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00:00Une fois, il y avait une fille nommée Myrtille.
00:02Elle était à l'étage de la maison.
00:05Elle avait des yeux à la couleur rouge et un visage comme un oiseau.
00:09Elle avait un beau nez, un visage très mignon.
00:13Elle avait un visage très beau, un visage très d'art,
00:16et un visage très artiste.
00:18Elle avait un beau nez, un visage très artiste.
00:22Et elle était très belle.
00:24Et elle avait un beau nez, un visage très artiste.
00:27Once upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella who lived with her two sisters.
00:32Every night the two sisters would dress up and go into town where they were popular and sought after scrub women.
00:38Night after night Cinderella would stay home doing the chores.
00:43It's work, work, work. All the time work.
00:46Then one day she heard a strange little voice.
00:49Cinderella! Cinderella!
00:53Who left that screen open again?
00:55Hey, watch it, watch it, hold it! I'm your fairy godmother.
00:58Oh boy! All right, change me.
01:01Do me over, you know, the gown, jewels, carriage, glass slippers and like that.
01:07Oh, you mean this model?
01:09Yeah, that's it, that's it.
01:10Of course, my dear, just sign here.
01:13Sign what?
01:14It's our little contract. I'll give you all these things.
01:17I'll sign! There you are.
01:20Fine, there you are.
01:23And in return you sell all this wonderful metal cookware by midnight tonight.
01:27Just 39.95 a set.
01:29I've got to sell all these pots and pans?
01:31By midnight. If you want to keep all those goodies.
01:34Even we fairy godmothers have to make a living, you know.
01:37But there's only one man in the kingdom rich enough to buy this stuff.
01:40That's right, honey. Prince Fascinato himself.
01:44But Cinderella's fairy godmother didn't know much about royal finance.
01:48For the prince was, at that moment, saying to his prime minister.
01:51This balance can't be right, Frobisher.
01:54My fortune runs into six figures.
01:56Yes, your highness, but they're all zeros.
02:00But what about the royal sock?
02:02The royal sock is empty, sire.
02:04And hark, the creditors are pounding on the castle door.
02:08You mean...
02:09Yes, you have until midnight to raise some money. Lots of money.
02:13But my dear Frobisher, how?
02:15How else? You must marry a rich heiress.
02:17By midnight?
02:18There's a ball at the castle tonight. Do your best.
02:21So, that night, the prince looked his guests over very carefully.
02:26Uh-oh.
02:27Something, your highness?
02:28I think I've got a live one, Frobisher.
02:31And so the prince and Cinderella danced for hours.
02:34You are the loveliest girl in my kingdom.
02:37Your eyes, your diamonds.
02:39Those were sure terrible beans we had for dinner.
02:42Beans?
02:43Now with this skillet, you can cook the water this way.
02:46Your teeth are like pearls. Your pearls like teeth.
02:49The price includes this oatmeal steamer.
02:51Let us go where we can be alone, darling.
02:54So the prince and Cinderella sought out a moonlit seat in the garden.
02:58Oh, how long I've searched for a girl just like you,
03:02since this afternoon, as a matter of fact.
03:04And I know you're my kind of guy.
03:07Real spender.
03:09Psst. Hurry.
03:11What about the creditors?
03:12I can't hold them off past midnight.
03:14Psst. How's it going, dearie?
03:16I'm just about to close the sale.
03:18Tell them about our layaway plan.
03:20You've only got an hour left.
03:22So the prince and Cinderella continued to speak of love and saucepans
03:26until almost midnight.
03:28Such grace. Such beauty.
03:30Such real cash value.
03:32Will you be mine?
03:33There's no vitamin waste, see?
03:35And they scour clean in the jiffy.
03:38You've got just two minutes.
03:40You have just two minutes.
03:42Say yes, my love.
03:44What's 39.95 to a sport like you?
03:47Show him the egg poachers, dearie. Only 70 cents extra.
