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00:00:00I wish you and your parents the very, very best.
00:00:03Thank you so much.
00:00:04You have $100,000 to go get the Man Out of Pressure gift.
00:00:08Eric Smart has decided to walk away with his $100,000.
00:00:14Congratulations, Eric.
00:00:16We'll see you next time on 1 vs. 100.
00:00:20Next on NBC, know thyself and it'll pay off big time.
00:00:34It's the brand-new show Amnesia with Dennis Miller, where memories equal money.
00:00:39You were a member of an all-female skydiving team.
00:00:42What was the name of that team?
00:00:43PMS.
00:00:44Exactly.
00:00:45You had cosmetic surgery, silicone or saline?
00:00:48Saline!
00:00:49You sold your Ford Pinto for how much money?
00:00:52A dollar!
00:00:53Exactly.
00:00:54Remember to watch Amnesia, premiering next on NBC.
00:00:59New Deal, Monday at 8, 7 Central.
00:01:03Hey folks, Dennis Miller.
00:01:04Do you remember the name of your little league team?
00:01:07How's about your high school locker combination?
00:01:11Or what about your blood type?
00:01:13It's the game show where all the questions are about you.
00:01:17This is Amnesia.
00:01:48Thank you very much.
00:01:52As always, I am your servant.
00:01:56To find out exactly who will be playing, let's reveal a few things about our player.
00:02:01When he was a kid, he was a quick learner and eager to show his prowess in the bathroom.
00:02:09His enthusiasm didn't wane as he grew older,
00:02:12and he was rewarded in high school with the coveted honor of most spirited.
00:02:21I thought it was Courtney Love for a second.
00:02:24Now let's show him some spirit.
00:02:26Will Fowler, it's time to play Amnesia.
00:02:28Will Fowler.
00:02:31Come on, come on!
00:02:34How are you, brother?
00:02:36Alright, Will, man.
00:02:39Now, Will, we here at Amnesia feel like we know everything about you
00:02:43and probably a few things you don't want us to know about you.
00:02:46Probably.
00:02:47That's because we secretly spoke to all of the important people in your life
00:02:50and turned everything we learned into a game show
00:02:53where all the questions are about you.
00:02:56Now, do you think you know the source material?
00:02:58I'm pretty good on me.
00:03:00Well, it's time to let America find out just who Will Fowler is
00:03:03with a fun game called You in 60 Seconds.
00:03:06Alright, let's do it.
00:03:07We'll give you one minute to answer up to seven questions.
00:03:10They're all about you.
00:03:12Right answers get you $1,000,
00:03:14and wrong answers, of course, make you look silly on national television.
00:03:18Are you ready?
00:03:19Yes, I am, dude. Let's do it.
00:03:20I'm going to need 60 seconds on the clock.
00:03:22And go.
00:03:23First up, you were the prom king for your senior year of high school.
00:03:26Instead of giving your prom date a corsage, what did you give her?
00:03:29I gave her a miniature troll.
00:03:31Exactly.
00:03:32The first time you ever met your wife, you were hanging out smoking.
00:03:35According to her, what was the first thing you ever said to her?
00:03:37I believe I told her I'd quit for her.
00:03:39Exactly.
00:03:40You were a self-proclaimed fan of Milli Vanilli.
00:03:43Give the full name of either member.
00:03:45Uh, Fab something.
00:03:48Well, no. Something wasn't the last name.
00:03:51According to your wife, what article of clothing did you make for her
00:03:54in costume class that you shared together?
00:03:56I'm going to guess that she would let you know that I made her a corsage.
00:03:58Exactly.
00:03:59You have two children.
00:04:00Which was born on a Sunday?
00:04:02My daughter.
00:04:04Emma, Emma.
00:04:05Growing up, your dad set some ground rules when it came to your love life.
00:04:08At what age did he allow you to date?
00:04:10I, uh, 18, 16.
00:04:1216.
00:04:13Exactly.
00:04:14Your brother told us that before his wedding,
00:04:15you would indulge yourself with a pedicure.
00:04:17What unique object did you have painted on your toenail?
00:04:19Uh, a flower.
00:04:21Exactly.
00:04:22Six out of seven.
00:04:24Good job, bud.
00:04:27All right.
00:04:30One, two, three, four, five, six.
00:04:37Wow.
00:04:42Six out of seven.
00:04:43Pretty good.
00:04:44Now, that money is yours to keep no matter what happens
00:04:46the rest of the game.
00:04:47Excellent.
00:04:48All right?
00:04:49Not a bad chunk of change, but that's just a little taste.
00:04:51It's time to get to the real money.
00:04:52We're starting off with zero in your money bank.
00:04:54Then we're going to bring out three people from your life
00:04:56who will hopefully be helping you fill that memory bank
00:04:58with cash.
00:04:59There you go.
00:05:02All right, so here we go.
00:05:04Let's meet your first supporter.
00:05:06He's a junior high school U.S. history teacher
00:05:09who taught you a lesson or two at home.
00:05:11It is your dad, of course, John Fowler.
00:05:13John, come on out.
00:05:14Hey!
00:05:17What's up, man?
00:05:20Hey, how you doing?
00:05:22What are you going to pay for it?
00:05:23I'm sure I am.
00:05:24Jumping Johnny.
00:05:25What's shaking?
00:05:26You stand in the middle.
00:05:27Now, listen, I'm going to query you, get some information,
00:05:29try to make your son some cash, but I can't let you listen.
00:05:33Then it becomes an inside rig game.
00:05:35You got to go into the soundproof booth there.
00:05:37Do me well.
00:05:38Put the headsets on.
00:05:42Anything you want to say right off the bat
00:05:44because he can't hear you?
00:05:45My wife's here.
00:05:46I got to play it straight.
