The 4:30 Movie - Watch the trailer now! On Digital October 1. Starring Austin Zajur, Nicholas Cirillo, Reed Northrup, Siena Agudong, and Ken Jeong.
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00:00She is unlike any nun you've ever met, and she's got a secret.
00:07How come the nuns were never secret hookers when we were in school?
00:10Let's see what's under that wig.
00:12Oh, hell no!
00:15Say a prayer for Sister Sugar Walls.
00:19Well, we're definitely seeing that.
00:26May 25th, 1986.
00:28Today is a big day.
00:30Last summer, I was too scared to ask out Melody Barnigat, the raddest woman I ever met.
00:35But this morning, I invited her to the movies, and she said,
00:38Okay.
00:39Seriously?
00:40Uh, hold on one second.
00:46Cool.
00:47I'll see you at the 4.30 movie, Melody Barnigat.
00:50I'll see you at the 4.30 movie.
00:52What?
00:53Yes.
00:54Well, Billy Idol, when's the white wedding?
00:56I've been thinking about asking Melody out all year.
00:58We made out in her pool last summer.
01:00One time.
01:01With your shirt on.
01:02And you wonder why you don't get laid.
01:05I don't get laid because I'm Catholic.
01:12We'll save seats, you get snacks.
01:14You can't give them cut-scenes when they get back.
01:16I'll tell my dad.
01:17I don't care what you tell your dad, little kid.
01:19Dad, he showed me his privates.
01:21He did what?
01:22I, I...
01:23You disgust me!
01:24Get up!
01:25You three stooges are banned for life!
01:27So much drama.
01:28I thought we're supposed to be seeing a comedy.
01:33Oh my God!
01:34Ha ha!
01:35Hoorah!
01:36I'm in the damn hell!
01:37What about me?
01:38Jesus Christ!
01:40Most people come to movies to escape their lives.
01:42But people like you come here because movies make life make sense.
01:46You're the coolest girl I ever met.
01:47And all I want to do is watch movies with you.
01:49Is that so?
01:50Mom?
01:51What the hell are you doing sneaking into R-rated movies?
01:53You're in trouble, missy.
01:54I'm terrified by what's about to happen.
01:56What do you want to do?
01:57Have sex and get pregnant.
01:59That'll show her.
02:01If that's what you need.
02:05You remember Rocky IV?
02:06Yeah.
02:07When he just like punched him so hard.
02:09You remember that?
02:10It's the climax.
02:12The climax?