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00:00Anywhere and everywhere, the savage forces of General Warhawk threaten the peace-loving
00:27people of the world.
00:29There's only one man to call.
00:31Get me Rambo.
00:38From the canyons of skyscrapers to the canyons of remote mountain peaks, Liberty's champion
00:43is unstoppable.
00:46Rambo.
00:48Helped by the mechanical genius known as Turbo.
00:51And the master of disguises named Cat.
00:54The honor-bound protector of the innocent.
00:56Rambo, the force of freedom.
01:26My assault moves are right on schedule, General.
01:47They had better be.
01:57Hey, what are you guys doing?
01:59Taking over your ship, sucker.
02:05Time to drop the assault net.
02:16What are those men doing, Bolson?
02:20I don't know, sir.
02:22Captain, look!
02:24What the devil?
02:27It's a hijack.
02:29Sound the alarm.
02:56Radio room, this is the captain.
03:24Captain, get out and SOS.
03:29Who the devil are you?
03:31General Warhawk.
03:33Now tell your men to stop fighting.
03:35This ship is mine.
03:54Whoa, who is that guy?
04:14I don't know.
04:16He sure can shrug the curl.
04:18We interrupt our programming to bring you a special weather bulletin.
04:20Hurricane Meg is battering the western coast of Mexico
04:24with winds up to 120 miles per hour.
04:27Sure glad we decided to come to Hawaii instead of Mexico.
04:31We? You're the one that wanted to go to Acapulco.
04:34I don't think it's going to make any difference, guys, either way.
04:37What do you mean, Ace?
04:39Look up and see for yourself.
04:44Oh, no.
04:46Looks like Colonel Troutman's decided to cut our vacation short.
04:57Sorry to interrupt your sunbathing, Rambo,
05:00but General Warhawk has just hijacked the Marua Star.
05:04Marua Star? That's the biggest supertanker in the world, isn't it?
05:08I'm afraid so.
05:10What's he trying to do, corner the oil markets?
05:12He's anchored the tanker offshore from Waikiki.
05:15He'll scuttle it unless we agree to give him this cutter.
05:19He could do a lot of damage with this baby.
05:22Bingo.
05:24And if we say no to the deal,
05:26he'll make an oil slick that'll cause an ecological disaster for Hawaii.
05:30Then the sooner I kick him off that tanker, the better, right?
05:34You got it, soldier.
05:36But remember, Rambo, that tanker's loaded down with oil.
05:39One spark in the wrong place or one stray bullet,
05:43and I'll be peeling you off the sky.
05:46Thanks for the cheerful send-off, Colonel.
05:49See ya.
06:06Post extra guards tonight, Havoc.
06:09I got a gut feeling Rambo's gonna pay us a little visit.
06:14I hope he does, General.
06:17I have a nice surprise waiting for him.
06:21This is Freedom One. I'm in position. Do you read me? Over.
06:25Loud and clear.
06:27We're in position and awaiting a green light.
06:30Then move in. We'll meet at the target. Over and out.
06:40Ready to play human fly?
06:43Lead the way, Vincent Price.
07:09You okay, Cap?
07:11Stay right where you are.
07:39Over.
08:09Rambo.
08:11Your time has come, mister.
08:14Engine room. This is Sergeant Havoc.
08:17Start engines. Rev to full speed.
08:20The anchor's down. It'll be just like spinning our wheels in a traffic light.
08:24We won't go nowhere.
08:26Just do as you're told.
08:28Aye, aye, sir. Full speed it is.
08:32Goodbye, Rambo.
08:34In a few seconds, you're going to bemince me.
08:39You're going to bemince me.
09:09You're going to bemince me.
09:40Well, General, there's nothing left but pieces.
09:45So much for your friend.
09:52Bad news, Colonel Troutman.
09:54This satellite picture shows Hurricane Meg
09:57heading west across the Pacific toward the Hawaiian Islands.
10:00How long before she hits us?
10:0224 hours. Maybe less.
10:04Any chance those 140 mile an hour winds will die down?
10:07No way. They'll hit that super tanker at full force.
10:11And if you don't get her out to sea, she'll be ripped to pieces.
10:15That means oil from here to Timbuktu.
10:19Rambo, it's all up to you.
10:38Who goes there?
10:40Santa Claus.