00:05:48Good boy, good boy.
00:05:49So you're a teacher.
00:05:50Was he a good student?
00:05:51Yes, he was a fairly good student.
00:05:54A bit lazy, but...
00:05:55Yeah, lazy how?
00:05:58He made a lot of book reports on the same book.
00:06:00So you mean he was just recycling year after year?
00:06:03I just looked at it kind of being efficient.
00:06:07Why read something new when you already know it?
00:06:10Every childhood deficiency has a silver lining.
00:06:12What was the favorite book?
00:06:14The Indian in the Cupboard, I believe, was his favorite book.
00:06:18Now the Native American in the Cupboard.
00:06:23All right.
00:06:24He made a spectacle of himself often at high school football games, right?
00:06:28I understand.
00:06:29Yes, he did.
00:06:30He was one of those fans in the stands
00:06:32that loves to, you know, stand up and lead cheers.
00:06:34He'd get the crowd into the game.
00:06:35Right.
00:06:36So he had a knack for it, right?
00:06:38Oh, yeah.
00:06:39People told him that he should actually do what?
00:06:41Try out for the actual team, right?
00:06:43Oh, yes.
00:06:44Uh-huh.
00:06:45There's a proud moment in your life when your son wants to be a cheerleader.
00:06:49It's just remarkable.
00:06:51All right.
00:06:53He's a special child.
00:06:54Yes, exactly.
00:06:56Dad just told us you're the Zodiac killer.
00:07:00All right, John, I think I have enough information.
00:07:02I'm going to ask you to take a seat over there.
00:07:04I'm going to bring Will back out, and we'll ask him some questions.
00:07:07Will.
00:07:11All right.
00:07:13Let's play the game.
00:07:14In this round, each correct answer earns you $5,000.
00:07:18Will.
00:07:22It is time to play Amnesia.
00:07:24Let's go, my friend.
00:07:32All right.
00:07:33Now, we know that it's every young boy's dream, Will,
00:07:35to hit the winning home run or throw the winning touchdown pass.
00:07:38After talking with your dad,
00:07:40we found out that some boys, of course, dream of cheering those heroes on.
00:07:46Yes, I was a cheerleader.
00:07:49Well, so was the president.
00:07:53Oh, that's so sad.
00:07:55I'm in the stands, and the head coach saw that people watched me more than the team,
00:07:59so he told me to get down on the field.
00:08:01And the next year I tried out, my senior year,
00:08:03I was a cheerleader with a bunch of other girls.
00:08:05So what's wrong with that?
00:08:06Yeah, you were like the wolf in the hen house.
00:08:08This is what I'm saying, Dennis.
00:08:09This is what I'm talking about.
00:08:10I like the play, brother.
00:08:11I didn't see it at first, but now I understand it.
00:08:14Well, we all know that every cheerleader has their eye on the quarterback.
00:08:19That's just the way the world works.
00:08:21Yours...
00:08:22Easy, buddy.
00:08:23Yours was named Jared Perucci.
00:08:25Oh, jeez.
00:08:26And they ring a bell?
00:08:28For $5,000, when you were a high school cheerleader,
00:08:31what was Jared Perucci, your high school quarterback's, uniform number?
00:08:38Are you kidding me?
00:08:39Just setting it up there?
00:08:41I can't tell if you're saying, are you kidding me,
00:08:43because it's so easy or it's so hard.
00:08:45It's a little tough.
00:08:46I really didn't have him hanging on my wall or anything.
00:08:48I didn't think you had the actual body of Jared Perucci on your wall.
00:08:52I know a couple of other dudes that were actually good.
00:08:54They had their numbers, so I'm going to guess Jared's.
00:08:56Sorry, Jared, if I'm wrong.
00:08:57I'm going to guess 12.
00:08:5812.
00:08:59Don't name it.
00:09:00Popular number.
00:09:01Let's go to the board.
00:09:02Was Jared Perucci's number 12 for $5,000?
00:09:05Let's see.
00:09:06There you go.
00:09:13That's what I'm talking about.
00:09:16Wow.
00:09:17You shocked me on that one.
00:09:19Now, we hear that cheerleading wasn't your only extracurricular activity
00:09:22and that you threw your hat into the political arena as well.
00:09:25My junior year, I wanted to get involved.
00:09:27I was kind of known as an idiot, class clown,
00:09:29so I wanted to do something important and helpful,
00:09:31so I ran for office.
00:09:32I had a good time.
00:09:33I hear the campaign was unique.
00:09:34You had some interesting ideas on it.
00:09:36I had a few good slogans, yeah.
00:09:37Yeah?
00:09:38Well, let's see some examples of your slick campaign.
00:09:41First up, this is one of your actual slogans, I believe.
00:09:45Vote for Will or I'll eat you.
00:09:50What, did you keep that?
00:09:53You know, the artwork makes South Park look like Van Gogh.
00:09:58Let's go to the next one.
00:09:59You got more than one.
00:10:00That's good.
00:10:01Will, vote for him or he'll cry.
00:10:03Junior secretary.
00:10:04All right.
00:10:05I like that.
00:10:06Pretty inventive stuff.
00:10:07Wow.
00:10:08I've seen worse in high school elections.
00:10:09Wow.
00:10:10Well, Will, we found another of your campaign posters,
00:10:12and here's just a piece of the slogan on that one.
00:10:15Let's put it up.
00:10:17Will is the best thing since.
00:10:20For $5,000, all we need you to do is complete this campaign slogan.
00:10:29You guys are like the CIA, I swear to God.
00:10:32Matt, or we could have just asked your dad.
00:10:35Will, you chose this slogan.
00:10:38You should know this.
00:10:39I wouldn't have gone sliced bread.
00:10:41That's a little obvious.