03:50Give her the bended knee bit. It's almost midnight.
03:53Of course, in such close quarters,
03:55the prime minister and the fairy godmother were bound to meet sooner or later.
03:59Your servant, madam.
04:01You're cute, honey. Do you do your own cooking?
04:04Let us seal our love with a kiss.
04:06Just $5 down in pennies a week.
04:09Marry her quick. I've got to pay cash for these pots.
04:13Unfortunately, it was already a little too late.
04:16First Cinderella lost her permanent,
04:18then her jewels, then her gown.
04:20My, you heiresses certainly depreciate fast.
04:24Embarrassed, Cinderella ran from the castle,
04:27losing one of her slippers as she did so.
04:29The prince, of course, was finally cornered by his creditors.
04:33Cro-Michel!
04:35He's not here, honey, but maybe I can be of some assistance.
04:38So Cinderella returned to her old home and her old job.
04:42Work, work, work. All the time, work.
04:46Who's there?
04:48How do you do, miss? I am...
04:50I know who you are. You're the prince.
04:53Yes, it was the prince.
04:56Real love had triumphed at last.
04:59The world became alive to the tempo of romance.
05:02The birds and the bees sang out.
05:04A thousand stars fell on the lovely young girl and the handsome prince.
05:08Young lady, I have here...
05:10I know, I know. You have my slipper.
05:13No, as a matter of fact, it's brushes.
05:15Brushes?
05:16Yes, some old lady has me selling them door to door.
05:19I told you, honey, I've got to make a living somehow.
05:32THE END
06:03Once upon a time in the little kingdom of Levittown on Thames,
06:06there lived a man named Galahad, Harry Galahad,
06:09the world's most famous clown.
06:11Retired!
06:12With him lived his wife Bessie and their newborn son.
06:15One day, Harry took the infant to be registered with the town clerk.
06:19Have you chosen a name for this child?
06:21Yes, sir!
06:22Sir, very well.
06:24And before Harry could stop him,
06:26the town clerk had written the baby's name in the town register,
06:29Sir Galahad.
06:30But that's not his name!
06:31Sorry, no changes allowed in the town register.
06:34What kind of a name is Sir? Everybody will laugh at him!
06:37What were you going to call him?
06:39Arbuthnot!
06:40And so, from that day on, the baby was known as Sir Galahad.
06:45Sir's future had already been decided for him by his father.
06:48You're going to be a clown, just like Daddy!
06:51When he was just a toddler, it was drummed into him.
06:54A clown! A clown! You're going to be a clown!
06:57Like showbiz!
06:59And later, when he would come home from school...
07:01Sir, go to your room, do your clown work!
07:03But though Sir's father tried to develop the boy's interest in clownery,
07:07Sir just didn't seem to have his heart in it.
07:10For you see, he really wanted to be a knight.
07:12Each evening when he went to bed, Sir would dream of being a knight.
07:16Or at least he tried to dream of being a knight,
07:18but somehow he always wound up as a...
07:21You know what?
07:24One day, his mother took him on her knee.
07:26Sir, honey, don't you want to follow in Daddy's footsteps?
07:29After all, he's a great clown!
07:31You can say that again.
07:33Well, what do you want to be?
07:35Sir was quick to announce his secret ambition.
07:37Knights of the Round Table!
07:39You want to be a round table?
07:41A knight! I want to be a knight!
07:43A what?
07:44Sure! Knights get to wear armor, Pop!
07:46Ride white chargers!
07:48Save lovely damsels from dragons!
07:50Wait a minute, wait a minute! You want to ride a charger?
07:52Save damsels?
07:54But I used to do that three times a day in the circus!
07:57See, like showbiz!
07:59I'd climb the ladder, they'd throw the water on me!
08:02Where'd he go?
08:03Away.
08:04Oh, Bessie, where have we gone wrong?
08:07But that night, something wonderful happened to Sir.
