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00:00Anywhere and everywhere, the savage forces of General Warhawk threaten the peace-loving
00:27of the world. There's only one man to call. Get me Rambo.
00:38From the canyons of skyscrapers to the canyons of remote mountain peaks, Liberty's champion
00:43is unstoppable. Rambo, helped by the mechanical genius known as Turbo, and the master of disguises
00:52named Cat, the honor-bound protector of the innocent. Rambo, the force of freedom.
01:22We've taken up positions around the Death Merchant stronghold, Colonel. We're awaiting a go.
01:29We've got our green light, Rambo. Let's rock and roll!
01:36All right! Let's put the pedal to the metal and mantle the bay!
01:42Watch out, everybody! Now I see why they call him the Death Merchant.
02:01That was just a friendly warning. Wait until we get inside.
02:13Welcome to my trap, fools. Now, feel the wrath of the Death Merchant.
02:22Hit the dirt! This guy's serious. I wouldn't have it any other way.
02:46Just a little closer. That's it.
02:55Take cover!
03:05We're gonna blast through that door. Let's hit it with all we've got.
03:15Now!
03:28Let's do it!
03:41I can't see a thing.
03:44But I can and I don't like what I'm seeing. We've got armed robots heading for us and they're about to fire.
03:58We can't hit what we can't see.
04:01Then let's shed a little light on this subject.
04:13They defeated my robots.
04:31What's the matter? The door too hot for you?
04:35I underestimated you, Rambo. Next time I'll be more careful.
04:40Oh, there won't be a next time.
04:55I hope you like prison food. You'll be eating it for a long, long time.
05:00You'll never get me behind bars. I have powerful friends.
05:05There's the train. Destroy the Force of Freedom. Make sure nothing happens to the Dead Merchant.
05:27I told you my friends would show up.
05:31They should do the trick.
05:39They're trying to smoke us out.
05:43Rambo! And they're succeeding. I love it.
05:47They'll expect us at the door. But not on the roof.
05:55Where are they?
05:58Looking for us?
06:01Come on, I've got an idea.
06:09Get back to your seats.
06:20Rambo, look! They've unhooked the passenger cars.
06:24We've got to save them.
06:27Let's go.
06:45Gibralty's got turbo. You got it.
06:52Welcome to Savage, Death Merchant.
06:57Get as close to the cars as you can.
07:14Oh, no. We've got company.
07:21I've got to come up with something fast.
07:27Here goes nothing.
07:29You sure cut it close that time, Ace.
07:56All in a day's work.
08:02We've found your escaped prisoner. Warhawk and the Death Merchant have been spotted in Egypt.
08:08The General must be using him for a special mission.
08:12I'll put a stop to that.
08:27We'll have to move quickly before going to steal King Tut's treasure from the museum.
08:33Show him, Haddock.
08:36You heard your honor.
08:49With these weapons, your men will be invincible.
08:56Excellent.
09:26The treasure of the pharaoh is as good as mine.
09:30General Warhawk!
09:33Four strangers have arrived at the marketplace.
09:37Their leader is large and muscular.
09:40Rambo, you've done well, Achmed.
09:44You will be rewarded.
09:47Let's welcome the force of freedom to Egypt.
09:52Let's welcome the force of freedom to Egypt.
10:15I'll take the marketplace. You two try the side streets.
10:18If there's any trouble, use the transceiver.
10:24May I help you?
10:27Have you seen any of these men?
10:30They look like criminals.
10:34They are.
10:36Then you are in big trouble.
10:38Greetings from the Death Merchant.
10:48He's getting away!
10:52Spread out and cut him off!
11:04I found him.
11:18I found him.
11:26It looks like it's time for the old melon trick.
11:37You know, they're falling for it.
11:40You may defeat my men with melons, but not me, Rambo.
11:49You're right, Nomad.
11:52I have to use a carpet on a creep like you.
11:55Catch you later.
11:57I need this more than you do.
12:28Die! Die! Die!
12:34Bye-bye, bozo.
12:37Don't you mean, bye-bye, Rambo?
12:50It's time to finish you once and for all, Rambo.
12:54Down on your knees.
12:57And now, beg for mercy.
13:00You mean like this?
13:07Looks like Rambo can use a hand.
13:15Let's get out of here.
13:19They run like rabbits when the odds are against them.
13:23I'll lose for a poor old woman.
13:27Get to the museum!
13:32So that's their game.
13:40Get ready. I blast the cylinders.
13:43And burn it.
13:51Last one in is a rotten egg.
14:14Get the tractor!
14:25Let's blow this dump.
14:44Get the treasure to Algiers.
14:46The General will meet you there.
14:48Hey! Hey! I'm on my way!
14:51What about my reward?
14:54Oh, yes.
14:56The General asked me to give you this.
15:00Let's go.
15:14Looks like we're a day late and a dollar short.
15:22Just like Savage.
15:24Picking on the little guys.
15:30You okay?
15:32Warthog betrayed me! I want revenge!
15:35The treasure has been taken to Algiers.
15:37They plan to sell it to a wealthy collector.
15:40Not if I can help it.
15:43It's going to take us days to find the buyer in a city the size of Algiers.
15:47Not if we look in the right place.
15:50You got any ideas, partner?
15:52It takes a thief to catch a thief.
15:54A thieves' market is full of them.
16:04Okay, let's get this over with.
16:06I want some information.
16:08And I'm going to get it.
16:10I am your son, the Destroyer.
16:13All you will find here is dead.
16:22And another table bites the dust.
16:27Now it's your turn.
16:39I am your son, the Destroyer.
16:42All you will find here is dead.
17:00It'd be easier on both of us if you just tell me what I want to know.
17:04I'll break you in half first.
17:09Ready to talk?
17:11Yes!
17:14There's a rich buyer in town.
17:16The dealer's King Tut's treasure.
17:18His name is Hassan.
17:20Where is he?
17:22His yacht is in the harbor.
17:24Thanks. And have a nice day.
17:39The King Tut's Treasure
17:47Magnificent.
17:49Then we have a deal.
17:51Please, General Wu.
17:54One does not rush a hundred million dollar sale.
18:09The King Tut's Treasure
18:18I'll take the turkey on the right.
18:23What the?
18:24Why don't you join your friend?
18:33Blast off!
18:36I wouldn't if I were you.
18:44So much for sneaking up on Warhawk.
18:53A villain's throne is covered with thorns.
19:05A villain's throne is covered with thorns.
19:23I'll get a kick out of this.
19:26I don't suppose you want to give up?
19:31I didn't think so.
19:38Grenade!
19:42Rambo's right behind us.
19:44We couldn't stop him.
19:46Quick, surround my chair.
19:49What about the dragon?
19:51I'll take the dragon.
19:53Alive, I will report.
19:58Looks like the rats abandoned the ship.
20:01Alive, I will report.
20:03Looks like the rats have abandoned the ship.
20:28It is my honor to let you cut the ribbon for the official reopening of the Cairo Museum
20:34and the King Tut exhibit. I'm glad the force of freedom could help. Without your heroic acts,
20:41these treasures would have been lost to us. That stuff belongs to the Egyptian people.
20:46We just wanted to make sure it stayed that way.