00:10:43I did like some 90210 in the day,
00:10:45and I remember one of them having a picture of the whole cast.
00:10:50So, I'm going to say it.
00:10:51Will is the best thing since Beverly Hills 90210.
00:10:53For $5,000, let's see.
00:10:56Is that the answer?
00:10:59Joe!
00:11:03That's right.
00:11:04$5,000.
00:11:05I believe it.
00:11:06That's a show, man.
00:11:07That's right.
00:11:08Okay, folks, Will's got $5,000,
00:11:10but there are more stories, more questions,
00:11:12and a lot more money on the line.
00:11:14So, don't go away.
00:11:15We'll be right back on Amnesia.
00:11:17Pretty good stuff.
00:11:18Pretty good stuff.
00:11:25Coming up...
00:11:26Will should remember the simplest detail
00:11:29from a book he's read a hundred times.
00:11:31Take your time.
00:11:32You only use the book report for 48 years in a row.
00:11:36And what makes Dennis say this?
00:11:38Looks like something from a porn movie or something.
00:11:46Can I help you?
00:11:47I'm looking for a laptop.
00:11:48Well, we have all the best brands,
00:11:50but before I can help you out,
00:11:51I'd like to get to know you first.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:54Okay, so once your little niece Chloe arrives,
00:11:56you're gonna want to get the Gateway.
00:11:58It has a ton of memory-for-home videos.
00:12:00You're good.
00:12:02How many kids will I have?
00:12:03Four.
00:12:04All the best brands.
00:12:05No interest for 18 months,
00:12:06plus Geek Squad support.
00:12:08Only at Best Buy.
00:12:10The King!
00:12:11On February 29th...
00:12:12Was this...
00:12:13...and therefore born to be rivals...
00:12:14...desire...
00:12:15...tonight...
00:12:16...will be...
00:12:17...in your hands.
00:12:18On February 29th...
00:12:19Was this...
00:12:20...and therefore born to be rivals...
00:12:21...desire...
00:12:22...tonight...
00:12:23...can be dangerous.
00:12:28The Other Berlin Girl,
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00:12:48Hey, ya-ya, hey, ya-ya,
00:12:50hey, ya-ya, hey, ya-ya,
00:12:52amnesia!
00:12:54You're a sweet group of kids.
00:12:56Welcome back to Amnesia,
00:12:57the show where you don't have to be smart,
00:12:59you just have to remember
00:13:00that you're not smart.
00:13:02We're here with Will,
00:13:03who's already won $5,000.
00:13:05Thank you very much.
00:13:06And all...
00:13:10We have found out some stuff from his dad,
00:13:12we're going to continue.
00:13:14Will, we understand you had a great love
00:13:15for one particular book
00:13:16when you were young, middle-aged, old,
00:13:20just young, but what was your big book then?
00:13:22A couple little books I liked.
00:13:23I loved The Indian in the Cupboard.
00:13:26Was The Indian in the Cupboard a recurrent theme
00:13:28during your educational years, let's say?
00:13:30I...
00:13:32Like, did I read it more than once, Dennis?
00:13:34No, did you use it for a book report more than once?
00:13:35I might have written a very good report
00:13:37that it bared using in multiple classes,
00:13:39if that's what you're referring to.
00:13:41Did you try to evolve the report,
00:13:43or was it simply the first report?
00:13:44You were doing touch-ups, but it was that good, Dennis.
00:13:46Touch-ups.
00:13:48All right. This question should be a gimmick.
00:13:51For $5,000,
00:13:53what is the name of The Indian in the Cupboard?
00:13:55Oh, um...
00:13:58Take your time. You only used the book report
00:14:00for 48 years in a row.
00:14:03It wasn't exactly my dissertation,
00:14:05but The Indian, I know he had a good...
00:14:06He had a unique name.
00:14:08Um... God, I should have read it, like, recently.
00:14:11Um...
00:14:12The Indian's name was, uh...
00:14:15Uh... Sitting Bull.
00:14:17Oh.
00:14:19Oh.
00:14:21It could be. It could be Sitting Bull.
00:14:24Could be, and then both of you will rent some skates,
00:14:27because hell's gonna freeze over, all right?
00:14:29Let's see. For $5,000,
00:14:32is The Indian in the Cupboard's name Sitting Bull?
00:14:35Oh, you were close.
00:14:37Oh!
00:14:39You were close, huh?
00:14:41Well, you had the bull part of it.
00:14:42Obviously, you got a good for the bull.
00:14:43Oh, you got to be kidding me. All right.
00:14:45That's the end of the first round.
00:14:46How are you feeling so far?
00:14:48Well, I don't mind. I'm kicked in, but good.
00:14:50We have another surprise guest.
00:14:52Let's bring out someone who knows
00:14:53even more fun stuff about Will, your brother.
00:14:57Let's hear it for Ben Fowler, ladies and gentlemen.
00:15:00Ben, where are you at?
00:15:01Hey!
00:15:02How you doing?
00:15:07What's up, Ben? How you doing?
00:15:08All right, I'm going to glean some data from your bro.
00:15:11Back to the fishbowl.
00:15:12You know what that means, back to the glass booth.
00:15:18We got a deal on that, because Houdini died in it.
00:15:21Okay.
00:15:23Ben, can you shed some light
00:15:25on Will's more rough-and-tumble side?
00:15:27There really isn't one.
00:15:29Now, was Will fairly responsible when he was younger?
00:15:34I mean, he seems to have grown into it, but as a kid?
00:15:36No, not responsible at all.
00:15:38Right. Bit of a goof-off.
00:15:39Will once left a key under the doormat
00:15:42for you to get into the house, right?
00:15:43Yeah, he had used the key
00:15:45and then put it back under the mat,
00:15:46gone out to play with his friends,
00:15:47and then left a note conveniently on the door.