08:10As usual, he tried to dream of being a knight,
08:12and this time, he made it.
08:14I'm a knight! A knight in shining armor!
08:17What ho there, lookie!
08:19That's lackey.
08:21Anyway, fetch my white charger!
08:24Okay, Prince Valiant.
08:26That's a white charger?
08:28You're a little late at the post.
08:30Sir Shoemaker got the last good mount.
08:32And so, Sir Galahad mounted his steed
08:34and set off for adventure.
08:36He soon found that riding in shining armor
08:38was a little harder than it looked.
08:40Still, he sought high and low for a damsel in distress.
08:43Till suddenly...
08:45Help!
08:46It's her! My damsel!
08:48As one, horse and rider flew to the rescue.
08:51I hope it's nothing trivial.
08:53Trivial indeed.
08:55Just over the hill was a damsel
08:56in absolutely the worst kind of distress.
08:59Never fear! Sir Galahad's here!
09:02Well, Sir Galahad set to work to slay the dragon,
09:05and this, too, turned out to be very hard work.
09:08Matter of fact, it was just like chopping down
09:10a very large tree with a very small axe.
09:12But finally, the job was done.
09:15And the maiden gazed lovingly at her conquering hero.
09:19You've probably guessed that I'm a princess.
09:22I sort of had a hunch.
09:24And, as you'd expect,
09:26when Sir took the princess home,
09:28her father, the king, was so impressed
09:30that he gave Sir his daughter's hand in marriage.
09:33Well, now that you're one of us,
09:36take off your hat to the house!
09:38Yes, Sir had been a hero,
09:41but now he was just a relative.
09:43The king gave Sir and his bride a down payment
09:45on a small place of their own.
09:47Before long, there was another little knight to feed,
09:49and another, and another,
09:51and so on into the nights.
09:54Sir's days were taken up with his new duties
09:57as lord of the manor,
09:58for there were no wars to fight,
10:00and his wife frowned on his rescuing any more damsels.
10:03When you've finished the dishes,
10:04remember the moat needs cleaning.
10:06I should have married the dragon.
10:08Then, 20 years later, much to Sir's delight,
10:11another war broke out.
10:13His armor didn't fit as well as it might,
10:15but still he had to defend the kingdom
10:17from threatening invaders.
10:18Alone, he sallied forth against overwhelming odds,
10:21and because he had fought so bravely,
10:23he received a hero's welcome
10:26with full military honors.
10:29With a start, Sir woke from his dream.
10:32That's a hero's welcome?
10:34The next morning, Sir's parents were still deeply troubled.
10:39Harry, if being a knight is so important to him...
10:42You're right, Mama.
10:44A knight he's gonna be.
10:46And with our blessing, we'll send him to...
10:48Be a clown, be a clown, da-da-da, da-da-dee.
10:52Walk one hand, ha-ha-ha-ha!
10:55But, Sir, yesterday you wanted to be a knight.
10:58And today you're a clown.
11:00Well, like you always say, that's showbiz.
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11:38Once upon a time, there was a thumb.
11:40This thumb belonged to a man who lived in the kingdom of King Arthur.
11:44It was the most magnificent thumb in the land.
11:47People would come from miles around just to admire it.
11:50Some thumb.
11:52But it wasn't always this way.
11:54I'll tell the story if you please.
11:56There was a time when the man didn't have such a beautiful thumb.
12:00In fact, he had thumbs just like anyone else,
12:02one right-handed, one left-handed.
12:04And because there was nothing unusual about his thumbs,
12:07he spent his time working very hard as a ploughman.
12:10Then, one day, the ploughman's wife made a wish.
12:13I should be the happiest creature in the world if I had a son.
12:18Although he were no bigger than my husband's thumb, I would be satisfied.
12:23Well, it so happened that Merlin, the famous magician,
12:26was just outside her window.
12:28He heard her statement and was so amused
12:31by the prospect of a boy no bigger than a man's thumb.