11:00Prepare to meet your fate, Rambo.
11:03You never learn, do you?
11:05You never learn, do you, Black Dragon?
11:20Farewell, Rambo.
11:24Close, but no cigar.
11:35Fire! Fire! Fire!
11:45Grab those firehoses!
11:47Turn on beep-bop!
11:49Increase the full pressure!
11:51Hurry!
12:05Rambo!
12:07So, Rambo's mincemeat, huh?
12:10General, I...
12:12Shut up, you mindless clod!
12:15Get out there and help put out that fire
12:18before we're all blown sky-high!
12:21Right away, General.
12:31Riffy!
12:33Ripper!
12:35Behind you, the tarts!
12:38Nomad!
12:40Rick! Grab this hose!
13:03Nice going, Ripper.
13:05Save your compliments, Rambo.
13:08I don't need them.
13:10Neither does Rambo.
13:12Not where he's going.
13:14Thanks for helping us put out the fire, Rambo, baby.
13:19Yes, we couldn't have done it without you.
13:23Happy to oblige, Tin Fingers.
13:27Why, you don't say.
13:30Freeze, Rambo!
13:34If you value your friend's life...
13:44Have you ever tried stealing?
13:47No, I haven't.
13:49Then why are you here?
13:51I'm here to help put out the fire, Rambo.
13:55I'm here to help put out the fire.
13:58Have you ever tried swimming in oil?
14:01No matter how hard you thrash and struggle to stay afloat,
14:04you'll still sink like a stone.
14:23Going under, Rambo?
14:26That's too bad.
14:28Here, grab hold of my Tin Fingers.
14:37Rest in peace, Rambo.
14:43All right, we have work to do.
14:55Let's go.
15:25Man, this wind is something else.
15:28Yeah, you better hope it don't get no stronger.
15:32It'll blow your mohawk off.
15:37Yeah!
15:39Yeah!
15:41Yeah!
15:43Yeah!
15:45Yeah!
15:47Yeah!
15:49Yeah!
15:51Yeah!
15:53Yeah!
15:55Yeah!
16:25Yesterday, several Mexican fishing villages were destroyed by Hurricane Meg.
16:30And latest reports indicate the hurricane will hit the Hawaiian Islands by early morning.
16:35I better go warn the Jedi.
16:38Don't bother. I'll tell them for you.
16:41You!
16:43I do keep showing up, don't I?
16:55Ow!
17:06Ow!
17:17Looks like you fouled up the reception, Gripper.
17:26Kat! Turbo! You in there?
17:30Hey, get me out of here, Rambo!
17:33Stand back and take cover!
17:41That's some calling card you got, old buddy.
17:45Beats knocking. Where's Kat?
17:48Radio room with Warhawk.
17:50Let's go get her.
17:56Warhawk!
17:59Warhawk!
18:01Warhawk!
18:03Warhawk!
18:05Warhawk!
18:07Fortran, this is Warhawk.
18:10What do you want, General?
18:12Your answer.
18:14Either you agree to my demands or I scuttle the tanker.
18:17And don't expect any help from Rambo.
18:20He's under a million gallons of crude oil.
18:23That's a lie.
18:25Tell him!
18:27It's true, sir.
18:29They threw Rambo into one of the oil tanks.
18:32Satisfied?
18:34Now, what is your answer?
18:38Rambo!
18:40Smoke him!
18:50Rambo, look out!
18:56Warhawk!
18:58Warhawk, let's get out of here!
19:02No time to chase those rats.
19:04Radio Troutman, we're taking this baby out to sea.
19:07Get down to the engine room. Fire up the diesels.
19:09You got it.
19:22Before we abandon ship,
19:23we should leave Rambo a little surprise.
19:35Engine room, this is Rambo.
19:37Go ahead.
19:39I'm raising the anchor. Let's get underway.
19:50I'm a sore loser, Rambo.
19:54Enjoy your last few seconds.
20:01Last few seconds?
20:04What's he talking about?
20:06Holy...
20:24Rambo, this is the engine room.
20:27Rambo, radio room here.
20:29What the heck was that explosion?
20:31Nothing. The 4th of July just came a little early this year.
20:35Now, let's get this tub out to sea before the storm hits.
20:39Aye, aye, Captain.
20:53Aye, aye, Captain.
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