00:15:49It said, Ben, I'm gone. The key's under the mat.
00:15:53Come on in.
00:15:56Complete lockdown security there, obviously.
00:16:01Now, brothers often tease each other.
00:16:02Do you have any nicknames for Will?
00:16:04Well, we called him Will the Beast,
00:16:06because he was that size at age 12.
00:16:09He was actually hairier,
00:16:11if you can imagine without his shirt on right now.
00:16:13He was about 6'4".
00:16:14Wait a second. I want to make a conscious effort
00:16:16not to imagine that.
00:16:18Okay, go ahead with the score.
00:16:196'4", 220, massively hairy.
00:16:22So, Will DA Beast.
00:16:24Will DA Beast.
00:16:25Will the man, you the man, Will the Beast.
00:16:27All right, you go have a seat with your dad.
00:16:29Come on out here, man.
00:16:32I do not like the look on his face.
00:16:34All right, Ben gave us some interesting facts about you,
00:16:37and for this round, we've doubled the prize money.
00:16:40Each one of these questions is worth $10,000.
00:16:45He's got to be gettable.
00:16:46It's a nice chunk of change, you know?
00:16:49Okay, let's go.
00:16:50Will, did you go by...
00:16:52Oh, first off, I have to cue the dramatic lighting cue.
00:16:55I often forget to do this.
00:16:57Will, it's time to play Amnesia.
00:17:05Nice.
00:17:09Did you...
00:17:12Did you go by any nicknames when you were younger, my friend?
00:17:14I did. One prominent nickname,
00:17:16as far as you showed earlier, was the...
00:17:18They called me the Will DA Beast.
00:17:19Why were you Will DA Beast?
00:17:20Well, obviously for the obvious pun of the Will DA Beast.
00:17:23Yes.
00:17:24But I happened to be a large and hairy man.
00:17:27Yeah.
00:17:28What? What?
00:17:29That's one of the cruel incongruities of life,
00:17:31eventually.
00:17:32That's one of the cruel incongruities of life,
00:17:34eventually, Will DA Beast will be totally bald.
00:17:37Will DA Bald. This is true.
00:17:39Now, what did you go out and do?
00:17:40I love self-promotion.
00:17:42So you go out, Will DA Beast, and what?
00:17:44Well, I did make a business card.
00:17:47What?
00:17:49And then to pass out for no reason.
00:17:50And just in case you ran into somebody on the street
00:17:52who's actively seeking the employment of a beast.
00:17:56Yeah, yeah.
00:17:57We tracked one down.
00:17:58No way.
00:17:59Yes, we tracked one down.
00:18:00It's in the Smithsonian, oddly enough.
00:18:01And we're going to take a look at it.
00:18:04Oh, that's it.
00:18:05That is it.
00:18:06Dancing machine.
00:18:07Cool guy.
00:18:08Will DA Beast.
00:18:09Well, certainly if I was looking to do business with a man,
00:18:12this would close the deal for me.
00:18:15All right.
00:18:16It looks like something from a porn movie or something.
00:18:20Three lines can be seen,
00:18:21but there's one line that we've blacked out.
00:18:23Will, you're the Will DA Beast.
00:18:26This is your card.
00:18:28For $10,000,
00:18:29we need you to reach back deep into the wooly recesses
00:18:33of your mind and tell us,
00:18:35what did your card say underneath that black bar?
00:18:41All right.
00:18:42Um, I'm pretty sure I was referencing
00:18:45a very bad song at the time,
00:18:47and it did say, Daddy of the Mac.
00:18:50Daddy of the Mac?
00:18:52Boy, this card is wrong on, like, eight levels.
00:18:56All right.
00:18:57That's a good answer, Will,
00:18:59and we'll find out if it is the right answer
00:19:02right after this on Amnesia Farms.
00:19:10Coming up,
00:19:11which of these doormats belongs in the front of your home?
00:19:16Has Will been paying attention to his own life?
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00:23:23All right, folks, welcome back to Amnesia, we're here with young Will Fowler, he's exposing
00:23:36himself, winning big money, and waiting suspensefully to find out if he got the last question right.
00:23:42The question was, what did your card say underneath that black bar?
00:23:50And you said...
00:23:51Daddy of the Mac.
00:23:52All right.
00:23:53Will, for $10,000, was it Daddy of the Mac?
00:24:10Feeling good here, Will.
00:24:11I'm feeling great.
00:24:12All right.
00:24:13Well, let's get to some more questions.
00:24:14Now, Will, your bro Ben told us that you guys had to run to the house after school, to working
00:24:19parents, all right?
00:24:20Yes.
00:24:21Obviously, the kids have to play adult to some extent.
00:24:24And if somebody had to go out, there's one key, you have to leave the key, right?
00:24:29We did have a spare key.
00:24:30And you always leave it in a very secretive place, some people even put it under the doormat
00:24:35a good four to five inches away from the door itself.
00:24:39And saying your brother would not find that key under the doormat, what could one do possibly
00:24:45to leave it?
00:24:46Well, if it wasn't like a code, I might leave him a note.
00:24:50Where would you leave that note?
00:24:52Well, he's trying to get in the door, so I might have left the note on the door.
00:24:57That said, the key's under the mat?
00:25:01You know, they heard that story, and they went out and invented Beavis and Butthead
00:25:06right after that.
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:15Well, Will, when we heard that story, we couldn't help ourselves, so we went to your
00:25:19home and stole your doormat.
00:25:23Now, do you think you can recognize it?
00:25:25Yeah, I totally know it.
00:25:26All right, let's put your memory to test.
00:25:28Don't get too cocky on me.
00:25:29Come back here.
00:25:31Wow.
00:25:32All right, smart guy.