12:34Ha! Ha! Ha!
12:39That he granted the woman's wish.
12:42Well, it might have been funny to Merlin,
12:44but the ploughman was not at all amused.
12:47Just another mouth to feed.
12:49Oh, he won't eat much.
12:51And who knows, he may grow up to be six foot four.
12:56But it so happened that Tom Thumb, which is what they named him,
12:59ate more than the ploughman and his wife put together.
13:02But grow up, he did not.
13:04At the age of 16, he was still no bigger than his father's thumb.
13:08Tom's mother loved him, of course,
13:10but she would thoughtlessly display him around town
13:13as though he were a pet bird.
13:15It was about this time that Tom made friends with a butterfly.
13:22If he does that again, I'm gonna buy a flyswatter.
13:26Flyswatter?
13:28They'll never get you with any old flyswatter.
13:31It's time we split, man.
13:33Cut out to the big city.
13:35So Tom did cut out to the big city
13:37and formed the Big Thumb Gang with himself as leader.
13:41It's Big Thumb!
13:43He had channeled his butterfly,
13:45added dual carburetors and put in oversized valves.
13:48He had the hottest hopped-up butterfly in the kingdom.
13:52Okay, now here's our first caper.
13:54The candy store on Elm Street.
13:56But as the gang studied the plans outside their hideout...
14:01You've got the butterfly net?
14:02Yep.
14:03Well, be prepared to use it.
14:04They don't call me Inspector Snoot for nothing.
14:07I've sniffed around
14:09and I can smell a candy store heist in the making.
14:14All right, men, let's go.
14:16But Tom and his gang no sooner started out
14:19than they were trapped by Inspector Snoot
14:21and Tom ended up back in the birdcage.
14:24However, news of his plan reached the newspapers.
14:27Snoot Net's Big Thumb!
14:29Juvenile delinquency gains in kingdom!
14:33And I say to you
14:35that if nothing is done about this juvenile delinquency,
14:39I demand that King Arthur himself be investigated.
14:42It's the king's fault!
14:44The king's fault!
14:45The king's fault!
14:46The king's fault!
14:47I don't know why we have to have a king like that.
14:49I don't know why we have to have a king like that.
14:51Merlin, come here!
14:53It's the king's fault! The king's fault!
14:55Well, you stop already!
14:57We've got to get to the bottom of this thing.
15:00We've got to find out why the lad became delinquent.
15:03You talk to him.
15:05Now then, my boy,
15:07just when did you start to go wrong?
15:11When I was 12 years old,
15:12I had a feeling there was something different about me.
15:15I was 12 years old and only three inches high.
15:18I longed to be big, big, big.
15:21So, when I met my only friend,
15:23I escaped to become the biggest man in the kingdom,
15:26Big Thumb.
15:28And I am big, too.
15:30I've created a monster.
15:33So, Merlin confessed to King Arthur.
15:36So, you see, sire,
15:38I'm responsible for the lad's behavior.
15:40Well, fix him back to normal size, Merlin.
15:44But I can't break my own spell.
15:46Spell shmell.
15:48You get him out of it or else.
15:50Merlin thought and thought,
15:52but could come to no answer
15:54until one day it struck him.
15:56If the spell says he has to be as big as his father's thumb,
16:00why not?
16:02So, the next day in the ploughman's house...
16:05There.
16:06There seems to be something happening to my thumb.
16:09Sure enough, Merlin had cast a spell on the ploughman's thumb.
16:13And as it grew, so did Tom,
16:15until he was a normal-sized boy.
16:17Tom never again thought of crime.
16:19The king made him keeper of the royal butterflies.
16:22And Tom's father never again touched a plough.
16:25For his thumb became so famous
16:27that the king made him a national monument.
16:30And Tom's mother, why, she bought a bird for her birdcage.
16:33And so, they were all deliriously happy ever after.
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