Now, Peter, sit down.
14:02There we go.
14:03Four-in-hand.
14:04That's it.
14:05Fine.
14:06That's up, under, under.
14:07That's the way.
14:08Good.
14:09Now, you've got to get down inside there.
14:10That-a-way, Bob.
14:11You're doing great, Bob.
14:12That's it.
14:13Take it nice and smooth.
14:14Pull it down.
14:15And now up.
14:16And, uh, perfect.
14:17Next.
14:18All right, now you sit down.
14:19Julio, tie.
14:20No, no.
14:21No, no.
14:22No, you can't help him.
14:24No, you can't help him.
14:26Keep your hands down, Bob.
14:28Up, Julio.
14:29Up.
14:30No, you better start over, Julio.
14:32I don't think you ever wore a necktie before.
14:34That's it.
14:35Hurry, hurry.
14:36Time is running.
14:37Hurry, Julio.
14:38Let me look at that.
14:39No, that's not acceptable.
14:42A necktie.
14:43Four in hand.
14:44Go.
14:45Start all over again, Julio.
14:46He turned it around.
14:47Let me see.
14:48And time for the gentlemen.
14:49Oh, you clever gentlemen, you.
14:50That took you exactly one minute and nine seconds.
14:51Gentlemen, take your seats.
14:52Ladies, would you step this way, please?
14:53All righty, ladies.
14:54Now, here's what's going to happen.
14:55You get a tie.
14:56You get a tie.
14:57You get a tie.
14:58We're going to start with you in the chair.
14:59You get a tie.
15:00You get a tie.
15:01You get a tie.
15:02You get a tie.
15:03You get a tie.
15:04You get a tie.
15:05You get a tie.
15:06You get a tie.
15:07You get a tie.
15:08You get a tie.
15:09You get a tie.
15:10All right.
15:11We're going to start with you in the chair, Sharon.
15:12Ladies, you know what you have to do.
15:13Line up behind her.
15:14Are you ready?
15:15On your mark, get set, and go.
15:16A four in hand.
15:17Good, good.
15:18Oh, she does this very well.
15:19You were in the Air Force.
15:20Hey, come on.
15:21Please, please.
15:22Get ready.
15:23Good, good.
15:24Good.
15:25You, that's it.
15:26Now.
15:27Hold your head up so she can see.
15:28Hold your head up so she can see.
15:29Hold your head up so she can see.
15:30Hold your head up so she can see.
15:31Hold your head up so she can see.
15:32Hold your head up so she can see.
15:33Hold your head up so she can see.
15:34Hold your head up so she can see.
15:35That's it.
15:36Now.
15:37Hold your head up so she can see.
15:38That's it.
15:39She keeps making loops over and over again.
15:40Start all over again.
15:41Start all over.
15:42Hurry.
15:43That's it.
15:44Hurry.
15:45Now you're getting it.
15:46Now you're getting it.
15:47She's got the wrong end going over.
15:48Hurry.
15:49Time is running, ladies.
15:50No, no, no, no.
15:51That's it.
15:52Now you're getting it.
15:53Now you're getting it.
15:54Now you're getting it.
15:55Now you're getting it.
15:56Now you're getting it.
15:57Now you're getting it.
15:58Now you're getting it.
15:59Now you're getting it.
16:00Now you're getting it.
16:01Now you're getting it.
16:02Now you're getting it.
16:03Now you're getting it.
16:05No, you cannot help.
16:06Let me look at that knot.
16:07Yes, that's good.
16:08Okay, now the last one.
16:09You were in the Air Force, Belle.
16:10Yes.
16:11Were you on our side?
16:12I was.
16:13Good.
16:14Good.
16:15That's it.
16:16Now, there you go.
16:17There you go.
16:18You've got it backwards.
16:19Yeah.
16:20Yeah.
16:21Let me see, no.
16:22No, no, no, no.
16:23Start all over again.
16:24The big danger is that one of these ladies may actually strangle the other.
16:25Hurry.
16:26Time is running.
16:27Hurry.
16:28Now you're getting it.
16:29Now you're getting it.
16:30Now you're getting it.
16:31Now you're getting it.
16:32Now you're getting it.
16:33Hurry, time, up, up, now down, down, hurry, hurry,
16:37and pull it up, pull it up, and I'll accept it, time.
16:41One minute and 25 seconds for the ladies.
16:45And we'll be back in just a moment for more of Anything You Can Do.
16:49After these words from some friends of ours.
16:51Hang in there, guys.
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17:45All right, back to the battle.
17:47And here's Gene Wood.
17:49Thank you, Bill Nutston.
17:51Ladies and gentlemen, listen carefully.
17:53Final event, let's take a look at the scores.
17:55The men have amassed a total of 3 minutes and 39 seconds,
17:58while the ladies' team have used up but 3 minutes.