00:25:34For $10,000, which of these doormats is yours?
00:25:40All right, walk around, see what you think.
00:25:43Take your time.
00:25:45The correct mat will have a large gold key underneath it.
00:25:49I should know this.
00:25:50It's not it.
00:25:52Come on, Will.
00:25:53You step on the frickin' thing every day, you can't recognize it?
00:25:56You can't recognize it?
00:26:02This is yours?
00:26:03Of course.
00:26:04This is yours?
00:26:05This is the mat.
00:26:06All right, flip it around.
00:26:07Let me see if the key's on it.
00:26:09It's not your mat.
00:26:12I told you not to get cocky.
00:26:14I'm sorry.
00:26:16Here it is.
00:26:18No.
00:26:20It's not my house.
00:26:23No.
00:26:24Somebody get Osha on the phone, because if this stuff gets up my nose, I'm suing this show.
00:26:30Ah, there it is.
00:26:33You picked the wrong one.
00:26:35Ashley and Isabel.
00:26:38Hi.
00:26:40That was a close one.
00:26:42All right.
00:26:43That hurt.
00:26:44Geez.
00:26:45Well, you're $15,000.
00:26:46I'll take it.
00:26:47So far, we've exposed Will's life as a hairy cheerleader who loves great poems and watch 90210.
00:26:52Believe it or not, we've saved the best for last.
00:26:54Don't go away.
00:26:55There's more amnesia right after this, folks.
00:27:03Coming up, the story of Will's wedding ring.
00:27:06You designed a ring, which is very sweet.
00:27:08You made it just a little big.
00:27:09So, Will, what is her correct ring size?
00:27:14I'm like a 13, and I got big, old, huge hands.
00:27:17All right.
00:27:18So you don't have to brag.
00:27:19I'm sorry.
00:27:21And later,
00:27:22You look so straight, brother.
00:27:23I didn't think you had anything that freaky deaky in you.
00:27:26That's my secret.
00:27:30For Jackie Moon and the Flint, Michigan Tropics
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00:27:41The fans
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00:27:49You did not deserve that.
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00:29:02Hey, Chief. What's happening?
00:29:04That's some serious meat you're stacking.
00:29:06Listen up. Freeze. Call the press.
00:29:08New hardy slices must confess.
00:29:10Just as I suspected. High-grade stuff.
00:29:12Once you start eating it, you can't get enough.
00:29:15Hardy slices all the time.
00:29:17Slice so thick that it's a crime.
00:29:19Hey, let's let Chief eat his meat.
00:29:21Nice work. Case closed. Back to the beat.
00:29:23When I say Hillshire, you say farm.
00:29:26Hillshire. Farm. Go meat.
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00:30:29Howie still has a problem.
00:30:31What do I have to do?
00:30:33He still can't give away a million.
00:30:35Why?
00:30:37Why?
00:30:39One day at 8 hits an all-new deal
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00:31:01It's an all-new medium for hire.
00:31:03I'm prepared to offer you a lot of money.
00:31:05But no amount changes what she sees.
00:31:07He murdered his wife in cold blood.
00:31:09If she takes the money
00:31:11a guilty man may go free.
00:31:13I didn't sign on for this.
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00:31:21If you missed it, Kit is back.
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00:31:29All right, folks.
00:31:31Welcome back to Amnesia.
00:31:33John and Ben have helped Will
00:31:35win $15,000 up to this point.
00:31:37Now we're going to learn about Will
00:31:39from someone who knows him most intimately.
00:31:41It's Will's wife, Jenny.
00:31:43Jenny, where are you?
00:31:45Hi, baby.
00:31:47All right.
00:31:49All right, are you ready?
00:31:51I'm going to pick Jenny's mind,
00:31:53so you head back to the booth.
00:31:59Very cute together,
00:32:01but I heard there was a little
00:32:03stuff going on between you two.
00:32:05What's going on?
00:32:07I don't know.
00:32:09I don't know.
00:32:11I don't know.
00:32:13I don't know.
00:32:15Very cute together,
00:32:17but I heard there was a little
00:32:19snafu the night he proposed.
00:32:21Yes.
00:32:23Afterwards, we were walking
00:32:25on the beach, and we sat down
00:32:27to talk, and when I stood up,
00:32:29I dusted my hands off,
00:32:31and my brand-new engagement
00:32:33ring flew off into the sand
00:32:35in the dark.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:39And, long story,
00:32:41but with the help of the entire
00:32:43family.
00:32:45All right, let me probe a little further.
00:32:47So you guys did not live together
00:32:49until you got married.
00:32:51Is that correct?
00:32:53We did not.
00:32:55We did it very traditional.
00:32:57First night we lived together
00:32:59was the night we came back
00:33:01from our honeymoon.
00:33:03Uh-huh.
00:33:05Any surprises at home that night?
00:33:07Actually, yes.
00:33:09We came back, and, you know,
00:33:11until one night one of my bridesmaids
00:33:13was over, and she
00:33:15was probing a little bit,
00:33:17and she said, so, do you hear bells?
00:33:19And I went,
00:33:21well, yeah, actually, we do.
00:33:23Well, it turns out that
00:33:25both sets of our parents broke into our apartment,
00:33:27pulled the fabric off the box springs,
00:33:29and hung 100 bells from little
00:33:31tiny safety pins in our box springs.
00:33:33Wow.
00:33:35So there actually were bells.
00:33:37Wow.
00:33:47You look so straight, brother.
00:33:49I didn't think you had anything that freaky-deaky in you
00:33:51all day long.
00:33:53That's my secret.
00:33:55All right.
00:33:57Your parents sound a little frisky.
00:33:59I like that idea.
00:34:01I think I have enough info here.
00:34:03Certainly that's a showstopper.
00:34:05Gotta make some money, baby.
00:34:09Adorable, baby.
00:34:11You've way overmarried.
00:34:13Well, what do we got? How much money he has?
00:34:15$15,000. Let's get into the game.
00:34:17Let's make some money.
00:34:19The stakes are going up again, as they probably should
00:34:21when the wife is involved.
00:34:23This round, each question is worth $20,000.
00:34:25All right.
00:34:27Are you ready?
00:34:29Yes.
00:34:31It's time to play Amnesia.
00:34:35All right.
00:34:39If you're gonna make me stomp down like that,
00:34:41we need a bigger cue,
00:34:43because that's like an idiot cue.
00:34:45What happened? We go from a 40 to a 60 watt,
00:34:47and I'm supposed to act like God just came down on a cloud?
00:34:53All right.
00:34:55Will, your wife just told us about the night
00:34:57you proposed and your big heroic moment on the beach.
00:34:59Now, listen.
00:35:01You designed a ring, which is very sweet.
00:35:03It goes into the sand.
00:35:05Burt Lancaster is laying there making out with Debra Carr.
00:35:07The waves are crashing in.
00:35:09You probably think that it's lost for all time.
00:35:11You call in half of the Western world
00:35:13to help you search for it.
00:35:15We had a team of people, yes.
00:35:17But I think it's very, very telling
00:35:19that who ended up finding the ring in the sand.
00:35:214 in the morning, barefoot in a suit,
00:35:23I did come up with the ring.
00:35:25There you go.
00:35:27That's what I'm talking about.
00:35:29That was a fun night.
00:35:31The ring fell off that night
00:35:33because the size you got was too big.
00:35:35So you took it, got it resized,
00:35:37and you obviously should know
00:35:39the answer to this.
00:35:41For $20,000,
00:35:43what is her correct ring size?
00:35:45Oh, um...
00:35:51I'm just gonna let you figure it out.
00:35:53You have a little time.
00:35:55I'm like a 13, and I got big old huge hands.
00:35:57All right, you don't have to brag.
00:35:59I'm gonna go...
00:36:01Her correct ring size,
00:36:03I'm gonna say is a 5.
00:36:05It's for $20,000.
00:36:07Please, I'm gonna give you one breath here.
00:36:095? You feel comfy.
00:36:11I want you to win this. 5.
00:36:13I'm gonna go with 5. Beautiful, baby.
00:36:15Okay, this one's in the cooler.
00:36:17Let's go see. For $20,000,
00:36:19you have a ring size 5.
00:36:21Hit it, brother.
00:36:23Yeah!
00:36:25Yeah!
00:36:27I needed that one.
00:36:29I needed that one.
00:36:31I needed that one.
00:36:33$35,000.
00:36:35We'll be right back on Amnesia
00:36:37right after this segment.
00:36:45Coming up, Dennis will jog Will's memory.
00:36:47We decided to bring
00:36:49the sounds of your bedroom
00:36:51into the homes of America.
00:36:53And see if Will can remember
00:36:55something he's heard every day of his life.
00:36:59Yeah!
00:37:01That's right!
00:37:07I'd like to tear into a grilled cheese
00:37:09and nibble out the middle.
00:37:11I wanna go crazy
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00:37:15We are so bad.
00:37:17I'm gonna lose myself in a chicken philly
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00:39:41Jeffrey Lyons reviews Vantage Point at 11.
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00:41:05-♪ It's the thing I got, it's the thing I got, it's the thing I got ♪
00:41:09-♪ Amnesia ♪
00:41:11All right, folks, welcome back to Amnesia.
00:41:14We're here with Will Fowler.
00:41:16He's already pocketed $35,000.
00:41:23Will, we were able to find a calendar you made.
00:41:26Now, on this calendar, each month is marked by a photo you chose,
00:41:30a photo representing a memorable moment from that month.
00:41:33Let's take a look at some of these photos,
00:41:35and I think you'll see a common theme emerge.
00:41:39And, uh, there we go.
00:41:41There's one month.
00:41:43You look a little sloggered.
00:41:45I look happy, Dennis.
00:41:47Okay. Number two.
00:41:49Aw.
00:41:50That was fun. I remember that one.
00:41:52Number three.
00:41:54She looks a little fun there.
00:41:56Hey!
00:41:58This begins the days of wine and roses.
00:42:00Looks like we're celebrating.
00:42:02Do you even remember that month?
00:42:05Number four.
00:42:09I swear to God, Mom, we don't always drink.
00:42:11I promise you.
00:42:13Number five.
00:42:16Ah!
00:42:17There you go. A couple goblets there.
00:42:19This is like Tammy Wynette and George Jones' photo album.
00:42:22Number six.
00:42:25Of course.
00:42:27You sure have picked some festive days for your calendar.
00:42:31All right. We've seen six pictures.
00:42:33All those photos were important enough to make it into the calendar,
00:42:36so they must be burned into your brain.
00:42:38Now, December happens to be a very important month in your family's life.
00:42:41Jenny's birthday, the anniversary of your first date.
00:42:45Will, for $20,000,
00:42:48which of these photos did you use
00:42:51to represent on your calendar
00:42:54that all-important month of December?
00:42:57I should know this. This is like...
00:42:59This is right here.
00:43:01There's got to be some clue in here.
00:43:03I'm narrowing down to two or four.
00:43:05Maybe there's a hint in there.
00:43:07Let me see.
00:43:09Do you ever drink in December?
00:43:11Come on. I'd love to see you get two in a row.
00:43:13Maybe five? God.
00:43:15Okay, I'll give you two.
00:43:17Number two. Wow, that was my shot.
00:43:19All right. For $20,000.
00:43:21Love to see you get this, man.
00:43:23You'd go up to $55,000.