18:01The ladies' team is leading.
18:03All right, you can still make it, fellas.
18:05You can still make it.
18:06Put your hands together, select an event from the ladies' side of the board.
18:10What's the event?
18:11Waitress.
18:12Waitress.
18:13That's something ladies should handle easily.
18:15Step this way.
18:16And what does a waitress need?
18:18She needs something to serve.
18:20All right, ladies, will you come behind this table here with me?
18:24There you are.
18:25Now, here's what you've got to do in order to complete this event.
18:27Each one of you, in turn, must carry 4 platefuls of these items to that table down there.
18:35You can only hold one plate in each hand.
18:39The rest you must stack along your arm like that.
18:43You got the picture?
18:44All right, as soon as one player finishes, the next will start.
18:47And we're going to start with you, Bev.
18:48Are you ready?
18:49On your mark, get set, go.
18:50If you drop them by the way, you're in trouble, so be careful.
18:54All right, Bevy.
18:55Bevy's taking it easy.
18:56There she goes.
18:57Now, go down and set them on that table down there.
18:59That's it.
19:00Steady.
19:01You're doing fine, Bev.
19:02Steady.
19:03Steady.
19:04There you go.
19:05And you're finished.
19:06Next player.
19:07Come on.
19:08That's it.
19:09Oh, here's a lady that's had experience.
19:11Look at that.
19:12Hurry.
19:13Time is running.
19:14Now you've got 4.
19:15Go.
19:16Don't hold them one hand.
19:17One hand.
19:18That's it.
19:19That's it.
19:20And put them down quickly.
19:21That's it.
19:22Next player, you start.
19:23Run them right up your arm.
19:24That's the way.
19:25Keep going.
19:26Time is running.
19:27Hurry.
19:28Time is running.
19:29Time is running.
19:30Now take the next one.
19:31Okay.
19:32Go ahead.
19:33No, you can't.
19:34You can't.
19:35Hold it.
19:36Just hold that in your hand.
19:37That's it.
19:38All right.
19:39Ready?
19:40Go.
19:41Easy, easy, easy.
19:42And time for the ladies.
19:43The ladies completed that event in 49 seconds.
19:47All right.
19:48Now, gentlemen, if you will step up this way, please, because you're going to have a chance
19:52to do a little serving.
19:54Very good.
19:55Will you step over this way, gentlemen, right behind this table?
19:58You know what the rules are.
19:59Bob, we are going to start with you, and you will take four at a time.
20:04Are you ready?
20:05On your mark, get set, and go.
20:08Hurry.
20:09Time is running, Bobby.
20:14That's it.
20:15Careful, careful.
20:16He's got four.
20:17That's good.
20:18Put them down.
20:19Put them down.
20:20I'm going to bring some back for the rest of the fellas.
20:22There you go.
20:23Good.
20:24Hurry.
20:25Time is running.
20:26Time is running.
20:29There.
20:30Easy, easy.
20:32Easy.
20:33Steady.
20:34Careful.
20:35Do you have a match?
20:39That's two.
20:40Come on, Julio.
20:41Come on, Julio.
20:42Hurry.
20:43Time is running.
20:44Steady now, Julio.
20:45That's a boy.
20:46That's a boy.
20:48You can come back here, Peter.
20:50Easy, Julio.
20:51Easy, Julio.
20:52Steady, my friend.
20:53And...
20:54Oh, it's going to stall all over again, Julio.
20:57Go back and get four more.
20:59Hurry.
21:00Time is running.
21:01Hurry.
21:02Time is running.
21:03Move, Julio.
21:04Hurry.
21:05Time is running.
21:06Steady now.
21:07Don't panic, old buddy.
21:08That's it.
21:09No, no chin.
21:10No chin.
21:11No chin.
21:12Not even the beard.
21:13And put it down.
21:14Hurry.
21:15Time is running.
21:16And...
21:17Time for the men.
21:20It took the men one minute.
21:21One minute and 11 seconds to complete that event.
21:24That's just great.
21:25Gentlemen, would you return to your seats, please?
21:28Oh, boy.
21:29What an exciting day this has been.
21:31And it has been an awful lot of fun.
21:33Let's find out who are the winners.
21:36We'll take a look at the men's side of the board.
21:38They used up four minutes and 50 seconds.
21:41The ladies used up three minutes and 49 seconds.
21:44The ladies are the winners.
21:47Congratulations, gentlemen.
21:48Congratulations, gentlemen.
21:49And ladies, even though you didn't win, we have a prize for you.
21:50We think you're beautiful anyway.
21:51You're just a delightful team.
21:52Congratulations to the winning team, the men.
21:53You'll get a lovely prize.
21:54Oh, I made a mistake.
21:55I'm sorry.
21:56You get the winner's prize.
21:57Sorry about that, fellas.
21:58That's the way it goes on anything you can do.