00:43:25Was it number two? Show us.
00:43:27Please, please, please.
00:43:29Oh!
00:43:31I said maybe five. I said it.
00:43:33Oh, that was a close one.
00:43:35All right. Let's move on.
00:43:37Now, we've learned an odd fact about you, Will.
00:43:39You found that when you returned from your honeymoon,
00:43:42there were some, well, some odd sounds
00:43:44coming from your bedroom, right?
00:43:46This is one of the great all-time amnesia stories, by the way.
00:43:49Is it, Ray? This is truly inventive.
00:43:51Come on. Tell us what you heard.
00:43:53It was so special after our honeymoon
00:43:55that we heard ringing. We heard bells.
00:43:57So you were up in bed,
00:43:59and Jenny said you were doing what married people would do,
00:44:02so even above the bickering, you could hear some bells.
00:44:05LAUGHTER
00:44:09It's funny, because it's true.
00:44:11No. All right.
00:44:13We decided to bring the sounds of your bedroom
00:44:17into the homes of America.
00:44:20We're at $35,000.
00:44:22This is a $20,000 question.
00:44:25We have the sounds of five different bells
00:44:27for you to listen to.
00:44:29Will, for $20,000, an audio challenge,
00:44:32which of these is the sounds of the actual bells
00:44:37that were hanging from your box spring?
00:44:40Are you ready? Yes.
00:44:42Give me number one.
00:44:47All right. Number two.
00:44:51BELL RINGS
00:44:53Number three.
00:44:55BELL RINGS
00:44:57LAUGHTER
00:44:59Yeah! That's right!
00:45:02APPLAUSE
00:45:08Is that an evil bell?
00:45:11You know, over there, they bonk on the other side of the road.
00:45:15Number four.
00:45:17BELL RINGS
00:45:19LAUGHTER
00:45:21That sounds like a dog running into the bedroom
00:45:24while you're doing it.
00:45:26And number five.
00:45:28BELL RINGS
00:45:30Oh, that's got... Huh?
00:45:33That sounds authentic. That's got a little porno over there.
00:45:37All right. That's all of them.
00:45:39Any of them ring a bell?
00:45:41I'm nearing... Yeah? Yeah?
00:45:43You got a pretty good idea? I've got at least two for sure.
00:45:46Well, the time has come to choose.
00:45:48You've heard these bells every time you and your wife...
00:45:51You know... LAUGHTER
00:45:53..for $20,000.
00:45:55Which of these bells hung from your bed on that very important night?
00:45:59I got to go, I got to trust my instincts,
00:46:02and I'm going to say number one.
00:46:04All right. Let's go up and see if it is number one.
00:46:08You win $20,000.
00:46:10Please show us.
00:46:12Ah, you're wrong.
00:46:14Number two.
00:46:16You have the bell right there? Can I see it?
00:46:18Are you kidding me? Wait a second.
00:46:20That's...
00:46:22BELL RINGS
00:46:24LAUGHTER
00:46:29I'm not getting much sound, but I can tell you
00:46:31the actual shape of the bells is kind of creeping me out.
00:46:34Well...
00:46:36Well, that...
00:46:38That...
00:46:40A little disturbing there.
00:46:42Well, you're $35,000.
00:46:45Everything's about to change.
00:46:47We're coming up to our final round, Total Amnesia.
00:46:50You could lose all the money you've made in the last three rounds,
00:46:53or you could walk away with $35,000,
00:46:56plus an additional $175,000.
00:46:58But, you know, no pressure.
00:47:00We'll be right back on Amnesia right after this.
00:47:02Let's go.
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00:47:52CHILDREN SING
00:47:57Salud, Tom.
00:47:59How are you, Nicola?
00:48:01Elemental capital.
00:48:03Salud.
00:48:09Thanks, Uncle.
00:48:11Linda!
00:48:13Not tonight.
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00:49:03Miss Davis, this is OnStar.
00:49:05I've received a signal you've been in a crash.
00:49:07I'm contacting emergency services.
00:49:09OnStar reporting a front-end crash on Wakefield Avenue.
00:49:11Chevy Malibu. Airbags deployed.
00:49:13Injuries reported. Please respond.
00:49:15Ma'am, help is on the way.
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00:49:23ORBITS TRAVELER UPDATE
00:49:25ORBITS TRAVELER UPDATE
00:49:27ORBITS TRAVELER UPDATE
00:49:29I just got a tip from other travelers.
00:49:31There's a long security line down at the airport.
00:49:33Oh.
00:49:35We're a community.
00:49:37And one day, I'll return the favor.
00:49:39Thanks, Nick.
00:49:41I think what you're doing is wonderful.
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00:52:52Will get this question
00:52:54right and we'll add twenty-five
00:52:56thousand dollars to your bank
00:52:58bringing the total
00:52:59up to sixty at that point get it
00:53:01wrong you dropped down to ten
00:53:03good luck it's time to pick your
00:53:05question you get to go with
00:53:07with either John, Ben, or Jenny here
00:53:10for the $25,000 question.
00:53:12Which one's vibin' ya?
00:53:14Pick that one, and that's our 25,000.
00:53:17I'm gonna start with my brother, Ben.
00:53:19All right.
00:53:20Like that move.
00:53:21All right, and then there's the...
00:53:24There's the...
00:53:26All right.
00:53:28Here we go.
00:53:31Let me see here, my friend.
00:53:33You and your brother, Ben,
00:53:35each had the pleasure of having your father
00:53:38as your science teacher in junior high.
00:53:40That must have been quite a treat.
00:53:42Something that uncomfortable
00:53:45must have been extremely memorable,
00:53:47so this question will be no sweat.
00:53:51Will, for $25,000,
00:53:57what was your father's classroom number?
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:08It was at the end of his wing,
00:54:10so it's not gonna be two or four.
00:54:12By the way, we understand he was in the same classroom
00:54:15for 25 years.
00:54:23What was your father's classroom number for $25,000?
00:54:29I'm gonna go with three.
00:54:30Three?
00:54:31Let's go up on the board.
00:54:32God, I hope so.
00:54:33You're a good guy.
00:54:34I hope you win this.
00:54:35Was it number three?
00:54:46All right, now listen.
00:54:47I got good news, bad news here.
00:54:49You can have this for the world's ugliest memento,
00:54:51my friend.
00:54:52Sorry, but...
00:54:54It's okay.
00:54:55Now, here's the weird thing.
00:54:57You have $10,000 that you didn't walk in here with.
00:55:00$10,000, obviously, a nice chunk of change.
00:55:03$10,000, probably the least figure
00:55:05that also keeps you in the game.
00:55:07I told you, if you ever go to zero, you're out.
00:55:09You still have a decision to make.
00:55:11The next one's $50,000,
00:55:12and you're still hanging in there with a puncher's chance,
00:55:15as they say in the boxing game.
00:55:16Do you like the sound of the 10?
00:55:18You wanna hang in there with the 50?
00:55:19But remember, you bust on this 50, and it's over.
00:55:22So once again, consult, take your time
00:55:24before you give me an answer.
00:55:25Talk to me.
00:55:33Come on over, big man.
00:55:35Huh?
00:55:37You gotta make a decision here.
00:55:38You're gonna play this $50,000,
00:55:40or are you gonna take the 10?
00:55:41Look, you know, I walked in here,
00:55:43I didn't have 10 grand in my pocket,
00:55:44and right now I do,
00:55:47but I'd kinda like to have 60 in my pocket.
00:55:50So I'm gonna go with 60.
00:55:51You're gonna go?
00:55:52Yeah!
00:55:53Yeah!
00:55:54Yeah!
00:55:55Yeah!
00:55:56Yeah!
00:55:56Yeah!
00:55:57Yeah!
00:55:58Yeah!
00:55:59Yeah!
00:56:00Yeah!
00:56:01Yeah!
00:56:01Yeah!
00:56:03Yeah!
00:56:05Now that is a huge set of bells.
00:56:09All right.
00:56:10You get to pick the question, man.
00:56:14I'm gonna go with my wife on this one.
00:56:15Yeah, you have to.
00:56:17Thank you, Jimmy.
00:56:18All right.
00:56:19Okay, take a breath here, get serious.
00:56:22We learned about a very special night
00:56:24that you planned for you and Jenny
00:56:26while you were in college.
00:56:29Now for this special night,
00:56:31you set up a private screening
00:56:33on the epic Nick Cage film,
00:56:36Captain Corelli's Mandolin.
00:56:40Let's see how close you were paying attention to the movie.
00:56:43Oh my God.
00:56:46The name of Cage's love interest in that movie
00:56:51was Pelleggia
00:56:54for $50,000.
00:56:58What was the name of the actress
00:57:02that played Pelleggia
00:57:04in Captain Corelli's Mandolin?
00:57:09So listen, I think all that Pelleggia is like a side trip.
00:57:12Take your time here.
00:57:13Remember who was in that movie.
00:57:15There's a main guy, there's a main gal.
00:57:17They were in love.
00:57:18I think that's the best way to go.
00:57:19Think of the face.
00:57:21She was Italian.
00:57:22The character was.
00:57:26So she looks Italian.
00:57:29Come on, it was a private screening,
00:57:32a special moment.
00:57:33You must remember.
00:57:34Not Penelope Cruz, not.
00:57:36Please, babe, this is gonna break my heart.
00:57:38Please get this right.
00:57:39It's gonna break mine too, Dennis.
00:57:40Don't you worry.
00:57:43I got one name in my head.
00:57:44Let's hope it's it, brother.
00:57:46Give me the name.
00:57:47I got, this is shot in the dark,
00:57:49but it's Penelope Cruz.
00:57:51Penelope Cruz for $50,000.
00:57:54I pray I did not see that flick.
00:57:56Please show it to us.
00:57:58Please show it to us.
00:57:59Please let it be Penelope Cruz.
00:58:01Please, please, please.
00:58:03KEVIN...
00:58:04OHH!
00:58:05Oh, my God!
00:58:08Oh, my gosh!
00:58:11Oh, ho, ho!
00:58:13Yes.
00:58:15Yes!
00:58:17Oh, my God.
00:58:19You got a baby right here.
00:58:21Oh, my gosh.
00:58:23Yes, yes.
00:58:26Oh, my God.
00:58:29It's the good one and the bad one.
00:58:32Wow, man. What a thrill. What a thrill. I can't tell you how happy I am for you, man.
00:58:44Give me five there, baby. All right, listen. Listen, listen, listen up. Now, I know what's
00:58:54going on in my head. I have to do this. You use your head here, brother. You have $60,000.
00:59:01You have one more chance to add to that total. This is the biggest one of all. There's one
00:59:15envelope remaining, and the question inside is worth $100,000. I'm not going to screw
00:59:22around and do the math. He won't do it. All right. Listen, listen, listen. I'm not going
00:59:44to give you any more time to talk about this. Okay, thank you. God, I swear, I know myself
00:59:51so well. I thought I was going to slay this, and I've missed a lot of questions, Dennis,
00:59:56and I got guaranteed money right now. Beautiful money. Beautiful money. You get $60,000.
01:00:05I got to go. I got to go. I got to stop. Come on over, guys. Celebrate with him. $60,000.
01:00:20A nice man. This is Amnesia. We'll see you next time. Bye-bye.
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01:00:46How he can't give away a million.
01:00:48What?!
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